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  • 8:15 See the guards walking and watching the crew?

  • Again at 9:12

  • Haha that last guy in the vatican, eventhough he appeared totally nuts, he was wiser than most of the people interviewed to this point in the documentary. If I could choose another granddad, he'd definately be my choice.

  • Haha I love the way Bill Maher throw in those awkward silences every time he makes a point or the other guy say something stupid. Very effective.

  • @crusaderforever Yeah, Stalin also didn't believe in Fairies. Does that mean he killed people for being an Afairiest? It's your beliefs that drive your actions, not your lack of belief.

  • I love the old man at the end.

  • "are YOU god?" "...I am not" that moron was so proud of himself

  • Yes we need God. Otherwise we have societies like Stalin's Russia.

  • @crusaderforever how so?

  • @TheAtheistProphet1

    How so what?

  • @TheAtheistProphet1 How would we be a society like Stalin's Russia if we did not believe in god? The worst countries on this planet as of now are the most religious countries. The country that we are at war with because of terrorism is a 99.9 percent religious country. Sweden is almost 90 percent atheist, and they have prosperity, and ironically most countries with a high atheist percentage have the highest education. Just because Stalin was an atheist means nothing....

  • It's funny.

    When it comes to the beginning, and science is still working on getting a detailed working model going, creationists KNOW that God created the universe.

    But when we have such an excellent, well-researched and understood concept like evolution, suddenly "I don't know how it all happened."

    Yeah, I'm sure back when Evolution was still struggling for a foothold, they KNEW that humanity originated in the garden with their buddies Dino and Yoshi.

  • who is that mad aussie guy? hes a scarey Cu$%t....

  • I rather pray to gandalf

  • Allah is the greatest and all christians are going hell !

  • @TheMarspirit allah is just the arabic word for 'god' they believe in the same god....

  • @TheMarspirit

    Allah is the greatest, yes. But I highly doubt that Allah would send a war criminal to clarify his message. Salam.

  • Does anyone else think that Father Reginald Foster talks and sounds a lot like Christopher Walken?

  • You're father maverick! You do things your own way!

  • "You don't have to pass an IQ test to be a senator" Holy shit... really? Sad sad day.

  • @KingOfMMOs if you think about american politicians, you pretty much have to believe in the christian god in order to get elected. studies show that the more religious you are the more likely you are to be uneducated, ignorant, and have a low IQ. the reality is that it is much closer that you have to fail an IQ test in order to be a senator.

  • @greycloud24 Well Keith Ellison got elected and he's a devout Muslim, but yeah you're right I know what you mean. It's gonna be even harder or even impossible in our lifetime to see atheists get elected to office.

  • "The standard doctrine that I was taught..."

    "Ahh that's all gone, that's all finished."

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!

  • that priest is my new hero lol

  • I laughed when I saw part with Father Reginald Foster because he's a priest yet he's like, oh the bible is full of shit XD

  • i love it when the senator says that you don't have to pass an IQ test to be a senator...haha

    that is his answer, it's true and it is very sad. He needs a couple of seconds to understand that he just fucked himself up... hahahaha

  • LOL. Jesus is six on the list that Italians pray to!!!!!

    Oh, well, at least he's still one of the top ten!! LOL

    Ha ha ha ha ha !

  • Did you see the part where the fool asks Bill, "Are you god?" Then Bill gets that priceless look on his face and mutters with feigned acquiesence, "No." then they pan back to the fool, who has a smug look on his face that seems to say, "I got you with that one, Bill!"

    Oh, my fucking God. If you made this shit up and tried to sell it, you wouldn't make a dime.

  • "You don't have to pass an IQ test to be in the Senate, though."

    Well, thank you, Senator, for your informed opinion. YIKES!!

  • "Well, looks like I can't interview the pope. Lemme interview this crazy guy over here."

  • "You don't have to pass an IQ test to be in the Senate"

  • @thebigmikey29 Then he suddenly realises, 'Oh shit'.

  • That guy in front of the Vatican is great .. "cafeteria catholics" .. LMAO

  • the pastor said he wants the scene of people hanging out with dinosaurs to 'wow' people.

