Best MMA Fails Ever 5 - "The Quotes Part 1"

[mcgeeboyz1]

Because ... i want to Fuck, ahem Fight chuck liddel. haha too funny

[drumdude360]

who was the guy at 1:08

he was funny lol

[drumdude360]

i do alot jack'n off

you cuz i dont get alot of woman

LMFAO WHO WAS THAT SOMEON PLEASE TELL ME!!!!!

[nappa666]

little eagle soars again lol



[Supervisor69]

Damn... 250 - 0

>:D

[FIGHTFANNERD3]

@nervdamaj are you fucking stupid you just made that shit up u hater lol

[chazytone]

2:49 "I'm gonna beat you into little death..." Tito's mocking laugh is hilarious

[lunchbox6469]

@chazytone TO LIVING DEATH

[coycoyneil]

omg fuk who?

ohhh wanderlei

[sepa8310]

i do aloooot of jacking of so that means i fuk u UP

[LANO500]

I want to fuck.. Ahh fight chuck!...

[JDkillaBoY]

goldberg is such a funny dude

[niksta1]

Lol whos the guy at 1:40 what a fuckin retard, people like that shud not be in the UFC

[Kingofdaheavyweights]

Mike GOLDBERG SUCKS when is BAS going to fill in Goldberg's bitch ass spot. I've been waiting for a long time.

[MisterFallout]

I am going to beat you into the living death....... LOL

[BJLWhip]

3:05 is a serious brazilian fail.

[Makaveli25x]

1:40

"dont fear me" LMAO

fuckin bum hes like 2-48

[sugar135able]

who was crying??

[jewpowers]

lil eagle hahaha that shit makes me laugh every time

[MrElmataviejas]

IN THIS WORLD THE ARROGANCE IS ENORMOUS!!!

THESE ARE THE "MODELS" OF THE IMBESILIC JOUNG PEOPLE.

[bdassvids]

@MrElmataviejas way to spell young, foreigner.

[jiminycricket69]

the fight announcement at 2:50 had me laughin my ass off

[R1S9S9R1]

Who are those two fighters at 2:50??

[AsakuraAvan]

@R1S9S9R1 Tito Ortiz vs Ken Shamwow

[freeyourmind1221]

goldberg is the stupidest human being

[thaifighter911]

Diaz smells the opening! OH SHI......

[PhirleY]

215-0-0 wtf

[dksilentbob]

"You just got kicked with a kick"- Ken Shamrock HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[martini742]

i want to fuck d ada da da i want to figth

[Jkalas1988]

ahhaahaha who s the guy at 2 :50

[TheUFCnetwork]

@Jkalas1988 Ken Shamrock is talking, and Tito ortiz is laughing

[ZipFlip817]

"Tito takin a book out of Chucks chapter"- Mike Goldberg

[Mr1derful713]

I FUKIN HATE MIKE GOLDBERG, HE DOESNT KNOW SHIT ABOUT FIGHTING, THE FIGHTERS, OR THE UFC, GO BACK TO THE "GAYEST DAMN SPORTS SHOW............ GO KILL YOURSELF YA FUKIN FAGGOT, ROGAN AND JEFF BLATNICK NEED TO CALL FIGHTS NOT THIS FUKIN BOOB JOB

[jesperchristensson]

@Mr1derful713 Bring in Mauro/Rutten!

[DoubleBsandzak070]

i wanna fuck chuck liddel? XD

[fleetcadi1]

joe rogaine and mike goldberg i think sucked some seriouse cock to get and keep there jobs they fuck up constantly

[DancingSpiderman]

I would not want Wanderlei to fight me neither !

fuck that

[DancingSpiderman]

HOW THE HELL did Mike Goldberg ever get to be the host of UFC?!?

Joe Rogaine, he's done something.

[voirdire]

Funny shit.

[bizzbizz10]

who wouldn't want to fuck chuck ?

[USOA]

im going to beat you into a living death!

[nimrod74741]

01:23

[CHRisdr13]

...TIM DUNCAN?

[Nemesis2151]

Wow Who the fuck is GEORGE HOLMES!?  hahaha

[Footballist2011]

0:12 I thought he was speaking spanish for a second lol

[enyaw86]

damn......who knew precision can be precise?

[JohnPriceification]

00:15 in it sounds like hes swallowed his own tongue.

