How did that short chubby blonde girl and the the brown hair tall girl in the gray suit with black top get into the AGU? I got an idea for Mike. He can dress up like a slob and get the AGU members to talk if he made and offered them more money. Just use Rush Limbaugh as an example.
@osaka35 I do agree the more I watch this that only about 2 out of the 8 girls are actually attractive...surely they could've found more girls like curly blonde in the backround there.
Okay, all bullshit aside, I really wanna see what some of the girls look like in the "Slightly Overweight Frizzy-Haired Girls Union" and I know I'm not the only one.
Ah I really like this channel and especially this video, really shows how ridiculous is the amount of unimportant news that gets shown on TV daily, like how some random actor bought pink toilet paper instead of the regular one or that some crappy singer stepped into a dog shit, who the fuck cares about these?
THE AGU AND MIKE NEED TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER. I mean come on Mike Greenman doesn't even realise that the AGU is trying to improve him, he really needs to step his game up. And the AGU's hopes are too high for Mike, I mean look at this oaf, goatee and fat. This is all ridiculous, Mike should just give up and find some decent girl who has done drugs once or twice and has a slight bruise on her eye, like the rest of his type. Jesus.
More like pretentious spoiled materialistic shallow girls union. Shame on you onion for portraying these bitches as the top tier in the hierarchy of quality women!
@zacthebold well that's how most girls are now, girls of this generation. And I'm not being misogynistic, men are like that too, superficial, shallow, stupid like fuck and ignorant to about everything that has a bit of intelligence.
@cheater30 Yeah but to paint all women who are attractive as being in that group of morons is perpetuating a very negative stereotype. I'd feel the same why if they did the opposite with the hot guys union and they were all a bunch of drooling cavemen.
The AGU is very tough, but I think we've worked out a temporary solution. I basically give them sexual favors when they want, with the possibility of them having returned, though that isn't often the case. I have however, am in full contract with the Ugg boots over jeans union. Though with negotiations, and further trips to the gym, I believe the AGU and I can come to better terms.
@TinnBenn How can I "hate" minorities when thanks to anti-Whites like you, me and my children will become a "minority" themselves, in their OWN country in just a few decades time?
I say every people has a right to exist and a right to their own countries.
That's pretty reasonable to anyone except anti-White genocidal maniacs like you.
@MarkMuses This aint your fucking country! This land belongs to Native Americans like me! White Boy! Get the Fuck out if you don't like it! I didn't invite you over!
@Holksma You Indians were defeated by your betters for this land. Whites kicked your asses across the entire continent. You lost motherfucker. Twenty five thousand years of human evolution and the American Indian never invented the wheel. You were no match for whitey. Now go tell your worthless lazy tribe on your miserable, wretched reservation to get your sorry asses into the twenty-first century and join the human race.
@tomthefunky That has to be, without a doubt, the single most ignorant, racist, idiotic comment ever posted on YouTube. Period. If you represent the human race you're pushing them to "be a part of", you're making them a pretty bad deal. No one "invented" the wheel, genius, by the way.
@FutaSarah5000 yeh, no one invented the wheel.. it just appeared one day out of thin fucking air.. but my contacts say it was a transformer that was the first wheel..;p
@illuminatisos I was sorely hoping someone here understood that, but alas. It was a development that occurred at roughly similar times around the world, and later in the Americas as more people emigrated there.
God, YouTube has frustratingly stupid people in some places.
@FutaSarah5000 That wheel bit of yours WAS pretty idiotic. Whether someone stumbled upon the concept with an existing round object or set out to craft it is merely semantics.
@10INTM True, and it is actually pertinent in a way. But now that I pointed it it out, what does the wheel have to do with racial superiority (in the comment I originally replied to)? I could have used a better analogy, I guess.
@tomthefunky You're either an ignorant bigot or a troll, so this probably won't convince you of anything, but there are multifaceted reasons as to why white europeans advanced a lot further than the native people of Africa, southeast islands, and Americas. It had a lot to do with circumstance, they had access to better crops and domesticated animals, and were exposed to a lot of diseases from those animals, which made them immune. Search, "Guns germs and steel" into youtube to learn more.
@Maserati7200 The measure of how advanced ancient cultures were can be determined by 1) shipbuilding 2)domestication of livestock 3) agriculture 4) metallurgy 5) written language.
