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  • Oh man.

    Muslim Turbines?

    StraightDope can barely contain his laughter at point, and when he sighs.

    The comments.

    And Coughlin and GrapplingIgnorance was there.

    this was incredible.

  • /watch?v=DFzJGBNtvbM&feature=y­outu.be

  • Going back and seeing this, he (Brett) complains that his eyesight sucks, YET he pokes fun at Edible Napalm's eyesight all the time. What a dick.

  • @AxelLaw

    Brett is a cunt, and a moron.

  • StraightD0pe: I accuse you of being a lying degenerate fuck and provide good evidence. Brett: I sat there and they sat there and amazon sat there and people sat there a long time ago, so what?

  • @kyebean HAHAHAHA!

  • umm you can get headphones for free or like 1 dollar at a thrift store. What a fucking loser.

  • If that's Brett "winning", then Napoleon won at Waterloo, Hitler won WWII, The Amalekites defeated the Hebrews, and the Confederacy won the Civil war.

  • @therealfriday13th and darth vader beat the rebels!

  • @dragonstar140 Oh, and Liu Bei won at Yi Ling

    And Guan Yu took Fan Castle

    And Cao Cao won at Chi Bi

  • Aagh! Why is he always so vague?!

  • I think the funniest thing was Brett Keane saying that his video was doctored! I can't stop laughing!

  • It's weird that strightdope doesn't show his face, something is up with that for sure.

  • @theUSER101 It's noone's business.

  • Straightd0pe ass-raped Brett... it was really unfair

  • LOL turbine!

  • Brett Keane Syndrome sounds really debilitating.

  • It's the other way around, brett got pwned by straightdope. Not dump, because you can't hardly call someone who lives in a dump that has a lawyer.

  • @benos Sarcasm is sarcasmy.

  • @Anghellik9 derp herp. 

  • @Anghellik9

    You really need to sell the sarcasm, if you're attempting to have it come through in your text. There are aspects to sarcasm such as facial expressions, vocal inflection, etc.. that you can't do when you're just typing. Plus, there are people stupid enough to actually believe that Brett came out looking like he won. So, yeah... sad but true.

  • shit this guy called brett is really popular and has a lot of haters

  • Brett likes to play stupid

  • jdub gave Brett a blowjob, thats how jdub got that channel

  • brett keane is the crazy guy living in a cave calling everyone else crazy.

  • You should have mentioned how impossible it is to take text off of a video that is overtop of a face of all things.

  • I'm ashamed to say it, but my voice sounds *slightly* similar to straightdopes.. ickk.

  • @bonedancereff Having a Canadian accent isn't a problem with me lol.

  • @bonedancereff lol I was just thinking the same thing.

  • Straightd0pe was straightforward and hardheaded against brett's cunning and manipulative opposition. Brett scapegoating and personally attack d0pe represents how much of a charlatan brett is to a culture he identifies himself with.

  • omg amazing quality!!!

  • This guy is an unbelievably shameless liar.

    It's like trying to catch a greasy pig.

  • LOL Brett and Nephlimfree are like twins separated at birth

  • Flawless victory

  • Brett was exposed as a liar years ago, but it's great to see that newer people who aren't aware of his unapologetic, flagrant lies can get a front row seat with this video. Thanks for the upload of the full discussion.

  • I have absolutley no idea whats going on, but apparantly a lot of people dislike this brett keane dude.....

  • @YBAdick

    Basically, this Brett Keane was (and is, to a degree) an extremely popular figure in the YouTube atheist community, who despite his popularity showed himself to be a doc-dropping, plagiarising pathological liar. About two years ago, this Straightd0pe showed up and did an expose on him. So after a lot of back-and-forth, this debate is Brett's (extremely poor) attempt to counter the allegations against him.

  • Who wants to bet that Brett says this video is doctored?

  • @ZeFriedrichNietzsche watch?v=QCYST35gSvU

  • Is it me or did Brett got completely destroyed by Dope?

  • When I used to watch Brett I was told he was a writer, that he was more than that, he was a published author.

    So now a published author who can afford time off to debate on skype can't afford ten dollar headphones?

  • @sonic8005 actually you are incorrect. Brett was an arthur. That is how he spells author.

  • Brett keane is like Saddam Hussain.

    ''hey, relax guy. take a load off, look over there. C'mon, I'm just your average joe!''

  • Downloading this and archiving it in case it mysteriously disappears.

    Best time I've had on the internet in a while.

  • What the fuck is the video about.?. 2 dudes arguing over bullshit.... And this dude arguing over his fucking first name being discovered.... lol... Waste of fucking time.. And people actually watch the whole thing.. over an hour?.. Wow... Be more productive....lol..

