Hooked On Monkey Phonics (Commentary)

[Disengage22]

That awkward moment when you don't know if your friend will sue you or not

[bealtespip123]

I love how Butters is a jerk in this episode. Ha ha. XD

[WoodstockProd]

I got a ton of friends who're homeschooled and I doubt most of them have are gonna be in college next year and I'm certain they'll be eaten alive!

[Strikerz0r]

so what is "kroksuldifivi" or how ever you spell it :D ?????

[TwinDragons310]

I knew a group of sisters that are home-schooled & the 3 of them had NO social skills & so nerdy. It got annoying after a while.

[halloweenfan92]

GET OVER HERE YOU SON OF BITCH PHONICS MONKEY

[Koders333]

this episode got me into Dio when i saw it when i was a kid :]

[NaughtyCockWildDog69]

I wish they would talk about why the fuck Dio was in the video. It was so random and awesome.

[MetalBru01]

RIP Mary Kay.

[RipperRooFanXZ]

last episode before bergman's suicide

[alanaswiss1]

i love this ep so much!

[Stephen6131]

There should have a National obscenities and slurs spelling bee that would be the only way I would watch one on TV

[FirebirdCamaro1220]

dude the scene at the beginning where cartman just stares at the phonics monkey is hilarious :)

[brookie5650]

funny

[Ambulanceo]

I'm gonna win the spelling bee fo sure mahn!

[DemonFromPerdition]

GODDAMN PHONICS MONKEY

[ArchAngelGuziel00]

Just about everyone who comments needs monkey phonics. Or use spell checker.

[omgtheykilledkenny15]

i wanted them to say why they wanted kyle to fall in love in this episode :(

[Jeffholdsworth]

Interesting fact: Hooked on Phonics came into existence because hundreds of schools adapted a reading system that completely avoids phonics, and revolves around memorizing words, and just kind of figuring phonics out for yourself. Well, I find it interesting.

[TheMedievalHamster]

thumbs up if you want to see each single version of this episode

[bdawg106]

We can say George he won't sue us. Lmao.

[popetaytv]

lol damn

[ember13dp]

does this even count as a full commentary? lol

[louiselovesmagic]

One of my favourite South Park episodes :-)

[Mesquissto]

dude they talk like faggots in every1 of these

[redliberation]

@Mesquissto A faggot would know this... <3

What do you say they sound like when they do Big Gay Al's voice or MR. Slave?

[tottle91]

@Mesquissto GTFO!

[kermicheo]

@Mesquissto well how the fuck do you want them to talk?

[Filipjphry]

the monkey jerking off still makes me laugh like a well, monkey

[tjompiskompis]

Is that little thing mike portnoy? O.O

[hyghiaumtym]

T-H- TH- THERE! HEY THIS IS EASY!! I'M GONNA WIN THAT SPELLING BEE FOR SURE MOM!!! :D (ba doomphh!!) xD xD xD



[HIMYNAMEISEVAN]

Contratulations, you've won the Spelling Bee. You finally have no social skills.

[300daysandnights]

Dio at the bay of pigs memorial dance is the best.

[questionauthoritah]

That would be funny if George Brandon sued them.

[1000huzzahs]

nerds ROCK

[ShadowCrowX]

LOL "even if you win the Spellingbee and become champion, well congratulations, you're a big dork!"

[dude157]

Holy Diver

You've been down too long in the midnight sea

Oh what's becoming of me!

Ride the tiger

You can see his stripes but you know he's clean

Oh don't you see what I mean

Gotta get away

Holy Diver

[questionauthoritah]

@dude157 Holy Diver's lyrics make so much sense.

[steelJ4RV1S]

rofl im homeschool and its exactly like cartman

[Hixlol]

GET OVER HERE YOU SON OF A BITCH PHONICS MONKEY!

[SuperMario1029]

@Hixlol pfttth

[InsaneGamerZone]

im home school and i love south park and i used to go to public schools. i dont find this offensive in any way

[cars812]

@InsaneGamerZone home school a bitch aint it

[bobokk]

Get over here you son of a bitch phonics monkey!

[Dylstew2]

So true,kids are evil ittle bastards.

[darrellkaiser11285]

I wish that they would have mentioned when they started to play music from Star Trek in this episode.

[TheBackOfTheBoat]

@darrellkaiser11285 From public school, your house is just a flicker of light.

[asskakakaka]

0:33 LMFAO.

this is one of the best episodes

[quadriderkyle]

oh my god, phonics monkey killed kenny! Your damn right he did.

[quadriderkyle]

oh my god, phonics monkey killed kenny! Your damn right he did.

[lachmeneger]

i love the fucking mankej

[ShadowCrowX]

LMFAO "kids in spelling bees look like they get beat down by their parents"

[ronjon2565]

ts ts ta tss

[WePlayFPS4U]

Hahahhaha i saw this last night i pissed myself when the monkey jerks off and he gets chair wrong and sez come ere u lil bastard , i nearly pissed myself

[strangledbyakitten57]

i remember i was home schooled for 4th and 5th grade, and when i came to middle school i had no social skills at all =/ so i relate to this episode lol

[PyroXLord]

hey guys if u wanna see all the south park episodes, they're on allsp(.)com, btw this isnt a scam u dont have to do anything just click on the episode u wanna watch and there :) there may be some freakin pop ups but its totally worth it

[TheElectricDreamer93]

Lol Chare.

[callan666]

"country of origin?"

fucking genius lol

[sumoni]

It's true, kids can be cruel.

[VUTFC]

commentary fail

[TheJonathanPace]

I always thought the monkey drummer was a subtle joke against drummers, but apparently not. It's still funny as hell though.

[SuperDuperGir]

After seeing this episode, I have a picture of Kyle and Rebecca on my wall.

right between a pic of Stan and wendy, and a pic of Kenny and Tammi(I think that's her name, i dun remember.)

