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  • man i wonder what would happen if they put that gene in me, Id cum spider silk FTW, Ill be like spiderman, Ill cum spiderwebs from my dick... wish that could happen...

  • What type of spider is that? It looks horendous and very dangerous.

  • why just dont take the spider strings and mix it with goat's milk, but i really want to see this product work as an armour

  • i thought they made a spider silkworm....

  • yummy..

  • Spider goat, Spider goat.

    Does whatever a spider goat does.

    can he spun, Up a web?

    No he can't, He's just a goat.

  • ... does whatever a spider goat can.

  • rise of the planet of the spider goats!!!

    

  • wow cool!!!!!!!!!!

  • de volgende keer als een gast op mij het vuur opent duik ik achter een schaap

  • THE GOATS ARE TURNING ON US SHOOT THEM....oh wait nvm i forgot that wont work anymore

  • there's no way it can be that simple..

  • Damn scientist you scary

  • not a bad idea we already mixed a spider with a man and that worked out well

  • what if the goats crawl over the USA WTF THEN HUH SCIENTITSTSTSASS

  • Thumbs up if your here because of Weeds :)

  • i guess its o.k...only if the goat is not in pain....

  • the bitch scares me.

  • stupid scientist!!!! i bet they have already cloned a human and have dozens of human hybrid creatures alive today............arrest them all

  • @crazyknight2008 What would be wrong with cloning a human and creating human/animal chimeras?

  • @crazyknight2008 What would be wrong with cloning a human and creating human/animal chimeras?

  • I love how people get scared of genetic modification and protest its use.... Go home eat their organic bananas, pet their pure bred wolf hound, and fall asleep with their lovely down pillows. All of our food crop is genetically modified along with all of our tamed animals. How people can think random mutations that are then selected are more safe then selected mutations that are then tested... is beyond me... bunch of emotive morons

  • Call me crazy but wouldn't it make more sense to incorporate the spider silk genes into the goats' HAIR instead of their milk? I mean, I'm no material scientist by any means but that just makes more sense to me.

  • @TheMisterYang Its easier to do this because we can make the silk as long or as thick as we want by modifying the gene, plus the goat will make this a lot faster than regrowing hair. Hair won't really work because we would have to find a way to put the hairs together and it won't be as effective.

  • @armeg35 Point taken. However, it's such an awfully complicated and drawn-out task of separating the spider silk proteins from the milk and the yield from that method isn't that great, either. Anyways, for some reason I must have been thinking that you guys were using sheep. Maybe if you incorporated it into sheep instead and harvested their wool you would be able to do this on a grander scale and it would be no different than harvesting regular wool--except the wool would be much tougher.

  • @TheMisterYang Its possible, the problem with that though is that you don't have a single thread but many threads that had to be connected (think diamonds vs carbon fiber sheets), I think though this is best left to the private sector. In the end once they figure out practical uses for the fiber that is obtained they will find the most efficient/cost effective system. For research purposes this seems to be fine.

  • We are made the way nature intended and so was everything else until very recently when all this genetic modification has begun. Im sure that once humanity starts to leave off on all this genetic altering and whatnot, then nature will eventually finds its way back to normal again, even if it does take millions of years (which it will). EVERYTHING on earth has taken millions of years to evolve, and we just go and change an entire species in one generation... fucking shame

  • @AwesomeGamer4 not to pick a fight but this is no "recent" event, as @CharlesNauck said all our tamed animals have been mutated in one way or another, be it with trial and error breeding or simply condition swapping, weve been doing this for thousands if not millions of years, i believe it's fine as long as the creatures do not suffer like the case is with the KFC chickens

  • @ponyride23 Yeah but we haven't been going inside eggs and sperm and changing its genetic coding and DNA for thousands of years. As I said we have changed animals in the past by justing living with them for thousands of years and they evolve to suit us.

