Brass Eye (Unseen) - David Sullivan & Chris Morris.

[gdgyhgrd]

How is 100 men licking each other's scrotums not pornography?

[demonliberal]

@gdgyhgrd It's fuckin' art, innit?

[omare788]

That reminds me, probably quit mainstream comedy because he wanted to do something different, went back to radio shows for a while, and ended up doing three lions. Which was something different, but it is a very good movie.

[bifferspice]

@omare788 but not as good as the sequel, four lions.

[TitanFind]

I actually think Sullivan does perfectly well across the whole of his Brass Eye interview. He stays calm, reasonable, polite and consistent throughout. Morris was probably hoping he'd say something clearly stupid, but he doesn't, really. (Although most people who are trying to stay polite in the face of odd questioning can look slightly foolish on the surface.)

[digitalsustain]

and thats probably the answer for all of us, in a way

[allegramente5000]

'i bet you won't get this on TV'...

[JimmyMc1979]

I love the comedy 60's Microphone

[candycoatedsandman]

Part your belief-curtains

[fibriomialgia]

Just take away the rubber hose.

[mp9828]

everyone looks ordinary in comparison to this man. unique.

[dystopia47]

OMFG so funny!"!! I wish they were making brass eye even now

[dystopia47]

OMFG so funny!"!! I wish they were breaking brass eye even now

[DrAltais]

Ah good, that man is in charge of my football club. No wonder we're going down.

[MisterAlexUk]

I laughed so hard.

[JackHopperTV]

That's fucking funny - that's what that is! Morris - Legend!

[naughtyboymessiah]

proposterous

[BGH122]

How on earth does Morris prevent himself from laughing during these interviews?

[DaveInBridport]

Chris Morris IS a comedy genius

[bowlerlebowski]

This guys mind is so screwed up, but he still makes me laugh

[renegadecomplex]

*LIVE BUSH FARTING*

[LaLiLuLeLo1991]

"Well it's a kid sucking something out of his own anus if you ask me..."

[jezuz12345]

just take away the rubber hose LMAO

[MrShnizzle69]

Chris Morris is my hero.

[annilhus]

'Just take away the rubber hose' LOL!!

[mooghead]

The funniest thing about this is 'part your belief curtains'

[luciendelapeste]

Morris is God but I reckon Sullivan sussed him, another reason why it didn't make the final cut.

[hadoukenyourface]

Looks like a kid sucking something out of his own anus if you ask me.

[villa72]

Agreed. Chris Morris is king.

[MicahBuzan]

so bizzare

[buffmonkey666]

Ha ha ha!! Class!!

[shunterbaby]

Y on earth did he do this interview

[spear92bluebird]

i di like chris morris, he was brilliant in the IT crowd

[eezysqueezy]

Take away the rubber hose...

[laughorcrytv]

to be honest, im a fan of dom joly, sacha baron cohen, tom green, jeremy beadle, and all those are good- but nobody is better than chris morris.

[Khild565]

@laughorcrytv FUCK Jeremy Beadle

[Trancedd]

@laughorcrytv Did you just associate Jeremy Beadle with Sacha Baron Cohen, Tom Green and Chris Morris??

[laughorcrytv]

@Trancedd ah yes, my mistake, those three are dead funny while hes just dead. seriously though, i liked him, he was underrated i reckon. i met tom green he was awesome, put footage of it on my channel LAUGH OR CRY TV

[cmoz88]

@laughorcrytv Chris Morris is fucking great at everything he tries to do in life.

[HoffmansACID]

no one shocks better than morris

[tigerdraft]

He was right about it not making it onto TV though.

[DrNuyenVanFaulk]

Lads, where'd you get these cut scenes from? I have the DVD and they weren't on them...

[essexmonkey]

Yeh I'd love to see more of this, the only extra on my DVD is the commentary he got two drunken tramps to do!

[wid85]

Chris Morris is like Nietszche if he did absurdist satire.

[Sparks127]

Chris Morris is a Legend

[matooli]

Even funnier than the Sullivan clips they included in the show. That baby is fucking genius!

[FlyingHeadbutt100]

David Sullivan is a total hypocrite,just like Richard Desmond,owner of the Daily Star.Maintaining a moral stance while his publications groan under the weight of porn and exploitative pictures.Hideous man.He deserved to have Chris Morris bugger him on camera.Twice...

[IShallTellYouWhat]

I don't get it.

[playerthe2nd]

hahaha that was bloody brilliant

[siterdelmosh]

fucking awesome"..

Peace*

[basilcruncher]

amazing. actually david sullivan didn't come across too badly

[Johnzoil]

Funniest guy on TV. That's why they got rid of him.

[jonnyfallsdowndrunk]

thats genius! There will never be another comedian that didn't care like Chris Morris lol

[puketastic666]

for fuck sake that was to to funny it should of been on the dvd

[jobe129]

This was fucking great!

i need more

[daManDRAK]

... take away the rubber hose, "& thats problably the answer for all of us" .. Yes!

[youmatico]

Just look on the you tube channel where it comes from - it's all clear.

[phantomdoodler]

where did you get this? because i have the dvd and i dont think its on it is it?

[squidfanny]

Brass eye is clearly the greatest thing to ever appear on British telly. Simple as that...

