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  • A million a day? Seems legit.

  • A million... Yup.

  • MICHELLE PHAN IS AMAZINNNGG!! CHECK OUT HER VIDEOSS

  • WHERE IS MICHELLE???

  • XD

  • €1,000,000 :O

  • swoozie, WHY ARE U ALWAYS GETTING LUCKY WITH GIRLS?!?!

  • Its not ironiccccccc!

  • So....this is like a hidden secret swoozie vid right?

  • "BTW Wille got back with his girlfriend the following week," LOL!

  • Impossible to get a million dollars everyday

  • lol swoozie might be the greatest story teller

  • TAMPA!!

  • omg make sure that ex gf doesnt see this vid! haha she'll be so pissed! XD

  • lol.... Africa?? it takes about a million years for a country to.. i dunno, break off??

  • And then you wanna apply the eyeshadow like this lol^.^

  • Lol "I make a million," "say what now?!"

  • Awww I wanted will to stay eith michelle...

  • this is probably my favourite video, i cried laughing!

  • diluted stalkers lol

  • antidisestablishmentarianism

  • THIS IS MEANT TO BE :D

  • she does not make that much a day...right?!

  • @pvbchic yes... ppl make alot of youtube.. but she is one of THE most popular channels on youtube

  • This video is one of the sponsored?!?!? Nice!!!

  • Look at this dudes hairline O_O

  • wtf she really makes a million dollars a day? ( dont call me stupid im just naive :(

  • @LittoBUbbo no she doesn't lol :) the biggest youtubers like sxephil and FreddieW make 100s of thousands per year.

  • And he still got back with his girlfriend Smh

  • I was dying when you did your Michelle impression.

  • does Michelle Phan really make a million dollars a day?

  • @jenniferanne91 yeah dude we have to know! because if this is true i am buying a camera and making videos

  • How come you still have your videos with copyrighted music though?

  • 6:07-6:45 LMFAOOOOO!!

  • How have I not found this before?! These are my two favorite Youtube stars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • LOL the URL says "FAAAAAAAAAg" lolol... srry but that made me laugh

  • haha thums up if u looked up hot asian girls (:

  • HAY! Im christian, female, and a gamer in FL. LETS add on playstation and kill zombies

  • Dude this is like the greatest video about getting into the youtube partnership program! LOL I'm a lifetime subscriber to you now! I'm a partner too, small time haha

  • not really

  • AWESOME OK

  • jungle fever up in this bitch

  • This video is 6 mn, I spent around 2 minutes on it...I am requesting my 2 minutes back or I am suing your ass!

  • -spams the like button- XD -and repeats near the end-

    Michelle: i make a Million

    Swoozie: you wha? hey remember me....

    XD

  • Hilarious!! :D

  • LOVE SIMS 3 AND SWOOZIE !!!

  • Duude!!!! R u and Michelle like... Dating what so ever???? Cuz it pretty much looks like it!!!

  • Pfft Nooo....... ?

    " I just heard her"

    lolololololololololol

    LMFAO I LOVEEE YOUUUUU :)

  • michelle is phan (fine)

  • "...You get paid whaaaaaa???" #moneytalks

  • Does she get paid that much?

    How much do you think she does actually get paid? O_O

  • I love the way you say this is how you apply your eyeshadow like this lol. Too bad he stalked the girl(well semi) and he still got back with his ex.

  • 200,00 subribers? no she has like 1,000,000

  • @abercrombiesmine do you not understand that this video is talking about the past? xanga? really? doesnt that throw it waaaaaayyy back?

  • I think he said a million dollars a day because he doesn't want to give out her personal information. But you guys should get the point, Michelle probably makes a lot off of YouTube

  • " ...and then you want to apply your eye shadow like this... "

  • When are you guys going to make another vid??? Miss u guys!!!!! Swoozie!!! Michelle!!!!!

