3D Can't Beat A Waifu

[TheUnbreakableOtaku]

This is my theme song

[RaveriusMax]

this was awesome.

[MaishidaSakusei]

Fuck yes! Perfect song last year and still the perfect song for this year.

[Abahkan]

Another year of doing nothing. Keep it real guys.

[AkimboBattleLolis]

Ronery, can I pretend you're my valentines this year? ;_;

[StarlightDreamer12]

Sorry to "hate and groan." I do understand the sentiment. If you're lonely it's easier to call it all undesirable anyway. It's like the fable of the fox and the grapes. I've thought about deciding the same thing about relationships. But I'm not going to, because I know that all guys aren't like that. Anyway, I think you could have made a good video without hating on women.

[HogJuice66]

@StarlightDreamer12 Then don't be 3DPD. Most of us are just as vexed if not more so than yourself.

[StarlightDreamer12]

Huh. This is a strange thing I've stumbled upon. Here I've lived all my life being afraid of loving anyone because of meeting so many guys who just want sex, being sexually harassed, being told that men use you and leave you, and seeing my mother left behind, and here I find a group of people who say it's women who are sluts and hoes. I'm sorry if it's supposed to be funny. I find it hurtful. I'm not perfect like an anime character, but if I loved someone I would do anything for them.

[necronomicon009]

@StarlightDreamer12 I apologize if I'm mistaken but I'm pretty sure this is making fun of lonely otaku's. In their mind calling girls bitches and hoes is another way for them to justify not trying to find a good girl and settling for a 2D fictional character. Sure it's a sad and pathetic life but that is what it's like to be "forever alone."

[roneryanon]

@necronomicon009

2DEEP4U

[necronomicon009]

@roneryanon Please explain.

[BroAnonymous]

@StarlightDreamer12

A large amount of the people with waifus(although not all of them) have the same mentality that you do, except substitute women where you put men. They usually have had some legitimately horrifying experiences with women to compound that, and if some nice, caring woman stumbled upon them, I'm sure they would rethink their positions. Some people with waifus just do it as a joke, and the odd few are serious about rejecting 3D Relationships.

[banami65]

LOL ADACHI

[asdfomfglol]

2:23 WoW Husbando.

What?

[modder15]

I'm coughing up blood from laughing so hard. I hope I don't die asshole.

[sora011994]

@AnotherShinobi But my entire point was that you're a dumbass. How can I get my point across while neglecting to state my point?

[Chibistic]

that feel when no gf

[asdfomfglol]

@Chibistic I know that feel ;_;

[AIcuardo]

@Chibistic We all know that feel.

[BakaAlchemist2]

Mr. Ronery, will you do anything special for this year's Valentine's Day ? =O

[roneryanon]

@BakaAlchemist2

I'll start working on it.

[sora011994]

@AnotherShinobi Because there ARE female /a/nons with hasubandos. That's why Roxas and Kamina are in there, dumbass.

[Boarofwar]

You are an gentleman and a scholar.

[Madooblerxsauce]

im not exaclty sure how kamina is anyone's waifu, but okay.

[HomuHomuable]

@unoriginaltripcode

Sir, are you of african descent?

[animeaddict509]

Hahaha Mega Milk, I remeber that doujin.

[Madooblerxsauce]

BITCHES N WHORES

[Madooblerxsauce]

i know that feel bro.

[LordKamina100]

Otaku level:99

[FromTheHell666]

So good to see no one loves my Hakase :33

inb4 hipster

[Lewsical]

You should put these in the music category so I can spam them on trackswap.

[CraftingPansy]

Funny only on the condition that the lyricist isn't serious.

[WaterCow12]

@CraftingPansy He's VERY serious.

[Lewsical]

@CraftingPansy Waifu's are serious business.

[DorfMcAxebeard]

@CraftingPansy You must be new here.

Have a coupon.

[RolfChristin]

I'd have no qualms about drinking a G&T with Kenshiro.

