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  • Typical couple fighting

  • "You are so ugly no holdup this is a good one you are so ugly.......damn baby you so fine" lmao!!!!!!!

  • YOUR FINGER GOT TO MAKE AN APPOINTMENT TO SCRATCH YOUR HEAD" LMAO

  • you so ugly that's not a fade on your head, that's your hair running away from your face! hahhaha!!

  • Damn baby u so fine

  • I like how they're arguing

  • I feel sorry for your mama, have such an ugly child. LOL!!

  • LOL!:D

    

  • You're so ugly, yo mamma had to feed you with a sligshot! lmao that one's just hilarious. xDDD

  • Has anybody realized that the handles on the cabinet behind the couch look like a pair of eyes looking at you

  • you about that much of that lmao.

  • You are SO UGLY.. hold up this a good one...you are SO ugly, that if you..... dayum baby yu soo fiiiine ... lmfao

  • this is where shuffling originated

  • LMFAO LMFAO

  • she comes out in the vampire diaries as a witch. She didn't age well.

  • :O

  • yo momma.. LOL have not heard that shit in for ever. imma start saying that shit again ,

    just outta no where Yo Momma

  • good thing there is translation else i might dont understand

  • I wish people still used the phrase "frontin' like you're all that."

  • will used to look way different.

  • The start of Yo Mama jokes

  • Fresh Prince of Jerusalem?

  • damn baby u so fine

    loool

  • What is fade

  • @Diaryofabadmanfan12

    Will's haircut.

  • @Diaryofabadmanfan12 A fade is that thing on top of his head

  • Who is that actress?!!!

  • @G4B13 Jasmine guy. she was also on a different world.

  • @G4B13

    She also played Sheila "Grams" Bennett in The Vampire Diaries.

  • I really need a subtitle on this one.. thank allah there is!

  • me and my friend used to have yo mama battles sometimes:) and i always won:) i actually used the 17 and under not admitted joke too. it left her speechless. but here's my fav: Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

  • "DAMN BABY YOU SO FINE"

  • @ceasar2690 he meant that too.

  • You so ugly! That's not a fade on your head, that's yo hair runnin' away from yo face lmaooo hahahaha

  • will  smith got jokes

  • I think the girl won...

  • i tried to kiss a girl after calling her ugly and i got stabbed in the throat

  • @92GimmeMusic

    LMFAOO!! YOU COMPLETE JOKER!!!!:LLLLLL

  • nice nice

  • Yo momma so ugly she had to take 3 planes, two busses, one helicopter, 3 trains and one taxi to avoid lookin at herself in the mirror

  • why doesnt this ever happen to me

  • keep pressing 5 and look at will mouth

  • i luv the look on the chick's face lol

  • ur so ugly ur momma had to feed you with a sling shot looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooool best joke

  • Yo mama so fat, you have to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.

  • LMAO!!!...Your mama's so dumb, she went to the movies and it said "under 17 not admitted" so she went home and got 16 of her friends.

  • @PuppyXz way to be a complete tool

  • will jokez waz funnier

  • @PuppyXz ever heard of arabic?

  • @cod4lfe dont got time for sandniggers, sorry bro.

  • @PuppyXz go choke on ur moms dick please.

  • @wwwilhemsson how about you suck mine, fucking inbred faggot.

  • @PuppyXz too bad u dont have one.

  • lolz DAMN!!!!!! lolz

  • I got one....your momma is so dumb that she went to Dr. Dre for a pap smear. She was like "Help me Dr. Dre, my coochie is doing the beatbox" lmao lol

  • @tonetone1987 White Chicks! Lmao

  • Damn, she a midget

  • that gurl is ugly damn

  • LOL WHATS WITH THE SUBTLES!!

  • This show always makes me laugh.

  • lmao. *Favorites*

  • Damn all of these were new jokes too back in the day lol

  • OMG!!! THAT IS GRAMS FROM TVD!!!!!! aaaaaaaa cannot believe it!!! :)))

  • @TinaB9292TVD WHAT! Yes she was on TVD but also Dead Like ME and Different World....I am NOT old you know those shows!!!

