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  • having passed, these are quite cool, this guy would've been really helpful before taking my test lol... (okay the way he says 'pupils' is quite funny, but not the highlight of the video)

  • This is very helpful thank you.

  • You would be a great voice actor lol

  • Pupils. He's saying PUPILS. Like students? He's Nigerian and that's what students are called in Africa and Europe. His accent just makes it sound different.

  • @pajamagirl123 We know!

  • @mozzajunior We? Are you the spokesperson for 64 thousand other viewers?

  • @pajamagirl123 Calm down, I'm just saying it's obvious that it's because of his accent. I guess people are just having a laugh about the way he says it. I find his videos useful so don't get so defensive, lol.

  • Very helpful , thankyou!

  • has any1 taken any tablets like kalms to help??

  • Thanks for sparing out time to make this video.Very kind of u.

  • got my driving test in 2 hours, took kalms but fuck i cant feel the difference, nervous as hell!!!

  • in the car with somone strange

  • "Grabbin' poopeelz"

  • number tree.

  • can never understand why someone is nervous about a driving test ?? if you fail you fail , take it again ..its NOT the end of the world. ffs .. there are more things to be nervous about in life ...

  • Samuel you are a racist cunt shut yer moof

  • METH CALMED MY THE FUCK DOWN OH YEA

  • Option  3 ~ Drugs.

  • This guy's a legend what with Poopils, the screeching brakes at the end for added confidence and I know where to go if I want to know what it feels like to have someone strange in the car. I hope he's still instructing! Just stop taking the Botox so you can blink.

  • I've got my test on wednesday.. cant wait to be a poopoo in the waiting room!

  • Ima take my lambo to try to pass my test

  • loool this blokes a cunt

  • poo pills? I don't know people's nerves were THAT bad

  • later , I found out that all instructors & examinors are crooks . 

  • how can this instructor who passed his licence in his homeland country nigeria where there are no lanes ,no road markings , no traffic signs manage to drive in the uk while most learners find it difficult to pass their uk licence ? driving is easy ,only, instructors & examinors make it more difficult .xxxx

  • @samuel2010923

    Didn't he have to pass a UK test also?

  • Before the Poo Poo's get into the car <3

  • 1ST time failed for looking to much in my mirrors and they told me i should drive a little bit more faster because i was to slow

    2ND time i failed because i drove to fast???

    ALL THOSE INSTRUCTORS ARE A-HOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @whiteshadow2k1 thanx

  • passed mine yesterday!

  • @shybaby28k Congratz! ^^

  • POOOOPILLLS??1

  • @dravidr007 LOL. You're so wrong lol.

  • wtf is a poopiul??? can u please say PUPILS!!

  • poopls hehe... my first test i didnt even get to drive!... thay came out looked at my instructors car and found a Nail in the tyer!. so i payed all that money and didnt even get to start the engine!!... What a rip off!. my next test is in 2 hours!!! NERVS ARE KICKING IN!

  • @russflyin hahahahha a nail! that's some luck! hope you pass soon.

  • This guy would make me shit myself. Some of these instructors are so strict and intense, they make people nervous before they even switch the engine on.

    Honestly, me and my instructor just used to talk about women and beer on every lesson. It was totally chilled and really cool. When I fucked something up, he would literally say "dude you've totally fucked that up", but that was alright because that's how real people actually talk to each other.

    I passed first time with 5 minors.

  • ha ha ha

  • Anyone ever watched the peep show. You'll know what i'm saying :)

  • @Gelboy312 lmaoooooo i knew there was something familiar about these vids!!! hhahaha

  • He always wishes us good luck at the end then you hear a braking sound, as if someone were just about to have an accident LOL.

  • "It will give you an idea of what it's like to be in a car, with someone strange, asking you to do exercises" LOL!

  • wtf is poopyls? 

  • I failed my first test yesterday and I am now more confident about my next attempt because I know what to expect.

  • pop a 2mg Xanax bar right before the test, it will calm your nerves ... trust me

  • poopyls

  • "poopy-ils" hahahahahah!!!!!!! lmaooooooo!!

    This is instructor is good, hes very straight forward and firm, my instructor chats on the phone while i drive LOL!

  • @deeagnol

    Your instructor is breaking the law then me thinks.

  • Ya man

  • i found a spliff before i took my test realy helped.

  • He's a topLAD for doing this. :)

  • lol poooooooop illzzzzz ... somebody needs to download the vids of this guy, and remix them into a music video of him saying 'poopilz' I'd tell /b/ about this, but they'd find his numberon his site and the guys just trying to make a living... lol the music vid of 'poop illz' could be number 1 in the charts at christmas.

  • nostrils

  • you can see he has had the shittest poopils available....poor guy probably has to teach chavs and wasteman how to drive all day long.

  • "Check out today's clip!" - cue boring clip where nothing happens, and will be the same tomorrow.

  • b4 the poooo pee alls get in the car LMAO

  • Everybody say TELEPROMPTER!

    (or something similar lol)

  • i like dis gay... his advices are really good and very helpful...

  • This advice is no good take your videos of youtube!

