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  • I call bullshit! Yukari would just gap the ball into the net.

  • it make rasengan from naruto a little dot XD

  • Whaddya know...Faceball Worked!

  • Well, spring won't be coming any time soon with Lily being KO'd.

  • Why doesn't Yukari just open a portal and do an instant goal? Well... Maybe she thinks that's just boring and not really in the spirit of the game. I mean i honestly think that would be boring.

    Or maybe its a Touhou Soccer rule. Like Rule 1# Zun is not allowed to play, Rule 2# Yukari may not use portals to instantly score goals, Rule 3# You are not allowed to attack other players directly, or something. If they didn't have rules like that then the biggest danmaku in history would probably start.

  • Why can't Yukari just open a portal thing at the goal, and another at the ball, then just tap it in?

  • couldn't yukari just, like, tear open a few barriers and instantly score?

  • straight up FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • hey guys, i heard the next touhou soccer cup its gonna be on september 2012 :D ... O.o FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU -

  • she didnt use her hands!!! She used her fist!!!

  • I'm pretty sure the energy ball hit the ball and not her hand, people.

  • ...You aren't supposed to hit the ball with your hand, Yukari... Oh, what's that? You altered the borders of the rules of soccer? Oh, carry on then.

  • rasengan....YUKARIGAN!!!!!!!!!­!!!!! xD

  • @devilman1996 This makes Rasengan look like a small breeze. 8L

  • Hand ball.

  • 0:23 for Yukari punch

  • CHEN IS SO CUTE-EVEN WHEN SHE TRY TO WIN YOU AT SOCCER WITH INTENTIOS OF KILLING YOU......

  • HANDBALL!

  • If these guys played in a actual soccer game... let's just say they would have lost by default. XD

  • AND!!...it missed.

  • @GuyThatWearsG12Suit

    AND it was a foul.

    AND it's now the other team's ball.

    The ability to slip through dimensions, and they failed to get the ball within the net of THAT dimension!

  • Why the Women World cup isn't like Touhou soccer? =(

  • @Kampfenten Because God hates us

  • I have a question. I started playing Touhou Soccer and when I do one of these abilities, the videos look wrong (the colors) how can I fix that?

  • @tanith117 but then again, in gensokyo you CANNOT give into common sense or sanity, or you just wont last that long.

  • 0:06 Shikigami ASSEMBLE!!!

  • Funny, in fact Yukari should be too lazy to do so much work to score. Mostly she would just use her boundaries to transfer the ball in the goal.

  • ... Uh... Handball? Offsides? Apparently Touhou soccer isn't played the same way ...

  • @DarkIceSaiko Yeah if you look at the other moves with knives and arrows and Lasers, I think no sane ref would try to stop them, (or could)

  • @DarkIceSaiko Thierry Henry style *cough cough*

  • @DarkIceSaiko

    what did you expect of a captain tsubasa rip-off

  • @psoslash ... What?

  • @DarkIceSaiko

    /watch?v=VzkGF4a615M

  • @psoslash ... Whatever.

  • @DarkIceSaiko If you were the Ref, Would you give them a card?

  • @YakumoChenergy You can't give fictional characters cards. That would be... strange if that were possible.

  • HANDBALL!

    

  • YUKARI PAWUNCH

  • PS. I KNOW THAT FACE YUKARI, I play as god in order to create. tsk. puff puff puff

  • are they playing fusion again...

  • She touched the ball with her... Oh nevermind...

  • Its SPRI- ouuufff

  • on topic of the shots name, wouldn't it be something along the lines of "Phantasm, Foam and Shadow"??? IIRC, Yukari had a card with that in the name in PCB, so that being the name here makes sense, and "Deep Fantasy Bubble of Light" is similar in name as well.

  • How the hell is tha ball intact?

  • wait..did it just miss the goal completely?...:O

  • wouldn't be easy-er just to kick it in her gap and have the other one inside the goal

  • FALCON...PAWNCH!

    Apparently, its super effective.

  • Yukari... used her head...litterally.

  • CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEN

  • @janeandiful Don't forget to breath :D

  • if this is ther soccer i would love to see them play baseball

  • No fair, Yukari used her hands! XD

  • so much for a goal..

  • Take note that Yukari is in the goals,and she raped all that was between her and the other goal...

  • Whenever there is a game series, you can expect soccer

  • Suicide goalie FTW only by throwing herself at the ball to deflect it Lily died and honorable death.

  • @MasterofGiga silly giga, lily is a fairy she respawns a few seconds laterz

  • @thekillerhjkhjk oh yea forgot about that

  • The name of this shot is the same as Yukari's last word in IN.

    Basically, "Foam, Phantasm, and Shadow" is the fucked up version of "Yukari's Danmaku Arcanum"

  • falcon punch has nothing on border punch

  • That f*kin ball is IMMORTAL!!