Tell me, who were more advanced in these things, Europeans or North American Indians?
@Holksma The U.S.A. is not your country. You didn't found the U.S.A. Europeans built it from a wilderness and your tribes wiped each others out too so don't spin the sprirtual indian hippy routine on me either.
The Onion has great cultural commentary. This one is up there with "are reality shows setting unrealistic expectations for skanks" and "80% of roommates got so drunk last night".
@TinnBenn you are taking everything too serious. for example i could pile up people that eat fast food and not reading books and burn them till they are ash. get high on the smoke they make. human life itself is not such a big deal. racist? i hate idiots. this is the time of changes and we need uber mensch and not air breathers. white black yellow whatever.
you should visit japan, hong kong, singapore, malaysia, and thailand, even south korea... there are tons of white people that live there, mostly europeans.
In what white country does white genocide not exist? Isn't the policy of all white countries, massive immigration of non-whites without the consent of white people, forced integration, and heavily promoted and propagandized messages of interracial mating (which is occurring) . Is this policy not genocide, white genocide? The policy is creating a future with fewer and fewer white people in it. Is this not genocide? Only anti-whites say they cannot see this.
@MarkMuses I'm sick of hearing you morons say "ANTI RACISM IS CODEWORD FOR ANTIWHITE!one1! DERP!"
What you're basically saying is, if you hate racists, people who hate other people solely based on race, that makes you "anti white." Blacks can be racist against whites, and vice versa. Asians can be racist against Indians. I'm against all of those things. I'm white, and I love white people. I'm not ashamed to be white. White girl pussy is amazing. You should leave your basement try it sometime.
@Maserati7200 That's not. What I'm saying you are exhibiting learned responses instead of judging me on what I AM saying. If you seriously want to engage me over racism, please see my profile where I explain myself further.
LOL, I left my "basement" sometime ago and started a family. I'm White and normal. The difference is when anyone calls ME racist for MY identity. I don't roll over and cower in a corner. Nor accept that I must "hate" anyone for wishing to see my race protected.
What if I said there was this RACE problem and this RACE problem would be solved only if hundreds of millions of non-Blacks were brought into EVERY Black country and ONLY into Black countries?
How long would it take anyone to realize I’m not talking about a RACE problem. I am talking about the final solution to the Black problem?
And how long would it take any sane Black man to notice this and what kind of psycho Black man wouldn’t object to this?
Everybody says there's a RACE problem that can only be solved when the third world pours into EVERY white country and "assimilates."
What if I said there was this RACE problem that could only be solved only if millions of non-blacks were brought into EVERY black country and "assimilated"? How long before people realize I’m not talking about a RACE problem, but a final solution to the BLACK problem?
They say they're anti-racist, but they're anti-white. Anti-racist is a code word for anti-
Marylin Monroe went to Albert Einstein and said "Hey, what do you say that we reproduced together? Can you imagine if we had children with my looks and your brain?"
Albert Einstein contemplated the proposition for a second and responded "Yes, but what if our proginy ends up with your brains and my looks?"
I used to be attractive but then I took an arrow in the knee so I'm not attractive anymore unfortunately but that's life you know what are you gonna do.
The German BND is the renamed 3rd Reich GESTAPO.The BND had organized the delegate Scheuermann of our county to visit or home.To allow him to personally experience how my brother and our parents had been tortured.The BND continued to torture my brother.He was assassinated on July 11th2009.Half a year after the assassination of my brother the CDU delegate Mappus from our district town Pforzheim was made prime minister of the German land of Baden Würtemberg
The Attractive Girls Union would be a much more respectable union if it stops negociating with and giving in to the demands of the Douche Bag Pricks Union.
why is this reporter trying to win a dirty look contest? dumb asses all yall wtf! is this all about americans news e.g cnn or fox are absolutely outragous lmao! yet they watch this on their tv and let their children rot their brains with these mind numbing acceptability in stupidity "he fucks up everything" well be watching to c wat happens hahahahahhahaha
This is an outrage! That proposal from the AGU is extensively This is an outrage! That proposal from the AGU is considered extensively harsh and unrealistic. Mike Greenman will not be able to meet the demands niether does he have the support.
YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE! TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOU LIFE! HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS TO 3 OTHER VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS NOW THAT YOUVE STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES! WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 ON YOUR COMPUTER AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN! THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT REALLLY WORKS
YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE! TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOU LIFE! HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS TO 3 OTHER VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS NOW THAT YOUVE STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES! WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 ON YOUR COMPUTER AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN! THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT REALLLY WORKS
well it's been going on for Mike's entire life at this point, so theres really no reason to think it will change. He fucks up everything why does he even try anymore?
haha i love how they set it out, yes too awesome - but yes u need alot of money or fame to get girls like that... or confidence, cassanova figured this out a long ass time ago... just talk to every girl you see and always try your luck no matter how much of a bitch a certain girl is, and dont be friends with girls, they'll turn you into a faggot
What about the previously fat and unattractive girls union? Surely Mike has a shot with those ladies. Heck, they still think they're fat and unattractive.
The Attractive Girls' Union will soon become the Ugly Old Womens' Union. Then they'll try to bully Mike Greenman or others like him into talking to them, paying for all their crap and taking care of the kids they had from other men.
@TheDJSTALKER Oh, my God!! He does look like the guy from Scrubs!!! Good eye, DJ...Now, let me just go ahead and give you a well-deserved 'thumbs up'...okay, finger is lifted, about to bring it down to click mouse...wait a sec...wait one good goddamn second here...what's this? You actually ASKED for a thumbs up??...ewww!!!
AHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHA you probably made a *troll face* when you wrote me that reply XD
I dont care about thumbs up really , the only reason why i wrote it , is that everybody say it , and english is a catchy language...(not everyone using the internet is an american)
How did that short chubby blonde girl and the the brown hair tall girl in the gray suit with black top get into the AGU? I got an idea for Mike. He can dress up like a slob and get the AGU members to talk if he made and offered them more money. Just use Rush Limbaugh as an example.
Jockeysgtjohn 5 hours ago
GIANTS WOOOO
playstation3gam3r 6 hours ago
"or the Insecure Ugg Boots Over Jean Girls Union"
babybear613 6 hours ago
I know that's tough, after 30 years I'm still negotiating with this Union...
F3FisGoodforYou 4 days ago
Apparently the Attractive Girls Union has secretly done this to me as well...
TheSt3althyPanda 4 days ago
Did anyone else read the title as "Attractive Girls Onion Refuses To Talk.."?
WasabiMeal 4 days ago
@WasabiMeal:
why yes I did! hehe
themodman101 20 hours ago
@themodman101 Whew, glad I'm not the only one!
WasabiMeal 20 hours ago
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BrentleChaos 5 days ago in playlist Favorite videos
why does the attractive girls union have no attractive women?
osaka35 6 days ago 5
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@osaka35 I do agree the more I watch this that only about 2 out of the 8 girls are actually attractive...surely they could've found more girls like curly blonde in the backround there.
BrentleChaos 5 days ago in playlist Favorite videos
@osaka35 Its fairly obvious you are a 12-year-old virgin who believes in "middle school love".
uJellie 1 day ago
Okay, all bullshit aside, I really wanna see what some of the girls look like in the "Slightly Overweight Frizzy-Haired Girls Union" and I know I'm not the only one.
BrentleChaos 1 week ago 5
Ah I really like this channel and especially this video, really shows how ridiculous is the amount of unimportant news that gets shown on TV daily, like how some random actor bought pink toilet paper instead of the regular one or that some crappy singer stepped into a dog shit, who the fuck cares about these?
cheater30 1 week ago
I was going to hunt for the comments because i enjoy a good argument...
but then I took an arrow to the knee.
MidAutumnWish 1 week ago
Seriously though, I'm in love with the wavy-haired blonde girl in the back. I really am. So fucking gorgeous.
BrentleChaos 1 week ago
"He fucks up everything, why does he even try anymore?"
BrentleChaos 1 week ago 17
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i heard it, i dont need to read it
TENNSUMITSUMA 1 day ago
does anyone know who the blonde with the wavy hair is? i'm pretty sure i'm in love with her.
BrentleChaos 1 week ago
story of my life
wing2912 1 week ago
i'm mike greenman
Prof16440 1 week ago
THE AGU AND MIKE NEED TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER. I mean come on Mike Greenman doesn't even realise that the AGU is trying to improve him, he really needs to step his game up. And the AGU's hopes are too high for Mike, I mean look at this oaf, goatee and fat. This is all ridiculous, Mike should just give up and find some decent girl who has done drugs once or twice and has a slight bruise on her eye, like the rest of his type. Jesus.
