Yahweh in heaven ...okay dont eat from the tree[Yahweh thinking wait for it...any minute they will eat from it) YEAH YOURE MINE WHAT DO YOU THINK YOURE DOING? YOU EAT FROM MY TREE GET OUT OF MY HOUSE NOW!!!! Sounds irrational and psychopathic.
To be honest, i think the story is very effective at confusing Christians. Eating an apple is a sin for which god will hold a lengthy grudge to this day. Meanwhile, god wipes out the worlds population except for a boat. The one message is obeidience - do as I say, not as I do. It's the perfect religion for a slave.
To be honest, i think the story is very effective at confusing Christians. Eating an apple is a sin for which god will hold a lengthy grudge to this day. Meanwhile, god wipes out the worlds population except for a boat. The one message is obeidience - do as I say, not as I do. It's the perfect religion for a slave.
How could it be more obvious when, even in the bible it is basically saying that humans are condemned by god for knowing too much? The serpent was trying to free Adam and Eve from a pointless eternity in Eden so that humanity could struggle and grow and learn on it's own.
I always thought it kind of sucked that we had to pay the price for Adam and Eve, and whenever I asked my parents about they always said "that's just the way it is..." :)
The even more messed up part of the fall is that God "programed" every single tiny little parameter. Everything! It put a tree with fruit within the reach of humans it created to desire fruit. Why not make the bad thing a pile of stinky dookie?
The humans were created with the flaw that would eventually lead them to disobey. And to top it all off, they didn't understand what they were doing was wrong until after they did it. And to top that off, God knew the exact outcome beforehand.
"A fairy tale for our time"? Actually a fairy tale about 3,000 years old that makes no sense whatsoever today. Eve was the culprit in Eden but she had a predecessor, Pandora, who opened a box that allowed all the evils into world through sheer uncontrolled feminine curiosity. Notice how it's always the women who get the blame?
Well the tree was really The Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil, and by eating it they lost their innocence. It's a metaphor for humanity becoming itself, but somehow Jesus got involved in this. Jesus died because of political struggle, he dared to call himself King when the Romans were in town. And his elders hated him for using Roman ideas like god-as-man. It probably sucked for Jesus to die, he didn't do it for you, friends!
@HaploidCell Yeah your right.. And it´s just like the eugenics practiced in many countries before world war 2. You have a crimminal history in your family so everybody in your family must be sterilised! including the innocent. This was exactly the idea that hitler used to justify the holocost. Yea!!! God!!!
@HaploidCell Oh no dude, there are many religions which say certian races are damed , like the mormons. and even the bible, the source of christianity says that it is ok to take slaves from far away lands.= those who are different from your tribe are not really people= inferior. The bible does damn certian people more than others. But I think we can agree that the bible is repulsive.
I think that the reason the apple was eaten was just to spit in the face of God, Eve already knew from the beginning that God and his whole concept was laughable, and decided to show him just how rediculous his rules are. Just goes to show that women were ahead of men from the beginning of time.
i dont even know what my fucking point is anymore because of your constant irrelivent rambling you invalid. and i didnt deny your assumption because i do live with my parents because im 17
@purpleSun6292 Oh great. I loveit. You've made my day. I win on three accounts. First, you don't remember what you were talking about. Second, you admit that you are a mere kid. Third, I get you to use all those nasty little "forbidden" words. That's enough satisfaction for one day. You can reply to this if you want to have the last word but I'm finished with you. Oh boy, I really enjoyed our banter but this finale caps it all. Over and out. hehe.
forbidden words? how old are you? and i believe i have won because your the one whos less intelligent then a mere child, soo have fun being a troll in between your internet porn addiction
You, my friend, have totally made my day!! This video truly had me laughing out loud. Especially at the smashing bunnies in the head part. You made my day. I totally needed that. Thank you!! muah xoxox : )
Every time I see theist slogans on cars, I like to speed up and get in front of them then slow down so they can read my atheist slogans on my car. Fuck mythology.
Dude do realize how funny your really are? The way you put things in perspective is super funny. I quoted you the other day in my neuroscience class. It was from one of your old videos when you said: "Soul!" "Soul, a soul couldn't even survive a car accident!" ROFL
People whom can't deal with reality find comfort in the abstraction that religion gives. It's kind of weird when you think. A great percentage of people literally believe in what amounts to nothing more then a fairy tale. So sad when you think.
@purpleSun6292 You haven't said anything that makes sense. It's difficult to decide right or wrong with garbage. And you didn't deny you were still living with your parents. You only challenged my assumption.,
In three minutes and eighteen seconds you've managed to summarise and utterly destroy the entire edifice on which the Christian faith stands. What's more, you did it with such disarming ease, that nobody (in their right mind) could question how preposterous the idea is that we're all condemned because a couple of hippy nudists decided to have a fruit salad for breakfast.
Your fruit story reminds me of the story in the old psalm Adam lay ybounden and the phrase "and all was for an apple An apple that he took." But with classic "religious logic" it continues with praising Adam for his actions because thanks to the fall Maria could become queen in heaven. And it ends with the phrase "Blessed be the time That apple taken was,Therefore we moun singen. Deo gracias!" I guess christians ought to be thankful for the fall of man otherwise there would be no Jesus!
What I find funny is that God was the one bullshitting Adam and Eve the whole time, telling them that they would die if they ate the fruit, and the Serpent was the one being totally honest when he told Eve they wouldn't die, they would gain knowledge. And why didn't God just kill the Serpent before he got the chance to even talk to Eve?
The country would be better off without christianity. and the world would probably be better off without religion in general. someone at work told me the other day I need to change my ways or I'm gonna go to hell. What's ironic is im a very polite person, and she's literally the least liked person at my job. Fuckin hypocrites. IM OVER IT!
Even if they did kill bunnies for fun, the should still not be blamed...God Created them ignorant and incapable of understanding right and wrong (else the fruit idea would be redundent to start with)
So they would not have known that it is wrong to kill those little motherf*&#er anyway
I talked to God the other day. He's really bummed out about the fruit man. He was going to make a bitchin' fruit tart that day. I offered to make him some mincemeat pie but he got all pissed and gave me leprosy instead.
Fruit= Knowledge... so, when god said to eve, "hey, don't eat the fruit" she didn't know what wrong or right was, so why the fuck did god get so mad for letting that shit happen, he's an asshole, if you didn't want the bitch to eat ya fruit, you shoulda put it elsewhere, he's been holding that grudge against us since the dawn of man, what a dick.
@TheToxicRadio Yes, what a dick that fucking god is and what a such a celestial horseshit tale. And to me it's a matter of amazement that this childish bullshit was ever believed by any intelligent human being.