[almostRANDOM]

@unoriginaltripcode yes.

[Kelsemir]

It's almost February, guys...

[yatayatayata]

Turn on transcribe audio... 0:18

Enjoy

[roneryanon]

@yatayatayata

lol'd hard

[adsim92]

@yatayatayata

My fucking sides.

Oh Jesus Im in tears.

[NguyenCharles]

Captions please

[TheKsalad]

I'm playing this on my wedding

>getting married

[ninjomaniac]

2:07 Fuck off, Blanka's MY waifu!

[loverofpeoplez]

I wanna make an AMV of this song!!! :P

[boxerandsleeve]

9 months later, all our waifus give birth soon.

[BassGosple]

Rolo... Y U RUIN THIS VIDEO FOR ME?!

[QuickBlackFoxx]

0:31

Minna

Mein waifu

[TheKsalad]

@QuickBlackFoxx Mah nigga.

[deathray797]

i know which anime 95% of the girls come from. woot.

[MiracleElixir]

I support this because it saves real girls from these types!

[EnteiFled]

@MiracleElixir ENJOY YOUR FLAWS.

I'LL BE OVER HERE WITH MY FLAWLESS DRAWN WOMEN,TEARS,AND LUBE.

[gunslingerflaw]

true story bro 

[DarkNekoLucy]

2d > 3d

[Schylige]

Who is the girl at 1:00? She looks really familiar..

[Ciczas]

@Schylige pico from boku no pico

[Schylige]

@Ciczas Not the guy lol the girl when he says "Or has a giant rack"

[Ciczas]

@Schylige pico from boku no pico

[Miriromi13]

@Schylige A simple googling of "Megamilk" would have the first result being what you seek. But for the sake of saving time I'll just say she is from a doujin called “Tiny Boobs Giant Tits History” by Shiden Akira

[GabrielCorpsegrinder]

Haru ~

[Ciczas]

So who's your waifu, ronery?

[DesuLuckyStar]

I must know the name of the epic 3D glasses guy at 1:37.

[CopyrightPropaganda]

Kamina waifu.

[rizzlecorn]

This video is most popular with:

Gender Age

Male 18-24

Male 25-34

Male 13-17

lol.

[c3m3nth3ad]

Saw Taokaka and giggled.

[MaishidaSakusei]

Love this so much.

[UreksatheJade]

Witches and Lores

[CaptainKacknup]

2:22

I love Sergeant major derpadoo

[TheBozoBrothers]

Holy fuck /a/, this is a new low.

[alphaotakux]

Sadly this is true. Real girls only are bitches and whores.

[UndergroundLiberate]

3D will always be bitches and whores.

Deal with it, 3D sluts.

[Arkenarge]

:I i feel so sad inside..... *hugs pillow with anime chick on it*

[bIuecrimson]

that was awesome

[TheDoogieHowser]

>Angel Beats

>Strike Witches

>Madoka

>How I Met Your Mother

Have my babies.

[Dan1104xv]

To score a girl may be just fine, BUT I'D RATHER LOVE THE 2D KIND!

[CoobieIncubator]

QB is the best waifu

[hyenateethx]

Some cunt stealing my Len?

[Hatterific]

Hahahaha But I have a 3d 2d waifu now. lol

[DMG125]

2D Waifu > 3D

[TheMightyCannabis]

ಢ◡ಢ

[darklink223456]

+ infinite internetz

[thedoom523]

Oh /a/ you are loved.

Love,

/v/

[sora011994]

I feel a little ashamed at how many of those screens I recognized.

[nachotee]

@sora011994 You know? I was actually thjinking the same thing

I'm in no way ashamed, but it was kinda surprising, you kinda get that feel of "Maybe I watch too much anime.."

[sora011994]

@nachotee MKaybe ashamed wasn't the right word. It's a mix of slight shame and major surprise.

[DarkDreth]

This makes me want to get a waifu. lol

[assholemon]

would you pick a tsundere girl or a yandere girl and why?

