Kinect All Access Episode 2 Star Wars

[dedpxl]

God I died of laughter when the pod racing scene started

[shotgunman5000]

not even 15 seconds in and i'm already hitting the "dislike" button

[pnutosan]

Those certainly were some "mad slicing and dicing skills"... only a true master of slicing and dicing could do it while lookin so fucking awkward.

No wonder ms took this down. It's like watching a shitty kids show that's trying to sell us something. Ugh...

[Taoofchao]

ultra mega mega

[meshblorg]

Microsoft told its shareholders publicly of the prospects of advertising opportunities with the Kinect's biometric recording technology. That's right it literally watches you and gathers data about you and your family. Look it up.

[PullusPardus]

it looks like a cancelled Wii game =/

[TheDnegel]

thanks for posting this. I wanted to see what microsoft was so ashamed of

[marbledmeat]

if Microsoft don't get there act together and make something real for gamers instead of shitty games that dont need a controller i swear to god ill switch to playstation next generation.

[marbledmeat]

Kinect is the worst invention for humanity since execution gas chambers

[Brandino6796]

I like how the host says "Alright...I can only take one more..."

[Brandino6796]

This is so fucking stupid.

[YAYCONFORMITY]

WHOA OMG IT'S SO REAL!!! I CAN'T TELL WHETHER I'M STANDING WHOA IN A STUDIO PLAYING KINECT OR IN THE COCKPIT OF A SPACE FIGHTER!!! OMGZ!!! WHOA!

[OscarEz]

Kinect haters gonna hate

[wow3214]

@OscarEz there's no reason not to bro. it's like the antichrist of gaming, with the difference that it actually exists.

[userwords]

I feel shame for microsoft and electronic arts after watching this video.

Get honest profesionals instead of pushing your relatives into your companies so you stop making such low quality software, and stop looking that unnatural while showing something.

[beastform]

Poor R2D2. Probably chained there.

[faethor7]

Ms has possibly the worst marketing department ever. This hipster crap they have in their videos is disturbing. In their other videos, everyone looks like they live in the suburbs and shop at old navy......... MS is going to be including Kinect in the next xbox, and i hope they dont push it too much or everyone will buy a PS4.

[KralTube2]

Her gamer girl stereotypical casting demeans not only her but her audience. If you're going to sell your dignity, why not just do porn - it pays better.

[1dogspartan5]

I've seen some shit...

[skalded]

Fuck.

[OcoryustheBold]

This makes me regret life.

[Kodachrome]

Ryan Treit lady's man! LMAO!

[dexmonkey2]

"I feel a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of gamers' voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced."

[kpkboogie99]

Lol at the pc gamers who are just mad! This game looks awesome!

[Hepathos]

I'M SOOOO GEEKY LOOK AT MY T SHIRT XD

[wishingW3L]

Kinect is the best thing that has happened to gaming since the Virtual Boy.

[JediMocro]

i died

[Jerryle3]

JUST LET STAR WARS DIE ALREADY GOD DAMN!

[nero91]

HE DOESN'T EVEN BATTLE THE FUCKIBG EMPIRE ITS THE MOTHERFUCKING TRADE FEDERATION YOU UNEDUCATED CUNT

[nero91]

Oh godwhy.

[NotSolutha]

Not today.jpg

[Frallemannen]

I have lost hope for consoles

[TableTurningTurnways]

IT HURTS TO LIVE

[Omegaman40]

Still better than The Old Republic

[SpanningTheEons]

also, am i the only one who realizes that these games wouldnt sell more than 5 copies if they didnt have star wars smeared over its cover?

[SpanningTheEons]

"wiggle to use the force"

[MrFelcher09]

My cringes

My why

WHY

THE MOVIES AREN'T EVEN GOOD

WHY ARE THEY STILL OBSESSING OVER THEM

AAAGH

[thelovebat]

Microsoft, why did you have to make such a crap Star Wars game? Why couldn't it have been, you know, good?

[xbitio]

que m...es eso por dios por lo menos agarren un palo de escoba

[hitme124]

The two videos before this got removed because MS employees got butthurt about the dislikes and comments.

Hilarious.

[clarknova1567]

This is incredibly awful ROFL , fantastic job at failing.

[Santrago]

That attention whore has a shirt that says geek chick! now i'm finally gonna go out of my basement and buy Star Wars Kinect *sigh*... The present and future of videogames right there. And love how a dolt(or Microsoft guerrilla marketeer) says insultive things-or he tries- about Star Wars fans in the comment section of a video about videogames, apparently now videogames are for non-virgins. *sigh*... i miss that era when videogames in America were for "basement dwellers and male virgins". Now

[wow3214]

my shit yesterday had higher quality than this

[Ubersnuber]

What is this, the shopping channel? Go back to selling vacuum cleaners!

[oldjimi]

2 racers in front of him ... "aaaaannnddd victory" LOL

[PONPONPATA]

Why this video is stilll here? from the official xbox channel has 500 dislikes and goes down immediately! hmmmmm this has only 165 yet...

[Omniback20]

Lol the like/dislike bar looks like a lightsaber

[Heydosaurus]

@Omniback20 That's one small hilt.

