me and my friend used to have yo mama battles sometimes:) and i always won:) i actually used the 17 and under not admitted joke too. it left her speechless. but here's my fav: Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family. Yo mama's so dumb, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said WHERE'S MY GUMBALL!?!?? Yo mama's so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and they said no professionals allowed. Yo mama's so fat, when she puts on her rain coat people yell "TAXI!" Yo mama's so fat...that's it, she's just fat.
@samstorm546 :D Those are all my favorites. Oh, and "Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her wieght and he said "ma'am, I asked for your weight not your phone number."
@samstorm546 :) I love having yo mama battles with people. There is also this un-mama-realated joke I know thats funny but I doubt it would fit in one youtube comment. PM me if you want to see it :P
U think jada was finer??? ....lol back then jasmine guy was waay prettier than jada to me don't get me wrong jada is pretty but I think jasmine guy was prettier back then but not now.
the funniest part to me was when wills dad left him and he started crying to uncle phil and will got this reallly shitty gift for his father...i mean it was like a 2 dollar gift for a father that he hasnt seen in like 20 years....lol such a jew.
Typical couple fighting
Hinasil 1 day ago
"You are so ugly no holdup this is a good one you are so ugly.......damn baby you so fine" lmao!!!!!!!
Thelisahops1 2 days ago
YOUR FINGER GOT TO MAKE AN APPOINTMENT TO SCRATCH YOUR HEAD" LMAO
nunudawise 4 days ago
you so ugly that's not a fade on your head, that's your hair running away from your face! hahhaha!!
MzBleu91 6 days ago
Damn baby u so fine
nanarox123 1 week ago 4
I like how they're arguing
nellie2581 1 week ago
I feel sorry for your mama, have such an ugly child. LOL!!
259gale 1 week ago
LOL!:D
leeanjellam 2 weeks ago
You're so ugly, yo mamma had to feed you with a sligshot! lmao that one's just hilarious. xDDD
EruNyan777 2 weeks ago
Has anybody realized that the handles on the cabinet behind the couch look like a pair of eyes looking at you
dekevinshackleford 2 weeks ago
you about that much of that lmao.
TheAmanda2387 2 weeks ago
You are SO UGLY.. hold up this a good one...you are SO ugly, that if you..... dayum baby yu soo fiiiine ... lmfao
Kgirl740 2 weeks ago
this is where shuffling originated
kenwash337 3 weeks ago
LMFAO LMFAO
thesimsloverful1 3 weeks ago
she comes out in the vampire diaries as a witch. She didn't age well.
coolfann1 3 weeks ago
:O
TeamJacobQueen 3 weeks ago
yo momma.. LOL have not heard that shit in for ever. imma start saying that shit again ,
just outta no where Yo Momma
hurleyOC 4 weeks ago
good thing there is translation else i might dont understand
Tw33t3s 4 weeks ago
I wish people still used the phrase "frontin' like you're all that."
SenseOrSensibility 1 month ago 2
will used to look way different.
itelluwhat1 1 month ago
The start of Yo Mama jokes
stonecoldsexyify 1 month ago 4
Fresh Prince of Jerusalem?
Elmoassasin80 1 month ago
damn baby u so fine
loool
Elaquent 1 month ago
What is fade
Diaryofabadmanfan12 2 months ago
@Diaryofabadmanfan12
Will's haircut.
DSWrath 1 month ago
@Diaryofabadmanfan12 A fade is that thing on top of his head
crimsonmonieful 1 month ago
Who is that actress?!!!
G4B13 2 months ago
@G4B13 Jasmine guy. she was also on a different world.
blairchuck4eva 2 months ago
@G4B13
She also played Sheila "Grams" Bennett in The Vampire Diaries.
ReaMbo87 2 months ago 3
I really need a subtitle on this one.. thank allah there is!
Pijkes1 2 months ago 4
me and my friend used to have yo mama battles sometimes:) and i always won:) i actually used the 17 and under not admitted joke too. it left her speechless. but here's my fav: Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
DPGIRL9 2 months ago
"DAMN BABY YOU SO FINE"
ceasar2690 2 months ago 4
@ceasar2690 he meant that too.
Hannibal730 2 months ago
You so ugly! That's not a fade on your head, that's yo hair runnin' away from yo face lmaooo hahahaha
maybachkidd35 2 months ago
will smith got jokes
pimp78pimp 2 months ago
I think the girl won...
