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  • Wow what the hell am I watching at 4 :19am

  • @alexk101488 it makes no more sense at 4:33am...

  • @alexk101488 I'm watching it at 4:55am

    I win!

  • @beesemaster

    4:08am here....

  • @JuBitom I still win!

  • That's one hell of a way to announce that you're shaving your beard. I don't think anyone else here can live up to his.

  • greatest backyard music video ever

  • PUT THIS ON THE SHOW!!!

  • my elementary school music teacher had a beard, and she was the coolest!

  • FULL VERSION!!!

  • Beardeful

  • hihi ich wiege 300 kilo

  • everybody loves my beard, it is bio-engineered

  • jesus had a beard

  • nun mein hintern ist geil

  • Every time I shave (I have very thick beard hair) I always sing to myself "to have a beard is to rehearse a battle with the universe".

  • Where is the metal band called "Beards of Roller Boogy Apocalypse"?

  • I dont have a beard... Wait... AHHHHHH OMG!!!

  • I find this easy to masturbate to..

  • I'm on month 2 of 12. Just posted my beard update month 2. Check it out! Updated monthly

  • ...download link?

  • 168 people don't have beards.

  • *Beard stroke*

  • but seriously he's HOt!!!!!!

  • haha this is epic

  • a beard make you look like your in your 50's.

  • My penis has a beard....

  • arab..or no arab...

  • Nice sample from the yes dance.

  • i liked the part when he said beard

  • 1:03 Mein fuhrer!

  • Beard. Whoa.

  • Osama had a beard. Keyword: HAD.

  • @alkalinecuban he also used to have 2 eyes

  • on looop.

  • hey girls, beard or no beard?

  • What was he going to do at the end

  • my science teacher (who is a girl) has a beard xD

  • Osama has... Nevermind.

  • +Mirror Spock has the beard. It would be so totally awesome if somebody made a video of this song with pictures from Mirror Mirror!

  • What's the string piece at 0:48?

  • @wicketyspickety It's used by Fort Minor for Belive Me, methinks. Though its in Garageband so it's probably used everywhere

  • Replace beard with dick.

  • Osama doesn't have a beard no more....

  • 167 people don't have beards.

  • +Chuck Norris has a beard

  • my kitty has a beard. and she used to live on a boat.

    i call her Captain Littlebeard.

  • osama shaved his beard and then get caught

  • i liked the part when he said beard

  • I watch this every time I shave. You know, for motivation.

  • I got my friend a flower with a beard for Christmas.

    She cried.

  • I would buy this song... and play it over and over and over and over again. Thank you for BEARD.

  • hïhî_jëmâñd_lüst_mít_mîå_zû_te­xtéñ_bïn_sò_êinsâm

  • great video

  • 166 People don't have beards

  • @CrimsonXhunteR good thing I scrolled down or else I would've commented the same thing and looked like a dickwad

  • Rock Band 4. Do it.

  • Short hair and beards really do not go together. A mustache alone with short hair is OK. If his hair was just a bit longer, then the beard would look good. I hate goatees!

  • Epic, That is all that is needed to be said.

  • top video wäre echt geil wen sich jemand meldet

  • Simply. Incredible.

  • They should broadcast this across Canada during Movember :D

  • beautiful

  • be a man, grow a BEARD

  • THIS VIDEO MADE ME A MAN 

  • he looks like krist novoselic

  • no beard is sexier ;)

  • I love having this playing while i'm driving. MP3's FTW

  • I have it on an mp3 :D

  • WHY IS THIS NOT ON ITUNES//?!?!?!?!

  • Someone must make this into an mp3.

    Seriously.

  • Conan has a beard...

  • :3D mustache

  • So glad I'm not Asian! I can Grow a BEARD!

  • 0:40 to 0:55 is amazing

  • 164 people obviously prefer no beard

  • Cue "Guido Fist Pump"! \,,/

  • is it possible to get this as a ring tone?

  • thumbs up if u found this song from the machinima stream. Seananners FTW!

  • he kind of looks like Steve-O i this clip

  • this should be the anthem for No-Shave November.

  • my friends and i sing this song all the time! =D

  • I am addicted to this song now hahaha

  • i want a bio-engineered beard! D=

  • That beard is RANGERIFIC!

  • I liked the part where you had a beard.

  • @hillbro360 I liked that part, and also the part with no beard.

  • @hillbro360 Well, I liked the part where he had no beard.

  • @hillbro360 Oh yeah, well I liked the part where he had NO beard.

    TRULY THIS VIDEO HAS SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE

  • That's wonderful, I've always wanted a flower with a beard.

  • i love house

  • Google Translate says that "beard no beard" in German is "bart keinen bart," not just "bart kein bart."

