I Couldn't Resist - BAT CREDIT CARD

[msmissjordan1]

Schwartznagger Credit card....

[superhappyfunguy1]

Joker Credit Card...

[EdenPhantasm]

Oh wow it's the two most unfunniest people on the planet in one video using their most unfunny joke. Amazing.

[blueblue930]

Bat Credit Card

THE BAT CREDIT CARD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Starts shooting around*

That's a classic right there XD

[6Vampyre6Kamui6]

The only thing worse than a bat credit card are the robin and bat girl credit cards.

[MythicalGryphon1]

@online1040 A Spider Credit Card? They gave him a Spider Credit Card? They had the BALLS to give one of the greatest superheroes of all time a SPIDER CREDIT CARD?!? NO! NO! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! ALL OF YOU WILL DIE! YOU'LL GET THE GAS!

[online1040]

SPIDER-CREDIT-CARD!

[TheDarkNeonHero]

@online1040 A SPIDER CREDIT CARD!?!?!?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHH'LLLL KILL YOU!! AAAAAGGHH!!

[6Vampyre6Kamui6]

@online1040 I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!!

[scorchx3000]

Press 2 for nostalgia critic jumping into the air, press 3 for Linkara saying "Art critic." Press 4 for dog shit.

[GuitarrAssassin]

i seriously want to walk into a heavily crowded area and jsut start shouting this.

[6Vampyre6Kamui6]

@GuitarrAssassin I did once. Loads of fun. Go do it. Right now. Go! NOW DAMN YOU!!!

[JesterUK2]

@GuitarrAssassin

What's stopping you?

[GuitarrAssassin]

@JesterUK2

a lot of things.

[JesterUK2]

@GuitarrAssassin

Such as?

[GuitarrAssassin]

@JesterUK2

rather not say.

[manoftomorrow79]

We need a Robin Credit Card so boy wonder doesn't feel left out

[DarthMenslady]

@manoftomorrow79:

O: NO, no! Can you imagine how the Critic would react to THAT?!

[Nonamearisto]

14 people have a bat credit card.

[bennitori4]

Since three days ago I haven't been able to go to the nostalgia critic website. I've tried it on two different computers over the past few days and it hasn't worked. Am I the only one?

[XShadOBabeX]

@bennitori4 It's working now. Still don't know what the problem was though.

[HappyRadio3000]

Huzz, what did you just show me...

[ScreamingOphelia]

I love how simply saying "Bat Credit Card" makes him fly into an UNSTOPPABLE RAGE.

[TheHenryjonesjr]

Press 1. Critic do "HIEL HITLER!"

[Phanto5692]

Somebody has anger issues.  XD

[megamanrocks99]

JAISUS

[buizel1231]

nice couch



[whostheman6]

JA-YEEEEAA-SUS!!!!!!

[MegaTwiztidfreek]

@Harrypotter12301 the captain America review



[PheonixRising2988]

12 people were killed in the NC's wild shooting.

[Sith8491138]

@PheonixRising2988 13 now, and he fired exactly 13 bullets. That's good marksmanship right there.

[Cartoonfangirl007]

@PheonixRising2988 Nah, they actually wanted to press the 'Like' button, but Critic shot them so their hand slipped on 'Dislike'

[Sith8491138]

@Cartoonfangirl007 Even if their hand didn't slip, I would think that getting shot would make them click 'Dislike', anyway.

Hey Critic; watch your aim, man, or else you're gonna decrease the size of your fanbase...

[otakusoul22]

@ElSilverWind

Nah Bat Shark Replant is epic.

[PheonixRising2988]

A BAT CREDIT CARD!!!!!

[KingPiccolo08]

I would never want to be the Critic's neighbor, between all the gunshots, fights, warps in the space-time continuum, and so on.

[TheJJStrife]

Has it been established why he freaks out like that whenever he hears "Bat Credit Card?"

[ElSilverWind]

@TheJJStrife Watch his batman and robin review and you'll see why

[TheJJStrife]

I've seen it quite a few times, and I still can't seem to get it.

