My boyfriend was eating a hot pocket so I showed him this video. A minute into the video he had to throw up his hot pocket. He was seriously throwing up for 5 minutes! (He has a sensitive stomach.) Then when he was done, we watched the rest of the video!
AHAHA! I just realized saying Hot Pockets in a high pitched voice over and over is funny! Comedy gold, this man is a genius. George Carlin had nothing on this guy - I'm *roaring* with laughter right now, because it's just so funny!
@futurestoryteller <3 this sarcastic comment. yeahsaying 'hot pockets' over and over does not constitute as a running joke that can tie this unfunny skit together
I heard this on XM Laugh USA and had to pull over from laughing so hard! Jim is a great comedian and his "hoottttt pockeeeet" thing has been a hit for weeks! Every time I see them in the grocery store I'll be singing his jingle!
"i was lookin at box of hot pockets and noticed they have warning sign on it: WARNING YOU JUST BOUGHT HOT POCKETS! Hope you're drunk or headin to a trailer. You hill billy enjoy the next Nascar event."
i was lookin at box box of hot pockets saying: WARNING YOU BOUGHT HOT POCKETS. hope your durnk or headin to trailer. you hillbilly enjoy the next Nascar event
I think you are so funny. I was so sad and depressed. I hope you know I didn't go through with killing myself because I thought of your skit and it made me laugh so hard I was going to pee myself. My friends met you while we were in new York. I was so jealous. Oh another reason o be sad. Where are the pills
this is very funny but the sad part is, is im eating a hot pocket right now. lol and wile i was makingit i read the directions and it said place hot pocket on paper plate so no it cant be a regular plate "paper plate" i thought wow how much more white trash can this get lol
Jim Gaffigan is the funniest comedian I've watched and I am NEVER going to eat a Hot Pocket ever after this.
Also something funny happened a while back. I was in ShopRight with my mom and sister and we were in the frozen food aisle when we heard this guy arguing with his wife about which Hot Pockets to get. Absolutely Lol ROTFLRH (rolling on the floor laughing really hard)
HOT POCKET HATERS!!! hot pockets arer the sh!t !!!!
frankieprice69 3 weeks ago
My boyfriend was eating a hot pocket so I showed him this video. A minute into the video he had to throw up his hot pocket. He was seriously throwing up for 5 minutes! (He has a sensitive stomach.) Then when he was done, we watched the rest of the video!
coolchickalive 4 weeks ago
I love hot-pockets but you know he's got a point...there's not much that is special about them.
Mage13246 1 month ago
have you tried the hot pocket hot pocket? it tastes just like hot pocket.
idontcare2332 2 months ago
haah pahckeehhhh
siskavard 2 months ago
I just had a hot pocket for the first time the pizza kind last Wed. and that hot pocket was great... its true they are!
DJpaigeDJ 3 months ago
Like if you are eating a hot pocket right now
lalaland13577 3 months ago 5
believe me or not I watched this in heath class at school!
sandninjafan 3 months ago
Thumbs up if you watched this while eating a Hot Pocket. :)
dcscaife 3 months ago 3
I saw this tonight and the Hot Pocket skit made me laugh so hard I cried :'D
totstar92 3 months ago
Caliente pockeeeeeet phahahaahahhaaha
EliseBeaXoX 3 months ago 3
his voice reminds me of Tosh.0 for some reason ,
ElijahJenkins2196 4 months ago
I watched this BECAUSE I was eating a Hot Pocket!
MaliciousMishaps 4 months ago
I love this guy!!!
Deezman22 4 months ago in playlist Deezman22's Favorited Videos
im gonna go stick my head in a microwave HOT POCKET
alicefalls93 4 months ago
"Flush Pocket"
tcknapp1984 4 months ago 6
Anybody else hear the lady that laughs like a monkey? :D
TheAbbiYoungish 4 months ago
I love this guy.
peekaboots01 5 months ago
Hot pocket for breakfast, hot pocket for lunch, dead by dinner!!
MsAnimeBug 5 months ago 3
am i the only who is eating a hot pocket while watching this
leave13 5 months ago 2
@leave13 i am!
