Half Human Half Monkey

[fuckingtrollguy123]

miracles of photoshop

[angels77100]

And half fucking ginger by the looks of it. What a poor bastard.

[eatmeimsteak]

half man and half monkey also can be called half white man and half black man.

[XxUntouchablexX777]

thats just scary

[daybreak4491]

i thought blacks were monkeys

[dss103]

haha that look like my neighbor who's daughter I fucked

[alicefalefaea]

EWWW!

[jesuslovesmebetter]

hey uploader you have a 2inch dick!

[StitchPoop]

he looks like my brother

[pussyenergydrink]

wtf just happend

[MrCohibaboy]

he escaped from harry potter

[boycoin1]

thumbs up if you paused at the part of the ugly dude?

[Raxus007]

well you know, i actually find this funny, you say he is half human half monkey, but the rest of us are 99% monkey!!

[MrNativeDancer]

The poor guy photographed in the video has watched this 3,047 times

Sorry but crap video not worth watching thumbs down lol I was expecting to see a real hibrid lol

[sorhaug11]

how can people actually like this?!

[sbailey7334]

whiteboy7thst

[dogchips]

Thumbs up....your butt?

[thoostorm4]

@dogchips noyerface

[Kleis4R028619]

isnt this suppose to be a saiyan haha

[ilovetacoz222]

i was wtching videos of paper air planes and suddonly im watching this!

[Mixedracepride]

@phillysfinest94

Nah I don't...you fail nigger

You're gag relflex is you're jungle fever monkey boy.

[gravitywheel]

@Mixedracepride "Your," "reflex," and you are missing three commas.

I hope that helps.

[Mixedracepride]

It's funny because monkeys have straight hair, thin lips, excessive hair growth just like White people.

Y'all mad?

[phillysfinest94]

@Mixedracepride no cus you still look like one

[phillysfinest94]

But I thought?.... oh wait nevermind if i say i thought a half human half monkey is supposed to be black people would get mad at me.

[sheamus316]

they could have hired this fucker for rise of the planet of the apes and saved a bomb on the cgi.

[Hemanguy23]

this clearly see that is photoshop

[codycim]

thumbs up if you stopped the video after you saw "are you ready for this" bs

[timmy1643]

Whats this nigger are monkeys im mixed race but I hate black monkey face niggers

[Nikcolee19]

@timmy1643 Hey now don't forget that some white people can have monkey future too. So stop with the stereotype.

[MrFasho123]

@timmy1643 the only monkey here is you, as I would say stupid racist people are the monkeys!

Race dosnt exist, but skin color do, the only diffrence btw a white and a black guy is the skin but still same human race!

So go eat a banana monkey!

[Livio44]

half human half monkey = robert mugabe

[oObadphishOo]

what

[tommygf333]

thumbs up if you think thumbs up comments are gay

[ikawpipa]

must be an atheist

[goeroetje]

fake

[hardcoredance123]

A WHITE OBAMA

[madmobber88]

shit i blinked..fml

[IloveUPretty7]

hey dogchips i searched all over the web for "anocs"

 and found nothing= F A K E

[johnmalory26]

The only half man half monkey are niggers, like you see this is spam, so flag it.

[nickacil]

@RetroZombieee : Gee, you must have quite the tiny dinky.

[RetroZombieee]

@nickacil Yes, unfortunately. It's so tiny, its inverted.

[lenhop88]

you suck



[lezkay420]

pause it at 14 sec.

[NubianQueenNEFERTITI]

GOD created him and GOD is trying to prove to man he's still in control. You can be 2 human creating a babey but GOD will decide what it should look like and it also depend what his mother or father done to another in the past as well. GOD said he'll have the last say so in everything.

[BeothukRuins]

@NubianQueenNEFERTITI GOD this and GOD that... Shut up. Its called using a computer program to alter a face.

[BAKERxXxDEATHWISH]

@NubianQueenNEFERTITI STFU WITH ALL YOUR RELIGIOUS BS 

[itachiwalksalone]

@NubianQueenNEFERTITI i guess GOD has also given you horrible grammar.

btw what the hell does this have to do with the video? please get out of it and stop spreading your religious stuff on random videos. if you want to spread the 'word', go to an atheism video or a video describing evolution. or perhaps a video that describes how the banana was bred by humans.

[spareaxe]

fake.

