Quark and Rom hit Sisko's office - the best moment of DS9 :)

[btwujustlostTHEGAME]

How Sisko just gives them a sort of warning look and then lets them off is awesome. I think it's a tactic to unnerve them.

[sunnchilde]

Is it just me or isn't it a little unnerving that an assassin could climb in to a access tunnel, crawl over to the commander's office, kill him and then escape without anyone noticing?

[toomanyaccounts]

@sunnchilde

A number of access tunnels have security measures. I think it's obvious Sisko knew they were coming hence why he wasn't surprised.

[trilobright]

@FawxNewbz

I'm glad that in the end Rom ended up with a job where his talent was appreciated, and married to the second hottest girl on the station (after Jadzia and subsequently Ezri).

[DataTasha4Ever]

Will you stop saying that?

Nooooooooo.

[NaSMaX]

Sisko (telepathic messaging): GETTHEFUCKOUTOFMYOFFICE!

[DeusExMJ12]

I wish Rom would of replied with "Nooooooooooooo" when Sisko asked if he could help them. XD

[Pelor188]

MMMMOOOOOOGGGGGYYYYYYYYYYYY

[porpus99]

The funny part is that Sisko didnt even seem surprised by Quarke and Rom appearing out of that Jefferies Tube, and just went back to work.

[VanMan1]

@porpus99 Well, it was in like the sixth or seventh season of DS9, so Sisko has seen Quark and Rom sneak around the station often, especially Quark.

[pscott90]

@porpus99 This is DS9............where absoloutly anything can happen in the next hour......By this point in the series Sisko basically just went with the flow.

[sporks811]

Noooooooooooooooo...

[babylon218]

Sisko: Can I help you gentlemen?

LMAO

Quark: We must have taken a wrong turn

Sisko: It looks that way

Still LMAO

Avery Brooks = Best and funniest actor in DS9.

[333oceanbreeze]

Those little cockroaches!!!!

[peterapgov1]

Which episode did this come from?

[Azdgari1]

@peterapgov1 "The Magnificent Ferengi: - funniest episode of Trek ever.

[randomface54]

@Azdgari1 Nooooooooooooooo. Q2 of Voyager was funnier, it had a replicator refusing Janeway coffee (more commonly known as "attempting suicide", 2 Qs (John de Lancie as Q and his actual son as Q's son who is also called Q) and Seven of Nine (played by Jeri Ryan) naked. What more could you ask for?

[kakashi76767]

@randomface54 well, i could ask that she really be naked

[randomface54]

@kakashi76767 Ok, what more could you ask for that they would be allowed to broadcast. Damn the censors for making them position the camera to cover up Jeri's tits.

[kakashi76767]

@randomface54 Q sucked on voyager and so did his son. also, voyager itself sucked. i could ask for lots more

[randomface54]

@kakashi76767 It's a matter of personal taste. You didn't like it and I respect that. I don't have to agree and it is pointless arguing over personal opinion.

[mdma4life]

@peterapgov1

S06E10 - The Magnificent Ferengi

[jimbopumbapigsticks]

So Sisko is just fine with a) Quark and Rom crawling through the station's nervous system, and b) the fact that there's a secret panel entrance to his office?

[TheRealityJack]

@jimbopumbapigsticks maybe it's his own secret exit. whenever he tells the people in ops he doesn't want to be disturbed in his office, he sneaks out and enjoys himself with some dabo girls xD

[babylon218]

@jimbopumbapigsticks

A) Rom is a maintenance worker, it's his job to crawl through the Jefferies Tubes.

B) Every room on the station has at least one Jefferies Tube hatch.

C) If he cared the scene wouldn't be as funny, would it?

[Muzia22]

sisko just sitting there waiting for a storyline or wanking over security cameras

[Ewokki]

Excellent clip xD

[SilverMcdowell1992]

I love how when Quark talks about his Mom and the Nagus being lovers, Rom says "No..." like it's just funny gossip, then when Quark reveals that she helps him run the ferengi alliance, he's like "NOOOOO!!" like it's a serious diaster.