The best way to tell a moron is to show them Brass eye, if they don't get it then you can be pretty sure they are twats and not worth knowing.

Thanks for sharing this, I'd love to see more secret Brass eye if you manage to find any from the secret place which this clip came from.

[Etcher]

Haha, brilliant!

[CloudCucku]

"part your belief curtains" - :)

[itsbobobananas]

big porn cork

[rochedoxxx]

i just pee my pants with baby xD

[squidlad]

Jesus christ

[cheekyegg]

haha fuckin hell david sanction getting dark. where did you get this gold?

[podfunk]

Heh heh. Good old Chris. I wish he'd come back and do more stuff like this. Much as I liked Jam, Brasseye is his absolute crowning achievement.

[davidatherton]

is this hidden somewhere on the DVD?

i've never ever seen this footage before!

[jpeg1991]

this should never have been cut!

[tinternet66]

Thats why he not on tv although i think he is great. He pushed it a bit to hard.

[LondonScalextric]

why did someone give you a minus thumbs down?

because you said he's "great"? or because you said "he pushed it too hard"?

i really need to know

okay, i think Chris Morris is great!!

let's see if i get thumbs up or down and then we can reevaluate what that thumbs down meant... i certainly don't think you deserved a thumbs down in any way... you might have 2 thumbs down now... what does the future hold?

[mosstet]

chill out

[weefeatures]

i gave you a thumbs down cos you kept going on about thumbs

[LondonScalextric]

fair enough, i give you thumbs up for that

[invertedchords]

the ketchup, i think, symbolises blood which leads me to think that he is describing someone losing virginity which is overlooked by that dude.

[hunterthompson123]

dont think that deeply dude!

[invertedchords]

i wouldn't put it past Chrris Morris.

[Asarelah]

I thought it was meant to look like menstrual blood.

[McGraw127]

"take away the rubber hose"

[daManDRAK]

" & thats probably the answer for all of us"

lolz

[ukulazy]

What do we have to do to stop this being offensive?

"Take away the rubber hose..."

this is the best tv programme ever made.

[afromanjack]

what about bbc news at 10?

[ukulazy]

umm.. that's a great programme too, mate.

[afromanjack]

no it is not

[UnbelievableSandwich]

That's the best thing I have ever seen . A real shame this was cut , it's classic .

[hunterthompson123]

whos a nob? me? or do you mena the nob on that table?

[hunterthompson123]

yeah but he wouldnt have been expecting it...becuase chris morris was one of the first to do this! and now with all shitpeopel like sacsha baren cohen trying it, you would never get away with this...

[hunterthompson123]

no he didnt...none of them knew it was a wind up......

[afromanjack]

i actually cowrote and starred in a pilot back in 75, didnt get the commision they were looking for something a bit more 'fruity' whatever that means, but anyway cant even remember why im writing this now! erm....cmon!! think man!!! was it, oh yes the proverbial question 'does he know its a wind up'. the short answer: no. the long answer: far byond your level of intellect. NIGGA 4 LIFE SE19 GIVE PEACE A CHANGE NUFF LUV

[hunterthompson123]

my level of intelect? what the hell? i know sullivan thinks its for real, thats what ive been saying!!!!!!!

GOD fuck you! read my responses carefully, ass hole, and i dont give a shit about your failed acting carrer lol, fuck off!

[afromanjack]

hit me again you thug. lets see if dignity bleeds. NIGGA 4 LIFE SE19 NUFF LUV NIGGAS GIVES PEACE A CHANCE INNIT

[hunterthompson123]

who are you? what are you bugging me? i said nothing to you!

[afromanjack]

you know exacly who i am thompson. and you like it. XxX

[hunterthompson123]

i havent got a clue who you are!

[hunterthompson123]

YEAH lol ok i love it when u talk dirty, keep talking!

[afromanjack]

im gonna smear it on your face. it will be dark brown and nutty

[hunterthompson123]

mmm, i was hoping youd lick the custard of my balls, with a 25 year old watching

[daManDRAK]

PMSL

peice out. xxx

[daManDRAK]

"take away the rubber hose" ... thats probably the way to stop all of this .... "yes!" lol

[K2nsl3r]

this is high standards even for brass eye

[hjastroi]

david sullivan is a genius. possibly the coolest man on earth.

[jackoscarsargent]

absolutely hilarious. Haven't laughed so hard in months....

[SothisAmon]

"its a baby sucking something out of its own anus if you ask me"

[oodatoodat]

Take away the rubber hose.

[KaliberKing]

Ahaahaahaaaaaaaaaaa

[nicamUK]

brass eye is pure belly laughs.. knight that man!

[JoeScaramanga]

Hahahaha...

Sullivan is such a tosser.

[suburbanbatherson]

Wow, great to see there's more Brass Eye out there. Ta

[marfwah]

Thanks for this.

[neilbombd]

Amazing, thank you so much for posting this.

[paulsmartialarts]

"I bet you won't get this on TV"

[dunkiep]

Hilarious!!!

[theinquisitor]

Of all of Morris's talents, keeping a straight face while doing shit like that has to be the most impressive.

[Myers2Gumbleton]

Pure gold!