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i like dane cook AND george lopez its just my opinion to me dane cook is funny and so is george lopez-dont hate on people just because they like somthing you dont
i never heard dane cooks jokes before. or watched him. wen he was on i just change the channel cuz the part i was on was super boring. i wuld pick george lopez for sure. hes fking funny. i watch his episode all the time =]
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he speaks the truth in a humorous way! like the bribing 5:50 "they dont let in people who cant walk right in mddonalds" typical mexican or hispanic family lol
there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you[warnig real) a good way to scare your self :P let's see what will you do hahaha !!!!
"want me to hit you for real" MY GRANDMA ALWAYS DOSE THAT!....and unfortunatly passes on to my mother ._., but i would do that to my kids :) hit your kids, because TALKING enver teaches a lesson
Just dont hit them in anger hit them to punish them!! Most parents get mad at the children the release their anger out on them!! Some dont even notice the difference between punishing and hitting!!
we all do man. just hang in there. hes a popular black man married to a philipeno woman... its not easy for him just remember that, hahahahahahahaha. his wife is hot though
everyone says that but i dont really believe that. and iv watched alot of comedy and iv watched alot of mencea. i honestly havent heard him say anything remotly close to this. but if someone could send me a link to a vid of him i would greatly appreceate it.
I want to thank all of you that voted for sheriff Joe in phoenix this last election. He will continue to rid our streets of the illegal mexicans and the crime they continue to bring to America
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Fuck porky Iglesias !!!!
marc122979 7 months ago
88 people are black
madeindade1000 10 months ago
gabriel iglesias is much better
moss020697 10 months ago
I really admire this man! Having a chance to meet him would be incredible!
LightButDark575 1 year ago
George lopez remains me of my tio besides that George lopez is the best comedian around viva la raza
MrCowboys08 1 year ago
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itrapordie23 1 year ago
he is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
onthesaddle100 1 year ago
one day you'll be 84 too.
haybaxt 1 year ago
I love George he's the bomb :)
devilsangel4ever 1 year ago
its called spanglish
mshippy19 1 year ago
George da Man
deedooc 1 year ago 2
lol max its your daddy :)
GHSergioSH 2 years ago
what a mexican he cool
2DBOY93 2 years ago
Only two minutes was funny. And I usually love him. :(
CatpurrRobertaBobbi 2 years ago
"Courtney you get in the car!!"
LMAO!
janin101 2 years ago
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Anyone know where I can find the Funsavers bit?
Gimmer44 2 years ago
Does anyone know where I can find the Funsavers bit?
Gimmer44 2 years ago
haha I love george lopez
and his show
hes so funny!(:
marisa2014 2 years ago 5
i like dane cook AND george lopez its just my opinion to me dane cook is funny and so is george lopez-dont hate on people just because they like somthing you dont
KawaiiRaBiTt 2 years ago 6
i love george lopez,
he freakin cracks me up(:
bubblicous818 2 years ago 7
lmao i speak a little sp. and i know what hes saying
clubpenguinfansitect 2 years ago
hes so funny i love hes show
juicystar03 2 years ago 6
haha
sienipata 2 years ago
LMAOO PiP3R!!! HAHAH
VAL3Ri312 2 years ago
Haha :)
Love him.
chrsitinac 2 years ago
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Hes my friend on myspace My name on myspace is John Stone
yodude2015 2 years ago
george lopez ftw
gokabo7 2 years ago
whats ftw?
Ztipis 2 years ago
for the win
gokabo7 2 years ago 2
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Fuck The World
GANGSTAR1232008 2 years ago
That is ture wat he says but it is funny the way he says it
havefun124684 2 years ago
i never heard dane cooks jokes before. or watched him. wen he was on i just change the channel cuz the part i was on was super boring. i wuld pick george lopez for sure. hes fking funny. i watch his episode all the time =]
Church96 2 years ago
DANES FUNNY AS HELL
darklink11111111111 2 years ago
sike
add1ctedg33k 2 years ago
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Dane Sucks Dick he steals jokes
ZackATTACK42 2 years ago
both are very funny
cpcobra70cp 2 years ago 2
george lopez all the way!!!
soccerluver6701 2 years ago 3
thats funny
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GambitsGirl1 2 years ago
My mom does the same exact thing, we ain't Mexican but we are Spanish. She would hit my little brother then ask him why he is crying?
