Penn & Teller "Bullshit!": Profanity (1/2)

[MrMapex2010]

3:00 ah fuck off bitch

[Ideashark]

Profanity is fun and stress relieving, but can ruin your vocabulary.

[NeroBaelside13]

I fucking love cussing my fucking ass off

[Crackshot1983]

lol sylvester stalone at 1:38

[leftovers0]

"Shozbot"? What a fuckin' stupid, small minded, hypocritical, religiously brainwashed, bitch.

[Slipknot808]

Jenny is a cunt.

[sleibhin325]

I'd back up over a FUCKING TWAT CHIHUAHUA

[stashproductions]

Dont get me wrong I love this show, but man do they really go after anything and everything, hahahah, I mean cmon do these fuckers really pose a threat to society if their such nutjobs? of course not, Penn and teller take it easy lol u guys fucking go after everything

[stalkingcat123]

I wasn't aware there were "classes" of words?

[saznrai]

While you're on YouTube, please search and listen to Blink 182's song, Family Reunion. I'm sure you'd enjoy it. Concerning profanity! Have a good day!

[philosophicalreason]

Coalition Traditional Values,am i the only that gets scared shitless just from that kind of title : /

[UnknownSoldier412]

VGS

[choirchick22]

hahah I LOVE YOU DOG!! :p

[PhilanVortex]

"Do you have to use so many cuss words?"

"Fuck you talking about?"

[ItchyQuick]

Fucking A.

[soadpwnsyou]

another thing not cursing doesn't mean you are more intelligent Again, only fucking morons would think that. You don't earn respect from not cursing. You have emotional control when cursing, it doesn't fucking matter. When I say, fuck or shit in a normal sentence I am keeping emotional control. I am happier then the fuckers that hate profanity because I don't give a shit what people say. They get angry and mad that we say cunt, shit, fuck, etc. And who gives a fuck about getting offended.

[soadpwnsyou]

Who the fuck gives a shit about profanity? Oh, only the fucking morons that think profanity is "ruining" America.  Well fuck them with a rhino dick. They can take their bitching about profanity to themselves. And yes, I cursed a shit load to fucking piss people off that hate profanity.

[CharlesRexBeedy]

Bitch, Cock, Shit, Dick, Piss. Offended by my comment? Well, why did you read it?

[Lewa500]

I LOVE YOU SANTA VACA!

[sagar246246]

As the great George Carlin had said : shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.

[thetwistedstreaks]

felt pya sly on that dog wen penn screamed awwww nearly shit its self!

[davidsfriend01]

The offence is not the word, it's the intent. Noone who says "Gosh darn" or "Jesus wept" has any problem with the intent, so what the fuck is the problem with the word?

[dalecs47]

I generally try to avoid using the typical 4 letter words because I find them to be poor communication. If used too often they lose their emphasis and just become another way to end a sentence. On the other hand when I am truly pissed off at someone I call them a name that is the most foul and profane in my vocabulary: I call them a “CHRISTIAN!” Since the right wing took over the Jesus franchise no other word represent evil, corruption, dishonesty or hate more than the word Christian.

[dalecs47]

Just remember what George Carlon said:  “Shoot is just shit with two o’s”.

[959chris]

i wonder how long until shazbot or whatever the fuck else she said is considered profanity, fuck me so glad im european

[zaxxxon]

is there a bit of a double standart here... no profanity on the radio or tv but the supreme court upholds the right of the wbc to spew its hate on its web site and at soldiers funerals.

[speedstriker]

Maybe it's the difference between tasteful and tasteless swearing that we should be concerned about? I mean, I think many would agree that swearing for the sake of swearing to appear more "edgy" is just juvenile and silly?

[FireProFitz27]

I remember hearing Jim O'Connor on Opie and Anthony. They made fun of him for fifteen minutes and called him a cunt at the end of their interview.

[gunperry]

Santa Vacca translates the same to Italian, it means in English: Holy Cow!

[gunperry]

@gunperry Ah, I should have watched until the end

[KISSarmyGuy]

I believe in free fucking speech.