  • I really think this black guy here is very kind. He is actually posting vids here for you guys to listen at.. tips.. vid clips.. you should be grateful.. not sayingh e had to poo what the fuck? Low levels.

  • @MrThaiko Why the hell did you call him 'this black guy'?

  • @JustJonny1973 Are you a racist or something? I'm white... o holy fuck, are you white? hahahaha, your white!!!......... I don't know his name, of this person that actually are teaching and helping you guys here... For all I know, this ...teacher.. can use someone else's youtube account.. but what's wrong? r u blind or something?

    ohh.. I'm old.. ... hahahaha, your old!!!! hahahahah............... Racisms only got those thought.. if they see someone say black/white/red...... Stop post shit dude

  • @MrThaiko I've read what you've written several times and I have no idea what you're talking about. How the hell did you come to the ridiculous conclusion that I'm racist when you were the one that called referred to this man as 'this black guy'? Perhaps you missed your medication today or something. Who knows.

  • @JustJonny1973 Jesus... big deal... Well, answer me, Do you Disagree That this man in the video is NOT a black guy? >.> dude who cares about skin colours? We use adjectives to become more presicely.. Lose it dude...unless u wanna fight about nothing.

  • @MrThaiko I agree with MrThaiko to be honest.. :-) no offence.

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  • @MrThaiko Why the hell did you call him 'this black guy'?

  • Sholao. This are good advice. I'm having my first test next monday. I'm not nervous about it but i'm trying not to be over confident.

  • i dont want poo poo in my car!!!!thats what it sounded like he said at the end

  • "it will give you an idea of being in a car with some one strange asking you to do set exercise's," okay i'll go find a prostitute

  • smoke weeed pooopils smoke weed

  • how do i know when you shud turn in a reverse around a corner

  • "being in the car with someone who is strange"

  • one of best medication I have found is- propranolol its a beta blocker thats used for anxiety and it can slow your heart rate down...my GP prescribed it for me.

  • To view a full 40 minute HD practical driving test visit our channel.

  • Good advice!

  • 2:41 (Pupils) He says pupu lol

  • GIMME SOME WEED, THAT DO IT 4 MEEEEE LOL :D

  • poopils lool :p... thanks btw ukadi i just passed 2day.. thought i was gna fail.. was so panicky.. left leg on clutch wanted to dance instead of stay still as my brain told it to.. so evryone1 taking a test, dw, if you think you fail just carry on.. you probably have passed. ;)~

    D

  • '' wit somebody who is strrange '' hahaha

  • remediiieesss !!!

  • My test is five left turns then and up hill park and drive back, my friends was for h to drive around the DMV, god I love Illinois

  • Today i had my first driving lesson in germany with a manuell car, i had my nerves under control in every situation. Thanks to god and your videos. they are apreciated.

    Thank you Mr sholao.

  • i find putting smartie tubes on cats legs calm me down, if im really stressed i make them go down the stairs.

  • @sneakymw2kill

    LMAO im gonna try that

  • @sneakymw2kill holy fuck man i lold so hard

  • @sneakymw2kill OMG, I dont know about calming me down (Got Test Tmz) But Ive just been crying Laughing when I read This!

    Im goin have to try it, lol.

  • yeah, go to the health professional and hit them up for some vals if ur nervous before the test!hahaha............. ok he didnt say that he said calms but whatever, he still cracks me up!

  • 2:43 HA HA

  • lol the best part was go in test centre 2-3 days b4 your test and sit and watch examnier call peoples name. lol who gona do that.

  • ROBOT! I... WILL... FAIL ....YOU!!!

  • he said poopills and poopoos!!

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  • I found that a bottle of Jack Daniels helped with my driving test nerves ;)

  • @hurtylfc rofl!

  • @hurtylfc LOL nah some good weed will help calm the nerves :)

  • thanks i hope

  • I have my driving test in 2 weeks and I get soo nervous when I sit in my instructors car now, I put the clutch in with my left leg and and it has a life of its own and has a spaz attack, it starts to shake terribly :( ...

    any suggestion poopoos?

  • did he say poo poo's?

  • passed with directdriveonlinedotcom

  • I failed today. Im so fucking mad.. jesus christ .... i started the car and ran with the emergency break on lmao

  • lmao hope you you pass next time. i got mines tomorrow :(

  • Did u pass it?!

  • noo i failed. cocked up on parallel parking. and good luck mate with yours :)

  • that sux man, keep it up! i just passed mine today on 2nd try, yay!

  • did u pass?

  • keep on at it. you will pass

  • Thanks! im taking another class this sunday.. prolly will take the exam on tuesday... YIKES! im scared

  • I passed!! yayy!!! thx for ur coment!

  • well done.need to book mine asap

  • i have test march 2. wish me good luck

  • @MsKabota Good luck. youll pass ^^

  • "with someone who is strange" HAHA! genius!

  • @ZakiTemple smoke some pot to calm you down!

  • i find when im relaxed i drive much better than when im tired,stressed or nervous.but i havent tried kalms

  • bought some kalms if it works n i pass ill crack a wank

  • lol i got some kalms aswell

  • @TheRIO1991

    I used Kalms and if you take about 3 at once it worked for me but generally it's a placebo.

