"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. "
lmao i cant beat Monty Python pure british legends love them lol
Bravely Bold Sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die O' Brave Sir robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways brave brave brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed to a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken, to have his knee caps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked all mangled, Brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in, and his heart cut out, and his liver removed and his bowels unplugged. ROFL :D
i went to vist the castle that they filmed this in (doune castle) . it was cool but you can't begin to imagine how weird hearing clips from this movie on the auidio guide was . and that was before i had even watched it. blah blah history history YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMPSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRYS! WTF! O.O
@jelpesdaturtle calm down, kid! of course I'm no advocate of cruelty toward animals - and neither were the members of Monty Python, as far as I know - and if you didn't find it funny, well, I dare say you haven't a great sense of humour... when you've got a little more experience about life, you'll know in the future how to avoid overreacting as you just have
@bourdon30 What are you talking about? A killjoy isn't someone that advocates cruelty towards animals! It's a person that ruins all the fun! (If that's what confused you) I dare say, you had my entire point confused. Also, I wasn't overreacting, I was merely stating my humble opinion. Now, all I was saying was that you didn't present that in a humorous fashion because you sounded quite serious, therefor ruining Monty Python's joke
@jelpesdaturtle as for what a killjoy is, all right, I stand corrected - thank you for that - however I still think that your sense of humour isn't great and I still fail to see how I've ruined Monty Python's joke - finally, as for the fashion in which I made my first comment here, over a week ago, surely you know that the format for comments on this site doesn't really allow one to specify the tone of voice that should be used - maybe I should have added some 'hee hee hee!' - oh, that's it!
well EXCUSE ME some people dont know what the trojan horse may be. in fact on the radio i heard that some fourth graders dont know the historical significance of Abe Lincoln. anyhow, i am (truly and sincerely) sorry for being obvious. really and honestly
We were watching this in study hall and i've never seen it before so im crying lauhing so hard i had to cover my ears n close my eyes so i could try to stop laughing! great fucking movie!
'"If you will not show us the grail, we shall take your castle by force!"
"You don't frighten us English pigdogs! Go and boil your bottoms sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you so called 'Authur King'! you and all your silly English Knnnnnnnnigtits bbbbbbbbbbbbbbb! Bbbbbb! Bb!"
"Now look here my good man"
"I don wanna talk to you no more you empty headed animla food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
"I dont wanna talk to you no more you empty headed animal-food-trough-water. I fart in your general direction. your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
"Is there someone else up there we could talk to?"
"No. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time."
why are the top comments always just the funny line from the movie? they did nothing to deserve those thumbs they just typed the funny part from this clip o.O
@thetariqman Don't read the comments then. They are just expressing lines which are particularly funny. Since nearly every line is funny, several movie quotes will be posted.
larger wooden badger!
tobythesuperfasttram 2 weeks ago
1:10 for the best lines I have ever heard in a movie. Maybe not such a good thing.
dragoncrafter25 2 weeks ago
But... oh my goodness, Lancelot the Brave is hitting the wall with his sword. This is the best of movies!
QueenCobraWing 1 month ago
gotta love how they launch chickens and cows lol XD
Flinch4Me 1 month ago
Why are they charging a castle wall with sword and shield haha
edgarmendieta91 1 month ago 2
Fetchez la vache.
MrFiendishCretinII 1 month ago in playlist More videos from burpboy
12 people smell of elderberries
hamersimpso 2 months ago in playlist Monty Python and the Holy Grail 3
IIIIII FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
Leonidas19981 2 months ago 8
"What a strange person?"
He's French what did you expect?
nutmeg595 3 months ago 6
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"Your mother was a hamster"
XDXDXDXDXD
FrescoTV01 3 months ago
"I fart in your general direction!!" XD
Golddoesnotglitter 3 months ago 7
well is there someone else up there?
"no no go away or i shall taunt you a second time"
Lmao
bondfan1019 3 months ago 4
@narniaprincess626 no, it's the python bunny.
Ninjakiwi2122 3 months ago
"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. "
lmao i cant beat Monty Python pure british legends love them lol
DavidB0325 3 months ago 2
It's the Trojan horse!
