this REALLY WORKS! TRY IT OUT! 1.Say ur name 10x 2.Say ur mom`s name 5x 3.Say ur crush`s name 3x 4.then paste this to 4 other videos, if you do this your crush will kiss you on the nearest friday!But if you will read this and did not paste this, then you will have very bad luck and your dad might even lose his job
it's definitely way better than fucking dane cook, but you having accomplished much. take out your gay earings and fix your gay looking hair and get more better. i'm not saying you suck, but c'mon, it's pretty annoying
dane cook is not a good comedian at all. rather, a good PERFORMER. i guess someone who likes shitty bands would also like a shitty comedian(cough cough three days grace)
Don't laugh at this! Just do it Start thinking something you really really want cause this is astounding the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck You have just been visited by DrSuess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish Make your wish when the count down is over 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 videos within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come true
at 02:04 did he fart or was that him just moving?! but dude you need to get off youtube (not really) cuz ur so awesome and funny u made me have a crush on you. ye that right... u made me, i had no choice! i was forced to like you! haha jj btw first vid where i can actually see ur earring properly. looks cool.
I'm pretty sure the worst part of this is that your material is superior to Dane Cook's material. It's sad really, but you're still a cocksucking genius.
I hate dane cook so much i coulndt even finish this vid. Your funny but dane is a anal cavity that has no jokes or talent he just says what any average male thinks about but never says. Pluss hes narotic and couldnt stand still or talk normaly if he was drugged.
The difference between this and Dane Cook is the fact that Dane Cook is actually funny and doesn't have some random kid in the background clapping like a retard.
okay listen to Dane Cook and listen to him they sound nothing alike for 1 and for 2 Dane Cook would never say jokes like tht at least make his jokes not jokes tht dont make sense u faggot
Hahaha right on. That's dead on Dane Cook
CompulsiveHonestee 8 months ago
lol the bloopers made me laugh ahahah
rockabillyjulz95 8 months ago
this was just like him! you are GOOD! :p this stuff is really funny!
lilbickiebub 1 year ago
i hate that feedback noise imovie HD does.
but I love this.
chocoluff 1 year ago
IKR.
mychemspaz 1 year ago
loser
Asiangeezus 2 years ago
haha
kezi411 2 years ago
"Rock, Paper, Sisors."
"Awe, You Lose A Finger"
Haha
SavhannaStarr 2 years ago
what comedy thing is this from?
TheGangVideos 2 years ago 2
love it.
dane cook sucks baby blood.
i think u should be in all of his shitty movies.
u'd de-shittify them<3
fshrgrl3 2 years ago
terrible.
y2jayjk 2 years ago
lol, i hate dane cook!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eastcompton88 2 years ago
BIIIIIGGGGGG QQQQQUUUUUEEEEERRRRR
QuIkSiLvEr40210 2 years ago 2
that boys cute
sprouseboy1236 2 years ago
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this REALLY WORKS! TRY IT OUT! 1.Say ur name 10x 2.Say ur mom`s name 5x 3.Say ur crush`s name 3x 4.then paste this to 4 other videos, if you do this your crush will kiss you on the nearest friday!But if you will read this and did not paste this, then you will have very bad luck and your dad might even lose his job
Sesers0539 2 years ago
Attention whore =]
YoshiMario69 2 years ago
perfect impression. dane cook sucks.
uncharted185 2 years ago
i her an annoying high pitch sound.
daricen 2 years ago 4
lol this is really funny :)
amberXfiona96 2 years ago
that is exactly what dane cook is like!
HeatherNicholasJonas 3 years ago
I LOVE Dane Cook and the way you said stuff was alomost the exact same!
Erintoria 3 years ago
better than gay-ne cook.
adiamondonwings 3 years ago
LOL@ 2:09 LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOL
erictheladylover94 3 years ago
lmfaoo!! yur awesomee
iTzzChRiStAnKiE 3 years ago
hahaha its exacly like him
seminormalpolar 3 years ago
it's definitely way better than fucking dane cook, but you having accomplished much. take out your gay earings and fix your gay looking hair and get more better. i'm not saying you suck, but c'mon, it's pretty annoying
intercourseman69 3 years ago
wtf ur dumb
ur nothin lik dane cook
broja136 3 years ago 2
haha yeah he is, its called an impression, :P
have you ever actually sta down and listened to how dane cook pronounces his jokes? its identical xD
officialETE 3 years ago
sorry dude my sister is an idiot
broja136 3 years ago
haha its cool, i was just saying, :P
officialETE 3 years ago
hehe! bulletproof arms :)
LadyKOL08 3 years ago
Love ThiiS jajaja its so True jajaja love at 2:10 jajaja funny LoVe Ya!!!