    XOXO Ecilaluvitall

    ecilaluvitall.blogspot.com/

  • Another awesome story! What are the odds, thats just insane

  • den yu apply yur eyeshadow like dis. LOL

  • Great Story!

  • -highpitchedsound-

    "and den you want to apply your eyeshadow lik this"

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

  • Dude thats mind blowing. I love how stuff like this happens.

  • are you for real a million? or jus playin?

  • So funny how he imitates Michelle Phan's voice. LOL! :)

  • so cute! XD

  • Wait swoozie........you took all those videos down. Is there like a secret stash of swoozie gold that you cant put on just because of that music.

  • you make aaaa really gorgeous couple with michelle phan you should going out!

  • what did michelle say when she saw this? XD

  • MichellePhan makes $350,000 - $1,700,000 a year. That's just youtube.. Not even including her 2nd Channel, Sponsorship.. She also has a day job.

  • @BKCapinanes LOL that's the stupidest thing I've ever read. Nice facts bra

  • SOOOO Funny! lol

    

  • "And then you want to apply your eyeshadow like this..." LMFAO that's how she sounds, oh shit xD

  • cool story bro.

  • OMG seriously!! You guys actually believe him when he said she makes a mil a day...=.=' -EPIC FACEPALM-

  • All I have to say is Swoozie06 I Love Your Videos.

  • Lol.. it was too good to be true. Cus yenno, I've met girls like her... they do it up big when dudes are around.

  • Good story? It could have been summed up in one sentence: "My friend stalked her, didn't get to date her and now I work with her (when she feels like it)"

  • @MisterWin jealous much?

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  • @MisterWin Makes it more interesting though

  • Do you think she'll appear on a new video on this channel anytime soon? >___<

  • He got back with his girlfriend? ARGH!

  • That impression... It was dead on...

  • "now you want to apply thee eyeshadow like this" OMG I DIED!

  • @angelannarocks lmao me too XD

  • 6:15 LMFAO best part ever!

  • xD Asians are just sexy all around. Lol your awesome!

  • "And then you want to apply your eye shadow like this." XD rofl

  • BAHAHAHA oh i love ur impersonation of michelle's video in the background of ur friends phone conversation !!!

  • Now the real question is WHERE IS SHE? lmao.

  • No guys, a million dollars is a lie. Lmfao, but it must e a decent sum :)

  • so does she SERIOUSLY make a million dollars a day? that seems a little.. idk far fetched.

  • Swoozie you are too awesome!!! I want to hang out with you one day!

  • HAHAHAHA the end was great !! I tried not to laugh soo loud cuz it's past midnight but this totally cracked me up !!!! XD

  • jajajaja this was one of the BEST BEST BEEEST VIDEOS Swoozie! amazing!

  • A million dollars a day? To me, that seems incredibly hard to believe. I think I read somewhere that the highest paid tv actress made 13 million dollars in a whole year, and Michelle Phan said to you she makes that much in two weeks with Youtube videos? You can't make that much off Youtube videos, come on man.

    I'm sure she gets millions of views but not millions of dollars.

  • @Guerrillablackdog Yeah, I was thinking that it was a bit of a stretch also. It is definitely not THAT much, but certainly quite a bit

  • I love that religion is important to you :)

  • i love your imitation of michelle. LOLL!

  • i need to use some of those excuses for my english class XD

  • Yeah.. just searched for 'Asian Girls'

    lol..

  • you guys changed your shirts???

  • i didn't know that!! XD awesome

  • jesus christ i laughed like a maniac

  • 2:42, gave me tears. Whenever you do that face like that lol.

  • two words.... LOVED IT :)

  • THAT WAS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!

  • I have the same Spiderman shirt as you :)

  • One of my favorite vids... lol... it has the makings of a good romantic comedy. :::Swoon::: I love the Sims usage...lol ^_~

  • Hilarious. I especially love when you try and imitate Michelle's tutorial hehe. At random moments at work when we have annoying customers or it's slow I will randomly say "and then you want to apply your eyeshadow like this" cause most of my coworkers have watched Michelle's tutorials but haven't heard about Press Start so I show them this video :)

  • I wish she still had her xanga T_T

  • "And u wan 2 apply ur eyshaaduuuu liek dis" LOL

  • lmao lmao lmao!

