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  • usless and stupid Trekki propaganda. lol

  • Funny, liked it! I recognised the 'Star WARS?' sample from when Teh Shat did a turn at the dinner honouring George Lucas.

    I see you're getting the usual bucketloads of comments from 'fans' arguing the toss between Trek and SW. lol! Some things never change!

  • One Death Star ray would destroy the Enterprise of what ever fuck you

  • very funny. nice.

  • Very sensible, if you don't know what it is, just blow it up. Betther safe then sorry. No one has ever been attacked by a ship that has already been destroyed.

  • now take yur genocidle ass, off of my bridge

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  • Great video.

  • @Idazmi An imperial star destroyer can lay waste to an entire planet rendering it uninhabitable. Google Base Delta Zero. Star Wars has warship and the Imperal Star Destroyer is just that. The enterprise a weak scout ship. 25,000 Imperial Star Destroyers were built. How many ships does your federation have?

  • @Iffy350 Exactly the same. Also, if the Enterprise is a "weak scoutship" what does that say for warships? Not to mention:

    /wiki/Constitution_class_stars­hip

    Idiot.

  • @Idazmi7: How is a ship so small and so weak a warship, where are the troops, where are the tanks? The federation has no real army to speak of. No, they are scout, that's all they do. Look at new planets, fuck around the galaxy at very slow speeds and screw green humanoids.

  • @Iffy350 U.S.S Enterprise is a 947 foot long Heavy Cruiser, with powerful human and alien weapons technology. (Phasers are human, Photon Torpedoes are Klingon) It is comissioned to "Police and uphold the interests of the Federation, and defend the 262 United Federation member planets from all planetary

    threats". Starfleet Ground warfare uses personal ray shields.

    "Little scout" applies to Daedalus class *explorers*, which are armed only with nukes and lasers, and are only 300 feet long.

  • @Iffy350 If you paid any attention to either the 2009 movie or the original series you would know that the enterprise is frigging massive and that there are 200 people on it. on top of that, the federation doesn't need tanks or troops because they can do everything an army can do and more from space.

  • @Iffy350 Search that link at Wikipedia.

  • @Idazmi7: Jesus, get a life you halfwit cunt.

  • @Iffy350 Also, your info is Non-Canon.

  • @Idazmi7: You don't need to spam my inbox asshol. Not everyone is a looser like you with nothing better to do than argue about science fiction bullshit on youtube. Star Trek and Star Wars are both fake. Get over it. Get a fucking life you troll.

  • It would have been cool if Star Trek made an episode with Star Wars.

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  • only on youtube can a video about star wars and star trek lead to a hypothetical/ philosophical conversation about Pluto and asteroid belts

  • Damn. That's why Harrison Ford myseriously stopped making movies.

  • You're arguing over what?

  • Star Trek is based several hundred years in the future where as star wars is set thousands of years in the past. Besides a squadron of K-Wing bombers would rape the Enterprise.

  • @Iffy350 The old Enterprise (the one pictured) can destroy cities with just it's phasers, (torpedoes are more powerful) and can level an M-class planet's surface, as per the Original Series episodes "Mirror, Mirror", and "A Taste of Armageddon". The old Enterprise is 86 years old in Trek time, making it very outdated. K-wing THAT.

  • It doesn't matter who could win, the are both good... Aside from which an Atlantian Puddle Jumper could wipe the floor with both of them.

  • The Enterprise couldn't catch the Falcon. You got her going star trek speed!! Total fail. Nice form.

  • It's been mathematically proven that one nonexistent sci-fi ship could destroy another nonexistent sci-fi ship. The humanity!

    Also no.

  • If the some of the computers can't hit the Defiant, how can they hit the Falcon (Defiant is larger)?

  • See, this is what happens when Han doesn't shoot first.

  • HAN, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! WHY??

  • So you are criticizing Star Wars and yet you use their effects?

  • @FATE522 I'm not criticizing anyone, I simply took advantage of the fact I had Nichelle Nichols saying Millennium Falcon and William Shattner saying Star Wars? So I edited together a scene in which I could use both lines and have it make some sense. I love both Star Wars and Star Trek! I hope you enjoyed my little video!!

  • @albion432

    No doubt I enjoyed it. :) It just appears that you are saying one is better than the other. :P But it is great to see you love both and I do to. :) Keep up the good work :)

  • @albion432 yeah well the star wars line sounded like a diffrent person but still really awsome try :D

  • Arm and lock photon/phasers on that heap of junk.

