Proper Compliments

[Hawkglamour]

Pedo-van, and Hookers in the trunk....huh. 

[rzman2000]

try to do A video WiTh out cuting any part of your video

[goe5]

I was having a really horrible day, until I discovered your videos. Thanks for the laugh man xD it's been so long since I smiled. You can easily cure depression with your genius humor

[LolliPopsLolliPops4U]

I WOULD LOVE SOME CANDY!!!

[fiamma2109]

The next jim carrey

[FlyingPotatoes02]

and gosh darn it we all do like you :D but it too late to vot ethough so it counts for nothing

[samwisegamgee123]

he sounds like marty wolf from big fat liar..... totes hilarious!!!!!

[97spyros]

Can I ask why do we ''report''?AHHHH,ahhhhh,AH

[TheSummerMerry]

i iiiii have a bike in my van , wanna see ?!!

[XxAnimanga22xX]

Would you like to get in the back of my van?!

[stephcharb4]

okay, changed my mind, this one is my favorite

[turdmonkey67]

When he said " YOU WANNA GET IN THE BACK OF MY CAR?!" my earthquake app went off lmfao

[ChinoPR001]

LemonDrops, UNITE!!!!!!!

[maceo92798]

GET IN THE BACK OF MY VAN

[gumbyandbombon]

some thing nice to say to a girl is: aye bitch get in my van or ill kill you >:I

it works every time ;)

[IwillDie4Ubabe]

dat monkey in da background looks like itsa havin a fun time

[Bexstarw]

Would you like candy?!

[BieberLover196]

PIE PIE PIE PIE OH PIE PA PA PA PIE OH PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE OH PIE PA PA PIE PIE OHH PIE! 

[ashweenass]

press 7 then 3

[BellsOnHand]

You have inspired a comic relief in my the story I'm writing. No you can't have a share in the profits so don't even ask. lol

[MsMustlovefriends]

I REALLY DO LIKE YOU FACE!!! :)

[jj101397]

i like your FACE... in my FACEE.

[improvisedshananigan]

press 7 ,your welcome

[improvisedshananigan]

50 people never get compliments

[happyness091]

question. why does he call his viewers lemon drops? just curious

[Chaicobo]

@happyness091 he just answered to that in his latest video, called "lemon drops..." :P

[ILikeFunniness]

Those are beautiful glasses, would you like to GET IN THE BACK OF MY VAN.

[ShesOfToday]

@2:18 oh ma a god. repeat.

[MegaDevinc]

49 people retardedly believe this isn't funny.

[2752lw]

id like sum candy

[FatalFlawDesigns]

I love how his computer just went off.... it's hilarious

[651Brianna]

I rarly give coment!! XD oh and the 49 who diliked were rather bling, jelous, or just retarted!!

[VirginVloger]

I want to be the monkey !

[InfernalRageVII]

mounting you like a crow....Rrrrrrrrrratatatatataa­aaaaaaaaaaaa

[Lonelyhere97]

HOW CAN THIS VIDEO HAVE ONLY 59, 843........:(

[MsTuber2011]

did i just yell tht out loud ....awkward...awkward...

[CountLeck]

After the "would you like to GET IN THE BACK OF MY VAN HEH" i couldnt stop laughing LOL

[comedyrecords720]

@CountLeck hahahaa that made me laugh as well!

[karmakomodia]

Nut the Neg..!!! Stealing it. SUE ME.! LOl

[MayaSalila]

u pravu si :)

[InsanityPays]

make a nice little tune by pressing 4 in rythm

[hokuao96706]

@InsanityPays i sat here doing that for like 2 minutes xD

[X6ANNIHILATOR9X]

I have some candy in my windowless van,

Would you like some candy? Haha!

[Ernblastio]

"Those pants are cool because I could see myself mounting you like a naked crow and tearing into you like some kind of road kill."

