Bill Maher stand up comedy - men and women

[masrurkhan]

I bet his spouse slapped him after the show!!!

[12potatochip]

the husband cam wouldn't bode well on weekends ;P

[premolatino]

Amen

[TheLucifersrebirth]

BILL 4 PRESIDENT BILL 4 PRESIDENT BILL 4 PRESIDENT LETS POST THIS EVERYWHERE AND SEE IF WE GET NOTICED :D

[ModestCanadian]

most divorces are filed by the woman, so that proves women don`t really like marriage either. men just pathetically want to believe that so they can feel wanted..........SORRY GUYS, BUT WE DON`T WANT YOU!

[didles123]

@ModestCanadian Look at this men! Now women are BRAGGING about divorce!

Don't get married, ever! It's just a scheme created to steal money from men and give it to women via alimony and even child support! These evil bitches are even proud of it!

The family courts are corrupt. If you are a man, they will crush you financially. However you can avoid their jurisdiction: Don't get married!

[frncsvat]

@ModestCanadian....its not about who wants who...its about who wants WHAT..when a woman files for divorce...They might as well just call it what it is at that point which is 'cashing in' ...its not so black and white as 'marriage implies want, divorce implies the lack thereof'...but you wanna talk about statistics...listen to what this other guy said...statistically, why dont you go look at who makes out better financially in a divorce, men or women...then come back and say that again.

[Rockguitarhero462]

bill's right, bitches need to shut the fuck up.

[ClinicallyObeseMule]

mmmmmmmm... no

[AstriaICOW]

haha, Bill is soooo anti-marriage :P I get his point tho, why DO we need to get married?

[coolerdoncooper]

Funny how Bill does this bit on what happened to men, when it was his Democrats and their "liberal", "progressive" policies - whatever that means - that changed everything.

[jek21]

@coolerdoncooper If you don't know what it means, than why are you blaming it for something?

[tonytiger80206]

now i know bill is straight and natural!! i cant beleive i ever questioned him being a real man

[NigerianRocker]

Women are nagging machines

my twin sister is a nagging bastard i fucking hate her

i contemplate suicide anytime she starts throwing bashful insults at me

pornography should keep on degrading bitches cuz thats all they are

[jadlerhalofan]

This was an amazing stand up. It was about an hour long or so.

[PrsFenderJackson1980]

Was this a 30 minute special or something? Kinda want to see the whole thing if it wasn't.

[X420view]

Bill Maher for President!!!!

[RebelWrestler45]

@X420view Making Bil Maher president would be like making Freud head of a drug rehab facility for prostitutes.

[musicfan088]

@X420view Social issues and his views on religion I agree with 99.9% of everything he says along with George Carlin (but hes dead now sadly).

Econmics I think he is a typical Socalist liberal. He has said to be a Liberterian before but I am VERY VERY doubtfut on that if he is a Liberterian it is only on social issues.

[danzobes]

LMAOOOO i love this guy haha

[jhow691]

"Women are smarter than men, but I'm not a sexist." Ok......

[LegalizeMarijuana8]

Aside from these errors, your grammar is terrible.

Example: "I am a woman, and i know it."  I would hope you know your gender. The subject and the verb should be in the same sentence, and the i should have been capitalized.

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[LegalizeMarijuana8]

This is how a male, like myself would have written it.

I am a woman, and even I know we talk too much. We also have the tendency to be well articulated, and have lots of vocabulary. Because most men are not as well educated as Bill Maher, most of them feel over powered by women who talk non-stop. Women can intimidate men, thats just reality. My female friends can talk on the phone for hours, whereas my male friends are usually in a hurry to turn off the phone.

[MinaMorena]

Thank you for telling me, i preffer to be corrected.

[LegalizeMarijuana8]

This proves how much smarter women are.

Error #1: "It is true women does talk too much!"

Correction "It is true women do talk too much!"

Error #2: "hots of vocabulary"

Correction "lots of vocabulary" (Well, learn how to use it.)

Error#3 "women who talks, no stop"

Correction "women who talk non-stop"

Error#4 my male friends, are usually in the hurry to turn off the phone.

Correction my male friends, are usually in a hurry to turn off the phone.

[LegalizeMarijuana8]

I don't want women to take this wrong. I am far from a sexist.

I just don't like stubborn people. I feel that both men and women are just as smart. It's not a matter of being a male or female, its the individual.

I can tell you that i am a male and I am smarter then "MinaMorena" who claims to be a female.

like i said, it depends on the individual.

I actually feel sorry for the women watching this video, they have a terrible spokeswoman.

Smoke Weed!

[lynusluver]

I was just about to write you an angry reply until I scrolled down. I agree 100% intelligence really does depend on the individual, not on hormones and reproductive organs. This comment is pretty irrelevant I'm just trying to show my support for your thoughts.

[TheEvilMeow]

you talk too much, shut up. :)

[TheOrangePanda]

STFU !!!^^ LOL

[Thewwekiller]

lmao great stuff

[Xalman666]

so fuckin true

[tillo2008]

soupsoup12 - what a hypocrite is, is someone who expects others to do something he doesn't.

Women don't get paid to talk BUT many act like their life depends on how much they can express verbally. I have 5 sisters. It's stereotypically true.

He, on the other hand, DOES get paid to talk, and is making a valid point.

he also speaks some real truth. There are too many men on short leashes, and that tells alot about society and where "equality" is heading.

[soupsoup12]

Have you ever thought that the fact that your five sisters may act similarly is because they have the same genes and not necessarily because they are all women? Instead of basing your assumptions on what someone as condescending and self-righteous as Bill Maher says- why not look up the statistics and see who is really better- men or women? There is a reason that the majority of educated Men's Studies students are feminists, and disagree with your perspective.

[tillo2008]

actually, none of them have the same genes. not that it's your business but my family fostered 4 girls during my youth. I find it sad that you try to portray intelligence and then make a really bad rebuttal using "genes" as the reason.

Instead of basing your assumptions your OWN condescending and self-righteous manner, why not look up statistics and see who the fuck cares.

Feminists take Men's Studies for ammuntion, not for a more open discussion with the opposit sex.

[soupsoup12]

Genes as well as environment are actually, pretty important parts of what make people the way they are. This isn't feminism- this is psychology!

When have you ever taken a Men's Studies class anyway? You realize Kurt Cobain, Elliott Smith, Larry David, Noam Chompsky and pretty much every intellectual and educated person you know of is probably a feminist. That's why ALL of my sisters professors for sociology are feminists. Because when you get educated- you realize what's up.

[tillo2008]

that still doesn't detract from the first point that I made that he is not being a hypocrite, which was My response to your post claiming him as such.

News flash: Genes are not psychology. They are biology. I'd expect someone who claims to be educated to at least know the difference.

My statement still stands. Bill is right - stereotypically. MOST women thrive on social life, talking, and face-to-face interaction and sharing.

You can claim you or someone you know is different, big woop

[soupsoup12]

It's offensive because I am an introvert and never talk! Yet I get labeled as something I am not because people like you.

Also, technically genes are an aspect of biology, but you don't think they have psychological effects? For example, the reason I am shy is because my dad is shy. Genes are apart of psychology. You know, in most psych classes you study the brain, and yes, technically, this is biology, but it applies to psychology heavily. This is common knowledge.

[RussX5Z]

FUNNY!! And Awesome! There is only one Bill Maher. :)

[KimikoHyuuga]

LMAO.