  • @hintlo1 His lawyers first name is Edward. Edward signed the counter-notification on a DMCA filed in Brett Keanes name on his video. A month later, Brett tries to intimidate him by trying to drop his first name. It proved Brett filed a false DMCA.

  • @hintlo1 Saying fuck every fucking few fucking words makes your fucking point more fucking valid.

  • @MrJimmyNapoleon... Did not know people were going to take my comment serious... lol..... I think people should be more productive in listening to two people arguing on the tube... I def did not spend the whole time listening to 2 grown men arguing....lol....

  • You can never win a debate with a guy like this. You'd be like a dog chasing your tail. In order to win a debate, your opponent has to be honest. 30 minutes of this was StraightDope catching Brett in a lie and Brett still trying to get out of it only to dig himself deeper.

  • This is like watching a bird of prey ripping a little bunny to pieces, it's harrowing to watch but at the same time mesmerizing.

  • This wasn't a debate...it was a deposition. Although I agree that Brett did get caught in several lies on where he got Edward's name, the poem, etc, this entire thing just seemed rather....pointless and just trying to make Brett look bad. So he's lied about a few things...you painted a nice picture as a lawyer would do...but you still must provide evidence that he actually filed false reports on you. Everything else is simply fodder and has nothing to do with the original claim.

  • @dallased25

    Not entirely pointless. Overall, the topic was still Brett trying (and failing) to debunk the allegations against him (ie, false-flagging, plagiarising, etc.)

  • @dallased25 The lies about straightd0pe's name are evidence about the false DMCAs. The only place Brett could have gotten the name "Edward" was from the DMCA counterclaim that went to whoever filed them in the first place.

  • @kittycatbrat84 Ok, I see now, i didn't know that. Makese perfect sense, would have been better if Edward would have explained that in the vid because anyone not familiar with DMCA's would not know how it was relevant (like me). Well...then Brett is a lying ass-hat. I used to like BK's vids, but he made an ass out of himself by not fessing up in the face of blatant evidence and apologizing. If Brett wasn't going to defend himself properly, he shouldn't have even done this interview.

  • @dallased25 Yeah I agree that without having a really intricate understanding of the past between them it's difficult to see why straightd0pe was so adamant at catching Brett in certain lies. But you should really watch all of SD's vids about Brett, they're all on his channel. Then you will see that Edward isn't even his name :)

  • @dallased25 Brett has lied about more than just a few things. No one makes Brett look any worse than Brett himself.

  • it was Col. Mustard with the Pipe!

  • StraightD0pe "I'm not in a club, I'm not on a team!" Dude, this has to be the longest ass whippin' I have ever seen. Thanks dude, you just made my day.

  • Nice, Straightdump pwns that idiot troll Brett :) thx for upload

  • Oh good. Someone recorded this. Thanks! I was only available for about five minutes of it, when Brett was trying to justify writing reviews for his own book. Looked like fun to watch, though.

  • Sarahon stated that Brett is a pathological liar and I hereby assume that that is officially true. In which case I have some moral issues with the way this was handled.

    I'm not going to state my opinion here because I'm well aware that it's pretty meaningless but I'm curious how one would justify humiliating BK like this if indeed he has a mental disorder that would explain his behaviour (note explain, not justify).

  • @Swamoez0rs I think he is a compulsive liar, not a pathological liar. Pathological liars don't even know when their lying. Brett Keane obviously knows he is lying if he edits a video to make people think Edward was straightdope in a shout out video.

  • Thanks for uploading this bro! Great copy.

  • @straightd0pe Sir, that was awesome. I should give my Bleach hat to you. You Urahara'd him, no, you BATMAN'D him! I salute you, sir.

  • @straightd0pe Thanks, but i'm still waiting for your explanation for why you photoshopped a turbine onto thunderf00t, and made brett keanes head fly around doing silly shit, straightdump

  • @Anghellik9 Because Cough-christ told me to. Duh.

  • @straightd0pe I had my critcisms of you before, but that was pretty damn impressive.  Well done.

  • @Eaglesfaninca Thanks

  • @straightd0pe Good work, exposure of fraudsters and fakes is important.

  • Is it just me or does Brett use a lot of phrases from pro wrestling?

  • AbbaMonroe made me famous!

    PWN me next, I'm an easy target!

  • THE GREATEST HOUR AND 30 MINUTES OF MY LIFE. Brett Keane is fucking finished. No way he can possibly worm his way out of this. Straightdope is my hero.

  • Brett got pwned

  • Forgive me???

  • Thank you for posting this.

  • I could only stand it for 27 minutes... those are minutes I'll never get back.