[Gypsyjonasfan1]

I LIKE YOUR FAACE IN MY FAACE lmao

[koroseclana]

hahahahha press 3 and 7 repeatedly XDDDD

[DarkFrostxX]

49 people missed their chance to get in the van v.v

[MusicIsAPartOfMe98]

ARRRRRRRRRRRRATATATATATA!!!!!!­!!

lol i love this guy xDD

[DemonGirl565]

I feel like I've been slightly verbally raped. But it's okay...because I like being the back of vans that have candy. :)

[TheAmrSadek1]

HAHAHAHAHA , press 3 repeatedly

[Tailz8000]

spam 7.

[kordun1111]

Hmmmmm! Somebody really likes Jim Carry!

[yumyumfluffbum]

1:50 ROBOT???



[matixitam1]

"I've got candy in the back of my windowless van. Would you like some?"

[wolfgal888]

I LIKE YOUR FACE... In MY FACE!! :D

[13Cartoonist]

This has to be my favorite one of your videos.

[RC62Scorch]

ummm, I don't know if I'm the only one who notices this, but, youtube now has video ads. WTF?!?!?!

[Popmax79]

I challenge you to make a video about 75 cute words that start with "b"

[sexybeast3799]

GET IN THE BACK OF MY VAN!!!!!!

[MetalGir1334]

i have candy in the back of my windowless van, you want to get some cany...?

XD XD XD

[veronjn111]

I LIKE YOUR FACE!!!!!!

[SydneyMarinie]

@veronjn111 Tell him why! ;) hahaha I like your face because i can see myself mounting you like a naked crow and tearing into you like some kind of road kill <3

[MrSquid21]

@veronjn111 IN MY FACE!!!!!!

[Gud4nuffin12]

danny id get into ur van anyday ;D

[berriescherries591]

49 people didnt get a compliment

[NipahNipahNipah]

specific compliment; Danny, i love your almond shaped burt sienna eyes. the way they twinkle in the right light makes my soul smile :)

THIS IS A REALLY OLD VIDEO!! :D

[kylejack1]

Rofl keep pressing 3

[Z3AL07]

Make a video on the drawings on your wall.

[awweessoomme]

@Z3AL07 444th comment

[RunNeonTiger27]

I should be doing my homework. but this is better.

[mintcr7]

@RunNeonTiger27 so TRUE!!!!!

[theduff4256]

i'm guessing 49 people r jewish

[miladin100]

make a new video obout how whas fire invented ... u pichu materinu xD

[MrAllrounder77]

@gradualreport man!!!! you should be an actor!!!......so damn hilarious!!!! (do a show on that)

but really...u should go into showbiz :D

[robloxnerd1]

49 people got in the back of the van.

[AtotheCizzo]

who has painted the pictures in the back and why do you put up such ugly pictures? is it because a hoe painted them who visits you recently and you dont wanna hurt her feelings?

[dedede4dedede]

1:52-2:07 effing hilarious! 

[Ken10Ethan8]

You don't really have a normal brain, more like a gradualarin

[bibinka85]

2:08 :D

[Balanar6236]

Danny you are so hard up(horny XD). Can you explain why men are hornier than women? Are they or women are walking hornys :)

[anticliche321]

We like YOUR face in OUR face!!!!!

[liveharderxx]

2:58 - 3:07 AHAHAHAHAHHA

[jpzsports]

hahahaha one of the funniest videos i've seen in a while! lol

[Hollyz1000]

2:19 hilarious!

[LaughOutLoud385]

'those are beautiful glasses. Would you like to...get in the back of my van!?'

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah­ahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha­hahaha. I've watched that about 10 times. LOL.

[sgsuperman1]

I LIKE YOUR FACE. . . IN MY FACE!!!

[liveharderxx]

ROFL, awesome.