[uwait]

fucking great, I love these cunt fuckers

[v4lkyr]

if everybody said boulderdash, it would become profanity, too

[tenglee2]

Thanks to this video, my essay was given a 0 for inappropriate words. Ah well, it was worth the try.

[nick007junior]

wtf, the no swearing lady want everyone to say Shazbot instead of cussing...

[IdiosoAmericano]

Did I just watch a Samuel Jackson movie without Samuel himself.

[TruthBehindFiction]

these fucking suggestion videos are freaking me the fuck out

[Kabitu1]

@TruthBehindFiction Thank christ, I thought I was the only one who could see them.

[Bigpussycat5]

fuk



[Toadsanime]

'These words are intended to be offensive and that's wrong, so use these words that are intended to be offensive.'

What the holy boulderdash is the difference?

[alex93md]

bunch of donkey raping shit eaters

[MrKaozKaoz]

Santa Vaca tu puta madre vieja pendeja... this cursing thing actually works =D

[abaddon1112]

anyone notice the "no nerds" sign in that lady's room?  that lady can get fucked.

[madsli]

I was expecting abit more "shazbot" here concidering tribes: Ascend; i gues the people who plays tribes don't wach bullshit.

[MusikCabaret]

santa vaca? Holy COW?! really...

[RedRedRash]

These people are so FUCKING stupid I cant stand to watch this whole clip.

[GushingM1LF]

Penis

[twistedstrange]

Well fuck.

[leeknivek]

SHUT UP SLUT

[daedralord1]

fuck this, people think some slang words are curse words, go fuck yourselves you uptight cunts

[catfold1]

FUCK SHIT LICK BALLS PUSSY TWAT



[iKhanKing]

I personally avoid swearing because I don't want to. But I actually don't care if other people swear, in fact, it can sometimes even make situations more interesting.

[ItsJustMyPenis]

VGS



[bobmoore20]

you take some fuck then some shit then some fuck then some shit, u got a fuckshit stack, a fuckshit stack. its a stack of fuckshit, on top of itself nigga

[SinnFein4ever]

Why are there ads for several quasi-pornographic vidios (including one that's a grather graphic picture of what appears to be a sex-doll) in the "related vidios" column on the right?

[TheSexySockk]

if you use another word instead of a curse word, would that alternate word eventually become a curse word?

*philosoraptor pose*

[thezombiekiller87]

fuck this lady

[jaykgrey]

those pretentious assholes, hah.

[roflcopterkklol]

Ehhh... In Australia that is just how we fucking talk, you cunts need to loosen up a bit.

[thezombiekiller87]

@roflcopterkklol i love the word cunt

[XXkAoTIcDo0mXX]

@roflcopterkklol believe me... it's not the mass majority, it's these prudish people... our country is completely fucked by religion, all these people are like what about the children... they want the government to step in so they don't have to raise their children. Not only that, people in this country love to think it's their right not to be offended, so they try to silence those people. This country is completely free, if you share the christian moral values.

[superwowie111]

@roflcopterkklol

I reckon. I love being Australian. We are so courteous and well mannered to each other but every second word is "fuck fucking the cunt." It's so awesome.

[RandomTask3000]

That bit with the dog was so delightfully creepy

[YouAreABunghole]

5:18 No swearing, god told me..

Ned Flanders?

[mroldschoolhiphop1]

why there's pussy on the side (recommended videos)?

[YouAreABunghole]

@mroldschoolhiphop1

Because after getting pissed after all this bullshit, you need to cool down..

fapfapfapfapfap

[Rastamut]

Profanity doesnt exist ?? So I can I call your daughter a c.u.n.t. in front of you and you'll give me high five ???

[pwned101]

'English is a living language, let's make up random nonsense words to maintain its purity!'

[FissionFlamer87]

lol, santa vacca is TWO words, bitch.

[iLOVEpicklesBRO28]

I use humbug..... XD

[mchandler2112]

I don't use profane words because I'm a writer, and I'm constantly reminded of how rap and hip hop use profanity as a crutch. It can be used very effectively, but like any word, when used over and over loses its true meaning.

