the film does have it's issues but i thought it was still a very well made film and an entertaining sci fi horror. it would've been better if the directer kept the atmosphere dark, intense and mysterious. The film was too short for me and it didn't have enough creepy moments like in Ringu, SHutter (the original asian ones), alien and Aliens.
I was really disappointed by EVENT HORIZON because I had seen a making of- special about it on HBO and had gotten all pumped up for it: Knowing how hard they had FAILED in what they were trying to do made the movie 10 times worse, to me. Maybe I should check it out again, sometime.
Hi my name is John Crichton and I work with with several writers and reviewers. I like your guys reviews so I was wondering if you wanted to do several reviews for Express newspaper and you will get paid. So what do you say?
How many movies have to have a Dr. Wier? The Sixth Day had one to0 (played by Robot Duvall). The name sounds like Dr. Wierd (like the demented guy from 'Aqua Teen Hunger Force').
I don't think Resident Evil is QUITE as bad as its reputation, though the sequels were total shit. Anderson hasn't written much quality work. He should just focus on directing.
I liked the review...pretty funny and well developed,even though it's only for fun...even if i dont agree that it's a shitty film because with all it's "BADNESS" it is still entertaining as hell, i do agree with lots and lots of stuff...the bad acting for exemple ^^
ill subscribe to you guys hope to see more quality funny reviews
Thanks for the comment mate. Everyone has different views about this movie, but although it's done purely for fun I think a lot of people think I hate Event Horizon, which I don't, I really like it. Cheers!
^^ no problem bro... you guys have a really good channel here...i found it randomly and i am seeing from first review to last and i am having a really fun time...with the exeption of spiders 2 i think i watched all the movies on your reviews so im cracking myself up rewatching those priceless jems
i have a small question to ask, in your awsome intro(great lyrics by the way) there is a scene of a cyborg guy stopping bullets with it's hands...what movie is that?
I've only recently found this channel and i have to say it's one of the best movie review channels on Youtube. You really do deserve more hits. Funny as F**K!
Quite frankly, Event Horizon didn't need to be deep to be good. It showed us a view of Hell that was quite unnerving. It's almost scary to think that the final version of the film is actually a much more toned down version of what Paul Anderson wanted.
Well that makes sense considering Event Horizon came out AGES before Red Dragon and that particular South Park episode.
I hate when people run around yealling "ripoff, RIPOFF" and they either don't even know what it is ripping off or they have their facts upside down. In general, believing that everything that appeals to you is original... is moronic.
I don`t think these guys get the concept of the movie! Not looking to be entertained apparently but to have an excuse to make a u youtube vid. The movie is about the concept of "wormholes" inthe universe and where would it take us. Iin this case "HELL" I like that concept and thought the movie was good. A horror movie is not about being artistic, but more to scare and thrill. Get a new day job boys, critics talk out thier ass and u r the worst kind.
I don't think this guy gets the concept of this review! Not look at the tongue-in-cheek humour but to have an excuse to make a shit comment. This review is about the concept of having a laugh and...you know what, I'm actually bored. I have a day job thanks, get a sense of humour.
This review seems to have become a bloody Hellmouth. It just attracts the humourless and whiney. It's a JOKE, they LIKE the film, they're having a LAUGH. For Christ's sake, if you don't have a sense of humour, don't watch this!
This is such shit. You go about as deep as a fucking bird bath and get totally hung up on the most stupid little fucking details and don't discuss the film as a whole. You obviously have no knowledge of cinema theory or filmmaking and anyone who takes you seriously is retarded. Event wasn't amazing, although I did like it, but even if you gave this kind of review to crap like Battlefield Earth, it would still be bad, because you discuss nothing of fucking substance. Get the fuck off youtube.
RARR A YOUTUBE MOVIE REVIEW ISN'T DEEP ENOUGH FOR MY SOPHISTICATED MOVIE MIND THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!!!!1111 ANGRY FACE >:-(
I will agree with you on one point; anyone who takes us seriously is a bit thick. And since you, my friend, have taken this review very seriously...well...what can I say?
Who knows. I've given it a thumbs up ;) I've not watched the film again to see if you're comment is correct, but the review isn't entirely serious anyway. A lot of people who come across the video miss this.
great review. although you forgot the funniest bit of bad acting in the film. the part where weir turns around to see his dead eyeless wife and he makes this stupid but hilarious terrified scream that sounds like "oooooooaaaaaahhhhhhhh".
