Is Mitch McConnell a Goblin?

[ssuuppeerrbbooyy]

hahaha this is probably the funniest TYT video ever :D get him on the camera, call him names :D

[goohgulliscia]

I always thought Mitch would be caught pedophiling but I'll settle for him being an outerspace alien or a gnome or a goblin or just another fucking traitorous piece of shit. Wake up Kentucky! You put a decent Senator in office (Rand Paul) now run this McConnell-asswipe out.

[acchokiefan]

No shit. I thought he would be dead too, if I were a betting man, if the revolution starts, and it might. He and his Chinese wife will be the first to go. Sad but true.

[izzy4053]

I can't believe his family and himself are still alive amidst the Occupy Wall Street which has spread to every state in the union even Alaska!

[fvgdfbdokd]

He looks more like a turtle than a goblin

[djos5]

Look at his neck... uggh

[jsmythib]

All the smart people hang out here!? WOW

[flexxman1964]

This moron is an ULTRA HILLBILLY! dumb ass piece of crap...

[ch1aka2]

This ugly, racist asshole is a treasonous bastard. He is not working in the US's best interest. He is only representing a minority of  white trash. I hate this guy.

[MrBoy219]

you are the one who is keeping America from adviancing ahead.. do us all a favor.. RESIGN RESIGN FROM OFFICE.. WE DONT NEED YOU.. GO HOME AND COUNT ALL THE MONEY YOU STOLE FROM TAX PAYERS

[tstruss912]

20 people who watched this puked on their keyboard.

[themeaningoflife38]

looks like an EVIL MONSTER

whatever fox news or right wing nut jobs say is the opposite of the truth

[bbphnix]

no no no no no no no

the question is NOT whether he looks like a goblin..... the question is whether he's the Hobgoblin or the Green Goblin

[MrBoy219]

look Kentucky , you can do better than bug eyed mitch

[veteranjim]

Possible...He needed a face lift 4 years ago...super glue his jowels and give him a good kick in the butt...maybe he will RETIRE......he has taken enough money by now...

[resincoatedlungs]

The Chantry teaches us that it is the hubris of man that brought the darkspawn into our world.

[GoblinXXX]

Hey, as a goblin, I take exception to being associated with Mitch McConnel. Goblins are mischievous imps who only abduct babies occasionally. The GHOUL description fits McConnel a lot better.

[mountainmink]

Explain to me why Clinton could only stay in office for 8 years yet we can get stuck with McConnell for over thirty, it's not right.

[clippers30511]

so you've all run out of even semi-intelligent things to say? classy.

[DraekoKhan]

no no no.....he's and Ithorian

[poodie56]

hey now, don't call him a ghoul or a goblin, cause thats a huge insult to actual ghouls and goblins :(

[GoblinXXX]

@poodie56 Yeah!

[Phoboskomboa]

I like to call him turtlepooter, because his face looks like a cross between a turtle and a vagina.

[GoblinXXX]

@Phoboskomboa I'm pretty sure "Vagurtle" is one of the new POKEMON characters.

[surfrider001]

Does anyone know why they call him Mitch " panties " Mcconnell? Does he suck on used panties he buys on the street or does he actually wear them?

[A86]

@surfrider001 - From what I heard he's rumored to be secretly gay.

[castlecolten]

@A86 He is, he has a secret boyfriend, a favorite male secretary from his judge days.

[castlecolten]

@surfrider001 No, it's because he wears them on the Senate floor.

[guilfoyle2008]

Mitch McConnell voted Scrooge of 2010. Let's all wish him a very Merry Christmas as he sits and counts his $32,000000.00 in il-gotten gold.

[Feedmadcat]

He is the only human that could stare at "staredad" and make him feel bad.

[rleary1]

Mitch is NOT a ghoul or goblin. He's a God Damn Tortoise. Get your facts straight.

[canisdormit]

If he's a "ghoul and a goblin" then cenk is a brown piece of shit.

[rleary1]

@canisdormit Cenk isn't really brown altho I agree with the piece of shit observation.

