Assassin's Creed 2 - Doctor Achievement Guide

[dedder15]

Thanks

[sayaingoku101]

old 360 format o.O aaaah the good old days when the 360 first game out

[awesomewok22]

I played at a friends house with my profile and got to dna sequence 6 but i got home and had no achievements or saved games i was pissed

[TheYalexis]

I did this but no achievement...

[xolliex580]

I tried this on civilians... It didn't work...

[jefthereaper]

after that he opened up a docter center, everybody who is poisoned and deziesed was able to come for help, strangely he had a dog meat factory right beside his doctor center XP

[JapanForSale]

I haven't played AC2 yet, so I actually didn't notice the poison stab animation. It always bugged me how the NPC's could never catch on that you just stabbed their friend in the stomach right in front of them in AC1, but now I've become the inattentive one.

[1981echelon]

do any of these achievements work on the pc version??

[AK47Rabbit]

@1981echelon n00b!

[MrCongratulations1]

Thanks

[Cutebunny2211]

wheres goeff

[TheSubzero5000]

i cant poisen them i tri and i stab him and i have the poisn blade

[MrRobloxvslego]

@TheSubzero5000 do u have poison ammo ?

[TheSubzero5000]

@MrRobloxvslego yeah i just mest up really bad

[ashketchum22599]

i got this by poisoning a dude then i jumped on a wall and 180ed him

[SrPeachFuzz]

Doctor and Messer Sandman. Pretty much the easiest achievements in the game. To counter that however, In Memory of Petruccio is FUCKING INSANE. Seriously I have 97 feathers and can't find the last 3 =.=

[MultiBobthegreat]

i need a doctor

[ervinkiller]

ass, ass in creed LOL

[TheHelifreak4]

what is a npc

[istabyouinthefacenow]

@TheHelifreak4 npc, non player computer. Its like the citizens in assassins creed and the guards.

[ConnorHTV]

@TheHelifreak4 Notorious Posioned Computer (unreal player)

[Cteklite]

i got this achievement by poisoning a guard like that kind of group with 2 guards in one spot, so i poisoned one and then... i'll let the dialog tell the story

Friend: *Walks in*

Me: *Gets achievement* YEAH!

Friend: That's not how you cure somebody *after seeing "Doctor"*

Me: It's assassin rules baby... Kill 'em, and kill 'em some more.

Friend: ... That makes... PERFECT SENSE!

- Fail achievement scored?

[FredIsMyName22]

In Revelations there'd better be poison throwing knives.

[SN1P3RPWN925]

i just did it on a roof

[og87]

Why Thank you Geoff because that means im now on a whopping....40,011 Gamerscore! WHOOOP!

[majkel052198]

what is npc?

new penis cleaner?? tell me its important :)

[facuriosan]

@majkel052198 npc are non player characters

[majkel052198]

@facuriosan guess what? i was sarcastic

[lolykebrtwv]

By looting, killing etc

[kamoriu]

how did u get 288k florins?!

[degurkin]

@kamoriu

how didn't you?

[TheDg2000]

lol i jst gt messer sandman b trying sweeper wtf i think i dropped the pole and i jst gt no hitter like 2 seconds after

[TheDg2000]

lol i jst gt messer sandman b trying sweeper wtf i think i dropped the pole

[ItsIvanWhite]

Oh, I didn't realise it was that easy, haha.

[reddog241]

Who did Burnie voice in RVB?

[lewiscool2]

@reddog241 church



[oOCuTeBuNnYOo]

i did that and i didnt get the achievement o_O

[MrNeb59]

simples

[forrestfire1012]

Oh wchat Tche fuckgh im not Baman anymore?

[XPHELLMACHINE]

Pretty easy, just keep trying

[Gyromanv3]

"oh I'm poisoned!" lol

[darthkiller14]

i like trophies better makes me feel more awesome and dont get me started on the PS3 vs Xbox thing i have both

[MrInsanityGaming]

WHEEERRES GEOFF??

