The Chronicles of Chris-chan: Asperchu is horrendously... awesome. [1/17/10]

[TheYTChronicles]

Agreed with thebigtarget1, these videos are dynamite.

[PirateLordRogan]

8:53

Best part.

[refan75]

those are some saucy books

[Dinoscarex]

"I will kill to everyone of you, trolls, and you will burn in hell for been such a trolls, because i'm white, straight, autistic, and my comic s the best and most original than any idea of all of your...

Oh, also I forgot... peace for all of you"

[lupinegrin]

Please never remove your camera from the tripod again... I'm nauseous.

[pottedfern666]

"HE WISHES HE KNOWS MY SONICHU, ROSECHU AND ALL MY ELECTRIC HEDGEHOGS AS WELL AS I DO BUT HE CAN NOT BECAUSE HE IS NOT an emotionally-stunted manchild who ineptly cobbled his high-school fuck fantasies and limited world-view together to form a sad alternate reality in which he is a figure of power in a city much like his own, but populated with shallow and colourful children's characters. HE IS NOT ME."

Fixed that for you, Crystal.

[MetallicTuneFilms]

Lol'd at the part where Chris reacts to him on fire.

[fdrdevotee]

I love how shocked and appalled Chris acts when he sees that Alec drew him being set on fire, when HE'S guilty of adding people he knows IRL to HIS comic just so he can hurt them (Mary Lee Walsh, Liquid Chris, Jason Kendrick Howell, Wes Iseli, etc.)

[ParatroopaYoshi]

Chris-Chan thought he could "brainwash" everyone on the day before this video was made so that everyone could love Sonichu and hate Asperchu.

And of course, he expected everyone to agree with him about his rant on Asperchu even though there's a lot of irony. You know, because Chris-Chan thought he successfully brainwashed everyone so that everyone could like Sonichu and hate Asperchu.

LOL. You fail, Chris-Chan. You really fail.

[MrAmbidexterous]

die in hell.... I think he got the order of those words mixed up

[PeterOnoLennon]

1:02 and even a goatse I used to have???!

[legomovieman94]

@PeterOnoLennon Goatee.

[slimedime333g]

Chris's dead dog's ghost will eat your soul.

[Dudinator123]

"He sets me on fire!"

If only that were so...

[MrFluffyRedGyarados]

At this time, didn't Chris have a whole page where Black chu and Bubbles had sex? So why is he complaining about curse words?

[Athils]

So, have we figured out yet if Chris is a human being or just a giant, noisy, oddly-shaped, skinless potato?

[MrOhiokid]

It's not anti religious Chris, he's just pointing out that you suck at being a Christian.

[superfawful65]

At least Asperchu actually has friends.

[DoriKun88]

@ 0:46 is that some kind f dildo infront of the tv? wtf?

[TheHowks]

Chris, for the love of god call me, you havn't sucked my cock for 3 days now and it's starting to go limp. You promised daily head thusting on my duck and demand you keep your promise. Gimme a call. Bob x

[TheBlackYousa]

"Asperchu is bad. That's why I have all the pages on my ps3"

[fighter009]

9:07

Could you say that again, but this time in such a way that doesn't sound like you're lying?

[mordredt02]

"So many goddamn swear words!"

[apatano20]

He's just mad because asperchu kicks the shit out of homo sonichu

[ScarletSnake]

How come no one beat the shit outta this guy already? What the fuck is wrong with this world?!

[Andreazor]

"So many uncensored swear words, so god damned many" Snap son, the irony just killed me!

[ZealSeraph]

I'm sure the FBI will instantly drop their shit and rush to storm Alec's house because of this. I mean it's not like they have anything better to do than to clear the "good name" of some egotistical maniac and his ugly-as-balls yellow smudge that looks like something kids draw in kindergarten.