  • @Magicacoca Oh, you even noticed it... I want that ball. =3

  • I'LL BLOCK THE BALL!!! D:<~head shot from hell~ X_X;;;

  • All that power... and yet she didn't get a goal.

  • Rasengan!!

  • Epic attach, but lily white was too epic <.<

  • AWWWW....... dammit RAN HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE STOP WORRING ABOUT CHEEN DAMMIT

  • 真顔で反則してるw

  • Over...Kill...To...The...Max(B­order)....

  • All that for a corner.

  • hand ball on yukari

  • even if its a goal she will get a card, cuz she use hand

  • @npminion would u try to card anyone of them after seeing wat they all did to the ball!

  • That ball sure can take a beating

  • RAN, ARE YOU FRICKIN' CIRNO? DON'T BLOCK THE BALL YOU JUST HELPED YUKARI PUNCH INTO THE GOAL.

    HOW DID LILY WHITE POSSIBLE BLOCK THAT?

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  • I'm starting to wonder what would happen with Touhou Golf.

    Very highly doubt it would happen, but just imagine.

    That'd be pretty freaking interesting.

  • Lol Hand of God!

    Yukari is Maradona XD

  • I wish the 2010 world cup were more like touhou soccer

  • @HappyGestapo I 9000% AGREE WITH YOU!!!!!!!

  • @HappyGestapo It's would be awseome

  • @HappyGestapo As much as i like soccer already, I wish soccer in general were more like touhou soccer.

  • @HappyGestapo Free life insurance with every second ticket.

  • @HappyGestapo It will be someday.

  • Yukari: RAN, YOU IDIOT!

    Ran: IM SORRY MISTRESS! :(

    Yukari: NO TRAINS, TIME TO BREAK THE FORTH WALL!

    Ran: What do you mean!?

    Yukari: Automatic GAME OVER!

    Ran: Gaspeth!

    Yukari: And NO CONTINUES!

    Ran: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-*explodes*

  • i got a question...if i clear all the sub scenario but didnt get some of the special shot do i hav to replay them again and if i replay and unlock the shot but fail to clear do i hav to continue til i some how clear it again?

  • Haaands! *throws a yellow flag*

  • hmm, so apparently the youkai of borders can't control the border between her soccer ball and the goal..

    that's it, I'm declaring this!

    new power rating:

    Mokou

    Kaguya

    That Ball

    Yukari

    Yuyuko

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  • Yukari ain't slow she is being godamned lazy as usual

  • And to think this is all for a game of Soccer. Jesus.

  • BORDER OF ARMAGEDDON! And yet it still fails...

  • Unrealistic - loose cloths like those would obviously be banned as they present a serious tripping hazard.

  • @Vitlaroti would you REALLY wanna argue with girls that can nuke the living shit out of practically anything or anyONE they want? didnt think so :P

  • @ZorkTheHedgehog Just sayin' they'll regret it after someone gets hurt falling down.

  • Yukari: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE BALL WAS BLOCKED?!

    Ran: Great, that means I'm gonna be punished later Q.Q

    Chen: Ran's gonna punish me when Yukari punishes her Q.Q

  • SHOW ME YO MOVES

  • lol, is it wrong that the only thing I could think of at :20 was "KAME HAME HA!" XD

  • whats this song called? :D and where do i find it? :DDDD

  • @sesshii From the touhou soccer soundtrack, they have a couple of CDs containing the BGM. Album is called "東方初球蹴", by the circle Hachimitsu-Kumasan

  • @sesshii Well, Yukari's Theme, one version is Necrofantasia, and the other, the one that is accurate to this one, Is from SWR and IamP, called Night Falls-Evening Star.

  • This is pretty over the top but looks like a fun game.

  • LILY IS THE BEST!!! XDDD

  • By the way, as for the name translation, are you sure it's not something like "Phantasm, Foam, and Shadow"? Cause that sounds kind of similar to the individual words you're using there, and it IS one of Yukari's most recognizable cards (it being her Last Word in IN)

  • I dare to think that certain spring obsessed fairy will find herself in alien dimension very soon...

  • 夢幻泡影 is translated as "Phantasm, Foam and Shadow" in Imperishable Night, and 深 means deep. So uh.. I'm not really sure how to combine them to make a good name...

  • how about...

    "Phantasm and Foam hidden in deep Shadow"?

    x3

  • Yukari....PAWNCH!!

  • Umm... Who's going to tell her it was a handball?

  • SMASH!!! :D

  • RASENGAN!!!!

    (sorry, can't resist the urge to type it.) :P

  • Nah, It's a falcon punch.

  • Boundary.....PUNCH!!!

  • OmegaChosen0 and TwiliAezure's

    Yakumo and the Crazy Miko, Part 2:

    Yukari-If you don't stop her, Ran...

    I wonder what'll happen to Chen?

    Ran-...

  • So where we going to continue the mass that surprisingly no one trolled?

  • I dunno... here?

  • RAN YOU MORON!

    You're on my team!

