Halo Reach Epic Maps Episode 84: JetPack Tower

[TheSuriel13]

cool



[maxmatt67]

Yo mama so stupid, she got locked in the bathroom and wet her pants

Yo mama so fat, when the judge says Order in the court, she says "Three large fries and a bigmac please"

Yo mama so fat, she gave the hospital stretch marks when she was born

Yo mama so big, even Dora can't explore her

Yo mama so ugly, bob the builder said "I CANT FIX THAT"

Yo mama so stupid, she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company

Yo mama so poor, when burgulars come in, they come out with less then they first had

Yea

[BloodDragonSword]

jsut want to know...where the epic picture went lol

[Arbok72]

yo mama is so old that when she was at school and they have a test of prehistoric creatures they just copy what she was doing

[CODPRO200]

Your momma is fat she needs cheats for WII fit

[Scukmydcik1]

Yo mama so fat her stomach touches her back

[YaYoViO11]

how can i play this maps on mi xbox? answer please

[xxxxxxxxCaboose]

@YaYoViO11 Download the from the links in description,the maps will lead you to a sight that you click on the episode and thd gametype leads you directly to bungie where you can download em from Sorry if i wasnt making sense :T

[ASASN25]

BTW uncatchable u have terrible disses

[ASASN25]

Its funny how the only thing that uncatchable is trying to say is yo mama jokes while everyone is ignoring him XD

[silencer308]

your moms so fat once you say abc she says kfc

[Roygoos]

Your disses are so bad, they make The Situation's shoot on Donald Trump look good.

[kingen411]

Yo mama's so fat her baby pictures we're taken with a satelite

[Zand3rParkour]

The stupidity seems to be exponentially increasing with each episode...I wish they still actually showed around the map...

[funkygorrilla4]

optick nicko is another youtube video uploader

[TheFrostydavid]

Mamma is so stupid she tryed to put m&ms in alphabetical order

Yo Mamma is so stupid when she sees a school bus full of white kids she thinks its a twinke

Yo Mamma is so fat when she went whale watching the whales stared singing we are family even tho your fatter then me

Yo Mamma is so old when I told her told act her age she died

[herrera12100]

yo mamma so fat the horse on her polo shirt is real.

yo mamma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

yo mamma so fat when she jumps in the air she gets stuck.

yo mamma so old she knew burger king while he was still a prince.

[NinjaGamer54321]

Dammit, i have to subscribe now

[emlovessoccer]

yo mamma so stupid she sits on the tv to watch the couch

yo mamma so fat when she sees a bus she goes twinkie



[umadAlex]

yo momma so fat she has enough chins for 99 range! (runescape related)

[Jackrhion]

yo momma so fat evan dora can't explore-her

[amiawsome12321]

that maps so easy



[tehpwnzorofhalo]

Yo mama so stupid that she starved in a resturaunt

Yo mama so fat that when God said Let there be light,he had to push her out of the way first

Yo mama so poor that when you walk through the front door of her house,your already in the back yard

[mrliscoumb]

yo mama so ghetto when she breast feeds kool-aid comes out

[KyleRox115]

Yo mamas so fat even fat men reject her!



[KyleRox115]

Yo mama so fat,when she sees a bus full of white people the thinks its a twinkie!

[osang40]

im 10 and watching this oh and yo mama so fat, when she went to the movie theater she sat by everyone

[superpiggy51]

-.-



[Mcnizzle88]

"FUS RO DAH!!!"

*Golf Balls fall down*

[HappyMonk3y99]

where have i seen vp snipes before

[TheMovedFlounder23]

Your Mama so poor she hangs the toilet paper out to dry

[jehockey1224]

Yo mama so fat when she called for a taxi, they sent a Uhaul

Yo mama so stupid she fell out of a boat and missed water

Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order

[XxDARKANG3LSxX]

yo mama so fat when the kids went to disney land they said i want to ride that one

[blobyolo]

your mums so stupid she got locked in sainsburrys and starved to death

your mums so stupid she tried to drown a fish in a fishbowl

your mums so stupid she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side

[LoveyLovesVideoGames]

Sweaty balls is ice cream and Tate shity

[ProwlerM128]

your mommas so poor she cant even afford to pay unctahables mom lol

[CoolCorey502]

Yo mama so ugly when she plays Mortal Kombat Scorpion says "STAY OVER THERE"!

[Armoredvids]

Listen if you read the Halo books you would know how the Chief goes to the bathroom without meeting the Porcelain God.

