Text Message Breakup

[123rcjm]

oooooooh she says it speaks, for three years I thought she said its beets

[abishlade]

SO. MANY. MEMORIES.

[greeneyedgeek]

Get a clue! I'm going alanis morissette on you!

[XMorpheus3000]

This music video is so weird, but damn it I miss stuff from Kelly!

[mzismelol123]

@tilourlightsburnout I'm fully aware that girls do that, but men are the more common offenders amongst the two. Oh and I'm perfectly calm. :)

[lovexinfinity8]

what the hell up with the grandma hitting people in the head with a skillet.

[lovexinfinity8]

he's actually kind of cute as a boy. in that weird way.

[RyukiraL]

That guy reminds me of ron.

.___.

[AriLfaith]

"You still owe me twelve hundred dollars SHET BAG!"

[superchick423]

stop it at2:24 XD

[residentgarx]

"I'm an athlete." I'm a vampire!" xD

[MusicAndHorses4ever]

Wow...Heather's hot :L

[TheBabyblake]

why is jammer the bouncer ?

[ItsMeCamiiii]

best part = "Grandma you have got to stop answering the telephone." ".....But it rings" xD lol

[Casshern1100]

I ADORE the music and Kellys vampire friends XD

[heyheyitbekarly]

i remember this my sister and cousins showed me xD

[lordzeuse1]

all thows girls are hot

[xXcartooncrazXx]

5:25 - 5:48 is what i said to my man slut friend!

[spartans114s]

Video responce

Is the best responce...

[shadeaufax]

I love how there is just a girl dressed as Snow White.

[KupKakeGirl09]

"who would wanna date you?" -the dad. lol, my dad really does talk to me like that.. wtf!

[istealsouls4soup]

1:55

even mother grandma is disgusted...

[frozendookie1298]

thumbs up if the stormtroopers sound like combines LOL

[DnRlovee9000]

have a shot of whiskey! makes you feel better xD

[lilmissmaggie123]

I'm literally dying

[mcrluvsMExX]

LOVE THIS VIDEO AND SONG TO DEATH <333 1 thing i found at though. if you look at kelly's phone when she reads the breakup message, it says 9:04PM, and when u read the time on her phone when she takes the pic her ex and it says "this deck txt msg broke up w/ me", it says 8:50PM. D:

[mzismelol123]

That awkward moment when all guys do now is text message break up...

[tilourlightsburnout]

@mzismelol123 you act like bitches don't do that shit to, calm yourself.

[ernesto101111]

o_e is kelly a boy acting or a girl? (no offence)

[Terukosama]

@ernesto101111 "kelly" is a girl character, played by a boy named Liam. :)

[GlamourGirll8]

lmao XD

[lighteningmaker199]

i have actually experienced this, a text ,message breakup

[widgetmanager735]

5:11 lol

[Kurisutaru134]

This exactly what I want to say to my ex boyfriend. 2 years he threw away for some 15 year old tramp (we are 20) and did it all through one text message. Whatever I'm better off without that loser and so is every other girl that has ever had this happen.

[stevestop10]

4:43 LMFAO

[spartans114s]

@stevestop10 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN STANDING THERE?!?

[worthyambition]

My ex broke up with me by text as well. This song gave me a lot of confidence and love when I needed it.

[worthyambition]

Oh my god! It's Margaret Cho! Fucking Love That Betch!!!!

[MerchantOfMenace1]

2:05

T-shirt...NOW

[valaleena]

SHOWER RUNNING

"How long have you been there?!?!" ex said.

[musicandsharpies]

"Good potatoes, Mrs. B."

"Ah, it speaks!"

xD

[PunkyRocketeer]

Oh, she looks like a dead person. xD

[Idickerson1]

spaz out on 6:11

[ItsAllWoahAndStuff]

I've had a text message breakup xD

[DinoRockerr]

My boyfriend broke up with me over text message.. I should show him this video.. O_O

[AU25801]

This video scarred me for life... I will never text message break up in fear that this will happen... *quivers*

[RyukiraL]

1:55 WAS FUCKING AWESOME.

[rosecamden]

lol this is when everyone didnt have smartphones

[natlovesjb143]

"this deck txt msg broke up w/ me!" hahahaha

[woweasyguides]

Anyone else plan on clicking on the video of the giant turd singing tik tok next?

[DiannaCutie]

Sex is for....Married people. AWKWARD. "G-D IT!!" i love when Kelly's dad says that!!

[mcrettable]

why hook up with guys like that in the first place?

[AlexDiavolo1]

YOU CAN'T TEXT MESSAGE BREAK-UP!!!!

[ShoutingParalized]

0:12 Is that Mel Gibson?

[wildgangstag]

@ShoutingParalized ywa

[jrockluv]

As soon as the grandmother started talking and shaking her head around like that, i was dying of laughter.