[ElSilverWind]

@TheJJStrife I think it's because Batman is his childhood hero and batman is known for his epic gadgets and dark story. I think that the bat credit card was pretty much the symbol of how silly and impracticle the movie was. It's just one of those small things we either really love or hate for some reason we can't explain Well thats how I see it anyway

[TheJJStrife]

Let's get this one straight. Nothing's worse than the Bat Shark Repellant.

[QuartrGuy]

@TheJJStrife No, the Bat Credit Card is worse.

[ElSilverWind]

@TheJJStrife *Facepalm* omg how could I forget the Bat Shark Repellant!! I agree with you

Bat Shark Repellant worse than Bat Credit Card (both are still pretty bad though) XD

[Sith8491138]

@TheJJStrife Yeah, that was bad, but think about this; he probably bought the materials to make the Bat Shark Repellant -with- the Bat Credit Card.

[MetalFanx2000]

I just have to watch this over and over...

[baharyyyyyy]

XD XD XD XD lol It's hilarious

[dabobo011]

Press 1-3-4 quickly. lol



[MrMoroes]

0:01 makes me laugh no matter how many imes i watch it.

[srslyimnotaspy101]

press 5 for JAYE-YAAYEE-ZUUS!!!

[KingPiccolo08]

Thank God he didn't have the gun during the Batman and Robin review...

[XephSlayer]

I don't know why, but this guy reminds me of my music teacher.

[Jeremiah1009]

hey guys think about the duck tales theme+ the bat credit card!

[BigBoss198387]

12 people own Bat credit cards!

[willuseonce]

ok if i see him i'm gonna hand him a card that looks like a bat credit card... fo reals

[Medication102]

I love how Lewis says "A Bat Credit Card!"

[zehawk]

Critic: How in the world can you mess up superman like that, it's just a load of-

Me: BAT credit card!

Critic: A BAT CREDIT CARD?!?!?!? *Insanity mode*

Me: I'm the hawk with the talk, and that's the N.C. who remembers himself so you don't have to. ;) (que animallover2047)

[LoneSWarrior]

@zehawk Or worse...

Superman 64.

[DanielTominiko]

and the first one to say epic in the panel

[DanielTominiko]

i was the first one to lol this in the panel =)

[linuslillen01]

two words the world thought they never to hear together.

[TheGreatVonBron]

DOUBLE KILL

[qwuezalothus]

The Bat-Creditcard is truly the Achilles-edge of NC.

[johnbanks707]

FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!! This clip will never get old.

[SolstaceWinters]

Like "Pumpkin, what?", that is also one of my favorite "Criticisms".

[MrKite1996]

JEEAYZUS

[Shadowking640]

JEEAYZUS

[Sciencebro]

@Shadowking640

I thought it was more like "JEYAAAYZAS!"

[VPACdjr8nx]

9 people must own a bat credit card

[BoMan82]

@HelloKittyCandyCutie

Read the description for the video.

[MonStarxy]

@HelloKittyCandyCutie Superman 4

[cam5478]

@HelloKittyCandyCutie superman 4

[netwiz2]

@HelloKittyCandyCutie from batman and robin.

[kingofepic]

His gun doesn't have normal bullets, it fires concentrated pellets of rage....so infinite.

[Scatmn64]

Bat-Creditcard

[tko930]

its a gun from DEVIL MAY CRY

[erinsteffens]

@tko930

What's "Devil May Cry"?

[tko930]

@erinsteffens an awsome video game from capcom about a devil hunter. you should look it up

[erinsteffens]

@tko930

Okay. I love video games! :D

[Annieogirl]

@erinsteffens It's a Capcom game, look it up

[rhysvanhouten746]

13 shots, thats a full clip

[stix365]

that handgun must have a bottomless clip XD

[jopdap1]

i love this part

[SunsetLaw]

JEYAYSUS !!! 

[Guigley]

Anytime he brings up the bat credit card, we know we're in Nostalgia Critic heaven.

