Skyrim Breaking and Entering.

[MrPointypoint]

this has nothin to do with this but i was lv26 and i found dragon scale gauntlets i the chest at the top of valtheim towers

[evilmadvilain123]

why not kill vittorias husband then that will ruin her wedding am i right

[evilmadvilain123]

yes how do you run while sneaking ?

[BestWoWplayer12]

@evilmadvilain123 He doesnt run, when your a high enough level sneak, you get a skill that lets you execute a roll. Its pretty badass.

[Warhawk0602]

"...Such as cheese"

Sheogorath would be proud, sir.

[xRangii]

@CyborgkillerX1538 It is possible to find a daedric dagger in a chest. But only at higher levels with a rare chance that it would appear. I found a daedric sword in a chest around the giants and I'm level 46

[deathman191]

I go Duck style.

I break into a heavily armed house just for their cheese.

[ym325]

How do u run while in sneak mode

[jiyasutin]

my first 20 hours of skyrim

[sbg530]

this was the first placed i robbed :)

[NATHANBMTOMLIN]

the fuckin hoe left her damn pot out....lets fuck up her house

[CyborgkillerX1538]

FunnyGamerNerd its a daedric dagger you can't find it you need to make them and you need 90 smithing ebony ingots daedra hearts and leather strips

[FunnyGamerNERD]

Does anybody know where and how to get those 2 daggers he has???

[Powergirl700]

0:46...

YOU FORGOT THE VALUABLE CHEESE

[MikeyTheCreator]

Put a skull on the fucken bed haha to spook em a little.

[sdsadfable1]

i like the pot in front of the house at 0:10 haha

[elvebrothergenju]

Don't forget to take a shit in their toilet and do not flush, DO NOT FUCKING FLUSH!

You can also shit on his desk as well.

[remixxshots420]

gfdfgdfg

[zGNTX]

I Don't Have Skyrim, I Just Happened Stumbled Upon Your Videos And Now I'm Watching A Shit Ton Of Your Videos Just To Hear Your Awesome Commentary Style!

[Papadragon18]

@zGNTX Y U Caps all words' beginning letters?!

[zGNTX]

@Papadragon18 iPhone 4S :S

[coldsniper11]

How do you Skyrim?

[sherwoodtheginger]

I literally pissed and shit myself with laughter at your vid

[Team1Kaboomie]

Hey whats your race and are you werewolf or vampire or just regular ?

[hazahaxa]

@Team1Kaboomie I'm pretty sure he's Khajiit (sp?) because in his drunk video when he uses unarmed he scratches instead of punches which is what the Khajiit does!

[MrRojinx]

you are awesome

[MegaMichaelMan]

If you mess things up will they be put back? I think it's so stupid if they'd leave everything lying around. I like everything neat (even other ppls houses)

[Leetnesssssss]

@MegaMichaelMan Wait 48 hours it all respawns.

[APandaWhoUsesYT]

how do you eat the cheese

[SnixNumber14]

@APandaWhoUsesYT You go to your inventory, choose food, and select the cheese.

[APandaWhoUsesYT]

@SnixNumber14  YAY

[teabagthegingers]

LOL



[alvaflyer]

i know what to do punch the F**K out of the owner drag him somewhere and the take all of his stuff if they have children kill them next go and sleep with his wife then when she falls asleep take every thing you can find and leave you have now F**KED up someones life now move on to the next house

[CCbros96]

the funniest part is that i didnt know you could move stuff by holding A.............

[jugedbubble]

@CCbros96 lol same

[thaimasters]

Dammit, god Dammit that dumb damn neighbor left their damn pot out again. Looks like we've find our self a fuckin target

Search for something valuable... like cheese..

-xD-

[Warhawk0602]

"Look for anything valuble, such as cheese." You sir...have won.

[ZombieFan849]

lmfao 0:56 omg man did you have to do that after what you have done ??? LMFAO xD

[thesnix14]

This guy is the best Skyrim player I've ever seen. Keep it up man

[ufolooker89]

fucking epic

[KeepNoSecrets246]

Can you make a video on how to get the Sanguine rose?

[ufolooker89]

@KeepNoSecrets246 if u havent gotten drunk for the first time just go to whiterun an an go to the bar.. then play the game of drunk with the town drunk an u should have a new mission.. follow the mission an at the end of it u will get it

[BGtheeAwesome]

I find this hilarious!

[treehugertz]

Man I need to start bringing popcorn when I watch these vids

[Bikerz43701]

Lol when they woke up the husband was probably like damn it you who're you left the kettle out again I told we were gonna get robbed if u did that

[SirChalupa]

damn ive watched three of your videos and ive got go pee or ill explode. there god damn funny

[Halogamer74]

@SirChalupa i wouldve pissed myself laughin

[ameer12345678910]

breaking into jail

[vincentlolmanswe]

how do you modify your house!?

[dangerdude363]

you forgot an extra option if he has a wife rape her?