  • @AwesomeGamer4 While this video makes it seem like a complicated process, it's actually a really really standard experiment done in medical labs. I work in one and it's the way we find out what each gene is doing (using mice), which helps us find preventions and cures to cancer, and I'm sure also for other diseases I'm not familiar with. (By the way, this isn't done in sperm, just eggs.)

  • Put teh horse gene in a bitch's ass - get her badonka-donk workin that mop and vacuum overtime.

  • WRAWNG !!

  • Fuck yeah!

  • fucking crazy basterd

  • Every being on earth is going to have mixed genes soon............

  • it doesent look that scary.

  • Weird. I say leave nature alone, before we seriously regret it.

  • @DonnaG2012 - Leave nature alone? lol, it's a bit late to make that request!

    The giant garbage patch in the pacific ocean, traces of anti-depressants in natural fish stocks, nuclear waste, increased CO2 levels and global warming. We've been messing with nature ever since we've been able to control fire.

    Look at dogs...they are an evolutionary branch off of wolves, we've been messing with their genes indirectly for over 20,000+ years.

  • they are spending money on this stupid shit instead of cures for things...oh and this is part of the new world order!

  • @kikyouthekillermiko actually mass produced, spider silk could be a huge breakthrough. spider silk is lighter than carbon fiber, and stronger than it too. in the medical field, imagine making prosthetic limbs and stuff out of it. from an engineering perspective imagine making more efficient cars or airplanes that are lighter and thus require less fuel to operate.

  • @visno Okay yes that's what the Elite whats you think this shit is for and maybe it is NOW anyway did you know there are some scientist who have cross bread humans to have 1% DNA of that as animal so they could use them as slave and workers because with only 1% of Animal DNA they are not consider as Homo-sapiens and thus they can be used as slave workers ^___^ I hope you feel better now about this so called breakthrough oh and PETA wont touch them because they are 99% human.

  • @kikyouthekillermiko thats a bit of a stretch even for a conspiracy theory. i never said that the idea was ethical, i merely stated the potential usefulness of spider silk.

  • @visno "a bit of a stretch"? Not really

  • Hm... This is cool tech. Only problem I have is the preachy anti-war message at the end. If I wanted to have poorly dubbed and sound-shopped videos tell me how to think, I'd watch TBN.

  • Damn nature you scary

  • @Adaml3oml3 this shit isn't nature i'ts not natural!

  • nature makes a lot more scarier things

  • 2012 were all fucked

  • They are playing God ^^ this is what is not allowed to do u cant mutant animals this is animal abuse 100%

  • @MrMurad1234

    I agree! But we need to go further god creates light not man lets destroy all these man made lights... AHHH MY LAPTOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • This could open up a whole new WEB of problems for all the Newfies who use goats for sex and could put them into a STICKY TANGLED up MESH situation . They may also use this product to change the World Wide Web as well .

    : )

  • Interresting up until the background noise

  • Why do British people have bad teeth? Just look at her smile!

  • ooooh Spider Goat, Spider Goat

    Hopefully Herbivore Spider Goat,

    is this moral? is it wise?

    ' Catches tin-cans just like flies ... LOOKOUT!!

    here comes the SPIDER GOAT!

  • Artificial people!!!!

  • So this is what they are putting into chemtrails?

  • FIRE can fuck any spider WEB, so topic close

  • @BRRUUUAAHHable Spoiler: Lots of things burn, you dumbass. Try setting your clothes on fire and see how that works out for you.

  • @yonigga223 Zombie Apocalypse.

  • @hedlessniper hell yea

  • We're manipulating whatever we need to manipulate to make a better life for ourselves. If someone doesn't like this idea they can go away, but I want advancement for myself so don't stop other people from advancing if your too afraid. If there is a bad cause, well consider yourself lucky. But halting all advancement is not good.

  • @X7ELI7X you're an idiot pal

  • @ccg3332 your more of an idiot. And if you think Good is bad, well jokes on you.

  • keep fucking with nature it's only a matter of time till it fucks us back.