Well, come on, the story was nothing more than broze age primitives trying to explain why, if god is all powerful and could create anything, why aren't we also perfect? Why isn't the world perfect? Well...because we sinned by eating some fruit, see, yeah...and there was this talking snake...now, this talking snake also had legs that later god removed when he cursed him but he was STILL a snake...and, oh yeah, he talked see...come on.
Silly Atheist, you obviously meant "you're" which is a contraction of "you are" that fits your sentence properly. Also, sentences are supposed to start with a capital letter.
Thank you for showcasing how hilariously uneducated the "superior" Atheists are.
@phocjame You are wrong. "Your" is a possessive adjective. "You" is a pronoun. BTW there are people commenting here, whose first language is not English. Sure they make grammatical mistakes but that does not mean they are stupid. Actually, you are showing your ignorance by correcting people incorrectly. Now, for my two cents, that really is stupidity.
@newalbion Oh my, an Atheist that did not do the research - what a suprise.
tubularguppy lists his country as United States on his profile, therefore it is reasonable to assume that he was raised in a primarily English speaking culture, and should have learned how to properly communicate.
Also, "your" is a possessive PRONOUN due to the fact that it is the possessive form of the personal pronoun "you". This is a simple concept, so I will be expecting your simple mind to grasp it.
@phocjame I'm sorry, you are still wrong. Pronoun: 1. A function word that is used in place of a noun or noun phrase.[Wordnet]
2. A word used instead of a noun or name, to avoid the repetition of it. The personal pronouns in English are I, thou or you, he, she, it, we, ye, and they.[Websters]. You will notice that "your" is not in this list of pronouns because it is not a pronoun. Ask one of your professors at Guilford College.
@newalbion "you" is a pronoun, "your" is a possessive pronoun. These Atheists try their hardest to match up to Christian education, but all you can do is attack my nationality and introduce false notions of proper English.
Lest we forget, the English language was conceived and perfected by Christians - Atheists have nothing to do with it.
@phocjame You are as stubborn as a mule. Learn the difference between a pronoun and an adjective. My education was Christian but it didn't stop there. I am not attacking your nationality, just your miserable knowledge of English grammar. Language develops independent of religion. Religion has nothing to do with it. Atheism is simply not believing in a god or gods. It is the default position. It has nothing to do with education. There are stupid and intelligent atheists as also Christians.
@newalbion Yes, I can see your fanatical atheist leaders have brainwashed you well, what does it feel like being unable to formulate a proper response to an intelligent comment? I suppose i'm not going to get much of answer beyond personal insults, but such is the way of atheist misinformation.
@phocjame Our present argument has nothing to do with religiosity or atheism. MaitreyaRocket has also explained it to you. "Your" is a possessive adjective. This is a fact and not misinformation. A proper response to an intelligent comment? I have yet to see an intelligent comment from you. On the contrary, your comments are plain stupid. The English language was conceived by Christians? You are stark raving bonkers.
@newalbion If you honestly believe that then I am truly sorry for you, but fear not, for all may be saved through the majesty of God's word. Accept Jesus into your heart and you will be saved!
God has created us, the world we live in, and inspired thousands of us throughout history with the knowledge to create wonders. Though the greedy choose to pass these crations off as their own, know that our lord extends our lifespan and quality of life - humans do not.
@phocjame Our discussion had nothing to do with atheism. You cannot admit defeat and you cannot lose gracefully. Who is being petty or even petulant? Stop sulking, grow up and get a life.
@phocjame No, my friend. You are the ignorant one. I know your subject but you don't know mine. I have had a Christian education and I know all your (non-) arguments. If not believing is ignorance then I am blissful with my ignorance. If not knowing is intelligence, as you seem to believe, then I prefer my ignorance to your intelligence.
@phocjame I found him but he ran away from me. Ephemeral, intangible, intransigent, etc. But this is a discussion I do not care for because it is pointless. I just pulled you up on your grammar but you have changed the subject. With facts there is a right and a wrong. With religion there is just belief and disbelief. I don't want to change your mind on religion. Stay with it. Just stop trying to convert others. If you want to, you can pray for me. It might help. Only God knows. Hihi.
@phocjame "If you are an atheist now, you cannot have had a true Christian education. Just find God, please."
An intelligent individual will determine for himself what he believes to be true based on his observations and cognitive ability. Intelligence, and cognition are not taught.
Therefore education does NOT dictate your beliefs.
Indoctrination does.
By your own reasoning, a true christian education manipulates you into disregarding logic and reasoning in favor of a phantom theory.
yes. i believe humanity has endless potential and you people who act like you know the origins of god and act like god has biases toward certain people is the most evil form of manipulation, and that manipulation is damaging to our species. it allows evil to relate to the weak masses.
now im not saying all religious people are evil im saying all religious people are weak, but the weak can become strong over time
@purpleSun6292 "....people who act like you..." I think you are addressing the wrong person. I don't claim to know the origins of God. I am an atheist. But not even religious people claim to know the origin of God. Christians believe that God is the origin, i.e. God always was, is, and always will be. Anyway, my discussion with Phocjame was on a point of grammar, not religion.
@purpleSun6292 I do not claim there is no god. I simply do not know and believe that he does not exist. So that makes me a believer but in a negative sense. I think I have right to my belief as much as you do. But I don't call people ignorant because they don't believe as I do. BTW, you wrote "their" and most likely meant "there". Just helping.
@purpleSun6292 What points have you made? Ignorant, fuck, fable nerd, dipshit. Your mouth is a cesspool and your mind probably as well. I'll give you another chance, however. State yout points coherenly and I might deal with them.
haha well princess all my points have already been made in the form of a text comment....all this stuff is obviously beyond your comprehension soo stick to the fable world, it more in your ball park
@purpleSun6292 Ah, diddums. Mummy's little darling has gone into a sulk. Not prepared to discuss anymore. 20 years of age and still living at home. Still sucking your thumb?
@newalbion - In tests where believers & non-believers were presented with cognitive dissonance (i.e. names of colors written in a different color) , theists scored better ... It was found they were under less stress ... The reason they were under less stress is because they didn't care if they wrong or not. It wasn't of any importance to them . Being wrong didn't present a problem to them . And now, I see this conversation ! WOW! Science , you scary !
@phocjame -- " Lest we forget, the English language was conceived and perfected by Christians - Atheists have nothing to do with it. " - As an experiment , I want you to actually try to come up with something that is just as stupid as the above quote.
