Gatorade Commercial Starring John Holmes

[32Eazye]

Gives new meaning to the Gatorade slogan, "Is it in You?"

[jjaaccoo]

The guy was an overall asshole.

[TheIrishjim]

...wow

[hunterrfb]

@DrDeath251 both of johns ex wives said he was ten inches

[69mexicanpride]

wonderland movie rocked!

[214scifi]

AWESOME!

[hugodanner]

I agree that modern porn is pretty ugly and filled with misogynistic images that are not acceptable and perhaps even dangerous to the weak minded. However, lets not kid ourselves that porn was artistic even in the 70s. And which male watches a porn film to appreciate the acting, plot, characterisation, cinematography and mise-en-scene? Films like 'barbara broadcast' and others tried to feign the european arthouse style but the end result was far from a fellini film with added fellatio :)

[L3onardoSan]

what movie is this?

[ohiovol63]

anyone have the sauce on this?

[ohiovol63]

anyone have the sauce on this?

[YoleneR14]

lmao!

[d0ct0rsweet]

the porn industry always lies about the size of their star's penises...its just a way to grab attention and money...theres this guy mandingo who is 10 inches at most but they claim he is 14-16...they put him with smaller women so it can look bigger...its all show biz people.

[GRANDMASTERKANE]

haha my man john holmes hahaha the one white guy i can relate too muhahahaha - its a bitch how he died, see you in porno heaven good buddy - listen to porno freak by blowfly

[seymourbbest]

Actually it was 10 inches according to his wife in a rolling stone interview after his death. Don't believe the porno movie hype--they sometimes claimed he was up to 16 inches.

[seymourbbest]

Holmes had 10 inches but man he was a lousy actor.

[Calbenmike]

@seymourbbest 13 inches.

[hunterrfb]

@Calbenmike nah, it was ten, he wasnt nearly 13 inches dude

[xxxruzzelxxx]

what is that something?

[elvira418]

I love john holmes

[MrNomomojo]

Hilarious! Nicely done!

[AlyssaQ420]

LOL! That would be funny if it were really a commercial.

[JordinSparksFan08]

WHAT THE FFFF?? THIS IS PORN?? OMG I THOUGHT THIS WAS AN ACTUAL GATORADE COMMERCIAL FROM THE 70's??? Im sooo confusedd

[yurdamannowdog]

@JordinSparksFan08 Haha. It will be okay.

[MrFlashBazbo]

@JordinSparksFan08

Actually it was a Gatorade Commercial that incorporated a scene from the film "Tell 'Em Johnny Wadd is Here" The Third in a Series of Porn Detective Films starring John C. Holmes. Oh and by the way....Don't believe that stupid "Wonderland" Movie...Johnny was a perfect Gentleman....and yhea...It Was REALLY 13 1/2 Inches!! NO PILLS....NO ENLARGER...NO CREAMS...God Gave it to him...(Proof God IS a WOMAN!!!)

[MEERSTROOM]

Im from europe but mine is 24 ,7 cm i dont know how long that is in inches

Rip John

[FuckedUpWebcamShows]

Mine is bigger! lmao

[Vince70]

Guess you've been sucking a lot of dick to so accurately transpose what you see on a screen to actual size

[yurdamannowdog]

@Vince70 have you checked out my other videos?

[visionimagify]

It was 8 to 9 inches tops. 13.5 is about promotion. Guess you forgot to take pornography 101.

[hcjc57]

Hell, I remember a young Ron Jeremy in this flick that came out around '75-'76 or thereabouts where him and some other guy did an oral/vaginal DP scene with some perky little starlet! Ah, those were the days!

[yurdamannowdog]

@hcjc57 did you see my Barilla or Pabst commercials.

[SaintWicked721]

fake

[yurdamannowdog]

Are you a detective?

[maravilla1992]

???

[Bilbin1337]

It was 13.5 inches.

[mavivirgie]

@Bilbin1337 WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Izzy94bg]

33 cm my ass

[PookieBearDee]

@Izzy94bg

actually the biggest dick in history is Chuck Norris'

[JubalCalif]

Too bad John died before he could be cast as an Asian in a Kung Fu movie. I heard his character was going to be called "One Hung Low".

[GomerDose]

watch a movie called "Wonderland" for the truth on your bullshit "Legend"

[playerism33]

Everyone knows about the shortcomings of the Legendary John C Holmes, that doesn't take anything away from his Porn King status. I mean it's not like the dude was running for President, he made a living having sex. Anyone with money and fame can fall victim to addiction and resort to extremes to support it...especially porn stars. You don't have to agree, but respect for the dead isn't something you should overlook.