OutrageousxEnigma 5 months ago
@OutrageousxEnigma awesome
leave13 5 months ago
@leave13 fuck you
Superchickenman159 5 months ago
@Superchickenman159 lol
leave13 5 months ago
@leave13 *snicker
Superchickenman159 5 months ago
@Superchickenman159 =)
leave13 5 months ago
@leave13 =P
Superchickenman159 5 months ago
@Superchickenman159 =<}
leave13 5 months ago
@leave13 That's actually why I looked up the video.
MonkeyRoll 4 months ago
It will destroy your mouth!
Kitten406 5 months ago
4:20 NO KITTEH THIS IS MEH POT PIE
MichishigeShigehito 5 months ago
This Is HILARIOUS! I laughed so hard I ended up in tears aha XD
Atadbitawesome 5 months ago
not even joking im eating a dank ass hot pock but its to hot
mcneelyalex 5 months ago
il enjoy the next nascar event and il like the hot pocket for dinner cooked on a napkin in a nasty micowave served boiling hot :)
GoDoFSnip3z 5 months ago
It's a Pop Tart filled with nasty meat!
solowingpixyacz 6 months ago 2
i meant flush
nfsworld35 6 months ago
"imagine the directions: 'Take out of box. Place directly in toilet.' LEAN POCKEEET!!!!"
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
nfsworld35 6 months ago 2
13 people burnt there mouth and there food tasted like rubber for a month.
howzerqwerty 6 months ago 2
Everytime I go in a store and see a Hotpocket I go 'Hoooottt poooockett' ^_^
iiBRINGIT 6 months ago 38
@iiBRINGIT every time i c a hotpocket in the store i run away
joshp111 3 months ago
"Is your hot pocket cold in the middle?" "It's frozen." xD
hearttopmodel05 6 months ago 3
Hot Pocket-Hot Pocket = Inception
If you eat it, you get a one way ticket to limbo.
yoyohayli 6 months ago
I like it when he does that little thought imitation. "I like nascar he's a jerk.."
KillaKyle4473 6 months ago 45
Diarrhea Pocket....
12fatbaby 6 months ago 2
hot pocckeets...
JasonMann8 6 months ago
13 people died at dinner
itsonlynickt 6 months ago
can someone please tell me how many times this man says hot pocket in this skit xD
breathlessmidnight23 6 months ago
13 people are drunk and heading back to their trailer to watch NASCAR.
canadianmaple09 6 months ago
it'll destroy your mouth everything will taste like rubber 4 a month
1998MrRock 6 months ago 2
"Will it burn my mouth?" "It'll destroy your mouth!"
Shilltacular 6 months ago
I'm going to go stick my head in the microwave, hot pocket hahahaha
salmondress96 6 months ago
13 people are not living.
salmondress96 6 months ago
"caliente pocket" ahahah
iluvchikinwings 6 months ago
diharea pocket
dogmurph 6 months ago
OMG FUNNY
nascar1456 6 months ago
Good Morning! Your about to call in sick...
jjczfilms 6 months ago
ive seen this video b4 but it never gets old!
lovelife5981 7 months ago
Hot pockets for breakfast hot pockets for lunch dead by dinner
raimey2929 7 months ago
caliente pockets lmao
Lalabubbles100 7 months ago
will it burn your mouth it'll destroy your mouth
Lalabubbles100 7 months ago 3
hooot pockeeeats!
wormtwo 7 months ago
I heard another comedian do the same hot pocket jokes
completeseriestv 7 months ago
Calienté pocketttt!
friendsrnice22 7 months ago
THIS SUCKS ASS that now even youtube is playing commercials.. ENOUGH of the commercials already
NinerPoolGirl 7 months ago
@NinerPoolGirl
NoScript :3
aleuthewolf 7 months ago
@NinerPoolGirl Commercials keep Youtube free. c:
ok1234go 7 months ago
GOOD MORNING!....ur about to call in ...