    Why did you try to block the ball??

  • She was actually trying to kick it in the air to turn it into a projectile of screaming death?

  • Meimu-Hehehe...manipulating souls is actually hand who knew!

  • *Wince*

    Can't we just let bygones be bygones? I DID fail to block it, after all...

  • *Sigh* Tell that to your master.

    She isn't very happy, that's all I know.

    I'm pretty much responsible for making Meimu crazy.

  • @xxYakumoYukarixx a pet will always try to fetch what you throw

  • @xxYakumoYukarixx your going to have a serious family meeting tonight

  • @xxYakumoYukarixx Don't worry Yukari... I think that it's the Ran from the mirror world. ..

  • @Reyllyoc

    You see, that's why I try to convince her NOT to create so many gaps at once. We get alternate realities all the time.

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  • @xxYakumoYukarixx Just be glad that you didnt overdo your Border of "Revive Kills Zombie" and "Overkill", otherwise, the apocalypse would be here.

  • Ah? Did Yukari use her hand to hit the ball?

  • So elegant!

    Ran helped Yukari and then she tries to stop the ball! Anyone noticed that?

  • Why doesn't she just open a portal inside the goal and tap it in?

  • Because that would be cheating.

  • Oh, and Flandre's shots aren't.

  • Captain Falcon has nothing on this.

  • OLD! maid rage

    And i want OLD MAID alliance shot with Youkai Jesus in it cause she is the new member

  • Basically, Kanako, Eirin, Yukari, Yuyuko and Byakuren all in one shot? Oh dear...

    We'd be trashed.

  • And we must have a new generation

    Members-...Flandre EX Rumia...Meimu-shot-,Sasha and Mitori

  • Agreed. The result of everything combined: If all this breaks out, HELL has broken out.

  • Meimu-TIME OUT GRANNY!

    Yukari-Seens like someone didn't learn manners~

  • Seconds later, someone was beaten up,

    punished, and left dead in the middle of the field.

  • Meimu-sniff...

    Yukari-Now now~ a big girl like you shouldn't cry

    Meimu-I HAVE ALLTHE RIGHT TO CRY! EVEN FANON HATE ME!

  • Yukari-Want some more, then?

  • Meimu-Ugh...(not even Yuuka is BAD AS THAT!) Leave me alone..please?

  • Yukari-Very well...

  • or

    Yukari-Heck no.

  • Meimu-What I did to you?! I already said I was sorry!

  • Yukari-Nothing really, except for calling me "Granny."

  • Meimu-I already said sorry..(she treats me worse than that Kitsune!)

  • Yukari-Sometimes, apologies aren't enough.

  • Meimu-What the hell you want then?!

  • Yukari-Hmmmmmmmmm... From now on... YOU'LL BE THE BALL!!!

  • Meimu-Huh?! NO ANYTHING BUT THAT I BEG YOU!!!!!

  • Yukari-*Approaching with an evil smile*

  • Meimu-HELP ME EIRIN!

  • Yukari-(She never came.) Wrong person to call.

    Chen-Ran-sama, what's she doing to that girl?

    Ran-AAAAAAH! CHEN, DON"T LOOK!!!!!

  • Meimu-Dragging herself out of a border with clothes in rags-Ughh finally escaped...WHAT THE HECK AM I DOING IN A SOCCER FIELD?!

  • Yukari-*Standing right next to Meimu*

    You haven't escaped. Yet. *smirk*

  • Meimu-...hehehehe...HAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAH DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE­!!!!!! I WILL KILL EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!! YOU INCLUDED!!!!

  • Started new section cause it's etting too long...

  • Seriously, Ran is so talented, she can help set up a shot, then actually try to block the same shot she helped set up.

  • @ramensoup43 I think but only a thought that she may have been helping to kick the ball to the goal instead of kicking it? But still she is talented.

  • at the beginning when the three were together looked so badass ^^

  • Angry Ran looks adorable

  • Foul!

    Violation of Rule - hand contact with the ball.

    This is illegal you kno- *BOOM*

    *Dead*

  • Ha ha Lily White fails~

  • YUKARRRI PAWNNCH!!!

  • falcon got nothin on that pawnch

  • As far as I can tell people are destroying space stations, stadiums, cities and dropping gigantic turtles on the field while playing soccer. I think hands are allowed ._.

  • The moon, don't forget the moon.  >.>

  • And using the sun

  • So do plants. >.> I don't think we'll have to worry about that until they make it go supernova; of course, I'm half-expecting them to do that, but we'll cross that bridge when we get to it (hides in bunker).

  • Ok. *Waits patiently for Mima's Twilight Spark.*

  • EPIC SOCCER WIN!

  • foul she use her hand to hit it

  • nope she uses energy that comes from her hands to throw it. and how forbidded that in soccer? x3

  • I was expecting the ball to warp through a portal. ww

  • Wait, did Ran try to block a shot that she was a part of?