  • i failed first time but got my second one today. so scared. x

  • damn I hope you passed, how was it?? I got my second one tomorrow lol

  • i failed again haha... i've been getting lessons from two instructors now. it really helps getting two different points of views. so do that if you fail loads like me! hehe goodluck

  • Oh damn!

    I passed my second time lol.

    Just focus, and do everything right, give it 110&% and let me know how u get on.

  • @lunacywishes123 did you pass?

  • my test not tomora but the next day wow its nerve racking isnt it lol :s

  • OMG!!! Sounds like Mr. T !!! xDDDDD

  • "medication before driving"?! Never heard so much rubbish in all my life, never take any medication unless you are sure and it says on the instructions that it safe to do so when driving. Bring a lucky charm instead!!

  • "unless you are sure and it says on the instructions that it safe to do so when driving"

    That's why he recommended asking a doctor or pharmacist, didn't he? So you know what is and what isn't safe to take before getting behind the wheel.

  • Trust my mate did it woke up in the mornin had a full breakfast and some calms relaxed then went out practising driving before his test and passed with only one minor...

  • Got my test in just over a hour, thanks for this vid!

  • did you pass . mine is tomorrow lol

  • No I didnt, but my 2nd one is tomorrow also! Good luck :)

  • i passed mine with 9 minors lol good luck for tomorrow

  • Passed with 4 minors =D Thanks

  • did you pass??

  • Yup, and been driving for a few weeks now :)

  • hi well dine in passiing. what is the easyiest test route mill hill broadway or pinner please help test is coming up soon

  • I listen to you on this video And it makes me feel glad I have left the profession. e.g if you are nervous about any manourevere you are not ready for your test. Complete rubbish And also talking about getting prescribed medicines before driving Is a big no no to anyone I know. I expect you are one of these people that makes pupils have 40 hours of lessons For no other reason than your own finances. From personal experiance people learn more after there test than before. whatever instructor.

  • dude you are very helpful thanks i got my test in two days :(

  • got mine in 2 days as well,, this monday,, tell me how urs went and good luck

  • How'd it go? Mines in a couple of days now :D

  • did u pass

  • Many thanks for the video. I have my test in two days, fingers crossed I will do okay =]

  • smoke a spliff its been tested on fifth gear as it helps you calm down and concertrate more lol =]

  • 2.30 maybe a couple of beers before?

  • i thought that :P

    he said couple of days

  • I passed my test on Monday the 10th of August.The two manouver's I did where, 3 point turn and reverse parking.Thank God I didn't do reverse around the corner.

  • nerves is the main thing espically when thiers someone next to you and even though you can do a monovior 100percent good when your nervese its diffuclt

  • poo pills

  • apparently, thats what they call examinees in the UK

  • 1.35 weed?

  • i think everybody was thinking that :P

  • this guy is serious he helpd me alot

  • im sure he did but im having a hard time understanding a british accent can you tell me how to get rid of being nervous

  • i thought that he said for the last 1 have a few beers to get rid of the nerves lol

  • nobody is going to sit in the driving test centre when they're not even doing a test..

  • I think his point is that if your nervous, its helps to know whats going to happen instead of sitting there thinking about all the unlikley bad things that can occur. when you know what is going to happen and you have prepared for it, its easier to calm your nerves and i think that is his point. Although i would agree sitting in driving test centre or 'DMV' is somewhat boring unless your there is to do something.(hell its boring even when your there to do something)

  • oh i understand now, i might do this tomorrow then as im really nervous for my test on monday :(

  • damn i gotta take it tomorrow

  • me 2. good luck :)

  • lol reverse round the corner i really am not prepared for

  • OK, Im a doctor. To feel nervous on a Driving test is perfectly normal. KNOW YOUR CAR, Have good spacial awareness. And if you make a mistake, never dwell on it. take a deep breath and move on, observing the enviroment around you. Remember, the examiner doesnt want to fail you. And your not awarded points for special driving, just penalised for unsafe driving. But most of all, Enjoy your drive. Keep both hands on the wheel and you should be grand. Good luck!

  • this guys useful

  • This instructor is fantastic, he is instructor and at the same time he is teaching those dump instructors who do not know what they saying.

  • "The poo poos" ???

  • DRINK ANTI-FREEZE

  • Nerves and adrenaline is good in certain doses... It is natures way of making you slow down and be cautious.. It's also a great feeling coming down from that stage when you pass the test.

  • SCHFFFF 'round the corner

  • when im nervous i like to down a bottle of vodka it works really well in the driving situation

  • lol it would be funny if during the test you have a bottle of vodka in the cup holder and ask the examiner to pass it to u.

  • Thank you Sholao for your hard work and for sharing these tips and videos. I've found them really helpful.

  • Nice Instructing But Your Face Is A Bit Dual Look Happy=]

  • in the car with somebody who is strange....damn right , thats how i feel lol

  • LOL

  • fucking round-abouts. did he just say "ppl'