Pokemaster08 2 years ago 6
GEORGE LOPEZ IS DAH WAY TO GO!
:D
d12lookslikeyou 2 years ago 3
dane cook or george lopez
sk8rguy4life1123 2 years ago
both
slipperywhenwet5 2 years ago
definatly george lopez
Yesi52252 2 years ago 15
Neither, GEORGE CARLIN
Blitz3086 2 years ago
both
magiciangirl11 2 years ago
george lopez
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Money- you will find a wad of $200 in cash
Love- Your crush or lover will kiss you or ask you out
george21151 2 years ago
orale george lopez is the best
bloo675 2 years ago 4
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Canogirl05 2 years ago
Cortney get in the car!
XDDD
halolegend48 2 years ago 2
he soo sexxxyy ayyy
almostask8r27 2 years ago
Happy Birthday, Señor Lopez.
theelvisguy 2 years ago
you member
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rodrigoreyes32 2 years ago
lol george lopez i the funniest commedian ever.and the stuff he says is funny because its how we mexicans really are
skerg671 2 years ago 7
lol
justacritic2009 2 years ago
GEORGE LOPEZZZZ ALWAYS ♥
dayum322 2 years ago 4
hey the gig with him dropping the mic, carlos mencia stole it !!!! =O
MAN i love carlos mencia too, didnt no that wen ppl sed he stole stuff of George Lopez, they were serious! holy damn!
DvSFoX 2 years ago
george lopez is so right about the way mexicans treat their childre
jyhagen 2 years ago
Lol George has some serious crackhead eyes :)
kurantwin1 2 years ago
whats the episode called when benny is depressed and george brings back mc cloud
OAYOUB10 2 years ago 2
I think its called you dropped a mom on me
LOZmaster85RB 2 years ago
dudee everytime my dad hits me && i start cryinq he always says do you want me to really make you cry.! but in spanish.
hahaha george lopez reminds me of my dad sooo much.!
swaqquhriffic 2 years ago
lol haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa =)=)=)=)
99blazerclaw5 2 years ago 2
what does that mean?
court69522 2 years ago
quit being black nasty
JbabyForlife23 2 years ago
not really, it says take that nasty black off.
LocoLuigi5 2 years ago
haha quita ese negro cochino haha
run3sc4p309 2 years ago
When He Beat "Piper" That Made Me Remember This Episode Of George Lopez Where Carmen Fights A Girl Named Piper.
LuckyMew12 2 years ago
the best stand up comedian!!
LocoAurinegro 2 years ago
jajajaja he is the man!
he speaks the truth in a humorous way! like the bribing 5:50 "they dont let in people who cant walk right in mddonalds" typical mexican or hispanic family lol
Pasguiroq 2 years ago
He's the best comedian he's da bomb
mexicangurl63 2 years ago 6
he cool!
101taresh 2 years ago 4
I like it when you said y are you ciring.
ilianasanchez10 2 years ago 2
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there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you[warnig real) a good way to scare your self :P let's see what will you do hahaha !!!!
KJSwish 2 years ago
fuck u
drummahh813 2 years ago
awsome
elmenthater 2 years ago 4
this dude is like batman
evanjames123456789 2 years ago
how?
wrestlinchamp672 2 years ago 4
just awesome
evanjames123456789 2 years ago 7
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I LOVE GEORGE! but he can swear too much! he should control the cussing LOL
I love how he also speaks spanish in his comedy, it makes it funnier! im lucky i can speak spanish!
LizSmiles3 2 years ago
George Lopez and Steve Harvey are Two smooooooth men!!