@phocjame - No one attacked your intelligence ... Your knowledge was called into question ... You wee shown to be wrong ... Instead of incoporating this new found knowledge gracefully , you continued to battle on, not even botheing to check youself . This inability to take on new information is indicitive of the theist .
@phocjame - "YOUR" is a possesive adjective ... For future reference, "YOURS" is a possesive pronoun ... The Xtian trait of stubbornly hanging on when conclusively proved wrong & totally refuted is truly repulsive . It's clear reality is too much too bear for the Xtian ... You've failed English & History . What's next ???
@phocjame The United States is full of people for whom English is a second language. So the listed county is still no indicator of a person's language skills. You are a prime example. You come from England but your knowledge of English grammar is paltry, regardless of you being a Christian or not.
Imagine if someone stole your lawn mower and then you burned that guys house to the ground and raped his wife and daughters, and used bio-chemical weapons so that every decendant of his that lived on his land got sick for years and years. Then some years later you kill your only son and told that person they are forgiven... Yeah I know... makes perfect sense right?
The universe is 6K years old. Jesus is coming to his kingdom any minute now and has been for 2K years. Why couldn't God have put those damn trees on a planet more than 6K light years away from Earth and the talking serpents 6K light years from both and there would never have been a problem. An omniscient being should have been able to work that out.
The apple as the original sin still ignores Adem's first act of rebellion of rejecting the animals as a "help meet" Forcing god to ramp up the creation machine again and create Eve. Check out my Question to Cletus for a full explanation.
The first people never knew how high maintenacne gad was when they were house guests in his garden. Never knew how proud he was of his sweet imported tree. I can just picture his epic prima donna foot-stamping hissy fit when he saw their foot prints in the tree's mulch and the apple core on the wind-rowed lamn.... Christianity needs to be 4GVN for the book of Genesis... it is high class FAIL
@Digideus also want to add that he "died" for a few days just as an earth person. He was still alive and well in heaven. And he can return if he really wants to.
Plus Jesus was aging like a real person and at age 30 he was already old by then. It was basically time for him to go anyway. But yeah dude Jesus totally went ahead and did preatty much all that for you.
@CognosSquare personally, id rather he hadnt bothered. If god hasnt got the balls to come to me personally and front me about his apples, then he's obviously a douche using other people to do his dirty work and he can join the long queue of people I couldnt care less about. Fool!
Yeah, and my thing is...why'd he create that damn tree and then place it there in the FIRST place, it isn't like He didn't KNOW what was gonna happen! And the fruit was, evidentally, KNOWLEDGE! Good thing we ate it!
Brilliant! Another fantastic video Cristofer7, the "if I could turn back the hand of time, they would of had a banana that day" gave my partner and I good laugh so thank you, keep up the great content.
This may explain why religion has always been so scared of the pursuit of knowledge and why they try to keep their followers ignorant. In the religious mind knowledge = sin.
Well that and the fact that the more we learn about the universe around us, the fewer places are left for their god to hide in.
Sinning is disobedience. Forgiveness is worship. Jesus is Lord and Master.
If you just look at this choice of words in Christian doctrine you know it's all about one thing and that's praising their slave master. And this deity's so touchy that you even can't not believe he exists. How can that even be an option, if he exists? It's like the evangelists knew they had no evidence for God, so they glorified faith, credulity, using emotionally charged words as "heart" "father" "saviour" "repent".
The Christian doctrine basically made every natural instinct (except maybe starvation) a sin. So naturally our every state of being is sinful. There is no way around it. Imagine if starvation was a sin. People would have to ask god for forgiveness for going hungry for food he never provided! This is the basis of Christianity. Completely asinine.
The closest reason that I can come with for the "Jesus died for your sin" is that someone had to put a moral, happyface, on a horrible event. If you really dig into the NT, you realise that "God's plan" went way off track. It was supposed to be Jesus vs. Herod...except Herod won..."Ok...how do we put a happy face on this one? Got it! Jesus died for your sins. AHA! Beat that one Herod. In your face!"
Which is right up there with doing a faceplant, getting up, and saying "I meant to do that."
The Shinigami loves apples, and so do I. I like tomatoes and pomegranates as well, so I guess i'm triple cursed. As for that part of genesis, the truth is that god was pissed at Satan for pwning him with his own creation by getting them to turn away from god over a piece of fruit. A pretty, red, fragrant, juicy apple. What would you do? As for smashing bunnies in the head, imagine what we would be suffering then? People might be killing each other for nothing. Oh yeah, we're already doing that.
The knowledge sufficient to discern good from evil and what has value was the fruit. The act that allowed freedom was deemed sinful and was forbidden. Read Genesis 3 again and you can see the problem. God is a tyrant.
As much as liberal christians try to distance themselves from the creation myth depicted in the book of genesis, they cannot logically do so.There needs to be a fall of man for humanity to need a savior and to give god the excuse to loose the horrific suffering we see in the world today.The book of genesis claims that the earth was created before the sun and the moon, This disagrees with observations made by modern cosmologists...The alternative is a magic that falls down under scrutiny.God=fail
why a talking snake, anyway? why not a talking blue footed boobie? that would have been far more impressive and god-like.
oh wait, that's right.. humans didn't step foot on Galapagos until long after thatbest seller fairy tale was written. so i guess they had to stick to animals they knew about. lol
Great observations. God appears to be like the old guy in everyone's neighborhood who hates the kids because 20 years ago some kids knocked a ball into his yard.
Both God and this old neighbor need to get over it.
Did Adam and Eve share their story with someone? Maybe Eve was framed by the writers to let females know ya you can make babies and stuff....but its also your fault that we are living in sin...so dont feel too important. Gee Thanks ladies.
I think the most retarded thing is: They didn't know good and evil, so how could they sin? They wouldn't know until after they ate the fruit that it was wrong. Or even to obey god in the first place. My logic is, children and infants go to heaven because of their lack of understanding. Isn't the same true for Adam and Eve, before they ate the fruit? Also, Jesus is a lousy sacrifice. Goes to heaven, and he's going to live again. Look up the word sacrifice, doesn't even fit the definition.
the phrase "jesus died for your sins" was something that the first jewish christians used to say to each other because it meant that they didn't have to go pay money at the synagogue to be forgiven like they were accustomed to
it was NOT meant to guilt trip people into believing
Yahweh in heaven ...okay dont eat from the tree[Yahweh thinking wait for it...any minute they will eat from it) YEAH YOURE MINE WHAT DO YOU THINK YOURE DOING? YOU EAT FROM MY TREE GET OUT OF MY HOUSE NOW!!!! Sounds irrational and psychopathic.