[xXbutters1234]

@assholemon Tsundere because I'm a sucker ;_;

[lotud8]

@assholemon Tsundere definitely. First off, there's no danger of me getting killed by the girl if I so much as take a glance at another female. Secondly, after you break through their shell and they find the courage to be comfortable around you, Tsundere girls are priceless, and believe it or not, love you as much as any Yandere.

And the third reason, is my famous quote, The stronger the Tsun, the sweeter the Dere.

[assholemon]

@lotud8 definetly agree on the first point,on the second point you have to be pacient to be with tsunderes (amirite?).

Anyway thank you for your opinion

[Ultimaniacx4]

I thank you roneryanon. After hearing this song, I feel like I can die without regrets.

[pinballwizardMF]

Seeing horo and celty in this made me happy

[bladecrusher01]

faggots. Goddammit /a/ I just lost hope in whole 4chan.

[cronosson]

@bladecrusher01 You clearly didn't browsed /tgl/.

[sonny0jim]

Sure in real life i would say "I prefer to be able to be myself without anyone questioning me, herp derp, bullshit, herp" But really, I know I want someone to understand me, and me be able to talk to someone, but no one has given me the chance to open up to them.

[ELITEHAMSTER123]

Is it wrong that I can name almost every waifu in this video?

[XNoobtasticX]

@ELITEHAMSTER123 yes, you should be able to name ALL of them

[ELITEHAMSTER123]

@XNoobtasticX Isnt it kinda like cheating on someone elses waifu?!?!?! O.o

[BaalThondral]

Is it gay when i say that i really like your voice?

[pjotrkiller]

Amazing dude :D

lmao Keima and Kyubey as waifus, I remember those pics xD

[roneryanon]

@vampirechibiofreno

You talking shit about my waifu? Them there's fightin' words 'round these parts.

[vampirechibiofreno]

@roneryanon why cant my waifu be a pony >:

[Joel354vanfanel]

@vampirechibiofreno A pony can't be a waifu.

[MrFakeGangster]

Amazing.

[myaccount4favorites]

Bros before hoes.

[upbeatanime]

who sings this?

[roneryanon]

@upbeatanime

Me.

[upbeatanime]

@roneryanon your amazing, i want to see moar (of your waifu's body)

[ShadowRyuo]

@roneryanon

WHAT ?????

Dude that is so awesome!

I would pay for this epic Song ^-^

2D FTW !!!!!

[thebarnar]

@MrBACONLUBE1

>Fapping to your waifu.

ARE YOU INSANE!?

[Beatnaut]

Nice video

[Kazisho]

OK Guy is not a meme, you fail.

[beastpimpreborn]

lawl

[FullmetalMS]

I lost it when the awakened Evangelion 01 flashed on screen.

[Cainus44]

2:42

Manliest waifu ever.

[DemiiDemon]

I don't know if I should be crying or laughing.

[supafly345]

Its like masturbating to a really sexy electrical socket.

[faeryshivers]

This is an appropriate cultural response to feminism.

[oogaboogan]

This is very, very sad. Very, very lonely.

[TheAbominableDr]

This video is depressing me. . .

[NexusofAvalon]

We 3D guys cannot tolerate your singing.

[Ciaco1996]

When i read the comments I realize das that you post is very very sad !?

[SuperAwyeah]

I'll just stick to fucking cheerios tyvm. I love the way my seamen mixes perfectly into the milk, and then I like to eat the cheerios.

My jizz gives them kind of a salty, buttery, taste. It's so fantastic.

[roneryanon]

@SuperAwyeah

Quit it, will ya? You're making my mouth water.

[SuperAwyeah]

@roneryanon ;)

[MrSinlock]

I think i need to disagree with the message of the film.

A Harvard Medical study showed that 3D "Fun parts" are not capable of interacting with 2D "Fun Parts"

i.e. The Round Peg will not fit in Slot B, and Tab A is not likely to satisfy Round Hole.*

* note: people who prefer Round Peg + Tab A or Slot B + Round Hole interactions were not taken into account in this study.

