Jesus Fisherman

[linotyronee]

Epic fail if the man who's throwing the fish accidentally hits the man in the Jesus costume right in the face!

[solo8es90]

just descovered jesus jfl pranks.they're fking awesome 

[elitescooby]

1:30 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaachooo

[starofalltime]

this would defenitely convert any atheist to christian! LOL!

[bethanner]

to @Salamango81 . . .

I'm not sure what "Marie" was having but I do know that it states "MARY" was having Jesus.

Oh, and the Angel came down to tell her....it's in the Bible.

[MrMulleland]

These Jesus pranks are epic. lol

[virgomherl2003]

the first time i saw him first thing that struck my mind: "LMFAO lead"

[bronsonsnip0r]

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[SalemStorm]

And still they don't believe

[TheSusietv]

lol to funny i love this

[MrRockinRiolu]

its ironic that hes fishing but the song lyrics are set me free

[vikramaLP]

First of all he is a good catch himself...see how he nets the fishes....that distance u would drop the fish.....Good Catch Jesus!

[Salamango81]

ok happy to read you a story

[gogy00girl]

that one guy has system of a down t-shirt :O nice :D

[realisticHomeboy]

JFL can get people to help anyone with anything.

[LannieX]

The cross is a symbol that Jesus died for the people's sins, is it not? Why should he be scared of it? He ain't a vampire or anything. ;P

[Salamango81]

@LannieX if jesus died for our sins y is the world still sining?if he was gods son and were gods children,doesnt that make us gods also?

would you kill your own child to prove a point?

[LannieX]

@Salamango81 hehe i'm not arguing about people's belief because it will be a never-ending discussion; i just wanted to point out that there is nothing wrong seeing Jesus wearing the cross. ;D

[darkaus32]

@Salamango81 because the world reject Christ, we are gods children if you accept him as your lord and savior and live no more in sin and ask for him to forgive your sins, we can be gods children only through jesus christ and god sent him to die on the cross so we can go to heaven, we can't without christ because of the sins. read the bible.

[Salamango81]

@darkaus32 i have read the bible,by the way which one?its been like re written 100 times. actually 14% of the bible is the first testament.

rest was written by paul.do u know who paul is????

christianity is the way to islam.and i have found my way.

y does every church potray ISA as a white dude?

wasnt he arabic looking?

can u tell me his first miracle?

[darkaus32]

@Salamango81 nice try you're wrong, the king james bible is the english orgiinal bible and it's based on greek and hebrew text, and other languages are exactly the same as the king james bible and it's origin are from the same orginial texts, apostle pauls was an apostle to the gentiles.

[Salamango81]

@darkaus32 apostle paul was a bounty hunter!look it up!who traded in slavery also.14% of the bible is the first testament.

christ was of an arab appearance,he wasnt a white man.so they lied to u there buddy!

cause every church you walk into he is a white dude.

in the I am versus.when did the christ say i am jesus son of god????

he never said it,he adressed and said i am gods messanger.

he also spoke arameic & hebrew.at the end of the day were al descendants,of the jews!

truth???

[Salamango81]

@darkaus32 and if you really think that the bible hasnt been adjusted.u are delusional.

the quaran is the word of god,written once and never touched.passed on from angel gabriel to prophet mohamed!

islam also supports,evolution,it explains how a man evolved from a microorganism in the clay.it also explains embrio stages of birth.so many things!never never never changed just once.the quaran also supports the torrah and the original bible!

even the crist said there will be another!

[Salamango81]

@Salamango81 how did marie find out she was having jesus?

did joseph really exist?

what was jesus's first miracle?

can u explain serenity????????????

now christs ate,slept,and defocated.

would god really go to the toilet,and can god die????

are u in denial????

by the way i love jesus!i aint denying any of his miracles!but he never said he was god,or gods son!

he was doing gods work!

by the way when marrie returned with jesus as an infant,lord spoke through him.that was first miracle

[darkaus32]

@Salamango81 John 1:10-11

King James Version (KJV) 10He was in the world, and the world was made by him, and the world knew him not. 11He came unto his own, and his own received him not.

Romans 8:32

He that spared not his own Son, but delivered him up for us all, how shall he not with him also freely give us all things?

Galatians 3:26

For ye are all the children of God by faith in Christ Jesus.

[TruthDream]

JESUS FISHERMAN'S COSTUME!