[padude64]

McConnell is one sicko from hell!

[YOYOdaMOOSE]

it is common knowledge that he is a man-turtle hybrid

[padude64]

Mitch the bitch! Id love to punch his lights out!

[padude64]

Id knock McConnell into hell! I hate that old bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[reddoorguard]

he's a nobbin nibbler for sure

[erjoalgo]

damn Cenk so Strong

[taosimplicity]

Rush Limbaugh said of Obama when he came to office, "I hope he fails!" Well, I hope the republicans FAIL! I hope the country continues to wind down into an economic mess and the republicans FAIL! Spread it around! I HOPE THEY FAIL!!! Record unemployment didn't bother them, doesn't bother me. I guess you could say I'm a spoiled sport and quite frankly, I don't give a damn! I'll wear that label proudly! Thank you! When we start thinking like republicans we can beat them, but NOT UNTIL THEN!

[taosimplicity]

NEVER! EVER! play fair with a republican. Photo shop a picture of McConnell raping a 9 yr old and spread them accross the internet RUIN HIS FUCKING LIFE. Think about it, even if the press finds out the photos are faked it doesn't matter, when people hear pedophelia involved the careers of politicians are over. If you don't have the guts then get the FUCK OUT OF THE WAY and go back and whine like the stereotyped elitist east coast liberal fairies the right wing has come to expect from you.

[taosimplicity]

DEMOCRATS! It's time to use every Machiavellian trick in the book, unfortunately YOU WON'T and that is why you will continue to lose elections. The intellectuals of our party still naively believe that logic and reason will win the day, it won't. Mitch McConnel must be brought down using every dirty trick we can beg, borrow or steal. Lie,Cheat, and yes, bare false witness at this point. This is not a joke I MEAN IT! If you don't have the balls to use the FBI or CIA then grow some!

[ohnightmare1]

He looks like the turd my dog left on the lawn. Funny thing is when I first saw the turd I was like WTF is Mitch McConnell doing on my lawn

[evilfoukaire]

every time i see his mug on television, i am always reminded of pan's labyrinth. does he remind anyone else of that creepy monster with the eyes in the hands and hanging skin!? scary.

[jakehubbb]

hahaha that was hilarious

[4021971]

Fuck this turd. He is a nasty cocksucker.

[forgetititititit]

This guy looks like he has been hit with the blunt side of a frying pan once too often.

The effect on his brain has been even more devastating.

[elizabethpowell]

Mitch McConnell is a representative that reflects Kentuckys prevailing attitudes which means he's just a RACIST BIGGOT and he HATES that Barack Obama being in the White House because he's black. Basic old school white male inferiority complex. Plus you just can't argue that Univerity Kentucky just doesn't compare with Harvard.

[viletree]

I said it before and I will say it again, that neocon turd Mcconell looks like a frightened turky with big glasses.

[padude64]

Fuck Mitch Mcconnell that lying freak fucking bastard1

[manucalrad]

republicans major contributors this year are foreign companies. why? because republicans outsource jobs. vote to disclose contributors ditch mitch.

[SonoAkumu]

Franklin the Turtle

[rollond1]

The old fart looks like a giant shaved scrotum.

[MrStoopidEd]

@rollond1 Thanks man!  I needed a good cheap laugh.

[mvagusta750]

@rollond1 does anyone know if he has to ,report earnings from royalties paid to him from the Mr. potatoe head

toy company. Mr. potatoe head charecter is based on the mcconnell look

i believe mcconnell also is owned by big oil

[SkyRifter]

@rollond1

Mitch McConnell You "Eyebrow-less scumball;"

>Even the Elite knows.

I predict he plans to double cross even them his own REP buddies in the bitter end.

-So the ones will be cursed for siding along with Mitch.

He cannot be trusted.

-No matter what the cost Mitch Cannot be trusted Even via the elite themselves.

[Ivan951]

Colbert named him a human tortoise hybrid and im sticking to that.

