6000 year old Earth brought to you by Republican Senator Sylvia Allen.

[CoreyfromEarth]

"What the frack?"

[ChipArgyle]

Keep electing superstitious fools into positions of power America and let's see what happens to the world.

[Bromopar]

@ChipArgyle The world will laugh at us as they surpass us in every category of technological development and we'll turn ourselves into a third world country of idiots and fools who think praying is going to solve the drought or economic hardships we inflicted upon ourselves.

[ChipArgyle]

@Bromopar Exactly. Elect Rick Perry as President so you can all hop on his express train back to the dark ages. Funny thing - he's pro religion and pro war, but anti-science, so what are his preferred weapons? Sticks and rocks? Or does he consider modern weaponry tolerable voodoo?

[Bromopar]

@ChipArgyle Correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't be support the F-35 JSF? The most technologically advanced fighter in the world (arguably)? I wonder if he thinks its actually just a pulpit that flies so the pilot and call upon God's wrath at 35,000 feet to smite the enemies of America.

[ChipArgyle]

@Bromopar Well, you got me on that one! OK, I'll be more accurate and say that he's selective about which science he thinks is real and useful. He doesn't believe in evolution, so he better not ever use any vaccines or bacterial antitoxins because they clearly don't exist. And I bet he never had an appendix either, regardless of whether or not it was ever removed.

[Bromopar]

@ChipArgyle Well it looks like we won't have to worry about voting for him and possibly Michelle Batshit too since the rumor is they plan on dropping out. Now if we can get rid of Santorum...

[ChipArgyle]

@Bromopar Even with those three gone, that will leave two Mormons in their magic underwear and an amoral, lying prick who left his wife while she was battling cancer because she wasn't pretty enough the be on the arm of a president. Ron Paul's interesting, but just a little too eccentric and too old for most of the voters. It's not a particularly appealing slate of candidates.

[Bromopar]

@ChipArgyle The ONLY candidate I think that's worth taking a look at is John Huntsman. At least he believes that Earth is 4.5 billion years old, the climate is changing and that laws shouldn't be based on religious doctrine. Aside from him though you're absolutely, 100% right.

[ChipArgyle]

@Bromopar Yeah, he at least dresses the part.

Pretty scary that Santorum got as much momentum as he did though.

[JonasPlanck]

@ChipArgyle The jawbone of an ass, I think. If it worked for Samson, it'll work for our brave troops! Of course, he'll also have to put a stop to military hair-cuts, because that would interfere with the magic, but... oh wow, I just figured out why our wars keep turning into quagmires! IT'S THE HAIRCUTS!!!!

[ChipArgyle]

@JonasPlanck I think you've nailed it. And Don't Ask, Don't Tell is gone too. Imagine the fear that will be struck into the hearts of America's enemies, likely to be religious fundamentalists as well, as they see an unbeatable army of long-haired gays and lesbians running toward them, menacingly threatening them with dead animal parts.

And to think we bothered to invent nuclear weapons. What fools we are, hey?

[saigondj]

she is right all you ignorant dufus

[tricklessmagic]

@saigondj wipe your ass and have it for lunch why don't you

[saigondj]

@tricklessmagic glue your penis to your chin moronimus

[sanphaka04]

How does one vote on this sort of thing? What's the etiquette? Do I vote down the content, or vote up the fine person who posted it? I gave it an up. I think that's right. 

[azzy314159]

She said the earth was here 6000 years ago. She did not say there was nothing before that, so let us give her the benefit of doubt. Nobody in his or her sane mind can argue that it was created 6000 years ago ( because it was created 4500 years ago)

How do I know that?

Answer: Well, the bible says so.

And what is the proof that the bible is true?

Answer:  The bible says that is the truth.

[tricklessmagic]

@azzy314159 she is genius. LOL

[azzy314159]

@tricklessmagic No, I was just clarifying the great words of wisdom inflicted upon us by this sage(ess?)The credit goes entirely to the smart folk of Az.who elected her to the senate. Some more like her and we will be able to make the great leap back to the middle ages. We will then be allowed to burn this witch upon the stake. 

[tricklessmagic]

@azzy314159 I feel your pain!

[periesicsd]

@azzy314159 i hope you're just being sarcastic. Right?!