Minordd3 2 years ago
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simpsonsmaker 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO ROFL
JOEISMYHUBBY1 2 years ago
theres only whitee ppl there haha
miggysk8r 2 years ago
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volleybalgrl95 3 years ago
hahaha...31 flavours thats good shit
Code551 3 years ago
I love how he talks in english, but throws in spanish words in!
sidgirl96 3 years ago 24
spanglish llD
InsAInCroManiaCk 3 years ago 7
its called spanglish
FireyDan 2 years ago
@sidgirl96 it's called spanglish you dumb fuck.
overusedwords 1 year ago
spanglish
Animefan239 1 year ago
@sidgirl96 it's called Spanglish.
klee3310 11 months ago
@sidgirl96 it's called spanglish, derp
laielliisrandom 3 months ago
that piper shyt wazz funny
WiCKeD42O 3 years ago
LMFAO
CvHottie331 3 years ago
LA RAZA !
babyphilster 3 years ago 3
that wuz HILARS!! LOL!!!
skitttles456 3 years ago
dame he said my name and where can i find the one where he pee him self cause of his parent got drunk
jojobobococo 3 years ago
does anyone know which part he talks about the you aint shit balloon ??
BeautybyBee 3 years ago
Listen Here Piper !!!
HRIPH 3 years ago
i know huh?
IamSeanfromZarcazm 3 years ago
his stand up is pretty good, but his show is soooo much better. he's just extremely funny, i dunno.
ChrisCanberg 3 years ago
LMAO
LeMusiqueCritique 3 years ago
lol
mudkipXdilligafX 3 years ago
the same words pop out on the screen
already
PUERTORICO4LIF1234 3 years ago
"want me to hit you for real" MY GRANDMA ALWAYS DOSE THAT!....and unfortunatly passes on to my mother ._., but i would do that to my kids :) hit your kids, because TALKING enver teaches a lesson
bigbuck900 3 years ago 6
i know
thos spoiled children that have never been disclipined.
hate em
PieOfTheNight 3 years ago
Just dont hit them in anger hit them to punish them!! Most parents get mad at the children the release their anger out on them!! Some dont even notice the difference between punishing and hitting!!
Stargirllover8 3 years ago 3
i love George Lopez!
sharbearr 3 years ago 5
lmfaooooooooo! why u crying!!! lol u want me 2 hit u 4real lol
benzbabi3 3 years ago
hahahahahaha XD george lopez is AAAAAMAZING (:
AlisWebcam 3 years ago 3
haha WHY U CRYING! george lopez is funny! i love he's TV show
Montesgirl78 3 years ago 5
lol very very funny!
jonasbrosrockmylife1 3 years ago 2
lol funny!
Montesgirl78 3 years ago 2
george lopez is funny
thenoonle 3 years ago 2
lol parents are pussy's now days
1piecemage 3 years ago
Russel Peters a George Lopez are the best XD
1piecemage 3 years ago
"Stop crying before i give you a reason to cry!" That's what i was always told and that's what i'm gonna tell my kids.
sammtherockstarr 3 years ago
Why you crying? We need more parents to be beating these rotten-ass kids.
DemonWarp65 3 years ago
shut up they should wup you
nani1857 3 years ago
spare the rod spoil the child XD
SUPERSPARTAN992 3 years ago
why u cryin now?
skitttles456 3 years ago
your the funnest
hoing1 3 years ago 5
Did you ever realise that he ALWAYS wears long sleeve shirts. He never wears short sleeve shirst in CA.
chadheck96 3 years ago
he fucking rocks.
GL forever
MJszbabii58 3 years ago 5
george lopez is my fav. comedian p.s. i love this vid. : )
katangel2008 3 years ago 3
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He's such a jerk.
goonies3000 3 years ago
awseom video
GIRK21 3 years ago 2
Carlos Mencia has nothing on this guy
And gabriel iglesias is funny too
along side with dane cook
i would pay alot of money to go watch dane cook,george lopez,gabriel iglesias and katt williams
596117z 3 years ago 12
cook and williams are a joke amigo.
GhostRaven 3 years ago 4
Cook is but Katt is hilarious
musiqman24 3 years ago 3
Dont Forget About Dave Chapelle......