[stallionplaya52]

yes

[Izzy94bg]

man how long is his dick anyway 19 cm?No seriusly?

[hedman]

19cm?!?!?! He had a 33cm(!) limb.

[yurdamannowdog]

If you like this, you should check out my Tecate Rape Troll and Barilla Pasta Commercials.

El Creepo is also a pretty nice little film.

[Robygol89]

does somebody know when this was made and who this actresses are?

[yakyakyakful]

Holmes was creepy,thank God he turned to liking Cocks and Balls his filthy body shoildhave been creamated while he was still alive.

[Blindbladethehunter]

ROFL

[Bytmyballs]

JHohn holmes fucked both of these lads in the Ass thirteen inches after this commercial was filmed.Than Peter North proceeded to fuck Holmes in HIS ASS with his 11 inch tool.True fact!

[bphatboyjohn123]

lmao!

[jesemus33]

maybe she need a 36 cm Dick

[gentilefox]

"yeah... or something sounds like fun"... :D john rocks!

[ferj2001]

jOHN HOLMES IS A GREAT ACTOR!

[springloadedchicken]

i wonder what they're really trying to tell us about gatorade? i mean like it's power or what makes it's power? EW! that's probably why it was green for soooooo long, oh john! yuck! :D

[theman66613]

this is some oscar worthy stuff right here

[yomamadontdanz]

With these two Sweedish slutpuppys to satisfy him,why did John Holmes prefer to suck his own dick?

[StopTheFaggotry]

It wasn't that he preferred his own dong. It's that he could suck it was able to show off by doing it.

[MTXSHO9732vV8SHO]

Your screen name busted me the fuck up! LOL!

[joyandsloth]

i wouldnt mind some "or something" (with the ladies) but me 1st

[jkfromcincty]

Oh, Johnny. So many drugs and sexual ambivalence did not make for a hard dick. Small and rigid are better than big and droopy. You wasted your one God-given gift. Per Forrest Gump: Stupid is for what stupid does.

[hcjc57]

I remember watching this porn from which this parody was derived! Classic Swedish Erotica! John Curtis Holmes,1944-1988, Rest In Peace

[chase6470]

That happens to me all the time...just once I would really like some coffee.

[lostpinup]

LOL.

[zhlub4321]

C'mon now, you're just being modest! Lol!

Great comment!

[BeAsTiNiT1]

lol without a boner, right.

[atownispimp]

he had a 13 inch penis without a boner

[wawawazzup]

i approve this message

[zenburger]

there will never be another johnny wadd ...

[mavivirgie]

@zenburger THATS RIGHT EVEN AFTER 22 YEARS AFTER HIS DEATH HE IS STILL THE KING

[gigheddu]

john un grande gli dava lui a loro la gatorade ma quella lunga 32 cm però che alle donne piaceva

[yomamadontdanz]

Hahahaha..Johnny Wad once you to think you drink gatorade and grow a foot long sclong....too funny!

[mavivirgie]

THATS RIGHT

[audittracer08]

That was pretty funny. have to say that made my day

[JunkieXLover]

omg haha yeahhhh classic! haha how do you find this stuff?!

[LUDWIGPARIS]

Classic porn is the best!

Late 70's to mid- 80's was the best era of the pornography business, in my opinion. I wish I could have been alive during those years. It would have been fun to see this stuff when it first arrived.

[arm4life87]

all the chicks had hairy bushes, ahh but i would still hit it.

[LUDWIGPARIS]

Indeed! = D

[clayp72]

100% spot on! Every modern porn now has the guy spitting in the girls mouth, slapping her, etc. No class at all. Nothing but gonzo.

[ebkkracerx]

@clayp72 totally man

[joker0187]

this is where porn was acceptable

it had decent acting

now its just pure fucking and no plot and shit

sad to see this

porn was an art, now its just sad to see it this way

[bigazzpimp407]

@joker0187 Where do you see decent acting and a plot in that bullshit?

[lhtony]

@joker0187 you forgot the part that the majority of the pornstars now a days have fake boobs, oh the good days

[schizoflux]

i'll take "or something" please

[sexwithbozscaggs]

Sexy ladies.

[theglfactory]

I like gatorade.

[NeurocideVIbeKILLa]

LOL thats one kick ass gatorade commercial

[daverwatkins]

Awesomely hilariously bad! I watched it six times.

[msr0069]

70's porn isn't too hard to find.

[yurdamannowdog]

Wow, you are such a hater. I know who you are, and you still aren't funny, and I think you know why.

[siabdo]

nice haha

[gauthier484]

Where did you find this, this is great!