MrEmeraldfusion 3 months ago
To be honest, i think the story is very effective at confusing Christians. Eating an apple is a sin for which god will hold a lengthy grudge to this day. Meanwhile, god wipes out the worlds population except for a boat. The one message is obeidience - do as I say, not as I do. It's the perfect religion for a slave.
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To be honest, i think the story is very effective at confusing Christians. Eating an apple is a sin for which god will hold a lengthy grudge to this day. Meanwhile, god wipes out the worlds population except for a boat. The one message is obeidience - do as I say, not as I do. It's the perfect religion for a slave.
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How could it be more obvious when, even in the bible it is basically saying that humans are condemned by god for knowing too much? The serpent was trying to free Adam and Eve from a pointless eternity in Eden so that humanity could struggle and grow and learn on it's own.
Staunts 7 months ago
I always thought it kind of sucked that we had to pay the price for Adam and Eve, and whenever I asked my parents about they always said "that's just the way it is..." :)
SandySweet575 9 months ago
The even more messed up part of the fall is that God "programed" every single tiny little parameter. Everything! It put a tree with fruit within the reach of humans it created to desire fruit. Why not make the bad thing a pile of stinky dookie?
The humans were created with the flaw that would eventually lead them to disobey. And to top it all off, they didn't understand what they were doing was wrong until after they did it. And to top that off, God knew the exact outcome beforehand.
politicsthatmatter 10 months ago
"A fairy tale for our time"? Actually a fairy tale about 3,000 years old that makes no sense whatsoever today. Eve was the culprit in Eden but she had a predecessor, Pandora, who opened a box that allowed all the evils into world through sheer uncontrolled feminine curiosity. Notice how it's always the women who get the blame?
colourmegone 10 months ago
yes indeed.
ImhotepRamses 10 months ago
Well the tree was really The Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil, and by eating it they lost their innocence. It's a metaphor for humanity becoming itself, but somehow Jesus got involved in this. Jesus died because of political struggle, he dared to call himself King when the Romans were in town. And his elders hated him for using Roman ideas like god-as-man. It probably sucked for Jesus to die, he didn't do it for you, friends!
AnticDispossession 1 year ago
such a pointless argument,must have a craptacular life to be so fixated on such a ridiculous subject
Larupo 1 year ago
@Larupo I agree religion is ridiculous but religion as a subject is not, considering 90 percent of the world believe in it.
Sconz32 1 year ago
If sin is anything contrary to god's will and if the fruit of knowledge was by god does that mean god created sin?
Nihilist127 1 year ago
God seems to be really into punishing everyone for one person's actions.
CCNezin1 1 year ago
yeah. fruit = knowledge
knowledge = power
and if you grab for power, you basically cut in on gods turf. and he dont like that.
still - that "original sin" can be inherited and transfered to the children of the people?
how does that work?
seems like a pretty fucking big leap to make.
its like saying "adam adam is a bad dude. so all of adams family are bad too. so we gonna look them all up. baby, granma, everyone."
seems completely fucking ridicoulus
HaploidCell 1 year ago
@HaploidCell Yeah your right.. And it´s just like the eugenics practiced in many countries before world war 2. You have a crimminal history in your family so everybody in your family must be sterilised! including the innocent. This was exactly the idea that hitler used to justify the holocost. Yea!!! God!!!
sstan1337 10 months ago
@sstan1337 sort of.
eugenics in WW2 were pseudo-scientificaly supported.
meaning, that criminality was said to be in your genes, and that therefore the sons of thieves would be thieves.
as if that was not bad enough entire RACES were declared to be geneticaly "bad".
It was all about the blue-eyed, blonde white folk = perfection / everything else = enemy.
the DNA-thing protected some, while demonising others.
BUT the church goes "everyone is a son of adam"
it protects noone. it damnes everyone.
HaploidCell 10 months ago
@HaploidCell Oh no dude, there are many religions which say certian races are damed , like the mormons. and even the bible, the source of christianity says that it is ok to take slaves from far away lands.= those who are different from your tribe are not really people= inferior. The bible does damn certian people more than others. But I think we can agree that the bible is repulsive.
Peace
sstan1337 10 months ago
@sstan1337 yup ^^. peace
HaploidCell 10 months ago
I was going to comment but I will call you later. Besides this in the internet and there are boobs out there waiting to be looked at
soundmind9 1 year ago
I think that the reason the apple was eaten was just to spit in the face of God, Eve already knew from the beginning that God and his whole concept was laughable, and decided to show him just how rediculous his rules are. Just goes to show that women were ahead of men from the beginning of time.
LurkingLurkerLurks 1 year ago 3
@LurkingLurkerLurks - nice point!
Cristofer7 1 year ago
i dont even know what my fucking point is anymore because of your constant irrelivent rambling you invalid. and i didnt deny your assumption because i do live with my parents because im 17
suck my fat pedulem like dick you snivling douche
purpleSun6292 1 year ago
@purpleSun6292 Oh great. I loveit. You've made my day. I win on three accounts. First, you don't remember what you were talking about. Second, you admit that you are a mere kid. Third, I get you to use all those nasty little "forbidden" words. That's enough satisfaction for one day. You can reply to this if you want to have the last word but I'm finished with you. Oh boy, I really enjoyed our banter but this finale caps it all. Over and out. hehe.
newalbion 1 year ago
@newalbion
forbidden words? how old are you? and i believe i have won because your the one whos less intelligent then a mere child, soo have fun being a troll in between your internet porn addiction
purpleSun6292 1 year ago
Subscribed.
Ujikaweapon1 1 year ago
You, my friend, have totally made my day!! This video truly had me laughing out loud. Especially at the smashing bunnies in the head part. You made my day. I totally needed that. Thank you!! muah xoxox : )
nicomell1 1 year ago
Every time I see theist slogans on cars, I like to speed up and get in front of them then slow down so they can read my atheist slogans on my car. Fuck mythology.
citizen762 1 year ago 2
"1 Cross + 3 Nails= 4GVN"
I am terrible at maths, but I don't see where the GVN came from.
neincraf 1 year ago
I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS
piatdor 1 year ago
Dude do realize how funny your really are? The way you put things in perspective is super funny. I quoted you the other day in my neuroscience class. It was from one of your old videos when you said: "Soul!" "Soul, a soul couldn't even survive a car accident!" ROFL
TheDarkSagan 1 year ago
People whom can't deal with reality find comfort in the abstraction that religion gives. It's kind of weird when you think. A great percentage of people literally believe in what amounts to nothing more then a fairy tale. So sad when you think.
keecefly 1 year ago
does the fact tht im belligerent and offensive make me wrong?
purpleSun6292 1 year ago
@purpleSun6292 You haven't said anything that makes sense. It's difficult to decide right or wrong with garbage. And you didn't deny you were still living with your parents. You only challenged my assumption.,
newalbion 1 year ago
Nice vid man
LolJesusDied1 1 year ago
In three minutes and eighteen seconds you've managed to summarise and utterly destroy the entire edifice on which the Christian faith stands. What's more, you did it with such disarming ease, that nobody (in their right mind) could question how preposterous the idea is that we're all condemned because a couple of hippy nudists decided to have a fruit salad for breakfast.