[javiM1998]

Yo mama so ugly the only way she gets men is with a tranquillizer dart

[722Kaden]

yo mama so fat when she goes in a elevator has to go down

[ChibiXTaemin]

yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car

[888bdk]

yo mama so fat when she goes to the beach shes the only one that gets a tan

yo mama so ugly when she works at a strip club people pay her to keep her clothes on

yo mama so fat shes fat yo mama so fat shes has more roles then japan has people

[Grold89]

topsiders sis sounds hot!

[halovscod100]

mhen master cheif pees it goes through a filter system and becomes his drinking water not even kidding (dont know about shit though)

[UTMR117]

Why is everyone making a bunch of "yo mamma" jokes? o.o

[MacDiggydwarf]

yo mama's so poor that she asked uncatchable's mom for money

[omeganism]

yo mamma so stupid she tripped over a wireless controller

yo mamma so stupid she tried climbing mountain dew

yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a/n stopped sign waiting for it to say go

yo mamma so fat when she fell in love she literary broke it

yo mamma so fat she thought a UFO was a flying cookie

yo mamma so fat when she pressed up in an elevator it went down

yo mamma so ugly that she made the "DareDevil" cry

yo mamma so ugly that even her own shadow is scared of her

yo mamma so ugly she ugly

[TheJrad03]

yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money 

[daisyj327]

yo mama so fat she sat by everyone in the theater

[ZombieXxXZlayer2011]

yo mama so stupid she lost her keys in a mothercylcye

[DatGuyFromWendys]

Yo momma so stupid she named her pet zebra spot.

[hunt21225]

yo mamas so fat she falls off both sides of the bed

[xdove456]

yo mama so fat when she went to the zoo a baby elephant thought that she was its mother

[Archangelz547]

yo so stupid that-..... uh dont rememeber it!!

[MegaPancakesFTW]

yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to see how long she slept

[SHdudeproductions]

Yo mama so fat she had to get baptised in seaworld!

[mw2vids4life]

yo mamma so fat when she stepped on to a plane it turned into a deep sea submarine

[Xxmasterchief1999xX]

about that yo mama joke im not racist cuase im white to



[Xxmasterchief1999xX]

yo mama so stupid she saw a bus full of white people and said stop that tweenkie

[KillMachine35]

yo mama so fat she buy all her sextoys at NASA

[frosales12]

your mama so fat that when she wheres a yellow rain coot they call her taxi

[F1R35C0RP10N]

Yo momma so fat that when she jumped into the sky she got stuck!

Yo momma so dumb that when she wanted to know if she was pregnant she sat on a watermelon and looked for bite marks!

Yo momma so skinny that she has to walk around in the shower to get wet!

[SH4D0WSOLDIER81]

yo mama so fat to get her through the door you have to grease the doors and put a twinkie on the other side

[rayhatesu]

Your mother so fat when she ordered a water bed they put a tarp over the Pacific Ocean.

Your momma so fat, when she goes to Disneyland, the kids want to ride her.

Your momma so animalistic, Diego tried to save her from her own car.

Your momma so stupid, when she pays taxes she goes to the neighbors and pays them.

Your momma so poor, when a guy dropped his wallet and a penny fell out, she dove on the penny.

Your momma so blind, when you said you were playing Halo, she thought you had died.

[nicdaman1]

IM 9

[diezombiedie1]

Tell that guy telling mom jokes, your moma is so fat the only letters in the alphabet she knows are K.F.C

[maxmatt67]

yo mama so poor, i saw her kicking a can, i asked what she was doing, and she said she was moving.

Yo mama so scary the boogyman checks his closet for her every night

Yo mama so stupid she got locked inside a matress store and slept on the floor.

Yo mama so poor, i farted and she said "Thank the lord we have heat tonight!"

Yo mama so ugly, when the fourm said sex, she wrote M,F and sometimes wednesdays

Yo mama so stupid she puts lipstick on her fourhead to make up her mind

[maxmatt67]

@Acrobaticstew1 Its people like you that bring me down. just keep it to yourself. Im pretty sure that you wouldn't want people saying that ur a fag. so just please, dont

[117Xghost]

because hey do not put a soundtrack

[Kunomaru97]

yo mama so fat the only language she speaks is wookie, DUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRR!

[TheHarry1123]

My grandmother washes paper and styrofoam cups

[Plxnk]

Yo mama so hairy she has afros on her nipples

[HyperXTyphoon]

yo mama so nasty she has to put Salt Water down her pants to keep her Crabs Fresh

[UrbanFlowIncorparate]

Yo mama's so desperate she did it with uncatchable!-Zing!

[SuperNickster8]

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people yell "Taxi!!!"

