Crazy Bus Drivers.

[Keegan267]

The worst two experiences is: #1: I was in Adelaide with my Dad one day and we when we got on the bus we got to our seats and then the cock sucker Bus Driver pulled on the breaks and me and my dad got whiplash and then my dad said: Fucking stupid cunt so everyone could hear him it was funny as lol. And the second was me and my dad were driving throw Adelaide what happened to you Fluffee happened to use the fucking Bus Driver didn't even look for people passing him he just pulled out. Fuck Fagit

[exploz2]

tell as something about your job, then I will record similar video about your profession and abuse ya as much as i can

[Lego5824]

cow tipping isnt cool anymore now its called smart car tipping

[pclark76]

SOOOOOOOOO! cute!

[408xSP33DYx408]

663 people are bus drivers or they just really fffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat....

[lolol877]

I HATE FUCKIN BUSSS GOD

[maggie2941]

ROFL TAGS

[TotallyTori01213]

some person i knew got seriously injured by getting hit by a bike in a smart car... :(

[AmericanPatriot1994]

Bus drivers make Kitties cry :'(

[MrMaichoda]

hahaha you guys are all chumps, if you have a problem with the bus system and it seems to be a problem everyday , than why take the bus? take a fucken cab or buy a car, and ya if your sittin here sayin oh no I cant afford it, or theres no parking in downtown...than tough ! shut the fuck up and listen to the fat bus driver

[Circatat]

you just became our new BUS DRIVER! =D

[adamisnerdy]

drown in the airbag :)

[Music98Freak]

Once I was on a bus and we stopped at a bus stop and this older man took a while to get on the bus and the bus driver was so mean! he told the guy (who had a grocery bag full of fish) "if you took any longer your fish would have rot" how rude!

[AyashaYumi]

HA!

I was riding in DC and the bus went for a turn. Bitch fucking hit me.

[GOODBYEMILEYWORLD]

God sounds like my bus driver and HER fat hangs over the sent and her boobs hang down to her lap

[MrRegmombassa]

I'm a nice, friendly bus driver, and agree that some are assholes.

[mrfixed2]

I get on the bus in the morning and say hi to the bus driver and he says hello f***ing random kid!

[kennabanana]

there were 661 bus drivers watching this

[oOoDancingAngeloOo]

Well my school bus driver is fucking awesome

[matanuialive2010]

you think smart cars are dangerous

search up the Peel P50 its the worlds smallest production car

its so small that it only has 3 wheels, it has the engine from a petrol powered scooter and when you park it up you can pull it around behind you like a wheeley golf bag

[enamis1]

660 people are fat busdrivers

[rexsa66]

i know a joke to tell to bus drivers:

you enter the bus and say :

-How much does the bus to (a city or a stop) costs??

he tells you the price

and you answer:

-OK then clear the bus i'm buying it. XDD

( if its not funny to you don't place rage comments ok? good)

[stevenxbox360playsta]

I THINK SMART CARS DO HAVE ROLL CAGES 

[rexeboygranville]

you're very funny, and I suppose you also complain if the bus is 30 seconds late. Idiot!

[scottontario]

yeah um as a big person (as you say fat person) I really take offence to this video! your other stuff is funny but insulting a rude person is one thing. but fat people hit by car.. may eat it WTF? dude not funny!

[tzukitoe]

@scottontario Its Hilarious.

[sadworld23]

fatass get out of the way!!!!!........ *BUMP* OMG OMG.GLURP MMMM HUMAN.WHAT ARE U DOING??? *CHOMP* HMMMM HUMAN OOOH CHOCOLATE *chomp* mmmm car.

[TheLEGOVlogger]

The 658 peeps hatin' this are bus drivers.

[gunny556fly]

ummmm the smart car is like a cage! but not going to be much for a monster truck or tank which ever i can get quick acces to.

[Starwarsdawg]

my school bus wont stop at my house- in the middle of nowhere (my house is) if i'm not out side by the time the bus gets there

[theMrsTomKaulitz483]

my backpack got stolen on a bus.... i had my ID in it and everything!! and they didnt even check... got the backpack back... with out everything but my ID!!!!!! WTF!

[Solar2685]

Bus drivers are such assholes. Happens everyday, another driver throws some unlucky person to the floor.

