@snipershitzu someone tell me what the fuck these soviet russia jokes are? I see them on all these nerdy "fail blog" videos. I'm guessing another crappy joke created by the video gaming world?
dude... i never went mountain biking before and i was riding around on tree roots and fell off like the exact same way, except i sprained my knee and couldnt even walk for 3 months, still not the same...
Well he is a hero, he went down a super bumpy slope while siting on a bar 1 inch wide while waving his arms in the air, ain't got no balls now, but is a hero non the less
Nothin wrong with a full face on a hard tail, this guys problem was he was on a Canadian Tire Special hard tail. My Haro would eat that piece of shit for breakfast!
Everyone crashes, and it's a Fail everytime. But this was Escecially failsome. #1 Full Face Helmet Fail: looks dumb, just don't bash your face on stuff.
#2 He has no skills whatsoever. He did the stupidest thing you can do on a bike, he sat on the seat while navigating rough terrain, and took his feet off the pedals.
#3 He was obviously scared of it and shouldnt have done it to start with.
I did that b4 but the handelbars went into my ribs
noahjosh2710 6 months ago
Ha ha. I had a crash a bit like that one. Watch it on my channel.
Gregor0the0biker 7 months ago
In the video on which I commented before this one I had to type in a captcha that said 'SHAREDIV'.
KingOfUm 7 months ago
this is in Ireland and the guy goes to blackrock college look at the trousers they're leinster rugby trousers
johngalooly 7 months ago
and they why helmets were invented
mgollow 7 months ago
We have some good mountain bike instructionals - even a FAIL video - at the BIKESKILLS Channel on YouTube. Subscribing enters you to win FREE gear!
bikeskills 7 months ago
people like this should have full face helmets on all ways
IJBBikeCo 7 months ago
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
smithysheep 8 months ago
crap
TassosTheMan 8 months ago
Lmao I just ate and no I feel weird
kysmelmonge 8 months ago
Wtf, did he not know there were pedals on the bike?
KurtCobainMusic 8 months ago
keep pressing six close your eyes and imagine a bear humping a duck
glennbez 8 months ago
she said look ma no ha- OOOWWW!
grnlvr8 8 months ago
Why can't I stop watching these fail videos...
ItsTheMarioman 8 months ago
In Soviet Russia, bike ride YOU!
Wammy92k 8 months ago
i can ride my bike with no handlebars, no handleb--ahhhh
aplayer11 9 months ago
LOL press 2 repeatedly
bladeclanhalo3 9 months ago
IS HIS BIKE OK?!
Lavalamp00123 9 months ago
Lesson 1
you cant walk and ride at once.
12DEmaster 9 months ago
respect cuz i did the same thing once lol
dayvedchow 9 months ago
If in doubt, flail about!
L316H1 9 months ago
The cameraguy is laughing in amazement like he just saw a double rainbow or something.
horekar 9 months ago
@horekar Double rainbow all the waaay maaaan!
Allenmarxchannel 9 months ago
Roots Win
MF033D 9 months ago
press 4 over and over for rodeo bike action!
domagoj89 9 months ago
IF YOU CAN DODGE A BIKE YOU CAN DODGE A BALL
emericanidiot32 9 months ago
press 2 over and over for ultra action lol
starmanasa001 9 months ago
Is is the bike okay?..im worried
darrel1113 9 months ago
LOL press 2 repeatedly
watevaTV1 10 months ago
Hold space bar for slow-mo.
pakcheesy 10 months ago
i whip my hands and meet the floor.
wolfteam121213 10 months ago
pause the play the video. then press and hold the 2 key.
BICYCLE BUTT RAPE!
spairpartsdealer 10 months ago
Steps for ultimate hilariousness:
1. let the video load all the way
2. pause then play the video
3. press 5 repeatedly or press and hold 5
4. ultimate hilariousness
spairpartsdealer 10 months ago
@spairpartsdealer no.........?
