Yo Mama Battle with Faizon Love and Hamburger Jones(Uptown Comedy Club)

[Bacarre16]

Damn that towel was stiff wonder what He was doing wit it. ⊙﹏⊙

[TheCelebrityOnline]

Fuckin Awesome.

[derekmerritt101]

if ugliness were bricks ur mom would be make her own projects

[Musicdrews]

Yo mamma so nasty, she pours salt water down her pants to keep the crabs alive

[CrazyxSkillz]

yo mamma so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

[TheDemonoftheleaf]

Your momma was the seal to Jesus's tomb, I'm still amazed he had the power to roll her away

[JonaSomber]

yo mama so fat,the only way she can go on elevator is down.(i didnt make the joke,i heard on some website or something)

[Tech4U247]

that was some funny shit

[123masterwar]

ahh jamica.......TAKE THAT CHINA

[Aquajonas101]

yo mama so fat she sat on her ipod and made it an i pad

[Aquajonas101]

yo mama so fat they won't let her have an x jacket because their afraid helicopters will land on her back

[JPfromFlint]

Yo mama so dirty she took a bath in the gulf coast and left the water so dirty that people thought it was an oil spill

[IzrailGhazi]

Yo mama so stupid she flunked Ebonics 101.

[IzrailGhazi]

Yo mama so nasty she spits sewage!

[IzrailGhazi]

Yo mamma so old she takes baths in embalming fluid!

[DuckMySickLOL]

yo mama is so old sh was a DJ at the Boston Tea party!

[Assassynator]

@DuckMySickLOL That's a good one lol!!

[whoseaaron]

NIGGERS

[dafamlay]

@whoseaaron feel better now?

[RivvaFlowz]

YO MAMA SO NASTY, She poured salt water down her pants to keep her krabs fresh!

[javaman776]

The 32 dislikes are the moms,lol hahahahaha

[LesterHitsugayaXX]

yo mama is so ugly that she got arrested for looking out of the window...........

[legocityrulz2]

yo momma so fat she stepped on the scale and it read TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!

[maffJackson]

white boy used that helicopter joke in a diff episode... faizon love wins!!! lol

[ddfoeeva]

@maffJackson right sum bull



[DatDereItalianGuy]

Your mother so stupid she sold her car for gas money. Your mother so ugly, when she cries, tears would go up her head, back down and up again. Your mother so fat, she stepped on a scale and it read: to be continued. Your mother so fat, DORA couldn't EXPLORE her.

[magmanthony]

You mama so fat, even Nationwide wasn't on her side

[jthetruth901]

damn he got on skinny jeans in the early 90s

[pitchup12]

Yo momma is so fat , when she stands on the roof of wallmart , all prices are going down.

Greetzz from holland

[MrMegaminer]

yo mamas so fat her belly button filled with water makes the pacific ocean look like a puddle

[111444ha]

yo mama so stupid she thought tumblr was an online dry cleaner

[kiowakid2]

yo mamas so stupid, she watches the three stooges and takes notes

[cuajeremy]

Yo mamas so FAT when she walks I smell bacon!!

[cuajeremy]

Yo mamas so FAT her waist size is equator!

To mamas so FAT when she jumped she got stuck!

[jenskedv]

Yo mama is so fat , that 'bil gates ' can't pay here liposuction ;d

[FrozenManikin]

Whaa??



[ProudAnselmo]

Your mother is so fat, she is running the risk of diabetes, heart disease and a host of other life-threatening health problems as a result.

[j0r3l07]

Penis?

Penis.

[TheMrlakerfan310]

Yo momma so fat her nick name is head n shoulders cause the bitch got no neck

[CastonJrable]

Yomama so fat, she used the atlantic ocean as her swimming pool

[TheMARIObro71]

yo mama is so old jurassic park brought back memerios.

[liljj1123]

yo mama so old jesus signed her yearbook

[seasholes]

yo mama so fat, last Christmas i took a picture of her and its still printing.......

[tonton1654e]

If ugly was a brick yo mama would be a housing project

[MrChunkeymonkeychan]

Yo mama is so fat, when she fell and broke her leg, gravy poured out!