  • @Berzerkerevl Paranoid fucks like you ruin technogical advancement.

  • @Berzerkerevl and it probably wont be the good kind of fuck :(

  • @Berzerkerevl One can only hope. That would actually be kind of wild and kinky, if you ask me.

  • @Berzerkerevl there's no such thing as "fucking with nature". "Nature" knows no revenge, because "nature" is no singular entity.

  • @Berzerkerevl sounds pretty cliche but you may have a point.

  • @Berzerkerevl You are so fuckin retarded for saying that.

  • @Paul8393

    Yes you have, yes you have, because I have, and you are all me. You just insulted yourself.

  • @Berzerker U know what i bet they'll also do, put bans on owning spiders or catching them, or no longer will u be able to own goats, their going to keep messing things up for bad uses, not even good uses, it's all for money or some other plan, and they'll just keep making more stupid laws or rules. you know i seriously hope something happens to this world that will cause a HUGE change.

  • WOW

  • its funded by the national science foundation (NSF) the information about dr. Lewis' studies is easy to find. so theres no NWO coming from it. we should leave the poor goats alone though. testing on the conspiracy nuts would be far better for humanity.

  • @mrdedkow Ignorance is bliss! My concern is this, if they can take that gene and reproduce silk. Then I don't think its a far stretch to reproduce fangs on the goat with venom. Maybe take a black mamba snake and cross its genes. How about a nice black widow spider. This is man and he is imperfect, I would bet there are scientist who are tempting to reproduce them.

  • I'm sure if it is developed it will save many lives. I don't see how this relates to a new world order or any other wacky ideas.

  • is it flamable?

  • AHH what the fuck is she holding it for?

    Kill it!!

  • FUCK SPIDERS

  • Wow...just like so much out there, this is REALLY DISTURBING! I hate spiders!

  • This has been happening for 10 years now, and nobody knew, i wonder why...

  • how about taking a gene from kingkong and injecting it into a purple haze seed....we

    talking about buds as big as sky skcrappers....get the whole state high wit 1 pull.

  • How about a giant crab with the head of a social worker?

  • this is probably funded by the government because the spider web they have said is stronger then titanium or any metal idk how that can be possible but maybe in the future we will be seeing ships and aircraft's made with spider Webb for better armor

  • OK! Whats Next?

  • watching weeds brought me here :p

  • Spider goat, spider goat, genetically spliced zygote. It makes silk, in its milk, so that we can make some clothes. Look out, it's spider goat.

  • what the fuck is wrong u people, don´t u understand the benefit in science from this kind of research, u are all so ignorant.. fuck...

  • this is absurd.. what is the world coming to !! 

  • "yes, you did hear that correctly...he has put a spider gene into a goat."

    ROFL!

  • We're all going to die ;~;

  • @bebeo4 No bebeo4, we're all going to LIVE... we're all going to live.

  • Interesting but creepy especially when they bring in the military.

  • Listen, you sick freak, I don't want my goats contaminated with your franken spider weapons research!

  • They probably feed us this milk, so when people behave like animals it's not surprising when the majority of supermarket foods are GM modified foods. After it is exactly what they say "you are what you eat" The thght alone makes me sick!!!

  • Caveperson:Hey guys, look at this shelter i made out of sticks and mud! Now we don't have to be in that one wet cave all the time!

    Other Cavepeople: You mean to say you think you can just MAKE a cave!? God gave you this cave, and the only person that can make caves is god! You're playing with demonic forces!

    Seriously people, this technology may save lives. . My only complaint here is the condition the goat lives in, but that's the animal lover in me. It's stil fascinating science.

  • this is no laughing matter.......this is messing up the global animal cycle

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  • @90odranoel u know i did that comment for a joke right Oo......

  • @AsianNinjaXD oooo... im sorry, im the stupid guy now lool...

  • @AsianNinjaXD GOOD!