NarniaPrincess626 4 months ago
JESUS CHRIST!
Cupit29 4 months ago
llol his nostrels raped?
colosalguitarist 4 months ago 4
3:28 WTF!
colosalguitarist 4 months ago
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colosalguitarist 4 months ago
3:10 where did they get the chainsaw?
Z1GZAGOON 4 months ago
Best murder scene in any movie ever
SirDruhHu 5 months ago
i fart in your general direction!
Sapire12 5 months ago 2
Bravely Bold Sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die O' Brave Sir robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways brave brave brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed to a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken, to have his knee caps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked all mangled, Brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in, and his heart cut out, and his liver removed and his bowels unplugged. ROFL :D
SpunkyGirl2100 5 months ago 3
i went to vist the castle that they filmed this in (doune castle) . it was cool but you can't begin to imagine how weird hearing clips from this movie on the auidio guide was . and that was before i had even watched it. blah blah history history YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMPSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRYS! WTF! O.O
TheEasterbunnyisaspy 5 months ago
"What are you doing in England?"
"Mind your own business!!!"
Lolz XD
PTD01 6 months ago
1:11 - 1:21 the BEST insult the french have ever come up with :)
ThePinkPerson 6 months ago
what a strange person.
SeDoNaStAr97 6 months ago
Cows and chickens? Really?
artmaster211 6 months ago
Oh. My. Cheese. IT'S THE TROJAN BUNNY!!
lillop3 6 months ago 2
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david322350696 7 months ago
What a strange person.
Kaiju808infinity 7 months ago
"Look if we built this large wooden badger-"
*SMACK*
PulseAndTwist 7 months ago
first time watching Monty Python and I can't help but think, "What the hell have I been missing out on?"
TheCmworld 7 months ago
@TheCmworld holy crap, srsly this is your 1st time seeing ANY Python? welcome to the club! :)
oneirishpoet 6 months ago
@oneirishpoet Thanks!
TheCmworld 6 months ago
Ahahaha, they are attacking the castle Age of Empires style. XD
TeamRedRaccoonDog 7 months ago
this is very appalling; to use live animals by way of military tactics - I had never heard of it before watching this movie
bourdon30 7 months ago
@bourdon30 was that supposed to be a joke? because it wasn't very funny. it actually makes you sound like a huge killjoy!
jelpesdaturtle 6 months ago
@jelpesdaturtle calm down, kid! of course I'm no advocate of cruelty toward animals - and neither were the members of Monty Python, as far as I know - and if you didn't find it funny, well, I dare say you haven't a great sense of humour... when you've got a little more experience about life, you'll know in the future how to avoid overreacting as you just have
bourdon30 6 months ago
@bourdon30 What are you talking about? A killjoy isn't someone that advocates cruelty towards animals! It's a person that ruins all the fun! (If that's what confused you) I dare say, you had my entire point confused. Also, I wasn't overreacting, I was merely stating my humble opinion. Now, all I was saying was that you didn't present that in a humorous fashion because you sounded quite serious, therefor ruining Monty Python's joke
jelpesdaturtle 6 months ago
@jelpesdaturtle as for what a killjoy is, all right, I stand corrected - thank you for that - however I still think that your sense of humour isn't great and I still fail to see how I've ruined Monty Python's joke - finally, as for the fashion in which I made my first comment here, over a week ago, surely you know that the format for comments on this site doesn't really allow one to specify the tone of voice that should be used - maybe I should have added some 'hee hee hee!' - oh, that's it!
bourdon30 6 months ago
@bourdon30 See, there you go. And now that we've reached an understanding, let us leave this argument behind us. Have a nice day.
jelpesdaturtle 6 months ago
@jelpesdaturtle have a good day too :)
bourdon30 6 months ago
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@jelpesdaturtle ... and you you'll also know how to read carefully what other people write - I did say, 'this is very appalling', didn't I?
bourdon30 6 months ago
RIP Graham Chapman
ilovetogofast88 7 months ago 4
is it me or does that french person look like a got with his hands like that
G0DOFMILK 7 months ago
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Hes already got one! LMAO
Jetkillr 7 months ago
you and your knugggets
MrSyntheticDesign 8 months ago
someone call PETA
Fortevn 8 months ago
i fart in your general direction!
dreamer45676 9 months ago 3
"its very nicuuh
DemonKabuto1590 9 months ago 2
All comments related to numbers, i.e. 10 people got killed by a giant wooden bunny are posted by ignorant dumbasses.