MrTdwe 2 months ago 2
i tried to kiss a girl after calling her ugly and i got stabbed in the throat
92GimmeMusic 2 months ago 4
@92GimmeMusic
LMFAOO!! YOU COMPLETE JOKER!!!!:LLLLLL
SymphonicLove13 2 months ago
nice nice
zebolu 2 months ago
Yo momma so ugly she had to take 3 planes, two busses, one helicopter, 3 trains and one taxi to avoid lookin at herself in the mirror
FalafellFo 2 months ago
why doesnt this ever happen to me
ttskatelr 2 months ago
keep pressing 5 and look at will mouth
RModdingTools 2 months ago
i luv the look on the chick's face lol
nightfire4107 2 months ago
ur so ugly ur momma had to feed you with a sling shot looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool best joke
orandytv99 3 months ago 6
Yo mama so fat, you have to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.
wwetitle818 3 months ago 5
LMAO!!!...Your mama's so dumb, she went to the movies and it said "under 17 not admitted" so she went home and got 16 of her friends.
Diva1stLady 3 months ago
@PuppyXz way to be a complete tool
TheMainEvent2592 3 months ago
will jokez waz funnier
porchization 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
nice terrorist subtitles
PuppyXz 3 months ago
@PuppyXz ever heard of arabic?
cod4lfe 3 months ago
@cod4lfe dont got time for sandniggers, sorry bro.
PuppyXz 3 months ago
@PuppyXz go choke on ur moms dick please.
wwwilhemsson 3 months ago
@wwwilhemsson how about you suck mine, fucking inbred faggot.
PuppyXz 3 months ago
@PuppyXz too bad u dont have one.
wwwilhemsson 3 months ago
lolz DAMN!!!!!! lolz
Tukr13 3 months ago
I got one....your momma is so dumb that she went to Dr. Dre for a pap smear. She was like "Help me Dr. Dre, my coochie is doing the beatbox" lmao lol
tonetone1987 3 months ago
@tonetone1987 White Chicks! Lmao
TabithaRenee1004 3 months ago
Damn, she a midget
CenationTroop 3 months ago
that gurl is ugly damn
i1f1e1 4 months ago
LOL WHATS WITH THE SUBTLES!!
EmanTheKidd 4 months ago
This show always makes me laugh.
TheAmbivalency 4 months ago
lmao. *Favorites*
TheDarkWielder88 4 months ago
Damn all of these were new jokes too back in the day lol
Marceles45 4 months ago
OMG!!! THAT IS GRAMS FROM TVD!!!!!! aaaaaaaa cannot believe it!!! :)))
TinaB9292TVD 4 months ago
@TinaB9292TVD WHAT! Yes she was on TVD but also Dead Like ME and Different World....I am NOT old you know those shows!!!
Sweetp000433 4 months ago
@Sweetp000433 I loooooved Dead Like Me :))) Epic show :)))
TinaB9292TVD 4 months ago
@Sweetp000433 I loooooved Dead Like Me :))) Epic show :)))
TinaB9292TVD 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I am so using all of these!
Fattyyy01 4 months ago
I am so using all of these!
Fattyyy01 4 months ago
"I feel sorry for your mamma, havin such an ugly child" -- lmao!!! I love Fresh Prince!!
gigi249 4 months ago 43
'Your so stuck up that your fingers gonna make an appointment to scratch your damn head' BAM!
i'm gonna use that on someone
tenasha8 4 months ago 122
@tenasha8 Use on me! Yo mama so fat that she wears an Equator for her jeans belt!
allforable 4 days ago
This Joint Had Me ROLLINNNN.!!
Everytime I Watch It
FreakedOutMinnie 4 months ago
Classic scene ! will smith is suc h a playa in younger days
Notgoingnowhere 4 months ago
whats with this arab BS
Trainmasterryan 4 months ago
@Trainmasterryan Allah hu akbar! lmfaoo
mark51397 4 months ago
"You're are so ugly that...that....
Damn girl you're so fine."
LOL
NireonPhoenixDragon 4 months ago
I heard this one somewhere & its kinda fucked up lol
Ur mamas so fat she mastrubates to a cookbook....SMH
bossb510 4 months ago 8
dat was funny :) hahahaa
jane3645 4 months ago
Season 1 - Episode is called "Love At First Fight"
BenJabituya 4 months ago
OH no she didn't
MusicoXoX 5 months ago
yo mama so ugly dracula wouldnt drink her blood
cynder167 5 months ago
the amount of people who can read arabic, don't understand english and want to watch Fresh Prince has to be REALLY small
Edd360 5 months ago 4
yo momma so ugly they use her face to make gorilla cookies
FalafellFo 5 months ago
Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family. Yo mama's so dumb, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said WHERE'S MY GUMBALL!?!?? Yo mama's so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and they said no professionals allowed. Yo mama's so fat, when she puts on her rain coat people yell "TAXI!" Yo mama's so fat...that's it, she's just fat.
YoungJeezyCOD 5 months ago 5
@YoungJeezyCOD LOL
samstorm546 4 months ago
@samstorm546 :D Those are all my favorites. Oh, and "Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her wieght and he said "ma'am, I asked for your weight not your phone number."