MrBr0seph 1 week ago
More like pretentious spoiled materialistic shallow girls union. Shame on you onion for portraying these bitches as the top tier in the hierarchy of quality women!
zacthebold 1 week ago
@zacthebold well that's how most girls are now, girls of this generation. And I'm not being misogynistic, men are like that too, superficial, shallow, stupid like fuck and ignorant to about everything that has a bit of intelligence.
cheater30 1 week ago
@cheater30 Yeah but to paint all women who are attractive as being in that group of morons is perpetuating a very negative stereotype. I'd feel the same why if they did the opposite with the hot guys union and they were all a bunch of drooling cavemen.
zacthebold 1 week ago
Another comment section gone to hell because you idiots can't resist feeding the trolls. Seriously...
cyanmanta 1 week ago
The AGU is very tough, but I think we've worked out a temporary solution. I basically give them sexual favors when they want, with the possibility of them having returned, though that isn't often the case. I have however, am in full contract with the Ugg boots over jeans union. Though with negotiations, and further trips to the gym, I believe the AGU and I can come to better terms.
Maserati7200 1 week ago
Fat Girls Union
MoneyR8 2 weeks ago
Why DOES the Attractive Girl Union keep renewing their contracts with those douchebags?
WackyJack322 2 weeks ago
@WackyJack322 Because a lot of those douchebags are members of the Attractive Guy Union.
hellogoodbyemyluv 2 weeks ago
@holksma do something about it? Nevermind no one cares
Steve1262928 2 weeks ago
@TinnBenn How can I "hate" minorities when thanks to anti-Whites like you, me and my children will become a "minority" themselves, in their OWN country in just a few decades time?
I say every people has a right to exist and a right to their own countries.
That's pretty reasonable to anyone except anti-White genocidal maniacs like you.
MarkMuses 2 weeks ago
@MarkMuses This aint your fucking country! This land belongs to Native Americans like me! White Boy! Get the Fuck out if you don't like it! I didn't invite you over!
Holksma 2 weeks ago
@Holksma You Indians were defeated by your betters for this land. Whites kicked your asses across the entire continent. You lost motherfucker. Twenty five thousand years of human evolution and the American Indian never invented the wheel. You were no match for whitey. Now go tell your worthless lazy tribe on your miserable, wretched reservation to get your sorry asses into the twenty-first century and join the human race.
tomthefunky 2 weeks ago
@tomthefunky That has to be, without a doubt, the single most ignorant, racist, idiotic comment ever posted on YouTube. Period. If you represent the human race you're pushing them to "be a part of", you're making them a pretty bad deal. No one "invented" the wheel, genius, by the way.
FutaSarah5000 2 weeks ago
@FutaSarah5000 yeh, no one invented the wheel.. it just appeared one day out of thin fucking air.. but my contacts say it was a transformer that was the first wheel..;p
illuminatisos 2 weeks ago
@illuminatisos I was sorely hoping someone here understood that, but alas. It was a development that occurred at roughly similar times around the world, and later in the Americas as more people emigrated there.
God, YouTube has frustratingly stupid people in some places.
FutaSarah5000 2 weeks ago
@FutaSarah5000 That wheel bit of yours WAS pretty idiotic. Whether someone stumbled upon the concept with an existing round object or set out to craft it is merely semantics.
10INTM 2 weeks ago
@10INTM True, and it is actually pertinent in a way. But now that I pointed it it out, what does the wheel have to do with racial superiority (in the comment I originally replied to)? I could have used a better analogy, I guess.
FutaSarah5000 2 weeks ago
@tomthefunky You're either an ignorant bigot or a troll, so this probably won't convince you of anything, but there are multifaceted reasons as to why white europeans advanced a lot further than the native people of Africa, southeast islands, and Americas. It had a lot to do with circumstance, they had access to better crops and domesticated animals, and were exposed to a lot of diseases from those animals, which made them immune. Search, "Guns germs and steel" into youtube to learn more.
Maserati7200 2 weeks ago
@Maserati7200 The measure of how advanced ancient cultures were can be determined by 1) shipbuilding 2)domestication of livestock 3) agriculture 4) metallurgy 5) written language.