JackWagon555 7 months ago
11 people enjoyed their Hoooooot Pocket
blueshifter 7 months ago
Deead poccket
Gonnakillthehaters 7 months ago
"thoughs" of us is not the proper pronoun spelling. The spelling you would use is "those". I know...I'm a grammer jerk. However...eat on.
noitall1000 7 months ago
"thoughs" of us is not the proper pronoun spelling. The spelling you would use is "those". I know...I'm a grammer jerk. However...eat on.
noitall1000 7 months ago
We put a hot pocket in yo hot pocket so you can eat a hot pocket while you eat a hot pocket
Hot pocket hot pocket
WatchOutBR 7 months ago
AHAHA! I just realized saying Hot Pockets in a high pitched voice over and over is funny! Comedy gold, this man is a genius. George Carlin had nothing on this guy - I'm *roaring* with laughter right now, because it's just so funny!
futurestoryteller 7 months ago 2
@futurestoryteller <3 this sarcastic comment. yeahsaying 'hot pockets' over and over does not constitute as a running joke that can tie this unfunny skit together
auxili160 7 months ago
"funny quote from video we just watched"
xBeanzii 7 months ago 2
he is so funny! i love jim gaffigan... eccepecialy his cake one. reminds me of bill cosby`s dad is great gave us chocolate cake. GO JIM GAFFIGAN!!!!
Piratepop22 8 months ago
A hotpocket within a hotpocket: Hotpocketception...
elamental199 8 months ago
now you can have a hot pocket for breakfast a hot pocket for lunch and be dead by dinner. DEAD POCKET!
Lsumba97 8 months ago
GOOD MORNING! You're about to call in sick.
Fishy2shoe 9 months ago
Hilarious
dancerfreak2845 9 months ago
It's been a while since I've had a Hot Pocket. Glad to know I'm not missing out on anything.
dazoooooooool 9 months ago
"What do you got so far Bill?" "Uh.... Uh.... HOT POCKETS?" "That's good. That's very good. Not as good as your BY MENNEN, but it's good."
giblettog 9 months ago
A hotpocket within a hotpocket: DEATH
Owiion 10 months ago
I heard this on XM Laugh USA and had to pull over from laughing so hard! Jim is a great comedian and his "hoottttt pockeeeet" thing has been a hit for weeks! Every time I see them in the grocery store I'll be singing his jingle!
Needforspeed3685 10 months ago
7 people like hot pockets
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zuma5278255424 11 months ago
hoooooottt pooockkettts
TheBigfatliars 11 months ago
"Will it burn my tongue?"
"It'll destroy your tongue. Everything'll taste like rubber for a week."
RightWingGamer 11 months ago 4
This is stupid hot pockets r my absolute favorite food jerk
SNOWBOARDBUSS 1 year ago
There used to be a song about Hot Pockets...before they made the commercials differently, and jingles fell out of favor..
scratchycat1 1 year ago
Not only not funny, it's annoying. That voice he does...sheesh. he's annoying.
utoobia 1 year ago
"i was lookin at box of hot pockets and noticed they have warning sign on it: WARNING YOU JUST BOUGHT HOT POCKETS! Hope you're drunk or headin to a trailer. You hill billy enjoy the next Nascar event."
copcopstrudle 1 year ago
i was lookin at box box of hot pockets saying: WARNING YOU BOUGHT HOT POCKETS. hope your durnk or headin to trailer. you hillbilly enjoy the next Nascar event
copcopstrudle 1 year ago
What'ya got so far, Bill?
Hooot Pockeeeeeeeeet! And the funniest video ever!
BreeneRox 1 year ago
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
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elenoremccluskyb 1 year ago
YA U CAN HAVE A HOT POCKET 4 BREAKFEST A HOT POCKET 4 LUNCH AND B DEAD BY DINNER
Jewminator666 1 year ago
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Jewminator666 1 year ago
dihareaaaa pockettt
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adenawittrocketf 1 year ago
WELL GOOOD MOOOOORING! your about to call in sick. XD
butters1800 1 year ago
the advertisement was for hot pockets. HAHAHA
chandelle246 1 year ago
lame
agx602 1 year ago
Lol. How about we fill hot pocket with nasty meat
GodzGamerz 1 year ago
Flush pocket lol@@@@
MichaelMaher15 1 year ago
This never gets old.