Reminds me to Jim Carrey :B

[victor7491]

would you loke some candy? rofl

[TheJulieSchmulie]

And gosh darnit, you like me. xD

[nedburgin]

i like your face... in my FACE

[lexmaster100]

xD 1:53-2:08

[vaulthps]

why doesnt he have a partnership?

[10SweetiePie01]

you remind me so much of my brother!!!! you both are hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Koridor777]

Chetniks are nothing like KKK!!!

Yes they were an army...but you need to distinguish the coments coming from the western world and the ones coming from Serbia where the chetniks are from!The enemys of the chetniks will allways talk bull about them where the Serbian side will say the oposite!

[spyda5426]

Its kind of annoying but it is funny. A lot funnier than fake anger sunglass man that did the video response.

[technocorndog]

I Love You.

[pearlbanger1995]

1:30-1:37 fucking hilarious!

[hammondeggs94]

1:53-2:08=funny shit

[rubenv20]

Fuck you nigger you suck major cock!

[negaam]

rate 5 stars & jesus will love u

[lilmafiyoso]

KILL ALL THE CHETNIKS !!!!!

[MagyarRockerHonved]

@lilmafiyoso what the fuck is a chetnik?

[visiteur00000]

Chetniks are like the KKK exept that they were an army

[demianwill]

@visiteur00000 i'm sorry i have to inform you that you are totally wrong.

that doesn't really matter though, because you just need to keep in mind where the KKK come from. and we have nothing in comment.

and if you are not properly informed about something, you shouldn't really speak about it. at all.

greetings from serbia.

[visiteur00000]

@demianwill They are not the KKK but they act like them

[demianwill]

@visiteur00000 first of all, they don't exist anymore, unlike the KKK.

but never mind. you can think what you want to. i just wanted you to know that there are people who know way better than you do.

[visiteur00000]

@demianwill They don't exist anymore as Tchetniks but there is still people thinking like them

[demianwill]

@visiteur00000 listen, i really don't care if you think what you think.

i started this conversation just because i think it's sad when people speak and think about something they are not really familiar with. and the fact that you think that proves that you don't really know much about that awful situation are country had to go through. so, let's just put an end to this and don't argue anymore 'cause it's making me disappointed and sad.

[visiteur00000]

@demianwill Why are you defending criminals?

[demianwill]

@visiteur00000 listen, dude, you're really pissing me off now, so why don't you just leave me be. if i want to defend the so called 'criminals', then that is my call to make, so back off.

[iwuvsweeney]

you're right, he's not jim carrey. he's better =P

[deadheadfred44]

this is hilarious

[supernoob6]

you can see the spit flying out of his mouth when its in HD

[VintageGothGirl]

"Those are beautiful glasses. Would you like to GET INTO THE BACK OF MY VAN!?"

LMFAO

[chelseaisthebest100]

pause it at 03:00 the third second so funny

[churchjo]

I love this video, it's so funny

[marko031786]

Jebote, kakav si ti retard.

[SearchInSun]

Excellent once again best shows have to say.. dont ever stop to bad for the slow internet that makes me go no where with these shitty vids i dont follow!!! LOL dad says hi haha lost in translation ;P love this hahahaha

[TheBobesin]

1:44-1:45 when he said step two like he sneezed xD apchu xD

[OSAGraffitiCrew]

omg the thing he said at the last part. was genius. it was by doctor sues Danny is such an intelligent human being

[vikiwozeya]

LOL 1:56

[Martakartuswapa]

thanks danny, you make my day...

[guzabaza]

i awlays go back at 0:57-1:03 so fucking hilarious xD

[Kshizzel19]

"Those are nice glasses would you like to GET IN THE BACK OF MY VAN!!!"

LMFAO

[daoneandonlyX912]

@guzabaza so true this is hilarious!!!!!!!!!! XD hahahahahahahahaha

[BOUNDbyDARKNESS]

there are so many "sexy amber" people on youtube...

[Kshizzel19]

Yeah they work for porn websites and make their money on online sex chats..