[Airflyer05Videos]

123 muslims disliked this

[Ph0be]

@Airflyer05Videos Muslims don't dislike christianity, in fact, islam and christianity are kind of similar, plus they both evolved from judeaism

[Salamango81]

@Airflyer05Videos muslims believe in the christ,virgin marry and the rest of the funky bunch!

read a book

[Airflyer05Videos]

@Salamango81 i hate books

[TheSusietv]

@Salamango81 finaly someone educational

[Salamango81]

@TheSusietv if the world read a book and knew history,maybe it would be a beter place.

[wynelee]

wow good throeing skills

[thesolti0107]

0:40 !!!SYSTEM OF A DOWN!!!

[awisudan]

JESUS was a SIKH

[hassona788]

that is your jesus in your books so deal with it, good he didn't die on electric chair or u was will carry it !!!

[001GenLee]

Yeah, why would Jesus be carrying that horrible thing. He did die for our sins, but in reality, he wouldn't want to think back on being hung from it probably, with nails driven through him, Ouch!

[clray123]

good bye and thanks for all the fish

[AndyRantz]

Fus Ro DAH!!

[UnholyTactic]

121 people ar ned flanders

[azntranc3951]

I agree with @popi9898 - the previous Jesus costumes were much better !

[akash1229]

yes Jesus is a god coz he kills animals and fishes for us. Sweet!

Satan is a devil coz he kills humans for hell animals!

[markinhoum]

i wonder how many americans thought 'omg the second coming!'

[mth978]

@markinhoum It was filmed in Canada, so 0.

[markinhoum]

@mth978 and u dont think they have youtube in america do ya?

[111NoOne111]

lol immagen if jesus did pranks like this 2000 years ago, and people thought he did miracles xD

[clray123]

@111NoOne111 well, how do you think the "real" miracles were done

[cervisa3]

The lord works in mysterious ways.... X)

[danmark24]

hahaha lol!!

[popi9898]

That's gotta be the worst Jesus costume I've ever seen

[mistikalnawe]

@popi9898 ahahhaaa i kno right

[Chyi2990]

what song is this? i LIKE

[0EricBryan0]

That guy has a SYSTEM OF A DOWN SHIRT!!!

[MrSander13]

hahaa 0:41 System of a down shirt !!! ;D

[panosfp]

That is "stolen" from chuck norris facts....YOU,OUT!!!! :)

[panosfp]

That is "stolen" from chuck norris facts....YOU,OUT!!!! :)

[FelipeM741]

how to fish LIKE A BOSS

[Ph0be]

Im offensive and I find this Christian

[arsenal0095]

lol system of a down

[Guilland23]

The gospel makes the video even funnier... Well done! I love it.

[cyanidesan]

was magic johnson throwing the fishes?

[yellowdice92]

Jesus: Hi mortals I fish too. Just better.

[sweety9chick]

lol the "jesus" 's head looks small and the body looks big xD

[2011you2011tube]

thumbs up if u saw the "system of a down" shirt guy

[bennor3]

ok so people get all sad when one little goldfish is out of water for a few seconds but nobody cares if 6 fish were out for a few mins?

[crunchzor]

@bennor3 Dead fish don't need to be in water.

[ProphetOfTheTeapot]

Why is Jesus wearing a cross? Surely that is the last thing he would want to think about.

[brownsuga1212]

@ProphetOfTheTeapot LMFAO !!!!

[omgtkseth]

Yes, I bet the cross has the same effect on jesus as it has on vampires...

[Newbpwng]

@ProphetOfTheTeapot he takes pride in it obviously

[ProphetOfTheTeapot]

@Newbpwng Well there is no need to show off.

[MrSantaClaws1001]

@ProphetOfTheTeapot

Style, baby! Style.

[ProphetOfTheTeapot]

@MrSantaClaws1001 Yeah lol, it seemed to have caught on too.

[superhooyooman]

his hiar is cool!!

[VIMEANTIP]

That's what Jesus did 2k years ago......

[GYABON22]

fishing like a pro

[savanfrance]

Must not be making fun of the Messenger of Allah Isa

[mingzaiboy89]

hahaha... big cross

[ZaidC4]

@0:40 System Of A Down T-shirt :)

[MrAntiXofficial]

GREAT! Now I wont know if the real Jesus has returned! lol

[unappreciated51]

0:25 walk like a boss ...