[bfg515]

...she does realise that due to language development that 'shazzback' or whatever the hell she said could be a profanity. Words are only 'profanic' because they developed into it....FAGGGGOT...wow I found a bundle of twigs....I am happy.

[yxrcbszg]

shitpissfuckcuntcocksuckermoth­erfuckertits

[infesticon]

Cuntstinkingwankbarstard!!

[ToxicMynd]

A song named Smell My Finger... THAT'S BRILLIANT!!!

[Mysterious0Bob]

Stephen Fry would have a fucking fit if he saw these cretins.

[antdez1]

holy motherfucking son of a bitch shit.... fuck!

[chasetheguitarplayer]

9:10 I've done that with my dogs before lol

[amgr34umr]

dude, don't yell at the dog.

[00Kuja00]

the freaking FCC!:D

[Stevoukos]

FUCK THIS SHIT!

[HillChris1234]

SANTA VACCA!!!!

[cowboyweightlifter]

WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THE RELATED VIDEOS? And I am sorry that I used "ALL CAPS," that wasn't called for.

[KnuckleTouchActivate]

I love how there's a sign sayin "no bullshit" at 3:02

[pipapopov]

did anyone else feel like going all tourette while listening to those interviews?

[FaBJeSRE2]

*cough* SOPA *cough* *cough*

[BrendanIsCool]

yo dawk i herd u luv dawgs so I put a dawg in your dawg so you can love dawgs while loving dawgs dawg

[BrendanIsCool]

this cunting shithead whore really is a shozbot

[toSTONEiGO]

FUCK YOU PENN AND TELLER FLOODDING MY FAVORITES LIST

[toSTONEiGO]

240 p is petter than 480p?

[rustedromeo]

So this lady just wants to change the curse words around. it doesn't change anything or make it anymore ethical.

[dejavuman22]

That dog looked very confused.

[belolacove]

HOWARD STERN IS JUST NOT CUTTING IT, BROTHER!

[ZillaMech]

i loled when Penn yelled at the dog "I LOVE YOU DOG!" xD

[pacguy19]

2:48 This is what's wrong with parents: A lot of them think they can remove any traces of free speech from our society. That kind of mentality is the reason why we have to censor profanity on radio and TV and make sure kids don't see breasts in movies.

[kisser83]

I hate people who hate "profanity" and claim they never say those words. That is bullshit, everyone cusses once in a while and accidently say some of them here and there. Another thing too, real men "cuss" who also burp and fart in public without giving a shit what people think, because manners suck.

[TheDolphinTuna]

Although I think curse words are crude, it's not the actual words themselves. I personally find that most swear words today are overused and would not be something one would say in polite company.

[TheDolphinTuna]

I think that cursing is somewhat crude. It's not the words themselves, but I personally find that most swear words are overused and show a lack of language ability, and would not be something one would use in polite company.

[GrimDane]

That Jim dude at 5:00 looks like an asshat...

[harharhar96]

That sweater wearing prick is actually more dangerous than any biker or loudmouth you know (or would avoid) he acts holy and allmighty but I think when he's alone he curses his white ass off...

[NewgroundsOwnSBB]

I LOVE YOU DOG.

[newchannelish]

All these people are white and upper-class. Of course it's easy for them to not cuss. I've had far bigger concerns, and so have you, than one's choice of language.

[freakyfurball]

God, her words sound so stupid.

[pardonme121]

BOB SAGET!!!

[Khonsu1212]

This is so waspy, racist, and classicist"only certain classes use that kinda language and we dont want to offend the proper white folks and their puritan values" oh and also this completely ignores the real anger and emotions that ppl experience etc :(

[NormacHC]

Santa vaca? Puta madre, what the heck is that?

[ChickenRamen]

I don't use profanity *snoot*

[keithpetro]

I've got tourettes, everyone hates me, I don't give a fuck.

[devokillian]

@keithpetro If people hate you because you have tourettes then they have a problem. And the problem isn't you.

[poopy729]

The intro to this show is amazing.