    I freakin LOVE your videos.

    <3

  • a million dollars per day?

  • @ibakerboitv it is a joke !!!!!!

  • @Alanitoo i know dude lmao 

  • "You're making wut ?? ('O_o') " LOOOL Pleaase let me stop laughing !! XD

    Nice vid + Sims = Awesome :D

  • holy shit you sound exactly like michelle LOOL

  • stalking much?

  • "And then you need to apply your eye shadow like this " omg you got her voice perfect

  • $1 MILLION DOLLARS?! A DAY!!!!?!?!??!?!

  • i only came here cause i heard you had another channel and here i am cool man.

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  • O.O that is so much money

  • Dayum bro u r FUNNY loLZ i'll subcribe u!

  • 1mill per day??

  • Aaaaw so sweet.

  • Loved that story. Really loved the way you told it and come on we knew they where getting back together by the end. :)_

  • OMG I LOVE THIS! HAHAHAH :D

  • your boy met michelle phan and was about to ask her out but got back with his ex-girlfriend?!! CRAZY!

  • Love you swoozie and Michelle!! :)

  • Swoozie, does michelle really makes a million a day?? Thats insane!

  • @contagiousFX Yes, she does make a million a day and yes, he was on a part of Africa that broke as well.^_^

  • Nice. I loooove your story telling...it is very entertaining!!! Small world, right?!...and now you know some of my gaming friends, too. That's why never talk bad about anyone, lol! :]

  • I love how you mock MIchelle's voice, HAHA!! this story is cool :)

  • She is not really making a million dollars each day with some make-up videos, is she? Well if you consider the fact, she has crossed the million subscribers line, that she would be a billionare now.

  • @Trockenbrett it's prob a mill a year.

  • As soon as you said "she has a thing for asian girls" I knew when Michelle was gonna come in. This is my fav vid of yours so far=) I laughed so hard I had trouble writing this comment...lol!

  • COINCIDENCE MUCH??

  • LOL the way you mock michelle , the way you apply your eyeshadow is sooo funny ! I loved the video !

  • You're so funnnny

  • i like it when you use the sims in your videos. my fav is still the story of when you played the sims online.

  • omg ive watched the last 6 seconds of this video an immeasurable number of times LOL

  • "and then you wanna apply your eye shadow like thisss" lmfao hilariousss .

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  • a milliom dollars a day!!!!!!!!!!!!! wow.....

  • wow

  • Interesting story bro :D

  • lol cool story

    Good Luck

    :)

    

  • i have that exact same shirt lol spiderman ftw

  • Amen!

  • This was a great story.

  • How the hell do you become a partner?

  • And then you want to apply your eyeshadow like this lol

  • LOL i love you :)

  • " Do you need Jesus to descend from the heavens, and carry her with a ribbon tied to her?"

    I LOLed so freaking hard.

  • @CrystalJupiter = ^______^

  • @PressStart Hey sWooZie Stop mockin Michelle.!.........

  • @TheXoxoNano it's all fun, they're friends. chill

  • @KorXos I Know I know

  • @PressStart Oh wow, they commented. :D

    I've actualy never had a cool youtuber reply to my comment, this is kinda cool.

  • @CrystalJupiter I KNOW!! xD hillarious!!

  • Oh my gosh.. great story!! xD

  • this is COMPLETELY true. -_-

  • she makes a million a day from them? YEAA. go confidentiality. LOL =)

  • LMAO! LOVE YOU SWOOZIE! Your vids are awesomely funny!

  • LMAO Imitation XD

  • 6:29-6:42

    Brilliant exsuses swoozie.... LOL