    Mr. Sulu. FIRE!

    STAR TREK RULES!

  • I feel sad don't get me wrong I love star trek but I love star wars to.

  • the whole star wars universe would get owned by the borg. all they do is adapte and ansilmalte everything. including the death star :P  owened

  • N0000!!! HARRIS0N!! DX<

  • except the time frame for each vessel - is seperated by about 20,000 years ?

  • i love the way he says 'STAR WARS?!'

  • this was a awsome video , keep up the great work

  • It's been Mathmatically proven that a Simple X Wing could Destroy the Enterprise

  • @lgmmrm I've got only two words to say about that . . . prove it!

  • Oh I know the PERFECT place where someone DID prove it. Beyond a shadow of a doubt in my opinion, and I AM the consummate Star Trek geek.

  • @DestinedJedi87 I am the perfect Star Trek customer... not. I want everything in the Star Trek motive!!!

  • @albion432 I do like how Star Wars fans justify their stance by saying their statistical numbers are bigger.

    "The Enterprise's shield output is 4 gigajoules, well, the tie-fighter's shield output is 4000 million trillion zillion!!!"

    First of all, 2 can play that game with each side just increasing their numbers.

    Second, I don't remember Lucas ever stating technical specifications

    Third, they're in different realities! That's like comparing apples to... goombas!!!

  • @albion432 prove it? 2+2x2=6!

  • @2misterA oh yeah, well what about 1+1x1=2! Got ya there!

  • @AnimalXTheAmazon Oh Yeah, well 0+0x0=0 GOT YOU BOTH THERE!

  • @albion432: Easy-peasy. Take one plastic toy, throw it at the other. That is all either ship is, a plastic toy.

  • @lgmmrm That seems illogical to me

  • @lgmmrm except for two things you forgot. One we have the best shilds and two one blast from us and a stupid lone X wing would fail even to a simple lighsaber of which i could prove if you need me too.

    Star Trek rules!!!!! Star Wars keeps repeating itself in different generations

  • @BethVidz listen, two words

    Sun Crusher

    two more words

    Galaxy Gun

    Two more words

    Jedi Knight

  • @lgmmrm I've got three words for that... Incorrect TOO INCORRECT

  • @lgmmrm how?!

  • @lgmmrm

    Yeah your right... but only if the X wing ran into it! LOL

  • @lgmmrm Excuse me, but which Enterprise? There have been seven, The NX-01, NCC-1701,A,B,C,D and E. and remember each Enterprise was stronger and more powerful than the one before it, with better Shields, Phasers and Torpedo capabilities. Not to mention better Warp Drives that can work in close quarters (Picard Manouver) as opposed to hyper drives which are only good for long distance travel.

  • @rebel1701 I believe it was D (It was picards ship for most of TNG)

  • @lgmmrm so it has been mathmatically proven that the Starship U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701-D Galaxy Class, which could run rings around all the previous starships named Enterprise, could be beaten easily by an X wing? Sorry but NO CHANCE. Remember the Enterprise D does have saucer Seperation, making it effectively TWO (2) ships verses ONE (1) X-wing. What I was meaning was which Enterprise could an X-Wing destroy easily? Archer's NX-01, Maby. NOT the D.

  • @lgmmrm How? Both of them are works of fiction! What you said is just as stupidly inane as saying it's been genetically proven that Wookies are stronger than Klingons.

    Get off your chair, leave your room, go outside, get a life!

  • @VinnyMonster1 both filmmakers have books that have power outputs and shielding and all that shit, both franchises go so far into it that they have the numbers and.. well, you get it..

  • @lgmmrm But it's all imaginary! You can't prove an imaginary thing with mathematics!

    Ultimately, this is just like the numerous 'which superhero is the best' arguments.

    And I strongly suspect that the producers of the Star Wars tech manuals and what have you decided that their gear would be more powerful than Trek gear. Either way, it's a 5 year old's argument. The only thing that is of any importance is the quality of the shows and/or movies.

  • @VinnyMonster1 Yes you can prove an imaginary thing with mathematics. I forget if it was the asteroid belt or Pluto. Unfortunately, after you prove something it's no longer imaginary.

  • @UglySean The Asteroid Belt and Pluto are not imaginary. You're talking about proving a hypothetical or a theoretical thing, which is entirely different. Let me put it another way. You can't prove a fictional thing with mathematics because it does not exist. The Star Trek and the Star Wars universe do not exist, therefore nothing within them can be proven mathematically.