[MarlonCorwin]

can you show how to get Psijic Armor and Nightingale Armor please?

[SAWNERDDDSE]

can you make a vid on how to break out of jail??????im stuck!

[OrangeOldfish]

OMG NEAR THE END I NOTICED THE MUSIC IS THE SAME AS THE MUSIC USED IN TOBUSCUS' TAG VIDEO, THE ONE HE MADE A LONG TIME AGO.

[UnarmedBadAss]

what if your in a big house and your on the top floor and the owners wake up and start walking around?

[xSlimxShadyx52]

@UnarmedBadAss wow i would beat the crap out if them if i were u but u can always sneak out and comeback later

[avatardelta1]

i want to know what lvl u r

[Pookie56ccn]

put a skull on the bed to freak them out xDDD fkin priceless!

[ohujaly]

hov to carry items on a pc?

[12bookman]

@ohujaly You hold E

[Nathandean8524]

I know how to rob but thanks for tell me to ransack

[AfortheFOXXX]

holy shit! i need this game haha, just because i want to rob people

[TrollNational]

snaggiest voice out there

[jonahsoulthorn]

do a how to cook with khajiits

[simsdragon1231]

hey what city is this

[linky628]

@simsdragon1231 The city is solitude.

[semicooldude29]

how did you get the swrod

[TheMrRickyyoyo]

How do u drag stuff on xbox??

[xUnboxingsHD]

@TheMrRickyyoyo Hold A

[00TraCeuR00]

@TheMrRickyyoyo Press A. He plays this game on X-Box.

[MrRadskee]

@TheMrRickyyoyo you go to newegg.com. Buy a motherboard, processor, case, graphics card, RAM sticks, hard drive, keyboard, monitor, speakers. Head home, assemble you're new computer. Install Windows 7, steam, Skyrim, and assorted drivers. Then, while in game. Hold "E" over an object to pick it up and drag it around.

[TheMrRickyyoyo]

How do u drag stuff on xbox??

[aceofspades290]

sneak attack the fucking spaztics

[voipification]

frensy one of the inhabitants and clam the other anad leave a bunch off emåty bottles with alchohol preferably skooma

[rusty967]

Holy shit people!!! FUCK TEH SHUT UP ABOUT SNEAK!!! >.< We already have a top comment, we don't need spam!

[Georgio1215]

Vittoria Vicci? heh i think i already killed her...

[TheCsr7]

please do a video on how to get the armor of the old gods

[lapplegate84]

what weapons are they??

[GMGLoneWolf]

@lapplegate84 2 deadric swords

[YxtreaM]

You are fucking hilarious! :P

[YouSoldMe]

can u kill da sleeping bich?

[DasJacobFilms]

Why did I watch this video? You know your a good thief if you steal your wife's wedding ring.

[wherethenickis]

haha id enjoy "How to kill a dragon!"

[wherethenickis]

haha id enjoy "How to kill a dragon!"

[wherethenickis]

haha id enjoy "How to kill a fucking dragon!"

[3333awsome]

taught me how to steal

[zachburnsred]

try to spook them a little bit by putting a fuckin' skull on the bed...

[XxDurrHurrDurrxX]

how do you kill two dragons fighting each other and a giant

[joshjoshing1]

You sir....Have earned my subscription...if that means anything hah.

[IncreaseProduction]

The Reward is More Cheese

[xXBasexXx]

PEE IN THERE FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sweatsmellof]

i want to know how kill a king and suvive

[KeWLKaT234]

you missed some valueable cheese

THAT DAMN NEIBOR

[djbodySG]

rolling is a perk from sneak its pretty much sneak and hold sprint

[BalanceJackFireblade]

You: - Takes cheese - CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!

Sheogorath: Hey, that's MY line!

[Axle784cp]

@BalanceJackFireblade Haha lol! I could just imagine sheogorath appearing and dropping him from the sky.

[minecraftfromfinland]

@BalanceJackFireblade shivering isles rulez! and the dementia side too!

[TheDarkstalker11]

@BalanceJackFireblade no-one moks Sheogorath!!!!! *epic daedric awesome madness wabbajabic power*

[Soapbust]

yay she left out her pot

[iDoominic]

i subscribed :D

[TanziaLana]

Are you a Farmer or a redneck? or a tennesseeian?

[TheAdnation]

shit! i bought the solitude house and married camilla as well

[FrankFortier44]

DAT DAMN NEIGHBOOR!!!

[TheSexyWaffel]

Take something valuable like cheese. Lol



[MagicTaco85]

Yea, that's right, scare him shitless.

[thedragonhunter22]

that dumb damn neibor left her pot out again .. looks like we found a fucking target

[thekoolaidman156]

can you do a video on your favorite ways to kill shit

[benjmaintolbert1212]

such as cheesee..

[generallrex]

lololol i love your voice its so funny. and the way you speak i laugh at all of your videos in a good way

[RenegadeN1ghtmare]

How to get drunk and destroy the Thalmore Embassy while wearing Elven armor and an amulet of talos.