[NotTooWellKnown]

Chris has featured more graphic sex scenes in his comic meant for children than Alec's meant for adults. I don't remember any TV-Y7 shows from my childhood that featured Goku nailing Chi Chi on the beach complaining about all the Homos

[ZetsubouJohnny]

@NotTooWellKnown yeah, but dammit if that wouldn't have made dbz interesting.

[TigerPimp666]

i will say this Asperchu is not crappy you are just saying that cuz you are being butthurt and that its better when your so call "good work of art" he can do a better job at it there is more i want to go be i will just leave it at that

[444Tazer]

So... Alec took a character that's already different, altered him slightly, and called him a character... where have I heard that before...

[videogamenostalgia]

'He wishes he knows Sonichu as well as I do'

SONICHU. IS. NOT. FUCKING. REAL!!!

[redmage2000]

You know what I find hilarious? Everything that Chris complains that Alec does in Asperchu, the creators of South Park have in all their episodes. Southe Park. Which is his background on his PS3. Just shows how dumb Chris is.

[BunrakukenIII]

So... Chris is the Wendigo's gay brother?

[asukafan133]

mutha fucker he can't count

[Popanator2010]

I love autism!

[Drac39]

assragatted  man boobs

[Darkninja105]

I may have to start reading Asperchu.

[Elley82]

FBI?!?!??!?!?!??!?!??!?!??!?!?­

[EponymousKid]

I wonder what happens to you when you die in Hell. Where do you go from there? Double Hell?

[gokugetem]

@EponymousKid You... you... double...

[EponymousKid]

I don't think Chris is saying "Goddammit!" out of frustration. I think he's invoking his shamanistic powers, calling God to damn Asperchu.

[Lasgun91]

@EponymousKid I think you mean GodJesus, good sir.

[SomeBlokeLol]

@EponymousKid Shamanistic... or... Shamanaustic? Did... Did you see what I did there.

[TheIrredeemable]

@SomeBlokeLol

*rim-shot*

[ravage154]

HE'S NOT IAN BRANDON ANDERSON!

[TonyBMan]

@ravage154 correction...IAN BRANNON SOMETHING!!!

[gonzo0079]

lol he's dumb enough to show people more stuff to make fun of him

[sirpico123]

buddah belly and man boobs like i used to have......LMFAO

[slitor]

awww....its almost nostalgia now..

[halodystroyer44]

I wish he did come to minnesota so I cuold kick his ass when he got here

[MEXiCan8890]

what does he mean when he says he caught that sonichu in the wild. there not real

[ikkedoch]

@MEXiCan8890 he meant in the story of asperchu

god I cant believe I'm able to explain something Chris said

[tabrismacbeth]

So many goddamn swear words in this! Son of a bitch!

[SuperElectric96]

So his stuff's horrific but in Chris's mind it's totally cool to draw serious porn pictures of UGLY old women. Yeah Chris.....whatever you say. ¬_¬

[Uezurii]

Atleast they have to die in hell making them the only living people ever getting there alive, interesting. Must be because of his shitty comics.

[DrTheKay]

Such as sheeeeet.....and..aaaasssss

[bobtheawesome727]

nearly every shirt.

[BiggestDoucheEver]

It looks more to me that, CWC is a fan. He as all the pages downloaded and all pages of nudity memorize, right after this video, Chris probably "Mass Debated".

[thebigtarget1]

TheCWCvilleLibrary, i dont think enough people thank you. Thank you for taking the time to download and upload lal of chris's videos! I and everyone else are very thankful!

[bobtheawesome727]

chris... just...(sigh) just give up.

[PirateLordRogan]

The Sturdy Flanders line at 0:46 gets me every time.

[GoblinsnHobbits]

what a faggot.

[Athils]

"He set me on fire!"

Yeah, so much worse than Chris shooting people in the spine to paralyze them for picking on him. Seriously, if he wasn't so ineffectual, he would probably eclipse Hitler and Stalin in the contest for worst human being ever.

[nucleardeath07]

This fool is starting to really piss me off.