[achmedlolol]

I LOVE YOU DOOOG!!! >:((

[LongJohnProduction]

humbuk is used in the saying "svindel og humbuk" sort of saying thats some serius bullshit but in a good way. at least in denmark..

[Slobezero]

Anyone else notice that all of these people are elderly white people?

[Slobezero]

@Slobezero The ones who are upset about swearing that is.

[feyd8194]

I cant stop cursing. Its great mmmkay. Keeps my teeth white

[arthuronfacebook]

I'd like to shove a fucking Hush Up t-shirt in that cunt driving instructors mouth, pull off her goddamn grannie panties and slam my dick up her ass until she sprays.

[KraftyMagician]

Why are all the related videos about penises and circumcision?

[yugai15]

Kittens, puppies, babies, kittens BABY HIPPOS!

[LeoMidori]

It pisses me off to no end that they can't even say "fag" or "faggot" or even "homo" on Canadian television or radio anymore. I'm a bisexual man with an amazing boyfriend, and -I'm- not offended by those words! Who is?!

People, stop whining and crying over things! All you're doing is pussifying society so -you- aren't getting hurt by something that might bother you! I really really REALLY can't stand this oversensitive stance on everything.

So fuck off with your bullshit, assholes!

[Rhino38sport]

why do people care about swearing?



[PhilanVortex]

How does she not swear when she's a high school driver's ed. teacher?

[mechanoid2k]

@PhilanVortex SHHHH thats the magic of Valium

[surfer53]

So...who decides what's profane and what's not? I don't even remember the bible making a list of words you should never use. Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, motherfucker, cocksucker, tits, fart, turd and twat.

[Captaincalc1]

Penn talking to that dog is the funniest fucking thing I've heard in ages!!!!

[aelfinjourneyman]

I find Jenny's use of Santa Vaca offensive. It impinges on my fucking ears. these idiots should get a life and stop trying to PC the world.

[JJPHILLYLG]

Don't call gays fags while they burn in hell because that's crossing the line.

[JJPHILLYLG]

These people fight human nature so much that their heads are going to FUCKING explode.

I don't know when I'm going to hurt myself therefore I will not be conscience of what the fuck I will say when I do so. Even if I did I'd probably still curse because it's not hurting anyone.

[PassTheMarmalade1957]

3:42 Woah! Is that a 'No Nerds' sign behind Ginny? Buggering fuck-monkeys to you, Ginny! Haven't you ever HEARD of Nerdfighters???

[PassTheMarmalade1957]

I don't know how my brain came up with this, but one day when I was pissed off, I just shouted, "Buggering fuck-monkeys!" Been my favourite swear ever since ;)

[SamonMarquis]

Whenever I feel like using profanity, I borrow a page from Fallout Boy's script and shout, "Jiminy Jillikers!"

[macgeek2004]

@macgeek2004

Like, fucking VERBATIM, too! LOL!!!

[macgeek2004]

Anyone notice that second list of words that they showed @ ~10:35 was really 6 of George Carlin's "7 Words That Can Never Be Said On Television?" (They left out "motherfucker" because they already got it's root word, "fuck." The words are even in the right order!

[72master]

when your pissed off nobody is going to take the time to think about how can i say this politely  nothing conveys anger as much as FUCK YOU

[frysebox1]

PENISES ON THESE VIDEOS, VAGINAS ON SKYRIM VIDEOS, WHAT IS THIS

[arthuronfacebook]

@frysebox1 You need to come out of he closet

[TheNamelessCharacter]

@frysebox1 The fucking internet mate...

[comowhite4]

lol, he scared the poop out of that dog telling it "I love you". lol

[koopafruit]

FUCK YOU, CUNT BUCKET, COCK LINER, ASS GARBAGE, SHIT BASTARD SHITE WANKER!

[XxSYCOSLAYER15xX]

I LOVE YOU DOG!!!! oh dont worry dont be frightened its ok when the cameras off im gunna strangle you

[PathofAshes]

I love how most of the small, insignificant problems that we focus the majority of our attention on are still issues because of our own people's desire for absolute perfectionist values. These United States of America weren't founded by a need for perfection, but by people's desire to live in a world where the only value they needed was the right do and say what they wanted, when they wanted. That's the world I want to live in.