[swiftpawlover101]

txt message breakup not good

[cherrylime95]

hav a shot of whiskey make u feel better xD

[Alexandria162011]

shit i was with my boyfriend the day befor he decided to leave me TO BAD SOME GUYS AINT MAN ENOUGH TO SAY IT TO YOUR FACE

[huricanrage]

XD u owe me 1200 $ shet bag!

-how long have u been standing there?!

lmfao

[greendaygrrrl1997]

LOL WHAT THE FUCK

[blackblood13ful]

" oh, she loks like a dead person....."

[gummy0007]

ewwwww

[MorriganL]

Reminds me to my familiar dinners... "boyfriend? Who wants to date you??"u__u

[aknotwhat]

@MorriganL i would :) i think your beautiful...



[MorriganL]

@aknotwhat Awww, thank you!

[RBstationable]

"Sex is for married people" *creepy flirting

[javelin1080]

I totally never realized Margaret Cho was in this video...Also, this was made before your profession as a vampire didn't make you look like a complete c*nt.

[yangdamoose]

i luv mother grandma she's so funny



[Muz33kful]

best acting lol

[GraffitiMutt]

O_O to the sex part

[huricanrage]

is that margeret cho?!

[Gelendelith01]

@huricanrage Yup Woooooooo



[huricanrage]

@Gelendelith01

sarcasm?

wasnt necessaary

[Gelendelith01]

@huricanrage Wasn't sarcasm... I <3 Margaret cho Lol

[deadspace2030]

everything is true. sept the myspace thing :p

[BooBooBetsy]

Drink some whiskey honey.. makes ya feel better.

[sharkboy85]

1:33 pure sex

[weirdrubberbandboy]

these videos will never get old

[rhiannonchavez41]

@weirdrubberbandboy ditto

[Lauralovestheatre]

1:25 Awesome.

[petrolhead229]

This song is both awesome and hilarious.

[bamferrday]

watching this in 2012 and it's still fucking hilarious.

[heidihasthefloor]

Wait... this is one of Kelly's oldest videos? Why does it only have a million views?

[PlanckEpoch]

@heidihasthefloor It's had to have been reposted. I was just thinking the same thing because I remember watching this video in the summer of 2008 for the first time and the post date says fall of 2009. That can't be right. 

[Chris0makes0movies]

Heather was a vampire before it was cool.

[stormy13100]

don't have sex sex is for... married ppl (seventie's porn music) 

[stormy13100]

why do ppl say "that's gay"? it's mean :(

[DaChulchie]

Is anyone else wondering why theres a picture of Dick Cheney in the background?

[TheFantasticFaith]

I wonder wondering what her mom was trying to let us know when she put that whole piece of bread in her mouth (;

[Ha5leyandLa3rissa]

My bf broke up with me two days ago over text and spelled break like "brake"...screw you(:

[Quade5813]

Betch! You broke up with through a text message deck!

[peglegmegg16]

lol grandma's face in the background. 2:01

[bordomavi6161ts]

5:11 "How long have you been standig there?!"

[TauraCasanova]

Have some whiskey, honey. Makes you feel better. <3

[7878H98E99]

5:18 Damn Grandma Got Skill. . . XD

[TheMrADHDmario]

@Breakdancingqueen I know right? I wonder.........? :D

[TheMrADHDmario]

@lagmirobl agreed!

[thisismypage100]

my boy friend was cheating on me with my best freind and he broke up with me in a text i was so mad i almost punched him

[Lagsmirobl]

sexiest vampire I've ever seen. Agreed ?

[DominoTheEmo]

My boyfriend broke up with me through text message and he didn't spell "brake" right. So i spam the hell outta him with this video! Just like @veilalice

[veilalice]

My boyfriend broke up with me by text message. I then posted this video on his profile.

[BLeeRInkee]

@veilalice What a DECK!!!! Hes An Ass! Gurl, Im So Sorry! He Probably wasnt worth it!

[shayneisawesomeness]

grandma u gotta stop answering the telephone, but it rings

[TayTaynumbah2]

dont have sex....sex is for...married people.. *awkward weird sexual tension* funnyest part overall XDD

[jarrett2495]

How long have you been standing there?

[Eriicaaful]

OMG thiss video is funny :D!

[TurtlesAreForBigKids]

I like that asian woman.

[breakdancingqueen]

how did he always go so many hot girls in his vids? but ya, kelly PWNS

[TheDaisygirl19]

boyfriend . . . who would want to date you?

[Haloreachbaboy]

Heather is so freakin' hot!

[666monsterman]

at 4:09 was that kumar!!!???

[Spludge360]

YOU CAN'T TEXT MESSAGE BREAK UP?! Sorry I can't hear you, speak a bit louder:D

haha

[sugarusho]

i just realized thats grandma's second time hittin kellys ex on the head with a pan GO GRANDMA hit that bastard XDD

[MCRmy1998]

It's true. . . YOU CAN'T TEXT MESSAGE BREAK UP!!!