There's a wide variation of "Sexxxxies" that tromp around.....

[endocomar93]

Why don't you make a video about how to reject people, without hurting their feelings ⌠ß♠

[ParnoGrejanje]

I have a trained monkey. He fucks crazy people. I'll ask him to msg you if you want xD

[TheOtherAngle]

lol

[ParnoGrejanje]

Ure ona crazyass psiho, arent you?

[gurkis35]

This guy is funny.

[semiballpenman]

*demonic voice* GET IN THE BACK OF MY VAN!! lol LIKE UR FACE! IN MY FACE!

[nuggetflavourcrayons]

ahh windowless as in NO WINDOWS. I envisaged window holes .. without glass .. ive never seen one of those... MAKE ONE

[dzoni1990]

hahahaha i love your videos, you´re the best, dude! :D

[Ellen213113]

HAHAHHAHAhAhAHAhAhAH THAT WAS GREAT!

[missspeu]

i don't rly agree with you ... if you're hot and you know it, you still want to hear it from other ppl. cause you don't know if anyone noticed that you're smoking hot today.

okay, bad example. :P get the point?

[Jorgenator1]

But then again praising people who only care about getting noticed makes their personality crack even more than it already has. By doing so, those people eventually get cornered where they sniff drugs until they die of Properness Syndrome, or compliment overload; but of course it's always nice to tell the people you like/love that they look nice as opposed to telling a random stranger you want to give them candy ;D

[coldestfrostx4]

ROFLMFAO i have candy in the back of my windowlees van would you like some candy

[coldestfrostx4]

would you like to get in the back of my van heh?

[conniemacdonald]

Awesome

[coolgirle]

Are you on Crack? :3

[beatlesfan11]

Danny I would like to know everything about those paintings on your wall. They look 2nd grade ish :)

[xoJalisaxo]

ahahahha.

I LIKE YOUR FACE, IN MY FACE.

ps - i like your brown monkey :)

[HysteriallyCursed]

:O GASP! Danny loves me! I love you too!!!

WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET IN THE BACK OF MY WINDOWLESS VAN??!!??!!

[chantellef18]

oi mate u dare use that fuckin word retard thats not a nice word i should come over there and knock you out for using the word and ur rite im not english im IRISH.... but dnt use words like that u fukkin PRICK

[Kensei030]

Nerd Rage Moar Plox?

[Nic123400]

Even nerds know where to place capital letters.

[iamsofucknzen]

<3 <3

but why do you have to define the fact that crows are naked??

[Samhutton1994]

0:57 ! The best bit! :D

[HellCat779]

I LUFF YOO TO

[Dragoran123]

I like your FACE!

In my FACE!

Omg, I laughed for hours :D

[austinisme2477]

haha u remind me of jim carrey u should do standup

[sebruen]

hahahaahaha

[Krupkil1er]

Why are 90 percent of the black people I meet retarded?

[lilPat]

because they are.

[lilPat]

well most....

[33dgtp]

Cus teh 10 percent of teh black people you meet have white fathers....:D

[swanofavon0]

haha good work danny i liked thisone :D:D

[pooper7195]

i probably spent 30 minutes trying to capture ure face when u make that kissing noise after u say "... and gosh darn it u like me..."

[soraiyame]

HAHAHA okay best vid in a while.

[BlackbookGuru]

My question is - Why do human support the sports team that they do, and follow them with such passion?

[xShadowsaur]

Because part of human nature is to be competetive and to be loyal, so if they feel attached to someone or something that wins, it feels like a win toward to the supporter, not only the team.

[TheWeirdTwinkie]

I have a question. why do humans moved their eyebrows

[xShadowsaur]

To show expression through body language.

[toweryman]

"WOULD YOU LIKE TOG ET IN THE BACK OF MY VAN?!?!?!?!?" LOL that was hilarious

[meerier]

GET IN THE BACK OF MY VAN