u must read this.once u have started there is no turning back.a little
10 year old girl was raped and murdered in 1945.her body was not found until 1947.then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message.the dead girl appeard in his room haunting him and killed him.if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos in 30 minutes the dead girl will appear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you.well better start to copy and paste
I'am a sweet, friendly, honest (sometimes too honest), caring girl in search of "the one".I've been single for over two years . so i got a profile(Autumngirl55?5) on ----Tallhub.C'0M----?-It is the largest club for tall men or pretty girls mate. maybe you wanna hit me up ,seriously !
Dude this is like the greatest video about getting into the youtube partnership program! LOL I'm a lifetime subscriber to you now! I'm a partner too, small time haha
I think he said a million dollars a day because he doesn't want to give out her personal information. But you guys should get the point, Michelle probably makes a lot off of YouTube
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Good story? It could have been summed up in one sentence: "My friend stalked her, didn't get to date her and now I work with her (when she feels like it)"
A million dollars a day? To me, that seems incredibly hard to believe. I think I read somewhere that the highest paid tv actress made 13 million dollars in a whole year, and Michelle Phan said to you she makes that much in two weeks with Youtube videos? You can't make that much off Youtube videos, come on man.
I'm sure she gets millions of views but not millions of dollars.
Hilarious. I especially love when you try and imitate Michelle's tutorial hehe. At random moments at work when we have annoying customers or it's slow I will randomly say "and then you want to apply your eyeshadow like this" cause most of my coworkers have watched Michelle's tutorials but haven't heard about Press Start so I show them this video :)
Nice. I loooove your story telling...it is very entertaining!!! Small world, right?!...and now you know some of my gaming friends, too. That's why never talk bad about anyone, lol! :]
She is not really making a million dollars each day with some make-up videos, is she? Well if you consider the fact, she has crossed the million subscribers line, that she would be a billionare now.
As soon as you said "she has a thing for asian girls" I knew when Michelle was gonna come in. This is my fav vid of yours so far=) I laughed so hard I had trouble writing this comment...lol!
A million a day? Seems legit.
keenuhn 1 day ago
A million... Yup.
ZivaArsadi 1 day ago
MICHELLE PHAN IS AMAZINNNGG!! CHECK OUT HER VIDEOSS
TomatoTNTTR 2 days ago
WHERE IS MICHELLE???
itSmellsLikLemons 2 weeks ago
XD
Nicolettasimmons 2 weeks ago
€1,000,000 :O
MrDobermanDude 2 weeks ago
swoozie, WHY ARE U ALWAYS GETTING LUCKY WITH GIRLS?!?!
awesome248 1 month ago
Its not ironiccccccc!
YoungChi1992 1 month ago
So....this is like a hidden secret swoozie vid right?
Ninjabot1994 1 month ago
"BTW Wille got back with his girlfriend the following week," LOL!
GeiserAlexis 1 month ago 10
Impossible to get a million dollars everyday
dollieloveheart 1 month ago
lol swoozie might be the greatest story teller
MrKelzos 1 month ago
TAMPA!!
ProgaKun 1 month ago
omg make sure that ex gf doesnt see this vid! haha she'll be so pissed! XD
ninetaleschinjoo 1 month ago
lol.... Africa?? it takes about a million years for a country to.. i dunno, break off??
Charcoalmochi 2 months ago
And then you wanna apply the eyeshadow like this lol^.^
FLABBYMUSHROOMs 2 months ago
Lol "I make a million," "say what now?!"
CheyenneShow1 2 months ago
Awww I wanted will to stay eith michelle...
michelleevogue 2 months ago 3
this is probably my favourite video, i cried laughing!
crazeeladie 2 months ago
diluted stalkers lol
jonny7748 2 months ago
antidisestablishmentarianism
veuvecliquot 2 months ago
THIS IS MEANT TO BE :D
iStutterbug 2 months ago
she does not make that much a day...right?!
pvbchic 2 months ago
@pvbchic yes... ppl make alot of youtube.. but she is one of THE most popular channels on youtube
gr1mreeper 2 months ago
This video is one of the sponsored?!?!? Nice!!!
Shadowbangg 2 months ago
Look at this dudes hairline O_O
sloppyjoe4us 2 months ago
wtf she really makes a million dollars a day? ( dont call me stupid im just naive :(
LittoBUbbo 2 months ago
@LittoBUbbo no she doesn't lol :) the biggest youtubers like sxephil and FreddieW make 100s of thousands per year.
EternalxAgony 2 months ago
And he still got back with his girlfriend Smh
Roylanalove 2 months ago
I was dying when you did your Michelle impression.
auron570 2 months ago 3
does Michelle Phan really make a million dollars a day?
jenniferanne91 2 months ago
@jenniferanne91 yeah dude we have to know! because if this is true i am buying a camera and making videos
MissVictoryJane 2 months ago
How come you still have your videos with copyrighted music though?