[rockpig63]

my god they are thick and MMA IS AS BORING AS FUCK

[mouloudo]

" I want to fuck chuck" XD

[Runkleforskin]

HAHAHAHA 1:07 Charles KRAZYHORSE Bennet is truly fucking crazy :)

[fems1985]

I want to FUCK CHUCK ! kkkkkkkkkkkk

[sh0wbiz]

1:23 WAHHH WAHHH LOL

[stickwithmenow]

2:55 HAHAHAHAHA :D

[Tylerrousos]

2:56

Excellent flying chair catch with the right arm. Holding Ken Shamrock with his left.

Why isn't he fighting?

[kamionkami1]

nick diaz- he hit me with a hadooken LOL

[hitmansrn]

Epic Chair Catch @ 2:55

[Gorrita615]

jajajaja surfer ken for president!!!!!!!!!

[mrmachidafan]

B/C I WANT 2 FUCK

LMFBO0O0O THATS A CLASSIC

[JepPONLline]

wtf 250 -0 hahah

[Fourtyb4five]

"His precision is uhh really precise." greatest goldberg quote ever.

[jonescjify]

i also want to fuck i mean fight chuck

[GOWPoPSHoT]

2:50 Dana White had hair! and good chair catching skills

[NotAnUndercoverCop]

OK, saying I talked to lil wayne and then saying I don't know who Tito Ortiz is. FUCKING BRILLIANT! TOO FUNNY!

[MrAvidLearner]

the part that starts at 2:38 is the funniest... second only to Dana's catlike reflexes at 2:58

[MrAvidLearner]

the part that starts at 2:38 is the funniest

[croat4ever2]

3:05 hahahahahah the funniest shit i've seen in a long time!

[icesin05]

I want to f uck with chuck!

[icesin05]

2:04 didnt know herb dean was a fighter!

[ozueri]

ha haha ahhahahahahhaha Awesome! Just awesome!!!!

[emurami]

LMFAO @ Krazy horse

[wwechampionshipsux75]

3:05 - 3:08 LMFAOOOOO 

[Ruzicore]

Ahahaha I freaking love Mike Goldberg

[Mkisho]

Titos laugh is fucking priceless

[pryzed1]

"I want to fuck...Fight wif chuck"

[paternostere]

i want to fuck chuck! fuck chuck!

[JGMissB]

YOU AND ME ARE GONNA FUCK!!!!! THAT SHIT IS SO FUNNY

[walterreallyy]

Guess you don't have to fight Wanderlei Silva in order for him to have you rolling on teh floo.r

[macurama117]

2:12 titties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

[KravaLLT]

3:04 SICK PART!!!

[PhillyBoy264]

Guy wants to fuck Chuck?

[elestupen010]

anybody who has a camera on them 24/7 is gonna be caught saying some stupid shit

[kilicguven1]

lol 3:05 is the best ^^

[Kino483]

BJ penn is a fucking joke

[PhukThisShyt]

@Kino483 You're a joke for sitting behind a computer & calling a famous cage fighter a joke. You're a nobody, BJ is legend... get over it.

[Kino483]

@PhukThisShyt yah the same BJ penn who got his ass stomped by frankie edgar twice and GSP

[PhukThisShyt]

@Kino483 Tell me something I don't already know... =D

[Kino483]

@PhukThisShyt BJ penn is a fucking joke

[PhukThisShyt]

@Kino483 LOL... I've never been a huge fan of Penn but the dude had serious skills, don't deny it!

[Kino483]

@PhukThisShyt yah he had a skill to be fuckign lazy

[PhukThisShyt]

@Kino483 I wouldn't call a grueling training session & have the training & balls to step into a cage to FIGHT LAZY... if anything, YOU'RE lazy for sitting at the computer all day going around hating on people for no reason.

[Kino483]

@PhukThisShyt shut your fucking mouth bitch BJ penn is a fucking joke

[PhukThisShyt]

@Kino483 No, you're a NOBODY sitting behind a computer. BJ is a professional fighter who gets paid ALOT of money to fight. Ergo: YOU'RE the JOKE.

[Kino483]

@PhukThisShyt lol Bj penn only gets paid like half of what GSP got paid at UFC 94. and GSP is way better mma fighter then BLOW JOB PENN. you dumb nigger

[PhukThisShyt]

@Kino483 Yeah, once again, tell me something I don't already know. GSP is a better fighter than Penn, but Penn is still a great fighter. What do you have against him? Did BJ fuck your mom or something? And a fighter's paycheck does NOT reflect on their skills... Kimbo Slice got 500,000 to fight Seth Petra-whateverhisnameis... which is more than MOST UFC fighters make, even the top dogs, so does that make Kimbo a good Mixed Martial Artist? Didn't think so!!!