[Martintheauthor]

@SilverMcdowell1992 That's because from a Ferengi perspective it is. They are EXTREMELY sexist.

[SilverMcdowell1992]

@Martintheauthor I know, I just thought it was hilarious the way the said it. These two are brilliant actors, I'm glad they gave this race a chance to grow out of the...whatever you want to call the ferengi in "Last Outpost"

[zipsrule]

WTF, LOL, OMG ROAFL !

[SirPaFla]

Nah Siskos looking at his screen sure



[AeronPeryton]

@AltataAlcatraz It's impossible for the Siskos to have been around that long? I didn't mean his dad, I meant one of his decedents.

[Saiyanprince1114]

His mouth says, "It looks that way."

His expression says "You have five seconds..."

[blargd]

"Can I help you gentlemen?"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[Dewgma]

Hey, Rom. Did you know that there is comming a new trek film?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Scorptilicus]

Yeah, Sisko's just kind of... sitting there. Staring off. Maybe he's meditating.

[MJ0428]

I Bet Sisko's Thinkin' "Oh Shit" Now :)

[OrionSyndicate]

Sisko was surfing porn...look at his hands....Oh wait, it's his baseball!

[BlueTeamPlayer]

"It looks that way". Which Humon for "Fuck off"

[CaptainPimpSlap]

"I knew we should have taken that right turn at Albuquerque."

[jediknightone]

Sisko is doing nothing and then at the end he's like: "Back to looking cool sitting here"

[MrHoppers002]

if i were sisko i would tell quark and rom next time you decide to pop in my office bring me some donuts and a cup of coffee.

[mattuk56]

NOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooo

NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooo

NOoOOOOoooooooooooo

[plnand]

LOL

[Uridien]

Awesome! Sisko has that Miranda Class model in his office. Can see part of it when the camera is on Quark and Rom.

[AeronPeryton]

@Uridien The Miranda class ship is understandable, that was his post before DS9 and the Defiant. He also has a model Daedalus class ship in his office seen in other episodes. Wonder if it was Captained by a Sisko.

[SSJZTrunks91]

@Uridien Probably the Saratoga

[NusquamNihil]

(one) of the best moments of this series was when Quark and Rom were stealing a Klingon cloaking device - right off of Martok's ship. But they cloaked it, so they could carry it without anyone catching on. But someone was approaching, so they dropped it and both stared at the wall, trying to look inconspicuous. Martok and Sisko walk by, talking about the war, and then stop...and turn around...lol, that scene was awesome. XD

[pollymna]

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[JustPhilNY]

Thanks for breaking my concentration, Quark! I was trying to make that table move by just staring at it.

[mattsmt20]

Im surprised he just let them leave and go about their business

[urbq]

moooookie

[s043487263]

Sisko got caught masturbating ahahahhah lol JK

[CountryHotStuff]

this scene gives me the giggles every time

[samsticka]

Sisko hates Ferengi.

[abanks1959]

@samsticka Sisko doesn't hate Ferengies. Please try to find someone that you can borrow some eps. of DS9. Your judgment is way off.

[samsticka]

@abanks1959 How do you know he doesn't?

[SwordsmanMercenary]

"Oh uh yeah this isn't where I parked my shuttle."

[AlfredRusselWallace]

fuck DS9. worst trek series of them all (enterprise dosent count)

[abanks1959]

@AlfredRusselWallace I guest it was too complicated for you. You probably wish that they would make a twilight series with all of those gay looking vamps. 

[AlfredRusselWallace]

@abanks1959

lol your a dumbass

[mjax1111]

@AlfredRusselWallace It's "you're" a dumb ass. In the future, it might be best to make sure your own posts don't make you look like a dumb ass before putting that label on someone else.

[KentuckyImmigrant]

@AlfredRusselWallace LOL! I have to agree with the "Enterprise" comment.

[willmott2k10]

0:18 can you stop saying that? noooooooooooooooo XD

[samsticka]

What episode is this from?

[Sarc37]

What was Sisko doing, daydreaming?

[Austindude3954]

Nooooooooooooooooo.....

[Tigerman1138]

Must have taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque!