JesusCockInAllahAss 1 year ago
Does anybody find it odd that this story makes obtaining knowledge of right & wrong somehow a bad thing?
88Keyz101 1 year ago
@88Keyz101
are you saying humans need religion to know right from wrong?
purpleSun6292 1 year ago
@purpleSun6292
Thats nowhere near anything I was saying. I dont even know how that could possibly be mistaken as a interpretation of my comment.
88Keyz101 1 year ago
@88Keyz101
tell me how i should have interpreted it?
purpleSun6292 1 year ago
Ahahaha. They could have made ski masks out of the rabbits! Excellent video. Tragically goofy.
Tiwaking 1 year ago
Affirmative action "like".
The tree of knowledge was an apple computer bro. Get it?
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yogsothothery 1 year ago
Your fruit story reminds me of the story in the old psalm Adam lay ybounden and the phrase "and all was for an apple An apple that he took." But with classic "religious logic" it continues with praising Adam for his actions because thanks to the fall Maria could become queen in heaven. And it ends with the phrase "Blessed be the time That apple taken was,Therefore we moun singen. Deo gracias!" I guess christians ought to be thankful for the fall of man otherwise there would be no Jesus!
yogsothothery 1 year ago
I think the magic fruit gave man the ability to believe in stupid fairy tales.
loveisallneed 1 year ago
What I find funny is that God was the one bullshitting Adam and Eve the whole time, telling them that they would die if they ate the fruit, and the Serpent was the one being totally honest when he told Eve they wouldn't die, they would gain knowledge. And why didn't God just kill the Serpent before he got the chance to even talk to Eve?
God likes a rigged game...
BudhagRizzo 1 year ago
"Tragically Goofy"
brilliant
TheCakeAintNoLie 1 year ago
The "fruit" was free will, which they had all along.
ChaosIncarnate7 1 year ago
The country would be better off without christianity. and the world would probably be better off without religion in general. someone at work told me the other day I need to change my ways or I'm gonna go to hell. What's ironic is im a very polite person, and she's literally the least liked person at my job. Fuckin hypocrites. IM OVER IT!
southparkresident 1 year ago
....maybe that would have been ok, because god hates bunnies?...
compvm33 1 year ago
Even if they did kill bunnies for fun, the should still not be blamed...God Created them ignorant and incapable of understanding right and wrong (else the fruit idea would be redundent to start with)
So they would not have known that it is wrong to kill those little motherf*&#er anyway
cookeladoo 1 year ago
Excellent summation..."tragically goofy"
CrankyCrone 1 year ago
We're doomed because of bullshit.
voyzovrezon 1 year ago
I talked to God the other day. He's really bummed out about the fruit man. He was going to make a bitchin' fruit tart that day. I offered to make him some mincemeat pie but he got all pissed and gave me leprosy instead.
zabukazar 1 year ago
Fruit= Knowledge... so, when god said to eve, "hey, don't eat the fruit" she didn't know what wrong or right was, so why the fuck did god get so mad for letting that shit happen, he's an asshole, if you didn't want the bitch to eat ya fruit, you shoulda put it elsewhere, he's been holding that grudge against us since the dawn of man, what a dick.
TheToxicRadio 1 year ago 15
@TheToxicRadio Yes, what a dick that fucking god is and what a such a celestial horseshit tale. And to me it's a matter of amazement that this childish bullshit was ever believed by any intelligent human being.
pedrom41 1 year ago
Well, come on, the story was nothing more than broze age primitives trying to explain why, if god is all powerful and could create anything, why aren't we also perfect? Why isn't the world perfect? Well...because we sinned by eating some fruit, see, yeah...and there was this talking snake...now, this talking snake also had legs that later god removed when he cursed him but he was STILL a snake...and, oh yeah, he talked see...come on.
MrWonkoSane 1 year ago
"You touchy mother fucker"......hahahaha....priceless.
djosephallen 1 year ago 17
Let me see, God doesn't want me to sin, so he created me as a creature capable of sinning when he could have easily made me perfect. Um.. yeah.
pmarie2003 1 year ago
It's a mushroom! Duh!
tecnoblix 1 year ago
DO NOT PUSH THE RED BUTTON!
/watch?v=vsF0K3Ou1v0&feature=related
MARI0LAND 1 year ago
I freakin loved that fruit, man. Why'd you gotta go and eat it.
Gesmehod 1 year ago
Epic! Thanks.
yadabub 1 year ago
Stupid atheists.
phocjame 1 year ago
@phocjame your dumb as hell.
tubularguppy 1 year ago
@tubularguppy "Your" is a pronoun.
Silly Atheist, you obviously meant "you're" which is a contraction of "you are" that fits your sentence properly. Also, sentences are supposed to start with a capital letter.
Thank you for showcasing how hilariously uneducated the "superior" Atheists are.
phocjame 1 year ago
@phocjame "I" dont give a fuck"kkkakakakkk
tubularguppy 1 year ago
@tubularguppy Of course you don't give a fuck, you're an Atheist. You're not interested in things like accuracy, or
truth - you just want to feel superior to those you don't understand. Rather sad, really.
phocjame 1 year ago
@phocjame You are wrong. "Your" is a possessive adjective. "You" is a pronoun. BTW there are people commenting here, whose first language is not English. Sure they make grammatical mistakes but that does not mean they are stupid. Actually, you are showing your ignorance by correcting people incorrectly. Now, for my two cents, that really is stupidity.
newalbion 1 year ago
@newalbion Oh my, an Atheist that did not do the research - what a suprise.
tubularguppy lists his country as United States on his profile, therefore it is reasonable to assume that he was raised in a primarily English speaking culture, and should have learned how to properly communicate.