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale it says "To be continued"

Yo mama so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?" she marked, "M,F and sometimes Wednesdays.

Yo mama so stupid she thinks cheerios are doghnut seeds

Yo mama so stupid when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur in the home, she moved

Topside's sister sounds hot!!!

[1993DJC]

The Master Chief is a Spartan II, and they don't have a sex drive. They still go through puberty and whatever, but they can't get turned on. It was one of the side effects of becomeing a super-soldier. However, Sergeant Johnson was a Spartan I (not a Spartan II) and he had no problem getting it on.

[DiggyGrams]

Vp it was an elite! how do you mistake an elite for a spartan

[Anthraxb0mb]

@DiggyGrams He said it was "a Spartan with some red around him."

It looks like he changed the picture, because it's not a Spartan, and there is no red.

[maxmatt67]

i got another one. yo mama so stupid, she tried to drown a fish

[iF3llOffaBr1dge]

yo mama so fat that she uses the states to play hopscotch

yo mama so fat that the government uses her bellybutton as a resavore

yo mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed

[fataussiefatboy]

@iF3llOffaBr1dge yo mama so fat that she needs two watches, cause she takes up two timezones

[jinzodude]

@iF3llOffaBr1dge it's reservoir...

[gigsters42]

Yo mamma so fat, she has a third boob!

[Trevor1082]

Yo mamma so ugly, when she joined myspace, everybody switched to facebook.

[cheese2325]

Veiw my friends for PROOF!

[cheese2325]

Im friends with Heavenseven77!!!!

Why didnt he tell me he did this...

My Gamertag is MergingWheat943.

[TheWarpig127]

i subed when she sayed hi

[SacredSkittlez97]

That;s one weird looking red spartan =D

[vShortyy]

check out my channel! i got my first ep of a new map series, we could be like the Aus branch of team epiphany...

[Max431992]

You guys (Especially the main voice) are absolute morons. Please.. stay in school

[TheGoodComedy]

@Max431992 HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA.... whatta troll.

[Max431992]

@TheGoodComedy ?? Noo. You guys REALLY are dumb as shit.. it's hard to listen to

[TheGoodComedy]

@Max431992 Who made you watch the video?

[Overway951]

the epic pic of the day and the discription are really different

[kellenredx]

whats rub one out mwen?

[copeseticVmatt]

How come none of these map makers make an Acheivment Horse Map??

[gh382]

now i wish i didnt make mine a few months back :(

[TheHeroOfPopCulture2]

Cortana: Master Chief are you okay? Your heart rate is way up!

Master Chief: It's okay, just rubbin' one out.

[TheeGamingLazy]

Your mama so stupid when she was at walmart so got on the floor for lowwer prices

[Hardc0reG4ming]

Next question and answer

Vp, have you ever gone outside and have people go up to you and say... Hi????

Ps. I am not messed up I'm just way to slick for u!!!

[Connnacht]

Cant you just post the bungie.net map link like all the other forge channels do?

[Connnacht]

I went to the team epiphany website to get the map, and I got a warning from my anti-virus software! What the hell is up with that?

[TheKingHyphee]

yo mama so big she got bathtized in the ocean

[Thunder456789]

the girl said subscribe comment and like and favorite wait a sec gotta unsubscribe and desubscribe again o.O

[maxmatt67]

Yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal cry

yo mamma so fat even dora cant explore her

yo mama so ugly bob the builder said "I cant fix that!"

yo mama so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

yo mama so fat, jabba the hut said 'dang'

yo mama so fat, shes worth an overkill in halo

Yeah

[MrPersonPPL]

@maxmatt67 Don't Forget ...

Yo Mama So Fat She Needed Cheat Codes For Wii Fit!

[mchammer964]

@maxmatt67 yo mamas so cheap when she took out a dollar george washington blinked at light

[TheMasterZero19]

@maxmatt67 Yo mom so old she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party

Yo mom so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Yo mom so poor I rang the doorbell and she said "ding dong"

Yo mom so stupid she shove a battery up her ass and yelled "I got the power"

Yo mom so fat she walked down a street and it was renamed Broadway.

Yo mom so fat I stabbed her and she bled salsa and gravy

Yo mom so ugly her husband brings her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

[yugiohking90]

@maxmatt67 more like a killianaire

[TastierGymnast0]

@maxmatt67 your mama so fat that when she tried to climb over the glass wall it broke

[DrinkingPeach1]

you actually changed ur intro

[Corvus4982]

@DrinkingPeach1 They did that a LONG time ago.

[VaultSparten]

good thing im already subscribed.