sWeEtCh3 3 years ago
you suck balls go pick a new roll model
loganlmm 3 years ago
this was lame.
ivanbO6 3 years ago
racoons can not fly you stupid whore
nopancakemix 3 years ago
verr funny, cool !!!:D
zeelove8 3 years ago
wats with your gay earing!?!?!
marceloyanez111 3 years ago
whats with the annoying miget in the back
xxnikkie622xx 3 years ago
theres no bulletproof arms lmfao
xtcy201 3 years ago
that was amazing now fuck me
oommggzz 3 years ago
lol that was spot on
deycallmesam 3 years ago
this sucks and dane cook sucks
black0jackass 3 years ago
HAHAHAH (:
taraxjoyy 3 years ago 2
that was freakin hilarious when that kid did the laugh and claped his hands in the bloopers rotflmfao i cant stop laughing at that
nickdogg1993 3 years ago 2
haha. so funny. not.
TakerRules4Eva 3 years ago
damm boi you hot anys i iked it
zackjad 3 years ago 2
lol
volleyballrocks2012 3 years ago
this is not funny,
conan0b 3 years ago
Hahah ur muthafuckin hawet!!!
goodasgold08 3 years ago
hey rob...FUCK U!!!! dane cook wupps ass
89334 3 years ago
haha that was funny
anitazekaj1 3 years ago
Haha Your Funny..AND Hott
MusicIsMyBoifrend 3 years ago
guaggess <3
kristenscibsstebbins 3 years ago
dane cook is not a good comedian at all. rather, a good PERFORMER. i guess someone who likes shitty bands would also like a shitty comedian(cough cough three days grace)
nice job on the imitation!
xrobx22 3 years ago
i couldnt agree with you more SORRY dillon but you other vids are awsome
birchleaf2006 3 years ago
that's so original love the jokes
koolchickforlife02 3 years ago
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omg wow this sucks.
parody? psh
parodys are supposed to be FUNNY!
u made me gag not laugh
nice try tho
but dane is a fucking awsome comedian!
no one can like "parody" him withouth making a damn fool of themselves
threedaysgracebb 3 years ago
dane cook might be the funniest guys!! BUT YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME .. YOU GUYS ROCK!
fishyishypoke 3 years ago
haha
funny!
thats hw dave cook acts!
KvFlovesNjJ 3 years ago 4
u guys r hotttt
volcomluvr77 3 years ago
HAHA i love you guys so much xD
illalarasati 3 years ago 2
my friend renee wants to kiss you! LOL
20018 3 years ago
damn!
me too(:
lnm111 3 years ago
pshh
i thrice that!
lol
<3
KvFlovesNjJ 3 years ago
sad. "oh I fancy you sexy boy" sad girls. how immature. hahaha
TakerRules4Eva 3 years ago
come to think of it, finding out when the alphabet came to be, seems quite intresting.
setheponderingenius 3 years ago
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HotSun22 3 years ago
haha i love ur friend
DatPinayChika90 3 years ago
this is so great omg
blablabla580 3 years ago
wow dude this is awesome. but it bugs me the way you say fuck you say it way to much FUCK YOU!! like, your so funny
blablabla580 3 years ago
its a joke
hes trying to sat fuck you
APPLExKITTY 3 years ago
oh my god.
this is so great.
(:
yerrr cute.
afelser24 3 years ago
you are the cutest thing ever.
i love your hair.
ny2489 3 years ago
at 02:04 did he fart or was that him just moving?! but dude you need to get off youtube (not really) cuz ur so awesome and funny u made me have a crush on you. ye that right... u made me, i had no choice! i was forced to like you! haha jj btw first vid where i can actually see ur earring properly. looks cool.
candycanes94 3 years ago
lol it sounds like he did!
HannahMontannaFan120 3 years ago
Sorry but the echo is really annoying.
McKIllaG5 3 years ago
ok ur cute but your friend in the background is amasing i saw him on your myspace and im in love.
krystallynn369 3 years ago
lol.... nice earring =]
makaylahullender 3 years ago
omgosh, that was like such a good impression.
