Hitler implements SAP (the real reason for the 3rd Reich's downfall)

[sud78]

awesum!!! superrb!!. any video on schettino wrongly calling hitler to inform about costa concordia ?? would like to c hitler blast that captain!!

[LordNitinSaini]

551 movement type is for scrap....i think he was referring to 311 stock to stock movement type

:-)

But brilliant, i face these issues everyday as an SAP consultant

[c4sh3w]

Movement type 551 means 'Goods outflow for scrap'.

[WindowsSoftwareDe]

fuck sap complexity.. all i need is word, excel, a dot matrix printer and a fax.

[quixoticus1]

Hilarious! But so, so wrong... especially if you know what a 551 movement is...

[tjdgreat]

I was LMAO when I saw this. This is a FUNNY video, not a presentation of FACTS and should not be taken seriously. SAP is the most fixable ERP I've ever worked with. Failure or length of an SAP implementation has nothing to do with the software, it’s the people involved i.e. implantation partner and Business end client, both.

You damn right I'm an SAP consultant! :-)

[fivequotes]

great clip keep it up =)

[jgmank]

Wow, extremely creative and super hilarious! Anyone working in the field of SAP can relate to how true the story is, even though the video itself is very funny! Great work, thanks for posting:)

[mike2playa]

This is hilarious. We just went "Live" at my job site while I was the lead supervisor. It took 5 years and almost 800 million to implement ERP in our enterprise and all it did was overhaul our entire business process and made things that took 15 second increase to about 10 minutes and stripped things that are critical to our tracking and management of products. Our legacy system was tailored to our demands and functions. Now we have to do business based on the limitations of ERP.

[GunMeat]

@mike2playa OMG! 800 million ? euros?

...

[tahsin007]

The 480 people who like this video are Oracle consultants. lol

[aciremaro2008]

Love it, it is simlpe the truth!!! lol

[beppino21]

Nothing shows better the TRUTH about SAP!!!

[TheMarkWithers]

my latest implementation went live today. I laughed so hard at this

[eemarko]

The least user friendly piece of ugly GUI ever

[saltpeterjunky]

Haha, poor Hitler - he should have bought ByD. Much more user-friendly. :D

[abhii1]

@saltpeterjunky

Are you really serious?

[MrMajik2]

LMAO! I'm a legacy Systems Analyst, and they've been implementing SAP for over 4 years now :-)

[eraserheadSH]

i'm a SAP consultant and i lol'd hard.

[MsABAPer]

alonschmul.. you made may day.. I couldn't stop laughing from what I saw.. ha ha ha...especially where tomorrow is my SAP interview as ABAP developer ,, I felt insulted - as an ABAPer..

[evinrude76]

@JohnVKaravitis Its hard, but we have lots of cash to drown our sorrows in...

[rbcrist]

@evinrude76 :) True mate. Being SAP consultant or even ABAPer means a lot o cash in your pocket :). I will never curse the day i entered SAP world. It has a lot o drawbacks but as a system is quite cool, i like the way it was built, even if sometime is a pain in the ass to even debug the damn thing.

[Xigjotjslg]

Na ja, als meine Kinder erschossen wurden, habe ich mehr gelacht...

[sendtoselva]

Reminds of "The Fox and the Grapes".

[t0mme1981]

Who said Germany lost the War?

They got us back with SAP.

[GunMeat]

The problems with SAP could be stated this way:

"tool made for everything is not good for anything"

[voetius]

@hotboy1976

i ABSOLUTELY hate SAP. i wasted 7 years of my life programming the ugly machine and eventually i retired from SAP jobs after many successful projects. and there are a thing that i hat more than SAP: the SAP consultants.

[TheNiteWalker]

sry, not funny... writing some text that has nothing to do with the actual video is not exactly up-to-date comedy...

[smpatel78]

This is so true.....I am sure everyone who has worked in SAP must have experienced some of other things that the vdo is showing...!!! hilarious and creative..

[spinneB]

@smpatel78 Indeed :)

[WunderWafer]

lolololo

I looked SAP up and came across this video cuz authorities have spent almost 8 million dollars to implement SAP to manage the state health care system in the city I live in (less than 600 000 inhabitants) and couldn't finish the project. Now someone is gonna get arrested...

[kopfsprung]

Den Konkurrenten von SAP muß es ja schlecht gehen...

You can grow greeeeen, Idiot, you cant stay SAP!,

the best eco-Idea after windows...

berlinNOW

[amackayj]

All ABAP programmers and freelance contractors leave the room... LOLLLLLL!