[manucalrad]

this guy is holding up middle class tax cuts to make sure his rich friends get them first. i thought he cared about the deficit.

[KCArmstrongXIIV]

yes he is! lol

he is so gross!

[PolyesterMoustache]

Mitch McConnell is obviously a reptilian. He even looks like a turtle.

[manucalrad]

i think for the first time in his life he can be the bully and he loves it.

[thenmh]

this is due to getting laid very often by asian women (his wife) who can never get enough sex

[Mplay1983]

LMFAO!!!!

[Gallagherfreak100]

McConnell would make an excellent ventriloquist. He barely moves his lips when he speaks. he's a freak

[findthelight2000]

The more I hear from him, and see of McConnell, I'm becoming more and more inclined to believe that aliens from outer space have invaded Earth and are wearing ill-fitting "human" suits!

[OrganNLou]

What is that thing? Mcconell looks and sounds like an old Siamese cat

[teleman84]

Blood-sucking piece of shit.....Mitch McConnell

[rleary1]

No, Mitch McConnell is not a Goblin!! Everyone know that HE'S A SNAPPING TURTLE!!

[susieqcardz1]

This son of a bitch sold his soul to the devil a long time a ago. I embarrassed to say he is from my state of Kentucky. I did not vote for the goblin and will never.

[vdarte]

Old McConnells face looks like a shaved scrotum. Imagine what his nut sack looks like. It must be hanging down around his knees.

[VolatileReaction]

I love this clip so much.

[UncleVinnys]

Ha, Good one!

No, he's a puppet from the old Howdy Doody Show.

Check this out: youtube /watch?v=1l850hT3DR8

[bernthepolarghost]

He looks like a turtle.

[thehouseofhoops]

Holy crap he does look like one. I swear he was in Fallout 3.

[loumeyerjr]

No he looks like a born again give me your money politician> Any a LIAR

[pbmdh]

On behalf of all Minnesotans, I would like to apologize for the stupid bitch Bachmann being elected. SORRY GUIZE !

[brickman73]

he looks looks like Mason Verger from Hannibal

[brickman73]

total goblin...this why looks like a satanic apprentice

[vdarte]

He looks like a shaved scrotum waiting for a vasectomy.

He looks like that old dude in the 6 Flags commercials two days after he died.

[MrMoterhed]

Too bad mitch you lost your battle to prevent healthcare reform. Better start kissing big insurance company asses again right away!!!

[torkerbmx]

i hate that puke

[Boardslydr]

Mitch McConnell is not a goblin, he's a turtle

[ellwyn]

everyone they don't like is a goblin, everyone who agrees with them is a venus or adonis.

[docmalthus]

He looks like a wax figure that was placed to close to an open flame. Would that he were as harmless as a museum dummy.

[emontgo]

He looks like a mortician or an animated corpse. He also looks a little like droopy dog. My best friend says he looks like one of the mystics off of the movie The Dark Crystal. Go take a look for yourself. He really does. Kentucky needs to ditch Mitch but they won't. The old and the ignorant will keep him in there until he retires or dies. Maybe he's dead already and we just have a robot for a senator. Maybe he's one of those Disney animatronics creepy robots.

[zorromom50]

Mitch looks like he is made out of cheap plastic - he is SHINY. I bet if you squeezed his head squeaky sounds would come out

[UnrepentantSinner]

Fuck Mitch, he hates the constitution.

[unclelight]

Mitch is big business's nigger!

[tftmc]

@unclelight

8 out of 10 politicians are working for the PACs that give them campaign contributions. Even though we as individuals can't form PACs in the way businsses can people

[TLK4productions]

i was frozen today

[daddyleon]

lol, Goblin??

More like the Pale-man from Pan's Labyrinth.... damn, scary O_o

[StyngRay1]

He looks like crap. maybe a little inbreeding back in the day? :)

[Joxman2k]

.... So now we are down to name calling based on someones looks????

I thought we had more class than that.

[AreYouConcerned]

Glenn Beck admits he is GAY!!