  • @Sweetp000433 I loooooved Dead Like Me :))) Epic show :)))

  • @Sweetp000433 I loooooved Dead Like Me :))) Epic show :)))

  • I am so using all of these!

  • "I feel sorry for your mamma, havin such an ugly child" -- lmao!!! I love Fresh Prince!!

  • 'Your so stuck up that your fingers gonna make an appointment to scratch your damn head' BAM!

    i'm gonna use that on someone

  • @tenasha8 Use on me! Yo mama so fat that she wears an Equator for her jeans belt!

  • This Joint Had Me ROLLINNNN.!!

    Everytime I Watch It

  • Classic scene ! will smith is suc h a playa in younger days

  • whats with this arab BS

  • @Trainmasterryan Allah hu akbar! lmfaoo

  • "You're are so ugly that...that....

    Damn girl you're so fine."

    LOL

  • I heard this one somewhere & its kinda fucked up lol

    Ur mamas so fat she mastrubates to a cookbook....SMH

  • dat was funny :) hahahaa

  • Season 1 - Episode is called "Love At First Fight"

  • OH no she didn't

  • yo mama so ugly dracula wouldnt drink her blood

  • the amount of people who can read arabic, don't understand english and want to watch Fresh Prince has to be REALLY small

  • yo momma so ugly they use her face to make gorilla cookies

  • Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family. Yo mama's so dumb, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said WHERE'S MY GUMBALL!?!?? Yo mama's so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and they said no professionals allowed. Yo mama's so fat, when she puts on her rain coat people yell "TAXI!" Yo mama's so fat...that's it, she's just fat.

  • @samstorm546 :D Those are all my favorites. Oh, and "Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her wieght and he said "ma'am, I asked for your weight not your phone number."

  • @YoungJeezyCOD lol i got to use that on jerk people

  • @samstorm546 :) I love having yo mama battles with people. There is also this un-mama-realated joke I know thats funny but I doubt it would fit in one youtube comment. PM me if you want to see it :P

  • "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jazz and I are black, but, Carlton, what are you?"

  • @vullnettota ahahaha!!! omg i remember that!!  xDD lmfao!! xDD

  • @wow000999 hahaha this is so so so funny show that i never seen before

  • @vullnettota funny shit

  • With lashings like that, I can't imagine how amazing the make-up sex is.

  • How is it that Will is still playing the leading man today, and Jasmine Guy is playing Grandma on Vampire diaries?

  • @schoolgirlmaro lmfao

  • Yo momma is so dumb when i said i fucked your ass up son she tought you were gay

  • yo mama so ugly the goldfish cracker doesnt even smile back

  • this is funny wat episode is this? <3

  • Yo Momma so dumb she sit's on the T'V to watch the couch!!

  • Yo momma so fat when she puts on a red coat everyone gets their bus passes out.

  • just watched this episode:p

  • wow subs r in arabic

  • Yo mamma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everybody :)

  • @lemo43 Lol Classic. 

  • Yo Momma is so fat. Her blood type is ragu.

  • yo momma so stupid she went into the YMCA and said they spelled MACY's wrong

  • is it me or does she look like a female snoop dogg

  • Ruined by thestudio audience.

  • heres a good one:

    Yo mamas so fat that she broke her leg and gravy came out

    (redvsblue)

  • yo momma like birthday cake everyone gets a piece

  • Yall are trippin, she's beautiful

  • Damn baby you so fine :)

  • have u always been so stock up or did it take years of practice

  • seemed better on tv

    

  • your dad is such a morron that married ur mom :P(...)

  • yo mommas jokes......thats a paddlin

  • Yo mama's so crazy, she went skydiving naked off the Empire State Building and said God told her to do it.

  • @lu4y4pants Not Funny.

  • @PuertooRiicanMaa Ha, yeah, I'm new to the "Yo Mama" jokes. Do you have any good ones?

  • ...Damn baby you soo fine!

  • jasmine guy is a brilliant actress!!

  • yo mamma so dumb she didnt show up 4 ur birth!

  • Yo mama so stupid she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company xD

  • Yo mama is so fat when she went to class she sat next to everybody!

