Articulate is the New Black...and Other Rules for 2009

[Leutchik]

Oops! Rush Limbaugh's pill poppin' ass is STILL on the air and the worst asshole in the world, Keith Olbermann, is OFF the air.

[MyThoughtsIhave]

WHITE PEOPLE DONT RUN SHIT... JEW'S DO AND ALWAYS HAVE! NOT WHITE PEOPLE.... LEARN YOUR HISTORY, WHITE'S DIDN'T EVEN START SLAVERY, THE ONLY THING YOU CAN BLAME WHITES FOR IS MURDER AND THE UNGODLY LIKE ACTION'S TO HUMAN BEING'S. SLAVERY WAS ABOUT PROFIT NOT COLOR.

[zion4marchelle]

LOL You are too funny. Why didn't I see this sooner? lol

[babiesareNOMZ]

monkey. nigger. chimp. ape. poop skin. porch monkey

lynch them all!

[MyThoughtsIhave]

@babiesareNOMZ Your funny, I LOVE TO READ WORDS LIKE YOUR'S... while your daughters are sucking and fucking us "black's" and your son's dress, talk and act like they are black, your sports team you love, wouldn't be shit without the black men that play on the team. You should just pray to "YOUR" creator that Our creator dont tell us to get rid of all you fucker's.... But when "OUR" creator COMES for your creator, you and your creator will fall, read your bible people, its coming, GOD'S children.

[MyThoughtsIhave]

@babiesareNOMZ I understand why your upset... Your race will be no more in... 8 to 15 years... The white race will be mixed so bad, it wont be a white race, so after all you devils die out, the world will be what our creator made it to be, full of love, white people "NOT ALL" but white's push hate, love's money over life, after those people that are in power die out.... life will be a better place for whites and black's and all other brother's and sisters of all races.

[sweetfly66]

Besides the never ending videos of my favorite musicians , David`s videos are the best thing on YouTube .... dude , you rock really hard .

[Rousecat]

This is just so good. I too had to watch it again!

[kimmaytube]

I loved this. Had to watch again.

Favorited.

[sebkhetsabur]

all i want to say is that they don't really care about us

[BlaccChief]

Damn, this was to funny.

[Plesoteric]

I have to say that very few people parody Professor Cornel West, but you my fellow articulate Negro TV Writer, nailed it down to the hair and the rhyming cadence.

[SparklestheClown]

Well, I'll say one thing David, you have got guts! Your talent is still there! Not sure how to react today! Good one!

[sonicsoundwaveus]

i guess im view 6,667

[iwontell33]

love it

[sonyfucker]

pools closed XD

[pietjePIK]

dude can i ask you a question?

Isn't it that the black people discriminate the wthite people? I've never walked past a group of young afro americans without being shouted at..

Explain please..

[hotties3v3n]

both are the same mate,besides not all black people are assholes.

[sebkhetsabur]

@hotties3v3n AND NOT ALL "WHITE" people are not assholes, just a few

[hotties3v3n]

i did'nt say they were.If i hated white people,i'd hate my own family which i don't.

[MyThoughtsIhave]

@hotties3v3n Never hate white people, OUR creator didnt make us that way. The devil hate's, let them follow their creator and we follow our's.

I know you said you didnt say it but I just saying, GOD" made the white man do what he has done thru out the years, so dont take it out on them. Learn the bible... Love the white man for they all are not the same.

[sebkhetsabur]

@pietjePIK man you don't know shit. it is the white people who discrimate the blacks wake up who do you think rule ameirca it ain't no black people, black president or not....

[MyThoughtsIhave]

@sebkhetsabur Its not the white's fool... its the JEW!

[LinzerDinzer]

I LOVE THIS VIDEO. Let's be best friends.

[rodivus]

You should hang! Go back to europe and live in your cave. Your mother loves big black dicks in her. Hell your real dad is black.

[rodivus]

Bend over you racist coward! your punk ass dont have any power

[ganja1982]

You really have to be a scared, ignorant, pathetic little man to hate an entire race of people because they're different than you. If you've ever wondered why you're so unhappy and you're life sucks, it's because you're focusing all your energy on hating people instead of enjoying all the good sh*t life has to offer. So keep on hating the whole world, but guess what? I'm not going to hate you back. I feel to sorry for you.

[blockthis08]

1:53  LOL

[TeenageWildlife]

i love it

[bms4lifem3]

LOL Another great vid Dave.

[bms4lifem3]

#10 applicable to you. 1:42

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[4yumikid]

I like the last one. lol

[beatwaff]

i like number 8

[SlaveToNoOne]

PULL THOSE PANTS UP!