Tell me, who were more advanced in these things, Europeans or North American Indians?
tomthefunky 2 weeks ago
@Holksma The U.S.A. is not your country. You didn't found the U.S.A. Europeans built it from a wilderness and your tribes wiped each others out too so don't spin the sprirtual indian hippy routine on me either.
MarkMuses 2 weeks ago
The Onion has great cultural commentary. This one is up there with "are reality shows setting unrealistic expectations for skanks" and "80% of roommates got so drunk last night".
gulllars 2 weeks ago
@TinnBenn you are taking everything too serious. for example i could pile up people that eat fast food and not reading books and burn them till they are ash. get high on the smoke they make. human life itself is not such a big deal. racist? i hate idiots. this is the time of changes and we need uber mensch and not air breathers. white black yellow whatever.
ookami3380 2 weeks ago
I did not now that there was an attractive girls union. I think they are idiots who starts the group. missing some brain I think
avitto100 3 weeks ago
@TinnBenn i dont see the problem there. i dont like potatoes , my brother in law is lactose intolerant, this dude is racist. we are all different.
im cool with black folks but i hate niggaz.
ookami3380 3 weeks ago
Anti-racist is a codeword for anti-White.
GobiWanu 3 weeks ago
Africa isn't trying to make itself non-black via a policy of mass non-black immigration and assimilation
Asia isn't trying to make itself non-Asian via a policy of mass non-Asian immigration and assimilation
But EVERY white country has the policy of mass non-white immigration and assimilation, yet no white country ever voted to become a non-white country
Anti-whites want all white countries to be blended, brown countries: white genocide via mass non-white immigration and assimilation
GobiWanu 3 weeks ago
@GobiWanu
you should visit japan, hong kong, singapore, malaysia, and thailand, even south korea... there are tons of white people that live there, mostly europeans.
kit2ng219 2 weeks ago
Revolt of the white bitches. They really aren't that attractive. They've lost something in the feminist conversion process.
SAVETHECHILDREN6592 3 weeks ago
In what white country does white genocide not exist? Isn't the policy of all white countries, massive immigration of non-whites without the consent of white people, forced integration, and heavily promoted and propagandized messages of interracial mating (which is occurring) . Is this policy not genocide, white genocide? The policy is creating a future with fewer and fewer white people in it. Is this not genocide? Only anti-whites say they cannot see this.
SAVETHECHILDREN6592 3 weeks ago
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White People can never disprove we are “racist”, our very existence is seen as a form of “racism” by the so-called “anti-racists”.
They say all things White must become “diverse” or it is “racism”.
They say there should be no White countries, no White communities, no White schools, no White sports, no White social gatherings, etc, etc.
The anti-Whites give us Whites two choices: Accept White geNOcide or you are a “racist”.
Anti-racist is a code word for anti-White.
ryandks 3 weeks ago
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@TinnBenn Ah but as anyone can see, racism is the demonisation of White identity and the demonisation of any who say otherwise.
So, frankly, I don't give a damn about your name calling.
You're just anti-White.
MarkMuses 3 weeks ago 5
@MarkMuses And you're an idiot.
MegaWinnieGirl 2 weeks ago
@MegaWinnieGirl yes he is... yes he is...
PrometheanRunGood 2 weeks ago
@MarkMuses I'm sick of hearing you morons say "ANTI RACISM IS CODEWORD FOR ANTIWHITE!one1! DERP!"
What you're basically saying is, if you hate racists, people who hate other people solely based on race, that makes you "anti white." Blacks can be racist against whites, and vice versa. Asians can be racist against Indians. I'm against all of those things. I'm white, and I love white people. I'm not ashamed to be white. White girl pussy is amazing. You should leave your basement try it sometime.
Maserati7200 1 week ago
@Maserati7200 That's not. What I'm saying you are exhibiting learned responses instead of judging me on what I AM saying. If you seriously want to engage me over racism, please see my profile where I explain myself further.
LOL, I left my "basement" sometime ago and started a family. I'm White and normal. The difference is when anyone calls ME racist for MY identity. I don't roll over and cower in a corner. Nor accept that I must "hate" anyone for wishing to see my race protected.
MarkMuses 1 week ago
@Maserati7200 Playing devil's advocate here but Indians are Asian too lol.
orion00 1 week ago
@orion00 I mean Indians as in people from India, and Asians as in people from east Asia with slanted eyes.
