Kitten Tenders - Made from 100% Kitten

[cornsnake1fan]

As a vegitarian I found this hilarious, because you know cats are not as smart as dogs, dogs are not as smart as pigs, these are facts, and I am horrified at most people

[misshollister21]

ha. everytime my cats do something bad, i tell them they'll be made into savory meat wands if they keep it up!

[sweaterbot]

Hi again Thessaly! Just wanted to paraphrase travel writer Bill Bryson in that you could stick me on a desert island for 10,000 years and those three words, "savory meat wands" would never ONCE enter my thought processes!!!  Love the video (and thank you for the MySpace welcome too)! Rawk awn!

[sweaterbot]

Ms. Thessaly, I'm laughing so hard that th' tears are smudging my non-smudge mascara!!! :o)  ~~Your New Fan in DC, Kay

[HEALTHEWORLDKINGOPOP]

SO GOOD

[4DJB25]

I watched this so many times and it doesn't get old. Hilarious.

[cameraperson]

stop it

[CooLitU9009]

snacks and nibblets are gay as fuk words

[artworkslive]

epically devilish. 5*

[TeehpodT]

"Kitten Tenders - Savoury Meat Wands." *LMAO* That jingle is freakin' sick! (cute, though) How do you come up with a phrase like "savoury meat wands" anyway? I love cats, still I find this very funny.

[stronggoes]

I love savory Meat wands, Kitten Tenders is very cutting edge , ****i love hearing these words on " audio preview"

[HoneyDip127]

OMG... This is Hillarious!!!!!!! lololololol

[naughtypuppetshow]

Loved It! ;-) Are they made with real cats? -NPS ;-P

[amythepure]

haha. Very funny!

[duckles123454321]

fuck you!

[TheeCoolOne]

crazed kitty fan?

[gocatdave]

Great video! Hilarious!!

[Sasorisempai]

I have a cat, but I found this HILARIOUS!

[RayneMarie]

Same. XP

[CreativeGuy]

This is one of the funniest things I have EVER seen. Totally fits my sense of humor.

[bluechickenX]

your funny.i luv all ur vids

[ZurgerKing]

XD funny

[PeteWentzIsNaughty]

I love dis video !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shanebaby07]

is that sarah silverman?

[royvillani]

funnny

[loomis1986]

AMAZING! XD

[PyRexext]

For even thinking that YOU'RE

[ginniex0x]

that was scaryyy....

[broot4u]

I am trying to hate myself for laughing at her, but I can't. She's really the Ghost of Gilda Radner. Man, I really enjoy her strangeness. Somebody put her on Mad TV please. It stopped being good since we lost Debra Wilson and Miss Swan. She could revive this thing.

BTW.. if she ever reads these posts, my Mother gave me shit for posting this to my Facebook. It looks like HER cat you're about to have dehydrated for the new Popcorn Kitten Tenders in your video.. LOL.

[ThessalyLerner]

i read these posts. Sorry your mom doesn't have a sense of humor. Thanks for your heartsies!

[ospididious]

Seriously, I'd rather see this on tv than those vapid lame ass self pretentious crap holes they have now.

[mcdfan07]

that was amazing.

"got the munchies?" lol

[alexizkoolio]

u guys that iz sick!!!......ur poopytails!!!!

[shadowwolfz]

funny

[em27soccer]

Lol

[osahiroX]

Wow.

This is the most amazing thing I've seen in my entire life.

[pinkandvampires]

I could use some kitten tenders right about now

[Alleyamma]

OMG that's terrible!!!!!!!!!

[ospididious]

Holy crap that's wrong and I love it!

[zubzKeegan]

that girl has such an annoying voice! anyway..movin on..check my vid!!!

[LOLxSOAD]

I'm gonna punch my lil sister now.

[wolfinside]

What???? I see by the comments below this video wasn't a real commercial? Damn, I was looking forward to some tasty chewy kitty vituals. (they are good eatin' ain't they?)

[tainoaz]

kitties have no reason....

why are they so aloof??

they are like spoiled super models or crack heads that have all the crack they need :I

[PsycReaper]

agreed

[Slevin7069]

dude cat jerky

[oJUSTSKATEo]

i want that in me

[fartgooselimmo]

what the fuck? thats sick

[adamherzog88]

thats just wrong!

[ellabellahollywood]

FUNNY stuff

[pushherenow]

Stop making videos and leave earth, please, this video made me want to punch my baby.

[whippedcreamshampoo]

I find this repulsively unfunny

[CltPredator]

Ditto. This makes me wanna go choke a bitch.

[phorcep]

Chris Benoit must have watched this as well

[phorcep]

the truth about heaven and god is that they don't exist please kill yourself

[XtbsxloveX]

lmfao, i love you

XD

[Mixerguy]

wow, that was wonderfully random and didn't have anything to do with the video. may want to save your religious honky for the proper forum. here we comment videos.

but that's just my 2c... :]

[PoPoNellie]

I would so buy these....Not to eat mind you, to keep the market for eating cats open. Alf was right you know. I love the lady at the end, her and her "kitty eating grin".

