Chasing Amy--Jay and Silent Bob

[drewhadou]

my response to Bob: the only reason women go for "that" guy (the nice guy) is because women age, and after a certain age they realize that they can't get "THAT" guy (the douche) anymore. yesterday's slut is tomorrow's housewife chief, a horror called truth. LoL

[caltrof]

one bitch in the world, one bitch with many faces

[wrightylee1982]

ben assflick

[AmbitiousMOnkey1100]

silent bob speaks the truth!!!

[evildude298]

Why is Jay eating the salt?

[TheTrajan1980]

"Finger cuffs, your dating finger cuffs"....too fuckin' funny...any guy dumb enough to fall in love with a girl with a nickname like 'finger cuffs' deserves to be miserable....

[KellyGreen5555]

Ben Affleck is such a lunkhead.

[nasahomie]

Silent bob elbows jay, jay does a lil lunge, bob "do sumthin" continues on with the story lol

[cbaile]

"Having a little girl trouble."

"Bitch pressing charges?"

[XmorphinX]

i like the porn music in the background

[Cookster5]

Jay was a lot more aggressive back then, wasn't he?

[AkabaneKuroudo]

LOL

Jay: What's it like then?

Holden: Right, now? I dunno. I love her, ya know... but... she has a past.

Jay: I'll say, stuffing two guys, eating chicks out and s***... Hey, ya know, one time she had this dog---

Holden: Eat your f***ing bagel already and shut up!

xD!!!

[MmaSmarty87]

lol if my life was a movie id have Jay and Silent Bob in it as my spiritual guides...they would always have somethin funny to say even when they are serious

[ghostbuster56]

Yo Flo tell Mel to whip me up a toasted bagel with cream cheese and kiss my grits noooge

[Antonroxx]

i love how the hole time this deep conversation is happining jay is just rollin a blunt

[cvdqr]

KISS MY GRITS...NOOOOCH

[WetKant]

greatest movie of the 90s!

[abc1235222]

bob is so fucking badass... damn imean... damn... he speaks poetry.

[RipTheJacker0]

@chakkname

Do you know that for sure? Or were you just suggesting it? It's just an honest question. I don't know much about Jason Mewes, or Kevin Smith's personal lives and how much they have to do with drugs... But I'd like to.

[oldlonesomesong]

@RipTheJacker0

Mewes was high during the dvd COMMENTARY not the film.

That is according to both him and smith

[romas1995]

@oldlonesomesong mewes was high during all the vieaskewniverse films except from clerks 2 and i thing he is still clean.

[oldlonesomesong]

@romas1995

I know he has been clean since before clerks 2, that was why Smith said they filmed clerks 2 and still is.

[haproductions01]

snootchie bootchies.... who da fuck talks like that? that is fuckin' baby talk!

[ohwhatacereal]

@haproductions01 YOUR BABY TALK!

[chakkname]

jay was on heroin this film you can tell it here look how knoddy he is he can barely remember his lines!

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

It kind of works though.

[PachaTheGreat]

I love how Jay was like "Who the fuck talks like that? That is fucking baby talk!" Jay always says snootch or something snootch related xD

[SoloPiensoEnLaVagina]

My Name is Earl!!

[lifesblood]

Does bob say "she was a girl." or "she was the girl." ????

[guitar19904]

NOOCH

[winkaholic]

Wow that's some true shit!

[chickhazzard]

yep do or do not there is no try!!!

[cvdqr]

Lol....Jay eating sugar

[jshrubz]

Jay's just sitting there breaking down a gar and rolling a blunt the whole time lol

[cheerless3]

I love how Silent Bob has this tragic romantic past, it was never mentioned again : )

[twistedroots666]

@Natasheaaa Stay by Coal.

[whiz0o]

i think they're both good, kevin smith, all he has to do just act, no talkin, just for minute in whole damn movie. and the film sucked till they showed up...

[lifesblood]

@whiz0o

Chasing amy sucked? its one of the better films Kevin Smith has wrote/directed/edited/acted in. It might not be your forte, but to say it sucked is a little extreme.

[kaathehypnoticsnake]

@lifesblood I disagree that it sucked, but it is last on my View Askew list. It just doesn't hit with the humorous punches the way the rest of them do, and I understand it's not meant to.

[wakioo21]

i love this fucking movie! i saw this on the E channel last night and i just had to go out and buy it.

[Cpt50Caliber]

silent bob always has something totally epic to say

whether its funny or profound or a combo of the two

its always fuckin EPIC

kevin smith is a genius man hands down

[dlolstep61]

he swings at a tit that is truly incredible

[noir243]

this is honestly the best part of the movie

[Kakarot3000]

I fucking love Jay in this scene!!!!

[boywonda3]

snoochie boochie

[Deathsassaliant]

Im going through the same thing Silent Bob said...and my friends tell me im like him since i hardly ever talk but when i do its for a good reason..odd..lol

[WolffeManXIX]

Jay and Silent Bob fucks my shytt up, nooch....lol

[4guysandalex]

lol yo u gotta throw some pussy in there

CLASSIC!

[kbpain]

"banky on the rag"? lol

[ghostly2]

Guess I'm still Chasing Amy too, which is eerie, cuz my Amy is actually named Amy, twice over!

[WickedNemesis]

Greatest speech in a movie EVER. George C. Scott's Patton speech is right up there

[RzrsG41]

true story kevin smith (silent bob)

[Yero2815]

"Who the fuck talks like that? That is fuckin' baby talk!"

[wonderboydude]

lol, kiss my grits

[touchinpun]

fuck my life...this scene makes me think about everything i did wrong...

[InfiniteMisery003]

bitch pressing charges?

[ableedingcorpse]

Silent Bob's reveal of him Chasing Amy, hits' home to me very much, and it really has changed my views on people and their lives and past and how I really have to be honest to myself about how I really deeply feel about them. Bob speeks the truth.

[twistedroots666]

Bob's speech does hit home to a lot, but what Jay tells Holden about love is also true to others. Holden- Can't do it G, I'm in love. Jay- There ain't no such thing, man. Still, I love this scene, makes me cry everytime.

[666or667]

holy shit,this is the most ive ever seen silent bob talk EVER!

[shocktrooper42]

same with everyone else, the closest is Jay and Silent Bob strike back where he talks to banky, yells at jay, and screams lol

[Hencytjo]

OMG silent bob talks a lot in the end :o

[toriyamaZ]

good stuff, was looking for this scene