Added: 6 years ago
From: HowToBehave
Views: 68,948
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:

All Comments (150)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • Kimbo slice =)

  • Nice. The only thing that will keep "Muscles" from running away screaming like a girl is cash money. "Muscles" looks like the type of guy that as soon as 's' hits the fan, he would turn tail and run. Now maybe offer him a bear claw or a jelly filled and you might get more performance out of him. He would be refered to as a human shield in our neck of the woods. So yes, feed him donut holes and pepsi, then simply walk behind him, you'll never take a hit I promise.

  • this is bullshit

  • The dude has no gun permit $300-$500 noway not unless you have a Gun!! Dont call this fake.

  • This video is taking the piss. Why is everyone making comments about him been a fool. It's clear to see he's an actor

  • Fuck Tactical Response and that turd Mookie !

  • body guard must be a combination of lot of qualities like- sincerity , punctuality , dedication ,knowladge to tackle the all type of situation ,cool and calm mainded vast knowladge of security and threat

  • Where did you get your training at, Tactical Response ? You look like you could be one of their alumni since they will let anybody take their classes as long as the check clears. You fat piece of fucking monkey shit, pull your head out of your fat ass and wake the fuck up. While you're at it, ask TR for a refund since they ain't qualified to teach shit since its a proven fact that the owner of the company is a fucking liar. Do the world a favor and fall off a bridge. PS, take JY with you fatty.

  • I think most celebrity bodyguards are a shame to the business. Some celebs just want to dress fat sacks of crap in over-sized t-shirts and then think they have a good bodyguard. I bet these fatsos don't know the first thing about being a bodyguard.

  • @jamesmagmar126 Agreed ... but other then some rap guys most top I mean the top ppl in hwd and in corp hire a company that can provide them with real experienced ppl with law enf and or milit backgrounds and all of them carry weapons. They hire a company based on what their friends mostly tell them and the company will provide the agents since many require round the clock protection or ppl on their property and that eats up a lot of hours..

  • This guy is a shame to our business.

  • @solidgearman agreed you are correct sir ..and thats why some have some a bad reputation..

  • A *thorough* bodyguard rarely needs to fight, and is intellectually equipped to more appropriately maneuver difficult situations with his mind rather than his fatso--oops, I mean "muscles"

    rofl @ every piece of (whackazz) data this dude dropped-- & @ the prehistoric dash on that ride.

    At 3c's/hr, he might want to invest in an upgrade of the diggs *brow raised*

    Pa-lease.

    My vajayjay could take this bytch --easily.

  • I hope this was meant to be a joke.

  • This guy is a joke

  • fucking nigger showboy

  • I'm a Duth bodyguard who works in China. This guy is a money-wolf and take a look at the pictures. He takes a picture and a newspaper and plays witrh photoshop. He tries to fool ya... What a joke!!

  • wow i wont want a bodyguard who is with a brain of a peanut.. maybe good for the first one to be killed in action.. just for a shield yeah good.

  • Uneducated fuckface joker, I can take him out anytime, anywhere with my hands tied up behind my back. haha what a joker.

  • I just thought of a better ad Im big and im stupid and I dont care if I die, need a meat shield, mmm I like meat.

  • He wouldn't be good for Close Protection work, as he cannot ever 'blend in' to look the same as the Principle (VIP). He's very doorman looking - BTW, I'm both a doorman and a trained CPO (Bodyguard).

    He's too big to be a CPO, and his size limits the type of work he could undertake. Martial Arts? Yeah, I hold a belt too, but beating crap out of somebody isn't what being a BG is about - it's about Prevention.

  • Most celebrity Body Guards are just that! BODYGUARDS! They are fortunate that most celebrities do not take the time to learn more about what quality Protection Services are all about.

  • This guy is a total tool... He has had no formal training whatsoever he throws in names of arts he would like to master but hasn't had any more then a few hours actually training.

    This guy hasn't had ANY upper scale clients nor will he ever get one due to being a total moron.

    This guy is a door man at a second rate club and that is all he has ever done is toss wine O's out the door.

    And any idoit that would hire a fool like this deserves what he/she would get which is owned.

  • This is shit. He's just having a big wank infront of everyone. He does Martial arts, WOW! The pictures were fake as! What a waste of time!

  • This is a joke!! This is a FAKE!!!!!!!!

  • If this guys clients are TOP NOTCH and he's making $300 to $500 per/hr what the hell is he doing interviewing in a cheap motel room! Furthermore, big guys or should I say "over-weight" bodyguards make big targets, so a smart attacker would no doubt take Mr. Muscles out first - Oh maybe not, I forgot about his martial art skills that can stop bullets!!! What a JOKE!

