Re: In Jesus' name

[storm1978du]

managed to listen to this retard for entire 15seconds

[andreasrylander]

@storm1978du

Want a prize, moron? =)

[vincec00]

Praise God!!! He reigns. El Shaddai. He deserves all the glory and honor. You may not like it but too bad. He is sovereign over all!!!

[andreasrylander]

@vincec00

Err, dude are you like, serious? Or ... naaah, you're joking, right? =)

[twooffour]

Hehe - you rule.

[KwaitDoll]

Hahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaah­ahahahaahahahahaahahahaha this is sooo funny man keep it up

[carrrrera]

Sorry to tell you all but Satan does exist and Jesus is your only savior...just Keep mocking him

[andreasrylander]

@carrrrera

I bet you are considered to be the wise man in the land of morons, where you reign =)

[vincec00]

@andreasrylander God reigns!!! Those who believe in Him are wise for they know where they come from and who they belong to.

[TheSatanwarrior]

exposingchristianity. org completely debunks xian filth.

[andreasrylander]

@worshipjesustheking1 The bible is a tool for the church to control the masses. And it's certainly effective. Scared shitless little people like you follow it like insects follow lights =)

[andreasrylander]

@worshipjesustheking1 Please refrain from tossing insults, you cretin =)

[andreasrylander]

@worshipjesustheking1 As a physical object? Yes. =)

[andreasrylander]

@worshipjesustheking1 Yes. In the same sense that the bible is a joke =)

[andreasrylander]

@worshipjesustheking1 It's a joke, yes =) Although the message isn't =)

[andreasrylander]

@septemberave

o_O

[toliveischrist101]

That was pretty funny, but there are many things you don't understand there. Actually, it depends if you're talking about Christianity or not. I think that it is a natural instinct to believe in God, but so many people suppress it. I think we all know "the path" that leads to Hell, and so many of us are walking down it, and we all know where the path ends; we don't want to be there. Sorry for being a buzzkill to such a funny vid. xD

[neoarcadezr]

i hate you

[lucylu123100]

Brilliant. Cheers

[DU02YFD]

u look like andrey arshavin

[DarthSkater6]

Hilarious! Well done, well done indeed 5 stars....very good... m'yes.

[DarthSkater6]

0:53 God has a dog that pukes on his carpet? Or right... on his clouds?

[Etyde]

Hahaha! Funny shit XD

[tarun1982]

Hahaha i loved this video.. loved the God imprersonation. People who worship the God described in the bible are indeed dumb.. those who worship Allah are the worst.. i mean any God who punishes

[matrim00]

Aswome !

[HaroonBFP]

LOL Very funny.. XD I like how u portray the situation. However i seriously doubt God think's that way. Besides it is humans that write books, not God. So naturally any words written in books are going to be flawed seen as they are written by us dumbass humans.

I bet God must have a real laugh at watching us all argue about whos way of thinking is right, blah blah. Like some kind of entertainment show. Still i dont think that everything ever written is a bad thing. Regardless of the author.

[andreasrylander]

Thank you, thank you. Most appreciated :)

[MoralAtheist1]

"Oh shit, I'm fucked" LOL

[PacifistShotgun]

LOVE the accent!

[Gizmoscat]

Apparently God sounds like Merlin from The Sword In The Stone.

[CrossBreathed]

This guy is obviosly poking fun of religion.and hea iether an athiest or a n angostice.I can here the sarcasm in his vioce and tone.

[andron333]

I raped jesus to repay your sins

[borgduck]

If God is anything like this, we're all screwed!

[7Lhaxx]

See that's the thing, "God" is like this.

[borgduck]

LOL!

[rockman22]

nice punchline

[PATHOGEN1974]

Come on people,this does make sense,apart from the pride thing someone mentioned it appears this guy has the parody down perfectly.I mean it would appear from scripture that God is in every sense like this as well as being thoroughly unlikeable for many other reasons apart from his insane ideas about who will or will not go to hell.The thing that bothers me is this question.What if God is exactly as described by himself in the bible?I,as well as many other people are in massive trouble.Oh no!

[Pigdowndog]

He looks too much like VenomfangX for my liking.

[AziMeX]

LMAO

[caligulaincarnate]

He's the antivenom...

[klaydo]

lulz

you see murders can get into heaven if they believe but good people who save mankind can't if they dont

lulz

gods an egocentric dick...

[thetribble]

Great stuff Andreas!!!!!!

[infivoice]

Aahhaha Ameeen ahah : ) cool video

[holybigbang]

parody is always good, whatever its about

[Smogget]

Hey God, you're hot ;)

[redroad11]

If he claims to be god and isint than we all know someones going to hell

[andreasrylander]

(apart, of course, from the "minor" detail that there is no god, no hell, no heaven ;) )

[klummpen]

HAHA! Du är ju för jälla skön!

Ska bli kul att se hur du spelar i ToD. =)

[andreasrylander]

Man tackar :)

[AidanOKeefe]

douche

[andreasrylander]

Was this supposed to be constructive?

[AidanOKeefe]

just thought id let you know ;D

[andreasrylander]

Well, thanks then.  :P

[AidanOKeefe]

welcome buddy ;D

[theantiantichrist]

lol. Very good :)

[LupuSabre]

OF COURSE GOD WOULD BE BRITISH!!! How could I not have seen that?!? Greetings from America :)

[laoi]

it's a shame that you have nothing better to do than to mock a man who knows what he's talking about. Every word he speaks is truth, unlike people of religion who speak only lies and non-sense.

[shlazaor]

Very funny. I don't think God is like that but I laughed my ass off. You should do more of these. :)

[rogvihansen]

NOW I KNOW THAT GOD IS AN ASS

[theothertube]

Great video. Nice accent.