/watch?v=Vt6XatyswXY

[uberdansounds]

oh ya, he's definitely sold his soul, but that's actually assuming the ph*cker ever had one!

[Yabbablabba]

"Death warmed over"

Classic...

[SupremePenguinTone]

Satan himself.

[1000Demons]

"Mitch McConnell is a goblin"?

KNOB goblin, maybe :D

All jokes aside, get rid of him.

[1969BALLER]

he is blocking buisness and the poor kentuckians keep listening.

[sportsman893]

Mitch Mcconnell feeds on little children.

[aptex]

Mitch McConnell is a closet queen.

[armonocracy]

I don't know why, but everytime I see Mitch McConnell on TV, he reminds me of Jon Voight's character in that movie X-Men after Magnito combined his DNA w/ Mystique before he turned into a puddle of puss...

[Megpie1983]

On behalf of all my fellow Kentuckians, I would like to apologize for this jackass Mcconnell. Sorry u guys! *even tho I didn't vote for him*

[goldgrif]

lol, I moved a few years ago to Kentucky, Mitch is a tool for big money and business, doesnt want health care is afraid to loose his money

[genYprogressive]

@Megpie1983 Did you hear Stephen Colbert say that Bitch McConnell looks like a turtle.

[theone1087]

@Megpie1983 How about apologizing for America? I wish he was only a state-senator, however his vote and "leadership" impacts the entire United States of America. FUCK!

[aptex]

Oh you like them dont you?

[nnamdi247]

LOL, he looks like a golem.

[zombikilla92]

wait you can sell other peoples souls for $20, im down!

[denjobi]

hahaha .. funny basterd

[clausbohm]

That was funny Cenk!!!!!!!!!

[nicholas9999]

looks like he swallowed a sour pickle!

[BiffWebster100]

@nicholas9999  He swallowed the sour dick of a bank lobbyist

[motelcalifornia]

When Mitch McConnell sold his soul to that banker, he said that it was the easiest money he ever made. It was a 10,000 percent profit. He even gave the guy change.

[motelcalifornia]

I nominate Mitch McConnell for a Pinhead Award

[msgambate88]

saggy, gross old man - try to grow a pair and actually cooperate instead of play politics...

[motelcalifornia]

When he retires, he's going to hang out with Michael Steele; wear a big dookie, more bling bling, get some reams, hang out with homies. It's all about boats and hoes.

[motelcalifornia]

Mitch McConnell's last words on his dying day will be: "No girl ever told me 'Rock me, Mitch McConnell!"

O O O O O O O

lol

[motelcalifornia]

One bill makes the budget deficit larger

One bill makes it small

But the ones that the GOP writes

Don't do anythign at all

Go ask Uncle Sammie

Now that he's broke!!!!

[motelcalifornia]

Mitch McConnell could also be Underdog, but he is too much of a mutt

[eirefrance]

The answer is yes!!!!! Wait, i should probably watch the video.

[motelcalifornia]

When Mitch McConnell votes in the senate it is calle a ---MCDOOZY

[motelcalifornia]

What is Mitch McConnell's favorite hobby?

S&M on the weekends and auto-erotic self-asphyxiation on church days.

[motelcalifornia]

Mitch McConnell

A gastrointestinal sound producer

and a real loser

[motelcalifornia]

From Talking Heads:

Psycho-Mitchell

Que'st que c'est

Fafafafafafafafa

[motelcalifornia]

He doesn't look a goblin. McConnell is just your classic, pencil-necked geek, except that he is now morphing into Underdog. LOL

[motelcalifornia]

If McConnell WAS in the Andy Griffith Show, and I would not have put it past him that he auditioned for it, who would he be? Gooooooooolly, I'm in a dilly of pickle over this!

LOL

[NeccoWecco]

He looks like an old Earthworm Jim

[motelcalifornia]

True!!!

[motelcalifornia]

McConnell whistles the Andy Griffith Show theme tune when he enters the Senate chambers

[motelcalifornia]

Something tells me that McConnells live near or at a place called Maybury. I don't know why.

