Short hair and beards really do not go together. A mustache alone with short hair is OK. If his hair was just a bit longer, then the beard would look good. I hate goatees!
Walking in the woods you see a little flower it has a beard, so you pick it and give it to your wife and she says its wonderful I always wanted a flower with a beard. To have a beard is to rehearse a battle with the universe.
@duff835 That's exactly why it doesn't matter. It's just a song. Just a video even. It's something done for fun. Picnicface does a good job. Just laugh if you think this video is funny and don't worry about the mistakes.
Wow what the hell am I watching at 4 :19am
alexk101488 1 month ago 5
@alexk101488 it makes no more sense at 4:33am...
jod3000 2 weeks ago
@alexk101488 I'm watching it at 4:55am
I win!
beesemaster 2 weeks ago
@beesemaster
4:08am here....
JuBitom 2 weeks ago
@JuBitom I still win!
beesemaster 1 week ago
That's one hell of a way to announce that you're shaving your beard. I don't think anyone else here can live up to his.
Cytem 1 month ago
greatest backyard music video ever
ISellTransmogrifier 1 month ago
PUT THIS ON THE SHOW!!!
z3ffect 2 months ago 4
my elementary school music teacher had a beard, and she was the coolest!
adolson 2 months ago 3
FULL VERSION!!!
breakdown113 2 months ago
Beardeful
rmdcoolboy 3 months ago
hihi ich wiege 300 kilo
FeBrianagb826 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
watch in 240p for full effect
Ozepyon09 3 months ago
everybody loves my beard, it is bio-engineered
xxxmissbrittxxx 3 months ago 5
jesus had a beard
Orageno420 4 months ago 3
nun mein hintern ist geil
DanaeMaggiejl196 4 months ago
Every time I shave (I have very thick beard hair) I always sing to myself "to have a beard is to rehearse a battle with the universe".
bluenoserr 4 months ago
Where is the metal band called "Beards of Roller Boogy Apocalypse"?
FrozenLemur 4 months ago
I dont have a beard... Wait... AHHHHHH OMG!!!
SauronXIV 4 months ago in playlist SauronXIV's Favorited Videos
I find this easy to masturbate to..
Longdart11 5 months ago 6
I'm on month 2 of 12. Just posted my beard update month 2. Check it out! Updated monthly
Notled2 5 months ago
...download link?
Chuthuluku 6 months ago
168 people don't have beards.
Gabri3773 6 months ago 3
*Beard stroke*
MYCAPSLOCKISALWAYSON 6 months ago
but seriously he's HOt!!!!!!
sabinabean 6 months ago
haha this is epic
georgeglass11 6 months ago
a beard make you look like your in your 50's.
XmojotronX 6 months ago
My penis has a beard....
kingraistorm 6 months ago
arab..or no arab...
PaarsaXD 6 months ago
Nice sample from the yes dance.
henryman1234567890 6 months ago
i liked the part when he said beard
XanderBLEH 6 months ago
1:03 Mein fuhrer!
AmaymonG 7 months ago
Beard. Whoa.
ChillOutShockakon 7 months ago
Osama had a beard. Keyword: HAD.
alkalinecuban 7 months ago
@alkalinecuban he also used to have 2 eyes
hamarchy2 7 months ago
on looop.
ItsBlackFriday 7 months ago
hey girls, beard or no beard?
jjjamie12 7 months ago
What was he going to do at the end
theindianhunters 8 months ago
my science teacher (who is a girl) has a beard xD
SmilerAndProud 8 months ago
Osama has... Nevermind.
MrCorisdavis913 8 months ago
+Mirror Spock has the beard. It would be so totally awesome if somebody made a video of this song with pictures from Mirror Mirror!