[MrManofDeath]

When i rob someones house i steal all the food and eat it then i hit the owner witha FUS RO DAH!!!

[DigDeeperMineCraft98]

how do u move items on ps3?

[JDRfilms2]

@DigDeeperMineCraft98 the botton at the bottom of the diamond of buttons... on xbox its a on ps3 idk maybe x?

[DigDeeperMineCraft98]

@JDRfilms2 thanks ill try it out

[sharangcool]

@DigDeeperMineCraft98 i'd assume u press and hold the X button, give it a try

[DigDeeperMineCraft98]

@sharangcool thanks ill try it out

[D4v31095]

how do u roll?

[jv9ufxcy]

@D4v31095 I think its a sneak skill

[17Greco17]

@D4v31095 its a ability you learn from the sneak tree

[jamixup]

@D4v31095 if im correct you have to unlock a perk thats somewhere in the sneak skill tree

[UberGamer1030]

@D4v31095 press x while ducking

[XxDarklegionoffirexX]

@D4v31095 It is a sneak perk.

[megajawsi95]

@D4v31095 sneak then press the sprint key

[gogerychwyrndrobwll]

@D4v31095 perk

[111paolo2]

@D4v31095 Its a perk in the seank branch of skills it requires 60 sneakor 50 dont remember

[KnownForGFX]

@D4v31095 Perk under Sneak

[BigBadTacos]

@D4v31095 Its a sneak perk

[Runemage1000]

@D4v31095 you can either get the perk or sneak, pull a bow while holding sprint.

[Assassin197]

@D4v31095 There's two ways. You can do a goofy little glitch while holding a bow, which requires stupid button mashing, or you can level up sneak quite a bit and then it will give you the ability to roll.

[BiggestNightmareJim]

@D4v31095 it's a sneak perk

[yummybumcrum]

@D4v31095 its a perk

[DeathQuickClan]

@D4v31095 perk in sneak.Pff anyone knows that

[einarogvaldimar]

@D4v31095 Sneak perk.

[devillif311]

@D4v31095 Easy...... dont be a noob! lol

[holiday330]

@D4v31095 you have to have a high sneak level, and you can chose that power up

[Fartucusable]

@D4v31095 level 100 sneak perk

[AbusiveUnic0rn]

@D4v31095 its a sneak perk that you get at like sneak level 60 or 70 im not completely sure

[awesome35647]

@D4v31095 its a ability from the sneak skill i think like 60-70

[mrminecraft683]

@D4v31095 u sprint while sneaking

[MrImaginationMan]

@D4v31095 it's a Sneak perk.

[Boltzy8686]

@D4v31095 its a perk in the sneaking skill tree. i think u need 60 or 70 sneaking to get it

[charvelman15]

@D4v31095 level up sneak a lot.

[IHazABone]

@D4v31095 It's a perk in the 'Sneak' skill :)

[FistOfNah]

@D4v31095 it a perk in sneek

[ghettoswag99]

@D4v31095 perk in sneak

[heavenishell112]

@D4v31095 get your sneaking level up. its a perk that like level 50 requirement i believe

[lapplegate84]

@D4v31095 its a perk for the sneak skill.. when your crouched and sprint you roll

[lucaslolz]

@D4v31095 While sneaking, sprint and unsheath your weapon at the same time.

[HustlerMitch]

@D4v31095 sneak perk, gotta have 50 sneak

[mrbol1231]

@D4v31095 it's a perk in the (I think) sneaking section

[imbored1333337loooo]

@D4v31095 Train it in sneak tree.

[GMGLoneWolf]

@D4v31095 a sneak perk.

[TheTerminator1238]

@D4v31095 it's a sneak perk

[vreeland17]

I've done this before.

[Tinedmovie4062]

I literally take ever item they own. I empty their entire house.

[TheRedtail46]

why should he stop swearing? it's what makes him more funnier!!!! XD!!

[SKYRIM1179209]

can u stop swearing in ur vids plz

[LionofDawn]

@SKYRIM1179209 what are you a fucking baby?

piss off.

[TheRedtail46]

@LionofDawn Exactly!!!!!!! OfficialDuckFilms is LEGEND!! Fuck off SKYRIM Who-ever u thnk u r!!!

[MRtangoTHEmango]

why is there an ad that says "One Click for a Roman Orgy!" -_-

[RobinP93]

Can like the thieves guild come to MY house and steal my dragon bones and my other valuable stuff?

[hmt741]

this guy knows how to rob people

[cstorey987]

tehe



[SonicDude87]

Your voice combined with your style of humor is freakin' gold. xD

[DeathsW1ngs]

ride a dragon. (not to sovernegarde) a real live wild fucking dragon.

[kyletomo12]

What's a easy way to increase lockpicking?

[Oblivon2004]

where can you sell all the items?

[magickoow]

you should be addressed by the fucking queen