"Murder.......oh,you're on time out!"..............................see at least someone gets the fact that timeout is whack! There's a reason why the bible says to spank your children.
i just saw him in california when i was on vacation. sooo funny. "he kept callin me Dog. like 'yo dog. sup doooog'. so i bit him...' hahaha totally hilarious!
Wonder what happened to Gary Busey ..lol
DavidMajorz 1 month ago
hey thats my uncle
mushu7467 1 month ago
When I was younger, I'd have to bring the belt to my parents, get spanked, and THEN get grounded. -_- lol
JesusChic16 3 months ago
this guy is a riot!! Cryin' over here.
Univox68 3 months ago
Does he sound a bit like Tim Allen?
myhalooma 5 months ago
@myhalooma
That's what I thought!!!!!
folauolailangi 3 months ago
I never got timeout this is bullshit! And I didn't get the the belt, I got the restriction cord. No joke
silentrain1203 8 months ago
"Murder.......oh,you're on time out!"..............................see at least someone gets the fact that timeout is whack! There's a reason why the bible says to spank your children.
RyanLuv9 9 months ago 2
He was at my church doing his act and I got his CD. He is really funny and very nice!
goldenlover20 10 months ago
black and blue light special in Kmart LOL! !!!!
nancyjgorman 11 months ago
He came to my leadership partnership today!
smileyismaface 11 months ago
hahaha
mygodisgood1000 1 year ago
scary dude.
pleasemorefunny 1 year ago
i exited out when he said dude.
hahameZX 1 year ago
Hilarious! Awsome.
Connaissances3 1 year ago
hes arite, but the racist chinese joke was alittle...uh...
huckapoo2jordan 1 year ago
that was a lil mean about the pastor but everything was good
975Dani 1 year ago
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975Dani 1 year ago
2:13 lol xD
TutkaTime 1 year ago
Let's play 'Who's the foster child?'" HA HA
hskrzfan34 1 year ago
"In my house, timeout meant how long you were unconscious"
haha that's funny
dudeguy927 1 year ago 4
Haha Scott Wood...
jtrome 1 year ago
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stevemcgranahan 2 years ago
I'm glad my parents aren't like that.
drsdino 2 years ago 3
"you go get my belt...chop chop...right now, you go get belt" lol...love it! she's so funny!
Sgteshara101 2 years ago 3
3:00 Whippings, isle 9... made my day
DKsasquatch 2 years ago 5
"When we found out that he had prostate cancer we hid the pocket knife from him." too funny I laughed so long.
chinapreacher 2 years ago 9
Great jokes, but not great timing....
KAT1998 2 years ago
well, you are a large woman
lolllzzz
briladynamite 2 years ago 3
Dishonor!
caalwaysopenhouse 2 years ago
he reminds me of seinfeld
SteveVader101 3 years ago 5
Scott is way too funny...loooooove his stuff! :D
audstune 3 years ago 3
he's okay. but Tim hawkins is better!!!!!
vote4bean 3 years ago 37
Definitely.
jujubean1226 2 years ago
@vote4bean tim hawkin is the best haha
xxxxdarkhunterxxxx 1 year ago
@vote4bean ikr!!
bethy5510 6 months ago in playlist Comedy
@vote4bean
True, very true!!!
folauolailangi 3 months ago
take 10 percent of my money
ha ha ha
TheChristianTower 3 years ago 5
too bad non-church goers have problems understanding that. XD
ArcadeeRPG 3 years ago 22
@ArcadeeRPG Im athiest but i got it 100%.
Dustin2010james 7 months ago
i just saw him in california when i was on vacation. sooo funny. "he kept callin me Dog. like 'yo dog. sup doooog'. so i bit him...' hahaha totally hilarious!
crazyloudjukebox 3 years ago 7
This is funny! Now watch 'Food and Gas'! "It McBit Me!" LOL!
turtlecursekate 3 years ago 5
Timeout lol
GJediAR 3 years ago 5
XD Funny!
kittystar6 3 years ago 5
I have this show and I have this guy. He's so funny!
jesusfreak335 4 years ago 8
This is very Funny!
drummin2somebeats 4 years ago 5