LAnite430 2 months ago
6:07-6:45 LMFAOOOOO!!
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10 year old girl was raped and murdered in 1945.her body was not found until 1947.then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message.the dead girl appeard in his room haunting him and killed him.if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos in 30 minutes the dead girl will appear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you.well better start to copy and paste
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rose21183 2 months ago
How have I not found this before?! These are my two favorite Youtube stars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
iamacupcakee 2 months ago
LOL the URL says "FAAAAAAAAAg" lolol... srry but that made me laugh
TheRudehamster 2 months ago
haha thums up if u looked up hot asian girls (:
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rmp1809 2 months ago
HAY! Im christian, female, and a gamer in FL. LETS add on playstation and kill zombies
lmnopopsicle 2 months ago 2
Dude this is like the greatest video about getting into the youtube partnership program! LOL I'm a lifetime subscriber to you now! I'm a partner too, small time haha
rogotiz3 2 months ago
not really
anna99801 2 months ago
AWESOME OK
anna99801 2 months ago
jungle fever up in this bitch
GrenadeCatcher 2 months ago
This video is 6 mn, I spent around 2 minutes on it...I am requesting my 2 minutes back or I am suing your ass!
AFRIKTODAY 2 months ago
-spams the like button- XD -and repeats near the end-
Michelle: i make a Million
Swoozie: you wha? hey remember me....
XD
RinakaAiko 2 months ago 3
Hilarious!! :D
AiAkahana 2 months ago
LOVE SIMS 3 AND SWOOZIE !!!
xxSeddieBarbie 2 months ago
Duude!!!! R u and Michelle like... Dating what so ever???? Cuz it pretty much looks like it!!!
Swettwins 2 months ago
Pfft Nooo....... ?
" I just heard her"
lolololololololololol
LMFAO I LOVEEE YOUUUUU :)
ThegioC123 2 months ago
michelle is phan (fine)
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"...You get paid whaaaaaa???" #moneytalks
divalizzous 3 months ago
Does she get paid that much?
How much do you think she does actually get paid? O_O
Smurfy281 3 months ago 6
I love the way you say this is how you apply your eyeshadow like this lol. Too bad he stalked the girl(well semi) and he still got back with his ex.
lilaznyume 3 months ago
200,00 subribers? no she has like 1,000,000
abercrombiesmine 3 months ago
@abercrombiesmine do you not understand that this video is talking about the past? xanga? really? doesnt that throw it waaaaaayyy back?
smackdown838 2 months ago
I think he said a million dollars a day because he doesn't want to give out her personal information. But you guys should get the point, Michelle probably makes a lot off of YouTube
TheRealChereeses 3 months ago 33
" ...and then you want to apply your eye shadow like this... "
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SitDownBoardUp 3 months ago
When are you guys going to make another vid??? Miss u guys!!!!! Swoozie!!! Michelle!!!!!
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EcilaLuvITall 3 months ago
Another awesome story! What are the odds, thats just insane
harrypuravida 3 months ago
den yu apply yur eyeshadow like dis. LOL
whimsicaldaisies 3 months ago 180
@whimsicaldaisies ROFL
Bl0ck3dz 2 months ago
Great Story!
ImThaReeless 3 months ago
-highpitchedsound-
"and den you want to apply your eyeshadow lik this"
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
teddiebearxx 3 months ago
Dude thats mind blowing. I love how stuff like this happens.
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are you for real a million? or jus playin?
7894561233333 3 months ago
So funny how he imitates Michelle Phan's voice. LOL! :)
DLY30710 4 months ago 4
so cute! XD
MissyPetiteL 4 months ago
Wait swoozie........you took all those videos down. Is there like a secret stash of swoozie gold that you cant put on just because of that music.
nkgiscool 4 months ago
you make aaaa really gorgeous couple with michelle phan you should going out!
themilousevanhouten 4 months ago
what did michelle say when she saw this? XD
ChayXmisCarly 4 months ago
MichellePhan makes $350,000 - $1,700,000 a year. That's just youtube.. Not even including her 2nd Channel, Sponsorship.. She also has a day job.
BKCapinanes 4 months ago
@BKCapinanes LOL that's the stupidest thing I've ever read. Nice facts bra
chuck23gurus 3 months ago
SOOOO Funny! lol
TheCristalMichelle 4 months ago
"And then you want to apply your eyeshadow like this..." LMFAO that's how she sounds, oh shit xD
xXxZOINKYxXx 4 months ago 7
cool story bro.
leekymkween 4 months ago
OMG seriously!! You guys actually believe him when he said she makes a mil a day...=.=' -EPIC FACEPALM-
TIGAHRAWR 4 months ago
All I have to say is Swoozie06 I Love Your Videos.