Maserati7200 1 week ago
@Maserati7200 "white" girl pussy? Can we just agree that ALL pussy is nice? lol
kevinmarquez19 1 week ago
@TinnBenn In your opinion I'm a racist.
You're just saying that because I'm White.
Anti-racist is a code word for anti-White.
MarkMuses 3 weeks ago
I think I've met Mike.
stitch99 4 weeks ago
What if I said there was this RACE problem and this RACE problem would be solved only if hundreds of millions of non-Blacks were brought into EVERY Black country and ONLY into Black countries?
How long would it take anyone to realize I’m not talking about a RACE problem. I am talking about the final solution to the Black problem?
And how long would it take any sane Black man to notice this and what kind of psycho Black man wouldn’t object to this?
MarkMuses 4 weeks ago
@MarkMuses you are the problem.
86am 3 weeks ago
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Everybody says there's a RACE problem that can only be solved when the third world pours into EVERY white country and "assimilates."
What if I said there was this RACE problem that could only be solved only if millions of non-blacks were brought into EVERY black country and "assimilated"? How long before people realize I’m not talking about a RACE problem, but a final solution to the BLACK problem?
They say they're anti-racist, but they're anti-white. Anti-racist is a code word for anti-
white
eyesopen14 4 weeks ago
Why did they get drag queens to play the "attractive girls"..???
browningrage11 1 month ago
i was with this till the giants bit, do not deny a man his giants football!
lukeiamyourfaja 1 month ago
not even that attractive..bitches got attitude -_-
TheInvisibleTribe 1 month ago
Simone Nichols is fucking hot.
XDXDXDXDXDXDXD 1 month ago
Anyone else notice the fro in the back?
brandonisyes 1 month ago
Whoa if thats the attractive girls union Id hate to see the ugly one.
skapunkno1 1 month ago
@skapunkno1 u jelly?
eidius1989 1 month ago
@eidius1989 Er yeah jelly??
skapunkno1 1 month ago
@skapunkno1 hm...jelly.
eidius1989 1 month ago
@eidius1989 Aaah jelly
skapunkno1 1 month ago
BITCHES!
TheNuiMaster 1 month ago
shit. i can relate to this :(
benjambreeg 1 month ago
I had 2 tabs open, one on onion news, the other on fox news. I couldn't tell the difference!
AlexanderMazarakis 1 month ago 12
@AlexanderMazarakis very satirical
suffern63 1 month ago
@AlexanderMazarakis Sure you could, one is labeled Onion News. The other is labeled ``Crazy Bullshit``
TurtlesinParadise 1 month ago
@AlexanderMazarakis what difference?
bassesweswe 1 week ago
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industrialsun 1 month ago
if hes such a nice guy why does he want these girls just for their looks? hes shallow and deserves to be ignored...
gurliegurl89 1 month ago
@gurliegurl89 lol
women
1jim3bob 1 month ago
"he fucks up everything, why does he even try anymore"
abdurrahmanR 2 months ago 33
@abdurrahmanR thank you for telling me that line that i most definitely did not hear while i was watching the video
dakane328 2 weeks ago
Marylin Monroe went to Albert Einstein and said "Hey, what do you say that we reproduced together? Can you imagine if we had children with my looks and your brain?"
Albert Einstein contemplated the proposition for a second and responded "Yes, but what if our proginy ends up with your brains and my looks?"
USA4July1776 2 months ago 11
@USA4July1776 Nah, he'll go straight for that shit
MrBr0seph 1 week ago
I used to be attractive but then I took an arrow in the knee so I'm not attractive anymore unfortunately but that's life you know what are you gonna do.
WaleedDaGreat 2 months ago
"Well I don't remember." Well, looks like my shit's been good. You were fuckin' drunk, and I took complete advantage of you. Go wail in a corner.
Physhi 2 months ago
If they refuse to talk to Gordan Freeman, they'll all have to die. =/
Physhi 2 months ago
I'll direct something else towards your office, if it's the office between ur legs, lol.
Ibrahim110 2 months ago
aaaaah, yes.... the AGU.. in my organization though, all files relating to them are labeled as the RBU: Revolting Bitches Union.
bbphnix 2 months ago
"He's begun doing 5 to 6 push-ups a night and is announcing plans to start jogging."