VulcanMassageIsBad 8 months ago
What's the string piece at 0:48?
wicketyspickety 8 months ago
@wicketyspickety It's used by Fort Minor for Belive Me, methinks. Though its in Garageband so it's probably used everywhere
hothi92 7 months ago
Replace beard with dick.
itasaku4llenstar 8 months ago
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EdenBrandaro473 8 months ago 48
Osama doesn't have a beard no more....
iR3DEMPTIONi 8 months ago 6
167 people don't have beards.
alkmoan02 9 months ago
+Chuck Norris has a beard
NadimahElizabeth 9 months ago
my kitty has a beard. and she used to live on a boat.
i call her Captain Littlebeard.
taffysaur 9 months ago
osama shaved his beard and then get caught
cutegirl121000 9 months ago
i liked the part when he said beard
bfg895 9 months ago
I watch this every time I shave. You know, for motivation.
colourfulwithaU 9 months ago
I got my friend a flower with a beard for Christmas.
She cried.
theangryhuffalump 9 months ago 3
I would buy this song... and play it over and over and over and over again. Thank you for BEARD.
TheLindsayBoo 10 months ago
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AngelaaJuttaay469 10 months ago 46
great video
Lime420 10 months ago
166 People don't have beards
CrimsonXhunteR 11 months ago
@CrimsonXhunteR good thing I scrolled down or else I would've commented the same thing and looked like a dickwad
itsachickenwiththing 10 months ago
@itsachickenwiththing lol XD
CrimsonXhunteR 10 months ago
Rock Band 4. Do it.
FusiontheCat 11 months ago 4
Short hair and beards really do not go together. A mustache alone with short hair is OK. If his hair was just a bit longer, then the beard would look good. I hate goatees!
patsaxon 11 months ago
Epic, That is all that is needed to be said.
TheSerpentmage 11 months ago 4
top video wäre echt geil wen sich jemand meldet
BabyAnnabellfot 11 months ago 21
Simply. Incredible.
UDEProductions 11 months ago
They should broadcast this across Canada during Movember :D
TheLordZixx 1 year ago
beautiful
wannalookyo 1 year ago
be a man, grow a BEARD
thisbro1 1 year ago
THIS VIDEO MADE ME A MAN
MarklarRavencrest 1 year ago 7
he looks like krist novoselic
darkroomxvii 1 year ago
no beard is sexier ;)
therainbowrose 1 year ago
I love having this playing while i'm driving. MP3's FTW
TheMrBraxton 1 year ago
I have it on an mp3 :D
TheMrBraxton 1 year ago
WHY IS THIS NOT ON ITUNES//?!?!?!?!
chickenpun 1 year ago 9
Someone must make this into an mp3.
Seriously.
danranmafan 1 year ago
Conan has a beard...
soaringheart5 1 year ago
:3D mustache
TheLordZixx 1 year ago
So glad I'm not Asian! I can Grow a BEARD!
buschbeer100 1 year ago
0:40 to 0:55 is amazing
bobinschool 1 year ago
164 people obviously prefer no beard
ShiranCCVids 1 year ago
Cue "Guido Fist Pump"! \,,/
DPV111 1 year ago
is it possible to get this as a ring tone?
Calum4291 1 year ago
thumbs up if u found this song from the machinima stream. Seananners FTW!
Kleptako 1 year ago 4
he kind of looks like Steve-O i this clip
hamarchy2 1 year ago
this should be the anthem for No-Shave November.
DecemberxDaydream 1 year ago 7
my friends and i sing this song all the time! =D
TehLPUniverse 1 year ago
I am addicted to this song now hahaha
masterofthebooks 1 year ago
i want a bio-engineered beard! D=
matiness1 1 year ago
That beard is RANGERIFIC!
janiva855 1 year ago
I liked the part where you had a beard.
hillbro360 1 year ago 173
@hillbro360 I liked that part, and also the part with no beard.
DrChalkwithering 1 year ago
@hillbro360 Well, I liked the part where he had no beard.
TheChromish 8 months ago
@hillbro360 Oh yeah, well I liked the part where he had NO beard.