I Miss His Show So Much, Goddamn MofM
SmithRaiderHorn 3 years ago
we all do man. just hang in there. hes a popular black man married to a philipeno woman... its not easy for him just remember that, hahahahahahahaha. his wife is hot though
Tangiepoon 3 years ago
he's latino
NathanSheon 3 years ago
He was funny! but I think his show had 2 many commercials
gaza4500 3 years ago
ha ha ha ha ha ha omg im rolling on the floor ha ha ha
yoshilover442 3 years ago 5
This guy is sooo much funnier then carlos mencia
xXxTexcutiexXx 3 years ago 12
And, Carlos steals jokes
froog25 3 years ago
everyone says that but i dont really believe that. and iv watched alot of comedy and iv watched alot of mencea. i honestly havent heard him say anything remotly close to this. but if someone could send me a link to a vid of him i would greatly appreceate it.
Tangiepoon 3 years ago
damn AVS video converter
akash363423 3 years ago
"omg my mom would beat the crap out of me with a corn HUSK HAR HAR HAR"
wing54 3 years ago
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It is funny seeing other spicks think this is funny. Stereotypes FTW!
wing54 3 years ago
lol. this is so true.
SMACK.
why you crying? why? I barely touched you!
hahahaha. they all say that!
if you said 'you just slapped me', you'd have something more coming your way. XD
boredomisnevergood 3 years ago 3
usa never going to get us latino out because we come back always
jr10f 3 years ago
George Lopez uses this stuff in his show ITS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!
ainmelover321 3 years ago
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I want to thank all of you that voted for sheriff Joe in phoenix this last election. He will continue to rid our streets of the illegal mexicans and the crime they continue to bring to America
phoenixaz76 3 years ago
cant deport us all hahaha bitch, fuck you, your family and sheman joe...
robotsandtrash 3 years ago 3
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sheriff joe arpaio FUCK THAT PUTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MEMORIEZREMAIN 3 years ago
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yaaaa white power
nickbellskater 3 years ago
nigga shut the fuck up and stop watching if u trashin on latinos aight!!
MEMORIEZREMAIN 3 years ago 4
Hispanics sign their checks with spray paint cans.
zekal10 3 years ago 2
GEORGE LOPEZ is so freaking FUNNY!! =D
arabellaguilar 3 years ago 7
i could never do nothing!!!!!!!!!hahaah fucken SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAA
AHAA
AHAHA
hahaahahahahaah
hahahahah
hahahahahahaha
hahaahahahahahaha
hahaha george lopez is the best comedian
i know...i can watch him all day
dropdeadg420 3 years ago 5
you fking stepped on my corn fker come here! -Bam bam bam bam bam bam BAM- It didn't fit.. ROFLMFAO
MaplerLeo 3 years ago
George Lopez rules!
louiskgkim 3 years ago 9
luv ur show
therealmuffinman922 3 years ago 2
U stop crying! *smack* lol!!
skitttles456 3 years ago
man this vid makes me realise...Blacks & Latinos are EXACTLY the same
DevilGene419 3 years ago 7
what the fuck is with that logo that keeps popping up!?! its annoying!
sycoboy1010 3 years ago 2
just ignore it. it'll seem like it went away when you get used to it after a while
marukio100 3 years ago 5
lol man all the way !!
nicolesbff1 3 years ago
hay whach falling up
spongguy 3 years ago
101
mo4form 3 years ago
"white mothers are the only ones that getarrested-amatures!" FUNNY AS FUCK!!
JAZZ2214 3 years ago 7
Lol so faking funny!
JonasSucks4Life 3 years ago 3
why are you crying lol
puckboyhawks 3 years ago 4
lol so fucking funny but so fucking recist because my mom is white and so am i
Owner0123 3 years ago
BUT YOU KNOW HE'S JOKING.
Litt13Payaso 3 years ago 5
ha ha. look at his face at 1:15! that's funny.
lexibobexi1230 3 years ago
omg there's a kid named Richard Pryor III at my old school LOL.
sana16230 3 years ago
Dakota, I'm talking to your sister. Piper!
Courtney get in the car!
Haha I love his impressions of white parents.
LisaKleypas 3 years ago 3
he is racist yet hillarious at the same time lol
richards98 3 years ago
he is one funny mother fucker lol
sweetlatinagurl18 3 years ago 2
lol
GreenQueen32 3 years ago
damn i hate the stupid web site thing in the middle of the screen
villain209 3 years ago 5