    *i walk into creation museum" 'wow, these people are fucking nuts.' wow factor achieved!

  • @youthank8 haha! Spot on!

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  • @OnlyLifeMatters

    lol isn't it fascinating? i can even see myself having an enjoyable discussion with the vatican people

  • Adam and Eve had Sons..and those sons took wives..where did the wives come from?

  • @rockarthunter nice!!!!! 1st time i herd that question thanx man

    

  • unlikeliest?

    

  • "you don't have to pass an IQ test to be a senator".....LMAO

  • haha if all priests were like that guy at 7 24... religion wouldn't be so bad!

  • You can see by the likes and dislikes that the believers stopped watching. lol

  • Ha I think Jurrasic Park explained pretty well why humans and dinosaurs don't coexist...T-Rex will eat you!!!!!!!

  • "You don't have to pass and IQ test to be in the Senate though, hehe"

    *awkward stares*

  • I didnt know who Bill Maher was until a few months ago .... He rocks! ..

  • LOL! The religious people in Vatican, Italy - the home of roman catholic religion - are WAY more reasonable than the american hillbillies and rednecks!

  • goobernation

  • They think dinosaurs lived with humans....? Please explain fossilization, carbon dating, rock layers, and the exact way dinosaurs went extinct then. If we have ancient cave paintings, sculptures, and even early writings, why the fuck don't they show any dinosaurs??? Dinosaurs are cooler than buffaloes and chickens.

  • @JaguarRawr Poaching...lots and lots of poaching, oh and they had no freedom of speech lol "You can't talk about dinosaurs in your cave paintings you Fack!!" XD

  • That priest is a cool dude

  • This guy PROVES you don't need to pass an IQ test to be in the senate.

  • @beccac21 he's also proving himself an idiot, isn't he? LOL

  • @beccac21

    OBAMA WAS A SENATOR!

  • The Ancient Greeks, Mesopotamians, Indians and Chinese were scientific as well. A lot of them also talked about evolution (although not as formally as Darwin presented it). So science was around longer than people think (and even around when the Bible was written).

  • Imagine if we discovered that Jesus was born on July 4? Every redneck and christian fundamentalist would cum in their pants.

  • ... There needs to be a higher criteria to qualify for a seat in Congress and also to be a judge... I moved from the lower half of the world for a reason other than a better chance to get a job.

  • how do i become a senator all i got is a hs diploma that should cover it

  • Creation museum is craycray.

  • The Senator basically just called himself dumb

  • Go around the person's intellect? LOL.

  • Nut dinosaur guy: Are you god?

    Maher: .....no

    Nut: *epic win face*

    lol!

  • If humans coexisted with dinosaurs, why aren't dinosaurs still around? I guess Noah forgot to pack them in his ark...Oops.

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  • If I ever went to the Creation Museum, I would hum the Flintstones theme the whole time.

  • @joemantex It costs $27 to get into that God damn place. I was going to go to add it to my site. I live no more than an hour away but I'll be damn if I am going to pay that much money. And makes it worse cause I'm an atheist.

  • @cursivebluedragon It's cheaper to get a day pass to all the Museums on Museum Island in Berlin than that, even with the Dollar to Euro conversion rate.

  • @joemantex Well that would be nice if I lived there or had the money to visit like I have always wanted to. I don't get the Creation museum. They want to show people "facts" about creation and God yet they charge such a high price. When I was in D.C. I walked into about four museums and didn't pay one red cent. St. Louis Zoo is absolutely free and it costs them millions a year to keep that place running.

  • @joemantex That cracked me up!

  • @joemantex Yabba dabba dooooo

  • I'm Arkansan and I'm an atheist.

    I realize most people probably aren't making the Arkansans-are-retarded generalization, but thought I'd throw this out there just in case anyone is.

  • Lol

  • The virgin Mary is recognized in the Koran and is also mentioned in the Bible.

  • @johnnybojorquez There have been thousands of religions and different gods over the years, all made up by humans. Most of these have some sort of creation myth, and also have virgin births and miracles.

    Quite ridiculous.