Mysteriousone11 9 months ago
@Mysteriousone11 Fine, I'll just turn my comment to you. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries.
Seeing these comments, four times, is irritating.
jonhutchins2007 9 months ago
Gotta love those french
zach3949 9 months ago
10 people's mothers are hamsters and fathers smell of elderberries
BethRowBass 9 months ago
Did anyone else notice the Trojan Horse reference?
9999poppy 9 months ago
@9999poppy no, I didn't notice the large object that was the entire focus of a whole scene
TheH7469 9 months ago 3
@TheH7469
well EXCUSE ME some people dont know what the trojan horse may be. in fact on the radio i heard that some fourth graders dont know the historical significance of Abe Lincoln. anyhow, i am (truly and sincerely) sorry for being obvious. really and honestly
9999poppy 8 months ago
@9999poppy I'm in first form, and I asked my friend if she knew who Charles Darwin was, She had no clue. Some people don't know these things.
Wolfmania98 8 months ago
@Wolfmania98
thanks for the support :)
9999poppy 8 months ago
@9999poppy sorry man, I was being a bit of dick there
TheH7469 7 months ago
@TheH7469
haha thats okay :D
9999poppy 7 months ago
"..his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis-"
MarisaRodusky 9 months ago 34
10 guys are Family Guy producers not taking that brittish humor (and everyone else) are better thant them.
Spyflugan91 10 months ago
10 people got killed by a giant wooden bunny
Leagon13 10 months ago
I fart in your general direction
TheHunte696 10 months ago
Haha i'm french and guys i love this! XD
nermapierre 10 months ago 2
10 people had a french guy fart in their general direction
TheLarper123 10 months ago 2
its kinda ironic the "brave" sir robin has a chicken on his shield
TheTonedragon 10 months ago 43
@TheTonedragon His name isnt Sir Robin the brave ,its Sir Robin the not as brave as Sir Lancalot.
Leagon13 10 months ago
@TheTonedragon That's kind of the point...
Isofunneh 4 months ago
10 people need to go away, or I shall taunt them a second time!
Xanaphia96 11 months ago
Stupid French guy??! Will cut your dick with knife!
angeloszavier 11 months ago
10 ppl got noses blown at them
MrMeineNamen 11 months ago
i am french. why do you think i have this OUTRRRAGEOUS accent, you silly king?!
alassinsane57 11 months ago 5
hahaa!! the second knight that steps out at 4:09 has a hole in his pants.. XD
NieneJonasHorses 11 months ago
WELL DONT BOTHER HELPING THE COW OFF THE POOR SERVANT!!! LOLZ LOLZ POOR DUDE!!
carmendreamers 11 months ago
nostrils raped? WTF?!
DrTac09 11 months ago 2
loling at his face at 3:23
TheTDJK 11 months ago
9 people are english pig dogs!
I blow my nose at you!!!!!
:)
phantomguppynmachine 11 months ago
9 people were taunted a SECOND time
maplesyd 11 months ago
9 people were smashed by catapulted cows
TheMetal9649 1 year ago
ITS VERRRRY NIIIIICE
DaLilShorty8999 1 year ago
You gotta love the French. LMAO
arbknight12 1 year ago 71
@arbknight12 but chickens are badass, you ever see a cock fight? not that kind of cock by the way
avenger391482 3 months ago
@avenger391482 Chickens aren't in cock fights, they keep chickens because they lay eggs but they use roosters (or cocks) in fights.