And, seriosuly, why are you people COUNTING the shots fired? I mean, WOW!

[fsmetal]

BAT CREDIT CARD! JAAAAYEEEEESUS!

[PresidentDRCI]

I REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHO GREEN LIGHTED THE BAT CREDIT CARD!?!

[qwuezalothus]

@PresidentDRCI

The Riddler?

[danhabsfan9]

@PresidentDRCI i want to know why the rats from secret of nyhm two had a credit card...

[Assassin7G3]

From what I could tell, The NC's gun seems to be a modern SIG Sauer model. 

[LevvyVision]

I like to hold down 1 when I play this

[gwarriorfromhell]

i think he has the bandanna from MGS equipped around his neck as a tie, hence the unlimited ammo

[thenightmarebeforeha]

I love this bit.

[newyy1]

A CAT CREDIT CARD!!! Huh... huh? *gets shot*

[TehReeves]

JEE-YAY-ZUS

[KaptinKilla]

......BAT CREDIT CARD, JAY-YEEEZUS!!!

[mets2128]

A BAT CREDIT CARD?! I'LL KILL YOU!!! BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG!

[ConCept31788]

my reaction when i see the japanese spiderman

[gurneyman100]

LMAO every time I watch this.

[PhoenixSora9aOs3]

Geezus!

[TheHMarvel]

Bat credit Card

[thediremoose]

@TheHMarvel A BAT CREDIT CARD?!?!!? UNACCEPTABLE! UNACCEPTABLE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! RAPE MY CHILDHOOD WILL YOU *shoots you*

[menslady125]

@TheHMarvel:

A BAT CREDIT CARD?! *fires gun while shouting angrily*

[Wawagirl17]

I think Bat Credit Card is one of the jokes that if you're just a casual watcher, you'll just like it the first time. If you're a moderate fan who's seen everything at least once, you'll enjoy it around more or less ten or twenty times.

And, if you're a die-hard fan like myself, you can literally watch this joke for infinity and never get bloody tired of it!

[DarknessIsTheTruth]

If he was a gamer, I'd say he's using an unlimited ammo cheat. But since he's NOT a gamer, I have no idea.

[stickmanpwner64]

THE BAT CREDIT CARD AHJRBNBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG

[StarforceOnAir]

He's the Nostalgia Critic! He's remembers it so you don't have to! ..... You better be grateful.

[TheOmegadarkness]

@eraider60 you never want to see what happens when somethings not explained to him ohh the lives that were lost that day

[violetprincessgreen8]

this makes me want to PM the NC "Bat credit Card"

[animallover2047]

JEE-YEEH-ZUS!!

[MessengerOfDreams]

@animallover2047 The 5 key is your friend. :3

[GalacticKnight]

After viewing this video a million times I have FINALLY figured out what he's shooting at!

No, he's not shooting in the air at random in an incoherent rage (well...yeah he is). But MOSTLY he is shooting the off-screen men in white coats who are trying to restrain him as he rages about the Card.

GEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIUUU­UUSSSSS!

[EOCB]

@GalacticKnight not white coats, red shirts.

[GalacticKnight]

@EOCB I wasn't aware there was a difference. :P

[EOCB]

@GalacticKnight you don't know what a redshirt is?

[GalacticKnight]

@EOCB No. I just thought that the Reshirts thought that putting on white clothes would protect them from bullets.

They were wrong.

[GalacticKnight]

Question: How much ammo does the Nostalgia Critic have?

Answer: ∞

Reason: Spoony gave Critic the Metal Gear Solid Infinite Ammo Headband for his birthday and few years ago.

He wears it under his hat.

[uberCharlie7552]

@GalacticKnight Nostalgia critic also has The Boss' patriot.

[xXhellassasinXx]

@GalacticKnight no he wears it as a tie

[zehawk]

@GalacticKnight Or wears it as a tie, you never know.

[jdogsguitar]

@GalacticKnight ... Is that documented? haha

[BlackBerserkgasme]

@GalacticKnight Lol are you serious bro?