[Kin6X]

@unappreciated51 lol dude be wearin them sandals too

[canecky]

Meh, I can catch dead fish too,

[Anr0l]

0:40 System Of A Down Hypnotize \m/

[Thatdreamcream]

I would have been like yo wats up jesus

[crematedmemoir]

guy has a SOAD shirt :D

[Leowen2]

Nissian is a car you just don't hear much about anymore.

[dedzakosyo]

the next one is a flying  shark

[hecdc]

lol how can Jesus Christ wear a cross?! I mean He was crucified on it, and uptill His death, it had no meaning.

[AntiBlast]

Come with me for you will catch men

[ugurakpinar904]

this jesus got skills..

[DanLFC8]

omg hahahaha

[mrshawagfeh1]

you have to respect and do not make fun like this

[22andrew7575]

@mashimashi2546 becoz its not Jesus... Jesus died for us last 2012 years ago...

[TomMurphyy]

Why can't wear a cross -_- It's a symbol of what he did for us.... It's not like this is the year 33 or before Jesus died.

[SwisssBolla]

Hagrid.

[aaaaka11]

0:43

Does he thing it's a dog !



[MilkMostaches]

these jesus ones make me laugh <3

[miggydbest21]

Now thats the way to catch fish!

[MrRedClues]

jesus wearing the cross is part of the satire retards.

[partygirll69]

something fishy is going on over here...

[botosainaki]

@partygirll69 i see what you did there....

[9224alme]

He is a great basketball player xDD never misses fish xDD

[Rajan2150830]

i just find out that most of the victims are their crew members.......coz i watched all the pranks and some victims are repeated twice...

[valenvid]

@Rajan2150830 Point it out bc I would love to catch that... I usually catch things like that.

[Khaled112111]

guys who is that @ 0:28

[EminemFan844]

Jesus has a new hair style from his older just for laughs videos

[1026karebare]

fish are friends. not food.

[Jinglepify]

@1026karebare tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. I think you're a fish xD just kidding

[1026karebare]

@Jinglepify that made little to no sense. but....thank you?

[bldoggy51]

Imagine if he missed the fish lol

[bluechipx64]

fish have rights. leave them alone :(

[LOLUMAD725]

The blonde chick.. I'd nail.

[WiiCkedrugs]

hahaa 1:21 that dude is like cheking if ther is any camera xD

[welhim16]

system of a down.@ 0:40

[l8man13171]

Indeed, the example of Jesus to Allah is like that of Adam. He created Him from dust; then He said to him, "Be," and he was.

And [for] their saying, "Indeed, we have killed the Messiah, Jesus, the son of Mary, the messenger of Allah." And they did not kill him, nor did they crucify him; but [another] was made to resemble him to them. And indeed, those who differ over it are in doubt about it. They have no knowledge of it except the following of assumption. And they did not kill him, for certain

[l8man13171]

And [beware the Day] when Allah will say, "O Jesus, Son of Mary, did you say to the people, 'Take me and my mother as deities besides Allah?'" He will say, "Exalted are You! It was not for me to say that to which I have no right. If I had said it, You would have known it. You know what is within myself, and I do not know what is within Yourself. Indeed, it is You who is Knower of the unseen. 5/116

[jthendrix]

Muy Buena y el Nazareno Igual de panzon!

[MrNach3r]

I am a Muslim, but I really see it strange how Christians make fun of their prophet.. I mean it's silly to make something like that.. this is sacred.. even if its funny but.. it's not good

[DzAlgeria1]

@MrNach3r Thats right....

[ettaouilmourad]

@MrNach3r im ok with you ,im muslim too and i dont like this video,because jesus is our prophet of allah ,and we respect him and love him

[Tjonessummerslumber]

@ettaouilmourad Prophet? He's Allah in the flesh, sonnnnn. The Bible predicts that, as much we respect him.

[colossus1459]

@MrNach3r i don't think the ones who did this were Christians. Any Christian who is in the right mind won't even think about doing this. I mean, would a Muslim make fun of Allah? Of course not. I respect you're religion, I've had Muslim friends. I've been in their homes and sat quietly as they prayed. Sorry but i really found your comment quite offending. :(

[Pevapa]

@MrNach3r Who said they were Christians in the first place?

[Dovenpeis]

@Pevapa

They are Europeans or of European decent, and thus Christianity is a major part of their cultural heritage. It is not like European’s religion or religious status is random.

[DubbleFubble]

@Dovenpeis I live in Sweden and I barely know any christians at all in Sweden.