K00LaidHero 3 years ago
you rule
nerdysouth 3 years ago
omg
2:09
lol funny stuff
rhgjjljghgjj 3 years ago
dude u look good in striped shirts....lol
rockerchick26505100 3 years ago
ha----------------ha....
willium47 3 years ago
This is great
I love the repetition :)
youngcomic 3 years ago
love you soo funny!
zstormj 3 years ago
lol whats with the kid in the back
mckman31 3 years ago
LOL a, b ima peek my head out and be like "dane! Dane!"
samiH706 3 years ago
hhahhhaha that was soo funny!! woww thats like EXACTLY like dane cook!! only your way funnier :]]
your soo freakin hott!
LETSxPARTY26 3 years ago 3
LOLZ!!!! A B C "DANE"
remember when we were little and they would say unicorns and i would say theyre not real and they would say fuck you!
samiH706 3 years ago 2
YES KID, right on
pistonfan2010 4 years ago 3
lol @ the guy in the background, specially the blooper laugh, lmao was he high?
Numsefisk25 4 years ago
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Danes better
sexai66 4 years ago
dude that was AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
luvinmusic13 4 years ago
lol wow, thats awesome. love all your videos <3
emilynbreanna 4 years ago
lol i love dane cook!!!!
lenny99994 4 years ago
hahaaa dillon your so hot.
dropsofmusik 4 years ago
do you no what i wanted to do
i wanted to so fuck you lol your so hot ;)
clovesmv 4 years ago
sooooooooooo cute call me jk lol
clovesmv 4 years ago
dillon is one sexy guy.....
0Rawker0 4 years ago
your hottt XD you have nice hair! and you are so funny!
BaRbIeDoLlHaTeR 4 years ago
is that kid in the background high lmao
arminho09 4 years ago
I LOVE Dane Cook!! But, Dillon you're hilarious
NBBF214 4 years ago
your hot Dillon
and by the way brill video .I love it
xoxo,weronika
weronikaandhorses 4 years ago
haha well done
DanzeluoTheGreat 4 years ago
don't Do impressoins of Dane cook you little basterd
DarkIchigo50 4 years ago
go die you little fuck shit
dukepride5 4 years ago
dillon is so hott and this is really funny
misstalkalot95 4 years ago
i love your room.
your hotttt.
shine4564 4 years ago
omg why do people critise fucking wankers :@ ! anyways yet again another great video :)
MissClaire2007 4 years ago
Terriable.... u make me want to never do stand up again
rayray2886 4 years ago
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If you were my child I would rape your mouth and anus and then sell your meat to the Jews from canada.
meandmyrobot 4 years ago
omg freaken god what is your issue you have like a sex problem mixed with anger manage ment holy crap
cuppycake67 4 years ago
IM PRETTY SURE YOUR HILAREOUS!!!
tubesinger 4 years ago
this was alot better than what i was expecting, and shoot that dumb nigger in the background
Tatsumaki069 4 years ago
thats good... funny shit!
speeddemon0712 4 years ago
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gay
stefanod2402 4 years ago
he says "rock paper scissors" but he does rock rock scissors =]
natalyaaajordan 4 years ago
and yet we live
cuppycake67 4 years ago 3
you are really really funny!!!!
sixoctober727 4 years ago
your so fucking gay
lukelqwerty 4 years ago
ummmmm what the hell
allwayswalking 4 years ago
dude, that was hilarious, and ur cute, lol
Burnoutchamp 4 years ago
Your to young to be using the eff bomb. Plus you werent great. You should probably use another phrase then "you remember when..."
Iamstitchy 4 years ago
lol, u need to kno the kids, i kno 8 year olds that swear more that dane cook.
Burnoutchamp 4 years ago
well those kids need a good back hand. I know kids like that too. My lil bro and sis wouldnt dare swear like that.
Iamstitchy 4 years ago
This kid is awesome! He actually sounds like Dane Cook, with the stupid way that guy talks
roselynn1989 4 years ago
i luv u!! ur sooo funny!!!
elkriverchic13 4 years ago
nice feedback fucking moron
samtnp 4 years ago
Not funny...
heavyd4444 4 years ago
come on albinojack.....get a grip.
it's ace!!
& even if yooh dont like it hten go & view something else.....god.
chugthenightaway 4 years ago
I'm pretty sure the worst part of this is that your material is superior to Dane Cook's material. It's sad really, but you're still a cocksucking genius.
Protomanice 4 years ago 2
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eat my ass out you little dick guy.
albinojack 4 years ago
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sit on my cock you little bitch
albinojack 4 years ago
how cute!
your so funny :)
cyndiann1 4 years ago
hahaha!! :P
what a laugh!!