[abdi168]

your mom is so stupid that he tried to drown a fish

[mistasho17]

@abdi168 Actually, you CAN drown a fish...sharks are fishes and sharks can drown....just sayin.

[nitro855]

he is big smoke and big worm!!!! LOL

[spideymikey6]

Yo moma is so fat, that when she ate my fat mom she blew up an..... wheres this going to?

[spideymikey6]

Yo mama is so stupid, that when she went to taco bell, she thought she was in mexico.

[vasse98]

yo mama is so fat she fall in the crane canyon and get stuck!

[JyquariezProductionz]

Yo mama is so fat she was on a seafood diet and ate all the food she saw

[Jbloski22]

l

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[j0r3l07]

Your momma is SO FAT she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity.

I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise.

However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calories.

[69MinecraftGamer69]

Yo mama is so fat, She sweats gravy

[UNDEADcountry]

Yo mommas so fat that when she stepped on a scale she said "hey look my phone number!"

[binkiesNOOB]

yo mama is so stupid she thinks Tony Hawk is a bird

[MsNishant7]

yo mama is so ugly that Hesky denied to nail her for free

[SteveMusic1000]

Yo mama's so dumb she brought lipstick to a make-up test

[TheKyle0808]

yo momma so black when she stands next to a building she looks like an alley

[american951]

To momma so fat that the government had to put a manhole over her belly button

[runescapeli1]

Yo mamma so old she got an autographed bible

[jwh1999]

@runescapeli1 yo momma so nasty, she cashes her checks at the local sperm bank!

[TheCamcam321]

@jwh1999 yo mama so fat when it rains she uses the freeway a a slip and slide

[586armon]

@jwh1999 YO MOMMA.......is so fat that she got donated to end africa stravation

[HybridD91]

@jwh1999 Yo momma so nasty, herpes caught her.

[jwh1999]

@HybridD91 yo momma so fat she graduated top class with Sarah Lee, Frank Perdue, Betty Crocker, Aunt Jemimah, Lorna Doone, Mrs Buttersworth and grew up with Little Debbie!!

[jwh1999]

@runescapeli1 yo momma so dumb, she tried to apply for a nose job!

[shardae706]

da side on the left won hands down

[TheGeneraL789]

yo mama is so ugly she scared the shit out of the loilet and it look like the coco puffs advertisment

[ilovetheflip]

yo mama so fat she falls off both sides o the bed

[fanman320]

yo momma so hairy that only language she speaks is wookie

[fanman320]

yo momma so fat that i ran out of fuel when i was driving around her

[Ant2626ful]

Yo mammas so fat, when she stepped in the road and I tried to swerve around her I ran out of gas

Yo mammas so fat, when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the ocean

[TUTHMOSIS12]

Yo mama so old, she knew the dead sea when it was sick!!

[88fwan]

yo mama is so fat, that when she sat on your iphone, she created ipad.

[socalhandyguys]

Your momma is soooo fat, not even JESUS can raise her from the grave.

[SeanKev102]

Yo Momma so Old she used to baby sit Jesus.

Yo Momma so Fat, They had to take out the front seat so she can sit in a car.

Yo Momma so Dumb, She thought Dancing with the Stars was film in Space.

Yo Momma so slow, It took her 24 hours to read a sentence. 

[epicness154]

wait this is 2009???

[QuiiCkKinG]

yo mama is sooo fat that she search for cheats for the wii fit

[QuiiCkKinG]

if yo mama would die the mc donald wil go bankrupt

[PronedIllusionz]

roses r red,

violets r blue,

yo dick so hairy,

u dont use gel,

u use glue.

[goreds1971]

yo mama is like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn :)

[theWORLDSlegend]

yo mama so poor her dog gives her leftovers

[Runs0nDiesel]

Yo mama's sooo dirty, her shit is glad to be out of her!

Yo mama's sooo big, she might be the eight continent!

Yo mama's sooo fat, we're all in her now.

[Gayestskijumpever]

Your mommas so stupid she got fired from a blow-job

[85turtle]

yo mama is like a brick shes dirty, shes flat on both sides, and she always get laid by mexicans

[jwh1999]

@85turtle yo momma cook so bad, the flies got together and fixed the whole in the screen door!!