Also, "your" is a possessive PRONOUN due to the fact that it is the possessive form of the personal pronoun "you". This is a simple concept, so I will be expecting your simple mind to grasp it.
phocjame 1 year ago
@phocjame I'm sorry, you are still wrong. Pronoun: 1. A function word that is used in place of a noun or noun phrase.[Wordnet]
2. A word used instead of a noun or name, to avoid the repetition of it. The personal pronouns in English are I, thou or you, he, she, it, we, ye, and they.[Websters]. You will notice that "your" is not in this list of pronouns because it is not a pronoun. Ask one of your professors at Guilford College.
newalbion 1 year ago
@newalbion "you" is a pronoun, "your" is a possessive pronoun. These Atheists try their hardest to match up to Christian education, but all you can do is attack my nationality and introduce false notions of proper English.
Lest we forget, the English language was conceived and perfected by Christians - Atheists have nothing to do with it.
phocjame 1 year ago
@phocjame You are as stubborn as a mule. Learn the difference between a pronoun and an adjective. My education was Christian but it didn't stop there. I am not attacking your nationality, just your miserable knowledge of English grammar. Language develops independent of religion. Religion has nothing to do with it. Atheism is simply not believing in a god or gods. It is the default position. It has nothing to do with education. There are stupid and intelligent atheists as also Christians.
newalbion 1 year ago
@newalbion Yes, I can see your fanatical atheist leaders have brainwashed you well, what does it feel like being unable to formulate a proper response to an intelligent comment? I suppose i'm not going to get much of answer beyond personal insults, but such is the way of atheist misinformation.
phocjame 1 year ago
@phocjame Our present argument has nothing to do with religiosity or atheism. MaitreyaRocket has also explained it to you. "Your" is a possessive adjective. This is a fact and not misinformation. A proper response to an intelligent comment? I have yet to see an intelligent comment from you. On the contrary, your comments are plain stupid. The English language was conceived by Christians? You are stark raving bonkers.
newalbion 1 year ago
@newalbion If you honestly believe that then I am truly sorry for you, but fear not, for all may be saved through the majesty of God's word. Accept Jesus into your heart and you will be saved!
God has created us, the world we live in, and inspired thousands of us throughout history with the knowledge to create wonders. Though the greedy choose to pass these crations off as their own, know that our lord extends our lifespan and quality of life - humans do not.
phocjame 1 year ago
@phocjame You've changed the subject. I win, you lose.
newalbion 1 year ago
@newalbion Because of course, Atheists are anything but petty.
phocjame 1 year ago
@phocjame Our discussion had nothing to do with atheism. You cannot admit defeat and you cannot lose gracefully. Who is being petty or even petulant? Stop sulking, grow up and get a life.
newalbion 1 year ago
@newalbion I am bringing God's word to the ignorant - there is nothing more noble in life.
phocjame 1 year ago
@phocjame You are bringing the same old claptrap.
newalbion 1 year ago
@newalbion Only thought of as such by the ignorant.
phocjame 1 year ago
@phocjame No, my friend. You are the ignorant one. I know your subject but you don't know mine. I have had a Christian education and I know all your (non-) arguments. If not believing is ignorance then I am blissful with my ignorance. If not knowing is intelligence, as you seem to believe, then I prefer my ignorance to your intelligence.
newalbion 1 year ago
@newalbion If you are an atheist now, you cannot have had a true Christian education. Just find God, please.
phocjame 1 year ago
@phocjame I found him but he ran away from me. Ephemeral, intangible, intransigent, etc. But this is a discussion I do not care for because it is pointless. I just pulled you up on your grammar but you have changed the subject. With facts there is a right and a wrong. With religion there is just belief and disbelief. I don't want to change your mind on religion. Stay with it. Just stop trying to convert others. If you want to, you can pray for me. It might help. Only God knows. Hihi.
newalbion 1 year ago
@phocjame "If you are an atheist now, you cannot have had a true Christian education. Just find God, please."
An intelligent individual will determine for himself what he believes to be true based on his observations and cognitive ability. Intelligence, and cognition are not taught.
Therefore education does NOT dictate your beliefs.
Indoctrination does.
By your own reasoning, a true christian education manipulates you into disregarding logic and reasoning in favor of a phantom theory.
cclindalen 1 year ago
@cclindalen Exactly: only faith can guide you along the true path. Faith is purest when it is unquestioning.
phocjame 1 year ago
@phocjame So brainwashing, or indoctrination to be exact, is a good thing?
Remove the option of free thought and everything will be as you have decided it should be?
That path, and way of thought only leads to intolerance, deception, abuse, and all kinds of "ism's".
That path, my dear sir, leads to the exact opposites of what the ten commandments would teach us (the ones you claim you follow).
Blind, unquestioning faith only leads to a world full of ignorant narcissists, stumbling in the dark.
cclindalen 1 year ago
@newalbion
i had a true christian education from birth to 14 and i relized it was all a lie when i was about 8
i believe in a higher power but im not ignorant enough to put a label on it.
what im trying to say is grow up. if not for your own self then for you species
purpleSun6292 1 year ago
@purpleSun6292 which species?
newalbion 1 year ago
@newalbion
the human species
purpleSun6292 1 year ago
@purpleSun6292 I don't quite follow you. So I should grow up for humans?
newalbion 1 year ago
@newalbion
yes. i believe humanity has endless potential and you people who act like you know the origins of god and act like god has biases toward certain people is the most evil form of manipulation, and that manipulation is damaging to our species. it allows evil to relate to the weak masses.
now im not saying all religious people are evil im saying all religious people are weak, but the weak can become strong over time
purpleSun6292 1 year ago
@purpleSun6292 "....people who act like you..." I think you are addressing the wrong person. I don't claim to know the origins of God. I am an atheist. But not even religious people claim to know the origin of God. Christians believe that God is the origin, i.e. God always was, is, and always will be. Anyway, my discussion with Phocjame was on a point of grammar, not religion.
newalbion 1 year ago
@newalbion
thts convienent
purpleSun6292 1 year ago
@purpleSun6292 Yes, truth is convenient.
newalbion 1 year ago
@newalbion
and saying you know their is no god is just as ignorant as saying there is a god
purpleSun6292 1 year ago
@purpleSun6292 I do not claim there is no god. I simply do not know and believe that he does not exist. So that makes me a believer but in a negative sense. I think I have right to my belief as much as you do. But I don't call people ignorant because they don't believe as I do. BTW, you wrote "their" and most likely meant "there". Just helping.
newalbion 1 year ago
@newalbion
go fuck yourself you little fable nerd
purpleSun6292 1 year ago
@purpleSun6292 Hehe. Your comment is satisfaction enough. Gotcha. I win you lose.
newalbion 1 year ago
@newalbion
spoken like a true dip shit
purpleSun6292 1 year ago
@purpleSun6292 Now you've found a subject in which you are well versed. But changing the subject counts as defeat too.