  • Who keeps the balance of our stars who holds the moon and the sun?

  • I think that it's important to read and study the Koran, Bible, Torah in order to compare information. For example in the Koran it mentions that Angel Gabriel appeared to Mohammed in the Mountains, while in the Bible it shows that the Angel Gabriel appeared to the Virgin Mary when he announced the conception of Jesus Christ. So I think to keep reading is very important. Questioning people is interesting, but I think faith is something you have in your heart.

  • @johnnybojorquez ... Thats why i think its all .. "nuts" bottom line, if there were a true god with real proof, there would be ONE book, and one book only! Why are there a thousand different books with a million different stories trying to prove god?? virgin mary this, Gabrieal went here, he didnt go there, he said she said ... it changes to much for any of it to be accurate.

  • that creationist guy man, he looks like he hates so much he can taste it

  • "You don't think that's a cop out?"

    "He is god"

    ~Bill's like wtf~

    "Are you god?"

    ~ Awkward Silence~ YES! Bill Maher is god!

  • It's obvious that the concept of God is irrational, but Maher's arguments are built off a lofty spite, showing off, rather than getting to the conclusion in discourse and proving a point. His responses after his planned points were made were usually weak retaliating insults, making a joke more than a point. You can't convince someone to want truth by insulting the fact that we cling to certainty. I could have taken Maher's place in this movie and been much more creative in the way I approach it.

  • Father Reginald Foster, Senior Catican Priest said it the best

    "You Just Have To Live And Die With Their Stupid Ideas"

    FUCK ALL THE CORRUPTION, JUST LIVE AND BE HAPPY

  • I think its interesting how the creationist answered Bills question about why he must believe the animals coexisted, sasying that if that parts not true then why should he believe in the other stuff? Exactly, thats what atheists and agnostics are getting at. You shouldn't jump through hulahoops to rationalize two alternate realities. That is the definition of cognitive dissonance, and clearly shows how religion is an irrational reaction to the fear of death and the unknown

  • taht priest is my hero

  • Reggie's my cousin.

  • Well, as a former Catholic like Bill I have to feel a bit of pride that in being an institution like the Catholic church is it can eventually go through this maturation process and embrace reality while jettisoning the scare tactics and literalism. Fundamentalist splinter groups never are put under these growth pains.

  • Respect for the Vatican Astronomer

  • Father Reginald Foster 7:24 is probably the greatest priest ever LOL!!

  • @batistaker123 I honestly believe most priests end up not believing in god.

  • @batistaker123 Greatest individual ever to be associated with a church.

  • Jesus can go to hell, lol!!

  • How can an Atheist hate a priest like father Reginald at the Vatican towards the end? lol

  • 6:13 to 6:20 i lost my faith in humanity's bright future.

  • ;p; that father @ 8:25 is funny ass,

  • I would actually consider listening to these 2 priests. And I'm an Atheist!

    They seem to be level headed to a point.

  • Mad respect for Father Coyne and Foster.

    Even though we believe differently.

  • I am as certain there is God,more than I am cetain about anything in my life.For the things I can't see, feel or touch are more real than the things I do!Myself and everyone and everything is passing away with each and everyday.We need to make repairs constantly on our homes, cars and take ourselves to the doctor. Because we are aging and going back to the dust of the earth.The human soul will live forever just like our creator God,we are forever, but all will not spend forever with God! Repent!

  • LOL 4:20 "convert those extra terrestrials before the mormons get at them "

  • Most of you guys here are so crazy blind in sin and doing your own thing. God almighty is able to make His creation do as He commands at any given time. Yeah! like man made himself...or came from a big bang! what a laugh..Oh! no we came from the monkeys...but there is still monkies...God created man on the 6th day, then He rested, God gave man 6 days to work and the Sabbath to rest and reflect, we are give 6,000 years to live on earth from Adam & Eve's time...666 man's number is about up! Ready!

