I Would Never (Dissect A Ewe) by Garfunkel and Oates

[chemistryeng12]

would like one of those shirts in blue please

[darkharlequin11]

Please tell me you guys never had to do that to a cat. I couldn't even dissect the frog.

[JianLong1833]

HAHHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS AWESOME!

[garydunncolumbus]

Simon and Hall! LOL!

[kirimikium]

this song reminds me of "for science" by TMBG: There has been a spacecraft sighted! Flying high above the sky! Sirens declare there's one among us FROM VENUS.

[rasnac]

I am re-listening all of your songs, and I believe this one is the best. Simon and Hall rocks!

[fonstw]

She wouldn't...

WHY?!? WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?!?

[BobSince1934]

Wow! You guys sound just like Garfunkel and Oates! Really great job! :D

[MsFieldofflowers]

So how high were you guys?

[kailea2323]

this is AMAZING!

[Aznception]

An*

[spottedleaf876]

Sheep Ghost!

[naragala01]

threesome any one?

[mommypepper]

You guys know how to make a long ass work day much brighter! I freaking love you guys!

[animatorFan74]

Sheep ghoooossstt...woooohooo...

Hahaha!! :)

[cue0987]

"i would really like to learn about science" favorite line

[TheSuperhalofreak]

I remember when I dissected a sheep's eye for science. It was fascinating and I did a perfect job. I did such a good job that I dissected the sheep's eyes of the groups that were to sickened by it or were goofing off throwing eye juice at each other. I got some accidental spray from the eye juice but I continued my work in perfection and fast times. In fact dissections are the only labs I'm any good at.

[Dapts]

SHEEP GHOST, WOOOO!

[TheOliveChan]

Is it sad I know what all those words mean?

[clownsscaremetoo]

@TheOliveChan Don't worry. I know them too.

[eoghan120]

Dissecting an eye ball is disguisting , didnt eat meat for over 5 months after! lol

[Malco2245]

SUB'd for the sheep ghost! 

[cmal0510]

Anyone else notice how G & O vids, it's always Garfunkel on the right and Oates on the left? Now it's the opposite! Classic!

[TeegTotaler]

@cmal0510 Well, usually, but not in the "I would never" video. :)

[missmolly333]

I just had flashbacks to LB's biology class. lol. You girls make me giggle!

[hellomaxmin]

Is'nt wearing own band shirts a no-go?

[shutinanxiety]

@hellomaxmin this isn't Garfunkel and Oates. 

[hellomaxmin]

@shutinanxiety Right, obviously…

[BrennyBlues]

oh god! that maraca makes a HUGE sound for being so small!!! :O

[ShamanMahoney]

I love you two, Epic!~LokiGen

[KashmirKiddy]

have they ever worn the wigs the other way around?

[PurpleHatFilms]

omg, the sheep ghost made me laugh my appendix out. It was worth it.

[ImperiousViking]

do you know how hard it is to be in love with a random person on the interwebs?

[TheParuProject]

THAT SHEEP HAS FIVE LEGS!!! .___.

[retius]

Okay-- is that a Corona Cinco de Mayo keychain-slash-maraca?

[GodComplexX]

@retius I believe so.

[s6824s]

Very talented duo! You guys aresome!

[rphunt2002]

where can we get the shirts?

[AZ09not]

SIMON & HALL.

[lookwhatidid312]

In can't believe I've went my entire life without hearing anyone ever sing the line "we opened up that pregnant cat..."

Huh.

[PavePaws]

Riki should be wearing the short black wig and vice versa (not be confused with Nissan Versa).

I'd also like to request a song that has to do with the supermarket.

Come on, whad'ya got?

[casmatt1]

666 likes lol this is evil!!!!!!

[orealcookie1989]

I love the couch songs!!!

[DrIvoRobotnick]

@orealcookie1989

These ones are funnier and feel more personal.

[omifriggingosh]

Hotter than garfunkel and oates :)

[CDMI2010]

lol

[larrythedolphin]

Hi Kate. I'm serious, I Love You !!

[MastinoNapoletano420]

Is that a Martin Ukelele?  wow...

[shutinanxiety]

@MastinoNapoletano420 my money is on "makala" if you watch the song for turk by gooch video you can see the head stock more clearly (when she says "first time, first time"). assuming it's the same uke of course ;)

[rikilind]

@shutinanxiety Kate plays a Martin SO Uke!

[shutinanxiety]

@rikilind very cool! that's why i had to quit gambling :( thank god for weed cards! and thanks for clarifying!

[acesofspaces100]

Take Off Them Tops !

[bruinschick60]

Im so tempted to show this to my Bio teacher....