[Dovenpeis]

@DubbleFubble

Christianity is a major and fundamental part of the cultural heritage of the Swedish people, so you are obviously wrong on many levels. Maybe you should get to know the Swedish people a little better while you are living in their country?

[DubbleFubble]

@Dovenpeis I know a lot of people who go to confirmation camps but most of them says they do it just to get presents or that they just want to go to have fun. I'll admit that I exaggerated a little bit, but nearly all the people I know are either agnostic or atheists. Sorry, but I don't care if you're gonna argue on that one because I know that.

[Dovenpeis]

@Du Claiming Swedes are not Christians, while later stating you know a lot of Swedes who get confirmed (a Christian ritual of confirming your christening), makes you look rather stupid. You have actually verified that Christianity is a major part of the Swedish people’s heritage, and that claiming the Swedish people are not Christians is simply wrong on many levels. For that reason, virtually every Swede knows the Christian symbolism in this video, as does virtually every European.

[DubbleFubble]

@Dovenpeis As I said, I wont care. And also, you're clearly misunderstand every single thing I said.

[DubbleFubble]

@DubbleFubble misunderstanding*

[Dovenpeis]

@DubbleFubble

Just because you do not care does not make your allegations on the religious affiliation of the Swedish people any more correct. On the contrary, it shows you do not know what the hell you are typing about. You simply cannot ignore a thousand years of Christian heritage, and pretend the Swedish people and Europeans in general live in a religious and ethnocultural vacuum.

[Tsumikiri1]

@MrNach3r theres no telling what religion the actors are, jmo

[anghelescu]

@MrNach3r There is no such thing as a prophet, my dear muslim friend. Only frauds and gullible people.

[MrNach3r]

@anghelescu I hope that you find the way for believing. Because it's so pity to speak like that .. think.. There is only one God that sends prophets from time to time. Otherwise, be careful.. Hell is so hungry!

[anghelescu]

@MrNach3r What if i don't believe in god or hell? What if i told you that my cousin can fly. You wouldn't believe me unless i showed you evidence.Scientific evidence, right? Well, no believer was, is and ever will be able to show hard evidence for the existence of god. You may tell me that you speak to him, see him, and feel him? Psychiatric disorders like paranoid schizophrenia might explain that. There are serial killers who said that god ordered them to kill. But you don't believe him, right?

[MrNach3r]

@anghelescu I won't believe who kills and says it's God who ordered, Because God Has given us rules to recognize.. One of these rules is "who kills someone with no right, is like killing all ppl, and who bring him to life, like brought everyone to life". By the way, None can see or speak with God even prophets because we are unable. I can say that everyone is crazy coz they talk by phone without seeing the signals!.. with God it's the same .. We don't see, bt we see what he DO!

[ChottomatteUyachan]

I'm expecting Jesus to catch 5 fish and bless it to be 5000...

[Biosh0ck3r]

top comment why u y no f*ck cactus?

[juun888]

why top comments are always same huh ???

:/

[Michael3216]

I love how Jesus just walks in all casually and does that kinda stuff.

[MRoERVICE]

Wasnt Jesus jewish?

[OriginialSnooks]

@MRoERVICE yeah

[G4NG5T3RBACKofCAE]

SOAD!

[iluvmykarenboyz]

Only 6 fish was harm well making this video

[rollinyos]

Lmao!!! We are all going to hell, aren't we? Hahahahah.

[iluvmykarenboyz]

when did jesus eat fish i though he eat bread n drink grape juice

[CodyMetal]

thats not jesus you retarts its someone dressed likes jesus duh :D

[ballsthatclank]

these arent funny because it's all fake.

[starwars2078]

@ballsthatclank Nope, the people have no idea whats going on.

[ToughGamingSupport]

Cross, rather, why is he wearing the crown of thorns?



[xxsakibxx]

nice to see the fish volunteering for the prank ;p

[cromokEEy]

it would've been better if they woudn't tell them it's a joke :P

[FeatherPosing]

haha, that guy had pretty consistent throws :P

[cristiungurianu]

He hit him in the balls :))) 0:04

[atlemann92]

THAT AIN'T JESUS! IT'S GIMLI SON OF GLÓIN!

[FreeRealmsInvader]

I THOUGHTB HE WAS GONNA WALK ON WATERRRRRRRRRR

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[Asifiwascool]

2, 396 to go!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[guitarnukka724]

i'm impressed that he was able to catch all of them

[mashimashi2546]

Why would jesus wear a cross?