  • @zephranna01 yes its real and it was done 10 years ago

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  • genius. you god fools need to get out of the way of science. science and technology is the only way to save society. god bless science

  • Why don't they try it on a human?

  • @pcgamerz2010 Would you want web coming out you're nipples?

  • @Slanguaj what the fuck?

  • @Slanguaj If i get payed really well....then yes,

  • @Slanguaj Or penis ?

  • I don't know who is funding the process, but it is coming from here..... The biowar division of the the US military at SBCCOM (Soldier Biological Chemical Command). Maybe someone can look into it further from here, it would be very interesting to know who is funding it, I totally agree.

  • I personally want to see more abilities from the spider added to the ghost. Like the ability to walk on walls and whatnot.

  • This screwing around with genes is going to create some kind of super bug that destroys the human race . Unless we take the genes from Chuck Norris and put them into my foot ( my right foot so we know where the gene for "kick " is) so I can kick this lab dudes ass before this gets out of control!!! The arrogance of science is sometimes frightening. Pop quiz": who should play God? A= God.

  • so the goat can climb?? im being stupid duh they cant climb but they make silk WTF

  • @vjacq88 pure evil

  • I actually heard that among other things the spider melds well with human DNA and the real reason behind all this is to give human tendons and cartilage and the discs in your back as resilient as spider web. and who knows maybe even the skin.

  • @Tomsavini666 I read an article a while back that some researchs think that Japan all ready cloned a human.

  • You know I get breeding dogs and other mammals thingy but an insect and a mammal???? These ppl are playing God and its not funny. Please Jesus hurry!

  • @bsprite217  It is not the whole insect or mammal just the parts we want.

  • @doughauf either was its sick eugenics at work.

  • @bsprite217 I feel you. The time is nearing.

  • spider goat cheese ahaha

  • @mastershake0505 What would happen if you drank the milk.

  • @doughauf you become bullet proof!

  • In case you still had any doubts, Jesus is surely coming!

  • The powers of gods putting their minds to work, I'm speaking of human ingenuity.

  • Fuck. This used to be science fiction. Crazy people.

  • terrible

  • Goats and goats' milk are food for people. Genetically engineered pigs have already accidentally been sold from a university and have entered the food supply. This is one such change in nature. How about after a million? Will we in 100 years recognize any of the plants and animals on the earth? What kinds of problems and horrors will this create?

  • @leeshizle You moron. If you can tell me the actual number people that the EARTH is supposed to accommodate, I'll show you CONCRETE proof that JESUS really existed........I have an artifact that would stir an interest in ANYONE. I will NEVER show anyone and I don't care about how much money is offered. This item has been in my family for centuries and it will NEVER be shown because the world aint ready for the truth. Now, since you have NO clue how many people should live, go home.

  • If I mate myself with that spyduh, will my semen be stronger than kevlar?

  • ...and they taught the mixing of animals w/ other animals, and the mixing of animals and man, and even with themselves.

  • I wonder what type of hybrid animal is mixed into the milk we drink?

    Thats why I stopped drinking milk.

  • @JASONANDTRACI: Jason -- even Traci thinks you are stupid

  • JAmes YOU ARE A FOOL, you make comments to me without researching. Why don't you research the total manipulation of our food and water. From G.M.O. seeds, where seeds are spliced with genes from animals to the toxic sodium Fluoride in our drinking water, that is used in food production.

  • @JASONANDTRACI Yes yes yes -- now i see it "they" are out to get us -- OMG what will we do?

    They seem to want to kill us all!!! THE WEIRD PART IS THEY ARE KILLING US THE WAY A BATMAN VILLAIN WOULD! Holly Illuminati Batman!!!

    Jason, Traci is going to leave your stupid know it all ass.....