TRULY THIS VIDEO HAS SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE
spazdor 5 months ago 4
That's wonderful, I've always wanted a flower with a beard.
genjyosanzo23 1 year ago
i love house
password34 1 year ago
Google Translate says that "beard no beard" in German is "bart keinen bart," not just "bart kein bart."
GaminGuy9001 1 year ago
@GaminGuy9001 Google translate is also really sucky hahaha
TheMireiCaraShow 1 year ago
@TheMireiCaraShow Haha fair enough.
GaminGuy9001 1 year ago
@GaminGuy9001 Because Google translate is the most accurate translator in the universe. Everyone knows that.
Kezzybob 1 year ago
@Kezzybob Fair enough.
GaminGuy9001 1 year ago
@GaminGuy9001 Nope, it's "Bart kein Bart", I speak German.
LadyRaichu3 1 year ago
@LadyRaichu3 Well obviously Google Translate doesn't speak German. Huh.
GaminGuy9001 1 year ago
@LadyRaichu3 No one who speaks German could be an evil man!
DrChalkwithering 1 year ago
1:02 strangely reminds me of John Cleese.
Kochiha 1 year ago
I just lost.
skinnydipper16 1 year ago
i like the popping before homer
punishalltrolls 1 year ago
voice reminds me of manson.
random and hilarious.
punishalltrolls 1 year ago
lol... 17 seconds of bearded silence...
chaosdps 1 year ago 2
0:49 Fupler's theme song!!!!! Awesome video too btw!
ToolRushTheater 1 year ago
@ToolRushTheater oh. my. god. Surreal!
pointofgravity 1 year ago
1:02 HITLER'S MOUSTACHE lololololololol
simpledudeable 1 year ago
@simpledudeable no, charlie chaplain's moustache.
lolcat13243 1 year ago
Alex Winter has a beard. It's hawt.
langtongirl 1 year ago
I love his beard
ShikairuNara 1 year ago
chuck norris has a beard..
KingerThunder 1 year ago 6
IF YOU GROW A BEARD WITHOUT POWERTHIRST DREADHAWK WILL FLYING SKULLHUMP YOUR GAY BEARD
spence8049 1 year ago
Is the chest hair stuck on too?
b00b00bs 1 year ago
you BETTER have a beard!
ieatmonkeys501 1 year ago
Last time I checked, 'klein' meant small.
TheCoalescent 1 year ago
@TheCoalescent Well, good thing it's kein and not klein that's written, huh?
ranma814 1 year ago
for some reason, this really reminds me of chowder. LOL
dreamnite 1 year ago
LOL" a flower with a beard"
Acornsniper 1 year ago
ANDY YOU ARE SO SEXY
Dudeitsbiancax3 1 year ago 2
WHAT?
girlwiththegiggles 1 year ago
The Beard is now diamonds!!!!*^%!$*%@&%#!
Laur1eharry 1 year ago 4
Walking in the woods you see a little flower it has a beard, so you pick it and give it to your wife and she says its wonderful I always wanted a flower with a beard. To have a beard is to rehearse a battle with the universe.
omgyd17 1 year ago 4
a flower with a beard??? acid trip!!!!
horusisisi 1 year ago
wow learn ur shit first what u said was a "goatee" wasn't
duff835 1 year ago
@duff835 Why do you have to be so picky? It doesn't really matter if it's a goatee or not.
KitsWillEYourBrains 1 year ago
@KitsWillEYourBrains well im just saying its a song about something it should have its facts right
duff835 1 year ago
@duff835 That's exactly why it doesn't matter. It's just a song. Just a video even. It's something done for fun. Picnicface does a good job. Just laugh if you think this video is funny and don't worry about the mistakes.
KitsWillEYourBrains 1 year ago
Not gonna lie, at 1:22 that looks almost exactly like Russell Crowe.