[iCommentatez]

Also, @5:15

I wonder what the holy man with the porn stache thinks about how to classify swear words amongst each other... like where does he place "shit" vis-a-vis "cock" or "cunt" in that hierarchy? How about the venerable "fuck"? "bitch"? Does he consider more targeted words like "slut" different, or are they nonetheless comparable to the more generic ones in his view? Speaking of targeted words, are racial and/or ethnic epithets such as "nigger", "kike" etc a different class as well, or not?

[iCommentatez]

I defer to the late great George Carlin on matters of so-called offensive language.

[Bebopopotamus]

Shut up, Mancow. Nobody likes you.

[travelsonic]

I LOVE YOU DOG!

[albiz007]

FUCK this mustache guy in his speech hole

[Pinochimon]

@albiz007: Agreed. I love your comment, fuck that asshole...

[Xnothinbetter2dewX]

i swear that guy at 1:37 is Slash

[Freepepsi42]

I would run away if she was my mom....

[ForbidnOne]

Sure we ban "fuck", "shit" and "ass bucket" for "shozbot" and "santa vogga" and soon enough people will complain that saying "shozbot" will threaten the innocence of their children. Replacing one word for another simple makes the other become the first. Profanity been in culture since people could communicate and its not gonna leave cause some "holier than thou" parents kicked up a fuss.

[Willardsmusic]

I find the feelings she puts behind 'shozbot' and 'santa vogga' very ugly. We should ban all negative feelings.

[avmf8]

At 1:35 the look on her face as she says fuck is funny.

[SeedsOfHatred]

"When you hit your thumb with a hammer, you can say 'Shozbot!'"

Right...just like some guy had the idea to say "FUCK!" when you hit your thumb with a hammer.

After a few hundred years, some dumbass would be saying "When you hit your thumb with a hammer, you can say 'FUCK!' instead of that filthy 'Shozbot'."

[endthestory]

That "Christian" guy says that freedom of speech shouldn't protect words deemed as offensive. I'm a Norse Heathen and my religion offends a lot of Southern Protestants. Does that Freedom of Religion shouldn't protect me practicing Norse Heathenry?

[SeedsOfHatred]

@endthestory For some reason this reminded me of a story:

I was in the grocery store recently wearing a shirt that says "Support your local pedophile. Attend a Catholic church" when a middle-aged woman in the checkout line ahead of me leaned over and said "Excuse me, I'm Catholic and your shirt offends me."

I simply said "Well excuse ME, but you're Catholic and that offends me."

She just gave me a pissed-off look and refused to even look at me again.

[endthestory]

@SeedsOfHatred I love the arguments people make without thinking. You, sir, are a hero.

[SeedsOfHatred]

@endthestory *Sits back and takes a drag from his cagarette*

Nah. I'm just a guy with a gun and nothin' to lose.

[thorsday121]

Stop cussing? Fuck that!

[pdldude]

unpleasant myopic impotent despite. lol

[xXLR8TERx]

Fuck this shit.

[SmokieRSWC]

I don't care if people cuss, I just don't do it myself.

[drnogood59]

People who don't want others to curse would surpass the rights of human beings to have their own personal perferences followed.

[PhilanVortex]

Human language censored by humans...human bodies censored by humans...that's bullshit.

[mgoblue935]

what kind of dog is that?

[imchonny]

@mgoblue935 i think its a mixed between a bulldog and a shih tzu which combined together to make a bullshit

[PhilipDK5800]

fuck

[SeizureBobcat]

I LOVE YOU, DOG!

[quadcatfly]

FUCK THAT BITCH !

[Knueflipper]

Shozbot - same intention, different sound. Fuckhead!

You can say 'jeez', and you are still cursing. 'Dang' is just a differnt word for damn, just like saying 'BS' means the same as BULLSHIT!

You can cover shit up, but the smell's still there.

And you getting offended by me saying BULLSHIT instead of BS? That's just mother-fist-fucking rediculous.

@Knueflipper Ps: have a look at Stephen Fry take on words, language and cursing.

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