[AVS132]

it doesn't work with me, i poison him and i go onto normal blade, but when i target him the assassination option doesn't appear! help!

[siikaismo]

Thumbs up if you heard "Time flies" in the background.

[TheSamurai300]

Bernie sounds like chris from family guy XP

[mfbrasthegamer]

i wish ps3 had gamer score

[scitch224]

@mfbrasthegamer trophies are much cooler in my opinion

[BeaSk8r117]

@scitch224 lets just say your first name is justin then

[mfbrasthegamer]

doctor house



[oliverr143]

u's 2 are ledgends :)

[blazinblue777]

Are you guys one day ahead in the future? A PIECE OF EDEN!

[link7975]

i have a very easy way to get this when you are in some areas there will be like a little boxt type thing with a entrence through a roof and a side there is ALWAYS a gaurd there so poison hime climb on top and bleep bloop then get the treasure chest and a achievment on the same time :)

[Riha1]

lol

Friend: YAY Riha how many achievments does that leave you?!

Me: uhhhh...2!

Friend: YAY

Me: 0-0...0-o noooooooo.....T . T

Friend: what?

Me: i have to collect all the damn feathers T . T

Friend: Do these ppl have a thing for that too?

~win

[TheCap319]

@Riha1 what? that comment made no sense

[Riha1]

@TheCap319 My friend (seeing as you have a guide for just about every achievment) assumed ud have one for all the feathers

[TheCap319]

@Riha1 they have one on their actual website

[ArrancarX5]

@Riha1 Me: *Poisoned* MEDIC! *Sees Ezio Above me* Wait, your not my doctor...OH SHI- *Dead*

Ezio: >:3 *Richtofen Laugh*

[Skull11137]

@Riha1

That was my reaction except for the part where you had a friend.

[tommetje13]

@Riha1 ??

[MrStudioStudios]

this vid would be alot funnier with geoff

[DarkWolfBlood001]

"...Hurray..."

LOL!! God I love these guys!! Well, not in the way Donut loves chick flicks...

[22Honza22]

How do I run the table in that video? Thank

[22Honza22]

How do I run the table in that video? Thank

[22Honza22]

How do I run the table in that video? Thank



[slippyal2]

I've done this 5 times and havent gotten my achievement.

[DominantdanyRS]

@slippyal2 It's all about timing.

[slippyal2]

@DominantdanyRS No I did it correctly, the game glitched and my save file got deleted as I was doing it. The game didn't register my profile as I was doing it, so it never popped up. Lost 10hrs of gameplay and worked when I restarted.

[DominantdanyRS]

@slippyal2 Oh, I see. That really sucks, considering a normal playthrough of AC2 without doing side-quests or anything besides the main story puts in 18 hours. I should know. I have all but 3 achievements in the game lol

[tomtom21194]

For some reason i thought this had to be done on one of the big brute dudes, it seems i made it much harder for myself

[Tumbleweave]

I think it's quite funny how you can assassinate and throw dead bodies onto the doctor's desk or in front of him, but he doesn't seem to notice.

[miciso666]

in my land its called out of his misery XD trophies in my country make more sense imo

[gustavofurret]

thanks!

[wthman101]

Jack im sorry you always have to do them with Geoff

[AlexBurnout1]

Man, thanks a lot!

[TJ45794]

i did the excact same thing as in the video, but it does not not work? I don't get an achievement at all! I could it be because i have a PS3? pls help me!

[xXDAKURLZ]

@TJ45794 ps3 doesnt have achievments, this is xbox 360.

[LOLlhuntsman]

@xXDAKURLZ

"Achievements" on PS3 are called Trophies.

[xXDAKURLZ]

@LOLlhuntsman i know, thats why i said ps3 doesn't have "achievements"

[DeadSgtBubbles]

@TJ45794 yes this is a 360 achievement dude

[TheBluggyTeam]

@aadappel Poison a gaurd. Make sure when yo stab him he starts acting like hes high on weed. Then go to higher ground and do an air assassination on him while he's still poisoned.

