i was a marine in the infantry.this sort of shit happened every fucking weekend. before every weekend started there was a liberty brief every friday after work. Monday's there were marines waiting outside the company office to explain the stupid shit they did over the weekend. Don't get me started on the mayhem that incurred in the south pacific. 6 months of drunken sex orgies and violence. everyone survived. Only in the INfantry. Marines first ones to go last ones to know
Watched this right after watching Massage Parlor Rumble, I am sitting in my CHU crying silently because if I laugh my 2 other CHU mates will be awoken and it will take me "20 mins and 2 or 3 dozen headbutts" to get them to shut up about it.
LMFAO.... "pouring out of the kitchen of the place like some Top Ramen fueled clown car" !!! Freaking awesome.
You guys are fantastic! I have now watched most of these vids, favorited/liked actionfiguretherapy and a couple of the comedians herein on my facebook acct., bookmarked your website...etc...etc... over just the past couple of days since discovering AFT on here.
You get the gist; I'm basically addicted to these now lol. Keep 'em coming! :)
@canadiancarl i was a marine in the infantry.this sort of shit happened every fucking weekend. before every weekend started there was a liberty brief every friday after work. Monday's there were marines waiting outside the company office to explain the stupid shit they did over the weekend. Don't get me started on the mayhem that incurred in the south pacific. 6 months of drunken sex orgies and violence. everyone survived. Only in the INfantry. Marines first ones to go last ones to know
@samson0243 Oh and by the way.... Air Force Security Forces lick windows on the short bus you illiterate fucking oxygen thief. I will make your mom a Ranger-ette when I raw dog her in her anus and wipe a deluge of semen, balls sweat, and her rectal blood on the lips she kisses you goodnight with. Then I'll probably throw a Ranger tab under her bed for your Dad to find so that he can tell you that Rangers Lead The Way.
@samson0243 Also, while pussies like this individuals TSGT Stoner pretend to the everyday citizen that he is some kind of well trained war machine, there are the rest of us that know for a fact that he guards a gate for a living facing little to no risk other than carpal tunnel syndrome from checking IDs. And even when he does deploy, IF he ever has, you guard a gate on a FOB never leaving the wire. But Im sure that doesn't stop him from coming home and telling people bullshit war stories.
@samson0243 For everyone that doesn't know, Air Force SF means security forces, not special forces. That boils down to a security guard in uniform. Furthermore, this fuck-stain Samson states his location as San Angelo, Tx meaning he is stationed at Goodfellow AFB. There is nothing there but cherry ass soldiers and airmen right out of basic training. There is nothing combat related to this idiot's job as he hopes to pass off the acronym SF as the much more commonly known version, "Special Forces"
LMAO YOU ARE SICK I LOVE IT #TACP
324thKnight 1 week ago
next to the baby seat...
EmissarioDiMorte76 1 week ago
These stories are way too awesome to be true...
electgmax 2 weeks ago
Why doesn't Ranger have a show on NPR?
TheLexingtonCrew 2 weeks ago
wtf who thinks of this shit its awsome
jnpiel 3 weeks ago
Don't shoot the mustache. Its got titties
kproffitt85 1 month ago 7
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i was a marine in the infantry.this sort of shit happened every fucking weekend. before every weekend started there was a liberty brief every friday after work. Monday's there were marines waiting outside the company office to explain the stupid shit they did over the weekend. Don't get me started on the mayhem that incurred in the south pacific. 6 months of drunken sex orgies and violence. everyone survived. Only in the INfantry. Marines first ones to go last ones to know
rickzero24 2 months ago
freaken epic lol. u guys need more marine jungle skits
Drocked617 2 months ago
hahahahaha this is the funniest shit i have ever seen!!!!!
alkhemik 3 months ago
yall need to make a tv show
elementalfighter7 3 months ago
ranger is my hero.
mystikPS3 3 months ago
I love how Ranger's always pissed at Jungle.
bhlav8r 3 months ago
and the mustache
supersquidsmomma 3 months ago
lol top ramen fueled clown car oh god
pattypattyfatty 3 months ago
Ranger/Recon 2012 - Problem Solved - Problem Staying Solved. Hell yea!
tristanduff 4 months ago 2
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Watched this right after watching Massage Parlor Rumble, I am sitting in my CHU crying silently because if I laugh my 2 other CHU mates will be awoken and it will take me "20 mins and 2 or 3 dozen headbutts" to get them to shut up about it.
ArmySk8er 4 months ago
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ArmySk8er 4 months ago
LMFAO.... "pouring out of the kitchen of the place like some Top Ramen fueled clown car" !!! Freaking awesome.
You guys are fantastic! I have now watched most of these vids, favorited/liked actionfiguretherapy and a couple of the comedians herein on my facebook acct., bookmarked your website...etc...etc... over just the past couple of days since discovering AFT on here.