[TheIDCLeader]

@MrSinlock >Implying that people with waifus want sex from their waifu.

[bubby963]

Epic song. P.S. What is the anime at 1:48? :)

[doggytown123]

@bubby963 Boku no Pico.

[bubby963]

@doggytown123

why thank you kind sir

[Schylige]

@bubby963 Cromartie Highschool

[Kholdstare1987]

I just love the sentence: "Bitches and Whores will hate and groan, but who cares we are forever alone". That sentence alone defines the entire existence of our being.

[specter707]

I can never be this hardcore. Should I feel shame or elation? It is time to genuflect.

[Spartan117A1]

2:31

Fucking PRICELESS

[Alyajfan10]

Good lord.

[MentalMCRFanatic]

Fuck yes.

[blackhorror12]

bitches and whores

[YourLatinLover69]

I have a waifu. Whatcha gonna do bout it?

[Htnax]

I sure love delicious DFC chests, especially when they're flat.

[Swaitis]

2:31 roflolmfao

[DNAdrianMorris]

My eyes, theres something in them.. ;_; *Clench fist with pride*

[77GunsarfuN77]

Rei. <3

[darksagerk]

My ears ;_;

[diegoivbe]

>Rin

Houki and Cecilia need love too.

[sexykatie90]

thumbs up if you liked this 3D Can't Beat A Waifu

[EltBerserker]

why

love,

/sp/

[neverhoodyn]

I'm pretty sure you pronounce it waif-uh, not wai-fu

[Entareh]

@neverhoodyn That is actually completely wrong. It is indeed Wai-fu.

[onemillionthhokage]

@neverhoodyn

The point of the mispelling is so it looks Japanese. Going by the Japanese pronunciation, it would be:

Aw-ee-foo

or:

Waw-ee-foo

In other words, you're both wrong, but roneryanon is closer.

[simpsonhead3]

We just have one too many dimensions

[mysteryman3666]

dont get serious you guys, this video is only for a laugh... hahahah

[ZombieSlayer54]

@mysteryman3666

What the fuck are you talking about?

[mysteryman3666]

THE HECK!?



[assholemon]

i still don't have a waifu

[OpusMioda]

FOREVER ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;_;

[Xx0wn15xX]

Never change /a/, Never change.

[LordBelial2223]

Girls, girls, stop fighting. You're both faggots.

[KidKuroba1]

@DemonTools777

I was joking, not being serious. Don't you knw the bloody difference or are you so stupid that you have to go out and call everyone ''faggot''.

[Coinman121]

any reason why there were about 15 dudes in the montage at 2:05 ?

[sojiro856]

@Coinman121 I guess 3D men can't be a husbando as well? I think this song is dedicated to husbando and waifu, but waifu is used, because most of /a/ are guys.

[BunnaySango]

How disgusting.

[KidKuroba1]

@DemonTools777

What's your problem retard ?

[DemonTools777]

@KidKuroba1

Go for both?

No self respecting man cheats on his waifu

[KidKuroba1]

''I don't want a 3D pig disgusting slut''

Ouch. Someone has bad memories of girls. Why can't he just go for both.

[DemonTools777]

@KidKuroba1

Same reason you're a faggot

[sojiro856]

@KidKuroba1 Cheating on your waifu is a no no. 

[AllOtherToasters]

"Or a slut that needs plenty of cocks"

*Pic of Yuki*

That, sir, is an act of war.

[mementomori39]

No seriously. Why are you so awesome?

[hwut]

animay

[Replicante05]

I miss my daily waifu threads.

People, unless you have a dynamic IP, if you try trolling /v/ with dragon dildos, don't do it, even if they love dragon dildos for some reasons, the mods will ban you for 1 month, so don't do it.

[BlankaScrub]

my face when my husbando and I show up at 2:08