[SuperYoshi1141]

JUHYEEEEEEEAZUS

[GalacticKnight]

What video is this from?

[QuartrGuy]

@GalacticKnight Review of "Superman IV: The Quest for Peace"

[GalacticKnight]

@QuartrGuy Cool. Thanks, dude. :D

[NeptuneNetwork]

The Critic has unlimited ammo. Spoony gave him the Metal Gear Solid Infinite Ammo Headband for his birthday a few years ago.

[DrgoFx]

JEEYEEEZUZ!

[rubenpunk1983]

jajajajaja son unos idolos!!!

[QuartrGuy]

If you know where the Nostalgia Critic is on any given day, you can cause mass chaos with a remote-controlled boombox, speakers, and a recording of three simple words.

And those words are: "Bat Credit Card."

[wildefice1]

@QuartrGuy while the speakers are saying bat credit card

have doug funny's themesong playing in the back ground while he watches the quest for camelot bit on a big screen where the forest turns alive for no reason :3

[QuartrGuy]

Rape MY childhood, will you!?

[qwuezalothus]

That's exactly what I wish for every leader of the Warner studio in 2013.

[EddieWouldG0]

jeYAYsus!!! :11

[feddeberg6ja]

Lol he shooted on the camera and itsn't stuck... OMFGWTFBBQ?

A. Why isn't that camera stuck?

Q. It's a ammo free glass.

[menslady125]

The 6 people who disliked this have Bat credit cards.

[dennisarell]

>.>

<.<

If I ever meet him and buy something from him im going to try to pay with my Bat Credit Card!

[menslady125]

@dennisarell:

Oooh, then you'd better pray he doesn't have his gun.

[MARKALANPALMER]

in case u didnt hear they have a credit card of the kardashians and my reaction was

A KARDASHIAN CREDIT CARD?

[tnuoccaeht]

"JAYEYZAUSS!!" 

[GalacticConflict]

I think that means Linkara won that argument. :P

[igorfranklin83]

he gave 23 shots...

or 21?

uhm...

[Turian100]

Im famous now.

Thank you people trying to figure out how much ammo NC has!

;D

[BoMan82]

@Turian100 Good for you, you want a cookie?

[Turian100]

@BoMan82

Make Chocalate Chip.

And we got a deal!

[SSJPrime]

@BoMan82 PUT DA COOKIE DOWGHN! (Schwarzenegger accent by the way)

[karatekid778]

@BoMan82 Maybe he can buy the cookie with his Bat Credit Card,

[menslady125]

@Turian100:

No problem. Here. Have a chocolate chocolate chip cookie. *hands you one*

[markisonlin3]

@Turian100 he fires 13 shots in this clip

[TheTwelfthDoctor1]

@Turian100 He has OVER 9000!!!

[ThePunishersRevenge]

go linkara!

[PlaystationDudeify]

Bad Credit Card.

[menslady125]

@PlaystationDudeify:

You mean BAT Credit Card.

A BAT CREDIT CARD?! *yells in anger while firing a gun*

[PlaystationDudeify]

@menslady125 no BAD Credit Card bcz its a parody of this joke

[menslady125]

@PlaystationDudeify:

Oh...*blush*

[StefanKaleta]

A BAT CREDIT CARD?! *shoots around*

[Turian100]

How much Ammo does he have?

[BoMan82]

@Turian100 A lot

[Near1985]

@Turian100 Enough.

[menslady125]

@Turian100:

It must be like the Lone Ranger's gun: never ran out of ammo.

[ErinTurco21]

@Turian100 13, i counted

[252Dazz252]

@Turian100 He has Infinite ammo turned on.

[ThePhantomGamer]

@Turian100 Unlimited

[Kouta13]

@Turian100 Enough to put the world's greatest armies to shame.

[clementijntje]

@Turian100 One for each soul on this planet... including himself XD

[wakkyvideogroup]

@Turian100 13 bullets in a clip.