CombatWombat1001 1 year ago 2
beard. definitely beard.
rawssremix 1 year ago
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Omg I love this shit man haha i've watched it like four times today
check out my vids if you like this
1337theshow 1 year ago
Haha very random idea! It's very funny, I like the fact that flowers actually have a beard, I haven't thought of that before :b
SadisticFruitcake 1 year ago
HANDLEBARS OWN!!!!
pwrstryka 1 year ago
mustache!
btgebo 1 year ago
HANDLEBAR
OmegaTrooper 1 year ago
beard beard beard. MUSTACHE!
Darkprincess12345100 1 year ago
hes cute i lwant to touch your beard
WeThePeopleRleaders 1 year ago
The answer is beard.
Always.
7hundred7dy7 1 year ago 58
@7hundred7dy7
Always
ashpod84 1 year ago
@ashpod84 always
ZxMaGiKzxZ 1 year ago
@7hundred7dy7 no mustache
dwswaw 10 months ago
Beard. No beard. Beards are cool. So is this song. That is funny.
TheSymmachus 1 year ago
this is a fucked video.
cupcakeparade23 1 year ago
dude without the beard u look like ur 19 but with one u look 29
rhymeswith0r4n63 1 year ago 2
I want a flower with a beard too.
JoppiesausFTW 1 year ago 4
The synth is from logic :3
Dantescream 1 year ago
heyuhm bin total einsam irgendwie hat jemand lust zu skypen
fayecooperoises 1 year ago
i want a flower with a beard no
SephirothBurger 1 year ago
My beard has a beard.
tsukuyomi17 1 year ago 2
I just shaved my 7 month beard.
brauercl 1 year ago
ok i totally love this
ive always wanted a flower with a beard..
BUT why dose the color filter keep changing
kifturd 1 year ago
Why doesn't your color filter keep changing? And boom goes the dynamite.
flirt7777 1 year ago
i've had my beard for about 2 1/2 months now,and I dont plan on shaving anytime soon =)
tapoutish 1 year ago
I think im gunna get a beard because there awesome
dan23blue 1 year ago
MOUSTACHE!!
netcyrus 2 years ago
Holy shit this beat is addictive
Fishpail 2 years ago 2
You forgot Chuck Norris and his beard xD
Beatlesman99 2 years ago 3
haha sweet hitler stache xD
FreakKitchen94 2 years ago
Beard, No Beard, Be-Be-Beard MOOSTASH
lmao, you guys are awesome :D
MrGoostoff 2 years ago 4
Grow a beard: It's the Canadian thing to do...
I grew my first beard and have never been clean shaven again since!! WOOT!
Mclovin2063 2 years ago 4
depends on how good... some times you need to shave it to make it better!
theleg222 2 years ago
@Mclovin2063
you said woot :)
katcove 2 years ago
yes.... yes I did.
Mclovin2063 2 years ago
I like the word woot and those who say it :)
katcove 2 years ago
does this mean we're dating?
Mclovin2063 2 years ago
hmmm... lol
katcove 2 years ago
I already told my mother about you...
*changes facebook relationship status*
Mclovin2063 2 years ago
nice =P
katcove 2 years ago
wanna be bannana hands? .... :(
G4m3rkid 2 years ago
definitively beard
TheMetalDreadHead 2 years ago
i always wanted a flower with a beard !
lgrayX 2 years ago 110
@lgrayX that's wonderful!
atomicwarrus 1 year ago
@lgrayX Me too :O we should be friends
livingsocks 1 year ago
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Gay
bobmickey1912 2 years ago
just like you
Reywith619V2 2 years ago
mustache!
scapegoat999 2 years ago 8
all hail picnicface!!!
boycalledsally 2 years ago 4
Ahaha......awsome x
sofiib8 2 years ago
I just grew a beard. Love this vid. :)
Kunstdesfechtens 2 years ago 6
You can grow some kick ass facial hair.
oxvalentineox 2 years ago 4
your beard will grow faster if you drink power thirst
Cdog120997 2 years ago 179