[FrostbiteWoW]

Hey ive allways been a advocate of eating pussy. 

*smiles*

[riddickmaximo]

How, Oh, How did I miss THAT one??? LOL

[ldrasin]

OMG-- you had me at "savory meat wands".

Rocky is cowering right now.

[papabearej]

lmfao

[wopwoman]

LOL. Eating kitten snacks is nothing new.. The chinese have been doing it for years. Yummy.. Now where is Fluffy, I'm craving some stir fry.

[Darknigh60]

woah woah i take tht as a offense....ok its only dogs and only hobos do tht..get ur facts rite

[Tambourines]

C'mon, people, have a sense of humor. She's being facetious.

[BlastinTrex]

you kicked me dog

now i have to blow your brains out

[blindinbeauty]

gross

[trainfrog]

You're a sick, sick person....5 STARS! :)

[eagl3seyes]

The cats vagina is lose

[juliacandie]

wow that was weird my cats on my lap and i think he was watching this video! OMG LOL

[ellabellahollywood]

Sooooo funny....

[Shiletimis]

OMGOMG, don't eat the cute animals, eew, that's just wrong. Lets eat the ugly animals instead, that's tasty!

Bleh, get over it, it's a spoof, a joke.

[hippl27]

okai.....

[ChroniclesofDreams]

I'm not emo. I enjoy life. And Sweeny Todd.

[bloodsoakedhands1987]

If we're speaking in steretypes, it's generally the vegan emo kids who are protesting this video.

[bombermanv2]

okay

[mitermiser]

The ukulady rocks the youtube world

[winterwolf5]

what the... i dont even know the word...

[bigblockboi]

savory wands lol

[em27soccer]

Lol

[obscureluzername]

wow, I just shit my pants.

[icpfan194]

lmfao! thank you abscureluzername for that random comment to make me laugh so much that i shit my pants. XD

[brian940808]

lmfao! thank you icpfan194 for that random comment to make me laugh so much that i shit my pants as well. XD

[bloodsoakedhands1987]

For all the haters:

You must of really hated Sweeney Todd. After all, they have a song about how one lady grinds up cats and feeds them to people. I have three cats, and only now have I ever thought they would make some good Jerky... here here patches :P.

[Zuyuri]

Agreed, bloodsoakedhands1987

[kvnmcg]

that was no excuse to dress up in drag. Whata bunch of fags.

[jaychins]

do u have Doggie Tender?

[psychospots666]

LOL!

[warpspeed444]

Oh my gosh...sooo good!!!

[jayhawk184]

that lady scares the hell out of me

[Zguy09]

No animals were harmed in the making of this YouTube video ^_^

[KnightKiller1000]

Lame and animal crulity.  Get a life.

[cheekycat458]

ya that noob needs to get a life that sun of a bitch

[masonmitch]

It's a JOKE... Get a clue.

[obscureluzername]

If she weren't already queer, your comment might have just tipped the scales.

[masonmitch]

VERY FUNNY

[Beastboyishawt]

that is so funny! (and don't call me a cat hater, I'm a cat breeder.)

[rp1dmc]

bitch

[ecmsings]

lol wow

[cannedpasta]

Savory Meat Wands... love it

[bluestubs]

is that a carb?? i dont eat carbs and UR FUR COAT is eeeik.. i hate fusha or purple. that is soo retro

[dougbarkermrf109]

I actually thought this was pretty funny. Nice video! :)

[giant24us]

women don't have a sense of humor.

[obscureluzername]

At least one did; your mom allowed YOU to live after all. I'd have drowned you in the tub.

[giant24us]

she tried, didn't work!

[obscureluzername]

Yeah I guess it wouldn't have, what with your gills and all.

[haguilar84]

Not really funny sorry it gets 1 star :(

[ellabellahollywood]

It's a joke people, a cute, nice, and playfull little joke.

[LuckyJenn]

yeah...im a vegetarian, but even if i wasnt id still be pretty appalled

[ponchato]

Wow, that fucking sucked. Like you, ms. Lerner.

[ellabellahollywood]

mean people suck...

[haguilar84]

using precious YT databases for this vid sucks...

[Cavs75]

why would u buy the chicken flavored kitten tenders-wouldnt you just buy chicken then, if ur gonna eat a cat it might as well taste like one.

[tony21005]

this is a product from china or one of them asian countries coming soon in puppy flavor

[sailormooncookie]

this is soooooooo hilarious! yummy!

[Vrictus]

God damn it... THE NEIGHBOR PUT MY CAT IN THE TOASTER. Thanks a lot. Someone baked my fucking cat!

[TexTK]

really catchy.

I'D BUY TWO!!