[WilliamBrothers]

Had that conversation kept going, Rom would have hit every note.

[dynasty11211]

I bet after it cut away, sisko must have started laughing uncontrollably.

[pierrepepi]

Sisko: "It looks that way, now, step into my office"

Quark: "why?"

Sisko: "because you f**king fired!"

Still Sisko probably should of placed either a plant there or a stone statue of a naked woman with a urn of water

[willmott2k10]

a normal day for sisko lol

[ComradeRichey]

A fantastic choice, an utterly hillarious moment. I love how Sisko doesn't question it XD

[joshwashposh]

If it wasn't the 24th century and those two things stuck their heads into your office through a vent the reaction would be a lot more violent

[Kaizerworks]

"Would you stop saying that!?"

"...Noooooooo."

[0o0oIANo0o0]

Imagine this scene played out with Obama sat at his desk in the Oval office... lol :D

[elwaps]

dunno which version is funnier... german or english? (: pity i havent got uploaded the whole scene...

[EntinludeX]

Noooooooooooooooooooooo...

[roughy762004]

you can tell Brooks was tryin not to laugh

[georgekostaras]

If they'd have stayed in that office for two more seconds, Sisko would have beaten them with one of his baseball bats.

[Jagent]

Gotta wonder what kind of chewing out Odo got for this.

[Subway0001]

lmfao

[kezzlovesit10]

i totally agree they are the cunts behind the cunts

[Ske11en]

LOL

[SvitaMichal]

Mega loooooool Rom is Best!!!

[XPhileRemi]

Nnnnooo.......

[Jings0b]

Sisko: It looks that way.

*Leaves*

Sisko(thought): Now back to work... Kira... Yeah, I'd tap that.

[Archedgar]

Pfeh no way.

Give me Lita or Ezri over Kira anyday!

[CmdrTobs]

@Archedgar Common.... Jadzia! Alternate universe Jadzia aswel.

[JackJeckel81]

Sisko was watchin klingon porn

[Mario009c]

nooooou

[s043487263]

hahahaah what episode is this from?

[mightyguy345]

@s043487263 the magnificent ferangi, season 6

[s043487263]

thanks but i cant frind the episode what episode number is it from season 6

[MrBasildonboy]

Classic moment.

[monkeyturds]

buahaha

[neonspec]

Nohhhh...

[JustPhilNY]

If this happened a few weeks earlier while Dukat and Weyoun were still on the station, they would have been shot.

[blastardinc]

so much for security

[Tigerman1138]

May I help you GENTLEmen?

[TheOMR3]

No.

[Grykus7]

He's acting like this happens all the time. XD

[R2Parmly]

That's because it does... as Adam mentioned, nothing surprises him anymore when it comes to Quark.

[kardentyrell]

nNNOOoooooooooooh!

[54viruses]

*I should probably put something in front of that...*

Thanks for posting.

[kagemarunl]

I laughed my arse off! This is brilliant! XD

[MadameAdam]

nothing surprises sisko anymore... xD

[KetHalpak]

I love the way he says "Noooo :B". If I could get an AVI of this, I could have people saying random things and him responding with that. XDDDDDDDDDDDD

[surfingthechaos]

@KetHalpak mediaconverter dot oh are gee

[Yass72ForEver]

This is why DS9 is great. Nothing like this would ever happen on the 'prise.

[Legless1000]

no argument there - DS9 is generally much more funny - mainly because of Quark and the Kilingons lol

[topazforest]

This is probably one of the funniest Rom and Quark scenes of the whole series. Rom just pops out of nowhere it always makes me laugh along with all the noooooo's.

[Sidyous]

could have been leading to

noooooo, noooooo, noooooo, no, no

close encounters

[Conchobhar]

Sisko isn't even doing any work!

[lunaseraph1]

lol i know. hes just sitting there calmly!

[kitzlaihel]

Maybe he could hear them talking lol

[sirdidymus62]

Rom is singing!

[Zizrastaen]

This show had such a great sense of humor.

[Aelendris]

Rom: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

:D Man I just love it when Quark says to everyone "But...he's an idiot" And he's so lovely serious about it xD

[Qualcuno1]

loool !

what episode is it ?