Now - have you ever wonderd, what happen to you if you get posessed by a spaceship and then sucked into outer space, well the ship brings you back because she wont let you leave, then gives you a badly scarred body - lovely, just what ive always wanted... im sure the chicks dig a scar or two anyway - then you start spouting out a load of complete nonsens to the hearer!
great movie too bad it was directed by Paul Anderson :/ i wish someone like James Cameron could have made event horizon then it would have been a more successful sci fi horror...
they made a special edition dvd so the movie has improved a bit but even with half the scenes deleted making it a so called failure its still a great sci fi horror :)
good down to earth, honest review of this film. I love it! Great lines and with sam neill in it u cant go wrong. I loved the part where u asked what Dr Weir thought and his one and only reply was 'I don't know'. Hahahahah keep it up brothers.
Class act. Easily one of the best reviews you lads have made. Poor Eddie getting sent back in time! Loved the devil bit! Its true the ending was a let down for me too, I expected more of it after some great opening scenes and building it up. Still a great film and great review! DO YOU SEE!? LOL!
Watch 'Supernova'! Thats even more shit!
morzansreddragon 3 months ago
the film does have it's issues but i thought it was still a very well made film and an entertaining sci fi horror. it would've been better if the directer kept the atmosphere dark, intense and mysterious. The film was too short for me and it didn't have enough creepy moments like in Ringu, SHutter (the original asian ones), alien and Aliens.
and awesome review as always SCC :-D
pfl95 5 months ago
After the last Resident Evil, isn't PA just doing a Uwe Bolle and taking the piss out of us all, while he takes our money?
BunrakukenIII 7 months ago
You have a nice mullet sir.
TheCaptainLulz 8 months ago
This movie used to scare the shit out of me when I was just a kid, and I'll admit I still like it.
tdr124 8 months ago
Event Horizon was Hellraiser II in space.
EpiquestGame 9 months ago
@EpiquestGame No! 'Hellraiser: Bloodline' is Hellraiser in space! ;)
Pfalzgreven 7 months ago
10,000th view
kirkfnw 9 months ago
i like this movie think its a winner
dudemate78 9 months ago
It was Paul Andersons 3rd movie Actually, But what i wanted Changing is
-Better Actors (Sam Niel and Laurance are the only good ones)
-Detailed Story
-Different director
...So overall i Found the Movie Decent compared to his other Shit movies. 6/10
Hey John, when are you going to Review Resident Evil?
DeanyB90 10 months ago
Its pauls 3rd movie mate
DeanyB90 10 months ago
EH was an alright movie in my opinion, id give it 7/10
cheesyman1 10 months ago
THAT LINE "DO YOU SEE"
"DO YOU SEEEEEEE!?"
-calmly "Yes I see"
was incredible and i can tell you guys liked IT!!
adolfolicious 11 months ago
I was really disappointed by EVENT HORIZON because I had seen a making of- special about it on HBO and had gotten all pumped up for it: Knowing how hard they had FAILED in what they were trying to do made the movie 10 times worse, to me. Maybe I should check it out again, sometime.
GoblinXXX 11 months ago
do you see? pokes himself with sunglasses.oh no i dont cos i've just blinded myself.
ahdeath2007 1 year ago
Event Horizon isn't a bad movie!!
ZekkeAsakura 1 year ago
John sound slike graeme from the goodies
Smallvillenerd 1 year ago
I have that predator toy
vivalaminion 1 year ago
I love your reviews. too damn funny.
pretorious700 1 year ago
5:41
HERE I COME MOTHA FUCKA!!!! hahahahahahah
246trinitrotoluene 1 year ago
I had shit in my pants when I saw the movie
One of the scariest movies I have ever seen
ampelogardenboy 1 year ago
Hi my name is John Crichton and I work with with several writers and reviewers. I like your guys reviews so I was wondering if you wanted to do several reviews for Express newspaper and you will get paid. So what do you say?
hughsyz 1 year ago
How many movies have to have a Dr. Wier? The Sixth Day had one to0 (played by Robot Duvall). The name sounds like Dr. Wierd (like the demented guy from 'Aqua Teen Hunger Force').
IggyHazard 1 year ago
Event Horizon 2: The Staring Contest XD
Cassavius 1 year ago
Ha, Event Horizon 2 was Pandorum! Which... was, well - kind of the same but not as good.
ProphetTenebrae 1 year ago
A movie that I actually like alot to be honest.
Love your review of it although it got bashed pretty bad (on the other hand its all pretty tounge-n-cheek :)).
I even got a special edition of Event Horizon, dont ask me why lol.