[1studentoftruth]

You have cornell west down pat.

[simple509]

What happened to the N.I.C???

[omovies]

Smart & funny... what's not to like? 5/5

[Craydon]

I hate you.

[obamawalker]

I love it. Instant fav. Please bring back the Blind Black Republican. Or just make another video period!

[benanaman]

So having a black president isnt the end of racism... but you've got to admit... it's gotta be pretty damn close though right?

[independentwarrior]

benanaman, racism is not now were near the end. its just getting worse and the media aint telling yous. all us americans are soon to be slaves under obama if things dont change. the next holocaust is being awaking in america learn the truth about obama. hes trying to walk the same road adolph hitler once tried.

[murky1177]

@benanaman: that's a pretty ridiculous comment. the election of barack obama is the end of all the presidents being white. did the skies open up on inauguration day and suddenly hoor the broken treaties that took away Indian land? are rural black being compensated for being operated on unethically by doctors or having companies drop pig shit and toxins in their water? cont...

[murky1177]

it's very easy for a prejudiced person to say the obamas are ok but the rest of the blacks are ugly/dirty/violent... Besides, some say that about the Obamas too! If your uncle gets a great job, does your life automatically change? Then why would a black president -- opposed by 48% of voters -- mean racism disappeared?

[ariaane]

Pro sodomy = in support of homosexual *behaviour*.

That it occurs amongst people does not mean one automatically grants license and approval of it.

Paedophilia, theft, murder etc occurs in society- I don't deny that they occur. Yet I dissaprove of all the aforementioned behaviours. Comprende?

[murky1177]

arianne. these comparisons are very odious. pedophilia, theft, and murder are all done without consent: that is the nature of the crime. nonconsensual homosexual sex would be rape, like it would be among heteros. but consensual homosex cannot be equated with those violations of consideration.

and, umm, who needs your "license and approval." do you get mine for everything you do?

[ariaane]

Never once did I say that paedophilia is akin to sodomy.

YOU asked me what was meant by the term pro sodomy, as homosexuality occurs whether or not I like it.

I answered you by explaining to you that existence of a behaviour does not mean that all will grant approval of it. I then gave examples of some behaviours that exist in society, but are not looked upon aprprovingly by most of society.

Stop erecting red herrings. It adds no strength to your argument nor cause.

[murky1177]

my dear arianne: you said precisely that homosex and pedoph are "akin." You said they were both in the category of "behaviors that exist in society but are not looked upon approvingly by most of society. In an earlier message, you said you disapproved of them all. Another likening. I argued that they belong in separate categories.

BTW, I don't know about public opinion in the UK, but in the US it's not clear that "most" disapprove of homosex anymore acc to opinion polls.

[benanaman]

Wow. I sure openned a can of worms. hehe. Excellent.

[0mnipotent0verlord]

I love you so much.

[ariaane]

At number 6: So let me get this right, black Americans are now pro sodomy? You are aware the DL is ravaging your community with HIV/ AIDs, and that according to the Centre of Disease Control, the 5% of the Men who have sex with men' population make up 70% of HIV cases.

My how Black Americans have fallen- thankfully there are other blacks to keep some sanity and greatness going. Hispanics will be the largest ethnic minority by around 2050 and thank goodness as well. I am embarrassed by you

[murky1177]

at ariaane: what the hell does pro-sodomy mean? that's like being pro-oxygen. it exists. what's stupid is to try to deny it or obliterate it. if you don't wanna do it, then don't do it.

[thebigt82]

Nice to see the professor is back in business for 2009

[enigmatically]

This video kicked ass...5-stars, favorited, subscribed. :)

[yourstudio]

your good keep doing what u doin smart and funny

[HomoGeneyes]

One by one the small business associations and workers of Middle America fell to the power of the CORPORATE GRAND SCHEME. But there were some who resisted. A Last alliance of men, women, boys, fathers, grandfathers and the future forefathers, marched to the power of the virtual world. There they fight for the freedom of OBAMA NATION.

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[doctoradancer]

LAWDY!!! I will most definitely live by them thar rules! AMAZING! Brother Clifton is back, thank gawd he's back.

[theseawasred]

Oh fuck the Britney Spears thing was awesome.

[carlosasolis]

When are we having the Blind Black Republican Back?

-A Conservative Warrior

[raynabeth]

8 was the best oh yeah

[pmayes]

Marvelous, simply Marvelous!

[knnyphph]

I love you! :D

[shecancreate]

Oh My! you did it again. this was you best video yet. keep 'em coming!