[SqueakerAlpha]

she is correct , the Earth was here 6000 years ago, and a bit longer than that. :)

she wants jobs and money , good opinion senetor !

[Srbskiiinat]

HAHAHAHHAHA the world laugh's at you people of Arizona for geting her elected :D

[sweetsweatyfeet]

Trees have been found who's ring count dates them almost 10,000 years old.

[carlsm95]

Actually there people who reject evolution who still accept that the Earth is 4.5 billion years old (older-earth creationists). Earth has been proven beyond reasonable doubt to be much older than 6,000 years.

Still, though... ughhhh....

[CircusOfBedlam]

what an idiot.

[Zentz29]

God damn creationist IDiots....

[nighrage]

and people voted this thing in???!!!

[camichael74]

Haha, okay, all of these comments seem to be fairly rude and in bad taste. Why can't we at least be civil and discuss things like adults? This is a huge problem in the scientific community.

[Zentz29]

@camichael74 What is a huge problem in the scientific community?

[thisgalaintdancinmr]

@Zentz29

stupidity. huge problem. and not only in the scientific community, only that scientists are so well aware of its impact on humankind. :-P

[Kneppeliner2000]

@camichael74 We have stupid politicians where I come from as well but not like this; this is insane. No manner of rudeness is over the top when one is dealing with an elected official who is this far behind the advancement of the society she is supposed to serve. And no manner of scorn is sufficient to deal with child-minded politicians who's own dark-age agenda is detrimental to civilisation.

The expectation that you can somehow have a civil discussion with idiots is the huge problem...

[mrfrosty8172]

WOW what a tool

she does know that when the federal government try to harvest the enriched Uranium it not only takes forever but is really expensive

[lesouder2222]

Wow! She is so stupid!

[teeyodi]

Christian republitard indeed.

[ProfessorRex]

How old does Ron Paul think Earth is?

[SmFdeiviss]

@ProfessorRex Ron Paul is believer but not that kind of like this stupid cow, he really doesn't pay too much attention to religion and VERY rarely you see him paying any attributions to god, But am still voting for him, he is a real liberterian and the only rep. candidate you can be sure isn't corrupted with lobbyists cash.  Even though his views on Medicare are a bit mad...

[GGUBoss]

Oh my what an idiotic, idiotic woman.

[FullAutoAngelo]

You know, I'm sure her heart is in the right place, but her head is definitely not.

[iCommentatez]

I wouldn't entrust her with a wiffle bat, much less some uranium.

[tricklessmagic]

@iCommentatez Haha!

[railroadtrash09]

Most politicians are ignorant like her...

[sebulia1]

That is scary as hell that an elected official can have the IQ of a grapefruit.

[666LEARN2SUFFER666]

I'm confused. I think this woman is a moron and I am embarrassed for America... So with that said, sould I vote like or dislike for this video? Which one means "I think this woman is too stupid to a senator? This woman makes me angry. If you voted for her please do not procreate!

[Orthrus]

If people allow this country to be governed by such people, we are fuuuucked.

[CopernicusRules]

what a morron

[mre2u2]

6,000 years, eh? Only off by about a factor of over 500,000..

[simcult]

Poor woman brainwashed by ignoramuses.

[drfoxcourt]

How can semi-intelligent and semi-rational people ever consider voting for someone like Senator Allen? I don't mean to denigrate Arizonians, but somebody needs to educate the voters about science, personal philosophies of the candidates and rational thought.

[upsilon054]

Oh my goodness!

A mind is a terrible thing to waste. And I wouldn't talk like this good lady even if I was wasted on a quart of vodka.

[B2K8888]

fuck sakes ! what an idiot...

[RadarKat73080]

(Facepalm) Never know the mine was there? Naw! Expect for the green, glowing children! Maybe we should have a religious test for public office! Anyone with strong religious views, like Sarah palin or this dipshit, cannot get elected!

[setmedic]

This bitch is nuttier than a squirrel's turd...

[znarf541]

"We can get the oil safely..." BP

[SomeIslandKim]

HAHA!

[fog0death]

This is why I'm a Muslim.

[Tsteve08]

@fog0death You're still retarded for being religious.