[fightingirishfan08]

GOD DAMN PHONICS MONKEY SON OF A BITCH!

[dodomastercz]

RIP DIO

[Evolver1138]

For some reason, the way Cartman says "...What the hell is Hooked on Monkey Phonics?" is hilarious to me.

[thegirl44]

"You really are quite good looking, Rebeccah,

You really are quite good looking, Rebeccah,

Rebeccah you really are good looking,

You're a fox"

Maybe my favorite Trey composition ever.

[Chippypipp]

Am I the only one who thinks it's cute that they reffered to their characters as 'our boys''? =]

[Dangler21]

kyle kyle he's our man if he can't do it... I'm out 50 bucks!

[bullbunnies]

these guys must be the biggest stoners ever

[SnoopyMetal]

@bullbunnies they r they admitted it once

[Tentenxhinata]

@SnoopyMetal they admitted it more than once. But at least they get stoned off the clock! xDD

[sampq69]

fuck you

[Igrandov]

DIO RULES!!!

[MrMister0999]

Screw you guys, I'm gonna be home schooled.

[summerzap368]

haha, when they say that they think that kids are just evil little bastards, WELL THEY GOT THAT DAMN RIGHT!! im a kid, now in 7th grade, and in fourth grade, no joke, we were just like the kids in South Park. and it just got worse. Matt, Trey, YOU NAILED IT!! AMEN!

[DotaMaster321]

HOLY DIVER!

[commentguy69]

LMAO dio was at there school in this episode!lmao

[LaHuerca]

lol this episode was on last night

[BlaccBoii]

lmfao! im watching this on mtv right now

home school's awesome guys (cartman voice)

[iNs0mniac91]

Wendy kissed Cartman, and he still criticized Butters, so even Cartman hasn't kissed a girl, b/c Wendy just went up and kissed him, he was all surprised.

[thegirl44]

@iNs0mniac91

Yes, but Cartman's a sociopathic hypocrit who projects what he doesn't like about himself on to others, which explains why he led the charge on Butters for something he, himself, is equally guilty of.

Remember "Lice Capades"?  He started the accusations against specific others having lice when he had it, himself, as well.

[DrunkAtheist]

Anyone else notice that Butters gets his first kiss in this episode and not in 'Butters' Bottom Bitch?'

[Milkman26789Z]

I Thought Kyle Got Kissed In This One.

[DrunkAtheist]

You're right but so does Butters and a few other boys at the school disco when Rebecca Cottswalds is acting like a slut.

[Milkman26789Z]

Oh! OK! Trey and Matt Messed Up Then!

[DrunkAtheist]

Yeah, maybe I should e mail them and let them know lol

[psi43]

@DrunkAtheist No no. The butter's bottom bitch said that butters never kissed a girl, which is true. He was kissed by that girl, he didn't kiss her. So he never actually kissed a girl before.

[DrunkAtheist]

Are you sure? I'll need to watch it again to see. It just seems like the sort of thing they would have missed.

[Ikkiku]

@Milkman26789Z

Kinda, but I don't know if we should tie this episode in with the post-season 5 episodes, as Butters is a completely different person at this point than he is now, as the Butters we all love.

(Yeah, come on. How can you NOT love Butters?)

[RandomoVideos]

yeah

[TheGeckoNinja]

yes kids are evil little bastards XD

[MyHomemadeVids]

what about their song, "Through The Eyes of a Child" from the south park movie?

[TheGeckoNinja]

....what does that have to do with anything?

[AmadeusKing]

Yeah, "Thorough the Eyes of a Child" does portray kids as being sweet and innocent.

Life is kinda gay, but it doesn't seem that way Thorough the Eyes of a Child

[zaengo]

im homeschooled, only for this year though. they were right on the money. for me, and the other homeschooled kids that ive seen. i have to go to this meeting thing, and i met these kids, they are SO DORKY!!!!!!! lisps and everything.

[purplenurps]

I seen that girl who they're talking about it. She was funkin' weird

[danecook321]

I love the part of where the Phonics Monkey jerk offs during the spelling bee XD

[aidanhd500]

k if bin saying hooked on monkey phonics all week and forgot were i herd it but i finally decided to look it up on youtube and then remembered

[N00bDemolisher]

You cant hear it, but Cartmans like

C-H-A-R-E

*buzz*

DAMMIT!

[ember13dp]

@N00bDemolisher "can i have a definition?" "Something you sit on" "can you use it in a sentence?" "Dang it Eric it's CHAIR!" "C H A... R E!"

[codecrax]

true true...but evil little bastards?!

[Foundlilly11]

All of the kids in my class bullied eachother, just because they wanted to become popular. You could say that is evil. :p

[FranBMan]

I still wish they would explain what the phonics monkey is in reference to. That has to be one of their most obscure jokes.

[odin650]

"Hooked on Phonics."

[lesterclaypool1]

I thought that it's because the original Hooked on Phonics sets came with a stupid metronome contraption that was about as useful as...well...a monkey playing drums.

[NotOrdinaryInGames]

XD ass... kicked... XD

[newyy1]

Wow... you know you're a good show when you think the Simpsons did it and then you find out that you yourself actually did it.

[GrimFloyo43]

I love how they parodised Rhonnie James Dio at the end of this episode, with the annoying voice and everything xD

[BlowBackBenny]

DIO

[RossIrving]

"C, H...'Chair'"

[diegopunk]

i loved da monkey on this episode

[thewilloffire08]

this ep had dio in it(fake voice,real song)!

[edgehead109]

congrats. you got first, yeah!!

[TJH47]

there we go a little enthusiasm. we need more people like you on youtube. ;)

[abolisher123]

pwnt bitch