[supermariobanana]

awkard... and im gonna hide my cat >_>

[celluloidxdreams]

Cute commercial. XP Are they really made of felines?

[MyPOV75]

kind of funny

i think you're trying a little bit too much to be like sarah silverman, though....

[exile137]

try Amanda bynes

[44fta44]

huh? wtf just happend

[Coldheartedneko]

NOOOOOOO! THEY FRIED THE KITTY! *hides cats* they wont touch my cats......

[PhoohPhah]

Hmmm.... I wonder how they get kitten to taste like chicken.

[imbetterthanu3]

lol i luv it

[piklesthedrumr]

o wow...

[ellabellahollywood]

This is sooooo funny. We love all your videos, please keep em coming

[airgearROCKs]

WOW your a genuis!

Don't go to the movies, you might belive everything you hear and go crazy.

Unless you are joking with that comment...

Hmm that comment has to be a joke, cause no one is that stupid right?

[Simsie89]

I would sue their fucking asses and have them grinded up and sell it.

[maskangelman4]

add me world

[Mfisch016]

Okay im a vegatarian (no this isn't going to be a "HOW CAN THIS BE FUNNY?" comment hah) People you really are failing to see the humor in this simple video. The reason its funny is because no one in there right mind would eat a kitten. So just lighten up it isn't animal cruelty. But if you love animals so much why not stop eating meat (just a suggestion :), or you could enjoy the video and shut up)

[AnimeCosette]

Ok, I get where you're coming from about the animal abuse part, but this is a joke. There's no real kitten tenders.

[MidnightVulcan]

dude, its a joke....nobody would actually eat kittens...unless...well you just had issues..lol

[dragonfreak899]

omg O_O

[Lozoot2]

chicken flavored kitten? tastes like chicken!!

[DieLan2012]

win

[scrappy4096]

OK THATS MEAN People Realy do eat cats & dogs Rabbitd stuff like that i think thats rude!!

[MidnightVulcan]

um...its a joke...they dont actually mean it.

[BurntTomato]

ok, stfu, it a joke, im agianst animal abuse and this was jus FUNNY, so stop being a neo yuppy, and laugh a little

[omgemilie]

What about th poor cows, chickens, and pigs? :]

Im a vegetarian, and I thought this video was funny.

[juicr500]

Hahaha! I knew cats were good for something.

[Kaitlin487]

Did you look at the peoples faces who ate the kitten tenders? :P-- Um, Maybe it wasnt made of 100% Kitten,,

[spidey2064]

cute and creepy at the same time. lol.

[woolimustv]

lol thats creapy

[cutiemulf]

HAHA that voice.

[beatlesfreak264]

wtf thats probably the most annoying voice ever.

[jr026]

thats gay

[masonmitch]

funny funny stuff keep them coming

[calvinthe2nd]

why wands??? sticks wasn't good enough.. i have to bust a gut on wands of meat.. LOL!

[QuietClore]

i think i just shited myself

[ThompsonSeedless]

dont know why there's such a taboo on types of food, only the disease preventing theory makes sense because meat is meat there's little difference between squirrel, dog, etc. The taste of adult human is likened to pork, and infant human to the consistancy of fish by modern cannibals (Western, not the grass skirt kind)

[juicr500]

Nice.

Meat is meat.

[domytube]

lol @ the munchies. so many things are tasty when u got the munchies

[alexizkoolio]

that iz just plain sick!!!!

[orph0borph]

{:(

[NoSeaChusma]

At last...Feline Veal!

[tristanunsworth]

Thanks for being my special MySpace friend! hehehe Myspace.*com/AmyRoloff ;-)

[lubricant1978]

funny keep doing a great work....

[pierreplease]

that's funny I like the part where you mention they are vailable in chicken flavor....shouldn't a kitten tender be kitten flavored? lol

[themikejustice]

This is well-produced and funny, but that VOICE! Oy vey.

[cycostinkoman]

yay for eating pussy :)

[JHVH1]

This lady must have a day job doing voice acting for cartoons.

[Darkside2205]

no chinese wouldn't eat that. They throw animals in boxes and light them on fire with gas they don't eat them. and your actually thinking about japanese

[cwshere]

loco>> lmao!

But i'm allergic to cat ._. ...

[PhallenAng3L]

Hahaha.....well said.

:)

[PlasticVomit]

hahahaha Chicken flavor??

[heath1313]

thats a cat... not a kitten

[ShavedMilf]

awesome.

[glaive21842]

pedobear approves

[ghidfg]

bet chineese ppl would eat that shit

[zappaelcrappa]

Who do you think makes them ?

[locologan187]

I'd eat that pussy.

[bearlybuddies]

Not only did you watch it but then you wrote a review. I think you secretly liked it..come on you can tell us you like Kitten Tenders.

[bearlybuddies]

Its not cat food...its human food made from cats and its a joke.