[fog0death]

@Tsteve08 My religion is an extra tool to guide me to greatness, the same way my parents guide me and the country laws keep me from doing bad things. You can call my religion an extra safety measure.

If you don't wish for an extra safety measure that's your wish, you have your wishes and I have mine.

[powereater]

@fog0death Well, you religion also guided large commercial aircraft into skyscrapers, so i think ill do without ur "guide"

My neighbor brought Volcano insurence, i laughed at him and told him we were in Ontario and nowhere near a fault line. he said it was for "extra safety measure" and that his ancestors has been buying it for generations. i told him my ancestors brought them 2 but a geologist came by and told him that he didnt live near a volcano. my friend than call said geologist a lier.

[fog0death]

@powereater Your friend is retarded, I don't buy insurance for anything other than my car since the law forces me to...

lmao are you talking about those planes that somehow got passed the world's superpower, America's defenses? Are you talking about those buildings that looked oddly familier to the ones I see on T.V. on shows about demolitions? Are you talking about those Saudis who apparantly had flame-proof identifications that some Americans somehow found? Does anyone still believe in 9/11?

[powereater]

@fog0death i love how you manage to make a fool of yourself , it always amuse me when people dont understand that stand.

Lmao are you talking about those plane that cause american defenses unaware because they were civilian aircraft? are you talking about simple construction physics (fire=weakened frame= increase of tension= colllaps) that any engineer could understand? are you talking talking about the electronicly registered passenger list? Does anyone still belive in bullshit conspricy?

[fog0death]

@powereater lol it doesn't matter if there's an electronicly registered passenger list, the fact is people apparantly "found" some fireproof identifications that SOMEHOW survived a planecrash and fire.

Furthermore, there isn't a SINGLE recorded account of an airplane making a building collapse. There have been airplanes that crashed into buildings, but NONE of them made the building collapse, and especially not in a straight line like the ones you see from CONTROLLED DEMOLITIONS.

[fog0death]

@powereater Lastly, there were MULTIPLE aircraft that hit those buildings, and other places in America, and after the first one hit, there wasn't ANY military aircraft springing into action to take down the other airplanes.

I'm sorry but I clearly destroyed your argument. There's no way to prove 9/11 an accident.

Especially when we consider the building that collapsed in 7 seconds for no apparant reason. I'd like you to explain that building to me.

[powereater]

@fog0death declaring yourself the victor over the internet is a rather pitful move.

reading up on conspriacy theories and repeating them will not help your case. FACT: on sept 11,2001 islamic terroists funded by the osama bin laden flew several commercial aircrafts into the WTC in NYC. the bush adminitration was blamed for the underevauation of AlQeada as a threat to the USA.

BTW: jets were scrambled, the meltdown of internal support has the same result as a controlled demo.

[fog0death]

@powereater You can't prove my facts wrong so you've resorted to bringing out your own facts. Unfortunately though, one thing is clear, I gave you far more facts supporting my argument than the single fact you gave me for yours.

Not only that but I can counter your "BTW:..." by asking this question, how come in the history of aviation there was NEVER a building that collapsed because of an airplane flying into it?

Okay now to destroy your single fact:

[fog0death]

@powereater Al-Qaeda is situated in Saudi Arabia, and those terrorists that flew the aircraft were Saudis. Saudi Arabia's dictatorship is SUPPORTED by America. Furthermore, when the airplanes, not one airplane, but MULTIPLE airplanes, when MULTIPLE airplanes came to strike America, there wasn't ANY retaliation by the defences of America, and not one jet was launched into the sky to try to prevent any further terrorist acts.

Furthermore, apparantly this "Osama Bin Laden" has been running around

[powereater]

@fog0death ur cherrypicking of facts is amusing. i can go ahead and take up half the comment section answearing them but im just going to suggest u google conspriacy debunking sites.

either way Religion is one of the many ways humanity invented thousands of years ago to strenghen themselves. this role has almost ben completly replaced by science . religion is harmful to the modern world because it has and always wil provide unwarented justification horrile actions.Goodbye.

[fog0death]

@powereater Explain why America has so many STDs and AIDS, while Muslim countries don't even have much troubles with these?

Infact, if you search on the internet, you will see that North Africa has far less problems with AIDS than South Africa. Coincidentally, North Africa is made up of Muslim countries, while South Africa is mostly Christian.