MeLoNhEadSeb 10 months ago
beavis and butthead :d
HectorCaceres26 10 months ago
b4 the fall:look mom i riding without hand.after fall: dammit i have broken hand
RussianBoy2498 10 months ago
well, i think 0:11 was more painfull than the landing^^
on2diss 10 months ago
wow before u can bike learn to walk
FidoByNight 10 months ago
he now is infertile.
gregzoid123 10 months ago
how do you get that kind of slow mo? The slow mo ive played with on Windows movie maker sounds stupid. NOT like this kind.
tj526 11 months ago
Is the bike okay?! :"O
kalvinrulez4ever 11 months ago
Look ma! No brains!
XMMxmmXM 11 months ago
Freehand!!!
lolboy2134 11 months ago
this video should be renamed "understanding gravity"
Unguidedone 1 year ago
He's got style for bullriding though...
luizfcsilveira 1 year ago
in soviet russia, the bike rides you!!!
xhawk47 1 year ago 17
wanker
ThomasHastings94 1 year ago
He'll need that helmet when he is riding the short bus to school.
TheKaycen 1 year ago
Thats why you wear a helmet!
DmitryOfRangFiachra 1 year ago
i like the part where they guy crashes on the bike
westin62 1 year ago
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firefox4074 1 year ago
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firefox4074 1 year ago
haha...oh my god kid...you need to do that again! seriously...im bored and that was amusing.
zakariah32583 1 year ago
What a dumbass! You have to step with your right foot first!
URsuckishATlife 1 year ago
In Soviet Russia, shut the fuck up, that joke sucks.
wassyjones 1 year ago
yikes!
rlb4413 1 year ago
U gotta go fast through those tree roots! People need to respect the sport of downhilling. It takes balls to downhill.
R6uezga 1 year ago
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bikeskills 1 year ago
HAHAHA thats really funny!!!!!!!
Reishyeverythingkid 1 year ago
In Soviet Russia, bike ride you...
Jonyskylark 1 year ago
I did that before, but I broke my nuts.. >D:
annoyingismyname 1 year ago
@annoyingismyname so you're nut-less
LeBronForTheWin 1 year ago
@LeBronForTheWin XD Not exactly. I just needed to ice my groin.
annoyingismyname 1 year ago
haah gowan the fuckin lads, nearly a million views and we did it two years ago yeooooowww
WhatCrackin321 1 year ago
The bike has handle bars for a reason you know
ArsenaultMuzic 1 year ago
stick to riding on the street k
blackopsfunatic 1 year ago
when going down hill dont lean forward
2009samr 1 year ago
So thats how justin bieber laughs..
fluvvless 1 year ago
He used Flail!
Temall 1 year ago
thank god he was wearing a helmet hahaha!
MsTejb 1 year ago
Wacky Waving Idiotic Arm Flailing Biker Man!
oOoMastermind 1 year ago
i remember my first time riding a bike
justinlegend8800 1 year ago
he thought that he could levitate by waving his arms....
jandear 1 year ago
in soviet russia, bike crash y-*hit by a bike*
Lucas464748 1 year ago
Look mum I'm riding without hand!!
m4tt14 1 year ago 73
0.06 rulez
SinnimLeben 1 year ago
waht a ball buster
lordroki755 1 year ago
Beavis and Butt-Head in action
Heartlezzzz 1 year ago
i hate when that happens lol
xXUndeadShadow166Xx 1 year ago
it's the bike ok? that was hard
ArksGir 1 year ago
Fake And Gay
valon231 1 year ago
in soviet russia mountains fall on you
snipershitzu 1 year ago
@snipershitzu someone tell me what the fuck these soviet russia jokes are? I see them on all these nerdy "fail blog" videos. I'm guessing another crappy joke created by the video gaming world?
WillShore1234 1 year ago
@WillShore1234 I thought it was something to do with Borrat, but he's from Kazackstan
kvltdvl666 1 year ago
in soviet russia, bike rides you.
heatbag11 1 year ago
Good thing that dumbass wore a helmet.
nonamre 1 year ago
he got surprise butt secks from the handlebars
CrymeTyme30 1 year ago
I know a Brian Fallon!