[85turtle]

@jwh1999 yo mama so fat she got baptized in gravy

[ToothlessTP]

@jwh1999 Yo mama so dumb, she tells yo mama jokes at an orphange!

[jwh1999]

@ToothlessTP yo momma so fat, she is a literal heavy drinker

[K1D90]

@jwh1999 Yo momma so fat she washes her clothes in the ocean

[jwh1999]

@K1D90 yo fat mama is a very picky eater, she picks this dish, that dish and she picks all the desserts!

[K1D90]

@jwh1999 Yo momma soo fat she sweats grease !

[K1D90]

@jwh1999Yo momma is so fat, she can occupy wall street all by herself.

[jwh1999]

@K1D90 yo momma so nasty, she got pregnant from phone sex!

[TheMaymay96]

@85turtle wow u little shit your NOT funny ... Damn racist baster ... Ur momma such a slut she dont only get laid by mexicans, she trys to get laid by everything she see! SUCK ON THAT ONE  YOU ASS!

[85turtle]

@TheMaymay96 its just a fucking joke

[TheMaymay96]

@85turtle Well I dont care! STOP talking about Mexicans!

[85turtle]

@TheMaymay96 Yo mama is so slutty she could suck start a harley

[TheMaymay96]

@85turtle Haha WOW U THINK I GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WAT YOU SAY! You dont know my momma ... ND YOU NEVER WILL! Nd pliz stop looking at ur momma for the jokes you make up ... JUST BCUZ SHES A SULT dont mean all the other moms are! Hahehahe

[BeatboxMitchel]

yo momma so ugly that they broke into her house to close the curtains

[KratosTheMagnificent]

White boy got skillz!!!

[TheMarroquinTwins]

Yo mamma so old every time she farts dust comes out of her ass =P

[tannerstrickland2000]

yo mama so ugly when your grandmother through her out she was charged for litterin

[the5gumco]

yo mamas teeth so crooked they be lookin like a gang sign

[15tefera]

hipey

[rDub3500]

yo mama so fat people call her thunder becaues everytime

she walks she goes BOOM BOOM!!!!!

[thegotenkssj5]

i luv how the white gotta straight face through the whole intire thing lmao

[OAKnSTEEL]

yo mummas so ugly their gonna move halloween to her birthday

[emieliodinhojwz]

Yo mama is so whore, when she burps,the neighbours smell sperm

[tan3712]

IMMA USE SUM OF DEM

[tan3712]

naaaa datz some parrrrr, yo mamma thinks shes so cool she wears her wig to the side DUNNO

[rosiegiff]

Yo mama is so fat period that's it nothing else to it

[Moesdays]

YO mama so fat, she wore a raincoat and ppl called taxi

[nicklop3]

BIG SMOKE!

[crystaloctober]

is this video frm the '80s?? 

[Billybiscuits13]

What's the white dude's name?

[vvshoopmaniac]

yo momma so fat she wears WWE smackdown belt on her wrist

[DanOfAwsome]

i liike that the WHITE guy won

[boss55bob]

Yo mama is too fat that when she fell in love she broke it !:P

[reynadoesntcare]

yo momma is so stupid that she sold her car to get gas

[reynadoesntcare]

yo mama is so stupid that she sold her car to get gas

[DatGuyFromWendys]

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, they put the sun out of buisness.

[RunitBird]

yo mama so black she got counted absent at night school!

[xxsoka]

yo mama is soo stupid...and thats about it...

[supercarnage26]

yo momma so stupid, i put a scratch and sniff sticker in the bottom of a pool, the bitch drowned

[soccerga10]

Yo Momma so old she posted this video on Youtube.

[vallitamilselvan]

whats with this guy with the paper? :|

[flippers346]

yo momma's so fat, when she stepped on a scale it "sorry, no cows aloud"

[kentylad1]

yo momma so small she jumped off a curb and died

[navykid97]

My momma so dumb, I don't say "yo momma" jokes, I say "my momma" jokes.

[leiikxxz]

damn this is old!!