StevenB771 1 year ago
Hooooooooooooooot Poooooooooooooooooooket!!!!!
thebestiseminem1 1 year ago
deeaaaddd pocckkeett(:
empldork 1 year ago
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mgread51 1 year ago
omg i just ate a hot pocket lmao
babodite 1 year ago
HEYYY I GOT AN IDEAA..... LETS FILL A POPTART WITH NASTY MEAT....AND we can dunk in the toilet!!!
zxhotshotbaby 1 year ago 3
I think you are so funny. I was so sad and depressed. I hope you know I didn't go through with killing myself because I thought of your skit and it made me laugh so hard I was going to pee myself. My friends met you while we were in new York. I was so jealous. Oh another reason o be sad. Where are the pills
boohoo71 1 year ago
-Will it burn my mouth?
-It'll destroy your mouth. Everything will taste like rubber for a month.
-I'll take the hot pocket!
Lmao! Best part! So true!
Rockrgrl350 1 year ago
I love this one. "Did I eat a hot pocket or did I rub it all over my face??"
burnlex 1 year ago
I heard this on the internet radio online and i was laughing so hard lol
I had to look it up. Awesome stuff!
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whitetruck76 1 year ago
Love love love it!!!
smcbmm00 1 year ago
ROTFL
UniverseKeeper1 1 year ago
flushpockets!!!!!!
nobodymm 1 year ago 7
@nobodymm
"Deadpocket."
CoffeeDessert 1 year ago
so far one person doesn't like it 52 people do. that one person who voted this video as a down arrow has no humor. this vid is funny as hell.
wtflol34 1 year ago 2
eating steak and cheese hot pocket right now.
two pack... yum
mmb007 1 year ago
GOOD MORNIIIIING!...You're about to call in sick. LOL!
amberleac 1 year ago 4
HAHAAH "there is the vegetarian hotpocket for those of us that don't want to eat meat but still would like diahhrea"
maddyblais12 1 year ago
Oh my god...i seriously have this on my ipod and listen to it every day! =D
jowoasis97 1 year ago 15
I can't believe this clip has only had 11,675 views! It's one of my faves of all time!
amberleac 1 year ago 3
place directly in toilet? i don't get it
is it because he's gonna poop it out anyways?
Yeaahright 1 year ago
Will it burn my mouth?
It'll Destroy your mouth! xD
BToTheReewind 1 year ago 2
This is so funny, even though I always have liked hot Pockets!
MarfaFilmz 1 year ago
this is very funny but the sad part is, is im eating a hot pocket right now. lol and wile i was makingit i read the directions and it said place hot pocket on paper plate so no it cant be a regular plate "paper plate" i thought wow how much more white trash can this get lol
therealslimshady321 1 year ago
Jim Gaffigan is the funniest comedian I've watched and I am NEVER going to eat a Hot Pocket ever after this.
Also something funny happened a while back. I was in ShopRight with my mom and sister and we were in the frozen food aisle when we heard this guy arguing with his wife about which Hot Pockets to get. Absolutely Lol ROTFLRH (rolling on the floor laughing really hard)
flippysvampires5 2 years ago 3
he is the funniest man ever
crackheadedV 2 years ago
because in the commercials it goes "HOT POCKETS!"
TheGiantOctopus 2 years ago 33
wtf why does he say somethin about then go hoooooooot pockeettttt
daledrkskll57 2 years ago
there is a vegetarian hot pocket for thoughs of us who don't eat meat, but still want diharea, hot pocket ahahahahaha
BeautifullyBroken010 2 years ago 60
@BeautifullyBroken010 Heeheeheehee!!!
brucecap 8 months ago
i laugh cuz my very white friend eats a hot pocket every day in class.
MrBlehbleh456 2 years ago
dead pocket!!!
LJdaentertainer 2 years ago 2
eating a bar b que hotpocket right now.
jamielee1978 2 years ago
this guy is so funny! When I first saw this I almost bust a gut laughing at it!
MsBigd72 2 years ago
who wouldn't give this 5 stars? he's the greatest white fat comedian ever. probably greatest comedian in general. check out his new one
willchen11 2 years ago 2
i just ate hot pocket.
lol
sadmadgla3 2 years ago
lmao
xxTaylor6661 2 years ago