YoungJeezyCOD 4 months ago
@YoungJeezyCOD lol i got to use that on jerk people
samstorm546 4 months ago
@samstorm546 :) I love having yo mama battles with people. There is also this un-mama-realated joke I know thats funny but I doubt it would fit in one youtube comment. PM me if you want to see it :P
YoungJeezyCOD 4 months ago
"Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jazz and I are black, but, Carlton, what are you?"
vullnettota 5 months ago 262
@vullnettota ahahaha!!! omg i remember that!! xDD lmfao!! xDD
wow000999 4 months ago
@wow000999 hahaha this is so so so funny show that i never seen before
vullnettota 4 months ago
@vullnettota funny shit
faithf0r3v 2 months ago
With lashings like that, I can't imagine how amazing the make-up sex is.
FantasmaLuna 5 months ago
How is it that Will is still playing the leading man today, and Jasmine Guy is playing Grandma on Vampire diaries?
schoolgirlmaro 5 months ago
@schoolgirlmaro lmfao
AGthereal 4 months ago
Yo momma is so dumb when i said i fucked your ass up son she tought you were gay
Grindinkings 5 months ago
yo mama so ugly the goldfish cracker doesnt even smile back
CurvesRsexy08 5 months ago 5
this is funny wat episode is this? <3
ToonsTunesMatrics 5 months ago
Yo Momma so dumb she sit's on the T'V to watch the couch!!
2ntnun 5 months ago
Yo momma so fat when she puts on a red coat everyone gets their bus passes out.
Wireheadking 5 months ago
just watched this episode:p
itzkaiikaii 5 months ago
wow subs r in arabic
utena90210 5 months ago
Yo mamma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everybody :)
lemo43 5 months ago 5
@lemo43 Lol Classic.
lilmiloxxx 5 months ago
Yo Momma is so fat. Her blood type is ragu.
sopranosfan87 5 months ago 7
yo momma so stupid she went into the YMCA and said they spelled MACY's wrong
Flcker 5 months ago 6
is it me or does she look like a female snoop dogg
kabbanihadi93 5 months ago 4
Ruined by thestudio audience.
ultrapowerpack 5 months ago
heres a good one:
Yo mamas so fat that she broke her leg and gravy came out
(redvsblue)
Marble144 5 months ago
yo momma like birthday cake everyone gets a piece
freshprince95100 5 months ago
Yall are trippin, she's beautiful
mamitachocolate 5 months ago
Damn baby you so fine :)
Matchas117 5 months ago
have u always been so stock up or did it take years of practice
nemcova97 5 months ago
seemed better on tv
DDbeautiful 5 months ago
your dad is such a morron that married ur mom :P(...)
anonymouscitizen0101 5 months ago
yo mommas jokes......thats a paddlin
davetonia1233 5 months ago
Yo mama's so crazy, she went skydiving naked off the Empire State Building and said God told her to do it.
lu4y4pants 5 months ago
@lu4y4pants Not Funny.
PuertooRiicanMaa 5 months ago
@PuertooRiicanMaa Ha, yeah, I'm new to the "Yo Mama" jokes. Do you have any good ones?
lu4y4pants 5 months ago
...Damn baby you soo fine!
MrPraise1411 5 months ago
jasmine guy is a brilliant actress!!
babygyrl07 5 months ago
yo mamma so dumb she didnt show up 4 ur birth!
wwetherock09 5 months ago
Yo mama so stupid she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company xD
xxMusicLover4everxx1 5 months ago
Yo mama is so fat when she went to class she sat next to everybody!
LOLaisha1 5 months ago
Yo momma so nasty she has to use shampoo to clean her armpits.
Yo momma so dumb she saw a sign that said "wet floor", so she peed on it.
Yo momma so dumb she's from Texas.
pratikh 5 months ago
You are so UGLY, no wait this a good one you are so ugly that if... uh um um um, damn baby you so fine.
xD
banananerd12 5 months ago 106
@banananerd12 was gonna quote that but then saw u posted it XD
Blackwing76 5 months ago
lol on MBC 4 (thats how i watched it ya rafiki)
xx1momochilli1xx 5 months ago
@xx1momochilli1xx
int arabe
60bigmama 5 months ago
@60bigmama
naam ana arabe
xx1momochilli1xx 5 months ago
@xx1momochilli1xx
min wain
60bigmama 5 months ago
@60bigmama lebanon
xx1momochilli1xx 5 months ago
at least he was honest at the end!! ;)
Matome14 5 months ago
your so ugly that aint a fade ifs your hair running away from your face hahahahahahahhahahaha
SuperSHAH786 5 months ago
Yo moma so fat, when she wears a yellow coat people yell TAXI!