XD
xxxxx
chugthenightaway 4 years ago
hahahaaa
"your arms wouldn't save you from bullets!"
hahahaa.
you're so funny.
taraxoyoung 4 years ago
lmfao
MonkeyOctober 4 years ago
hahaha. you do really good impressions xP
coolerthanyou2164 4 years ago
This was amazing. I seriously think you should make a sequel to it. You really do have talent.
souio 4 years ago
You were way funnier than him... Oh yeah, he's not funny ether
mrbassman465 4 years ago
ur so awesome and funny!
and your so fucking hott!!
OMGitsKiley15 4 years ago
u dont even sound like him.....
bluemario14 4 years ago
kx0xc 4 years ago
I hate dane cook so much i coulndt even finish this vid. Your funny but dane is a anal cavity that has no jokes or talent he just says what any average male thinks about but never says. Pluss hes narotic and couldnt stand still or talk normaly if he was drugged.
insanityx2 4 years ago
lmfao. your hott ! <33
MiZzSeXyXo 4 years ago
i like ur jokes but the homo in the back is ruining it
imaPinhead 4 years ago
hahahahahahaha,
funny shit.
but all the stupid people who keep saying how horrible it is...STOP WATCHING! if you watched the whole thing then u must like it.
rocknrolltess 4 years ago
haha dane cock
sk8r994 4 years ago
&stars;
MissHofstetter 4 years ago
♥
MissHofstetter 4 years ago
is your hair naturally flippey like that
sorry for the randomness
love you
♥Lala
MissHofstetter 4 years ago
Dane Cook kicks ass.
Phhyzed 4 years ago
haha!
dane cook is a cunt.
weasleylookalike 4 years ago
bessed impression
cindylouhou18 4 years ago
This is really good. Hahah.
connobwack21 4 years ago
DANE COOK SUCKSSSSS
CrazyShakaZulu 4 years ago
horrible
ArmandMusic123 4 years ago
lmao... kid ur funny as shit.. i made a video about u!! ill post it haha
runningchico 4 years ago
losers!!!!
Parasuik2332 4 years ago
The difference between this and Dane Cook is the fact that Dane Cook is actually funny and doesn't have some random kid in the background clapping like a retard.
Aliciaa05 4 years ago
.... I think this video is exactly like Dane Cook standup. Especially the part about the "clapping and cheering like a retard" part.
trealvin2 4 years ago
lol i like you because you only have one ear gauged. hahaaa
th3worstisovr 4 years ago
dane cook is alright(not really) its just everyone that say they love him have never heard of other comedians.
awesomepossum4 4 years ago
that is the worst impression
FoldsFan606 4 years ago
i liked it,, it helps show that dane cook completly sucks ass
xyop96 4 years ago
wht an idiot...epecially tht guy in the backround..whta waste of sumones time
philitty 4 years ago
wow that was really stupid, you have no life but i give you props for trying
davey9000 4 years ago
lmfao. youve offended all these dumbass dane fans. awesome.
dane cook is unimaginative and anyone with energy can tell his jokes.
OpusMach 4 years ago
This is great. Dane Cook completely sucks balls.
midgetsuicide 4 years ago
STUPID!!!!
timiskool123456 4 years ago
hes hot
jcloie 4 years ago
you are gay and not funny, except the kid behind you
6pantera6rocks6 4 years ago
wow...not funny...
ullelyng 4 years ago
haha the last part was priceless
zhoucow 4 years ago
most pointlesst thing i have ever seen in my life...
jaybronezone 4 years ago
im a dane cook fan but this stuff us funny as hell keep up the good work
evojarek 4 years ago
wow lol
jshmaine 4 years ago
okay listen to Dane Cook and listen to him they sound nothing alike for 1 and for 2 Dane Cook would never say jokes like tht at least make his jokes not jokes tht dont make sense u faggot
timiskool123456 4 years ago
you should get into acting or something. your pretty entertaining and cute. =]
LILASHERZ 4 years ago
LOOK AT HIS LIPS HE A BOBBLEHEAD
axerate 4 years ago
Oh yes there is bullet proof arms, I know there is.
emilyrox1363 4 years ago
Lame. About as much of a waste of time as trying to tell a Dane Cook fan why he sucks.
vext345 4 years ago
awesome-tacular dude. no joke im a d.c. fan and i think its f-ing hi-larious
molz505 4 years ago
haha this is awesome. Pretty good impression. .. god i hate dane cook. he sucks balls
Rustican 4 years ago
this sucked. and whats with the fake laughing?
Raelthorne 4 years ago