[suicune95]

omg someone I know was on this school bus with a child molester. He told him he was "Watching his seat in particular." and a buch of other pedophile 'pick up lines'

[santimetur2]

that level of fat is called DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

[jeffemock]

your hot

[dogramia]

im scared when i get on a school bus. what if they were a pedophile who kidnapped everyne and raped everyone one by one

[ErIcAAAx10]

see, my dad is a bus driver and did u ever come to the thought that the people on the bus are being pricks? my dad tells me tons of stores where he has to shut his mouth and suck it up like when he got call a white mother fucker/ he told me how he wanted to beat the shiyt otta him. give bus divers some credit they gotta put up with a lot. oh an they move into the same lane because they know tiny cars are going to move lol. :D

[eggsalad774]

smart cars are stronger than that mercedes makes them its a solid steel frame thing the car is basically a roll-cage and there actually pretty roomy inside

[Grimreaper905]

He wasn't just fat, he was ffffffffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaatttttt.

[jordonswannguitar]

lmao i love videos like this :D!

[cerezsis]

I had this bus driver once who yelled at me because I licked my candy cane too pointy, or whatever. IT WAS A FUCKING CANDY CANE! It's not like I was going to use it to stab anyone! Now that i think about it, I should have used it to stab him. He was an ass anyways.

[Lavourrin]

I remember I was in a bus while winter. And on busstop, the bus driver didnt want to open doors for me, coz he didnt want to let the cold in... Well, I was pissed off, but eventually he let me out. And you know what? He was also fat! Fat ppl are assholes :<

[Arexsis]

Who are you?

[suicune95]

like a really bad bus driver wasnt my bus driver but they were someone i knews bus driver in second grade. he was really fat ass and on the bus he'd smoke like anything he smoked ciggaretts weed and he'd drink. YOUR DRIVING A FUCKING BUS DUDE WHY THE HELL ARE YOU DRINKING! also my third grade bus driver would jam the brakes on busy streets and make us drive our heads into the seats. i think i actually have a small crack in my skull from her... i hit the metal once...

[Katie2Igls]

my school bus drivers stalks me. like she actually started going to my church and stuff to see me more often.

[2009jimmy2009]

SMART CARS HAVE AN EXCELLENT SAFETY RATING, JUST CHECK THE NET!

[whitezombie00]

@2009jimmy2009 And you should check your Caps Lock key next time...

[JRWilliamson0722]

Dude, like a month ago there was this guy who was in a smart car and died because he got rear ended by a pickup truck.

[inkkang]

Rollcage FTW!!!

[TheOhyea12345]

hahaahahahaha lmfao!!!! fat ppl eating cars XD

[tsukai4iraishi]

once when i was on a bus everyone was yelling and the bus driver turned around and screamed "IF YOU ALL DONT SHUT UP I WILL CRASH THIS BUS AND YOU ALL WILL DIE!!!" everyone shut up tho

[breezeman120]

this video is one of your best.

[tcbook]

check out vids by tcbook,

[c5rep0rter]

sigh... fat jokes...

[TeeHeegirl17]

ahahahah "u just became ur new bus driver.

[Amey2810]

I dont take buses but i saw this bus driver once and he looked like he should be driving a Harley Davidson not a school bus

[warrilove]

air bags dont actual stay up for that long they go up and down befor you can even blink

[sailormalo]

I would think that it was awesom, if i could destroy a car with my boddy! and by the way, i HATE bus drives too

[STMclassic]

i know bus drivers most are douches but there are many nice ones lol cant wait till im a bus driver

[sydneybo1056]

iwanna see 2 smart cars in a accident :]

[hannahfan142536987]

I would kill people...

[gizmona11]

im fat and that was uncool but still funny

[OrestisMars]

Smart is just a armchair with wheels!

[ThisIsRicCartman]

European technology is waaaaaaaay better just take our cars as an example.

[messerschmitt1955]

you are such an idiot!!!smart cars have a roll cage-and 2 or 4 airbags...there you smart american...check out your own stuff like neon "lunchboxes"or sunfires which are really junk to start with.having worked in canada quite a time i am able to compare european quality to american and no mather what you take....houses,cars,hydro,you´­´ll never reach our standards....sorry buddy

[Gadgeteer123]

Actually smart cars are very safe, I don't like them, but i have seen crash test videos, and they car holds up better than most other cars.  They even went to the extreme and tested it at 70mph and they could still open the doors.