You get the gist; I'm basically addicted to these now lol. Keep 'em coming! :)
Bfly275 4 months ago
RTFU!!!
NickVolcom 4 months ago
Rangers lead the way!
firemedicpgh 4 months ago
Angry man with skimask rocks!
mikeli69 4 months ago
Headbutts f-ing rule...
thesofakingspecial 4 months ago
I wanna listen to Ranger talk radio EVERY DAY !!!!
QQrTwoQQ 4 months ago 54
@QQrTwoQQ YES!!!
yesacccasey 3 weeks ago
his the best
filmmakerkenny 5 months ago in playlist More videos from actionfiguretherapy
Angry Ranger tells the best stories EVER!!
Seraphim3040 5 months ago
hahaha,.. i think the only reason u guys are in therapy is because of Jungle,.. LOL
arcticsoulja 5 months ago
2 people need their souls buttf**ked... Rangers lead the way.
phearless1st28th 5 months ago
subscribed. Love it!!
sgtmiller278cav 5 months ago
i made it about to the second word and could not breath because i was laughing so hard. you guys/gals are freaking hilarious! Great stuff here!
woltersworld 5 months ago
@woltersworld you should see honey badger blood orgy action figure therapy its the best
inuonna23 5 months ago
@inuonna23 just saw it... i think i will be pissing myself for at least another 10 minutes :) freaking hilarious!
woltersworld 5 months ago
TomRamen Fueled!!!!!!!!!!!!
joshhudgin 5 months ago
Go Rangers!!!
ashikagaskilaa 5 months ago
Infantry Hooah
Unique0206 5 months ago
Rangers lead the way!
MrGumberkules 5 months ago
..my majestic love ferret!! LMFAO.
nikups03 5 months ago
this guy is awesome
i give full support to this guy
chimchar090 5 months ago
HAAHAHAHHAAH
Mesatrousdale 5 months ago
how do they come up with this shit lol
canadiancarl 5 months ago
@canadiancarl i was a marine in the infantry.this sort of shit happened every fucking weekend. before every weekend started there was a liberty brief every friday after work. Monday's there were marines waiting outside the company office to explain the stupid shit they did over the weekend. Don't get me started on the mayhem that incurred in the south pacific. 6 months of drunken sex orgies and violence. everyone survived. Only in the INfantry. Marines first ones to go last ones to know
rickzero24 2 months ago 4
@rickzero24
Ha, Sounds exactly like my old company, except we were known as the DUI Kings. Like you said, only in the Infantry
collguyjoe99 1 month ago 3
@collguyjoe99 hahahahaha
rickzero24 2 weeks ago
@rickzero24 semper fidelis
nuclearjanitors 1 month ago
@rickzero24 nothings changed
thmoviemarine 2 weeks ago
@thmoviemarine i don't expect it ever will
rickzero24 2 weeks ago
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@thmoviemarine i don't expect it ever will
rickzero24 2 weeks ago
Rangers like the Way! hahah
schlumpdogg 5 months ago
@schlumpdogg he said rangers lead the way
not trying to be a jerk just pointing it out
chimchar090 5 months ago
Love this stuff!!
jasonrcooper1 5 months ago
@samson0243 Oh and by the way.... Air Force Security Forces lick windows on the short bus you illiterate fucking oxygen thief. I will make your mom a Ranger-ette when I raw dog her in her anus and wipe a deluge of semen, balls sweat, and her rectal blood on the lips she kisses you goodnight with. Then I'll probably throw a Ranger tab under her bed for your Dad to find so that he can tell you that Rangers Lead The Way.
mrblonde808 5 months ago
@samson0243 Also, while pussies like this individuals TSGT Stoner pretend to the everyday citizen that he is some kind of well trained war machine, there are the rest of us that know for a fact that he guards a gate for a living facing little to no risk other than carpal tunnel syndrome from checking IDs. And even when he does deploy, IF he ever has, you guard a gate on a FOB never leaving the wire. But Im sure that doesn't stop him from coming home and telling people bullshit war stories.
mrblonde808 5 months ago
@samson0243 For everyone that doesn't know, Air Force SF means security forces, not special forces. That boils down to a security guard in uniform. Furthermore, this fuck-stain Samson states his location as San Angelo, Tx meaning he is stationed at Goodfellow AFB. There is nothing there but cherry ass soldiers and airmen right out of basic training. There is nothing combat related to this idiot's job as he hopes to pass off the acronym SF as the much more commonly known version, "Special Forces"
mrblonde808 5 months ago
two words... HELL YEAH!
anttech801 5 months ago
@samson0243
Not exactly sure what you are trying to say but use your words, they are your friends.