Worminfestedovaries 1 year ago
a few movies for ya. A polish vampire in burbank. GREAT! Curse of the Queerwolf. Great! And SUPERBADASS by charles E. cullen. check dat shit out
tokyodave1982 1 year ago
Correction. "Paul Anderson" did not direct Event Horizon. It was shit UK Director
Paul W.S. Anderson, who put his middle initials in to save being confused with USA Director Paul Anderson- who directed the awesome Boogie Nights.
MegaPhoenixBird 2 years ago
Surprisingly funny
deguimerautube 2 years ago
Event Horizon i actually really like its the only paul anderson movie i would call great.
Godzilla52 2 years ago 2
I don't think Resident Evil is QUITE as bad as its reputation, though the sequels were total shit. Anderson hasn't written much quality work. He should just focus on directing.
kazuo62 2 years ago
I liked the review...pretty funny and well developed,even though it's only for fun...even if i dont agree that it's a shitty film because with all it's "BADNESS" it is still entertaining as hell, i do agree with lots and lots of stuff...the bad acting for exemple ^^
ill subscribe to you guys hope to see more quality funny reviews
cheers ^^
TheRbernardo 2 years ago 3
Thanks for the comment mate. Everyone has different views about this movie, but although it's done purely for fun I think a lot of people think I hate Event Horizon, which I don't, I really like it. Cheers!
shitcasecinema 2 years ago 3
^^ no problem bro... you guys have a really good channel here...i found it randomly and i am seeing from first review to last and i am having a really fun time...with the exeption of spiders 2 i think i watched all the movies on your reviews so im cracking myself up rewatching those priceless jems
i have a small question to ask, in your awsome intro(great lyrics by the way) there is a scene of a cyborg guy stopping bullets with it's hands...what movie is that?
keep on the great reviews
^^
TheRbernardo 2 years ago
Thanks for your kind words, it's appreciated :) Glad you're enjoying some of the reviews.
As for the clip in the intro video, the cyborg is from a film called Guyver: Dark Hero (which is reviewed on the channel). Thanks again!
shitcasecinema 2 years ago
I've only recently found this channel and i have to say it's one of the best movie review channels on Youtube. You really do deserve more hits. Funny as F**K!
bobbles291171 2 years ago 8
Thanks very much, appreciate your kind comments :)
shitcasecinema 2 years ago
@shitcasecinema I greatly enjoy your reviews...very, very funny. A lot funnier than most things on Youtube. Please review more films!
pengyou55 1 year ago
Gees! there are a lot of whiney types commenting here, if you dont like the shit in the cinema (review) go suck a double sided dvd.
luxenfux 2 years ago
great song at begin
Shotec1 2 years ago
HAHA "where we're going, we won't need eyes to see" i love that!
ShxtBlowsUp 2 years ago
Quite frankly, Event Horizon didn't need to be deep to be good. It showed us a view of Hell that was quite unnerving. It's almost scary to think that the final version of the film is actually a much more toned down version of what Paul Anderson wanted.
RoyalGuard503 2 years ago
your reveiws are freakin awesome.
i wish i had some frinds like you guys. do you live anywhere near the surrey hampshire border
leonmcveigh 2 years ago
Do you see?!
gabboep1995 2 years ago
Yes, I see! :D Classic line from the movie.
shitcasecinema 2 years ago
That captain say: "Liberate tuteme ex inferis". "Save your self from hell"
jazzy12345677 2 years ago
lol how can people argue event horizon is deep ?
MEKON17 2 years ago 2
the "do you see line" is a ripoff of one of the Hannibal Lecter films
BorgHub 2 years ago
Is it really? Never thought about it to be honest :P
shitcasecinema 2 years ago
yeah. I think it was in "red dragon" (the third film)
some psycho was torturing someone and kept saying "do you see" in the exact same tone
south park did a parody of that scene too
BorgHub 2 years ago
Well that makes sense considering Event Horizon came out AGES before Red Dragon and that particular South Park episode.
I hate when people run around yealling "ripoff, RIPOFF" and they either don't even know what it is ripping off or they have their facts upside down. In general, believing that everything that appeals to you is original... is moronic.
Anfield1892TheGrave 2 years ago 2
some dude says it in red dragon but its not really a ripoff
ZigZagRunner 2 years ago
I don`t think these guys get the concept of the movie! Not looking to be entertained apparently but to have an excuse to make a u youtube vid. The movie is about the concept of "wormholes" inthe universe and where would it take us. Iin this case "HELL" I like that concept and thought the movie was good. A horror movie is not about being artistic, but more to scare and thrill. Get a new day job boys, critics talk out thier ass and u r the worst kind.
stgeorge28 3 years ago
And you're missing the tongue in cheek view of all our reviews. The movie is good, I love it. Don't take things at their face value.
shitcasecinema 3 years ago
I don't think this guy gets the concept of this review! Not look at the tongue-in-cheek humour but to have an excuse to make a shit comment. This review is about the concept of having a laugh and...you know what, I'm actually bored. I have a day job thanks, get a sense of humour.