[pweidmann]

massive gimp

[andreasrylander]

If people do not understand what their faith is about, how can they then be the followers of absolute truth? ;)

[andreasrylander]

You tell me?

[andreasrylander]

Either this or either that? You are very good at assuming things, sir. I know a great deal about religion, let me assure you. And it's bollocks :)

...but I am "glad" you found something that works for you, at least as long as you don't go pushing it on others.

[forsakenmemoryuk]

why is god a posh english man? lol

[ratholin]

oh he's using the english accent to prove he's not god. Everyone knows that god sounds like james earl jones in the lion king.

[andreasrylander]

I sure did, but in my life there is no "sin". I wouldn't limit myself so utterly by choosing a condemning and restrictive god :)

[nfnes]

great work : )

[keinve2]

first time i've seen someone pretend to be god. except for, you know, anyone with authority in a religion.

[ALWAJEEH40]

Who is My Jesus anyway?

[kalsolarUK]

lol, good one...not only is god a twit - he's an upper class twit too.

[amagawa05]

Brilliant! The twist at the end was amazing.

[HellboundPatti]

I do love PatCondell but this video is hilarious. ! Funny as hell

[VincentSebastianBB]

Actualy... this is kind of how i always thought God would talk :P only... bit arrogant to think that God speaks English? :P

[roobux]

God's just tweaking your brain so it seems like he's speaking English - in reality he's saying whatever you want him to say ;)

[torresut]

Absolutely brilliant!!! Automatic five stars. Also, how you posted allowed you to be easily found. Keep up with your creativity.

[andreasrylander]

Thank you man! :D

That made me really happy =)

[gerrodallen]

Good stuff. See?? Atheism can be fun! lol.

[andreasrylander]

Thank you =)

[mhmaha]

Hahaha! Great job. Thumbs-up!

[Ahab2008]

Great video. Let's have an impression of Mohammed next time.

[purplefuzzythings]

Some would say that having an accent like that is a flaw :D

[andreasrylander]

Well yes, but luckily it's not my "normal" accent ;)

[andreasrylander]

Would be a fun sight to see you try =)

[SZF123456]

Would be fun to see you get slammed in the ass with a huge black guy with his huge black cock.

[andreasrylander]

Well, there are all sorts of people on this planet, so ... whatever floats your boat man =)

[torresut]

What's your problem bitch?

[solphilcox]

incredibly unfunny. made me want to be sick. please just take this off before you humiliate yourself further.

[andreasrylander]

Nope =)

[KamiKaziChicken]

I've found funnier brick walls

[andreasrylander]

Cool! Which adress?

[KamiKaziChicken]

Any one, mate

[andreasrylander]

Not all streets have brick walls though :(

[KamiKaziChicken]

unlucky

[weinhold0204]

Nice video, dude, Thumbs up ! ^^

[DuttyGyal718]

Lol. I likey it's funny. If not for the facial expressions or accent alone

[andreasrylander]

Thanks =)

[DuttyGyal718]

Welcomes. :-D

[bobo0202]

LOL, that cracked me up. You got talent kid.

And a good head on your shoulders.

[andreasrylander]

Thank you! :)

[Scorpiochess]

You're hilarious, trying not to crack up. I'm certain I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face. XD

[lamech16]

You have nothing better to do than sit here and make fun of God and being atheists is good? I dont think so GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!

[andreasrylander]

I have plenty of "better things to do", and I do them too. It's not like this one video took a lot of effort to make. And I don't really NEED to "make fun of God", christians themselves do that far better than I ever could, although they nominate Reality as God, created by pure induction. It is really fascinating how people take offense to their "faith being harmed" when they do not even understand what their faith is about, themselves =)

[Lodskins]

Yea we have plenty of better things to do. We get to sleep in on Sunday morning, you don't lol.

[moodini99]

Very funny. A point well made, if not a little drawn out. I think your real talents lie in acting, perhaps rather than than debate. Sacrasm, what a great way to prove a point, love it!

[andreasrylander]

Well thank you, and yes I probably agree, as far as "argumentation" goes, this video is next to nil in pure efficiency. I just wanted to have some fun, and I did. And well... sarcasm - it's amazing :D

[SOIDOG45]

I agree. A natural born Thespian who cares little for the meaning of the script. Funny. Thanks.

[matterweisen]

nice. i love it when you ask a christian if a good man can go to heaven even if they dont believe in jesus.. they will always say that the good man will go to hell... it makes me feel really bad for the christian.. silly christian, jesus is for kids(intellectually speaking:)

[TheCaliumHorse]

5/5!

[holybabble]

very well done! i have mocked gods too, i may have nothing to worry about as well.  adam

[OnTheFritz602]

LMAO, this pretty much says it all!!! :D

[gruzen]

good jobb man.. i love it!! make more vids

[punkrgurl]

hilarious!

[slashingraven]

Oh hey, can you do Giles from Buffy the Vampire Slayer?

[slashingraven]

I could swear this is a celebrity impersonation, but I can't put my finger on the name....

[FormerlyBannedUser]

Stewie Griffin from Family guy.

[Krippers]

LOL good one, love the punchline.

[devildodo]

Hmm... I always imagined god with a Jamaican accent...

[metchjuve]

fuck your a loser

[andreasrylander]

That was "creative" =)

Try again, and this time, use your brain - not the one downstairs mind you, your *actual* brain please =)

[AtticusStount]

Hang on a sec, is this a re-enactment of of the previous "God" sketch? PS: SUBSCRIBE!

[r1ngu]

I think it is