4. Adding Value

[baneat]

Is this serious? Kinda sad that I can't tell the difference but still

[LoreleiMission]

@baneat I don't think it's sad that you couldn't tell the difference. It's nice that his satire hit the mark so closely. If you watch some of his other episodes, the humor becomes more obvious.

[PsuedoNam]

This point of this particular sermon is in complete conflict with his later video, which for many reasons, we will not name, but I am sure veterans of the CoB will understand what I am talking about.

[PluralOfEverything]

Reverend Cornelius Blow, I think you are a really neat human being. I'd like you to join the church of Blow. Oh wait.

[ShazDoogie]

Bernard! That is possibly the ugliest smoke-reverend-type thing I've ever seen!

(yes i'm a stick in the grass raining on your parade!) But your vids are great!

Subscribing from Australia!

(you should feel so happy because Australians generally hate american Humour!)

Your great! I am watching all your videos! THere are soo many! i'm afraid this may take me all night!!! =]

[Adeeon]

You are a really neat human being, can I buy you some coffee?

[naimosan]

Hi conelius,i'm a muslim you know,but your videos are so cool man...i wish you'll continue your work!! good luck

[HappyCabbie]

You are a really neat human being, can I buy you some coffee?

[HistoryGirl2]

I think you're a reall neat human being.

[6cheesy6]

"They will all get staigth to hell and haveing no free from jeil card"

[missuscake]

dancing twiglets hahaha

[MadameDeces]

COB is actually very constructive...

lol!

[jagjaghuh]

OH , reaaaally xD

[ingvildddd]

:D:D

[nimbus272]

you are a neat human being

[pofwiwice]

noobsty that was a good comment fudge u

[indy4242]

You are a really neat human being.

This comment adds value.

[deathbunny912]

[adding value] you awesome

[ungasa33]

I see more people sending negative comments on Newgrounds. Should I go add value there too? Or would that be wrong since its a place full af hate... exepet for the porno galleries there they get lots of good ones.

[RantingGuru]

youre a nice person; want some coffee??

[RandhartGeo]

Jy's n ordentlike ou met n moerse goeie sin van humor... thought to add value in another language... you never know you might even find some VALUE in the translation...

[Jordennclarke]

your a neat human :P

[Jordennclarke]

your a neat human :P

[Noobsty]

I think youre a really neat human being, maybe you should come to the church of blow!

[latios1435]

your videos are nice.. xD

[InsipidNight]

Hey, despite your video, I think you're a really neat perso--Oh. Oops...Wrong video, heh heh. >_>

[makitarules]

I will by my self a beer, even thou i truley dont deserve it! Starring at Youtube all day and done nothing god att all. I truly dosent deserve a beer, so... I will get one a or maybe two for the sins i might do in the future, just in case i'l take three beers. Thanks for the enlightning!

Your humble servant!

[tommacko]

Haha this is a parallel to your "Youtube Is My Life" video, right?

[jman1367]

dude this is what he did before if you havent watched all his stuff

your an idot

and un-knowledged

[tommacko]

If you analyze both videos, they are making the same points. Bernard and Cornelius are parallel characters who share the same traits.

Obviously it hasn't clicked with you that his new stuff is ChurchOfBlow series 2, a continuation from the previous series, and not an entirely separate entity from the universe of Cornelius Blow.

Many episodes from Series 1 have parallels in Series 2.

Only an idiot like you, jman1367, couldn't recognize that 4. Adding Value is a parallel to Youtube Is My Life.

[Arkitekt3813]

you, sir, are a retard. Have fun thumb-upping your own comments, and down spamming others.

[Arkitekt3813]

Id like to invite you to look at the date this was posted, then see when "utube is my life" was posted. Perhaps, with simple observation of that sort, you might prevent yourself looking like a complete ass-clown next time.

[tommacko]

I read the Churchofblow writers blog yesterday, he pretty much confirms that this video is a parallel to Youtube Is My Life, therefore you are the "retard".