It's obvious that a society without religion can be harmed just as much as a society with religion. Also, athiests can justify horrible actions too.

[fog0death]

@powereater Remember Stalin, Mussolini, and the Chinese dictatorship. I doubt North Korea is religious either...

[fog0death]

@powereater in Afghanistan for 10 years, and somehow America hasn't caught him yet.

I'm sorry but even an average child can point out what these little things point to. 9/11 was a False Flag Operation, which didn't result in the Saudis being invaded, no it instead resulted in invading Iraq for some reason.

[Multimixvideos]

@fog0death

Muslims are even worse than Christians. Actually Islam is THE worst religion that I can think of! Wake up buddy and get yourself some coffee and get a reality check!

[007rapz]

@Multimixvideos Scientology is up there lol

[hhaugan]

@fog0death - and here I was under the impression 'true muslims' think the world is only 6000 years old as well?

Most Christians don't think the earth is 6000 years old, most Muslims do AFAIK.

I'm neither :-)

[Iker666beast]

Well evolution is as shit compared to GEOLOGY!!!! the 6000 years old earth theory is for iletreates, not for politicians, evermore if they are senators. Here in spain , at the least since 1975 ( apart fom the left democratic period of 1931/36) God is out of politic, Evenmore the Judeo islam cristian legends

[RobtheBig]

right when you said she was a senator of arizona the blocks just fell into place and i wasnt surprised

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the united states of jesus fails so hard that it is an insult to real humans who are logical.

[mastro82mp]

I'm not shocked by this one bit. Religion makes people deny all reality, reasoning, and science. Every scientist in the world could walk up to that woman, and say that the Earth is 4.6 billion years old, one man holding a bible comes up and says 6,000 years, and because of her faith she will side with the 6,000. It's ignorance, and lack of proper education.

[Germanboy567]

THIS IS MADNESS!

[Skippyup]

You must watch Senator Allen's Response to all of this. I tried to post a link but couldn't. It is on You tube though under the title Arizona Sen. Sylvia Allen - District 5 . If you are going to judge her so harshly, the least you can do is listen with an open mind to what she has to say in response.

[tricklessmagic]

@Skippyup I will watch the video and will stand corrected if I have been harsh. Thanks.

[Skippyup]

@tricklessmagic That is all that I ask.  :)

[tricklessmagic]

@Skippyup No worries.

[frother]

@Skippyup

No scientist says millions.

[tamu77095]

@Skippyup watch her response. I'm sorry but response could validate her claim that the earth is 6000 years old. I'm sorry but comments like will be labeled delusional,  and will be given no further thought by the growing community of rationalists. You say listen with an open-mind. I have, perhaps you should do the same

[honkyxadonis]

woah! she is a politician in your country?! over here she would be dancing for pennies

[bpwaddell]

This is by far the scariest .. and I mean scariest YouTube video..

The earth has been here 6000 years .. where did she learn this garbage ....

It is frightening that she is a senator..

Don't we have a test that requires our Politicians to possess general knowledge.

Shocking , truly shocking....:(

[Guitcad1]

I bet the guy in the coat is leaning over whispering "4.5 billion you stupid cunt."

[Tom6093]

Leave out the stupid cunt part and you might be on track !!!!

[BillKiernan]

why doesn't she just pray to her desert war god to shower uranium down on her state. fucking stupid bitch back to the stone age with you.

[tricklessmagic]

Hahaha

[Orthodoxcrusader]

@BillKiernan

HEY!!!

Don't be so hard on her!

Our specie exists around 200,000 years and her just 6000...

When our 'civilization' was 6000 years young we were chasing each other with thick branches and saber-tiger teeth...

And look what they accomplished for only 6000!!!

 XD

[tricklessmagic]

@Orthodoxcrusader A novel way of looking at it!

[allieron]

@Orthodoxcrusader Sabertooth tigers died out over 10,000 years ago.

Young Earth Creationists are capable of running a small hotdog stand, but should have control over NOTHING larger.

Our civilization was already forming 6000 years ago as we became sedentary.

Actually holding office and being as close as possible to ignorantly insane is tremendously dangerous, because denial of reality in elected representatives WILL lead to disaster.

