Two women with powdered white faces And one long-nosed bald man with warts Things worsen and worsen There's a hook-handed person And others with nastier parts This evil and unpleasant crew Completes Count Olaf's acting troupe The goal of Count Olaf is getting control of The fortune of urchins and orphans, hooray! I mean, horrors! Count Olaf is no laughing matter When you see Count Olaf count to zero Then scream and run away ...
The song is supposed to be funny. It was used in a short video promo for the last A Series of Unfortunate Events book, "The End". Lemony Snicket is supposed to be darkly funny :D
The audience seems very easily amused, like children. This has something to do with a children's book, yeah? Hipsters, please don't get mad at the children for laughing.
fucking people. i think he starts moving his hand in a playful manner because they made him uncomfortable and he said "what the hell.. as long as they're laughing i might as well take advantage of it.."
<3 the book and <3 the gothic archies... this song is the best on the album... very mellow. and yes, dh was (and is) a pretty good singer and accordianist... but he WASNT born on a dairy farm.
Yeah, I think he's pretty good. I don't think this song is meant to be opera quality. I mean, he makes a point of saying his writing will inflict pain ;)
I cannot understand that: Why are they laughing? I think its story and the song are serious.
samil26 1 year ago 3
his songs are right before all the series of unfortunate events book on Cds. I love them!!!!
sharpygreencatgirl 1 year ago
Mr. Handler, you may be one of my heroes and favourite author, but please DON'T SING unless you pay several thousands of dollars for singing lessons.
BethGoth15 1 year ago
i severely agree.theres actually a live version of him singing this entire song.painful.lol
rachelle1419 1 year ago
Handler and Merritt are awesome together.
killedxbyxdrapery 2 years ago 3
Handler doesn't only play the accordion as a master, but he also sings like one! Can't stop to watch this vid! Thank you so much.
Viva Stephin Merritt!
Viva The Gothic Archies!
Viva The Magnetic Fields!
Viva Daniel Handler!
Viva A Series Of Unfortunate Events!
eddiecullen 2 years ago 3
haha love this song..as a matter of fact the whole CD is great!
lastlinkleo 2 years ago
The CD is absolutely awesome, just as the series of books
eddiecullen 2 years ago
Hyperacusia, actually ^^
eddiecullen 2 years ago
do sea urchins really own fortunes?
GanonkingAkatsuki7 3 years ago
As a matter of fact..... they do not.
smackkythepirate 3 years ago
No, Count Olaf stole them.
mansonfangirl 3 years ago 4
"Urchins" are kids who live off the streets
26klyde 3 years ago 3
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butchered.
bodouzan 3 years ago
how can it freaking be butchered? its the bloody original.
Ihatesev 3 years ago 8
butchered in the fact that it was completely awsome
suppapimp1615 3 years ago
Scream and Run Away or Die Die Die Die Die.
How true.
Post more please!
umiusthem 4 years ago 8
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i dont get y there laffing
Cheetah9876543210 4 years ago
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he said, "it's no laughing matter" you retards!
Cheetah9876543210 4 years ago
lrn2irony
kemikade 3 years ago
can someone write down the lyrics from 1:40 to the end of the song? I never heard that pt.
Cheetah9876543210 4 years ago 2
BaWy 4 years ago 9
This video rocks! I adore the song! That's exactly what Count Olaf is like!
Ashleytisdalez1 4 years ago 3
You people are Clueless! It was a hilarious song and the whole evening was full of laughs - that was absolutely what they were going for.
persistentsound 4 years ago 3
Next thing, Merritt will write music for Vogonian poetry translated by Daniel Handler under the pseudonym of Bubble Phish.
TZOTZIOY 4 years ago 2
The song is supposed to be funny. It was used in a short video promo for the last A Series of Unfortunate Events book, "The End". Lemony Snicket is supposed to be darkly funny :D
DuchessAliana 4 years ago 3
The audience seems very easily amused, like children. This has something to do with a children's book, yeah? Hipsters, please don't get mad at the children for laughing.
alicejchoe 4 years ago
it's painful to watch.
fucking people. i think he starts moving his hand in a playful manner because they made him uncomfortable and he said "what the hell.. as long as they're laughing i might as well take advantage of it.."
maybe he doesn´t care.
i would.
fucking people. haha.
ShoegazingCuca 4 years ago
this is the BEST frikken song there is, this is deffinetly not a song to laugh to either, id be P.O-ed!!
indiomanmando 4 years ago
I love this song but those people are so stupid! why the heck r they laughing! OMG.
xDeppObsessedx 4 years ago
why the f r they laughing omg thats so rude!!!
xDeppObsessedx 4 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
merlinnerd922 4 years ago
I bet Stephin was pissed as hell that they were laughing....well....I guess he's probably always pissed as hell.
babyrapor 4 years ago
REMOVE YOUR FACE AHAH!!
spazticapple1993 4 years ago
WTF? Why is the effing audience laughing. This song is not at all funny.
weee009 4 years ago
Get a sense of humor!!!! woot woot
DogyGIR 4 years ago
wow. daniel handler (aka Lemony Snicket) is a pretty good accordionist! I remember how that was a big part of the snicket persona.
Grinlord 4 years ago
Why is the audiance laugh ?
Doomy23 4 years ago
Poor Stephin. He looks like he really wants to get off that stage when the audience is clapping and he's covering his ear.
burtonfan01 4 years ago
He covers his ears when the audience claps because of a hearing disorder. I believe it was called hyperacusis.
xxxUsuAkarexxx 3 years ago
theres a big difference between the other singing (at another place) and here, here he is more...serius. and in the other he is 'cheerful'
Loopy13 5 years ago
<3 the book and <3 the gothic archies... this song is the best on the album... very mellow. and yes, dh was (and is) a pretty good singer and accordianist... but he WASNT born on a dairy farm.
sup3rmari0 5 years ago
yeah that's clearly stephin merritt singing.
benevenj 5 years ago
Handler's on the left in white. He starts singing at about 1:40.
DubbleM900 5 years ago
I know I fail at life for this, but which is which?
lindadox 5 years ago
Handler's on the left in white. He starts singing at about 01:40.
DubbleM900 5 years ago
Handler was a child opera singer lol
VelvetNico 5 years ago
daniel handler rocks at writing, but he sucks balls at singing!
gengarjetty 5 years ago
actually, daniel handler was a student conductor for his high school choir, and is a very decent baritone.
ehnhoj 5 years ago
Yeah, I think he's pretty good. I don't think this song is meant to be opera quality. I mean, he makes a point of saying his writing will inflict pain ;)
CascataAriana 4 years ago