[mevexatpede]

Bernard is not a character. Bernard Keir Smith is actually on IMDB.

[Rickymacs]

welcome to my church~

[AuroraSelene2]

your video is baloney, mister!

[sardynox]

in my own "smaller less-important way" I'll do what I can... lol

[stk006]

add it

[ehouston]

i added value to whatthebuck!!! thanks for showing me the way!!

[MeanMissC]

AWESOME !

[armatron44]

This church is true :), its the best religion!

[Z3Narb]

'In your own, smaller, less important way...'

Lmao, the video added some value to my life =)

[rgoga93]

true story!

[kanyenke12]

I LIKE YOUR VIDS.DID I ADD VALUE NOW.

[Rajhathetiger]

You've got NO idea how much I LOVE your videos! They are So funny--Thank you SO much--You are So awesome...I can't wait to catch up with you though--I'm only on the 4th Church Of Blow video---I need to hurry up and find out what the symbol means! ") // ***Thanks***

[morph0677]

lol add some value to my videos im a subcriber to the church :)

[familyguyftw]

i added value to 'leave britney alone' :) lol it will be forgotten in about 5 minutes though

[Sakuralover18]

Soo...that includes giving values to my enemys...will see ...;)

[Theexatedone]

i added value :P

[thugzhill]

i just added value to some pople that need it...hahaha! thank you reverend!

[andrew464646]

your a very neat person Reverend

keep up the food work

I ADD VALUE TO MYSELF

[pookiehohn]

Your a really neat person come get some coffe

[carmen510]

Is that your real voice (Texan accent), or is it an impression?

[thisismynamesoha]

im gunna go do that right now! all hail the church of blow!!!!

[annabelzy]

Wow how inspiring im off to add value now ..

[wtflolroflomg]

You are a very neat human being.

There. I've added value. :D

[morganalafay]

wait, wait.....wait. so you're saying that i should go watch those "gyratin' twinklets" and post something positive? well.......im gonna go add value now. do not disturb

[tra5hta1ker]

I'll be right on my way adding value

[Angelteeny]

ur hair got bigger.

[Lonewolf91744]

Thank you so much Reverend. I shall do as thou has said.

[MrStarborn]

I think you're a very neat person, I'm inviting you for a cup of coffee or a couple of light beers, if you more of the liberal persvative.

Btw, join Church of Blow!

[terrysexytime]

YOU SUCK

[michaelmyers112]

you r great rev!

[crazybeeiscrazyme]

hahaha...prime entertainment value :)

[IwuvzKakashi]

thanks Rev.! im going to invite all my friends to the church!

[animadevil]

i think ur video is good wanna go get a beer?

[MaiFlowers]

can I come?

[blabadiblabla]

roger wilco.

[redzool]

Thanks for your help, I needed that

[rosemabella]

I think you are a neat person. you should Join the Church of Blow. wanna come by for some coffee?

[zanzablade]

yes sir!

[mooxim]

that renetto vid you responded to is pretty fuckin shite actually, I can't bring myself to add value to his life, I'm sure he gets enough as it is.

[RonnieOfTheEarth]

Is that your grandmas sweater? LOL!

Peace father!

[thedarkcook]

sign up now, free of charge.

[1ukia]

Watching all your videos.. total genius (:

[postho]

I'm filled.... Literally filled with the spirit to show mercy on the less fortunate videos. Lets seek out the Morbecks, and the Dispatchers. Lets show our love. Ahhhh.. chahzeeza ma beeble day moosa!!  I'm feeling it. Praise Bob, Praise Bob, Praise Bob.

[navvellines15]

I'm gonna add value to someones video now. =D

[superannoyingBethany]

wow, um, ok.

[hnnguyen]

preach on

[yuna66]

I only add value to videos that blow me away, or videos that people spent a lot of time on. Watching this made me understand a bit more. Thanks Reverend. (And at least you're not one of those devious men.)

[hkghost]

I feel dirty fo adding value to mediocre videos...

[BadAlbert]

Adding value. I think you are a marvelous human being. (lol great video)