[shadeth90]

the guy thats not black was pretty dang funny.

[kingmo718]

the funnest one was the white kid

[OAKnSTEEL]

yo mamma's so dumb she thought that Taco Bell was a mexican phone company

[AnimeTeen202020]

Yo mama so stupid she threw a ball at the ground and missed

[halloweenqueen101]

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped in the street, i had to you all my gas to swerve around her. OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[illmatic826]

Oh yeah well...yo momma is so ugly......she's ugly

[scullz1718]

Your moms so skinny she uses froot loops as a float

[scullz1718]

yo momma so stupid and lazy she thought a SAT test was on how long can you sit down

[scullz1718]

your moms so old she helped people cross the sea with jesus

[ozgolobogolo]

@scullz1718 it was moses..

[scullz1718]

yo moms is so black she makes charcoal looks bright

[scullz1718]

Your mother so fat and stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl

[gekichopper88]

Yo momma so ugly, she makes blind kids cry

[saad19296]

yo mama is so thin wen she turns sideways she disappears

[underbrow]

Yo mama is so stupid,

she put a quarter in a parking meter

she asked 'wheres my gumball?'

[DrPaddyMaddy]

yo mama is like a snickersbar she got nuts

[dukeaddict237]

tht black guy with blond tips sucked terribly.

[ruik118]

Yo momma so fat, so fat that she can't fit in one-size fits all clothes

[Rafeeqmulero123]

Yo momma so fat she gets her Fingernail paint at Shermin and Williams

[bronzebeeuti69]

This host needs to be joked. Your accent is so fake... Smh

[vincenzo15yrs]

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought Nickelback was a refund.

[xXSandBlizzardXx]

Yo mama is so stupid, I told her we were going to the super bowl and she said wait!! I gotta get a spoon for the chilli.....-_-'

[MultiElKash]

Yo momma is so stupid she put a piece of paper in front of the t.v and yelled I'm watching paperview

[masterjesus101]

this is old

[ericbuchanan]

yo mama so short she dont shoot dice she push them.

[Rimious]

your dad is so old he ad to stick his dick in the freezer just to get hard

[hiphopaap]

Yo mamma so black when she has her period she thinks its a chocolate & strawberry milkshake

[airjet491]

yo mamma so black she makes a tattoo with a chalk

[donavancollins121]

yo mamma so black her blood type is burnt

[Kronoshift]

Yo momma so fat even dora can't explorer



[SuperDuperSonny]

Yo mama is like a brick shes dirty flat on both sides and always get laid by Mexicans

[conorreeves17]

yo moms like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingered then thrown down an alley

[hortserv01]

yo mama so strong, she can blow bubbles with now 'n' laters lol

[hulkdaddy71]

Your Mom is soo black when she has diarrhea she thinks she's melting......

[TheGarnstone9000]

Your mothers ass has so many pimple and blackheads that it lookd like a pepperoni pizza with extra olives.

[MASTEROFTHEMIX59]

the white guy look like jerry seinfield

[TheSubzero117]

yo mama so fat that when she sat on a iphone she created the ipad

[RATTANA1968]

Yo momma so ugly she gave freddy cougar nightmares.

[Thecriticguy16]

Yo mama so fat she's got more chins then a Chinese phonebook, your mama so stupid she took a t.v apart so she could get direct t.v, your mama so fat Katrina started from her qweefing in her bathtub, your mama so fat she uses her fat rolls to count.

[TheRisen2011]

Hamburgar

[brainsick213]

robert muthaphuka be smokin!

[SelGomez13]

Yo mama is so ugly , she' s the reason that Stevie Wonder went blind .

Yo mama so fat , when a school bus came , she yelled " STOP THAT TWINKIE ! "

Yo mama is so stupid , she put a piece of paper on the tv and said I'm watching paper view

Yo mama is fat , the scale said OVER 9,000 !!!

[jamauln1]

Gotta love the classics...

[maxalvarez61]

a good one that i no is yo mamas like a vacume she sucks she blows and gets laid in the closet

[WADO0OD]

the tsunami happened because yo momma wanted to go diving ..

[whyisevrynamtaken]

Nice below me