[KipSnicker]

Donkey Kong's retarted brother lolz

[TheMandyrockstar]

ok his momma nasty

[jesseeinblau]

That's Alfred E Neuman on the cover of G.Q. magazine.

[Jasmine99951]

doesnt tht mean his mom had $ex with a.... FUCKING GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!

[nickacil]

There is no sign of monkey in this guy. He's just plain ugly.

[Aflay1]

@nickacil wellll, the giant ears, massive amounts of hair, and irregularly giant teeth gave me the monkey impression, but I don't have any idea what the captions have to do with monkey man, whatever the fuck Anoc is.

[nickacil]

@Aflay1 "Anoc" is "A no c" meaning "A no see."

[Aflay1]

@nickacil ah. That has to do with siegmoid...whats? what how? (what the fuck?) and thanks.

[1Andyperez909]

Ahahaha

[TheAmazingRoanna]

The Title should say Half Human Half Imbread

[Froman567]

This is what happens when a dude at the zoo gets drunk...

[whatup1797]

That isn't a monkey. Thats a white guy.

[jumpzy]

That isnt a monkey man. That's just your average redneck.

[Bschizzle18]

@jumpzy Really cause it seems to me rednecks get more pussy than you would ever in your life. And there are redneck singers that make a hole lot more money than you do as well.

[jumpzy]

@Bschizzle18 Awwww poor guy got offended and went on nerd rage. *pets your head* There there.

[dbb008]

MR PEEPERS!

[DarkAmplified]

Press 5 for Derp.

[TheGshock69]

look up tism fuckis if u havent seen that alien already and its 10x worse

[endorphinfreak123]

pause the video press 5 en you can see him XD

[jws40276]

This is not a monkey is rebbecca black without makeup

[zexon212]

looks pretty photoshopped 2 me

[krazysoon]

and they say blacks came from monkeys...looks pretty white from here...lol,.Cock suckers

[SuperBlobsterMan]

michele obama



[W6S0A4]

i had to pause it

[Aron2710]

Lee Evans !!!!!!!

[daredevil3149]

thumbs up if you gave this a thumbs down

[Second2Rush]

@dogchips More like, Halv Computer wis Halv Troll

[hello19338]

holy shit didnt any1 see his muthafaucking hole in the throat that blows smoke?? O.o

[CoDisafishy]

@hello19338 that would be a vagina

[YTMize]

ur so messed up

[demp123gig]

Say you were having a Pot Noodle, then when you see that you think that excorcist chick pops up so you put down your Pot Noodle then you read the comments to see what THEY have too say. That's what I did.. :) Thanks for your time to read my comment.. Thumbs up please! :]

[scumgod13]

That's not half monkey-Don't blame that on the animal kingdom. That's 100% human white trash right there!

[AllyMind5Star]

This guy looks awesome!

[KanyeTroll]

I WOULD TOTALLY BANG HIM IN THE ASS AND LICK OFF THE SANTORUM

[SuperTermignoni]

albanos einai dn einai maimou

[TwiztedAnimator]

It's Obama's White Half.

[PocketMonstersoul]

That was weird

[Dentarthurdent54]

It's only a ginger...

/trollface.jpg

[MrIlikepielolz]

THAT WAS FREAKING DISTURBING AND FAKE

[Tj5923]

@MrIlikepielolz just like ur moms breasts

[GooglFascists]

Obviously the smartest member of the current administration.

[cartoonkingforeever]

OMG IT'S THE EVIL MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Skoomax]

@cartoonkingforeever HE'S THINKING!

[TheSpiikki]

Looks like typical World of Warcraft nerd :o

[romoaurelia]

wow that waz awsom

[unluckybucket13]

nice fotoshop mothefucka

[1001virus1001]

beastiality is bad .

[Mubarak635]

That's your mom when she came out of the beauty salon. Too bad it was closed.

[TheRealHackmaster]

0:29 'Like this because you dislike it' That wont work you stupid monkey.

[Fatality654]

i was waiting for some maze or some shit cause i saw letters 

[ryantice81]

the only way that happens if a mom was fucked by a monkey

[Blazethepirate]

2 words, photo and shop



[godservant777]

@Blazethepirate and is also a word...

[vcownzraptors]

@Blazethepirate thats 3 words you dumb fuck xD

[hugodischarge]

i was expecting to see tyler the creator

[Edwin5467]

this is whats created in interracial relationships

[TheMaddogjake]

LOOKS LIKE A FUCKED UP VERSION OF PRINCE CHARLES.