[Lippy802]

This nigga got a flatscreen. spoiled little bitch.

[halodystroyer44]

@Lippy802 he's not spolied, just steals hard working citizens' tax money through welfare

[Shavarnarak]

MR. ALEC BASON LARRY!!!

[goldeyeblue]

Oh my god.... call the national guard, someone is going against the blind dogmas of religion.

[Sneep29]

His eyes bugged out when he said dick.

[MikeKlugNJ]

What's that image viewing program? It looks kinda cool.

[thelineguy123]

@MikeKlugNJ

Its called a fucking PS3.

[greenchickenfries]

what the hell is wrong with his parents

[mrbob091]

"Such as SHEEEEEEET. And asssssss.

[BlackDragonsChasm]

"and the goatse i used to have at one time-"

....i seriously had to THINK on what he said. |D

but goatee. i got it now. xD

[lukelewisDOTnet]

Pause it at 1:30 and it looks like CWC's penis makes an appearance at the bottom of the screen.

[Aliun625]

LOL, He sets me on fire!!!! He sets me on fire!!!!

[drogothlord]

@drogothlord Also adding to this, he believes the comics, characters, and events ARE ALL REAL to some level. So yes, doing all this horrible shit, was one of his many fantasies.........good....fuck­ing...GOD!

[chaoslink32]

In the First minute of this video i saw a whole stash of porn, one nude picture of what i believe is some blonde bitch (jessica simpson?) and an even bigger stash of sailor moon hentai ...

[conchobarmanthei]

Chris they're not anti-religious, you're anti-christian

You idol bearing, cum drinking, narcistic, black magic using heathen!

[Devngel]

2:22 WIN

[Jumpybeaver]

Why in the fuck is Randy Marsh in the background?

[KMxHearts]

One... Two...

Patti's coming for you...

[spikey512]

*facepalms* wishing death on someone for making a parody, this coming from the same racist, sexist, homophobic, hypocritical 28 year old man-child who obviously stole 2 characters from there respective owners and made a parody himself? o:

[GreyFoxVinzin]

@4:24 "And his A and B books, are Anti-Religious!" ... "Sweet"

[Devngel]

of course he's not the original create... that tittle goes to NINTENDO AND SEGA you dumb FUCK. And chris wasn't it YOU who said Parodies are legal? and WASN'T It YOU who shot the real chris chan in the legs? GOD you are such a HIPPO-crate

[tbone2004]

So Patti can kill people in their sleep...

What, did she become a furry version of Freddy Kruger or something, Chris? God, you're so naive!

[videogamenostalgia]

Godammit Chris, leave your pastor alone! I'm sure she doesn't want all your petty shit being forced upon her by your whining and bitching!

[FromBrazilWithLove]

Asperchu is an evolved form of the Pokemon Sonichu. Evolution occurs when he reaches level FAIL!

[tw1stedgrudge]

Chris, ah know what you're thinking. You thinking of burying Patti up at the old Indian Burial Ground, up eyonder. But Chris, ah have to warn you, DONT bury Patti in the underground burial ground. In thems places, sometimes wat you put in dem grounds, ain't that wat you get back out.

Sometimes Chris... dead is bettah.

Dead is bettah!

[samuraikarasu]

@tw1stedgrudge Thank you for this.

[superalex94]

@tw1stedgrudge

I.

Just.

That was the best thing I ever read. Thank you.

[bluereaper75]

@tw1stedgrudge I love you

[potatospeederbike]

@tw1stedgrudge I love you.

[AlanSmithee06]

@tw1stedgrudge Bravo!

[mordredt02]

@tw1stedgrudge 1 year later: "We are together forever, Patty."

[TranquilFury1993]

@tw1stedgrudge Oh god, Pet Cemetery FTW

[Moggyoxys]

HE SET ME ON FIRE! HE SET ME ON FIRE!