[AdmiralMoo]

Awesome on every level.

[angelina247]

You rock! We gonna have a good time -- in 2009!

[HomoGeneyes]

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[petecorn]

Good to have u back!

[therubicon]

At least Al Sharpton is Funny and has Keen suits.

Jessie Jackson is just a punk ass bitch

[CardboardMarzipan]

I saw a couple of NewsinColor vids and decided to subscribe - this is the first one I've seen since my subscription began. Good stuff! I am pleased. :) *claps* Though I'm not sure Rush Limbaugh's ass can be kicked anywhere, we'll just have to wait until he gets old and snuffs it, I think. :(

[mattlaw25]

laughing at "bailout queen" hahaha

[colanthony]

YES!!!! no need to listen to jesse jackson or al sharpton! thank GOD!!!!!!

great piece!

[mellowfellow16]

love it!

[Loneninjaturtle]

"I sure did, and I can, because I'm black!" Lol, great

[2of6Solutions]

Welcome back. Great stuff!

[scasey1960]

Outrageous!! Good show!!

[djben1977]

I have been subscribed to you for a a while, and have always enjoyed you and your characters. But, dayum!! This piece needs an award. It's beyond an excellent piece of work. I give you 5, that's five BRAVO stars *****

[PowersofKhan]

clever stuff. keep on keeping on.

[ViolentRiC]

This was worth the wait. Man, you should run for prez (what do I care? I'm English). Just imagine...you could be the 2nd black president.

[gregrexx]

Love it. Humorous and true.

[lostindisillusion]

hey clif - when you address your brothers and sisters, does that not apply to white ppl? i've always wondered that!

awesome vid :]

[TheRodT]

yeah it includes you as well

[lostindisillusion]

LOL thanks

[NewsInColor]

it most certainly does!

[trebor06]

This is much better than ''Chocolate News''!!

[Alphacat]

AMEN on Rush Limbaugh! hahahaha nice 5*s

[ojgville]

CNN should have given you a show.

[spazfox]

I have missed this so much!

[pogobat]

Hilarity with a point. Keep it up!

[MaskedRetriever]

Beautiful as always, David. Clifton East is probably my favorite of your characters, although that EXCELLENT William F. Buckley sendup is certainly a close second.

Adding a third post- to post-post-modernism? Gets funnier every time I hear it.

[Rushlight]

awesome lol

[Martinalutherking]

I love this! I love you! I wish you didn't look so much like an Uncle Tom!

Anyway! I think you are brilliant. I laughed my ass off! Bailouts the new welfare! Shienqua! LOl

[dankbot420]

this guy should be on tv

[majixone77]

Right on Brother East! LOL

On the Money Brother

[HabsRule92Remy92]

Jeez I do regret what I did last night....... How weird.....

[FansFiltration]

One of your all time best skits!

Right on the money.

[Slntpsych]

Funny and true. Awesome stuff.

[Katalyzt]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahaha!!! Rule #5 was/is very clever! But every one of them are funny rules all together. ★★★★★

Katalyzt

[robertantonnyc]

Hey Jumoke, Love the music. Is that all you?

Just finished my work out this morning. Juicing some fruit with some spirulina.

On my way to Florida today. Catch some waves. lol

[jayleeds2006]

All very, very good points. Well done. I hope this goes viral. So many people need to get this into their heads.

[Xelanderthomas]

I love you man.

[SonofMrPeanut]

I'm a Christian, and I'll say it's ABOUT TIME we got Obama up there. Ever since Regan, politicians have been using the Lord's name for the sake of greed, violence, etc. but covering that up by saying "values" are being maintained in the culture. You may not be saying "Jesus Christ" every 10 seconds, but that's still breaking the 3rd.

It's time to show America what real Christians are about so they can understand and not bash us all because of a few dunces.

[idiley]

'post-post-post-modern intellect' dead! lol glad to have you back

[midget2730]

wow! you're up late

[JBSauce]

10 very good rules for surviving '09! And yes, I can't wait until Sharpton and Jackson are out of a job. The parking meter has run out on whatever relevance they had in the past.

[murky1177]

JBSauce: I think it's very unfortunate to say that Sharpton and Jackson are not *relevant. Fox and other news outlets have tried to make them seem like ambulance-chasers, but they are doing exactly what King did -- go from city to city and try to raise the media profile of housing discrimination, voter disfranchisement, and police brutality. When those things no longer happen, then AS and JJ will be irrelevant. Being tired of their faces is not the same as their not being relevant IMO