[altair4571]

It was my birthday 24 th november

[pl0xed143]

lol i love the dude which is in the bakround

[thebehmont1]

aww,i dont wanna watch any Roosterteeth videos unless jack and geoff are playing :p

[SaltyBlood001]

....Hurray.

[luftwaffe789456123]

its called Doctor because Doctor removes suffering and pain of the Victim,so instead that poor human should suffer,you killed him quick instead.

[Americanfunnyguys]

@luftwaffe789456123 your gay

[luftwaffe789456123]

@Americanfunnyguys well your a faggot

[DeMBuLlEt1]

now he has some 1 to meet in heaven

[007kicksass]

i got doctor and sandman and sweeper in under 5 mins

[IIFortyNBoostN]

so thats how you get it i always thought you had get your poison out and jump from a roof and kill someone:/

[665Video]

thank you



[Manolishil]

i play the cracked version i cant do achievements?

[jakass505]

@Manolishil you cant get them on pc its only for xbox and ps3

[tfwcu09]

What area/city did you guys do this in?

[Edgehead178]

@Hardhitter056 Easiest was throw 300 florins but i see your point

[nightmare4236]

wow this is way easier than I thought

[Cr4ZyT0rn4do]

Wassup guys this Jack and Burnie...

that sounded wrong :D

[MrJammasterflash]

nice vids rely helped me 10/10 keep the good work up

[randix1716]

top rate achievements again guys thanks for the help.you rock.andy garner england.

[UcantResistClicking0]

Hard for me to do..The person roams off and I can't get him..I tried on a guard..He started swining..I tried to assassinate him, but he hit me and then he died..I was like 'Ugh..This will take forever'

[thepwnerist]

UROCK!

[ps3mania100]

i love your vids u r so funy lol

[RHR10000]

Thumbs up if RoosterTeeth is extremely funny

[slutopolis1]

So... This video was added on November 24th, 2009 (11/24/09), while it says that the achievement was unlocked on 11/25/09 (One day after this video was posted...

DO I SMELL A CONSPIRACY?

[1488dSiegHiel]

@slutopolis1 Different time zones, maybe? Or the date on his xbox is wrong, like mine is.

[mrsims2]

@slutopolis1 They use time hacks

[zombieswanted]

@slutopolis1 different time zone dumbass

[skgivesgold]

@slutopolis1 there date on xbox360 could be wrong

[elitecrank617]

@skgivesgold you know its a joke right

[bellboy64]

@slutopolis1

Maybe it was edited or something but it says the video was added on the 25th.

[SimLord]

@slutopolis1 You smell a difference in time zones...

[Checko50]

@slutopolis1 or maybe they just set the date wrong?

[ThatsBooji]

@slutopolis1 no,it is a stupid thing with youtube so it does like central time instead of eastern time so it is different that on the xbox360...idk...but it is messed up

[hagbard61]

@slutopolis1 the only thing i smell is wrong set date on xbox or whatever

[TehHotRoD]

@slutopolis1 No it's just that XBOX LIVE tends to fuck up on dates. My computer resets every now and then on time/date

[divadgoble]

It's probably because of the time zones

[Scared65]

@slutopolis1 no you smell a different time zone Duhh herrr!!

[miciso666]

@slutopolis1 it means the video was uploaded a day after

[ninjaxhayabusa]

@slutopolis1 I smell it too. wait that was Burnies hamburger

[Tumbleweave]

@slutopolis1 smells yummy :)

[roflol34]

@slutopolis1 their 360 time mite b different

[lordmrah]

@slutopolis1 Might take in consideration that your in a different time zone then they are so when it was the 24th at your place they were already in an other day... :D although it seems strange cuz its 9PM...

Maybe it is A CONSPIRACY!!

[harryisaneonsquirrel]

@lordmrah TIME TRAVEL!!