    End of the day, does it really matter which fictional universe has the bigger and/or better stuff?

  • @VinnyMonster1 What I am saying is that at one time the Asteroids and Pluto WERE hypothetical concepts because they hadn't been discovered yet. One, maybe bother were first theorized using mathematics. I think it was the asteroids because due to some yahoo's math there had to be something between Mars and Jupiter. Until that time its existence was hypothetical as far as Earthlings were concerned. Same with alleged planets beyond Pluto or Mercury. Imaginary until proven real.

  • @UglySean Not imaginary, hypothetical.  There is evidence that suggests they're there. Imaginary means that somebody just dreamed stuff up.

  • @lgmmrm but a star destroyer not

  • @lgmmrm

    not an X-wing but the falcon could destroy it real easy just with the rail guns.

  • A Star Wars fan and a Star Trek fan walk into a bar...

  • That was stupid.

  • very funny but the Falcon would wipe the Enterprise from the stars, they MIGHT not have as much firepower but the Falcon could outmaneuver the Enterprise and it's weaponry with little effort......

    still a funny clip though! As long as everyone realizes that the Falcon would totally win.... with no contest....... whatsoever......

  • the way Kirk say's Star Wars LOL

  • yea the millenium falcon would wipe the voyager form totally exsistence.

  • HaaHaa!! That was great. Terriffic upload. 5 stars man.

  • @albion432 yeah so i guess that means that in the star wars "universe" the enterprise vs star wars ships (during time of enterprise is built) would be like sticks vs nuclear weapons (because if they had that type of tech long ago imagine what they would have now) and the millenium falcon would b a totally outdated piece of junk

  • a couple of shots of Millenium Falcons weapons would be enough to destroy the Enterprise

  • Wow a verbal war between Star Wars Nerds and Trekies (SuperNerds) baaaaahhahahahahaha no wonder you guys are the butt of countless jokes!!!!! ROFLMAO

  • No there from two diffrent galxys. learn your trek fool

  • Being that they come from two different universes, I would say that they're not comparable.

  • @darthluna001 No there from two diffrent galxys. learn your trek fool

  • @MajoraProject

    By universes, I referred to the English use of the word. I know they're two different galaxies.

  • @darthluna001 and don't forget they come from two different time periods too . . . one long ago and the other about 250 years in the future.

  • @albion432 You need to consider the possabliity of time travel.

  • most ships in star wars could kick the enterprise's ass. like star destroyers, mon calimari cruisers, venator cruisers, executor SSD, eclipse SSD (no chance the enterprise could beat the eclipse or executor. and if u dont no wat it is then look it up), ect. star wars ships r jus bettr. but the millenium falcon would probably lose 2 the enterprise

  • @fagonfly Millenium Falcon is just a freighter. But Han probably could outrun them!

  • Hmm...the Constitution is an outdated hunk of junk...and the Millenium Falcon is an outdated hunk of junk. This would be close.

    But then, the Enterprise is bigger, and has a larger crew. Phasers are probably more powerful too. The Falcon's a souped up medium freighter with a few plasma guns and small missles strapped onto it. I'd say the Enterprise would win, if they fought that is.

    Can't they just get along? :-)

  • everyone just stfu ok? there is not a better ship. in the case of a battle the falcon couldnt damage the enterprise and the enterprise couldnt hit the falcon. its a stalemate.

  • star trek is better

  • okay look, the millenium falcon could totally outmanuver the enterprise. they have better gunners and shields to hold up against a star destroyer! no way the star trek guys would win

  • With the special effects of the 1960s, theoretically, yes. However, if I remember right, the technology (warp / hyper speed ) is about the same. While the Falcon is more maneuverable at first glance because it is a crap load smaller, the Enterprise is no slouch itself. It'd give Sulu would give Solo a run for his money ! *giggles*

  • thats true but there is no way a ship could fly like the millenium falcon. Their way of flying is like airplanes of ww2. there is no way a ship could do those manuveuers. As for a star destroyer. If they eat 5 photon torpedoes in the bridge we will see who is the best. As far as i remember star trek ships have adjustable shields. A star destroyer doesnt. Without mention the cloaking ability of the birds of pray.