[koatick]

U STFU BUS dRIVERS ARE ASSHOLES some bus drivers just see a group of kids and speed on by some people have to get off theyre like fuk u i want his thing to end BUS DRIVERS ARE COMPLETE DOUCHE BAGS

[standardbp]

I hate bus drivers because the jewbag of a bus driver i could've had but didn't have because his old ass drove right past me, my friend was on the bus and he said that the bus driver said " that kid should've been more noticeable" what the hell was i supposed to do wear a neon jacket and wave my arms shit man im sorry i was standing where i was supposed to be picked up, but wasn't because your old ass couldn't see.

[360Warlock]

Fuck You !!! You Don't No What we go Thru !! As Bus Drivers You Just like the rest on The Outside looking in Untill you Do The Job PLEASE Includeing the Uploader Every body SHUT THE FUCK UP About Us Drivers IT's A ROUGH JOB BUT SOMEBODY's GOT TO DO IT

[JisatsuKing14]

This bus driver in my town once stopped at a busstop and whilst some old old old lady was about to get on he drove off at top speed.

[Chrisindapurplehouse]

Bus drivers r dicks they dont know the rules of the road or dont care being evil must be in the job description

[Animatorable]

i had a bus driver, She was a REAAAAAALY FAT woman with tattoos and has a twightlight poster at the front of the nus that says the cullens on it, she always says "HEY, no eatin on the bus" mean while she has chips or snacks or something just for her cause a person asked for a lolli pop and sshe said "no its mine!' thank god she is gone though!" (she retired)

[wolflythegreat09]

LOL love da end

[brian252582]

next off bus driver is the second most stressful job after airtraffic controller and third most dangerous after firefighter and police do your research and find out what its realy like to be a bus driver people take alot of you when you drive a bus

[bludman2]

@brian252582 all they seem to do the the students is swear at them.

[brian252582]

u haft 2 b crazy to b a busdriver realize what we haft to go through people call in and complain if we r 1min late and management will write us up we put up with rude and mean people who dont understand what we go through on a daily basis dont drive on the side of a bus or truck unless ur going to pass it with in a timely fashion next when u get on a bus ur posed to hold on at all time if u fall thats ur problem pregnant or not we as busdrivers go through alot of shit with no thanks

[burton3177]

lol

[country246]

hey i would feel pretty awesome if i could destroy a car with my body lol

[xterumixxkusunokix]

haha im not trying to be a prick, but i think people were actually smart when they designed a car that scary small. The roll cage is exactly designed so like a train or maybe 2 trains, what the hell 50 trains, can plough right into it at top speed and not kill the person=) sorry, i grew up with a crazy physics teacher who made us watch smart cars running into solid concrete walls=)

[country246]

coooool :D

[Kawasakiforlife7]

actually fluffee, smart cars are very safe, the fortwo (smallest of all smart cars) was tested and had better ratings in safety than an accord

[burple12345]

@beatlemainiaman

I no rite!!! Only at mu school they speed up so u have 2 wait 4 the entire train of buses 2 go.... N there's like 14 of them...then they gi slowly

[AresGodOfWar69]

when i was on my motobike (crappy half rusted shitbox) was going inbetween a bus and a car while the light was red and the bus driver noticed my so he started turning into me untill i got stuck with each side of my handlebars was touching somthing while i was smahin on the window of the bus but he just kept going and the car that i was up agianst was out the window sceamin at the bus driver and the carinfront of that was yellin at the busdriver then traffic started moving

[joshua200000]

they tested the smart car and crashed it at like 70 into a concreat road block the smart car came out better lol

[beatlemaniaman]

school bus drivers r even worse. when i get out of high school and i try to cross the street, the school bus' speed up to try and hit u, i even had to run once!!!!

[fordgtjr]

smartcars are actually really safe, do reach search be you bad mouth stuff. dick

[Ginge1919]

@fordgtjr first of all, he is making a joke. second, you do RESEARCH and learn to speak proper english. dick

[georgejelfs67]

ITS CALLED THE ITALINA JOB NOB

[Mrmilluh]

i meant bus

[Mrmilluh]

i ahd a substitue but driver in elementary school that pulled of the road every 2 seconds because ever one was being loud witch thats how it always is on a bus the only way he would stop polling over if everyone would stop talking

[XboxLiveSpartan001]

@Mrmilluh

sbstitue but driver? sounds so wrong...