newalbion 1 year ago
@newalbion
dude you've dodged ever point ive been making
purpleSun6292 1 year ago
@purpleSun6292 What points have you made? Ignorant, fuck, fable nerd, dipshit. Your mouth is a cesspool and your mind probably as well. I'll give you another chance, however. State yout points coherenly and I might deal with them.
newalbion 1 year ago
@newalbion
haha well princess all my points have already been made in the form of a text comment....all this stuff is obviously beyond your comprehension soo stick to the fable world, it more in your ball park
purpleSun6292 1 year ago
@purpleSun6292 Ah, diddums. Mummy's little darling has gone into a sulk. Not prepared to discuss anymore. 20 years of age and still living at home. Still sucking your thumb?
newalbion 1 year ago
@newalbion
you know making assumptions makes you look like an ass? and as soon as you say something worth while, im prepared to discuss
purpleSun6292 1 year ago
@purpleSun6292 Just for the record, your opening comment to me was as follows:
"i had a true christian education from birth to 14 and i relized it was all a lie when i was about 8
i believe in a higher power but im not ignorant enough to put a label on it.
what im trying to say is grow up. if not for your own self then for you species"
Right from scratch, without cause or necessity, you were belligerent and offensive. I have no idea why.
You set the tone.
newalbion 1 year ago
@newalbion - In tests where believers & non-believers were presented with cognitive dissonance (i.e. names of colors written in a different color) , theists scored better ... It was found they were under less stress ... The reason they were under less stress is because they didn't care if they wrong or not. It wasn't of any importance to them . Being wrong didn't present a problem to them . And now, I see this conversation ! WOW! Science , you scary !
MaitreyaRocket 1 year ago
@phocjame - Do you have any evidence for these incredible statements ?
MaitreyaRocket 1 year ago
@phocjame -- " Lest we forget, the English language was conceived and perfected by Christians - Atheists have nothing to do with it. " - As an experiment , I want you to actually try to come up with something that is just as stupid as the above quote.
MaitreyaRocket 1 year ago
@MaitreyaRocket Yes, keep attacking my intelligence, you only show off your own limits.
phocjame 1 year ago
@phocjame - No one attacked your intelligence ... Your knowledge was called into question ... You wee shown to be wrong ... Instead of incoporating this new found knowledge gracefully , you continued to battle on, not even botheing to check youself . This inability to take on new information is indicitive of the theist .
MaitreyaRocket 1 year ago
@phocjame - "YOUR" is a possesive adjective ... For future reference, "YOURS" is a possesive pronoun ... The Xtian trait of stubbornly hanging on when conclusively proved wrong & totally refuted is truly repulsive . It's clear reality is too much too bear for the Xtian ... You've failed English & History . What's next ???
MaitreyaRocket 1 year ago
@MaitreyaRocket You have only proved me wrong in the mind of the atheist, but luckily we theists are not so obtuse.
phocjame 1 year ago
@phocjame - You're certainly very at ease with being wrong. That is a scientifically proven theist trait .
MaitreyaRocket 1 year ago
@newalbion I must admit however, it is quite rare that I find an Atheist trying to educate themselves, so kudos for trying.
phocjame 1 year ago
@phocjame The United States is full of people for whom English is a second language. So the listed county is still no indicator of a person's language skills. You are a prime example. You come from England but your knowledge of English grammar is paltry, regardless of you being a Christian or not.
newalbion 1 year ago
*adds video to favorites*
TheRedneckAtheist 1 year ago
I think it was tomacco.
glifencible 1 year ago
Imagine if someone stole your lawn mower and then you burned that guys house to the ground and raped his wife and daughters, and used bio-chemical weapons so that every decendant of his that lived on his land got sick for years and years. Then some years later you kill your only son and told that person they are forgiven... Yeah I know... makes perfect sense right?
CappitranoBellephant 1 year ago 3
The universe is 6K years old. Jesus is coming to his kingdom any minute now and has been for 2K years. Why couldn't God have put those damn trees on a planet more than 6K light years away from Earth and the talking serpents 6K light years from both and there would never have been a problem. An omniscient being should have been able to work that out.
8WholeThing 1 year ago
The apple as the original sin still ignores Adem's first act of rebellion of rejecting the animals as a "help meet" Forcing god to ramp up the creation machine again and create Eve. Check out my Question to Cletus for a full explanation.
pastafariandan 1 year ago
The first people never knew how high maintenacne gad was when they were house guests in his garden. Never knew how proud he was of his sweet imported tree. I can just picture his epic prima donna foot-stamping hissy fit when he saw their foot prints in the tree's mulch and the apple core on the wind-rowed lamn.... Christianity needs to be 4GVN for the book of Genesis... it is high class FAIL
fifh89 1 year ago
Why does anyone even still eat fruit? LMFAO nuts
JayDeeVK 1 year ago
"jesus died for our sins!"
"What sin exactly?"
"err......... Eve ate his apples!"
"So? You mean to tell me that he got pissed over a fucking apple?
"errrrr.....maybe..?"
"FAIL!"
Digideus 1 year ago
@Digideus also want to add that he "died" for a few days just as an earth person. He was still alive and well in heaven. And he can return if he really wants to.
Plus Jesus was aging like a real person and at age 30 he was already old by then. It was basically time for him to go anyway. But yeah dude Jesus totally went ahead and did preatty much all that for you.
CognosSquare 1 year ago
@CognosSquare personally, id rather he hadnt bothered. If god hasnt got the balls to come to me personally and front me about his apples, then he's obviously a douche using other people to do his dirty work and he can join the long queue of people I couldnt care less about. Fool!
Digideus 1 year ago
Yeah, and my thing is...why'd he create that damn tree and then place it there in the FIRST place, it isn't like He didn't KNOW what was gonna happen! And the fruit was, evidentally, KNOWLEDGE! Good thing we ate it!
julzabro 1 year ago
You know later on in the bible, the Christan god gets mad because people are offering him fruits and vegetables for offerings.
sulthus 1 year ago
@sulthus So, I guess he really wasn't a vegetarian then!
metalskinstudios 1 year ago
And the lord looked down and Adam and Eve were priming the 50 megatonne nuclear device.
MRSPIKE001 1 year ago
I blame the talking snake.
samten54 1 year ago
he showed you that there is nothing to fear!!! a fear we picked up when we realized that we end!!!
Da0YiN 1 year ago
i take it, god doesn´t like vegetarians.
aednil 1 year ago
Brilliant! Another fantastic video Cristofer7, the "if I could turn back the hand of time, they would of had a banana that day" gave my partner and I good laugh so thank you, keep up the great content.