[tequilakelly]

I saw these cats play before they were famous. They opened up for Wyld Stallyns at a Renaissance Festival in Baltimore in 1971..... Amazing show.

[PeteZuranbeer]

needs more maraca

[PeteZuranbeer]

needs more marraca

[DRjrLEE]

Cute.

[DoctorExplosion]

I like how they're wearing wig-versions of their own hair. Amazing thing to do.

[himynameishelen]

@DoctorExplosion lol, that was my favourite part too

[SamBamKablaam]

Need Sheep Ghost Garfunkel and Oates T-Shirts. Need.

[CimarronWestfolk]

What does that mean?

[solutreanidea]

brilliant 

[Pixis1]

Garfunkel and Oates parodying themselves? Meta!

[kramerhas]

Thank you, AP bio exam dominated. (:

[creativemountain]

Nice try, S&H, but not enough swearing.

[BiggAndyy]

Sheep Ghost wooooooo...

[sules48]

"hi, we're Simon and Hall!" oh my god i love these two.

[AngelaSotoTV]

The girl on the right looks like the babysitter from Raising Hope

[sules48]

@AngelaSotoTV she is!! :D

[Fanilow09]

@AngelaSotoTV Good eye. That's because she is.

[TheKenTerry]

When you two lose your self esteem, give me a call.

[residuonuclear]

Is so great to some some weed to listen you guys ... !!! ... congrats ... keep it up !!!

----greatings from argentina----

[illtrax]

Awesome as per usual =]

[kramerhas]

I will definitely pass my AP bio test ob monday morning because of this. :) This helped me more than my year long class. haha

[Velocilover]

haha AP Bio test on monday? Coincidence, yes, as I only watched this cause you guys are harlarrrious.

[MrWhatsit]

I love you guys. I can't believe you made that song listenable. :P

[glowerpower]

I Love ♥ Redundant T-shirts! 

[wweleah]

I dont think you guys could ever make a video that I didnt completely love :)

[TofuPenguin1]

Do they write this stuff or just sing along?

[TomatoeSoupLuv]

Sheep ghost!

[ChicaWolverina]

G'Happies Music Therapy!

[spasticpanda]

Congrats on Raising Hope! I love it!

[notacreep22]

u guys r awesome

[BabyxIxKnow]

fuckkkk i was putting off studying for my ap bio exam on monday by coming here and you ruined everything!

[Velocilover]

@BabyxIxKnow samesies

[sanyasagar]

hahahahahhahahaha oh my goodness

[dbluvsuANDred]

I watched The Changeling last night.

You played that bitchy nurse, didn't you?

It was sososo great.

[phombuspucker]

lyrics please.

[WolfKill01]

Lol. I dissected an eyeball in my anatomy and physiology class like two weeks ago

[lnmgilbert2004]

@nas6792 Whoooooo!

[rampareg]

awesomeeehhh

!

[Eterea1986]

I saw you in million dolar baby O_O

[TheWilsonian92]

I wonder what happen to their hair.

[EccentricInTexas]

So Many people completely missed the point of this....

[Belisknar]

Awesome parody. The world needs more artists parodying their own songs.

[MichaelMusic1]

ahhhh i missed you guys soooo much!!!

[rorose132]

Oh crap! I think I may have learned something! Damn! 17 years of schooling down the drain.

Anyhoo, you two are too damn adorable!!!

[unclesoflaugh]

this sucks

[P00P0STER0US]

I would never project a poo.

[Outlookhazy]

Some guys in my school turned their AP Bio dissected cat into a puppet and ran around with it.

[guitar2321]

you guys are the best.

[NevTheDeranged]

oh man, the horrible, horrible things we did to those poor fetal pigs... 

[LifeOutsideTheBubble]

Ahem. *an* ewe?

[Kiveah]

@LifeOutsideTheBubble A female sheep...I think.

[LifeOutsideTheBubble]

@Kiveah I meant grammar.

[wesleymcbob]

xD i think killing frogs is fun

[lolochicken]

saw you guys on tv alot lately one on united states of tara,an i saw you in million dollar baby also keep it up and the other in a BBQ commercial and on scrubs you dont get enough credit :) good job staying in the spotlight,

[shanana0z420]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA we opened up the pregnant CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL OMFG i laughing soooooooooo FUCK HARD WRITE KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!

[LadyDamascus]

I love you guys.

[drken10003]

YouTube gave me an ad for preserved fetal pigs.

[hobbitninja]

The maraca got smaller I see

[shutinanxiety]

I'm disappointed with the wigs... they're, um, not different!?!?! i wanted to see riki as as a brunette.

[damilstephens]

SHEEP GHOST!

[eunibrows]

I don't get it.