[mykle100]

i had a bus diver that gave out cips and pop

[mayhemevolution]

i only took teh bus once in my life xD

[krustynails]

i hate it when the bus driver is an old lady :(

[Cosmic2013]

a busdriver at my school ran over our nurse's dog just to get to school. plowed right through and didn't even stop even though all the kids knew what she did. i call that insane

[soberhigh]

once a bus driver stopped the bus for 5min to get a dominoes pizza.

[BLAZINGFIRE40]

one time me and some friends were on the bus being loud and when we got off the asshole bus drver said to us "get of my fuckin bus" lol

[kalinga01]

@Gee1078 same thing happens to me cause i'm always taller than them. 5'10"

[chickenbutt860]

@Gee1078 No need to make fin of gays. God

[MrdirtyDREW]

is your ear pierced??

[xXsquishy420Xx]

ide rather drive myself around. woohoo i get my license back for the second time in 3 days

[maxvellxaus]

тупой американец

[timelordcreation]

Из Англии, и я думаю наиболее американских являются идиотов, но не этот парень

[KaXDrix]

French plz....

[llovicky]

Well asshole you could have let the bus in, if you have to speed to prevent a bus from getting in the lane. The driver has deal with assholes like you Goof!

[samitski]

your just stupid as hell :D

[MrHeavyMetalx]

i love ridiculously fat bus drivers, but they fat ass buss driver in my town is a nice guy..but hes like.....huge, like the xxxxl shirt still is tight...the fuckin 10 litre v10 diesel engine in that 80 person but, is probably struggling just to pull his fat ass around

[xterumixxkusunokix]

yeahh

my physics teacher loves showing a smart car rammed into a concrete wall at like, 120 km/hr

with absolutely no damage.

built in roll cage!

passenger compartment is pretty fucking strong! lol

[superlou1s]

smart cars are actually basically roll cages on wheels, they really are safer than hummers :P

(hummers cave in on your legs when hit from the front :D)

[biertier99]

Smart Cars are safe and sturdy I'd rather roll down a cliff in a smart car than some fat ass hummer thats gonna crush itself by its own weight

[laurenapplecomputer]

hahh i got in trouble at the bus cus me n mi frends we laughin

[mikerdoodle123]

actually, the smart cars special frame has the safety equivelent to rollbars

[101chocolaterox]

He wasent fat he was FAAAAT

[SomeOne247]

ROFLMAO This is gotta be the best Video Ever that he's uploaded! ahahaha Bus Drivers XD This is great!

[Mohamed518]

there was this this bus driver who was an asshole who got me to school 30min late when i use to get there 15min early

[fermerwuvu]

my school bus driver was a prick..he was kinda old.. like 50-60...but he was a prick 100%..

[geekgurl01]

I had a bus driver once who was really weird. He would always say "hi sweetie" when I got on the bus and "see you tomorrow" when I got off. He didn't say this to anyone else but me.

[themanyone]

My friend, B, was walking along and noticed a moose by the side of the road. The moose lowered his head and started charging. Then this bus came out of nowhere and bumped the moose in the rump! The moose turned around and just shook his head and walked off and my friend hurried home to change drawers.

[luvmybabezac]

one time on the bus some 1 accidentally leant on the emergency exit button thing and they didnt know they did it, and the bus driver had a spaz attack and started shouting at swearing at me and my frends and some other teenagers. it was totally fucked up.

[mybreakindawn]

Smart cars are one of the safest cars out there.

[jlogano20]

okay how about his

Smartcar Vs. Large HUMMER

whose gonna win??? Ask yourself that!!!!

[PRODVDi]

dude the damn body structure is a fancy rollbar

[MrChibi12345]

whach smart car crash

[Privatexkaboose]

i got a question how come almost all the people that own a smart car are fat?

[rivengle]

so they don't need seatbelts.

[Madtown45]

im pretty sure because they dont need seatbelts and when the crash they end up without a scratch n their body,cuz...ya know, there fat

[Radioactivefantasy]

1 public bus driver I had would be when I was almost late for school and he would always stop at Tim Hortons

[gunzpk3r]

bus drivers r mostly fuckos.

[911chriswhite]

i hate busses

[megasearch3]

the worst bus driver i had was probably this dude that yeled at you if you just laughed silently like you know when you cover your mouth to laugh he would yell at you for doing that and he made us pay up when we got on the bus and it was a school bus he said it was for gas but i saw him once stop and buy a bag of skittles

[fataxe1]

my bus driver is such a prick that she won't let you talk at a normal level of loudness, she tried to kick me off of the bus once, but i held onto the bumper, bitch say me in the mirror and sped up!