[motelcalifornia]

Can anyone imagine McConnell singing "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred?

He could call himself Wrong Said McConnell. LMAO

[Ivan951]

To quote Colbert: "a human-tortoise hybrid!"

[SwampThizzle]

He DOES look like a fucking zombie. I always was reminded of a corpse at a mortuary viewing whenever I saw him. Seriously, that's one jowly slack-jawed evil-ass Republican cocksucker!

[howthefagworks]

more like foghorn leghorn than a goblin

[erlock21]

be careful cenk ....i love you guys but attacking like that is way to close like the way the nazis used to demonise jews

he might be all you say but go after him in a proffesional manner...but i will let it pass this time ..in your words... am i not mercyfull

[tehant1liberal]

lol is this the only criticism that the left can find of this great man? that hes old? progressivism has been the most deadly and destructive political idea in human history, it is undeniable that the ideals of liberalism lead to the russian civil war, communist terror, nazi germany and its holocaust, north koreas, mao's famines and every other horrible event was caused by liberals...but if liberals can fire back that people who love america might look old...well i guess it shows whos smarter

[Castropher]

Comparing Fascism to Communism?

Noo Fascism is a far far right ideology while your correct in saying Commies are far far far left.

But get your facts straight because Hitler was a right wing nut job.

And no one is that radical in the US...grow up

[motelcalifornia]

they are both statisms. Ayn Rand was right. She was a bitch, but she was right.

[genie0390]

you progressive dorks have a unique way of promoting bipartisanship

[jwhyte67]

An ass goblin

[treid100182]

McConnell is a mutant.

[MrRightAllTime]

name calling now that liberals can't get nothing pass or done even with 59 seats. maybe just maybe liberals will start to kill themselves next.

[MrWildkat88]

he looks like a dead person...so he must be a zombie!

[BloggerMusicMan]

The goblin analogy sums up perfectly the way Mitch McConnell runs his professional career.

[GeorgeO5CARHarrison]

lol. Cenks ridiculous

[Gerafix]

American politics is ridiculous.

[Hawdkoah]

He looks a bit like the Pale Man from Pan's Labyrinth.

[someperson111]

Talk about having a Turkey beak.

[Pull0utBoy]

lol more like troll ;)

[motelcalifornia]

People from New York City never call Mitch McConnell by his name, just "hillbilly." And still this hillbilly survives

[motelcalifornia]

Mitch McConnell is so old, there was a warrant out in Philadelphia ordering his arrest for cracking the Liberty Bell. Then we declared Independence and all was forgiven.

[MrWildkat88]

@motelcalifornia that is the funniest thing i've ever heard your my god damn hero! XD

[motelcalifornia]

Mitch McConnell wants health care reform really bad. He just doesn't want to vote for it.

[motelcalifornia]

What did McConnell say when Roland Burris came to the senate?

I miss Ole Bammmy once again, and I think it's a sin

[motelcalifornia]

How can you tell McConnell's wife at a reception? She is wearing a burqa with the Stars and Bars

[motelcalifornia]

What McConnell's wife said on their first date:

Don't give me no lies and keep yo' hands to yo'self

[motelcalifornia]

Public Service Announcement:

Did you know that Beelzebub has McConnell for disciple??

Oh, mamma mia!

[motelcalifornia]

Who was in McConnell's senior class in high school? Satan

[motelcalifornia]

What would happen to Mrs. McConnell if someone was to let in the sunlight in the morning? She'd turn to dust.

[motelcalifornia]

How does Mitch McConnell get home after work? Turns into a bat and flies away

[motelcalifornia]

How does Mitch McConnell stay in shape? He uses the air pump at the gas station

[trellskig]

LMAO @ Goul and Goblin!

[motelcalifornia]

Mitch McConnell's DNA results are back: Substance unknown

[motelcalifornia]

What must Mitch McConnell do before talking to his wife? Clean up the tomb

[motelcalifornia]

What dosage of Viagra will it take Mitch McConnell to go out and do the town without disappointing the ladies? About a case will do