TheAryeh1988 5 months ago
MR CANT SEE SHIT... LMAO!!!
AnnieMaeOakley 5 months ago
Top Ramen fueled clown car LMAO!!!!
chocomamma 5 months ago
Who wants a Skittle Smoothie?! HAHAHA!
steveandcaron 5 months ago
These guys are priceless
mdballer24 5 months ago in playlist comedy
I need a neon banzai tree.
aztec923 5 months ago
1 person is going to get shot in the dick and the mustache
phliiber 5 months ago
I'd like to here Jungle Recons thoughts on Texas governor Rick Perrys new law to make helicopter hog hunting legal. Hell yeah!
flexx1987 5 months ago
My only regret is that I have but two thumbs with which to rate this video.
Awesome shit, man. Just... Awesome.
qawamity 5 months ago
Awesome!
lokio00 5 months ago
It took me 20 minutes and two or three dozen headbutts just to calm everyone down. LMAO
NotLegalinCalifornia 5 months ago
Majestic Love Ferret.
123turtle321 5 months ago
apeshit what a majestic word
dont you think
pianoguy98 5 months ago
So Goddamn awesome.
ViperStriker2011 5 months ago
He can't see SHIT!!!!!
CactusJack1127 5 months ago
I laughed so hard, my coworkers were scared.. AHHAHAH.
brooklynsweb 5 months ago
Angry ranger IS FUCKIN AWESOME.
Liv4EvrythgDie4Nothg 5 months ago
Top Ramen fueled clown car! hahahaha Genius, you guys are just genius!! I love Ranger's rants, they are the BEST!!!
mismack73 5 months ago
is anyone else having problems playing this?
IamScott351W 5 months ago
Angry ranger always has me laughing like a crazed lunatic with a flame thrower at toys r us at Xmas
darxcyber 5 months ago
"Like some Top Ramen fuel clown car"
beefmon 5 months ago
I think we would all love to see some Group Therapy
TheDirtyDeebs 5 months ago 33
Dan you are killing me in the best possible way. I'm dyin' here! *changes pants*
FloydUnderpants 5 months ago
This and every other Angry Ranger video friggin rule. One question though, what's up with zooming in on the plastic crotches?
cjake0115 5 months ago
And the funny is back.
YuppieGearhead 5 months ago
rranger needs the have a group session with snow and comando about how they hate jungle
keenumman1 5 months ago
Hilarious! These have to be the funniest videos on YouTube...Rangers lead the way!
Bucksjam22 5 months ago
just woke my roommate up by blasting this shit and laughing my ass off.
TheEodjew 5 months ago
Lol there the fire!
ratlefty 5 months ago
ROFL!!!!! Skittles smoothie!!
ibs2pid 5 months ago
Jungle for King of the world IMO
smsno1 5 months ago
air fucking borne!
MrNhuerta 5 months ago
@MrNhuerta
Geronimo!!!
evoking808 5 months ago
Will Snow Patrol beat him to it?
g8rflyboy 5 months ago
I was laughing from the title before I even clicked onto the video.
CityLimitsNowadays1 5 months ago
and his mustache....Ranger's lead the way!
PureSMOOTH1 5 months ago
i wish this guy was my uncle.
Onefromthedarkness 6 months ago
Angry Ranger for president. With Snow Patrolman as v.p.
DocRuffin 6 months ago
ok mr cant see shit!!!!! hahahahahahaha fucking love the ranger he is by far the best and yall need to make another faster cuz this is awesome
martinezis1 6 months ago
Not tha mustache
dontrll947 6 months ago
Hilarious
chaas013 6 months ago
Love this stuff...
GunsnTons 6 months ago
Ranger..... Awesome...
garywhinton 6 months ago
in the dick AND Mustache!
RowenCx4 6 months ago 35
@RowenCx4 Rangers lead the way!
dsmiles76 5 months ago
God dammit this is the funniest shit on Youtube. No one can combat that statement.
rockmuzicpwns 6 months ago 59
@rockmuzicpwns agreed
TheEodjew 5 months ago
Lets get a Green Ranger podcast!
unorthodoxJ 6 months ago 2
People who put first are gay...
xkillerforhire 6 months ago
@xkillerforhire first.
jigen8 6 months ago
LmfaO
0nesh0t0311 6 months ago
XD lmfao epic . Just epic.
Vdecepticon 6 months ago
btw y does it always zoom in on the guys dick lol always
propanda241 6 months ago
2nd comment thats cool right
propanda241 6 months ago
Not the mustache!
ThoseGuysParkour 6 months ago
:(
propanda241 6 months ago
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He's my favorite
jyabriel08 6 months ago
Yessssss!!! First comment! Ass Fuck all your souls!!!!
mattholmes9626 6 months ago