BrentleChaos 2 months ago
The German BND is the renamed 3rd Reich GESTAPO.The BND had organized the delegate Scheuermann of our county to visit or home.To allow him to personally experience how my brother and our parents had been tortured.The BND continued to torture my brother.He was assassinated on July 11th2009.Half a year after the assassination of my brother the CDU delegate Mappus from our district town Pforzheim was made prime minister of the German land of Baden Würtemberg
The CDU is the ruling party in Germany
wwwtotalitaerde 2 months ago
Is it me or would the AGU be more attractive if naked
h0rnd0917 3 months ago
This is a joke right? :| lol I'm confused :S
2010MusicGlobal 3 months ago
@2010MusicGlobal You win the wit of the month award at the Onion News Network.
PrometheanRunGood 2 weeks ago
I would love to enter some "serious negotiating" with the AGU spokeswoman.
ocelot646 3 months ago
128 people are Mike Greenman
IWantAGreatName 3 months ago
@IWantAGreatName 128 x a million people have made such derivative and unoriginal jokes before.
Please give up on life and end it all. It's the right thing to do.
PrometheanRunGood 2 weeks ago
I am Mike Greenman. Born Loser.
TheKaiTetley 4 months ago
The Attractive Girls Union would be a much more respectable union if it stops negociating with and giving in to the demands of the Douche Bag Pricks Union.
sierra190MK 4 months ago 4
Y'all realize this is fake? Right? But man this is funny lol xD
BritaniaANDPrussia 4 months ago
damn that spokesoman is a cutie..
marlesimms 4 months ago
I don't see a difference. Aren't all woman and girls ,attractive or not, demand this?
TalesOfGod 4 months ago
these sluts are just assholes...
TheYouwontgetit 4 months ago
What union does Mike Greenman belong to?
dwilmer7 4 months ago
eeeeh whatever country that broadcasted this on tv is a very weird country ....
XxXTyke94XxX 4 months ago
hahahah this is how fucked our community is :D
PsiMK 4 months ago
hillerysean just doesnt like sacrasim because its too hard for him to get it.
naddarr1 4 months ago
@hillerysean
I don't see what's wrong with sarcasm. Enlighten me?
workdangyou 4 months ago
why is this reporter trying to win a dirty look contest? dumb asses all yall wtf! is this all about americans news e.g cnn or fox are absolutely outragous lmao! yet they watch this on their tv and let their children rot their brains with these mind numbing acceptability in stupidity "he fucks up everything" well be watching to c wat happens hahahahahhahaha
jc666jc 4 months ago
why is this reporter trying to win a dirty look contest? dumb asses all yall
jc666jc 4 months ago
Half the reason I watch these is because of the "Coming up in this hour.." at the end of each video :D
CaramelDingo 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
5 to 6 push-ups?
COME ON!!!
A fucking little KID can do SHITLOADS MORE, goddammit!
200wildmanchris200 5 months ago
the anchor man looks like an umpa lumpa...
Birdman027 5 months ago
A dentist's office is very awkward-
suffern63 5 months ago
This is an outrage! That proposal from the AGU is extensively This is an outrage! That proposal from the AGU is considered extensively harsh and unrealistic. Mike Greenman will not be able to meet the demands niether does he have the support.
qazzy 5 months ago
Always sad to see sarcasm destroy comedy...
hillerysean 5 months ago
He looks like Buddy Holly and Barney Rubble had a baby, then peed on it.
credit: J Ross
StuUngar 5 months ago
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zxRCMRxz 5 months ago
Mike Greenman, I feel your pain.
ObeseChess 5 months ago 3
well it's been going on for Mike's entire life at this point, so theres really no reason to think it will change. He fucks up everything why does he even try anymore?
revlover 5 months ago
They look like the PSU (Porn Star Union).
moiriv415 5 months ago
128 men are also NOT in diplomatic talks with the AGU.
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so thats why they always travel in packs....
epyonslegacy 6 months ago
The Attractive Girls Union is refusing to deploy even more agents throughout America. Unacceptable
Hikarilover123 6 months ago 2
i cant count how many times ive seen the AGU renew their contract with the douchebags...
nessus1 6 months ago 107
awesome
lonarch1 6 months ago
this is all real
JustSomeGuyOk 6 months ago
THank god i'm in a band! AGU! AGU!
wordlife777e 6 months ago
haha i love how they set it out, yes too awesome - but yes u need alot of money or fame to get girls like that... or confidence, cassanova figured this out a long ass time ago... just talk to every girl you see and always try your luck no matter how much of a bitch a certain girl is, and dont be friends with girls, they'll turn you into a faggot
GRANDMASTERKANE 6 months ago
This is my life. I am Mike Greenman. I have been unsuccessfully trying to enter negotiations with the AGU nearly all my life.