[WeepingSnake]

Star Wars Kinect , is the most disappointing thing since my Son! I mean how much more can you fuck up a game based on Star Wars? And while my son eventually hanged himself in the bathroom of a gas station the unfortunate reality of Star Wars Kinect is that it'll be around forever. It will never go away. It can never be undone. Like Star Wars: Masters of Teräs Käsi.

[RSXemperor85]

This is why I bought Skyward Sword and Uncharted 3 instead of a 360 and saved money.

[peggletube]

@RSXemperor85 The 360 has games like gears and halo. Those are quality games.

[Thorn16]

@peggletube "The 360 has games like gears and halo" And thats it.

[webmasterzimmer101de]

This looks really bad. Kinect is a joke.

[AngriestGamer1]

This is almost so cheesy one could hypothesise that it was all an elaborate joke on Microsoft's part. However, we all know it is how they see the future of gaming. Who knew a company would make a "Windows ME" type of mistake twice.

[BlackxPanther]

>geek chick on her shirt

>greentexting on youtube

>constanza.tiff.ogg.pdf.doc.ex­e

[asspickle010]

Fucking diarrhea shit.

[KawaiiDesuNekoBCSK]

This is how gaming dies.

[sh1tpickle]

why wont the fucking video start arggghhhhhhh

[880User088]

oh YES microsoft! Seduce me with your terrible horrifying mega hyped star wars game !!

OH YES ITS SOO BAD !!

[harryegibson999]

Ultra, Mega, Mega title folks - Awwwwyeahhhh.gif

[QuintaFeira12]

4 users... Shit I can't even do it... Just... How? I thought the VGAs were the bottom of the well.

[Vinzaf]

It's not loading up for me..

.. though, I'm not sure that's a bad thing.

[TheLanerds]

MicrosoftEmploysKindergardenTe­achersAsEmployees.avi

[Tunavi]

I never asked for this.

[mudkipvsditto]

SCREAMS TRYING TO HARD

[JasminLeblanc]

WHAT IS THIS? HOW DID I GET HERE? I'M NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTARS!

[froasakura]

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah­ahahahaha

[lessqqmorepewpiu]

jesus christ, how horrifying

[Bendilin]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the faces of modern console gaming.

[Stoffinator2008]

@Bendilin Thank everyone who bought Kinect. Now we know what next gen will be centered around.

[Bendilin]

@Stoffinator2008 The funny thing is no one even bought the Kinect. This is Microsoft trying to force people to get one after they spent FIVE BILLION DOLLARS on advertising it.

[Stoffinator2008]

@Bendilin You sure? Last I heard its around 10million sold. That is a lot of Kinects. So much so that rumors are, the next Xbox will come with Kinect bundled. Which seems MS is going after the Nintendo crowd now, not the hardcore if you like.

[K0sm02008]

@Bendilin What? Shitty interface with novelty games to demo its shitty interface? Actually that does sound like the future of gaming with the recent direction of devs.

[slidewinder9]

This looks so much better than those dumb Zelda games.

[880User088]

@slidewinder9 I love your trolling...

[TheKoreanGuy09]

horrible. microsoft is trying too hard to make kinect look revolutionary when in fact it is just a plain gimmick. instead of wiimote waggle, it's now body waggle

[King0ne]

GTFO Microsoft.

[fancyletterbox]

That's one ugly ass, janky looking game. You should be ashamed to be plugging this.

[Bishop869]

I would rather cut my balls off, set myself on fire and drive into the Grand Canyon than play Star Wars Kinect.

[theravenflow]

LMAO MICROSOFT IS THIS WHAT IS CHANGING THE WORLD!?

[PONPONPATA]

The most epic fail is, the gameplay with Kinect is not real time, first we see this ugly bitch doing crazy thinks and then the game

And has more yep @5:14 THIS NOT WORKING! the cut away is wrong

Now American people i give you a burger with shit. Yeah i know you buy it

And this video from official xbox all access channel now goes down because all those dislikes

[AFreak2005]

Ultra mega mega??? yea, no.



[Raven1180]

WTF is this shit? Die Kinect and stop turning Star Wars into an abomination

[fancyletterbox]

LOLOL this blows!!!! Trollolololol!!!

[Dendu77]

I'd rather spend the night in a ton-ton carcass that play this game.

The only way I could love my PS3 anymore than I do now is if it dispensed bacon from its disc slot.

[0Medallion0]

"ULTRA MEGA MEGA TITLE"

"WHOA! ... and VICTORY!" (even though there are obviously a ton of podracers in front of me)

"WHOA! TAKE THAT! WHAO! WHOA!"

[nickisrindingdirty]

Why is there no battfront3 and they are making this crap???? WTF!!!!!!! Nobody wants anything 'on rails'.....WHERE IS BATTLEFRONT 3!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the F#$%^#%^@%^$%CK

[Homeroalex87]

Die Kinect DIEEEEEEEEEE!!!

GAF POWERED!

[sonicfeet]

I love how you apparently have no debate skills, so when you see opinions you don't agree with, you just puke irrational strawman shit out as a result.

[andrejeffry]

This is the WORST thing I've ever seen in the gaming history

[GrumbulUK]

......and it's BACK!!!!