Kid's lucky he landed on the only patch of dirt there
Yanko024 1 year ago
WEAK ASS BIKE
1990banks 1 year ago
sweet no hander dude, bit sketchy on the landing though!!
how long did it take to nail that one??
ballisticist 1 year ago
"Huh huh, duh, this is gonna be so great, riding over all these steep roots and stuff"
VintageJunior 1 year ago
He looks like a special needs kid runnin when he falls down XD
supermansamuel 1 year ago
ive done the same thing many of a times actually i wont be suprised if thats me of a younger age
tymebomb60 1 year ago
"HUHUHUH,, HUUH UHUH, U OK D00D?"
A7X1ROLZ 1 year ago
hes the reason they created the stereotype of retards wearing helmets
pr3d4tor254 1 year ago
he's the reason why they created the stereotype of retards wearing helmets all the time
pr3d4tor254 1 year ago
in soviet russia the bike rides you ;)
carapinha96 1 year ago
nice try lol
ogogopogoify 1 year ago
That's a good fail.
Purushadasa 1 year ago
Mtn Bike Fail, lets count the ways:
1.not moving your weight backwards off the saddle but taking both feet off the pedals on approaching the roots, real dumb
2. not using the brakes at all, fingers are clearly on the grips not the brake levers
3. panicking and letting go of the freaking bars once the bike starts rolling downword.
4. wondering why u spent all that money on this bike u cant ride LOL
Someone needs to learn some Mtn Biking 101 lessons, keep trying son, you'll pick it up LOL
KlunkerRider 1 year ago
You can't Walk and ride a Bike at he same time.
shakamilian 1 year ago 144
@shakamilian
you just killed it
shaul55hip 1 year ago
@shakamilian Unless you're Chuck Norris
epicutubemembername 10 months ago
say thanks to your helmet kid for protecting your head from that fall.
alienboya 1 year ago
9.8
pomnef 1 year ago
yes, he died
26gamer 1 year ago
dude... i never went mountain biking before and i was riding around on tree roots and fell off like the exact same way, except i sprained my knee and couldnt even walk for 3 months, still not the same...
goodha2 1 year ago
did he died? lol
MrJunward 1 year ago
In Russia the mountain climbs you.
RancidElf32 1 year ago
@RancidElf32 loL!!!!
davidpwns999 1 year ago
that should teach him :)
ParaglidingManiac 1 year ago
That looked like a bad idea from the start
irsoccer05 1 year ago
Did he died?
ibgean 1 year ago
@ibgean yes
rellirTnoraa1 1 year ago
LOOKS LIKE RODEOOOOOOO
NalarStory 1 year ago
He looked like he was trying to dance right before he went down.
RageFire12 1 year ago
Bike Rides man WIN
D00ml0rdKazzak 1 year ago
lol
BbobyXp 1 year ago
haha his Surname:Fall-On
dean4tech 1 year ago
i think he was trying to practice bull riding on a bike
TheFrostTop 1 year ago
i hear beavis and butthead
Bellantoni 1 year ago
"Whoaaaaaa ahuhuhuhuhu!"
Fuckin' stoners. :D
Bandaids4ever 1 year ago
It's only a fail if he forgets to wear a helmet!!!
Joethepadawan 1 year ago
nice break dance down the hill with the bike lol
funk192 1 year ago
white poeple always fail, every fail clip on youtubw are white people failing and failing at anything and everything, more like fail race
19may0001 1 year ago
@19may0001 , yeah cause black just fail already by being themeselves.
NalarStory 1 year ago
@19may0001 lol, at least he got up, i'm sure you'd be sitting there crying like a bitch.
xelementassassin 1 year ago
that was an expensive bike.
ryanrenesis 1 year ago
i think his low (sagging) pants made him fall..
survivalist911 1 year ago
All the gear and no idea.
FuManBoobs 1 year ago 3
God help us when he starts driving a car.
jimdog1964 1 year ago
lol looks like he was riding a unicycle when he was goin down hope he wore a cup
RESTINPEACE12345678 1 year ago
did he died?
fmecury 2 years ago
jajajajajajaj!