[wammybar23]

my bus driver hit one of my friends and tore his leg right off and she is still driving and her fucking fat sits over the seat and its hard to get by her. and her bus alway fucking stinks like pork chips. its retarded

[Slyanimationz]

Yes I believe you!

...

[BboyUBP]

Well just saying but a smart car is safer then you think =D It bounces off; check it out if you dont belive me (not saying its the safest...)

[rivengle]

and people bounce inside of it.

[wallruntube]

yeah i know i hate taking the bus

FUCK THE TTC

[MrSeanBinder]

this guys jokes arent jokes, hes just telling stories as they are, and theyre not funny stories, i dont see the point

[raphydoc]

ur so funny lol

[linkethan12]

hay... WAS UP??

[superkae16]

My bus driver is really nice but lmao that was funny. He wasnt fat he was FAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT

[shiverman121]

hahahahahahhahahahahaha

[TVWriterGuy]

my bus driver is fatter than your bus driver. ;-Q

[cupcakemonsta0908]

he wasnt just fat he was faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaat!

[GordanLabel]

the other day i went to get on the bus with my friend and the bus driver lokked at us smiled then kept going without letting us on

[gunnybunnyz12]

He'll see a smart car comin' at him and think its an Or'derve and eat it!

The airbag goes off and fills up the whole freakin car and you will like drown in the airbag!

XD

[cripplewoox]

ur a little faggot

[Samdoust7]

oh he is? that must a explain why this dude has 200,000 subscribers

[cripplewoox]

go play runescape dweeb n shut ur gob

[Samdoust7]

no ty mate, im quite capable of what i do without you telling me. and so what i play runescape? you were actually sad enough to check out my channel and diss me of something that's got nothing to do with the point? i think your the one who needs a life here my son.

[BadgerDuh]

Well Runescape is pretty gay.

[sarith321123]

Hmmm im not fat but I can destroy a car with my body :)

[thehoyos]

hes not just fat he was faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

[Bawbisfuckingmagic]

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aat lmao!!

[gigglbabii08]

lmfao

[Shnotia]

WTF, Calm youself!

[slevin1157]

dude calm down its just a video and its his opinion , and nobodys perfect therefore nobodys a perfacet driver

[VtFarmdude]

you are an ass ho__.... i am a bus driver. I have been driving comerciaL vehicles for 29 years. Busses for the last 8. I have seen far more idiots driving cars than i have driving busses. If you were in the left lane or right beside a bus and just sitting there did you ever think that maybe the bus because its so big might have a blind spot? Didnt your driving instructor ever teach you never to just sit beside a big comercial vehicle. If you got forced over you were probably at fault!

[legaeldan]

You are FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shadowblack1987]

Hey buddy, the only reason theirs more idiot automobile drivers is because theirs more cars.

The reason the video poster and other people are piss, is because theirs no mercy with a bus. That thing changes lanes into another car, its over for the passengers of the car.

The amount of times i had to change lane because some douchebag bus driver is changing lanes into mine is astronomical.

[DrummerTSherry]

he wasnt just fat..... he was FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT­TTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xCEREALzKILLERx]

actually smart cars are safe they are safer than a corvette

[sendvic12]

they have a rollcage to i think

[xCEREALzKILLERx]

no they dont since their made in germany their better

[HeavyDutyRoxxxtar]

ye man these busdrivers in my hood like as soon as you get on they floor it -.-

[puck88freak]

lol duuude smart cars pretty much ARE roll cages. theyre just a solid ball of metal, id be pretty damn comfortable crashing one of those suckas

[TAKmiester]

wat if you hit a fat person in the street? Your probably juust gonna die.... lol

[goodtobike]

haha faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

[jordanv78]

I hear ya about bus drivers, but put it into perspective Fluffee. If you worked as a bus driver, you would be an asshole too. I mean its easy to hate your job when you have to deal with traffic constantly, and drive people around that treat you like shit, smell bad, or any combination of the two, then throw in people trying to rob/hurt you and you have one shitty ass job.

[NickWilliam89]

whoa, how does smart cars have to do with bus drivers?

[Saviour86]

They both cars.