  • @kendle8Starr blind in sin? lmao!! because we seek answers which no one can find the answers for. We all do our own thing cause we are all living our OWN lives. Every sentence you start with is God this, God that. Where's your proof that he exists? A book called the bible? An experience which many ppl of different religions can say they had? Due to claimed miracles which could be due to random coincidence? At the end of the day anything is possible so dont be ignorant by thinking you're certain

  • "are you god?" uh no and neither are you therefore you know nothing more than i do. Jeez, I am so glad that place got shut down.

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  • religion is crazzyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    

  • Being born from above makes you a new creature in Christ, and with so many hypocrites out there you can understand much of the critical statements from the media. But for those that are truly born again, we are different and have been set apart for the use and glory of God, you either get saved through the perfect life of Christ Jesus who died on the cross for all mankind, or you die in your sins and go to Hell why? You rejected the only way to eternal ife that is only found in Christ the Lord!

  • @kendle8Starr sounds like u came down with a mental virus.... dont worry ill pray for u

  • @neoanderson34 THANKS! BE TO THE GRACE OF GOD! I AM ABOVE THE evil OF THIS WORLD AS LONG AS I CHOOSE GOD'S WAY BY THE POWER HE GIVES ME. ONCE I TRUST HIM THOUGH THE BLOOD OF JESUS! you ARE A virus THAT CAN’T TOUCH ME OR ANY TRUE BORN AGAIN CHILD OF GOD, WASHED IN THE BLOOD OF JESUS! FOR GREATER IS HE WHO IS IN ME AND ALL REDEEMED BELIEVERS, THAN he THAT IS IN THE WORLD. JUST LIKE NO darkness IS ABLE TO OVERCOME THE LEAST LITTLE LIGHT. NO darkness OR evil IS ABLE TO TAKE THE LIGHT FROM ME! LOVE

  • My god, I laughed so hard watching the senator's reaction after he realized what he said:

    "You don't have to pass an IQ test to be in the senate though."

    :D

    to

    D:

    in under 3 seconds.

  • I'm sorry but, If we are to grow as a species, we need to drop this shit about magical person that lives in the sky and that can see what everyone is doing at anytime and how, someone got two of every fucking animal in one boat even those animals that we haven't discovered yet, come on wake up you crazy fucks.

  • Exactly its all about what you choose to associate yourself with it has nothing to do with faith in god bla bla bla. Shit it makes way more sense to believe in many gods than 1 all powerful dictatator of a faith. Faith is just willpower and thats it. :D

  • HAHAHAHA u dont have to pass an IQ test to b a senator burn!

  • primative cultures? isnt that an evolution term?

  • 6:17

    i love how even though he just asked bill the dumbest question in the world, he still sits back and nods like 'aahhh yeah. im a boss.'

  • I likethe old bald guy :D

  • Americans most ignorant consumers and they are changing the world, for the worse.

  • The old man at the end is wise!

  • Father George is a helluva lot better versed than the senator in the previous clip! I love how Bill, who is both a Little Devil and the Devil's Advocate personified, corners these guys!

    Guys... they're all guys?

  • @NovaScotiaChick  Bill certainly put the senator on the spot ! This guy afraid of losing his next election which is why Bill can't get a straight answer from him !

  • Great job, Bill!!!!!! You are a genius!!! Thanks for asking the tough questions!!!! RESPECT!

  • "Ah, but you don't have to pass an IQ test to be in the senate though." Does this man realize what the fuck he just said?

  • I think he just proved his point.

  • Bill: "How do you convince someone that it is truth?" Priest: "You don't. You just live and die with your stupid ideas." LOL.

  • Depressing. Proud of his low iq. 

  • you dont have to pass an iq test to be in the senate thhe face when he realizes what he said is hilarious

  • I love that bald guy with the glasses! Lol

  • I live in Alberta , Canada. I was proud of my province despite it's past environmental problems. Then they opened a creationist museum. I am moving to Sweden as soon as I can.

  • ken ham = fucking insane

  • "You don't have to pass an iq test" omg!!! I laughed so hard at the look on Bills face!!! Complete disbelief!!!

  • @crazymono5 I facepalmed a bit too hard.

  • the creation museum guy actually looks like a MONKEY!!! (and thats not an insult its evolution ;) )

  • We think little Will suffers from, little Will syndrome!