CorruptedPersona 1 year ago
"It's tragically goofy" = best description ever of the Fall.
LithodidMan 1 year ago
Wasn't it the fruit of knowledge?
This may explain why religion has always been so scared of the pursuit of knowledge and why they try to keep their followers ignorant. In the religious mind knowledge = sin.
Well that and the fact that the more we learn about the universe around us, the fewer places are left for their god to hide in.
TychoCelchu 1 year ago
Two naked teenagers misbehaved in the garden of Eden and now we are all screwed. Sounds reasonable to me.
I like to forgive you but I have to kill my son first. Sounds reasonable to me.
If lived here you would be home and if it was your religion you would believe it.
SamWiseGingy 1 year ago
Original Sin isn't true. Look up the teachings of Pelagius. I did a video series on this topic.
fitchyfulthinking 1 year ago
Sinning is disobedience. Forgiveness is worship. Jesus is Lord and Master.
If you just look at this choice of words in Christian doctrine you know it's all about one thing and that's praising their slave master. And this deity's so touchy that you even can't not believe he exists. How can that even be an option, if he exists? It's like the evangelists knew they had no evidence for God, so they glorified faith, credulity, using emotionally charged words as "heart" "father" "saviour" "repent".
viridismonasteriense 1 year ago
thank you for making me laugh so hard this morning
wonderpope 1 year ago
my new go to words 'tragically goofy'
Not only to describe dogmatic beliefs
im now able to define current history as well thx!
Azandex 1 year ago
The Christian doctrine basically made every natural instinct (except maybe starvation) a sin. So naturally our every state of being is sinful. There is no way around it. Imagine if starvation was a sin. People would have to ask god for forgiveness for going hungry for food he never provided! This is the basis of Christianity. Completely asinine.
melowar78 1 year ago
@melowar78 dude... starvation is NOT a natural instinct!
QeloHawk 1 year ago
@QeloHawk LOL...true! I was trying to think of a good analogy and it was an epic fail on my part. But my point remains the same.
melowar78 1 year ago
Adam and Eve tied knots in rabbit's ears what looked, already in those days, like half a swastika.
isleofyew1 1 year ago
yea yea she tripped he fell oldest one in the book!
Azurewrath232 1 year ago
Does the judgment reverse if I shit the fruit?
matcotech 1 year ago
The closest reason that I can come with for the "Jesus died for your sin" is that someone had to put a moral, happyface, on a horrible event. If you really dig into the NT, you realise that "God's plan" went way off track. It was supposed to be Jesus vs. Herod...except Herod won..."Ok...how do we put a happy face on this one? Got it! Jesus died for your sins. AHA! Beat that one Herod. In your face!"
Which is right up there with doing a faceplant, getting up, and saying "I meant to do that."
ravenslaves 1 year ago
The Shinigami loves apples, and so do I. I like tomatoes and pomegranates as well, so I guess i'm triple cursed. As for that part of genesis, the truth is that god was pissed at Satan for pwning him with his own creation by getting them to turn away from god over a piece of fruit. A pretty, red, fragrant, juicy apple. What would you do? As for smashing bunnies in the head, imagine what we would be suffering then? People might be killing each other for nothing. Oh yeah, we're already doing that.
Lisa3679 1 year ago 4
The knowledge sufficient to discern good from evil and what has value was the fruit. The act that allowed freedom was deemed sinful and was forbidden. Read Genesis 3 again and you can see the problem. God is a tyrant.
david521598 1 year ago
As much as liberal christians try to distance themselves from the creation myth depicted in the book of genesis, they cannot logically do so.There needs to be a fall of man for humanity to need a savior and to give god the excuse to loose the horrific suffering we see in the world today.The book of genesis claims that the earth was created before the sun and the moon, This disagrees with observations made by modern cosmologists...The alternative is a magic that falls down under scrutiny.God=fail
Scheckig 1 year ago
tragically goofy.
couldn't have picked a better description.
why a talking snake, anyway? why not a talking blue footed boobie? that would have been far more impressive and god-like.
oh wait, that's right.. humans didn't step foot on Galapagos until long after thatbest seller fairy tale was written. so i guess they had to stick to animals they knew about. lol
onlywhenprovoked 1 year ago
pause at 0:14 yea I'm immature, so what.
fistfullofhope 1 year ago
I always questioned several things about the story
1)You're going to put your "forbidden" fruit smack dab in the middle of the garden
2)Apparently you made it look good to eat.If you made it warty with puss dripping from it I wouldn't touch it.
But what really got me was that after they ate the fruit god expels them from the garden and has angels with swords to keep them out.
WTF you couldn't have placed those angels around the freaking tree in the first place?
gamesmaster35 1 year ago
great take on the whole "Fall of Man" BS.
darbone 1 year ago
"you touchy motherfucker" lol, your commentary rules!
PornographicSoul 1 year ago
Great observations. God appears to be like the old guy in everyone's neighborhood who hates the kids because 20 years ago some kids knocked a ball into his yard.
Both God and this old neighbor need to get over it.
MrJmm999 1 year ago
would it not have been easier for God to just forgive us with no one having to be sacrificed at all ?
tiger695 1 year ago
hilarious video... all this, over a fruit.
vickmackey24 1 year ago
The christian / Jewish / Muslim god is an asshole.
aaronzvz 1 year ago
God was saving that fruit for breakfast. So when he found he had nothing to eat for breakfast, yeah, he was pissed.
BGenerous 1 year ago
Yeah, they ate the fruit. They couldn't have very well committed genocide, could they? ; )
AncientAtheist 1 year ago
To bad I just cannot buy some fruit to give back to god.
flammamancer 1 year ago
Did Adam and Eve share their story with someone? Maybe Eve was framed by the writers to let females know ya you can make babies and stuff....but its also your fault that we are living in sin...so dont feel too important. Gee Thanks ladies.
wideosvatcher 1 year ago
I think the most retarded thing is: They didn't know good and evil, so how could they sin? They wouldn't know until after they ate the fruit that it was wrong. Or even to obey god in the first place. My logic is, children and infants go to heaven because of their lack of understanding. Isn't the same true for Adam and Eve, before they ate the fruit? Also, Jesus is a lousy sacrifice. Goes to heaven, and he's going to live again. Look up the word sacrifice, doesn't even fit the definition.
NakedJack 1 year ago
the phrase "jesus died for your sins" was something that the first jewish christians used to say to each other because it meant that they didn't have to go pay money at the synagogue to be forgiven like they were accustomed to
it was NOT meant to guilt trip people into believing
RadicalSyndicate 1 year ago