  • This guy is a JOKE. No one in their right mind would hire this guy to watch their dog, leave alone protect them. I'm a martial artist of over 30 years, but my Glock goes with me on all EP details. Yes, I'm a REAL executive protection specialist, and I think I speak for all EP agents when I say that this guy is a complete joke! No mention of advances, threat assesment, escape & evasion, EP manuevers, or EP ethics for that matter. This guy need to go to a REAL EP school and learn some REAL SKILLS!

  • I just got out of the Marine Corps and have some good training with me. Presently I am interested in this profession and have read a lot on it. Can you make any suggestions?

  • Hey im not in any of this but send me a message and i can give you some info and suggestions on things of this nature.

  • this is a joke right?

  • and for the rest of the people who claim they can do better than him please shut the fuck up. you dont know him, and i dont either. but respect. bullshiters i swear

  • Ummm we can do better. What a joke! "Fluent in finances". LAWL!! How about tactics? Oh he says he is some kind of marial artist, but now days people dont fight. They study the art of ching ching..the sound of the Glock right before it goes BANG! How about cover, concealment, close quarters battle, room clearance, escape and evasion, emergency vehicle operations, tactical reloading, weapon malfunction recovery...The REAL tools of the trade. Hes a digrace to REAL BG's like myself and my partners.

  • yeah he could have said unarmed combat i guess and martial arts could have been rephrased as small arms disarm/ and or takeaways, its all word games but if he doesn't know how to use a gun then there is something wrong with him being a body guard, i mean he could even say crowd control or something if used to be a bouncer, there moron needs to know how to write a resume to.

  • Is it me or do the pictures seem fake?

  • First round knockout by.......Smith&Wession

  • cunt, cunt, cunt!!!!

  • I think I have posted before. BUT OH. MY. GOD. What a fuckwit ! If being a fat fat fuck qualifies as being a BG, then I am WAY underweight! I work with many (often Hip Hop)artists here in HKG and their BGs are all 'king hopeless and at best inept! LO fucking L !

  • I think this so called bodyguard is drunk when he was doing the interview. I fell sorry for him. Good luck to you muscles. You should try comedy films. You might get padi more money

  • What a joke this guy uino bodyguard. He is a joke. A real bodguard is one who has ideally come from a military background, in Britain its with the RMP Royal Military Police, close protection unit and call themselves officers. They are trained to the highest of standards. The best close protection officers are discreet and use planning to avoid any confrontation.

  • I will not be calling muscles nor will I be connecting with him through my "capital" - its not that I dont want his "services" - I just dont think that I'm "fluent" enough...fluent in retard..I dont speak retard - I know one or two words..."I study wing chung, aikido, savate french foot fighting, and 2nd grade algebra"

  • 'Well I am the CEO, Pesident, Manager, Accountant, Secretary, Tea Boy, Cleaner and shit pickerupper of Muscles Kicksass For Money or Crack'. 'I fake all my photos and I am not in the Yellow Pages cause I have no spondulas'. 'I know kung fu, wing wang, dung ding, karate and loads of other marital artaustic words'.' Want a bodyguard pleeeeze call me..pleeezee somebody ring the god-dam phone'.

  • crashbomb, you butthead. every foto is faked. or do you think he is rambo?!

  • "Fluent in finances" HAHAHA! I woldn't trust this fool to shovel the dog shit out of my backyard.

  • if u look at the michael jakson's photo , ull see its fake

  • shit head

  • id give him 3dollars an hour this guy is stupid

  • This guy is a fucking moron, he is probably some cheap, low budget security guard. Maybe he has seen actors, singers, and other wealthy ppl but no way has he been their bodyguard. What a fucking loser.

  • heheheh, will you be good and do not show me ur bloody ass next time. I have security better than u babe. bbbbbbbbbbooooooohhhhhhh shit.

  • Un-proffesional. You need keep your mouth shut. Never talk about your clients/principle

  • I study Stick-Fu, and Ding-Dung style marital arts for my body-grabbing service. I only service female clients, however, and I am an expert in defence (I wear protection).

  • probably has no training or credentials.

  • 300-500 dollars an hour? thats better than Blackwater guys get paid in Iraq... a week.

    this guy sounds like hes wasted. this is all a bunch of crap. and why is it cut so much? probably because the guy pukes on himself.

  • the interviewer should shut up. Big Black would cla cla cla crack this fool. This guy cleans toilets. He doesnt do celebs. Liar.