[PhukThisShyt]

@Kino483 I'm white by the way, so I don't know why you keep calling me nigger... are you retarded? You must ride the short bus...

[Kino483]

@PhukThisShyt no your a dumbass nigger woman who loves your mothers big black nigger cock idiot

[PhukThisShyt]

@Kino483 Sorry to bother you, I wasn't aware that you were mentally challenged.

[hiverhythm]

@Kino483 GSP cheated in UFC 94, so you can't say that's a legitimate win.

[jabber22]

ken shamrock was a joke during his last 5 years...he cut too much weight and just became weak

[Falcons8455]

250-0? Damn

[kingvic97]

@Falcons8455 in card games

[TheMostHayted]

i love all these videos

[leechababy]

I died with the Wandy quote!!!!!!!

[nemysisNED]

i want to fuck chuck..fight

[rayray71987]

2:50 LMAO!!!!!

[apocalypse123]

I will admit when Tito busted out laughing it made me bust out laughing too.

[ipeze]

the best part was 0:00-3:56

[scapolaris90]

LOL WANDERLEI

[jnb888]

250-0 LMFAO

[joshyohey]

Welcome to McNic ... Ugh. Eh, excuse me. McNichols arena.

[chuckyko]

May as well just have "The Quotes" be all of Mike Goldberg's ridiculous quotes he's thrown out over the years. "The Lil' Eagle flies again" was my personal favorite.

[gottaLOVEBrazJJ]

who're the fighters at 2:50? the one in red is funny as hell

[Ethanwantstoparty97]

@gottaLOVEBrazJJ Tito Ortiz is the one who is laughing, Ken Shamrock is the one who fails at trash talk.

[demonjack124]

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE!

[Topbert1]

the dude at 1:11 looks like phil ivey

[MrRulleKebab]

whos laughing at 2:50 ? XD

[fireman305]

@MrRulleKebab Tito Ortiz

[crawford8991]

1:00 Diaz is ripped as fuck that's why hes wearin the shades lol

[waldomarek]

KRAZY HORSE FTW @ 1.15!

[imthedeadlycracka]

2:50 hahaha that random bit of laughter HA

[bambytkd]

you and me are gonna fuck! jajaja

[cantwait4mw2]

HAHAHAHA tito is hilraious

[Y2Keri]

lol he want to fuck with chuck

[hurdl3thed34d]

250-1

Thats still pretty good

[omglollmao123]

SOAD intro riff? Nice.

[SKTVtoo]

@omglollmao123 oh yeah.

[imthedeadlycracka]

@omglollmao123 WTF that was guns and roses welcome to the jungle 

[omglollmao123]

@imthedeadlycracka Really? That sounds exactly like the intro riff of P.L.U.C.K. by SOAD. Seriously, listen to that song and tell me that intro doesn't sound exactly the same.

[WhenWeWereKings100]

@omglollmao123 what you on about?

[jakeistheshiznet]

@omglollmao123 ahh the riff is guns and roses.welcome to th jungle

[Klewt]

@omglollmao123 what? sounds like guns and roses' welcome to the jungle. rock on!

[g1mpy69]

@omglollmao123 noooo

[soycomosoy12]

because i want to FUCK with Chuck?

[juniorrace1]

who the hll is the awesome guy at 1:09

[SKTVtoo]

@juniorrace1 krazy horse bennet

[Fourtyb4five]

@juniorrace1 Thats krazy horse charles bennet...his name says it all...he's a crazy as motha.

[captaindein33]

@juniorrace1 hardly awesome but entertaining , yes

[robiiiiee]

i was laughing so hard i couldn't breath don't post videos this funny, you could kill someone.

[SKTVtoo]

@robiiiiee goofball. thx tho. surfer ken

[Nickolaslich]

2:50 what the fuck did he say? "I'm going to beat you to the living death"?

[omglollmao123]

@Nickolaslich "I'm gonna beat you into a living death". Notice how the word "living" contradicts the word "death".

Ken Shamrock ain't the smartest tool in the shed.

[LuisShmuis]

@Nickolaslich I thought it was "I'm gonna beat you with a little dick" lol

[smcphee101]

1:06.....hilarious



[OttoKugelfang]

georges, to the death! - or the end of the 4th round ... lol

[racingmylife15]

250-0? hahaha

[ChrisBlak2008]

Damn that was funny.