[Azriel637]

Great song, but something kinda funky going on with the sound, dont really know what to call it, its just really hard to make out what you are saying most of the time.

[Johannasmirror]

*love*

[kikyo4815]

The moment "Simon and Hall" was mentioned, I had to pause it to give me time to laugh. XD

[gaspode123]

I wish I could like this twice

[ZedemMonk]

I think your second verse had too many syllables... I think I will wake up at 3am giggling from "sheep ghost whooooo"!

[v8xp88xc]

Yay, back to the couch!

[lnmgilbert2004]

You guys make me laugh SO hard!

[EkwyFields]

Sheep ghost. Well, thank you for THOSE nightmares. =P

[acesofspaces100]

Take Off Them Tops, It Needs More Cow Bell

[acesofspaces100]

Take Off Them Tops

[AlecOgston]

Blatant rip off! I hope the real Garfunkel and Oates sue you.

[lifedimmer]

@AlecOgston they r the real ones dumbass

[tofuEtr]

@lifedimmer I believe AlecOgston's comment was tongue-in-cheek.

[zerothought]

@AlecOgston INORITE?!?

[dcarm85]

@AlecOgston: It was uploaded by Rikilind - That would be Garfunkel.

Was it not obvious that it's actually them pretending to be someone else pretending to be them?

[Akarian1598]

@dcarm85 I hope they were being sarcastic.

[MarcusVermilion]

We need more shaker!

[ItsnatalieS]

what a creative PG version of the song ;) I love you girls.

[STHayden]

And the most meta cover of the year goes too.... who else would think of doing this?

[cormatches]

great!!!

[HowYouLikeThemLemons]

I NEED that shirt! :D!!!!!! <3

[387Dima]

Nerd-gasm!

[ChannelCassie]

Are you trying to encourage us to make nerdy parodies of your songs?

[tsuyoshiro]

You guys have way too much free time on your hands.

[lvl100pokemans]

FUCK sheep ghost

that shit was scary as fuck

[coolstream1]

In my high school biology class we dissected a live baby...

Super Villain High was a stressful environment...

[gfan0080]

i got a fever and the only cure is more shaker lol

[Joesphfffffff]

are you wearing wigs?

[masonh1234]

Lmfao, I was sooo confused!!! Yall would cover your own song :) very niiiice

[Makingnewnamesisdumb]

These girls are way hotter than Riki and Kate.

[cleverboy283]

What do I have to do to join this tribute band.

[xanthan2187]

Natasha, can I move in with you?

[jssherrard]

You two could not possibly be more fun, cute, entertaining, giggle-making, smile-inducing, awesome-sauce... NERD WIN!

[cheesecarrots]

hahahaha whaaat?! this is awesome!

[katiikutthroat]

How often to you guys get fuckin blazed? I feel like you would have great conversations.

[oipoom]

I would never inject tofu.

[oipoom]

I would never have sex with shoes.

[oipoom]

I would never neglect a jew.

[LittlePatrician]

@oipoom I would listen to that. :P

[chaseblogger]

A zillion thumbs up.

[theogore]

Whoa, this is like musical nesting dolls! Parody within parody....

Love you two, just saw the interview on KPCS!

[VirusSI]

Not your best.

[dejb1973]

I think if my science class was taught this way I might have actually retained some of it! Now, if you could just think of some songs to teach my 14 year old daughter Geometry and next yrs Algebra II I'd drive out from Ohio and kiss your feet!! :D You women ROCK!!! We love you!

[QWK999R]

Ewe My Gawd! When the video plays a 'Fetal Pigs for Sale on Bay' - Pop Up Banner Ad appears. Is this like karma, or a coincidence?

[akaulanav]

hahahaha gj

[moshpotpaul]

LMFAO at sheep ghost xD

I love you Micucci!

[sonicase]

+1 for science

-1 for parodying your own song

+1 for sheep ghost

[GPSC998]

@sonicase seems like they deserve more than just +3 though lol

[Meechree]

You guys look a lot like Garfunkel and Oates! (-;

[torrid426]

Too funny how they are wearing wigs with their own hair color and style .

[evamarimo]

Haha, who else would make their own parody 8-)

(though I gotta somehow google the lyrics first)

[flapjackrabbit]

IT'S BIZZARO WORLD!!!!!!

[Raydog145]

Science = Winning



[puklop]

Science!

[arfies]

God, I hated biology class! *snerk*

[Hreinn91]

you singing about me?

[cnhoffman]

Related videos... gross.

[mcquage]

amazing, just hilarious!

[molewizard]

*SHAKE* *SHAKE* *SHAKE* *SHAKE*

Jesus fuck, turn it down a bit.