  • damn, this nigga is cocky

  • i think battle-styles that are meant for defense are great, but a bodyguard should (i think) study something made for offence, not self defense, muay thai is probably the best sport in that genre

  • Praying Mantis is very offensive.

  • hahahahaha fucking funny

  • he dont study kung fu he studies hamburgers.

  • big black is way better than this faggot lol

  • ltspectergc009 Fuck you and fuck your fucking agency you fuck, This guy is a fucking tool, a cunt, a prick of the highest order. Take it for what it is, a joke, you shower of shits!!!

  • this is a joke.... 500 an hr is ridiculous for someone that just has martial arts training and is a huge walking wall. for 500 an hour my agency will furnish an armored car, and two TRAINED personal protection specialists with a frigin little bird following you around. . .great image for the industry...

  • is this a joke?

  • He has studied under the Wang Chung martial arts discipline.

  • Give me at T, give me an O, give me another O, give me an L, what do you have?

    This guy, a huge tool!!

  • Why are bodyguards always big, slow-ass, burger eatin' chumps? What can they possibly do against a seasoned streetfighter who will run circles around them?

  • what a dumbass

  • "Half kilo" ? what kind of martial art is that? half a kilo of beef paddy?

  • hap kido dumbfuck, but this guy is an idiot

  • it's called Hap Ki Do. and it's south korean and mostly self defense reversal to offense

  • what good is an overweight "bodyguard" who displays himself on utube. he may be a human wall. but he definately lacks the understated, low key, shut your mouth and do your job requirement of an elite ppo. you need more money than sense to hire him.

  • lol michael jackson?

  • I can kick ya but

  • i study clik-clik-pow... you heard of it "muscles"? Know why you can't find your number in the yellow pages? b/c it isn't real. 1star thanks for playing.

  • What a Fat, Useless Piece of SHIT!!! I wouldnt pay 5c an hour!!!

  • Big Joke!

  • Pfft, BiG Bl4cK take him down ez.

  • DAMN, Guys like this realy give CPO's a bad name...

    "Muscles",yeah right, that would be just as funny as "brains"...what a joke!

    Very unprofesional.

    Check out those fake and photoshopped paper articles whahaha!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • I could lay that fat motherfucker out in about 5 seconds with a round house power shot and choke him to death with his $5.00 necktie.

  • This guy "might" be good at what he does, but he comes across as a friggin' idiot. He misused all sorts of words throughout his mangled interview, reminds me of the "In Living Color" skits where the jailhouse lawyer was always confusing legal terms with masturbation terms etc

  • i thought this was real?

  • This guy reminds me of "Rain man"...lol..."that client's activity won't reflect on me"...lmao...Oh yeah...even if ur client is a drug dealer?....Y don't u tell that 2 the cops when they beat the crap out of u on the floor?

  • OMG he is flipping photoshopped in a bad way next to Gates and Stewart what a fake.

  • This guy is a poser.

  • MR. SOUTH CAROLINA

    SUCH AS... Like IRAQ and SuCH AS...

    Not In the Yellow Pages..

    FLUENT SOLVENT?

    And such as.

    Mexico OR Tijuana?

    Rolling around in BH ha ha ha

    I am a Mardgel Artiss.. Drunk?  Unruly?

    Goes by Checkbook.. Mastercard or GREEN? Can't give names. BIG WIG... People in General Fluent in Finances. Capital.. that's it..

    3rd grader????????

  • Upscale, Top Notch, Fluent....

    Put on some VELCRO HA HA HA

    And Among other sorts...

    Such as.. Iraq and such as

    Biggest fool on the net.

    I sst

  • hey he told a drunk guy to take a hike and he dosent carry a gun. sounds like a bad ass to me . im sure alot of small white guys wouldnt mess with him.

  • He looks like a joke

  • this guy is great...he doesn't even laugh!!

  • shut the fuck up you big ass fag

  • Umm i dont care how expensive or how cheap he is. If he doesn't carry a gun nothanks. What would happen if he shot at by a gun men 150yards away.

  • Seriously. this guy is the bomb. He not only chews bullets... but donuts as well

  • come on muscles might just be the one that stays by your side in a bad moment and kill a fucker for you there is always a place for people like muscles GO GET EM MUSCLES

  • 300 buck an hour.wow show some repect he is able to secure those kinds of funds.you guys are just jealious of him

  • He's bullshitting - Bodyguards don't get paid that much! £200 a day perhaps and £300 a day for working abroad. High risk work pays more for obvious reasons.