  • @James92802 Well go research Mr. Smart MAN, chemtrails, the big lines in the skies are filled with heavy metals such as aluminum oxide, sulfur dioxide, barium salts, everyone is breathing those toxic fumes. The government calls it GEOENGINEERING, GO RESEARCH IT YOU PUKE. You wont because your IQ has been reduced by 30 points because your mommy gave you formula w/ sodium fluoride water in it. WAKE UP FRIEND RESEARCH THIS STUFF>

  • Please continue to tinker with nature :)

  • Who need 550 paracord when you can have 350,000 silkcord lol

  • This is, in laymans terms, Uber Awesome. If only the growth of such research wasn't being continually retarded here in America.

  • @Tatchko Can probably blame religion , it always retards the growth of technology.

  • It's ALL about war. Welcome to Mars II.

  • spider goat

    spider goat

    does whatever a spider goat can...

  • i was abouts to type that i was thinking it all the way thru lol

  • ahhh what else could they be doing. this should make people think a bit. ya bullet proof vests lol, im sure they would spend millions to do that. And tndrr the military probly uses this along time ago.

  • This is unnatural. People trying to control nature, when they have no idea of the consequences. If these mad scientists have their way, humans will soon be cloned.. if they have not tried that already.. The world is getting ugly, and the off button dont work!

  • Spider-Goat!

    Spider-Goat!

    Does whatever a spider does!

    Milks a web, any size!

    Catches grass, just like flies!

    Look out!

    Hear comes the Spider-Goat!

    LOL XD

  • @DionLaurent1 lololol xD

  • Rockin! I want a pair of spiker goat underwear and some bed sheets!!!

  • Wow, she actually like's spider's, that's the first person i've seen that love spiders, i know people though who hate snakes waaay more then spidres,

    Just saying, And this is a total waste of time, come on research things that are not for war, for once.

  • why!!! spiders!!!! >:O why not a cat

  • what an horrible thing! leave the goats alone!!!!!!!!!!!! :S

  • lol

  • It is against the law for a citizen to buy a bullet proof vest? All science belongs to the nwo and military industrial complex. Nothing is ingineered to actually help citizens.

  • Almost anything humans do is not natural.  That's why we're doomed. Doesn't have to be that way. Responsible management of the good earth's resources is all we need. Too bad the "powers that be" aren't more honest and open about what they are doing. Let the people in on things.

  • these guya are crazy, playing wth mothernature like this. for sure this will end up with the military

  • You don't have to be a genius to know that this research is a total waste of time and energy.

    The world should be concentrating on saving what is left of the original species we have.

    Any modified species are at risk of losing there natural instinct, thus further unbalancing the already damaged ecosystem.

  • @SyntheticSyndrom

    You're a moron. There are enough scientist to study various subjects. From theoretical to practical. Beside, it is a goat! Goats were one of the first animals to be domesticated and have been for thousands of years. We have already altered their genome through artificial selection just like dogs, horses, cows, corn, bananas etc etc. So shut the fuck up, it could lead to unbreakable rope, bullet proof, fire proof fabrics that would save lives.

  • @SyntheticSyndrom Well I wouldn't really say that. I mean unless you were actually truely interested in such a thing like this I guess it would be easy to push it away like yourself.

  • @SyntheticSyndrom please show proof that this is causing goats to lose their natural "instinct", an entirely unscientific term, and that your not just some guy that wants the world to adhere to their personal moral structure.

  • this is aninsault to nature

  • This is a total waste of time! There are bird eating spiders that make huge amounts of silk. Just keep the spiders seperate from each other! Then they cant eat each other,its not rocket science!

    If any one has seen the enormouse webs bird eating spiders make you will understand that this is a total waste of time aswell as being unethical!

  • @TheNativeDancer Spider Goat silk is stronger which is why they don't use silk from other spiders. So technically it's not a waste of time.

  • if by 'against god' you mean 'against nature' then i totally agree. its just not natural.

  • cars are not natural

    the internet an youtube are not natural

    guns are not natural

    TV is not natural

  • good to see a human being left alone upon many monkeys here

  • we're well on our way to plasmids ;) haha