  • I've been around since basically the beginning of youtube so it's pretty safe to say Dope is telling the truth. Brett undoubtedly tried to change the subject every chance he got because he knew he had no defense otherwise. Brett would make the perfect replacement for Glenn Beck on Fox News considering how often both of them try to change the spin of their conspiracies and lies.

  • My favorite line is still at 1:13:25 - 1:13:35

    "You read books?"

  • @WTFhuh1 0/10

  • @WTFhuh1

    If by mind games, you mean he was exposing and completely tearing apart Brett's mental gymnastics, I agree.

  • @WTFhuh1

    00001./10. Kill self. Ty.

  • @WTFhuh1 "A child, KID thats who"

    I see you trollin...others be h8in.

  • @WTFhuh1

    ah i see the old "well its obvious durrr so i don't gotta explain that"

    this vid is over a hour and a half you moron your gonna have to 1) be a little more specific 2) prove what was a lie. because the first claim he made was not BELIEVING brent has nothing to do with the privacy claims

    Also if his evidence was substantial that means there was a lot and it mattered. which it is true. But i think the word you where looking for was circumstantial. FAIL.

  • @WTFhuh1 lol are you kidding me? brett keane OBVIOUSLY lied about how he got straightd0pes name, he lied about plagiarizing the poem, and he lied about flagging people.

    how can you be so blind? what you are doing is experiencing group think. and how he talked to his wife has nothing to do with the things brett lies about. he is a liar. he lies. that is not to say he is a terrible person and deserves to be ripped apart but he asked for it.

  • I think you got the description fucked up, it was straighth0pe what pwned brett.

  • @ghostyman666 O RLY? what made you think that?

    u mad?

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  • @ghostyman666 I'd recommend checking the video tags bud.

    9/10 for me on the troll scale I think.

  • @Anghellik9 Opps, Sorry man. My bad. 

  • @Anghellik9 brett removed all the videos that mentioned straitd0pe?

    sounds like hes mad

  • @ghostyman666 I'm pretty sure it's sarcasm.

  • @TheNamelessCharacter I'm pretty you like to take it up the ass.

  • Imagine the circles he would have to walk if he were caught in a lie about anything IMPORTANT. lol

  • Even before the debate gets started, BK was laying it thick. "I cant afford head phones, I'm poor as fuck". What a piece of shit.

  • Brett missed a golden opportunity to confront his "attacker" or critic you could say. If he would have answered the questions straight out and not drawn it along, he would have got his chance. My only criticism of Dope is that he didn't clearly say why he didn't want his first name dropped and that would have been quicker. Other than that.... all around win for Straightd0pe.

  • Brett Keane got pwned so bad I think it may actually be possible for him to get straightd0pe charged for rape.

  • the god damn muslims and there turbines!

  • This is fucking hilarious.

  • Regarding the poem. It was a long time ago and I don't remember all the scams Brett has done, but I clearly remember that one. I remember his initial video, and then the edited one he did after people pointed out he didn't write it. Classic.

  • Having put quite an amount of time into creative works, I would sure as hell remember if someone accused me of plagiarism.

  • Ahh YOUTUBES, thank you for the drama!

  • "You don't believe my age either?" Defensive much?

  • Brett Keane was owned.

  • wow.....just.....wow

  • Wow, Brett ran circles around StraightDope. Whew! I know I'm convinced! Better go subscribe to all Brett's channels, for he is truly the truth! Truly.

  • Just put up the link!! lol

  • @pchalas To be fair, he was. I was the one who PM'd straightd0pe to say he was in the waiting room.

  • I think Brett needs his stomach pumped after being force-fed his own shit.

  • Brett's gonna sit there and sit there and sit there and spount bullshit and sit there and show his face and sit there.

  • Brett Keane is being intentionally dense....no surprise

  • Brett best unfuck himself or youtube will unscrew his head and shit down his neck, definitely needs to get his arse squared away pronto

  • @FletchRDG Sadly, nobody cut his balls off, so he has already contaminated the rest of the world.

  • @Anghellik9 unfortunately.......actually I wont go there lol I cant rip Bretts mum for his fuck ups but then again she did bring him into the this world, would she be game? nah I best leave lol but ooo tempting

  • @Anghellik9 that is unfortunate, still he'll always be 300 pounds of chewed bubble gum

  • @FletchRDG His heart belongs to Condell, but his ass belongs to Straightd0pe

  • @Anghellik9 I think the best part of him ran down the crack of his mothers ass and ended up as a brown stain on the matress, i think hes been cheated but he is THE most slimey-fuckin-walrus-lookin piece of shit that has ever to have ventured onto youtube

  • @FletchRDG I totally agree. He is the lowest form of life on earth, nothing but an unorganized grabastic piece of amphibian shit, if you will.