    I doubt he knows the first thng about it.

  • no way he would die for his client. Get rather a record deal Mr. Show man

  • only on america!who has 300 pds and dont even 1 neurone working could belive him self to be a bodyguard personaly I dont now nobody executives or VIP"S to hire this kind of " BODYGUARDS" COULD BE LIKE THE TRAININGS WHAT SAME BODYGUARDS COMPANY R SHOWING ON YOUTUBE OTHER MARKETING PRODUCT TO MAKE MONEY , AND SAME STUPID PEOPLES PAY FOR THIS CRAP TRAINING IM SORRY FOR WHO GET ON A SITUATION WITH THIS BODYGUARD MUSCLES A MONKEY OR WHO PUT HIS LIFE UNDER THE PROTECTION OF PEOPLES WITH THIS TRAININGS

  • This guys a monkey

  • This guy is an idiot. Don't listen to this douchebag. He doesn't naturally talk that way and I can guarentee he get's more pleasure out of the attention he gets than doing his actual job. LOL. The music at the end is funny though. "Call Muscles..... AND I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU!!!!!" Lol.

  • Is this guy drunk/high? Or is it the "audio"?...Lmao...U don't have 2 b huge 2 b a bodyguard...U have 2 b sharp, fast n ready @ all times. I know this, I work 4 the UN as 1 !!!

  • this guy is an idiot. if you protect a criminal and the cops bust in you will do time so i hope that capital is worthn it. this guy has no, i repeat no skills in communication which is skill one for any protector. do not listen to this idiot.

  • this dint make me laugh but i have to admit he is a litle bit cocky

  • this guy reminds me of my cousin, my cousin is a fucking pussy

  • Amusing. I've been probodyG almost ten years. This is hiliariously fake. Effective defense does not involve studying a laundry list of martial arts. It involves mastering 2-3 tops as well as more modern, military incapacitation techniques not taught in martial arts schools. Thanks for the laugh though.

  • OH MAN! That was great... "My clients are fluent!"

    Very funny.

  • man. I have 2 bodyguards who are allways with me, i pay em 300$/DAY!! and I showed em this video, and they started to laugh. What a stupid man!

  • Dude what a boring bodyguard. Big Black would be allot more fun to hang out with.

  • no offense muscle, but if i'm payin' somebody 500 a hour to protect me, if wouldn't be you lol

    who agrees?

  • This is so ridiculous, what a joke...haha...Dear god please shut this guy off...$500 an hour for what?? He's so unprofessional - I'd feel safer with a 12 year old softball player.

    YOUTUBE Viewers - PLEASE DO NOT TAKE ANYTHING THIS GUY SAYS SERIOUSLY...you'll probably end up hurt

  • This guy is a joker... A REAL Bodyguard focuses their skills on the threat level, not the size of the client's pocket book. Idiot's like this one create an unsavory image of the real professionals in the industry - this "Walter Mitty" character would most likely get himself and his client killed if he were ever faced with a real threat.

  • B#lls#$t please someone tell him that professionals do use weapons.

  • whats muscles number?

  • Better question - What's he doing on you tube???

  • big mouth

  • wow... I'm lost for words and seriously am concerned for anyone who would hire somebody called muscles, if he's that bad ass lets see him hit the UFC. All the real bodyguards where too busy working to be interviewed.

  • he's awsome

  • Are you Serious? Look at the car he drives, no gun, $500.00 Dollars an hour? are you kidding me? This guy is a joke. I wouldn't pay this guy $10.00 dollars an hour to guard me.

  • this dude wouldnt last 5 seconds in Africa!

  • This IDIOT (for lack of a better term) says he can't give the names of the people he protects, yet, he can show "PHOTOS" of himself and his so-called clients on the INTERNET!!!! Smart, real Smart! By the way - look closely at the photos - you will see that they are super-imposed and faked!! The title of this clip should be: How (NOT) to be a bodyguard.

  • the pictures are jokes lol. why do you think he would be there when michael jackson is getting an award?

  • Last Comment: You let out a word in your title: Should read: How (NOT) to be a Bodyguard. I'm Out!

  • This guy says: "The only thing that draws me to my client(s) is "Capital" ie: MONEY! So it doesn't matter if the client is a Drug Fiend, Serial Rapist, Serial Killer or even a Child Molester! This guy will protect them! He clearly has no ethics or morals. Doesn't care about what the public feels about him protecting such individuals. It's all about the CASH money! I wish I had more time to expose you to those who know less about the protection business - but I've got REAL CLIENTS to protect.