[MadWolf921]

I feel sorry for Uncatchable, everyone interrupts him or ignores him :'(

[DavidAEstrada1217]

ur momma is so stupid she put 2 quarters in her hears and said i am listening to 50 cent

[gho5t5niper]

thumbs up this for top comment random

goglygupupurs SECRET MESSAGEdsjjgfdhjdsjjefl

[AkatsukiFlame3]

My slogan

"Why you no buy my eggroll."

~xXThe ManiacXx

[jacobmcr858]

Wf is with the yo momma jokes

[Spartansubzero117]

Yo momma is so poor when she goes to the pond ducks throw bread at her

[Spartansubzero117]

Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was over it

[bakuboy3]

it may contain animals

[coltsfanconnor]

go Topside



[pk87ful]

those white balls got stuck

[jake202500]

yo mama so stupid that she tried to put her m&m's in alphebetical order!

[CLIMATE1231]

@jake202500 yep m&w

[noblereach551]

your momas so harry chubacca said dddddddddddaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnn­nggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!! tell uncatchable that one

[sparansaurus]

yo mama so fat she crashed yo computer

[wheelingdude12]

ok this is just fucking stupid, I mean god this is pretty insane, but I like the shows

[ninerdanish]

yo mama's so poor, i saw her kickin a can down the street, and i asked what she doing, she said moving

[aartbastiaan22]

yo mama so dumb, she's called yo mama

[Bohanization]

yo mamma so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does 

[1337Ninja3000]

Your mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl.

[altimgamr]

@1337Ninja3000 ha!!!

[magchechever]

Yo mama so ghetto when she breastfeeds kool-aid comes out

[altimgamr]

@magchechever ha!!!

[UNCATCHABL3x]

are these yo mama jokes for me lol omgggggg lolololololololololololol

[xDaAssass1n]

yo mama so stupid it takes her two hours to watch sixty minutes

[youtubynews]

yo mama so fat that her emergency call number is wendys

[HoldYourApplause559]

yo momma is so ugly she made a onion cry

[ottomaticification]

you mama so stupid she thought Dunkin Donuts was a basketball team

[bluedragon610]

what happened to god of war ??

[transformersmaster23]

you mamas so fat when she crossed the street i tryed to swerve around her and then i ran out of gas

[TheKingHyphee]

roses are red daisies are yellow yo mamas legs jiggles like jello

[TheKingHyphee]

yo mama is so ugly bob the builder said we cant fix it

[TheKingHyphee]

yo mama is so stupid she stuck a battrey up her butt and said i got the power

[TheKingHyphee]

yo mama is so fat when she walked in front of the tv i missed half my show

[timmytbo115]

epic snipez 22 needs to chill.

[TheKingHyphee]

yo mamas so big she got bathtized in the ocean

[TheKingHyphee]

yo mamas  so old her year book is printed on a rock

[TheKingHyphee]

yo mamas so fat when she eats krispie treats it dosnent say pop crack crunch it say:oh shoot shes coming!

[rubetuesday95]

I have to subscribe because an angel told me xD

[monsterrelish74]

Vp, tell uncatchable to introduce himself like this: give me a nickel and ill tickle your pickle, give me a dime and ill take my time, give me a dollar and ill make you holler, the booby liker and toucher; UNCATCHABLE!!!

[Nickmandoable]

dam crack up

[DhaDawgg]

Topside is now a god.

[MrIlovemygirls]

this awesome

[Stinchboy061]

If u don't say I u are either gay or a girl

[HiFaceMcPoopy]

Topside make a pie for me right now or i will find you and kill you

[topsidemomfilms]

Lol there are five haters thumbing down the video because we do what they do but better I wont say in names but it ryhmes with halo reach forgers.

[Stinchboy061]

You should get her on again and if you agree say I

[Stinchboy061]

Hey topside your the best just for getting your sister on

[WretchedKane]

yo mama so fat it take 5 hulks to pick her up outa bed

[LOLZERAMA]

this map is like inception...

[GreenDayCusack]

VP: U have experience with shweaty balls in your face right?

GDC: Oh yea ...

I fail at sarcasm >_<

[GOGtribute]

Ending made me laugh so hard I cried

[NinjaManny117]

yo mama so poor she watches paper plates

[NinjaManny117]

i am 11

[Funnyman850]

THUMBS UP IF YOUR DRINKING A COOLATA FROM DUNKIN DONUTS

[gioattax11]

make a map pack

now

[gioattax11]

can you do a video based of your top 5 maps ever

[gioattax11]

can you do one of gods r3gr3t maps