Sockersluvssocks 4 months ago
Lol.. it was too good to be true. Cus yenno, I've met girls like her... they do it up big when dudes are around.
monkeysodope 4 months ago
Good story? It could have been summed up in one sentence: "My friend stalked her, didn't get to date her and now I work with her (when she feels like it)"
MisterWin 4 months ago 120
@MisterWin jealous much?
lundwed 3 months ago
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MisterWin 3 months ago
@MisterWin Makes it more interesting though
milkweed93 2 months ago
Do you think she'll appear on a new video on this channel anytime soon? >___<
Sweetumsh 4 months ago 6
He got back with his girlfriend? ARGH!
Cuthawolf 4 months ago
That impression... It was dead on...
LaPicturesque 4 months ago
"now you want to apply thee eyeshadow like this" OMG I DIED!
angelannarocks 4 months ago
@angelannarocks lmao me too XD
BambiLuvsGaming 4 months ago
6:15 LMFAO best part ever!
Yajmo1500 4 months ago
xD Asians are just sexy all around. Lol your awesome!
XxXBleedingluverXxX 4 months ago
"And then you want to apply your eye shadow like this." XD rofl
emie395 4 months ago 4
BAHAHAHA oh i love ur impersonation of michelle's video in the background of ur friends phone conversation !!!
pinkslipperz16 4 months ago
Now the real question is WHERE IS SHE? lmao.
LaSwagga 4 months ago 6
No guys, a million dollars is a lie. Lmfao, but it must e a decent sum :)
ANormalGuy 4 months ago
so does she SERIOUSLY make a million dollars a day? that seems a little.. idk far fetched.
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Swoozie you are too awesome!!! I want to hang out with you one day!
vaststrider 5 months ago
HAHAHAHA the end was great !! I tried not to laugh soo loud cuz it's past midnight but this totally cracked me up !!!! XD
dslilprincess 5 months ago
jajajaja this was one of the BEST BEST BEEEST VIDEOS Swoozie! amazing!
LimonPower 5 months ago
A million dollars a day? To me, that seems incredibly hard to believe. I think I read somewhere that the highest paid tv actress made 13 million dollars in a whole year, and Michelle Phan said to you she makes that much in two weeks with Youtube videos? You can't make that much off Youtube videos, come on man.
I'm sure she gets millions of views but not millions of dollars.
Guerrillablackdog 5 months ago
@Guerrillablackdog Yeah, I was thinking that it was a bit of a stretch also. It is definitely not THAT much, but certainly quite a bit
josiahstevenmoore 5 months ago
I love that religion is important to you :)
RandaMoody 5 months ago 2
i love your imitation of michelle. LOLL!
NanaNansii 5 months ago
i need to use some of those excuses for my english class XD
Shannyrox101 5 months ago
Yeah.. just searched for 'Asian Girls'
lol..
ChristianWhatever 5 months ago 2
you guys changed your shirts???
mitru111 5 months ago
i didn't know that!! XD awesome
13mizuki1 5 months ago
jesus christ i laughed like a maniac
ZeroZiat 5 months ago
2:42, gave me tears. Whenever you do that face like that lol.
CopyingNinjaKakashi 5 months ago
two words.... LOVED IT :)
wtfwarrior 5 months ago
THAT WAS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!
bzxdd 5 months ago
I have the same Spiderman shirt as you :)
warrior1216 5 months ago
One of my favorite vids... lol... it has the makings of a good romantic comedy. :::Swoon::: I love the Sims usage...lol ^_~
MessyNessy25 5 months ago
Hilarious. I especially love when you try and imitate Michelle's tutorial hehe. At random moments at work when we have annoying customers or it's slow I will randomly say "and then you want to apply your eyeshadow like this" cause most of my coworkers have watched Michelle's tutorials but haven't heard about Press Start so I show them this video :)
QtNicolie 5 months ago
I wish she still had her xanga T_T
livelovelaugh994 5 months ago
"And u wan 2 apply ur eyshaaduuuu liek dis" LOL
xCosplay 5 months ago 2
lmao lmao lmao!
I freakin LOVE your videos.
<3
Rekueru 5 months ago
a million dollars per day?
ibakerboitv 5 months ago 52
@ibakerboitv it is a joke !!!!!!
Alanitoo 4 months ago
@Alanitoo i know dude lmao
ibakerboitv 4 months ago
"You're making wut ?? ('O_o') " LOOOL Pleaase let me stop laughing !! XD
Nice vid + Sims = Awesome :D
MrAmazingAim 5 months ago
holy shit you sound exactly like michelle LOOL
RP88888 5 months ago
stalking much?
obeyter 5 months ago
"And then you need to apply your eye shadow like this " omg you got her voice perfect
Technocrazify 5 months ago 2
$1 MILLION DOLLARS?! A DAY!!!!?!?!??!?!