[TheYeppwhatever]

Oh my oh my oh my....and no, it's not about Nazism, it's about SAP!! Funniest thing I've seen for weeks! Rotflmao. Tbh SAP by now can do about anything you want...but can you afford it?

[GamePlayVideos100]

is this the real one? XD

[danialnassurudin]

"Not possible in standard SAP" Classic line. Hahahahahahahahahaha.

[ScoeyB]

This was very amusing. I almost understood all the business jargon. What I wonder is, are the 123,893 hits I see this gem got reflective of a large number of Neo-Nazi business people? Or are they mostly straight business people? Or are they mostly neo-Nazis? Is there a difference? Now that businesses are run like machines, by machines, for machines (you "businessmen"), is there really any qualitative difference between a Nazi and a Capitalist? Our planet is dying, but you still want the $

[mingmingpow]

@ScoeyB Actually I imagine the number of hits are reflective of the large number of people who have been through a painful SAP implementation

[PritinTheGreat]

Very witty video! :D

[KailaJaneyus56]

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[SirPepe666]

SAP is the biggest piece of bullshit that Ive seen in a good while!

[wezzla]

They'll want remote connection, and frigging access data and steps to reproduce the problem. And after years and years of endless correspondence they will say "this is the way SAP works"!!!

LOL. I have spent threeweeks writing back and forth with different waldorf monkies trying to setting up a R/3 connection through saprouter.

[igrewold]

Why the disc(rimintaion) against ABAP dudes? :D

Only when I am just starting to learn it!

[PieterFerro]

I can understand the fun for clients and partners, and could be applied on many other suppliers. But use someone else to play the lead role. It seems all forgot what Hitler stands for. Still many families are feeling the loss and distress of what he and his fellows did. And many of his alike are continuing to do so in the world. I am 44 years old and still think of what this guy did to my family and my country.

[TheFlicka28]

Fucking love it!! Death to SAP!!!!! Hate the fucking thing.

[evilrobottolhurst]

LOL from start to finish - especially at key points like "all ABAPers and freelancers, leave the room" or Traudl talking about "enhancement points". Why is Hitler not using A SS AP? I think he got all his ideas from when he invaded Denmark and their top users Lego and Bang & Olufsen. Which might explain why he cannot pronounce "Walldorf" lol

[chavamg]

lol this video remembered a former sap job of mine

[MarkAvreli]

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[GunMeat]

"....100,000 un-understandable tables..."  - EXACTLY :D

[daintyfairy83]

ROFL

[Mordetify]

I want to liberate jews from the german. this rabble must be destroyed. jews are no people, only bad animals. they are just as much killed, such as disabled and gay, as in germany. yours sincerely, adolf hitler :)

[Skarlet79]

Are you working for SAP ? My boy friend does. He almost laughed his ass off when he watched your video.

[lylledk]

SOOOOO true!

Working with SAP for more than 12 years - this brings tears to my eyes!

[xXCPDaBeastXx]

Hitler parodies are funny.

[alwaysrationaldebate]

As a freelancer the line about Freelancers and ABAP programmers leave the room made me laugh out loud :) This is sooooo funny

[lehandro69]

This video has clearly been made by someone in IMS...LOL...Excellent!

"They'll want remote connections"..lol...priceless and true

[lehandro69]

This video has clearly been made by someone in IMS...LOL...Excellent!

[Maleficus21]

"All ABAP programmers... and freelance consultants... leave the room"... ahahah, I suffered the consultants invasion for so many years... ^_^

[crazyvishustbs]

this is sooooo freaking hilarious and true!! just loved it!

[hiarul]

:-)

[Mila229]

Thank you so so much for this outstanding clip!

Passing the link to all my SAP friends. There's no way anybody who's ever worked with SAP would pass up a great opportunity to laugh at it. Thank you again.

[y2kraviraj]

Too freakin funny!!!  Anyone who has worked on a SAP implementation will not be able to stop laughing after this!!!!

[tommeli73]

I'm working as a PM in a SAP roll-out project and we had a SG meeting today. This is a good "memo" of that for sure! :D LOLOLOLOL

[rascolnicove]

I'm an ABAP developer for five years,

we were watching it with two friends SD and HR consultants

Our stomachs has the pain of laughing :)))

This was perfect :)

[bennotg2]

My colleagues and I were watching this video today - we laughed until we cried - we are all SAP consultants implementing the DFPS module at the ministry of Defence.