  • Yo momma so nasty she has to use shampoo to clean her armpits.

    Yo momma so dumb she saw a sign that said "wet floor", so she peed on it.

    Yo momma so dumb she's from Texas.

  • You are so UGLY, no wait this a good one you are so ugly that if... uh um um um, damn baby you so fine.

    xD

  • @banananerd12 was gonna quote that but then saw u posted it XD

  • lol on MBC 4 (thats how i watched it ya rafiki)

  • @xx1momochilli1xx

    int arabe

  • @60bigmama

    naam ana arabe

  • @xx1momochilli1xx

    min wain

  • @60bigmama lebanon

  • at least he was honest at the end!! ;)

  • your so ugly that aint a fade ifs your hair running away from your face hahahahahahahhahahaha

  • Yo moma so fat, when she wears a yellow coat people yell TAXI!

  • yo mama so fat she went 2 da hotel and asked 4 a water bed and they put a blanket over the ocean!

  • theres not one fresh prince of bel-air episode i havent seen

  • yo mama so fat, when she jumped, she got stuck in the air

  • @GHOST6472 fail

  • Yo mama is like a rollercoaster she's got her up and her downs.....nd 20 people can ride her at the same time

  • what's her name

  • U think jada was finer??? ....lol back then jasmine guy was waay prettier than jada to me don't get me wrong jada is pretty but I think jasmine guy was prettier back then but not now.

  • yo mama's armpits are so hairy it looks like she got Don King in a headlock

  • Your mum is so old, she went to school with Jesus

  • I knew they were fronting.

  • you so stuck up that your fingers gotta make an appointment to scratch your damn head!!!!!

    LOL

  • Yo mama's so dumb she screamed at her shadow "quit following me!!!!!"

  • yo mamma's so fat she was baptised at Sea World

  • Yo mamas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said "one at a time please"

  • yo momma so stupid, she tried to kill a bird by throwing it down a cliff

  • white black girl....nice

  • yo mama is so fat when she sit on the rainbow SKITTLES CAME OUT

  • yo moma so fat she only knows 3 letters of the altherbet K~F~C

  • is that the southern belle girl from that other show i didn't really like that much as a kid?

  • @FuriousPumpkin yea lol

  • @KGArtist different world? right lol?

    

  • @FuriousPumpkin exactly lmao ....

  • Yo mamas so stupid that she got stabbed in a shoot-out :P

  • Whitley!!!!!!!

  • "... i would kiss you but i just had a chilli dog" LOOOOOOOOL

  • Hearinq Jasmine's Voice All Those Years As Whitley Makes Jasmine's Real Voice Sexy As Hell !

  • yo momma is soo poor,for christmas she got a video of other people opening presents!

  • the funniest part to me was when wills dad left him and he started crying to uncle phil and will got this reallly shitty gift for his father...i mean it was like a 2 dollar gift for a father that he hasnt seen in like 20 years....lol such a jew.

  • YO MAMA SO UGLY WHEN SHE GOES TO A UGLY COMPETITION, THE REFERI SAIS " SORRY NO PROFESSINALS "

    LOL

  • @ali23092000 no...

  • you so ugly that when yo mama birthed you she took a shit next to you....she looked down and thought she had twins

  • yo mamma so fat that she got a job at seaworld as a walrus

  • YO MUMA IS SO ULGY THAT EVEN THE SUBTITLES GOT FUCKED UP

  • @lm0drevil naa tht aint funii

  • @lm0drevil They've been fucked up this entire time. Gross language.

  • this was all improve.

    swag

  • yo momma so fat, she doesn't go back for seconds she goes back for hours

  • will smith is the mean of the word "swag"

  • Subtitles helped a lot <3

  • @PPVEvents Not gonna lie... This made me lol.

  • "you so ugly, no no no this a good on, you are so ugly that, damn baby you so fine" love that part LOL

  • will is da MAN

  • classic

  • you are so ugly that your mother had to feed you with a slingshot

    hahahahahah what a GOD

  • love this scene, although I think it's safe to say the girl won this one ;D.

  • Yo mama so fat, she masterbates to cookbooks.