[Baenistheman]

Ian Brandon Anderson needs to not mock, or be mad that something is better than what he pretends is his, Ian, don't get mad because things are good.

[Baenistheman]

Ian Brandon Anderson needs to stop making fun of a comic that could be far better than one that he tries SO hard to copy.

[DarkStarboye]

I believe in god too but christians dont say things like "God Damn"...

03:19

I doubt that he is...

[volcanotornado7]

I'm pretty sure the FBI has better things to do Chris...

[SOSHaruhi101]

Patti the eater of souls.

She comes.

[SlasherCheetah]

Buddha belly you used to have?

Oh that's right you have a whale belly now.

[mrGrandpaCharlie1]

Hey Chris when your parents die their going too lock you away in a mental house til the day you die.

[DarkStarboye]

I dont like anti religeous eather but wait.. at 03:51 is that a...DILDO? O_O

[HyperVegito]

"A crappy copy of my metal"

>implying his metal wasn't already crappy

Lulz

[argentfang]

He's just mad that Asperchu is better than his recolor garbage.

[trentonfox]

Behold! The Greatest Fail Ever in human form!!!

[evilass334]

my marichu owns your sonichu >:(

[fman40000]

"He set me on fire. He set me on fire!" Also, pause @ 4:55, right before he says 'dick' XD

[Andreazor]

You forced your reverend to read your shit and forced him to lie to you Chris? Appauling.

[Jesterclown17]

6:57

Sonichu's serious shit.

And wishing your dead dog to torment their souls =/= not very christian.

Godjesus is once again ashamed of you.

[kingsomthing1]

nearly all? that's ALL you wear



[CheeseYoshi]

Chris-chan is truly a horrible person to think somebody deserves horrible death for making a parody I mean rip-off of his comic and insulting him.

[Frizzurd]

thanks to this jackass people are going to think that Aspies are inferior to others... I have Aspergers and am gay...Chris if i find you im going to crush your face into the pavement... internet tough guy yeaaaaaah!

[OuroborosRhee]

Alas your character is stolen as well!

lol original creator wouldn't that be sega and nintendo?

[HeatLegs]

Wow, hypocritical...

[BowlajelloT8]

HOLY SHIT ALAC DOESNT CENSOR HIS FUCKING SWEAR WORDS?!?!!?! JESUS BUTT FUCKING CHRIST CALL THE POLICE, FUCK

[bealtespip123]

Nobody cares CHRIS.

[TrueDudikov]

He set him on fire!? The horror.

"DIE and go to hell! And may the soul of my la--late dog... EAT at your souls and kill you in your sleep!" His dog died and went to hell. What'd he do to that dog?

[metalgodaragona1986]

holy shit, he has a picture of Marge simpson on his all LOL

[WillisDCade]

none of this shit wouldn't happen if you stayed off the internet for a few years chris

[Fakenstien]

Alec Bason Larry?

*facepalm*

[Clanitz]

He sets me on fire! x2 lmao

[samuraikarasu]

He's peeing on himself? Well that's not the worst thing you can do with what comes out of your dick.

[LordProteus]

Hey Chris doesnt your self insert in your comics maim and kill people all the time?

[darklordsigara]

is it me or does his dog look like the mascot for rule34 panel

[easirmon]

um....cuz u need to be set on fire u worthless fuck

[samuraikarasu]

I love how uncomfortable he is when he says the word "dicks" as though that will convince anyone he's not viciously gay.

[BigJuicyx3]

HE'S GONNA TELL HIS PASTOR!

[Valamelldansen]

this makes me want to read Asperchu...

[TrustabilityLost]

"So many goddamn of those!"

[CrazedCompProduciton]

When he said "Sets me on fire" it sounded like "Sex me on fire." 0_o

[wonops]

"he makes Asperchu wear every shirt i have".

You have like four shirts and alternate between them every few months

[DivineOverlord666]

fuck me... i could calibrate my moniter with his tops!