It all very hilarious and to the point: asking all the free lance consultants to leave the room, the BW dream is over, going back to legacy, invading Holland (my country) and roll out BAAN; the 551 movement type! the standard SAP etc ... one question: the "old" JRP system is it what I think it is?

My compliments to alonschmul!

[voetius]

well, the girl speaks about an enhancement-point and, at the end of the video, the disclaimer says that hitler is using the 4.6C. ¿is there any enhancement-point in the 4.6C? correct or not, the rest of the video is absolutely TRUE.

[alonschmul]

@voetius 10 points award !!!

[hotbooy1976]

@voetius

You must be a real SAP sucker. The kind of consultants we hate

[1861robertelee]

My favorite part "the BW dream is over....", hilarious.

[ieatveg]

If you have anything to take from this video, then it is "If you implement your SAP projects like Hitler, then this is what happens"

A good video for those who become project managers with no experience at all.

[vsx16v]

Well I find this offensive in many ways.

[runefairy]

@vsx16v You've obviously never worked with SAP.

[dkaushal]

We can only expect this from the Hitler. As he is & was biggest failled person on earth.

[misslive]

the dialogue is funny, the decision to use hitler is not. very ignorant.

[henriquespinto]

- don't worry.

- he'll find an explicit enhancement point.

LMFAO

[nilrodri]

Awesome....Any SAP consultant can relate him/herself to hitler here....hah hahahahaha....

[vernonclan]

Freaking beautiful and TRUE!

[othdogg]

this is sooo gad damn true!!! hahahahaha

[othdogg]

this is sooo gad damn true!!! hahahahaha

[prasadbabukoribilli]

good one. lol...

[Spectre006]

As a SAP freelance consultant, I can verify that everything stated in this video is... absolutely true :-D.

[ebasilio]

@Spectre006 I 200% agree with you being MM consultant for 10 years (4 of them in SAP Brazil)

[crodv82]

So funny ... and true... 10000 undocumented user exits!! HAHAHAHAAH

[raulmo2006]

Guys,

Its great, many undocumented tables and user exits is wondefull, only better is" BW dream is over" !!!!!!

[uptowned]

only funny if you do not understand German! If you do then this makes no sense, i.e. not funny at all!!!

[bogbrushbrain]

@uptowned

yeah, that's a real problem. I turned the sound off, then it was much better.

[jvpandya]

@uptowned What is the orignal movie?

[uptowned]

@jvpandya In German it is "Der Untergang" which means downfall.

[shafeeqtly]

Great enjoyed very much, may be this is the handiwork of SAP's opponents.

[johnnytechnosk]

jokes apart, Sap support is quite decent compared to other major vendors

[joolooqwerty123]

This is the work of a genious!

[ronniegogs]

Idocs lol.... :D

[MoiraEncantada]

Fantastic!!!! All true :-)

[gvidalis]

So true ... 

[qczek]

cool :)

[s3p0]

The end of the BW dream!

[gmtxrsts]

"All I need is to transfer jews between non valuated plants and then post a 551 movement on them with no special stock or split valuation"

LMFAO!!!!!

[niron78]

One of the best! Everybody whom implemented SAP will agree with you.

Great one Alon!

[ravinggirrrrl]

OMG!!! I have worked with SAP for 5 years. The part about the guys in Waldorf and setting up a connection made me laugh out loud!!!! I have so lived everything in this video.

[ieatveg]

So you expect the problems to be resolved without them logging in ?

You think they have a magic wand ?

[wezzla]

@ravinggirrrrl

LOL. I have spent three weeks writing back and forth with different waldorf monkies trying to set up a R/3 connection through saprouter.

[seeingnaples]

@ravinggirrrrl I've been working in Walldorf for three months and I laughed so hard because its all so true!!! lol...

[GoodShinePL]

Great :) I have been facing every single problem mentioned here.

[hafnerAvi]

Excellent! Brilliant,fantastic , a real IT life

[JonWightman]

So true! I love the comment about the workaround.

[ridp604]

Fantastic Video!!!!

BW Dream ah ah ah ah

[valeckpm]

this is the truth ... fantastic video :)

[ow3]

אדיר!!

[mbass31]

Excellent! Brilliant! I couldn't stop laughing. This must have been written by a SD or MM consultant... :)

[hlitvinov1]

Discusting . Who can be so deviate and ugly stick this stupid napposite translation . Mental hospitals are waiting for you