    Also, I'll be damned if we ever find something he does well.

  • 6 of Brett's sock accounts don't like this debate.

  • Straightd0pe and Brett are both cunts.

  • Wow, Brett got his ass handed to him before all of youtube *lol

  • obvious pwnage is obvious :D

  • "Turbine"; this needs to be a meme.

  • I would NOT want to be Brett Keane in that situation.

  • @UpTheIrons1994 well, don't be a lying, false dmcaing doc dropping asshole and i think you'll be fine ;)

  • Listening to the whole Edward name tangent and I am just astounded at d0pes inhuman patience

  • I lost my shit when the poem video came up. Great stuff.

  • I am 7 minutes in and so far my ears are being tortured by feedback and Brett making vapid excuses. Is this going to be worth another 80 minutes of my time?

  • @starfedrogue you won't do anything productive in that 80 minutes so nothing is wasted.

    Stop copying the trend of people posting comments about how they wasted "x" amount of time on watching videos.

  • @owjysv I want a proper answer to my sincere question so excuse me if I just ignore yours.

  • @starfedrogue Yes, it becomes the best pwnage i've ever seen after about 10 minutes.

  • @Anghellik9 Cheers!

  • @starfedrogue what are you? austistic?

    Fine. Just be patient and watch the whole video to see what's going on. Brett Keane only mess around in the beginning.

  • @owjysv Yes, the only possible explanation for your reply not being terribly helpful is that I am autistic.

  • @starfedrogue The sound issues get better. The vapid excuses only get worse.

  • @BrianTheGoldfish Thanks, glad to hear I'll be able to hear :)

  • Ok this was definitely not a "debate" as it sounded much more like a criminal interrogation where the accused (Brett) was caught with the knife and blood in and on his hands.

  • What is straightd0pe's youtube account? Is it Anghellik9? Sorry I'm confused!

  • @hellomoto170 That was a stupid question. straightd0pe's YouTube account is straightd0pe.

  • @owjysv lol sorry I didn't know, I probably should have checked for that before commenting though.

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  • It's good thing to put a spotlight on pieces of shit like Brett. Flim flam con men like him need to know that they will eventually get called out, tarred and feathered in public.

    It's a shame that they didn't get to the e-begging. I would have loved to have listened to the debate about that.

  • I laughed my ass off. Now I must go retrieve it.

  • straightdope is good with his questions he sounds like a lawyer at times

  • he straight up took a dump on his ass

  • @.@ weird.

  • I just watched half of this and really? Everyone has been posting about this brett keane guy. and judging from the hysterical reactions to him i assumed that he was guilty of being a pedophile or something. This just looks like a bunch of silly bickering over nothing. And it makes everyone involved look like idiots

  • @Salment yes, because being a wife beating, doc dropping, plagurising scam artist is nothing to write home about.

  • @SilverEra309 Oh those are the charges agaisnt him?  Maybe have been a good idea to start off with that, rather than bickering for ever over how he knows his name.

  • @Salment oh so now it's the ORDER of what was brought up? How he knew his name was relevant to his doc dropping etc, and being a pathological liar.

  • @Salment @Salment yeah, criticizing a wife beating plagiarist doc dropping false dmcaing censor happy pathological liar who scams hundreds of people out of their money because he's too lazy to get a job is just silly bickering.

    In order to call out someones bullshit, they have to be a serial killing rapist pedophile for it to be anything more than silly bickering over nothing.

  • @Salment If you knew the whole story you would know its not just silly bickering. Make a search for brett keane and domestic abuse

  • His biggest strategy is "I don't remember" and "It must be doctored"...conspiracy theories and pathetic "I don't remember, therefore I'm not guilty"-like cop outs.

  • Did he say that Cougland made a video making Thunderfoot look like a Muslim with a "turbine"? lol

  • It's a shame people didn't keep the links and such Straightd0pe provided.

  • It was more like an interrogation than a debate.

  • I would actually have more respect for him if he were to just break down and admit his lies and apologize.

  • So glad I was able to see this live.

  • I nearly pissed myself when he started his "intro music" and didn't stop laughing after that.

  • @Sarahon06 lol same here

    

  • rofl, 32:00 PWND

  • It's quite funny that d0pe knows his wife has an i-pod

  • I'm watching this once more through just for the comments

  • Thanks for uploading this Anghellik......I was going to come to the blogtv but I fell asleep ;)

  • I can not believe I missed this!

  • Note to self - When debating StraightDope either: a) come prepared; or b) lube your sphincter. :D That's youTube history right there. :D

  • I used to think Brett was cool, but not anymore.

  • @ColoradoMikeyS2 Join the club.

  • @ColoradoMikeyS2

    Congrats on seeing the light.