[Emibakesthosecookies]

This one is my favorite by far <3

[FrenchAmerican14]

omg. flip phones and myspace... weird.

[talkalot15]

Margaret cho :D

[TheWhatwat]

EPIC VIDEO.......

[lillypillyfilly]

"Grandma you have to stop answering the telephone"

"But it rings"

[Diptardable]

2:00 haha look at the gma's face!

[kickrocksscrub]

I wanna be friends with Kelly

[UnDeadGamers]

Stormtroopers. Judging your decisions.

[LilBarbieDoll100]

LOL

dad:'dont have sex kids, sex is for married people'

*awkward supposedly hot stare*

i love that part

[AverageJoeCinema]

press 3 for the sexiest scene ever.

[CoCoCrizpy]

That vampire chick was straight sexy..

[cubanita365]

@CoCoCrizpy does it make me lesbian if I automatically wanted to like this because I totally agree? haha jkjk. But I do agree.

[CoCoCrizpy]

@cubanita365 haha

[OmgItsNiamh]

Dad: You got to stop answering the phone.

Mother Grandma: But it rings..

xD

[Ch4rli3heart]

GeeDee IT! GeeDee IT!!!!

[skullthegothvampire]

I can totally relate to this bcuz my ex broke up with me through text in a f#cked up way!

[crazycamillecupcake]

@skullthegothvampire mine too but guess what? i got over him in four days and met my new and better man

[bbdougg]

"im an athlete." "im a vampire."

[evilgirl300]

what was that funky music called again in the begining when he said dont have sex....sex is for married people and then the song came what is that song called?

[Mia2ooo]

dont hav sex... sex is for married people :)

[bedoor11]

Did anyone notice the text misspelling "breaking up" with " brakeing up" ? LOOOOL

[misslpslover1233]

like if ur fave parts were either

KELLY IS FUCKING AWSOME

or when grandma hit him with a pan

[peacehsG105]

Whata Deck

[motorcycles982]

kelly- "u like owe me 1200 dollars

bf- "HOW LONG HAVE U BEEN STANDING THERE???

[motorcycles982]

oh... she looks like a dead person. - hahaha

[TheWeirdC]

"We are not feeding whiskey to the children mother grandma"

[CeCesMakeup00]

Come check out my channel!

[CeCesMakeup00]

xD

[Pinetail536]

I wish this actually happened every time someone text message breaks-up with someone else .

[saturn4teen]

"I'm an athlete."

"I'm a vampire." Can't say I've never said that.

[courtney1856]

i have just been recently dumped over a text message and i plan to send this video to the asshole that did it

[TemariBlackRose]

Women against douchebags who think its cool to txt msg break up unite. Srsly....? Be a man. This is the best shit ever, betches.

[Nonalined]

"KELLY'S FUCKIN' RAD"

agreed.

[LoviVargasIsMine]

"We are not feeding whiskey to the children, grandma!"

[TheDaisygirl19]

@LoviVargasIsMine MOTHER grandma

[Joshalots]

@LoviVargasIsMine "mother grandma"

[ShutUpChristina]

:How long have you been standing there"?

:b

[lmJustOG]

awsome

[dm1697]

201 people got a text message break up while watching this video

[pikachukiki1]

kelly a gangster for dat

[xXarinkaraXx]

lol anyone else wondering what mission those storm troopers were on?

[ShinyRayquazza]

@xXarinkaraXx They were probably trying to infiltrate the tutu.

[DaiBeet]

you dont have to repeat what peope say in the video. i saw it already

[fromFTMtoFTM]

how'd you get so many hot girls to do this

[TemariBlackRose]

@fromFTMtoFTM

Im tryna figure that out too...

Damn.

[kenzie257]

try to watch 1:59 - 2:17 with a straight face xD

[awesomefaerie]

The girl at 5:44 is super hot.

[megameganization]

have a shot of whiskey honey makes you feel better

[varsityvixen]

kelly's sneer at 4:29 is the best

[MachooMania11]

kelly's fuckin rad

[staybeautiful148]

But it rings.

[torigangxo]

HOLY SHIT I NEVER KNEW HER BOYFRIEND'S NAME WAS NEAL!

[TheRedbombay]

Don't have sex... Sex is for... Married people. (Bounchicka woun woun) Love that part

[XHolaAmarisX]

"you have to stop answering the phone"

"but it rings"

[rayswaggersmith]

At 1:17 who heard the camera man laugh?

[kenzie257]

pause at 1:17 xD

[SIUltimate]

This is what I imagine Republican households are like.

[TheRedbombay]

"Shoes Shoes GAY!" (ahahah) KELLYS FUCKING RAD

[litleangelbrook]

rofl my boyfriend broke up with me on a text message, so I took advice from Kelly.. (: <3

kelly's fuckin rad.