  • That old guy was a boss.

  • 1:38 Go Conservatives!

  • that is a funny as priest haha

  • i was at that museum!

  • OMG he is priceless.

  • This makes me embarrassed to call myself an American. Dinosaurs and Humans lived together. Really?

  • this has got to be bills favorite interview!!!

  • "you dont have to pass an IQ test to be in the senate though">> Bills reaction is priceless!

  • super mario behind bill at 8:48

  • this is frightening that a moron of a homosapien is running our country doing who-knows-what... I mean Wheatly is smarter than this dipstick...

  • ROMAN CATHOLIC FTW!!!!!!

    (only one bill did not OWN)

  • wow obviously you dont have to take an IQ test... what a moron. he felt so stupid once he realized what he said lol!!! the look on his face was priceless!!

  • Here's how humans couldn't have existed with dinosaurs. Millions of years ago dinosaurs were the dominant species on earth. This included the carnivorous ones like T-Rex, raptors, Terodactlys. You know, the ones from Jurassic Park. If humans existed with dinosaurs, we probably wouldn't have lived to see the modern day because dinosaurs would have hunted us to death. Only after dinosaurs became extinct from that meteor blast were humans able to evolve and become the current top species on earth.

  • ever notice how catechism and cataclysm sound so much alike?

  • i would have loved to a t-rex like a horsie.

  • They should evacuate everyone from the Vatican and demolish it.

  • @Hallinilla9 No, I take that back. Turn it into a museum of absurdities. And I wish that priest was my grandfather or something.

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  • Pryor: "You don't have to pass an IQ test to be in the Senate though."

    Maher: "....."

    Pryor: ..... *realization*

  • I swear, when I first so that museum with the dinosaurs and people and what not, I seriously felt the people running it were watching the Flinstones like a fucking documentry.

  • "so how do you convince people the truth?" "You don't, forget it. You just have to live and die with your stupid stories." Hahaha love it!

  • a rational priest...thank god ;)

  • You should have to pass an IQ test to be in any position of political power.

  • that one forward thinking open minded priest, more people need to av look at what he said

  • don't have to pass an IQ test to be in the US senate AHHAAHH!!! That's explains a lot HA!

  • @Alhambrattp WELL.. says everything about american goverment..

  • Really the catholics do not understand their faith because they are taught to recite prayers somebody else come up with and are taught that in order to be forgiven they have to repent to a priest, then say how ever many hail mary's he tells them to say. The only way to heaven is through accepting Jesus into your heart as your lord and savior and asking God to forgive you of your sins yourself.

  • the whole reason why Christmas was celebrated on the 25 of December had to do with appealing to the pagans I think. Most Christians know he was born in December but still advocate using this day as a day to observe his birth. It is somewhat of a more convient date because it's close to the new year, business starts slowing down so it gives people time to spend with families and to reflect on the Birth of the one who would later give his life for us.

  • The priest is wrong very wrong. Deutaronomy 23: 13-14 instructs soldiers to burie their excrement outside of their camp. That is one example I think there are more but a google search wasn't very sucessfull.

  • Some scientist believe in creation and evolution. 

  • There are some creatures int he bible that sounds like dinasours I cant remember what one of them was but the other ones name was laviathin. You also have a verse that talks about Giant's walking the earth, could these giants have been dianasours?

  • I think people who say we are gullable are pretty gullable themselves because they believe that our whole existance started with this big explosion of Gass in outerspace that exploded for absolutley no reason what so ever. If a metorite caused it how could a metorite fly into this ball of gass for no apparent reason. with the way they talk everything is supposed to orbit something. but then again I don't know the workings of a meteor shower.

  • @knowamericaknowbible The big bang is only a theory, nobody takes it as fact. I'm tired of theists assuming that atheists say that the big bang theory is 100% correct. As for your other comment about the giants, no, they were specifically humans that were occupying the promised land.

  • Further more Why should you have to believe in evolution to be in Government. He acts as if it's such a bad thing for someone not to believe in scientist, when while I can't think of any particulary instances I'm sure there have been several instances where scientist have had a theory, thought it wa