  • Professional bodyguards or EP agents DO NOT go on the internet telling the world and potential "attackers" that "I don't carry a weapon"! I'm sure that would-be attackers stalking your client(s) are thanking you right about now for that vital information! At least they know that your not armed, so they can take you out at a distance, then your client! You IDIOT!!!! You give the business a bad name!!!!

  • I enjoy watching this guy because it's pure entertainment! Who in their right mind (especially high profile clients) would pay (any bodyguard) especially this IDIOT $300.00 to $500.00 PER/HOUR to guard him or her "UNARMED"! Not Bill Gates, Not Martha Stewart, Not Whitney Houston and Not Michael Jackson!

  • I am a current EP (Executive Protection) operative, and this guy is a disgrace to the profession. The photos of him with the various celebs are obvious fakes and the person he claims to be in the photo with, should sue him!!!! Also,most bodyguards that protect high end clients carry a firearm! I won't go on a detail without my Glock 21!!!

  • upscale my ass, they're an ihops

  • I could kick this guys ass and Im a one armed midget with M.S.

  • lol the photoshopped pictures of him with celebs.

  • it seems that this nigah is drunk-D

  • isn't his picture just pasted next to those celebs hahah... the contrast looks all messed up... he sounds for real, but im laughing at the lack of weapon, martial arts are the best its true, in all principles, but in modern day, the lack of gun is plain foolish, especially if they have gun and are simply too far away. The fool. Is he hoping bill gates will pull out an Uzi and save the day?

  • This guy is a disgrace to my proffesion. If he was a profesional he would not call himself a "bodyguard". We in the protection business call ourselves Executive Protection Agents. We are trying to break the sterotype of being a big stupid guy who wears sunglasses indoors. What a dork wannabe.

  • I agree, this guy needs to go back to bouncing at the local bar!! He's a wanna-be plain and simple. Real EP agents wouldn't go on camera looking or talking like that!!! If he thinks his martial art skills will stop a bullet, he's dumber than I thought. Maybe he thinks he can return fire with a reverse punch!!!

  • Bodyguard, Executive Protect Agent, Personal Protection Specialist (the term us real guys normally use), it doesn't matter what the title is - it is how professional and effective you are on the job that matters - in this profession, reputation is everything and you are only as good as your last job.

  • Hes CRAP, Plain and Simple and a Lier!PERIOD!

    This guy is full of it... and himself...

  • LOL all the somments on this is so fcking funny.

    Nobody will hire that fat pig

  • look how old this guys car is, plus the way he speaks and you can tell he is an ex-crackhead, he's not getting 300-500/hour from anyone- pure bullshit!

  • He may have studied the martial arts mentioned but only from a comic book. His English leaves something to be desired as well.

  • is he for real? lookout he knows praying mantis kung fu and wing chun :\

    who the fuck in their right mind would pay someone up to $500 per hour if they can only protect you from one person at a time ie. doesn't carry a weapon

  • Even if he did carry a gun - the real deal pros in our industry (real bodyguards) usually make somewhere between $35 to $100 per hour depending on threat level - it is possible to earn more if the client likes you and pays big bonuses but this is not the norm.

  • What a moron...he can´t even talk right, I wouldn´t want a bodyguard who only thinks about money $...get a real bodyguard who knows what th job is about... not this fucker

  • Muscles: You are the Man. Muscles has worked for me in the past and is an extreme professional. Muscles, Please get into contact with me ASAP. I am in need of your services again. I am back from Japan now and living in LA.

    Best,

    Raijin Shippu

  • Hah. Yeah Right.

  • Definitely gonna use muscles for my next public appearance.

  • Did he say that he studied Wang Chung? The 80's band?  Classic.

  • hey guys stfu u haters this is a real body u see how he acts and everything and plus he is brave dont carry any guns like pussis and u fiveoinc ur shyt u aint no body guard lol

  • Your right - he doesn't carry any guns to protect himself and his client - so I guess (like you say) he's BRAVE - he'll be a brave bodyguard in a casket!!!

  • that mofo tries to talk fancy...fooll

  • I want to be a body guard. In Japan. That would be sweet.

  • I have been in the biz for almost 30 years I wouldn't hire this fool... bYe the way where is his license ? I checked with State couldn't fine one.........

  • FAT PIG lol

  • Awesome....muscles rocks!

Loading...
Alert icon
0 / 00Unsaved Playlist Return to active list
    1. Your queue is empty. Add videos to your queue using this button:
      or sign in to load a different list.
    Loading...Loading...Saving...
    • Clear all videos from this list
    • Learn more