  • are you high? the millenium falcon is not an airplane!!! this is space where there are light sabers and talking robots, don't tell me they can't fly. and the enterprise does not have a cloaking device

  • maybe there will be a time when light sabers will be developed. We are already living in a time were robots are talking. But there will never be a time that spaceships will be able to fly and manuveuer like millenium falcon. Its against phycics. in star wars the ships make turns that need gravity. but there is no gravity in space. If you can read you will find out that i was talking about the cloaking ability not of the enterprise but of the BIRDS OF PRAY.

  • prey

  • @FluffyFeralMarmot the millenium falcon would be destroyed even by the Botany Bay LOL

  • Oh well.....this was bound to happen sooner or later.

  • I'm a Trek Wars fan! They both rock!

  • name ONE way enterprise would win. falcon shields and firepower > enterprise shields and firepower. and dont try the size thing. yoda was tiny and he reached age 900. the death star 2 was huge and it lasted 3 years.

    and sw proton torpedos have 150 megaton shaped charges, so all 150 megatons are used. st photon torpedos have 48 megaton normal charges so only 24 megatons is used, the rest dissipates into space.

  • Star Trek > Star Wars

  • Star wars has more true and logical science in it. It leaves you with less guessing.

  • Please, the entire original trilogy associates the force as a spiritual/mental growth obtained through rigorous mental focus and exercise. The newer half refutes everything substantiated in those films by saying that the force is governed by magical creatures in your body.

    It's all fiction based on science...Thus the tag 'science fiction.'

  • Not really thinking about that. The light sabers and blasters are both ran by ozone. I'm working on figuring out what the phaser thingys are. I'm a huge fan of either one so I'm not going to go into a huger report about engines and stuff cause I'm not a huge fan of either one, but that's what I mean. Of course the whole force thing is bs but so is spok's mindmelding and shoulder pinch. I just think star wars has a bit more science in it. I think they made a special on it.

  • Plus It's quite refreshing that not all of the aliens look like humans with make up in star wars.

  • Um no, midichlorians are the result of and not the cause of the force.

    Even Wookies have them, and not all wookies are force sensitives.

    Correct science FICTION, is just that fiction, which also includes star trek B5 and BSG.

  • Then why drag 'real' science into it? Everyone knows that star trek is just a bunch of fictional jargon...Avoiding the jargon doesn't make Star Wars any more or less 'real' it just means theres less emphasis.

    I'll agree to disagree with your assertion that the force creates midichlorians...I am admittingly not the biggest Star Wars fan (although I do enjoy the films) I am just going off of my own interpretations of the prequels.

    At any rate, I'm not trying to start a fight or anything.

  • I didn't mention real science. Never said one was more realistic than the other either.

    Look up midichlorians on a wiki, they don't cause the force they are just found in greater numbers in force sensitives.

    While you're at it wiki the force.

  • You said true science. Sorry, I assumed true=real. I think that's a fair assumption on my part.

  • What are you talking about?

    I just looked back 2 years worth of posts on this video...

    I never once mentioned REAL science in any of my arguments.

  • Hmm, sorry my original reply was to Acco. I wasn't even talking to you, you just jumped in and I didn't notice. My fault.

    My original post was just a rebuttle to Acco for him saying that Star Wars has more 'true' science, which I think is absolutely ridiculous. I wasn't bashing Star Wars.

  • Yeah that seems to happen a lot on youtube.

    Water under the bridge.

  • Oh really? Then explain how a farm boy with about as much mental focus as is necessary to wank himself can be as powerful as Vader with about a week of training...

  • Because he was the chosen one, you moron. He finished the basic jedi training, and only defeated vader because he was his son and vader had doubts about killing him.

    Vader was holding back, because the emperor said he was going to intervene if things went awry, of course that was a lie.

    Did you even pay attention to the movies?

  • Yeah I'm pretty sure that the enire original trilogy pretty much went on and on about how luke was the chosen one, hero of the rebellion and son of one of the most powerful jedi to have ever lived.

    A skilled bush pilot, who practiced racing in beggars canyon and bulleying 1-2 meter womp rats manually.

    You would REALLY have to be pretty dense if you missed that.

  • those fucking bastards!

  • Nooooo,you just killed Han Solo,damn you,Kirk!!!

  • that was soo funny!! XD but geez guys, can't star wars and star trek just get along? they are both amazing!

  • @PrincessFiana NO!

    Star Wars=wars wars wars WTF

    Star Trek= Trek Trek Trek EXPLORE

  • @PrincessFiana Lighten up the user only made it for a piss take. I like both STAR TREK and (STAR WARS originals only).