[LookinForAWayOut]

season 6 the magnificent ferengi

[jydjr2002]

LMAO!

[NomadSpirit555]

Nooooooooo

[thecoffeemonkey]

is the Sisko just having a good sit, staring blankly into the distance?

[SoCalCoaster521]

That is linear

[dylandior123]

LOL :-p

[refuckulate420]

lmao I love it.

[sternfan75]

Musta taken a wrong turn at Albaquerkee.

[toddsmitts]

Rom's "Noooooooooo".

Almost as good as Senator Vreenak's

"It's a faaaaaaaake!"

[cockroachafro]

Or Litas little lip wobble wimper!

[vgetful]

It was pretty funny but its also quite a contrast to the frengi from ST:TNG when they were seen as a threat (well at the start and were intended to be the big foes till a rethink and the borg were introduced) to quark on DS9 showing themselves to be a nussiance.

[Draknfyre]

@vgetful

I know your comment is 2 years old, but original th Ferengi were meant to be a new bad guy, the replacement for the Klingons. After the first episode with them was filmed, they said neither the cast nor crew could take them seriously again. That's why they didn't became a major bad guy, and only had a few episodes.

[abby0315]

I'm laughing so hard, I have tears rolling out of my eyes. That was a brilliant little scene.

[mintydog06]

lol great stuff.

[QueenThothStar]

LMAO you go to wounder what Sisko was sitting thinking about. Love Quark x

[Arcticclaws]

Avery Brooks has such a commanding presence. Very underrated actor, and underrated Starfleet commander.

[finalfrontier1701]

@Arcticclaws Best Trek Captain ever!

[smcneal057]

@Arcticclaws

Those are the best kinds.

[thewewguy8t88]

@Arcticclaws seriously i know right i mean he is so awsome just in general.

[talaxian1]

@Arcticclaws

No where near Patrick Stewart.

[JustPhilNY]

@talaxian1 He's still better than Janeway.

[1ownjoo2]

@Arcticclaws

I agree when he played Sisko in DS9 i really enjoyed him. Altho sometimes his acting almost seemed TOO emotional. Like he was trying too hard to act. However that voice and large body size he had IMO, made him more of a commanding pressence then the other Captains/Commanders

[trekkie08]

when sisko says can i help rom should of said nooooooooooooooooooooooooo lol

[TheoGary]

I love how Sisko just deadpans like this kind of thing happens every day. XD

[bobthedevastator1]

"May I help you, gentlemen?"

Translation:

"What the HELL?"

[TheoGary]

Yes, kind of like how Tuvok's "Another time, perhaps" really translates to "HELL no!"

:P

[wantsvictory]

"It looks that way" that guy was funnier than people gave him credit for in the series. Miss that show.

[philyburkhill]

Haha, I love it.

Sisko is just staring at nothing

Interupted

Goes back to staring at nothing

[aayjay666]

hahaha! That's genius! I love how even DS9's B stories are funny and entertaining! Love it 5/5!

[Rotarrin]

"I was following you."

ROFL!!

[rtds9fan]

I love how Rom just pops into the scene real fast over Quark's head LOL

[somegermangeek]

Ferengi episodes are the funniest in aaaaall DS9 B:-)

[winglish345]

One of best clips from DS9, the episode 'The Magnificent Ferengi' was one of the best in the sixth season, Rom makes me laugh so much lol

[Kakerot4141]

you can tell what Sisko was saying in his head at the end:

'Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat!'

[ArcaneAzmadi]

That's just great!

[Theomega777]

That was hilarious!

[pattheman777]

I was following you!

LOL

[Duvali]

best star trek series

[sarkat100]

ROFLmy bottom off!

[oxmys]

Sisko: "Can I help you?"

Rom: "Nooooooo!"

[Dorafran86]

Quark- just stop saying that!

Rom-Noooooooooo!:)

[OfficerBuffoni]

Noooooooooooooooooooooo

[Antaresfy]

Hahaha Sisko's face!

[butterbluemchen90]

i love Quarks and Roms as well ^^

[ToneHufford]

No...

No...!

No!