  • @GaminGuy9001 Google translate is also really sucky hahaha

  • @TheMireiCaraShow Haha fair enough.

  • @GaminGuy9001 Because Google translate is the most accurate translator in the universe. Everyone knows that.

  • @Kezzybob Fair enough.

  • @GaminGuy9001 Nope, it's "Bart kein Bart", I speak German.

  • @LadyRaichu3 Well obviously Google Translate doesn't speak German. Huh.

  • @LadyRaichu3 No one who speaks German could be an evil man!

  • 1:02 strangely reminds me of John Cleese.

  • I just lost.

  • i like the popping before homer

  • voice reminds me of manson.

    random and hilarious.

  • lol... 17 seconds of bearded silence...

  • 0:49 Fupler's theme song!!!!! Awesome video too btw!

  • @ToolRushTheater oh. my. god. Surreal!

  • 1:02 HITLER'S MOUSTACHE lololololololol

  • @simpledudeable no, charlie chaplain's moustache.

  • Alex Winter has a beard. It's hawt.

  • I love his beard

  • chuck norris has a beard..

  • IF YOU GROW A BEARD WITHOUT POWERTHIRST DREADHAWK WILL FLYING SKULLHUMP YOUR GAY BEARD

  • Is the chest hair stuck on too?

  • you BETTER have a beard!

  • Last time I checked, 'klein' meant small.

  • @TheCoalescent Well, good thing it's kein and not klein that's written, huh?

  • for some reason, this really reminds me of chowder. LOL

  • LOL" a flower with a beard"

  • ANDY YOU ARE SO SEXY

  • WHAT?

  • The Beard is now diamonds!!!!*^%!$*%@&%#!

  • Walking in the woods you see a little flower it has a beard, so you pick it and give it to your wife and she says its wonderful I always wanted a flower with a beard. To have a beard is to rehearse a battle with the universe.

  • a flower with a beard??? acid trip!!!!

  • wow learn ur shit first what u said was a "goatee" wasn't

  • @duff835 Why do you have to be so picky? It doesn't really matter if it's a goatee or not.

  • @KitsWillEYourBrains well im just saying its a song about something it should have its facts right

  • @duff835 That's exactly why it doesn't matter. It's just a song. Just a video even. It's something done for fun. Picnicface does a good job. Just laugh if you think this video is funny and don't worry about the mistakes.

  • Not gonna lie, at 1:22 that looks almost exactly like Russell Crowe.

  • beard. definitely beard.

  • Haha very random idea! It's very funny, I like the fact that flowers actually have a beard, I haven't thought of that before :b

  • HANDLEBARS OWN!!!!

  • mustache!

  • HANDLEBAR

  • beard beard beard. MUSTACHE!

  • hes cute i lwant to touch your beard

  • The answer is beard.

    Always.

  • @7hundred7dy7

    Always

  • @ashpod84 always

  • @7hundred7dy7 no mustache

  • Beard. No beard. Beards are cool. So is this song. That is funny.

  • this is a fucked video.

  • dude without the beard u look like ur 19 but with one u look 29

  • I want a flower with a beard too.

  • The synth is from logic :3

  • heyuhm bin total einsam irgendwie hat jemand lust zu skypen

  • i want a flower with a beard no

  • My beard has a beard.

  • I just shaved my 7 month beard.

  • ok i totally love this

    ive always wanted a flower with a beard..

    BUT why dose the color filter keep changing

  • Why doesn't your color filter keep changing? And boom goes the dynamite.

  • i've had my beard for about 2 1/2 months now,and I dont plan on shaving anytime soon =)

  • I think im gunna get a beard because there awesome

  • MOUSTACHE!!

  • Holy shit this beat is addictive

  • You forgot Chuck Norris and his beard xD

  • haha sweet hitler stache xD

  • Beard, No Beard, Be-Be-Beard MOOSTASH

    lmao, you guys are awesome :D

  • Grow a beard: It's the Canadian thing to do...

    I grew my first beard and have never been clean shaven again since!! WOOT!

  • depends on how good... some times you need to shave it to make it better!

  • @Mclovin2063

    you said woot :)

  • yes.... yes I did.

  • I like the word woot and those who say it :)

  • does this mean we're dating?

  • hmmm... lol

  • I already told my mother about you...

    *changes facebook relationship status*

  • nice =P

  • wanna be bannana hands? .... :(

  • definitively beard

  • i always wanted a flower with a beard !

  • @lgrayX that's wonderful!

  • @lgrayX Me too :O we should be friends

  • just like you

  • mustache!

  • all hail picnicface!!!

  • Ahaha......awsome x

  • I just grew a beard. Love this vid. :)

  • You can grow some kick ass facial hair.

  • your beard will grow faster if you drink power thirst