PowerThirteen 3 years ago 2
This review seems to have become a bloody Hellmouth. It just attracts the humourless and whiney. It's a JOKE, they LIKE the film, they're having a LAUGH. For Christ's sake, if you don't have a sense of humour, don't watch this!
arprodexec 3 years ago
This is such shit. You go about as deep as a fucking bird bath and get totally hung up on the most stupid little fucking details and don't discuss the film as a whole. You obviously have no knowledge of cinema theory or filmmaking and anyone who takes you seriously is retarded. Event wasn't amazing, although I did like it, but even if you gave this kind of review to crap like Battlefield Earth, it would still be bad, because you discuss nothing of fucking substance. Get the fuck off youtube.
vicarious113 3 years ago
You've obviously missed the entire point of the video. I like Event Horizon a lot for the record. So you get the fuck off Youtube.
shitcasecinema 3 years ago
get a sense of humour.... and a life. then YOU get the fuck of youtube.
arprodexec 3 years ago
RARR A YOUTUBE MOVIE REVIEW ISN'T DEEP ENOUGH FOR MY SOPHISTICATED MOVIE MIND THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!!!!1111 ANGRY FACE >:-(
I will agree with you on one point; anyone who takes us seriously is a bit thick. And since you, my friend, have taken this review very seriously...well...what can I say?
PowerThirteen 3 years ago 10
You didn't hear the "ex inferis"-part because the crew had to filter it out. If you pay attention the women mentions it.
Agentbromsnor 3 years ago
Why is this downrated? :s
Agentbromsnor 2 years ago
Who knows. I've given it a thumbs up ;) I've not watched the film again to see if you're comment is correct, but the review isn't entirely serious anyway. A lot of people who come across the video miss this.
shitcasecinema 2 years ago
Yeah, some people just can't see a satire.
I watched this review before I watched the movie again so thats why I posted it here since I kept the bit about "... ex inferis" in mind.
Agentbromsnor 2 years ago
great review. although you forgot the funniest bit of bad acting in the film. the part where weir turns around to see his dead eyeless wife and he makes this stupid but hilarious terrified scream that sounds like "oooooooaaaaaahhhhhhhh".
gnarkill87 3 years ago
"It's shit, but it's shit in a good way"
lol
redlion7277 3 years ago 3
Thanks for the positive comments folks, it's always appreciated:)
shitcasecinema 3 years ago
sooo good
RiesigeBaelle 3 years ago
Now - have you ever wonderd, what happen to you if you get posessed by a spaceship and then sucked into outer space, well the ship brings you back because she wont let you leave, then gives you a badly scarred body - lovely, just what ive always wanted... im sure the chicks dig a scar or two anyway - then you start spouting out a load of complete nonsens to the hearer!
luxenfux 3 years ago
Keep up the good work guys, this was spot on!
luxenfux 3 years ago
4.13 is f*ckin epic!!!!! HAHAHAHAAHA
luxenfux 3 years ago
great movie too bad it was directed by Paul Anderson :/ i wish someone like James Cameron could have made event horizon then it would have been a more successful sci fi horror...
APRG8635684371 3 years ago 6
Yeah, James Cameron is the shit! Long live the king of movies!!
beautybrainsbrawn 3 years ago
they made a special edition dvd so the movie has improved a bit but even with half the scenes deleted making it a so called failure its still a great sci fi horror :)
IneedAbitchNamedJADE 3 years ago
I have the special edition on DVD but there's no change in it compared to the original release. It's a cool film though for sure.
shitcasecinema 3 years ago
good down to earth, honest review of this film. I love it! Great lines and with sam neill in it u cant go wrong. I loved the part where u asked what Dr Weir thought and his one and only reply was 'I don't know'. Hahahahah keep it up brothers.
iwonwalker1285 3 years ago
Class act. Easily one of the best reviews you lads have made. Poor Eddie getting sent back in time! Loved the devil bit! Its true the ending was a let down for me too, I expected more of it after some great opening scenes and building it up. Still a great film and great review! DO YOU SEE!? LOL!
wakeylad107 3 years ago 2
The film that started a legend now given it kudos. Brilliant!
arprodexec 3 years ago