AsthmaticToast 3 months ago
I WILL BOIL YOUR BOTTMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JesusIsDaBomb1 1 year ago 2
I fart In your general direction,your mother was a hamster,and your father smelt of elderburry now go away or I will taunt you a second time
thepublicenemy10 1 year ago 2
We were watching this in study hall and i've never seen it before so im crying lauhing so hard i had to cover my ears n close my eyes so i could try to stop laughing! great fucking movie!
demigrl21 1 year ago
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!
MsKate4444 1 year ago 5
I don't get it...is it a French Bunny as opposed to the Trojan Horse?
Avankiri 1 year ago
@Avankiri its the trojan rabbit
TrappedMarionette 11 months ago 2
was anyone else in absolute hysterics at 5:11 ??? x
Evelyn4eva 1 year ago
oh brave sir robin his poor ballz and the knights that say nee!!!!!!!!!!!
goodz198 1 year ago
oh brave sir robin his poor ballz
goodz198 1 year ago
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"I fart in your general direction!"
lhc9494 1 year ago
"Now, GO AWAY or I shall taunt you a SECOND TIME!"
PottersHallows 1 year ago
"You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms under a silly person.....you and all your silly KNNNNNNNNiggits!
balipsette 1 year ago
8 people's mothers were hampsters and their father's smelt of elderberries.
zz99xx66vv33 1 year ago
Run away run awaaaaay!!! Lmao
taylornkastner 1 year ago
"Of course not, you are English types-uh!" XD
Laurelindo 1 year ago
KKKKKK-NNNNN-ights!!!!!
Oh hes trying to say knights!
Holy Shit!
jaknife99 1 year ago
"BOIL YOUR BOTTOMS, YOUR SILLY PERSON" that french guy is to much XD
asdasasefasd 1 year ago 2
2:00 why are they throwing livestock at them? The french have really shitty weapons
bboyh8sh8shmann 1 year ago 2
Why do you think I have this out RRRAGEOUS accent?!!
SuperDappleleaf 1 year ago
or to have his eyes cut out....or his elbows broken..
tonyss9 1 year ago
'"If you will not show us the grail, we shall take your castle by force!"
"You don't frighten us English pigdogs! Go and boil your bottoms sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you so called 'Authur King'! you and all your silly English Knnnnnnnnigtits bbbbbbbbbbbbbbb! Bbbbbb! Bb!"
"Now look here my good man"
"I don wanna talk to you no more you empty headed animla food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
kkgrhamsterbaby 1 year ago 4
"now look here my good man-"
"I dont wanna talk to you no more you empty headed animal-food-trough-water. I fart in your general direction. your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
"Is there someone else up there we could talk to?"
"No. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time."
xDDD
fritosatthesk8park 1 year ago 3
"What are you doing in England?"
"MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!!"
xD
fritosatthesk8park 1 year ago
i like how the one "French" soldier needs to have French translated into English for him.
XD
tsartodd 1 year ago
"I fart in you general direction." hahahaha lols
RolliMyster 1 year ago 2
8 people got hit by a cow
51radios 1 year ago 3
00:38-1:01 greatest super villian EVER!!!!
lolmonsterism 1 year ago
"YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMPSTER, AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRYS!!!" xD
gothjellybean 1 year ago 132
haha poor patsy
gabbygirl131 1 year ago
That French fellow reminds me all too well of a goat looking over a fence.
GOTHICxxPRINCESSxx 1 year ago
The "horse" totally got T-bagged by that bunny. haha
Stickmon3000 1 year ago
"and this one is for your mother" lmao
obl173r470r 1 year ago 3
No ducks, chickens, squires, hamsters, elderberries and bulls were harmed in this movie.
ThePieMaster219 1 year ago
@ThePieMaster219 Oh, and also, gigantic wooden bunnies.
ThePieMaster219 1 year ago
I love the random person in the French group who doesn't speak French and needs to have "cadeau" and "vasi" explained to him XD
savagejeans 1 year ago
KANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIGHTS that always made me laugh
Arbiter34759 1 year ago
"your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elder berries. "
SuperRannRann 1 year ago
LOL 8 PPL HAD BEEN INSULTED BY THE FRENCH GUARD!!!!!!!