[Orthodoxcrusader]

@alli

I wouldn't give them a hot-dog stand either.

They might just use cyanide mixed with sulfur instead of some Indian spice.

About elected representatives and dangerous ignorance;

As you see not knowing what's cyanide and working with food can be dangerous; killing few hundreds before you get jailed; Now imagine you're THAT dumb and plus you have the nuclear codes. Well... In 2012 US elections TWO things will be known;

1.Who's the next US president

2.Will I start building a nuclear shelter.

[Orthodoxcrusader]

@vinniechan

You missed my point completely... Or you don't just get sarcasm...

Humans exist roughly 200,000 years...

I am NOT talking about separate ethnics, but the whole specie in general...

[criticaljimmk]

fucken conservative

[roni221]

LOL, ok so even if you do believe that the earth is 6000 years old (which it isn't) industry and pollution from vehicles etc has only been going on for the past 150 or so years. So in the 5850 years prior, the earth hasn't taken quite the beating that it's taking right now.

[NavajoJoe66]

HOLY SHIT

[loodjuret]

Well, gravity is a theory too right? :D

[tricklessmagic]

Totally mind blowing and insane. These people get elected to run stuff! How scary is that!

[Tom6093]

It shouldn't be !!!!! It should be fact.

[PSNAidanQuinn]

how retarded is grant evolution is proven right with giraffes long necks to reach high plants and more famously when charles darwin sailed in his boat around the coasts and found how all the finches had different beaks for eating different nuts.

[grant487]

Evolution is a theory folks! It needs the miilions of years for evolvement. God made the heavens and the earth. When cars hit each other (big bang) little cars don't come from the collision. To think that your body came together just by chance is more unbelieveable than the earth being 6000 to 10,000 years old. Keep talking Senator!

[fuzzypickles08]

Evolution is a fact, it's happening around you now. It's an ongoing phenomena. Just because you can't grasp an idea with your mind doesn't mean it isn't a valid one. People much much more intelligent than you have failed to debunk evolution. Stop displaying your ignorance, it's embarrassing.

[camichael74]

@fuzzypickles08 Micro-evolution is fact. However, when it comes to macro-evolution, there is just as much faith that is involved as believing in a creator.

[hhaugan]

@camichael74 They still tell you that in church? Perhaps you should read a few books? No, not the pretty illustrated ones they give you in church. Actual books, showing actual research - you know, the kind of knowledge you don't have to accept ancient scripture to believe in, though you can still hold on to that, if you so wish...

[tricklessmagic]

@hhaugan Can you believe it and the idiots that defend this manner of stupid?

[hhaugan]

@tricklessmagic makes you wonder if they're trolling...

[tricklessmagic]

@No. They are serious and believe it too!

[tricklessmagic]

I have to tell you this is one of the daftest comments I have had the misfortune to read grant487.

[CrossHeart79]

geometry is a theory. colors are also a theory. even music is a theory. so are you saying that there is a possible chance that all of these dont actually exist simply because they are categorized as "theories"?

its a shame that people still dont know the difference between a theory and a hypothesis. no, but seriously, why dont you go look up the word "theory" in a dictionary

[tricklessmagic]

CrossHeart79, remember you are talking about creationist here. The have difficulty finding their ass from their elbows. LOL.

[EvenTakenIsTaken]

Did zombie Jesus eat your brain?

[1809evolution]

Unbelievable!

[2105Jack]

Actually the earth is around 13000 to 20000 years old. That is taking into account the biblical record which is the only record we have. God took seven thousand years or perhaps seven hundred thousand years it doesnt matter. Humans , that is people who are spirit soul and body not chimpanzees are around 6000 years old.

Evolutionists are not scientists simply because they do not use the principals of science to establish their theories which are simply dumb.

[tricklessmagic]

I respectfully disagree 2105jack...but thanks for your comment.

[xxdiogenescynicxx]

@2105Jack You are obviously deluded.

[expatted]

Stupid douchebag.

[expatted]

But, I'm not Xian, so please don't cram that down my throat: keep it to yourself.

[expatted]

Didn't the holy book say to pray alone, in silence-- not be going around selling it??

[tricklessmagic]

I think a Laxative will reveal more interesting and real shit than your disturbed mind. MORON!