  • @PrincessFiana As long as people can agree they're not the same type of amazing, and as long as we don't get a Star Wars movie which is only pretending to be Star Trek *cough*ST09*cough*

  • WTF

  • OMFG O_O !!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Yeah Star Trek kicks Star Wars' ass!

  • Check out KIRK VS THE ROADRUNNER

  • No.

  • NERD FIGHT! xD sry guys no offense..

  • I wanna see a Boba Fett/Spock conversation.

  • Han would have outmaneuvered them easily, by listing lazily to the left. ^^ Kirk just wishes he could destroy the Falcon.

  • that was on family guy. lol

  • yeah go star trek. Wars is lite stuff compared to trek.

  • That my friend, is where you are so wrong.

  • did you just say F me. Oh no you didn't. How do you know the enterprise couldn't go up on a vertical climb. it was done in star trek II. Slave 1 is not a capital ship in wars, it can be beat by the enterprise..

  • STAR WARS!?

  • no the enterprise would withstand full laser barrage from the slave 1's lasers. (I'm ignoring the star wars technical manual for you warsies) As for those depth charges he has the enterprise can simple just go up on a vertical climb and avoid it. The Enterprise fires torpedoes and boom bye bye boba fett. :)

  • yeahh fuck you millennium falcon enterprise would kick your ass any day.

  • LMAO! I'm a Star Wars fan and I found that incredibly funny! Though I do have a soft spot for Star Trek: The Original Series.

  • F Star Wars.

  • F you!

  • I know where the sound of Shatner saying "Star WARS?!" comes from, but where does Uhura's line come from?

  • Uhura's line comes from the audio book version of "The Nitpickers Guide to Classic Star Trek" and was in reference to an actor in the episode "The Enemy Within" calling Sulu "Solo". That line was actually the insperation behind the whole edit, I just had to use it somehow! Thanks for asking!

  • Thank You.

  • Star Trek is the only joy in existence.

  • true!

  • Kirk must really HATE Star Wars lol.

  • @EarthBolt100 Like Kirk, I too HATE Star Wars!

  • NICE

  • "Kirk orders Sulu to open fire on the Millenium Falcon only after he learns it's from Star Wars . . . "

    Hey, after the prequels, can you blame him?

  • BUT some could argue that vise versa.

  • Oh come on now

    I'm a fan of both and the Enterprise wouldn't fire at the falcon and Han would get that ship out of there

  • I agree with the first point, but I'm afraid that Han's hyperdrive would probably pick that moment to malfunction.

  • the enterprise would not fire unless they were trying to defend themselves.

  • It's just a joke. Lighten up!

  • YAH, take that Star Wars

  • @texassteak I agree, thgis serves Star Wars right for its snobbery!

  • lol

  • yeah right.

  • btw. Ion Propulsion has been around for a while, but Star Trek was the first to make reference to it.

  • Well, after all the Enterprise or any weapon's capable ship in Star Trek could take the Millenium Falcon.

  • Bwahahaha! Riiiiiiiiight.

  • The Enterprise is considored a battle cruiser, its size may be smaller, than the outragiously sized Star Wars vessels, but the smaller size makes for more maneuverability.

  • Right. The pathetically slow Fed ships.

  • Actually, Star Trek ships can reach Warp 9.99, which is Almost 10 times the speed of light, and some have been modified to travel faster.

  • I mean slow in sublight. Besides, Hyperdrive is much faster. Much more than ten times c.

  • Full impulse, is traveling just under the speed of light. Warp 10 is considered in Star Trek is at which point you can be going so fast, you can be anywhere at anytime.

  • With Ward 9 being way under that? So it randomly jumps from very slow to very fast?

  • No most star trek ships have a maximum of warp 9.99, but they have increasing from there, ex. stopped, 1/2 impulse, full impulse, warp 1, 2, and so on. When the ship passes its maximum speed, which usually is Warp 10, its considored to be going so fast, it is basically traversing time, b/c it can be anywhere at any time.

  • They rarely use time travel, though. Only when the time line is endangered. Like when Nazis won WWII.

  • In star trek, they use it in countless eps, and movies.

  • Let me say it again, try to put in your head.

    'THEY ONLY USE IT WHEN THE TIME LINE IS ENDANGERED!'

    They have never used it in a war situation.

  • yea, well never had to use it for that.

  • One I know of is when somebody gave Nazis in WWII the tech of the 24th century, and they took over the world.

  • That was a ep of Enterprise.

  • It was? I though it was TNG or Voyager or some other series.