RachelxRoulette 5 months ago 4
i only came here cause i heard you had another channel and here i am cool man.
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Laugh OUT Stinkin LOUD
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pommecythere 5 months ago
O.O that is so much money
MegannManiacal 5 months ago 5
Dayum bro u r FUNNY loLZ i'll subcribe u!
DesMonDLee24 5 months ago
1mill per day??
w0ppix 5 months ago
Aaaaw so sweet.
k1tsch83 5 months ago
Loved that story. Really loved the way you told it and come on we knew they where getting back together by the end. :)_
rosaines666 5 months ago
OMG I LOVE THIS! HAHAHAH :D
CatEyeMary 5 months ago 2
your boy met michelle phan and was about to ask her out but got back with his ex-girlfriend?!! CRAZY!
NormalBadGood 5 months ago
Love you swoozie and Michelle!! :)
AuroraSky14 5 months ago
Swoozie, does michelle really makes a million a day?? Thats insane!
contagiousFX 5 months ago 26
@contagiousFX Yes, she does make a million a day and yes, he was on a part of Africa that broke as well.^_^
xarofHearts 4 months ago
Nice. I loooove your story telling...it is very entertaining!!! Small world, right?!...and now you know some of my gaming friends, too. That's why never talk bad about anyone, lol! :]
MikisPantry 5 months ago
I love how you mock MIchelle's voice, HAHA!! this story is cool :)
anhz0r 5 months ago
She is not really making a million dollars each day with some make-up videos, is she? Well if you consider the fact, she has crossed the million subscribers line, that she would be a billionare now.
Trockenbrett 5 months ago
@Trockenbrett it's prob a mill a year.
dark1alucard 5 months ago
As soon as you said "she has a thing for asian girls" I knew when Michelle was gonna come in. This is my fav vid of yours so far=) I laughed so hard I had trouble writing this comment...lol!
redlilly83 5 months ago
COINCIDENCE MUCH??
WayBetterDenYou 5 months ago
LOL the way you mock michelle , the way you apply your eyeshadow is sooo funny ! I loved the video !
kimmiz 5 months ago
You're so funnnny
HibaLebanon 5 months ago
i like it when you use the sims in your videos. my fav is still the story of when you played the sims online.
littletinycupcakes 5 months ago
omg ive watched the last 6 seconds of this video an immeasurable number of times LOL
azianangel9293 5 months ago
"and then you wanna apply your eye shadow like thisss" lmfao hilariousss .
HanabiraLoverrr 5 months ago 3
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HanabiraLoverrr 5 months ago
a milliom dollars a day!!!!!!!!!!!!! wow.....
rwpuppyful 5 months ago
wow
SoulcBlue 5 months ago
Interesting story bro :D
sexysilver86 5 months ago
lol cool story
Good Luck
:)
DaveSimonH 5 months ago
i have that exact same shirt lol spiderman ftw
kinguchihasasuke 5 months ago
Amen!
NaJHaikezeh 5 months ago
This was a great story.
angelgirl2001 5 months ago
How the hell do you become a partner?
angelgirl2001 5 months ago
And then you want to apply your eyeshadow like this lol
italianpriest 5 months ago
LOL i love you :)
zeeing 5 months ago
" Do you need Jesus to descend from the heavens, and carry her with a ribbon tied to her?"
I LOLed so freaking hard.
CrystalJupiter 5 months ago 127
@CrystalJupiter = ^______^
PressStart 5 months ago 9
@PressStart Hey sWooZie Stop mockin Michelle.!.........
TheXoxoNano 5 months ago
@TheXoxoNano it's all fun, they're friends. chill
KorXos 5 months ago
@KorXos I Know I know
TheXoxoNano 5 months ago
@PressStart Oh wow, they commented. :D
I've actualy never had a cool youtuber reply to my comment, this is kinda cool.
CrystalJupiter 5 months ago
@CrystalJupiter I KNOW!! xD hillarious!!
LimonPower 5 months ago
Oh my gosh.. great story!! xD
xXAmbreXx 5 months ago
this is COMPLETELY true. -_-
AleexxDude 5 months ago
she makes a million a day from them? YEAA. go confidentiality. LOL =)
kawaiigurl93 5 months ago
LMAO! LOVE YOU SWOOZIE! Your vids are awesomely funny!
FeatMilky 5 months ago
LMAO Imitation XD
spie4eva94 5 months ago
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Brilliant exsuses swoozie.... LOL
MegaGamerD 5 months ago 67