[CrypticVision]

Thoughts while watching this: Things aren't obvious from the shaky, washed out camera. Just because you say things doesn't mean they're true, nothing's going to happen to someone's soul which they may or may not have...well you're already flaming...Oh no sex? Like the kind Sonichu, Rosie, and most of your characters have? At least Asperchu is funny. You're a mess Chris, you have no idea what censorship is because you don't know what the boundaries of decency are you degenerate slob. Get a life.

[chadguy66]

lol he actually wears that necklace in public

[JMDurden]

SHEET.

[JMDurden]

"And bananas for dick. *lust face*"

Remember, Chris, stay straight.

[ironboy89]

Love how Chris whines about characters killing you.

Yet you kill Apserchu 4, Jason, The Real Chris in even worst fashion.

Oh the irony.

[Meitti]

The comic was unrealistic. Given the amount of shit and oil in Chris's skin, and the amount of ass-gas inside of him, he would explode into tiny greasy bits the very moment he would make contact with fire.

[OMGBEARS]

When he says "Ass" he reminds me of Tourettes Guy...

or at least a Tourettes Guy Wanna-be.

Also HE SETS ME ON FIRE!!!

[CrypticVision]

@OMGBEARS No problem with with that because he's already flaming am I right? (drumroll)

[007ToxicVenom]

Chris Chan sort of reminds me of Big Al 2k6, except just a slight bit smarter.

[Thefriendlybaron]

chris admits he has man tits.lol

[Mcegan69]

God I actually live in Virginia and it kills me a little bit more inside every 2 weeks when part of my hard earned salary goes to this fat fuck.

[Thefriendlybaron]

it kills me too friend

[subhumanmaster]

@Mcegan69 chris chan putting the virgin in ruckersville vriginia

[Carnage1235]

Something else that Chris just fails to notice, yet won't stop complaining about, is that, he's ALOUD to get away with it, because his series isn't meant to be set towards children, it's meant to be an offensive comic for basically anyone who knows what a retard is (It helps). Chris, ISN'T aloud to, because his comic (and he said this himself) is meant to be towards kids from 10-15. And he DOESN'T censor the profanity, and he promotes fucking underage sex, he even states his hate for child laws.

[Carnage1235]

Also, does anyone else laugh at how Stupid Ian is here? His lack of common sense is so large, the things he notices are the fatness of Asperchu, and the fact that he was set on fire aswell as some other shit that a fucking 6 year old could notice.

Cause, oh gee Chris, there is absolutely no indication in there about Asperchu being able to shoot As-per-hameha's (In other words, Chris's infamous Curse ye hame ha) and the fact that he is socially awkward around girls? No, not at all.

[TheNewChemical]

look at his face after he says 'dick' 4:55

disgust.....or desire?

[PirateLordRogan]

Disgusting desire.

[Katowman]

He's still alive?!

[vrpk7]

Did he copyright himself now?

NO STEELEN

[69Jiraiya]

1:04 is that a dildo? :O lol

[Peteman12]

No, it looks too humanoid.

[Arran64]

He's got the FBI on his side. D:

[MalchikBlue]

Chris, your fatter then ever.

[scttscoodoo]

You would be fat too when all you have to do in life is draw shitty comics, collect tax dollars and live with your parents and never ever getting any China.

[The10thprestigefiend]

@MalchikBlue LMFAO you said it

[jonirons1]

All the twirling and perspective-shifting going on from 4:40 until the end make me think this is what it would be like to dance with him. Including his ranting.

[wackowx]

this guy is very excited about his recolor isnt he...

[BunrakukenIII]

He is. He surely i..

Sorry. I thought you said rectum.

[Catalyst585]

Boobs must be bigger.

[xaikochan]

MY GOD!

NOT ANTIRELIGOUS!

[Shonbi]

If they've seen this, they should "set [him] on fire" every few pages. :D

[BunrakukenIII]

He really does have an excellent - and complete - Asperchu collection.