Conway79 6 months ago 2
Guess i don't have a chance with the hot girls union since i'd never give video game. Oh well, gamer girls - normal girls :P
RpiesSPIES 6 months ago
@myquill23: goatee :-)-
seth094978 6 months ago
What about the previously fat and unattractive girls union? Surely Mike has a shot with those ladies. Heck, they still think they're fat and unattractive.
davitodude 7 months ago 48
@davitodude Sad thing is he still believes he can get with the attractive girls union. :(
MrBrilliantChaos 1 month ago
This is really good!
karl75m 7 months ago
Why? What's wrong with my goatee? :-)
myquill23 7 months ago
If this was real someone would need to at least tell the bitch that's talking that she isn't even cute enough to be that shallow
liljkid726 7 months ago
The Attractive Girls' Union will soon become the Ugly Old Womens' Union. Then they'll try to bully Mike Greenman or others like him into talking to them, paying for all their crap and taking care of the kids they had from other men.
steviesbackbitch 7 months ago 2
@steviesbackbitch
You do realize that the Onion is a fake news organization right?
Biggofwi 7 months ago
@Biggofwi,
It is satire just like my comment.
steviesbackbitch 7 months ago
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TheLouiselegend 7 months ago
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SexyFish660 5 months ago
Clean-shaven implies that having facial hair is dirty. It's discrimination, I tells ya!
But his goatee has to go.
AthosAmo 7 months ago
Oh, come on! The guy isn't that bad! How could you have not even noticed his new pants?
Keadil 7 months ago
He fucks up everything, why does he even try anymore! LMAO!
calebp9503 7 months ago 6
I noticed the AGU seems to have a few sub-standard members.
shellcracker7 7 months ago 5
(ignore the Mr in my name, i'm on my bro's account, I'm a girl)
Let me join AGU!
MrDevilius1 8 months ago
that goatee really does have to go, maybe if it was an ACTUALL goatee but still doesnt suit him at all.
terrorlord15 8 months ago
AGU 2012
LordKaisen 8 months ago
is this a joke or am i missing something??
XxLizardxX77 8 months ago
@XxLizardxX77 Joke? You think this is some kind of joke? Do you have any idea how important negotiations with the AGU are?
yellowkrux 8 months ago 83
@yellowkrux D= im soo sorry if i offended you!
XxLizardxX77 6 months ago
@XxLizardxX77 You are DEFINITELY missing something.
rojman123 8 months ago
@XxLizardxX77 As an associate of the AGU, I am very offended.
AGentlemanAndScholar 8 months ago
@AGentlemanAndScholar im sorry....i guess
XxLizardxX77 6 months ago
@XxLizardxX77 xD its a joke
benben829 6 months ago
@benben829 ohh o_O lol
XxLizardxX77 5 months ago
This old guy leading the news reminds me of Bob Kelso from the Scrubs? Thumbs up?
TheDJSTALKER 8 months ago
@TheDJSTALKER Oh, my God!! He does look like the guy from Scrubs!!! Good eye, DJ...Now, let me just go ahead and give you a well-deserved 'thumbs up'...okay, finger is lifted, about to bring it down to click mouse...wait a sec...wait one good goddamn second here...what's this? You actually ASKED for a thumbs up??...ewww!!!
MckyMseNTarotCrds 7 months ago
@MckyMseNTarotCrds
AHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHA you probably made a *troll face* when you wrote me that reply XD
I dont care about thumbs up really , the only reason why i wrote it , is that everybody say it , and english is a catchy language...(not everyone using the internet is an american)
TheDJSTALKER 7 months ago
@TheDJSTALKER haha. Good sport. Okay, you've earned a thumb's up now...
MckyMseNTarotCrds 7 months ago
she is attractive, isn't she? the others in the lineup, less so.
earthwalker7 8 months ago
I wish we had a show like this in Britain... this is ace stuff :D
JohnPersonage 8 months ago
Wonder if he lives in a "right to date" state.
imanerd36 8 months ago
Why is the stereotipical hot girl is always "blonde"
overstand720 8 months ago