ThePieMaster219 1 year ago
this ones for your mother!
floatingpenguin2 1 year ago
i fart in your general direction your mother was a hamster and your father a snake!
floatingpenguin2 1 year ago
lol french people are funny!
floatingpenguin2 1 year ago
go away or i shall tuant you a second time
terminator4351 1 year ago
i fart in ur genral derection!!
Postwarchives 1 year ago
8 people are famous historians or french
ironsniper333 1 year ago
@ironsniper333 I had a few history professors who loved Monty Python. I am guessing they are French.
thirteendays13 1 year ago
8 peoples mothers are hamsters
zanpaktousymphony10 1 year ago
lmao you silly kiinnnnnnnnnniggits!
musicaddict333 1 year ago
i fart in your genoral direction, your mother was a hampster and your father smelt like elderberrys!
green4lynn 1 year ago 2
@green4lynn general
X000Y0TTA 1 year ago
Brave Sir Robin.
spike6819 1 year ago
8 people got taunted a second time
FaithoftheAir 1 year ago 3
Go away or I shall taunt you for a secon' tiem!
I'm french!! Why do you think I have zis RIDICULOUS accent you sillyking!
SaoirseRanekaera 1 year ago
no animals were harmed in this video
holli45678910 1 year ago
they dont make these films anymore...........brilliant
mrwarrior19667 1 year ago
great video, love it
mrwarrior19667 1 year ago
John Cleese is a genius! ( he played the french dude)
pimasta314 1 year ago
this movie is a legened
legodude19285 1 year ago
"MROOOOOOOOOO"
"JESUS CHRIST!"
HylianSpirit 1 year ago 2
historic facepalm!
monkeyonatable 1 year ago 3
You guys know that cows were really thrown in real life by french soldiers right?
They ran out of ammunition and started to throw cows.
piromaniac9999 1 year ago 2
@piromaniac9999 and diseased corpses
MegaLolburger 1 year ago
@MegaLolburger And any soldiers that attempted to negotiate.
funnylookingkid 1 year ago
what a strange person...
LindseyLee795 1 year ago
the french are funny lol!!!!
ragman1138 1 year ago
8 people obviously don't know what they're doing in England.
Willandacamera 1 year ago 2
french guy rules!
Littlemoon23 1 year ago
Gotta love the gas power tool in the background going on in 932 AD England.
Metallica032693 1 year ago 3
A FAMOUS HISTORNIAN rofl
lacrossel6 1 year ago
@lacrossel6 that is just one of many random moments haha
firey768 1 year ago
why are the top comments always just the funny line from the movie? they did nothing to deserve those thumbs they just typed the funny part from this clip o.O
kyozpsycho 1 year ago 4
@kyozpsycho Does it really matter? The thumbs don't actually do anything....
Nullfunky 1 year ago
CHHHARRRRRRRGGGEEEE!!!!!!
mountedantman 1 year ago
@mountedantman RUNAWAY!!
firey768 1 year ago
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thetariqman 1 year ago
@thetariqman Don't read the comments then. They are just expressing lines which are particularly funny. Since nearly every line is funny, several movie quotes will be posted.
NibblerVStheBrain 1 year ago
Deal with it.
VinzZissou78 1 year ago
run awaaayyy
davidcharlesring 1 year ago
run away run awaaayyyy
davidcharlesring 1 year ago 3
8 peoples mothers were hamsters and fathers smelled of elderberries!
sweetiegrl41 1 year ago 4
I love the sounds coming from the woods as they build it. And the French man is like... The fu-? *looks around*
:'D This movie is amazing.
Lunaveir 1 year ago
kkkkkkkniggits
eragon2121 1 year ago
3:32 IT'S A TROJAN BUNNY WABBIT :D
lemonyellowprincess 1 year ago 2
"-And his notrals raped-"
XD
MysteriousBrownEyes1 1 year ago
I love how they attack the castle by hitting the wall :D
andu1337 1 year ago
wtf this is the strangest movie ever!!! i love it
MsShinana 1 year ago
a large wooden bager *smash*
iloveyou8forever8 1 year ago
"what are you doing in England? mind your own buisness!"
danceintothestreet 1 year ago 44