Diego40967 2 years ago
neinneinnein
ScaryJewKids 1 year ago
he so desevred that!!!
myxaztv2 2 years ago
Well he is a hero, he went down a super bumpy slope while siting on a bar 1 inch wide while waving his arms in the air, ain't got no balls now, but is a hero non the less
DrSalvador4 2 years ago 61
Hilarious...
jimdog1964 1 year ago
@jimdog1964 glad i made you laugh thanks for the reply
DrSalvador4 1 year ago
@DrSalvador4 yes! it looked like he nailed his self in the nuts at least 5 times if not more
123alphaman 1 year ago
@123alphaman Probably the worst ball beating injury ever. Bet he talks with a squeaky voice now, poor guy.
DrSalvador4 1 year ago
@DrSalvador4 Learn how to spell captain fuck up. Non the less. None the less.
alwayssunnyinny 1 year ago
@alwayssunnyinny thanks man good to know the Internet is safe with people like you patrolling it.
DrSalvador4 1 year ago
lucky to wear helmet look at his rear wheel going to his head dammmn
vjiced 2 years ago
its kinda hard to walk down a fucking mountain with a bar and 2 tires between your legs....just roll with it mate
NaSdAt63 2 years ago
haha V that was what I was thinking.
noob!
xxSierra110xx 2 years ago
noob
jcnbw01 2 years ago
handle bar up the ass ouch
Nemesis986 2 years ago
full face helmet on a hard tail? i'd say thats more fail than u falling off....
oXelienanXo 2 years ago
probably because not everyone can effort a fully!
ToEjaMxD 2 years ago
yeah it helps i wear one and i dont wana get my face smashed up!
54321br14 2 years ago
@ oXelienanXo
Nothin wrong with a full face on a hard tail, this guys problem was he was on a Canadian Tire Special hard tail. My Haro would eat that piece of shit for breakfast!
JayRebel 2 years ago
In soviet russia, bike ride you.
stoneybologni89 2 years ago 2
lol nice!
ToEjaMxD 2 years ago
Every single mountain biker has done this countless times. How is this a fail?
policemanaaron 2 years ago
Everyone crashes, and it's a Fail everytime. But this was Escecially failsome. #1 Full Face Helmet Fail: looks dumb, just don't bash your face on stuff.
#2 He has no skills whatsoever. He did the stupidest thing you can do on a bike, he sat on the seat while navigating rough terrain, and took his feet off the pedals.
#3 He was obviously scared of it and shouldnt have done it to start with.
#4 He crashes, Clasic Fail.
#5 Shoe comes off, tie your shoes while biking.
Hector49er 2 years ago 2
did he died?
36hunters 2 years ago
abortion
drake989 2 years ago
of course....
franco09XD 2 years ago
his nuts just took a joyride
darknesstrend 2 years ago
noobs who say thats fake !-.-
bulabula92 2 years ago
SOO FAKKE!!!!
mikesta99 2 years ago
@mikesta99 why the fuck is that FAKKKE-.- faggo
bulabula92 2 years ago 2
FAKE AND GAY!
flowiw 2 years ago
Ray william johnson FTW :D
abarairukia 2 years ago
bulabula92
cause its funny to see who will reply and actually take me seriously.
mikesta99 2 years ago
careful..there is a liiiiiittle bump in the road
TheRealAlyssaD 2 years ago
it isnt a fake!
Bigmac040 2 years ago
how is that fake? and that is why you wear helmets!
pierrekeyzar 2 years ago
haha, look at him flail his arms about like a ballon
salarisdaman 2 years ago 2
FAKE
AND
GAY!!!
a2hunts 2 years ago
@a2hunts that wasnt gay that was funny as fuck! and even if he did plane in
teamrampage123 2 years ago
Spelling fail...
36hunters 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
SOOO FAKKKEE!!!
mikesta99 2 years ago
did he die?
souljaboymate 2 years ago
ha suck shit cunt
HalfEatenDimSim 2 years ago
WAAAAOOWW!!!!!!!!!
nauris706 2 years ago