[stevenmiles]

WOW how intelligent, making fun a handicap.

[republicofarmenia]

lmfao !

[ImYourB3stFri3nd]

HOLLY CRAP MAN, UR SICK!

[74pbg]

0:14 Half monkey half human; it's a Turk!!!

[Thagleif]

@74pbg i pissed myself xDDD

[eggsadilla]

just put him a couple of freckles an tada!!! Alfred E. Neuman grown up.

[yazmine6788]

its called photoshop

[goldgirl20001]

Lol I. Peed in my. Pants

[antarctikfrr]

i kill the #5 button



[bluemoon1012]

da animal wid human head suggestion video is following me.....go away!!! its too late nd im too scared to watch u.

[MrMjrocks4u]

you want to see a real monkey see my grandma, she acts like one, looks like one, and speaks like one lol

[mr170000]

ok checkmate on that one but never said that to imply you were american

[mr170000]

@OhPlainNogart who said i was black? Aha! 

[mr170000]

@OhPlainNogart You know what im done with a bunch of confederate white asses pissin me off

OBAMA IS IN OFFICE GET WITH THE TIMES!!

[8549535]

@ OhPlainNogart fuck u how u gonna call me a monkey u fuckin white ass

[theamazingELLIE5]

guys...don't be afraid its just a wigger. 

[RespectProcess]

the first 3 questions remind me when i try showing my cock to girls

[ImYourB3stFri3nd]

Your sick -.-

[politicoochie09]

AL SHARPTON!

[slipkn0t0wns]

i typed half white half black and it brought me here

[TheZebro15]

half human half monkey full UGLY !

[Killerjohn5]

Co za asy

[Lo0oLRJ]

sexy

[VEVOTroll]

If I wanna see a half man half monkey i'll just watch an NBA game

[TheZebro15]

@VEVOTroll Or we can just look at you

[blackeroni]

That`s Not A monkey That`s George Bushes son

[HerrNiclas]

That what happens when you mix an irishman with a scottish lady.. Beware!

[clovelywindheaven]

Toby is that you??

LMAO

[suckcucker]

That poor monkey, to look half human must have fucked it up

[nicknamer123]

why is there coming smoke out out of his throat :O

[transmitionisolation]

que video de mierda you are a looser, really looser! fuck you

[mrgangelino]

aaa relax es solo el animador de late night aaaaaaaa

[quesera098]

when the vid started playing........i immediately turned down the volume and scrolled down to the comment section XD because of the words "Are you watching??" rofl i thought it was gonna be that friggin maze doll >O> hew~~

[silentjoe2]

@quesera098 XD same here

[PlayDoughWorld]

@quesera098 Haha. I didn't exactly the same XD

[dopeman459]

@quesera098 i did the same

[bblast526]

@quesera098 lol thats what i thought exactly what i did xD

[youwilljustdie]

@quesera098 hah! i did that too xD

[politicoochie09]

Al Sharpton kind of looks like a gorilla. 

[TheZebro15]

@politicoochie09 NO HE DOES NOT !

[badsugarterrors]

What's really disturbing is people actually drink from those RED cups still..

[69BearPedo]

Lol at the retards who disliked the movie . What would you expect to see when you click on a Half Human Half Monkey video ? Your family !?

[CSfr3t]

nice pic of him 0:14

[TheKrejzibejbi]

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[PSP2000MAN]

Half Ass, Half Hole.

[buttlub]

y post a video of your retared little bro?

[ParisNitez16]

Why was this video made?

[yabitchonmydikk]

half man half monkey? so you mean half black half white? OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[staceyloveme1]

@yabitchonmydikk according to scientists, white ppl are the last kinds of monkeys ever invented. but lets not go there, it's stupid. were all humans & all came from africa! now white folks invented all technologie for every nation to enjoy, hmm thankx :). @ mwahh! by the way this video just made me lose my appitite for the day!

[1MPALASS]

typical english man 

[LoboPreto]

The title is misleading. I expected something about George W. Bush

[1Miststueck1]

einfach nur zeitverschwendung

[mrculturepoint]

the like-display is bigger than justin bieber's penis

[Wedhro]

Sometimes people just wants to discover by themselves how much dislikes they can get without working too much. There you go, boy.

[iKilledBambisMother]

that is one mighty tooth

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