DanHayLow 5 months ago
yo mama so fat she went 2 da hotel and asked 4 a water bed and they put a blanket over the ocean!
siri0121 5 months ago 9
theres not one fresh prince of bel-air episode i havent seen
tweetlova 5 months ago
yo mama so fat, when she jumped, she got stuck in the air
TheBrittanyyy2 5 months ago
@GHOST6472 fail
dodorido1 5 months ago
Yo mama is like a rollercoaster she's got her up and her downs.....nd 20 people can ride her at the same time
shakdamacc 5 months ago
what's her name
Unclesamslair 5 months ago
U think jada was finer??? ....lol back then jasmine guy was waay prettier than jada to me don't get me wrong jada is pretty but I think jasmine guy was prettier back then but not now.
envymeforgood 5 months ago
yo mama's armpits are so hairy it looks like she got Don King in a headlock
gyoussef 5 months ago 9
Your mum is so old, she went to school with Jesus
GHOST6472 5 months ago
I knew they were fronting.
TheAmbivalency 5 months ago
you so stuck up that your fingers gotta make an appointment to scratch your damn head!!!!!
LOL
sajan4evaluver24x7 5 months ago 5
Yo mama's so dumb she screamed at her shadow "quit following me!!!!!"
bloodytriggerz 5 months ago
yo mamma's so fat she was baptised at Sea World
SmoothMoonWalker 5 months ago 2
Yo mamas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said "one at a time please"
31BrandonG 5 months ago
yo momma so stupid, she tried to kill a bird by throwing it down a cliff
TheAvrilLavigneFan94 5 months ago
white black girl....nice
biker52977 5 months ago
yo mama is so fat when she sit on the rainbow SKITTLES CAME OUT
yolp23 5 months ago
yo moma so fat she only knows 3 letters of the altherbet K~F~C
MAGIKSPUDZz 6 months ago
is that the southern belle girl from that other show i didn't really like that much as a kid?
FuriousPumpkin 6 months ago
@FuriousPumpkin yea lol
KGArtist 5 months ago
@KGArtist different world? right lol?
FuriousPumpkin 5 months ago
@FuriousPumpkin exactly lmao ....
KGArtist 5 months ago
Yo mamas so stupid that she got stabbed in a shoot-out :P
92Mattdude 6 months ago
Whitley!!!!!!!
doujak4989 6 months ago
"... i would kiss you but i just had a chilli dog" LOOOOOOOOL
magoo16ski 6 months ago
Hearinq Jasmine's Voice All Those Years As Whitley Makes Jasmine's Real Voice Sexy As Hell !
iLoveeTempestt 6 months ago 3
yo momma is soo poor,for christmas she got a video of other people opening presents!
JustinOwl335 6 months ago 7
the funniest part to me was when wills dad left him and he started crying to uncle phil and will got this reallly shitty gift for his father...i mean it was like a 2 dollar gift for a father that he hasnt seen in like 20 years....lol such a jew.
InternetAesHole 6 months ago
YO MAMA SO UGLY WHEN SHE GOES TO A UGLY COMPETITION, THE REFERI SAIS " SORRY NO PROFESSINALS "
LOL
ali23092000 6 months ago 5
@ali23092000 no...
OfficialRiskRs 6 months ago
you so ugly that when yo mama birthed you she took a shit next to you....she looked down and thought she had twins
Flcker 6 months ago 3
yo mamma so fat that she got a job at seaworld as a walrus
rubberrand142 6 months ago
YO MUMA IS SO ULGY THAT EVEN THE SUBTITLES GOT FUCKED UP
lm0drevil 6 months ago
@lm0drevil naa tht aint funii
Ruqayiah 6 months ago 3
@lm0drevil They've been fucked up this entire time. Gross language.
rhinnawi95 6 months ago
this was all improve.
swag
JJ3194 6 months ago
yo momma so fat, she doesn't go back for seconds she goes back for hours
MrAfricanChild 6 months ago 146
will smith is the mean of the word "swag"
dawg949 6 months ago 5
Subtitles helped a lot <3
PPVEvents 6 months ago 349
@PPVEvents Not gonna lie... This made me lol.
SaveUsNotWillyWill 5 months ago
"you so ugly, no no no this a good on, you are so ugly that, damn baby you so fine" love that part LOL
yoyoyoyoshua 6 months ago 13
will is da MAN
MegaLiltrigga 6 months ago
classic
LIGHTRONIX 6 months ago
you are so ugly that your mother had to feed you with a slingshot
hahahahahah what a GOD
Fexy8 6 months ago
love this scene, although I think it's safe to say the girl won this one ;D.
lolookphor 6 months ago
Yo mama so fat, she masterbates to cookbooks.
tsoe2001 6 months ago 10