[Snake1045]

@slutopolis1 Maybe the time on their Xbox is off, I find that the console's time is always fast, and maybe they didn't change it when it got a day ahead.

[kitchennightmare]

@slutopolis1 no....because i smell time travel 

[JellyBellyDeli]

@slutopolis1

A similar thing happened with the Messer Sandman achievement video they did.

THIS COULD GO ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP!

[banbadle]

@slutopolis1

if they are in a different country to you, the time difference could make it a day earlier

[EvanEli13]

@slutopolis1

it came out Nov.17, 2009, I remember the date perfectly, no conspiracy here man ;)

[chae1994]

@slutopolis1 the time on the xbox might be wrong

[darknessofDEUCE]

@slutopolis1 maybe it was late

[eddy12555]

@slutopolis1 xbox was set a day later then the day it realy was

[TheCap319]

@slutopolis1 or maybe his settings were set differently.

[MrDammed1]

@slutopolis1 uh no... nothing serious, its just a TIME PARADOX!!!!

[ty2b911]

@slutopolis1 mybe they live in japan or russia on of those places

[SaniWoW]

@slutopolis1 no. i farted.

[haxxoromg]

@slutopolis1 no, you just need a shower

[LiamDaLemon]

can someone tell me what button to press to poison someone :P

[Keff14]

@LiamDaLemon you learn how to poison later in tha game

[LiamDaLemon]

@Keff14 I learnt I think, cus I have the poison - though i dont know how to use it :'(

[GooberGoldfish94]

@LiamDaLemon It's just like using the hidden blade.

[Keff14]

@LiamDaLemon you walk up to someone and hit x it should say poison

[darude258]

Yeah hate when doctors poisen me and then tell me it's not gona hurt

[gangstervural]

achievements unlock MUCH faster than trophies

[Kingofcheese184]

@gangstervural thats because for PS3, u get a neat little picture to go along with the achievement u get (or trophy in this case)

[MrSkittleNinja7]

What area is this in the game. I'm guessing Venice, but can someone be more specific?

[263josh]

why is it called doctor/

[JCSmitherz]

@263josh Because they're poisoned, and you're putting them out of your misery. :D

[ToushiroRaiden]

@263josh cause you put him out of his misery i guess

[theChrisCustoom]

i like jack and geoff the best

[MarzParty42]

'That's what you get for not helping your poisoned buddy'. LOL Damn right!

[bigbossnl92]

I already got 1000/1000 for Assassin's Creed II

But i just love watching your vid's, f*cking awesome!!

[swordalchemy1]

i have all the statues and statuetts there all in villa

[haloveiwer]

it's funny when you poison somebody and and everyone is staring and not helping

[warhateandviolence]

with this it only leaves the feathers and the achievements that require all 100 feathers.................. i hate collectables -_-

[LinusKnast]

got all achivements on as2 xd

[loversloveliarslie94]

@fuke1995 with the doctors

[ozzymx95]

@fuke1995  go to the doctor

[DeJaVuShoT]

@fuke1995 from doctors..

[GOOFYTHECOP]

i cant do it arghhh

[MattWilliams1995]

What map was this on? Message me back pleasee..

[miguel4291]

The Doctor is in the HOUSE!!!

[MrTinkotin]

@miguel4291 THE HOUSE IS IN THE DOCTOR!

[CarmageddonHero]

@MrTinkotin Only in Soviet Russia :]

[RvBCloneTrooper]

Sweet this is a easy achoievement! also u guys r hilarious!

[DrugzBadMmk]

@HomeWreckerA1 You are a dickhole. Just Sayin..

[SNX11]

Agreed.

[FunkmasterFink]

@HomeWreckerA1

Maybe if you weren't retarded you might note that you get it over the course of the story, you don't just find it. Dipshit.

[HomeWreckerA1]

Maybe if this guide explained that instead of stating the obvious it would help

[EliteE1993]

@HomeWreckerA1

doctors